17 Burst results for "Alonzo Bowden"

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

03:53 min | 7 months ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"We are in the golden age of what the fuck fatigue. And we are all right now in a state of PTSD, which means pandemic Trump shit storm disorder. I think we're all just hanging on John. It's a scary time. You see the guy freaking out on frontier airlines and like swinging at the tough stewardesses and I mean, and they have to duct tape him to his seat. No, we are flipping out and being duct taped to our seat on the plane. And thank God this was frontier because they have a lot of duct tape on that airline in case the planes break. But I mean, we are all in a state of agitation right now. And this was supposed to be the great unclenching. You know, when Trump was elected, we all got to the back of your neck, maybe it was your fist, maybe it was your sphincter. Maybe your job. We all have to grab them by the pussy. And we're supposed to be relaxing from that right now. But it's still these trifling fools, these idiots, these morons, these confederates. And we're still in the struggle and the struggle goes on. You don't get to check out in this society. You have to stay engaged. And I recommend very highly not hating people. And being nonviolent and mocking them every step of the way, because nonviolence and ridicule like John lens set are still the most effective tools against them. Wait, the last question. Last question. Speaking of idiots, and I'm not Donald Trump's offspring, not am I talking about I'm stuttering on fs. I'm talking about Fredo. I'm talking about Donald Trump Jr. he is fraternal. And shemp are the two sons, Fredo and Chandler, yeah. So Donnie dickhead, junior is tweeting out every day, bullshit. And I was just wondering if you had an opinion on this idiot. Look, I want to commend Donald Trump, junior because he's done so much to keep cocaine out of the hands of young people. And we all wondered if Joe Biden would get a bump after his convention speech, but apparently Don Junior had won before he gave his. You know, what happens if you make a copy of a Mini-Me? That's my question, you know? I mean, Trump's father was an evil racist landlord. Trump's an evil racist landlord. He's like a Xerox of a Xerox of something that wasn't worth xeroxing to begin with. And I think Donald Trump Jr. was there for our amusement. We should enjoy him and mock him. Know that he is a person who murders elephants for entertainment. He is a millionaire at birth, who hires people to take him to elephants..

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

05:34 min | 7 months ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"Truth all in capitals. I mean, is this? Is this I thought it was an onion freaking headline. Donald Trump is the exact opposite of truth. Yeah, and it's handled by a group based out of Wuhan China, just in case you don't have either topping on your irony Sunday. Yeah, you know, look, you can't say you're a Trump supporter and say you care about lying. You don't. I mean, you know, if you are a Trump supporter who pretends to care about lying, I have a Barack Obama Kenyan birth certificate. I want to sell you right now, okay? Thank God for birtherism. John, it's gotten so much easier. You used to have to get to know someone to know if they were a racist or not. Now, I just ask them. Excuse me. Just so I can save some time here. It's a shortcut, not a litmus test for shortcut. Where was Barack Obama born? Please always be polite. And then you'll get a reply and this is the question that terrifies right wing male Trump supporters. Terrifies them. Because they value Donald Trump's lies and racism over objective truth. Donald Trump spread this lie hundreds of times for years with no evidence. And when he finally got cornered, he bragged that, you know, I made president Obama produced the birth certificate. It's like he was the first motherfucker in history to brag that someone else proved he was full of shit. You know what I mean? And then he lied and said, Hillary Clinton started Hillary Clinton never said that once she never said it once. But when you ask your right wing friends and I do it with relatives. I'm like, where was he born? Just see the responses. I don't care. I don't know. I don't know where it was born to you. No one knows for sure, or they'll say, well, he claims he was born in Hawaii. I have no reason to doubt him. They can't just come out and say, he was born in Hawaii in the United States. There was never a controversy about Obama's birthplace. There was always a birth announcement in the Hawaii newspaper in 1961. There was only a racist lie. And that is, to me, the square root of all this, you know, that should have killed Trump. The fact that he stole from the vets with a fraudulent university. The grab them by the pussy, the mocking the disability of the reporter..

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

03:10 min | 7 months ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"And I don't know if it's ever going to be prodded into wakefulness at this point. Well, that's what I was going to ask you because the last time I had John, we were saying, you know, if Merrick Garland does not do anything by the end of this year, is it time for him to step down and I believe you said yeah. I don't remember if you asked me that or if I answered that question, I will say if Merrick Garland doesn't show some signs of criminally investigating Donald Trump with a view toward indicting him for the many, many, many crimes he committed. Then I think we're going to need to turn to an attorney general who will. Yeah, because right now, how do you stand with Merrick Garland? I mean, you know, I know, I know we don't know what he's doing behind the scenes, but right now he's been in there. How long now? 9 months? Yeah. I have a hard time conceiving of living in a country where the Department of Justice headed up by good people give our democracy away to a criminal president or a criminal former president. I have a hard time conceiving of that happening. So I still expect he will be indicted. I expect he'll be indicted in Georgia. I expect he'll be indicted in New York. I was talking with Mehdi Hassan on his show last night. I would like to see us follow Brazil's lead for goodness sake. Brazil's trying to hold its president criminally accountable for avoidable COVID deaths. And Bolsonaro, the Brazilian president was merely sort of negligent or reckless. Donald Trump was worse than negligent and reckless. Donald Trump intentionally lied to the American people, we now know because he was telling Bob Woodward the truth about how deadly it was. How it was so much more aggressive than even the aggressive strains of flu. How easily it was spread, and then he walked to the cameras and lied to all of us. And, you know, there's this one cardinal sin. When he started mocking reporter Jeff mason, who's a heck of a reporter. During a White House press conference, saying take off the mask. Take off the mask. Jeff mason said, mister president, I'm not going to take off, oh, I guess that's because you want to be politically correct. John, do you know how that must have permeated Donald Trump's base the people who for whatever reason are fooled by him and act based on what he says? How many of them do you think said, I'm not wearing a mask? Did you see the way Donald Trump mocked that reporter and said the only reason you wear masks is to be politically correct? Donald Trump ran us all into the path of an oncoming deadly pandemic. And he should be held criminally accountable for that, just like they're trying to do to the president of Brazil. Yeah, I mean, and it's like, you know, it's getting to be really, really scary. I mean, look, just like the science says behind you, justice matters. My question to you Glenn does Merrick Garland know this?.

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

03:02 min | 7 months ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"This guy is like changing his story every single time. And what does that tell you? It tells you he's probably got a guilty conscience. He has the truth doesn't change. And if you did nothing wrong, you can tell the same story. You can recount what you did accurately and consistently over and over again. I mean, you know, that dude, he's not a serious man. He's not a serious legislator. He is he comes across as a carnival Barker or an auctioneer, the way he thinks he's impressing everybody with his fast talk. It's a whole bunch of nonsense. But when I watch him, make those inconsistent statements, it tells me that he probably has a guilty conscience and he's trying to weave some combination of stories to sort of keep him out of hot water at a minimum. He's a witness who has to be subpoenaed himself to testify before the select committee. And for all we know, he may have criminal exposure for the insurrection. We just don't know until that's fully investigated. What is your opinion as a prosecutor is going to be the end result from this January 6th commission? So you're going to get a pretty dramatic report because don't forget there's been testimony going on behind closed doors that acting attorney general rose and testified for like 11 hours recently. And we don't know that much about what he said. I've got a little bit of a bone to pick with the select committee because part of the value of these hearings is putting them in the dang public square so we can all see the testimony. So I would like to see some public testimony sometimes soon. I suspect the result will be this enormous report on how Donald Trump tried to destroy our democracy, tried to stop the duly elected incoming president from having his win certified and Donald Trump tried to unconstitutionally retain power. And committed lots and lots and lots of crimes in the process. And I think that is what will result in a criminal referral by Congress to the Department of Justice for the crimes that they have documented in their select committee hearing just like they just and I was watching the vote before I signed on when I at last count 8 Republicans had voted to hold Bannon in contempt and hopefully there are more. So just as they are in the process of referring Bannon for a crime, criminal contempt of Congress, I predict that the end of the select committee's investigation, they will make any number of criminal referrals to the Department of Justice and DOJ will then be in a position where they have to look at those crimes that are being offered by Congress and see if they're willing to indict and prosecute..

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

03:32 min | 7 months ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"Well, in my opinion, this is what came out in the NFL with the John Gruden thing. John Gruden is proof that they all know it, and they're all comfortable with it. Because the fact that he sent an email, when you send an email, someone's on the other side of it. That means people received it and they were fine with it. And that's what proves, you know, the collusion that keeps Colin Kaepernick out of the league, which now he's aged out, but still, I'll tell you a big one. Eric B enemy. You familiar with Eric the enemy? It sounds so familiar. So Eric B enemy was a running back. I think I want to say in the 90s. Okay. Listen to this. He's the offensive coordinator of the Kansas City Chiefs. He created the offense that has taken the chiefs to the Super Bowl twice. And no one's offered him a head coaching job. That never happened. If you're the coordinator on a Super Bowl team, you get a head coaching job. It's almost automatic, right? Yeah. Nothing, nothing. Think about that. Two super bowls and no one has offered him a head coaching job. And they say, no, there's no collusion. There's no. It's like, really? Really? So you're the Jacksonville Jaguars and you'd rather have urban Meyer and old washed up college coach than the guy who is engineered the offense that built Patrick Mahomes that Patrick, really? You're telling me there's no collusion when he can't get a head coaching job? No, the Gruden thing proved, they all know about it. And what's funny now is they said that they have what 650,000 emails..

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

05:01 min | 7 months ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"You're still black. See, if you're white and gay, there's certain circumstances where you you forget to mention the gay part. You just go with the white part, right? You know? But if you're black and gay, you're always black. So it's hard to explain. Again, you have to see it. And that's why I haven't seen it. So I really can't, you know, but that's why I'm asking you. If you see it and watch it to the end, I think, well, no, I'm not even going to say, I think. I left it saying that's Dave's point of view and I understand why he has it. And he's not telling you what to believe. You know, this is the other thing. He's not telling you what to think. He's telling you what he thinks. He's telling you his experience, some funny, some not funny, some absolutely hilarious. But it's all his experience. He's not telling you this, you know, this is the thing. Dave Chappelle doesn't make policy. Unfortunately, Ted Cruz does make policy. Yes. Unfortunately, you know, Marjorie Taylor Greene has a vote in Congress. Dave Chappelle doesn't have a vote in Congress. So, so even even if Dave Chappelle hated, I'm not even gonna use a drama say, if he hated blue people. You know, if he just hate those blue people, so what? He's not making a law that's going to affect the blue people. Right wing Republicans, they're making laws that affect people. You talk about day being anti trans. They're the ones who try to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. And he talks about that, especially, but that's what you have to look at. His jokes, just telling jokes and when they ask me how Dave Chappelle's doing. It's like, listen, I'm working the chuckle hut and Cedar Rapids Iowa. Dave's getting $20 million a show. He'll be all right. You're too funny, a lot. So you know, Trump tried to ban transgender from the military. And I have to tell you, you know, because I know that we're both.

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

05:35 min | 7 months ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"So when you say, you know, you got to believe the science. It's like, no, you don't. You just because, you know, and again, you get to be Internet, right? You go, you go to some of these forums. And now you have millions of people telling you you're right. Bill Gates is tracking you as if Bill Gates gives a shit about you. No, it's like, you know, it's like Alonzo, I was at the pub that I hang out at. And, you know, there's a Trump like at the bar, but he's way on the end, and I'm talking to my democratic friend about he's a school teacher about someone who didn't want to get vaccinated. The Trump are from down line. Well, for people have really died from sitting there. Four people, four people have died from vaccinations, you know? 700,000 died of COVID. But he's this is like just like you're saying it. You know, they don't believe the science. Four people, that's them. That's their rationale to not get vaccinated. Right. Well, certainly, you know, they try to do that with Colin Powell and make common Powell a thing, you know, not realizing like he had other diseases that made him immunocompromised. But but again, the science, the science doesn't matter because they refuse to believe it, right? So how do you, you know, it's like talking to someone who is deeply religious, right? And listen, you can be religious and believe that's your business. But if you're having an argument and then they suddenly say, well, Jesus said, well, I can't argue with you anymore. Because that's your belief. There's no proof of that. That's purely your faith, you know? And you can have your faith, the problem is you're bringing it into a scientific argument. I mean, this is what we're dealing with with abortion, right? This is a huge thing. As far as I'm concerned, men shouldn't even have a voice in abortion until we have babies. You know, until then you shut up with these guys and it's all about control. They want to tell women what to do. And when you talk about the hypocrisy, every one of them, you know, if their little daughter got pregnant, especially if it was Tyrone's kid, yeah, kid would be flying to an abortion clinic in a different from Texas or Mississippi or whatever. They'd be flying to a New York abortion clinic in a New York minute. So it's all bullshit, but the unfortunate part is it works. Yeah, but you know, it is appalling. I mean, it's just a seat. And that's that Greg Abbott dude. Just to see him, you know, just try and take the right of a woman away from them. But then I'm arguing with someone on Twitter today Alonso, and she's a woman and she's a trumper. And I'm going how is that possible? How? How could she be, you know, the Republican Party trying to take away her right to have an abortion and she'll still support this party? I do not get it..

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

05:20 min | 7 months ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"Case you didn't know it, Joe Biden is the president of the United States and name only. Someone else is running The White House. We're not gonna take it anymore. I see a Civil War coming. The Trump revolution has just begun. We renew our call for a fair and nonpartisan investigation into the death of Ashley babbitt. It's Arizona attorney general Mark ruby. We've gotten a lot of calls, a lot of emails. So there's one thing people definitely want to see. They want to see more chucks. People you want more chucks. We had 40,000 Brazilians come through the Yuma sector alone, headed for Connecticut wearing designer clothes and Gucci bags. Halloween is come early here because nothing on this rule says debt limit, nothing in this rule. I mean, when did my glasses, it says in the title, increase the public debt limit? I don't know how much clear it could be. It's in the title. Our culture today is trying to completely de masculine all of the young men in our culture. And so I'm telling you all of you moms here, the people who I said for the most vicious and our movement, if you were raising a young man, please raise them to be a monster. Vice president Kamala Harris, because that's still a thing. She hired these child paid actors to pretend to like her. Let's just say Texas does get a vote in the future. And votes for a text. Do you think other states would follow Texas out of the union? And how would Texas defend itself if it did break away? Would Texas have nuclear weapons?.

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM

WNYC 93.9 FM

02:20 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM

"NPR news quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We're playing this week with faith safely. Alonzo Bodden and Adam Burke and hearing it is your host. A man who has just organized his suck drawer alphabetically. Peter Sagal. Thank you, Bill in just a minute. Bill sense his watch to Central Standard Ryan in our listener, Limerick Challenge. If you'd like to play. Give us a call at one Triple eight. Wait, Wait. That's 188892489 to 4. But right now it's time for a game. We're calling Ballot dump. No, it's not what we found in a ditch in Pennsylvania. It's a round up of some of the week's election news. Rapid fire to false style Get yours, right. You get a point. Good to go, guys. Here we go. Alonso your false At an election rally in Michigan President Trump told suburban women he'd be helping them get backto work. False right? He said he'd be quote getting your husband's back to work. Faith tour false. Speaking about his campaign in Texas, Joe Biden said. My wife Jill, and Camilla's wife, Doug, were their true. Yes. Adam Tour Falls. Campaigning in Arizona President Trump introduced Senator Martha McSally by saying she's my partner in the Senate. Sort of like my political Melania. False, right? He said. Quote. Martha, Come up fast, fast, fast. Come on, quick. You've got one minute. One minute, Martha. You know how I knew that was false. There was a full sentence. Alonso tour false during last week's airing of the Bachelorette Detroit TV station accidentally broadcast the results of next week's election. In the middle of the episode. True, Yes, they're running a test faith to re falls. The Taliban issued a statement threatening a cyber attack on Tuesday's election. True, no false. The Taliban issued a statement endorsing Donald Trump president Alonso Tour false Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen is protesting that she was left off of CNN's America votes. Graphic True, no false. She was protesting that she was left off. Nickelodeon's kids vote graphic That's all for this week's ballot dump will do it The next time the fate of the world hangs in the hands of some people in the Philadelphia suburbs. All right. Some questions for you about the rest of the week's news.

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

13:01 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Socks didn't like slingshot. I wasn't about it. I I had fun with the slingshot and I've done the one that I'm not crazy about Canam. Nah that's a snowmobile on the street. I'm not about that. Well you know who they sell them to. They sell them the car people. That's who my car people who WanNa feel the motorcycle experience or guys who and women who can't hold up a motorcycle intersex. Yeah or like they get older. You have knee problems or bad hip and you can't wake up. Yeah so I I mean look. If you're a hand if you have a handicap all right fine I get it but I I guess it's better than one of those harleys with the trike. We probably is so I got a buddy. He's a big time touring guy and is that A. He told me he said the Harley's and a gold wings with the two wheels in the back are inherently unstable like those three wheel. ATV's band but the Canam Cam will not tip over and said that's why he thinks the key that's why he believes in the CAN. Am I gotTA truck drivers the Morgan Three Wheeler. Because the Morgan Three Wheeler is like. It's like a fucking World War One Spitfire. You know what I mean because that Harley engine and the pipe comes right by you you and like Plop pulsing right here. Probably not you know. And you're looking over these sort of pontoon fenders moving and it's just it's totally unique. The slingshot to me. It's like Oh yeah. This is definitely bill by company that builds squads and not sports cars. Yeah although to slingshot the first time I drove it I thought it handled pretty good for For what is it okay. I just don't I just don't think it's that fun. Considering the fact that if you get into an accident one you are fully dead. But here's the thing and this is what you have to remember. You're used to motorcycles. Yes and real sports cars so if your own but if you're only used to cars the slingshot shot becomes a whole different because it gets you closer to the motorcycle riding out in the air and you've got a crazy power to weight ratio. You know those are things visa. This is what I say about stuff like that. You rent it. You don't buy a thousand percent. Why drove the slingshot? I was like this This is a fifty dollar an hour rent out in Vegas. You're Ron vacation somewhere. And is a sling shot and you rent it. Spend a day. I'll drive a lap around Saint Thomas. That's what it's for and you have a great daytime would it. It's like a modern Fiat. Jolly if you buy one then you're like man like like look at the price of use slingshots like Utah about depreciation appreciate it. I know it's funny that you bring up. The here's the question. Do I look in cars and trucks or motorcycles. Not Polaris slingshot cars. I've never once looked up the price of a used slingshot. Here's a twenty sixteen for fifteen grand with sixty two hundred miles on it right and that was thirty grand new Yeah I think it was twenty four. Yeah so it's It's definitely cheaper. Yeah still not worth it. Sixteen grand gets you you better MIATA. He's asking six point Lonzo. Very good point asking sixteen. What about this was something that came up? So buddy post it. I think it was on July optic and I was laughing. I said has anyone ever paid asking price on craigslist. NOPE NOT MY my my roommate. Vinnie got a two thousand and one Infiniti q x four member that Finnity is pathfinder the last year ear of that with one hundred and thirty thousand miles on it one owner two thousand dollars more. It's and it's he drove it home. It's Nice it's really nice actually Yeah the last time you here. I think you came by Daling e ninety two M three sedan. Yes do you still have that card. Oh that was nice clever beautiful yes alright car. So I'll tell you my story for one thing I have. I have no attention span when it gets caught. Oh that's nice. Yeah get one of those. And I don't have room or money to collect so I trade and swats one time for you so you know. I went from that back to an X.. X Six but this was in twenty eleven. I had a murdered out x six and this is before anyone had anything murdered out just completely flat black wrapped oft black wheels. The whole thing I pull up to my dry cleaners and the girls who worked at eight you know eighteen twenty one while you just bought the bat mobiles and I never never thought of that but I was like yeah I did. Didn't I write so I go up to A friend of mine. Marcus Miller Brilliant Jazz Bass player. He's he's playing at the Hollywood bowl. I go up to the show and I pull up into the into the back. Parking is and he's like man. I got a new Porsche Turbo. I'm thinking everyone's GonNa WanNa see my portion. I roll up behind some has hole in this bad as black uh-huh W and it's bucking Alonzo Parker again. That was great. But it's funny. You mentioned m three because I just got got a about three months ago. The last of the M three The last of the last version m three so I gotTa See Fa Faa Oh cool CS. I got an incredible deal on it. I love when I find someone as crazy as me. The the guy the guy had picked it up on a lease right and he had it for like three months and then he told me he got a GT three three so he wanted to get rid of it. So I took over his lease. He put down a big money because this lease was so beliefs priced like my monthly payment was so low dealers dealers. Were like mealy dealers like I don't know how you got it at that. He's put down like twenty thirty or something had to so did you. Did you do it through like swap. Op Elise Oh really normally go. You normally always look at. I look at least I don't always do it. But I've looked on there I've I've taken over and gotten rid of a few leases on their very cool way to get a car. It's interesting isn't it years pitch for those who've never heard of it it's people who if you lease a car and then you decide you don't like it or I can't keep it or whatever you're basically fucked you are. There's no cheap easy way to end. That and swap elise helps people who are maybe looking for a shorter term car a year to three years. You could. You could get take over someone's lease and potentially you. You know you take over their payments but like Alonzo said Maybe you you get the value of their down. Payment take over the monthly payments it. Here's what you should never do the hard way I co-signed with my sister I'll Har- she which she leased and then wanted out of on swap lease the complications of cosigner on a swap. Elise there was like a six month long disaster. They don't doing it and you also have to look at the company because a friend told me that would porsche. When you do a swap? Elision your still on the hook. If that person Zain flakes which is good at all so you really have to check which company BMW Day and only because they did it they charge you two hundred fifty dollar fee we to do the credit check and it is a work transfers transfer to lease which is cool but anyway it's a nice. It's a really nice car is great. I'm loving this car car. Yeah I'm loving his car all dual clutch. They're all the which I am happy with dual clutch. I'm not one of these. People live in traffic land. Circle like I gotTa Have Emmanuel. I'm like no you don't do. Clutch is better than you. Now I'll tell you where I wish. I had Emmanuel my other car. My daily driver now is a the J. C. W. Mini countryman interesting. It's gotten automatic. And I wish it had to be but finding one of those that are six-speed adjacent eight. Hundred contract is not common. They did make them. But it's really a Unicorn car because first of all they didn't make not many people buying JC w countryman now and then to to get it with the six speed is another layer pretty much had to buy either an express car press. Mars might be yeah. Do you like that thing love it. It's actually kind of a good city car. It's a great ban all kind of room in it. It's fun to drive. 'cause it's a mini it. Yeah it works and the new minis you know from like eighteen on their. BMW's now basically sonics and stuff like it's more fun x one right. Yeah well the excellent sucks. Now it's not about the old diverse gen-x I I had one. Those were fast. They've told you about. I had one with a six feet. Yeah that were where bad ass card. That was an M. Yeah you with a little like two parts and a two year run in like four hundred fifty horsepower. One of those things that was a blast but but so to many is a daily driver and then the CS is the car And it's it works. You know exam three is a daily on it. Surely there's nothing about daily it's got I like to 'em three better than the m five. I agree the new M.. Five kinda sucks. It's too big and floaty and Numb Barry Numb. It's it's a muscle car. It's a big super fash. Straight Line car with six hundred horsepower. Great it but when it comes to driving living in handling the m three works better than three. Isn't that much smaller inside. It's not the size of an e thirty nine five so it's not like you're making a big big sacrifice in comfort or utility to get the m three which is a much more fun car to drive yeah drawn seat. Room is almost exactly the same. I drove the eight and I didn't like the eight it on the eight again. It floats if if I was doing enough. I'm running back and forth from Vegas to L. A. Every Week Then and I'd get an eight. Yeah because it's A. It's a highway cruiser. Do Dr do you drive two gigs. To when you go throw in California Nevada Arizona I drive. Yeah it's like you give yourself like a six hour cutoff. Basically like hundred mile cut off because I love it I love being out and driving but but time wise. Yeah like yeah I would love to drive to Dallas but I ain't got no and honestly it's it's not like that's a great bribe. No you do it once. It's in the attic I've done it. Yeah Yeah what are you know as you've been around do you are you. Are you crunch time. Do you have an hour an hour and a half an hour. Good we we can go to a four. Okay all right cool all right. We got a couple of questions from the audience. Let's get to some of them Jason says getting super chat for the last STA couple for Lonzo has got crews Jason says I got flown to Sacramento to work in a TV. Show anything car related to do in Sacramento or the bay area There's a great Sacramento Auto Museum It's a little older school but it's got some really nice stuff. It's run by really nice. People Thunder Hill Thunder Hill has take our from Sacramento. And some I did and I don't know if it's still there but it was cool as hell data slot car place. Oh in Sacramento. Yeah Love Old Schwartz. Like old all schools slot cars would like to six lane big. Yeah Electric that. That was used to do that. Shit back in the day when I was a kid. Yeah and They had those ones that are like the Finn Cars. Yeah wing cars are crazy fast. There really fast those lights your hand if you. I don't know if the place is still there but I did do slot car racing up there. That was fun. Slot cars are fun. Have conversations with the old nerds hang Dante's what's wrong with everything since one thousand nine hundred seventy five it all went bad. Seventy five Lonzo love seeing you and why we ride. And that was fun What's why we ride? Why we ride? I was a great documentary about why we ride motorcycles. And what I loved in it what I loved about it so when they asked me to do it. You Know I. I do a lot like doing this. podcast right and doing various things they asked me to do so they do. Do this thing about motorcycles and I said yes. Sure we're GONNA come to the garage bubba it. It is cinematic beautiful. It is the only thing I've seen. That really captures what it's like to be on a motorcycle. All right and everything dirt. Bikes street bikes touring racing. They talked to all different people from a family. That goes dirt biking together to pro racers and stuff. I the line and I am famous for in why we ride as you know. We were talking about road racing. I said Yeah when I'm dragging my elbow that's just.

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

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10:53 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Yeah because the best and worst thing about pebble beach is the traffic right but what you do. Is You get like a Vespa from the press press fleet and now you're lane splitting through like gt to fifty nine fifty nine and you're like fucking L. Paranoid traffic. I'm sorry I turn myself up a little loud assigned to touch one and get stopped. Yeah Man I'm a I'm a scooter man. Actually I think I don't know if you noticed but I'm a scooter man really. Yeah I I've had a Yamaha won twenty five for six years that has just been in my l. a.. Runaround Super de l like fantastic. I sold it three days ago for the exact same amount of money. I bought a four six years ago. The entire your cost of ownership over six hundred thousand dollars scooters were great Graham. Oh the Rahm Roms superfund scooter. You ever take it anywhere fire or do you just isn't it. It's like I'm GonNa ride the Graham. Now I'm GonNa Laugh I'm GonNa ride the GR- I've taken it up to the rock store and I don't know if Yung Lee with 'em one GP. Oh I know him one GPS. So I've done his. He does go kart track track days with many bikes at atoms out. Yes I know up at Willow on the go cart Jack. That's awesome so I've gone up there with him with Graham and and you know it's fan you you're like you do attract a at thirty to fifty miles an hour and having more fun than a high speed craziness. Have you seen this. I've seen the monkey a monkey yet. So then for those who the Graham is the meany sport bike and Honda just came out. I think this year with a reissue of their famous Amos. Monkey a mini trail from the seventies. This is mechanically. A GROM is same but it's got a vintage dirt bike. Look and I want one so badly. Those things are cool. The I always loved the original one. I probably couldn't even sit on but the reason I always want like they'll they'll pop up online and I'm always tempted to buy one and just put it in my office. Yeah 'cause when I was a kid that was the ultimate mini-bike yeah like they had all the you know the cat the mini bikes and the and the bandits and stuff that used the lawn mower engines but the Honda mini trail was a real Honda. Yeah it was an actual small dirt bike and this one is fucking fucking awesome. There's a bunch there's a group of guys up in Monterey House up there for world superbike and they had the original monkey bikes and these these psychopaths pads put big engines. They put in hundred twenty five to one hundred and eighty engine strokes. They were title to seventy so so you know it's bike neither and everything's laid out on on Cannery row yeah all kind of you know do Qadis hotties and sport bikes these three guys on these little monkey bikes. Everybody wanted to see them and they took off and they just really down cannery cannery row on these little tiny hot rod bookie bikes. It was a blast. I bet like the roving gangs of grams. I'll see in a while or like what's the other Ruckus Ruckus. Thank you the rookies turbos. Either into they call it a ruck out they call it a rucksack and I've been with you're now the grams have liked taken over because the grams fast scooter. So you couldn't get it to do much more than I'm fifty. These guys the turbo on and it would go. It would add like a half a horse. Best listen I don't think I haven't thought a turbo charging my Graham to bring it up to well over eleven or spies out it is. It is a left stock. It's nine turbo. Takes it up to like fourteen. That's ancient swaps on them. Guys doing engine swaps. Now my thing with my mom is not to spend more money on it than I paid for totally totally appropriate. You know what I call that. Irs Rush shooting out of class. You'd never want to not a class. There are ten thousand dollar grams out there and there s I listen I I admire anyone who loves something enough enough to be stupid with it. Can you pick up one of those though when the guys dumb with it for like six. That's really where the value. Yeah when you get a four year old pro-tory muscle car listen. Listen I think you can get a chopper right now. For about seven hundred dollars. Oh Yeah Yeah you all like a big thousand dollar choppers. These things are probably like if you got ten grand for it. Now you take the money and run nobody under seventy wants. Yeah they re they bought it and realize. Hey I can't beat beat up. People wait a minute and this bike beats me up may actually be a good idea. I talked to a guy. He had a Richard Chopper and traded it in and he got an Indian. He's happy he's unbelievable. He's nicer to his dog. He's you know he's nicer to the children in the neighborhood. What a change suspension makes have you tried An electric motorcycle yet right. Yeah not you weren't into it now. How come they didn't have any visceral thing? Yeah it's it's you know somebody said this to me and and when he said added it made perfect sense he said you know why you don't like electric. He said 'cause an electric cars. Electric is an appliance totally. Yeah and I I wrote the electric trick superbike and it was fast the Jira and whatever it's called but it was like it's technology for technology. Sake yeah I agree. It's not better like we're not concerned about the emissions from a superbike race needs. That doesn't need fixing you. You don't shift. You know it were it would work for like you say. Lend Mayor GCA EGO and their urgent as Sheikha. Yeah they're beautiful. Utah Bikes again. high-spec high high. You know that's fucking hot. They make electric. Super Bowl reminds me of an. MVP Augusta actually electric superbikes for bikes. They look at the end. I rode the what's the the really popular one zero Alta or the zero zero. Yeah a you talked about a scooter. An electric scooter would be really cool. Like Dude I've been waiting for the electric for year if you're if you're riding a VESPA or or a Honda Eh. One fifty scooter that they make a great little bike and you should switch that to electric you. Would you'd be like Oh. This is perfect. One hundred percent agree with a motorcycle. A- Eh not there yet go by what has three hundred this month. I'm so excited. Go at ninety. Have you ridden the Piaggio with the two front we. Yes what's that like. One of those things kind of embarrassing to be seen writing but once she ride it you go. This is actually really very good and very smart first off. It's fucking fast fast. I did one hundred ten miles. An hour also has a lock button so when you come to a light you just press the lock button and it holds it right. Physicians -sition up. So you don't have to put your feet down which okay and you can really get an angle going. You can get a big lean down on those things fun man. I talked talk to a friend who wrote the Nikon. and He's a super fast sport by guy and he said Man I think works. He said I don't know if I'd buy one but he said but it it definitely works. The the new Yamaha with the sport bike with the two front. We haven't what's it has. What's how do you smell it? Ian Yamaha Nike on yet. Oh yeah all shit. Wow that's so fucking weird looking really. Yeah you've gotta be kidding me okay. You're literally looking at what appears to be a normal motorcycle but with a fully split fork and row full size front wheel. That's exactly what it is now. That locked the front front on accident. You have to put your foot down and everyone says Yamaha just answered a question no one asked ro body. He said it works. He said it. You know uh-huh and and the thing about when you say works what what is. What is the goal of some of it was the contact patches right so you got to contact patches is instead of one so you never lose the front end because a lot of times? That's what happens. You talk the front end you lose a front end the the idea is to contact patches patches. You won't lose the front end but wow it's he said it's fast. He said it handles great. It's it's a weird bike. It's super per weird looking. Yeah but and it will split lanes in La that's raising so are any. I WANNA see the stunt guys get down on this. They do William and the front. Both two front wheels have breaks. Yeah I imagine they're linked right problem. Yeah do we think all three breaks linked. Don't I don't know I'm not sure. They make a touring version of it to to have like a sport touring version with bags. This is a really dirty piaggio is nerdy. This is no this is that you get the you know and this is why. It's it's dangerous for me because I love getting stuff where I'm the only idiot who has one and that's one of those things that he spelled. Odeon Ian Nick Anderson Look on Instagram. And see if I can find 'cause I can't play youtube videos but maybe they can find on instagram video of someone like carving on one. Here's here's a guy we'll get the fuck out of here right now this. We need to say that looks so weird the hell out of it. It's very bad pod. Yeah totally bad pod. It's a it's a normal manual gearbox that no it's a normal it's is there nine hundred. CC triple engine. So it's got a lot of tort and supposed to be a blast plus we fund. Look at it rides like regular motorcycle sting. You'd be the only kid on the block. Who Has One Pearl Lucy? You could take a rock directly to the radiator. Though between the uh-huh that's Wonky but I like it. I like a Yamaha get out me. Let's try it. That's crazy dude. Nike and I K in how how funky. So that's why I wondered about the Piaggio. I haven't ridden it but I've heard it's pretty cool. It's really fun. It's it's Dorky. But it's put its. I very very fun to ride in in I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. Much this dude got the Nike. Lean down he is. I wonder if this is going to be a trend catches on now. You're a drive a Morgan in three wheeler no. I haven't driven the Morgan. I have driven the I've driven. The slingshot a slingshot..

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

10:16 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"This is the funniest thing about it? I read about this. You can look it up. People say I'm crazy but you you can look it up. It has been documented or Thomas. Cars are more likely to hit dark skinned people and I was like I almost have to admire uh engineering that you could actually engineer in racism or built. Yeah and and I read this article about. It said it's because the the algorithms and the artificial intelligence learns from example right so it looks at millions upon millions of examples of what these cars have hidden until like. Oh apparently it's okay to hit the Brown one targeting targeting to remember when they first came out with face. Id on the phone and like every Asian face would open. The phone. Couldn't tell the difference between Oh shirt. This culture is not so multicultural. That's not nice at all much true. I am genuinely worried about about the the attack being the halfway measure where. It's just enough to give people that that false sense again. That's the problem. And this is where Eh you know. This is where corporate America one more time at particularly Tesla but all of them so they they sell it to you as it's. It's you know autonomous automatic matic. Call Dr itself that when the car has an accident. They're like hey we told you try. We told you. Keep your hands on the wheel. Yeah Yeah Yeah. No I did have a I had had a Mercedes that had it. But you had to touch the wheel every minute Like you couldn't go more than sixty seconds without your help. Connect right I knew would start like flashing on a dash and it followed freeway lanes. Pretty good you know The brakes on those things to me. This is what I don't like. They're too harsh. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah it and slam the brakes on you. Know if you said it in Dick follow mode like in super grow shit back mode the I. I don't see I don't know about this. Is this is a weird perception question. So the question is are the brakes too hard or is the fact that you are have now become a passenger to that breaking mentally. Because you're not immediately ready for it to bring like you break breaking his too hard and I'll tell you why and this is the thing thing again of Big City traffic for small city urban and rural urban versus rural. Whatever you know how to the old rule you supposed to follow three we seconds behind? Well we don't have space between our cars right so so the the way. The cars seem to be programmed and I can't speak for all of them but I'll I'll speak for Mercedes because I had one that had this it it expects a certain distance between cars but in La if you leave that much space between between cars another car is going to be at space. I used to teach traffic school and I used to my God. I would've loved to have instructor amazing in. La If you keep three three seconds behind the car in front of you you'll keep backing up until you're back home you'll be back home. You Try to maintain three seconds and I just you know now so I think that's the problem and again I don't know where they test these things and all that but places with nicer drivers would would a little more space but when you get into an La New York you know Chicago or whatever and particularly with early adopters right L. as the one who buys these things before anybody I mean. I've been a place so I remember last year I was in grand rapids and I was like I said something about Tesla's yeah I haven't seen one. Yeah in her. Never leave these areas. Don't realize that when you go to like the Midwest or something that's like an exotic car. Don't just see them around. It's also a pain in the ASS. Because you don't have charge you know so and and Michigan she can still has the fight against dealer selling them. Yeah you know. They're still Michigan. Yeah Yeah has that issue so you know the problem again. The technology like you said we're in the middle. Yeah we're in and then I ride motorcycles and that's a whole nother death. Wish thing where you know no you just ride like yeah. They're out to kill me at all times to be so hyper aware I do too. And it's I but it's the only way to get around La Sane. I would not do people say what's like I said it's like playing frogger live. Yeah but it's also I like I just love being able to shut the outside world. No phone you know what I I mean. Not The best you know they. They offer meetings Bluetooth Helmet deals. Yeah when I don't I'm avoiding man I did. I put the Bluetooth in my helmet. I was riding Vegas. I got to Victorville pulled over to the side and ripped. Yeah it's what was happening in your head at the very moment you said Faulk this is annoying because you try to play music right but the music is like and kids it. You'RE GONNA have to look this up. It's like having a transistor radio like the sound. Quality is so bad. Don't doesn't say that makes good speakers. Make some yes some place in Arizona that puts in speakers in your helmet that sound like bose or Sony headphone but my problem with Dat is now. I'm not going to be aware of anything around me but yeah like I don't want it to be that good an executive to this crappy and it's like you said when I'm on my bike. The last thing I want to do is take a phone call like I know. I don't want to talk to you and there's no reason to nothing do you. What about because you do some distance rides rides man? So do you have do you use a gps so you so do you Bluetooth for that and it shows you where you turn coming up. Yeah you know I mean you could. This is what the Bluetooth helmets and I know some people who love him. I know guys who group ride. That same happened radios radios names like the dope. Shit it works but again the sound quality. Isn't that great. And and I can get by without it but my bike is like my escape vehicle so I don't I love the GPS but beyond that a GPS in heated grips. Yeah the only aged. Yeah and you wrote up on that beautiful Would aw W S X ONE BMW s one thousand. X are that's what it's called which I love because you said it's basically the superbike engine Brian in the adventure. The adventure bike frame fucking genius. Runs it Cardi Multi Strada but I kind of like the BMW. A little better but what they're doing. Listen and I'll tell you exactly what they're doing this Matt 'cause sport bike. Riders are getting old. Fuck Yeah we are not selling six hundred are ours and stuff like that we we want the speed but we need to sit up a little We need denise the Little Room so you're talking to a broken person also know how you feel so you're in a lot of the the GS adventure right. You've got this. I got a boat in both. Okay so can tell me about the differences between the two and you ride them The this one s one thousand x is definitely faster and more sport by the G. S. is more torque it it's a bigger physical presence. It's a huge each bike. I have the adventure. The adventure has an eight gallon tank and the crash bars around the front so it really looks bigger. Be like if I touring if I'm GonNa do you know five five hundred thousand mile definitely I'm taking a GS running around town. The works the s one thousand works a little faster and although so I haven't done it yet but I will. You can do track days and stuff on s one thousand nine days on gs guy. North is always always find one WACKO. There's a guy up north who sent me videos. And he's like man. I'M A fan. Come up here I'll take you out on the track in Sonoma's arrived and he rides the hell out of his GS awesome. I may do it one day. But the s one thousand is more like the big sports bike right that. Yeah you don't know what it is it's it's a BMW M.. Three Oh okay I got it. It's it's a BMW M. three comfortable practical but he still. They'll pretty fast. Yes is an x five. Gotcha okay I'm with you all right so that that fan of this seventeen grand for one of these. Yeah and you can get him a lot less because no one's buying 'em really no one's buying them you fucking cool looking biking years is that Nice blue the BMW motor sport blue the full colors and I like I'm I'm like a bigger dude like you and I I'm broken so I want something that has good dynamics but I need to sit upright. You know what I mean and my knees need to be not to bent up. It's it's it's funny on a motorcycle. That doesn't sound like a lot but an inch and a half of legroom is enormous enormous car to drive. The Audi r eight and the Lamborghini her counter very similar cars but The are eight has four more inches between the wheelbase. Oh yeah and I mean. It's the difference between lean luxury car. And I can't even fitness fucking day. It'd be I I drove an RA. I tell you my story please. You'll you'll appreciate this so a a few years back you know. I had this show on speech. Channel called Hundred one cars. You must drive and we drove all kinds of stuff and the way we got the cars I was people would loan them to us. It might be an owner or a factory or whatever so I was doing I I was hired. It is a comic to do to sales thing for Audi and What is his name? The Guy who used to run out eat and went to Cadillac Johan Johan Tonight Nisshin Venetian right. So Johann is the ruin of companies and Johann says to me he says. Hey man how come you never had an Audi on the show and I said nobody nobody ever aloneness one. He said which one do you want all right. He said no problem that it was Friday like the following Monday was an ra in my driveway. I was like you my man. You're holding the Matrix. Shows show's been canceled. I'm still driving your car and I drove the alright. I'm a huge portion fan. I love the nine nine. Eleven to me is the great.

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

10:16 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"This is the funniest thing about it? I read about this. You can look it up. People say I'm crazy but you you can look it up. It has been documented or Thomas. Cars are more likely to hit dark skinned people and I was like I almost have to admire uh engineering that you could actually engineer in racism or built. Yeah and and I read this article about. It said it's because the the algorithms and the artificial intelligence learns from example right so it looks at millions upon millions of examples of what these cars have hidden until like. Oh apparently it's okay to hit the Brown one targeting targeting to remember when they first came out with face. Id on the phone and like every Asian face would open. The phone. Couldn't tell the difference between Oh shirt. This culture is not so multicultural. That's not nice at all much true. I am genuinely worried about about the the attack being the halfway measure where. It's just enough to give people that that false sense again. That's the problem. And this is where Eh you know. This is where corporate America one more time at particularly Tesla but all of them so they they sell it to you as it's. It's you know autonomous automatic matic. Call Dr itself that when the car has an accident. They're like hey we told you try. We told you. Keep your hands on the wheel. Yeah Yeah Yeah. No I did have a I had had a Mercedes that had it. But you had to touch the wheel every minute Like you couldn't go more than sixty seconds without your help. Connect right I knew would start like flashing on a dash and it followed freeway lanes. Pretty good you know The brakes on those things to me. This is what I don't like. They're too harsh. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah it and slam the brakes on you. Know if you said it in Dick follow mode like in super grow shit back mode the I. I don't see I don't know about this. Is this is a weird perception question. So the question is are the brakes too hard or is the fact that you are have now become a passenger to that breaking mentally. Because you're not immediately ready for it to bring like you break breaking his too hard and I'll tell you why and this is the thing thing again of Big City traffic for small city urban and rural urban versus rural. Whatever you know how to the old rule you supposed to follow three we seconds behind? Well we don't have space between our cars right so so the the way. The cars seem to be programmed and I can't speak for all of them but I'll I'll speak for Mercedes because I had one that had this it it expects a certain distance between cars but in La if you leave that much space between between cars another car is going to be at space. I used to teach traffic school and I used to my God. I would've loved to have instructor amazing in. La If you keep three three seconds behind the car in front of you you'll keep backing up until you're back home you'll be back home. You Try to maintain three seconds and I just you know now so I think that's the problem and again I don't know where they test these things and all that but places with nicer drivers would would a little more space but when you get into an La New York you know Chicago or whatever and particularly with early adopters right L. as the one who buys these things before anybody I mean. I've been a place so I remember last year I was in grand rapids and I was like I said something about Tesla's yeah I haven't seen one. Yeah in her. Never leave these areas. Don't realize that when you go to like the Midwest or something that's like an exotic car. Don't just see them around. It's also a pain in the ASS. Because you don't have charge you know so and and Michigan she can still has the fight against dealer selling them. Yeah you know. They're still Michigan. Yeah Yeah has that issue so you know the problem again. The technology like you said we're in the middle. Yeah we're in and then I ride motorcycles and that's a whole nother death. Wish thing where you know no you just ride like yeah. They're out to kill me at all times to be so hyper aware I do too. And it's I but it's the only way to get around La Sane. I would not do people say what's like I said it's like playing frogger live. Yeah but it's also I like I just love being able to shut the outside world. No phone you know what I I mean. Not The best you know they. They offer meetings Bluetooth Helmet deals. Yeah when I don't I'm avoiding man I did. I put the Bluetooth in my helmet. I was riding Vegas. I got to Victorville pulled over to the side and ripped. Yeah it's what was happening in your head at the very moment you said Faulk this is annoying because you try to play music right but the music is like and kids it. You'RE GONNA have to look this up. It's like having a transistor radio like the sound. Quality is so bad. Don't doesn't say that makes good speakers. Make some yes some place in Arizona that puts in speakers in your helmet that sound like bose or Sony headphone but my problem with Dat is now. I'm not going to be aware of anything around me but yeah like I don't want it to be that good an executive to this crappy and it's like you said when I'm on my bike. The last thing I want to do is take a phone call like I know. I don't want to talk to you and there's no reason to nothing do you. What about because you do some distance rides rides man? So do you have do you use a gps so you so do you Bluetooth for that and it shows you where you turn coming up. Yeah you know I mean you could. This is what the Bluetooth helmets and I know some people who love him. I know guys who group ride. That same happened radios radios names like the dope. Shit it works but again the sound quality. Isn't that great. And and I can get by without it but my bike is like my escape vehicle so I don't I love the GPS but beyond that a GPS in heated grips. Yeah the only aged. Yeah and you wrote up on that beautiful Would aw W S X ONE BMW s one thousand. X are that's what it's called which I love because you said it's basically the superbike engine Brian in the adventure. The adventure bike frame fucking genius. Runs it Cardi Multi Strada but I kind of like the BMW. A little better but what they're doing. Listen and I'll tell you exactly what they're doing this Matt 'cause sport bike. Riders are getting old. Fuck Yeah we are not selling six hundred are ours and stuff like that we we want the speed but we need to sit up a little We need denise the Little Room so you're talking to a broken person also know how you feel so you're in a lot of the the GS adventure right. You've got this. I got a boat in both. Okay so can tell me about the differences between the two and you ride them The this one s one thousand x is definitely faster and more sport by the G. S. is more torque it it's a bigger physical presence. It's a huge each bike. I have the adventure. The adventure has an eight gallon tank and the crash bars around the front so it really looks bigger. Be like if I touring if I'm GonNa do you know five five hundred thousand mile definitely I'm taking a GS running around town. The works the s one thousand works a little faster and although so I haven't done it yet but I will. You can do track days and stuff on s one thousand nine days on gs guy. North is always always find one WACKO. There's a guy up north who sent me videos. And he's like man. I'M A fan. Come up here I'll take you out on the track in Sonoma's arrived and he rides the hell out of his GS awesome. I may do it one day. But the s one thousand is more like the big sports bike right that. Yeah you don't know what it is it's it's a BMW M.. Three Oh okay I got it. It's it's a BMW M. three comfortable practical but he still. They'll pretty fast. Yes is an x five. Gotcha okay I'm with you all right so that that fan of this seventeen grand for one of these. Yeah and you can get him a lot less because no one's buying 'em really no one's buying them you fucking cool looking biking years is that Nice blue the BMW motor sport blue the full colors and I like I'm I'm like a bigger dude like you and I I'm broken so I want something that has good dynamics but I need to sit upright. You know what I mean and my knees need to be not to bent up. It's it's it's funny on a motorcycle. That doesn't sound like a lot but an inch and a half of legroom is enormous enormous car to drive. The Audi r eight and the Lamborghini her counter very similar cars but The are eight has four more inches between the wheelbase. Oh yeah and I mean. It's the difference between lean luxury car. And I can't even fitness fucking day. It'd be I I drove an RA. I tell you my story please. You'll you'll appreciate this so a a few years back you know. I had this show on speech. Channel called Hundred one cars. You must drive and we drove all kinds of stuff and the way we got the cars I was people would loan them to us. It might be an owner or a factory or whatever so I was doing I I was hired. It is a comic to do to sales thing for Audi and What is his name? The Guy who used to run out eat and went to Cadillac Johan Johan Tonight Nisshin Venetian right. So Johann is the ruin of companies and Johann says to me he says. Hey man how come you never had an Audi on the show and I said nobody nobody ever aloneness one. He said which one do you want all right. He said no problem that it was Friday like the following Monday was an ra in my driveway. I was like you my man. You're holding the Matrix. Shows show's been canceled. I'm still driving your car and I drove the alright. I'm a huge portion fan. I love the nine nine. Eleven to me is the great.

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"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

01:53 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Yeah Listen Highway Ninety nine. Nowhere any any doesn't matter where you are they numbered at ninety nine hundred a busy thoroughfare. All right man I I travel trump during shit around you. You're good. I like six six six heading downtown. No I don't think so. I think about a lot of a lot of good ones start with the night in up in the nineties Nevada. If you're going for one of those big long rides you can make up a lot of ground quickly. Unlike the ninety three. Yeah Yeah even here in La the ninety freeway just between you know right. I live in Venice so the nineties like that's where I do the Italian tune-ups yeah that's you're you're back road Eh. They write crazy tickets now. We're talking about getting inside baseball people who don't live in La like what the hell are they talking to places you can have fun or getting insane ticket ticket to ninety and the to exit empty and you're like oh I can do one hundred fifty miles. A is that a red light behind. Yeah the nineties. Like a weird side freeway That goes by my house in Venison. The two connects the freeway to the canyons renters. Never anybody on it and it's like a little Autobahn Autobahn over there. Yeah it's actually. It's a good highway. Yeah excetera rare every now and then they just come out and they're like yeah we're GonNa grab because they know what you're doing. Yeah they know where you're going wing. They know how it works. Although I found I've had I've had pretty good luck Weekdays Weekday Sport driving. Yes stay out there. When there's there's not a lot of people around you know so getting back to the autonomous thing no yeah so this is the funniest thing about it? I read about this. You can look it up. People say I'm crazy but you you can look it up. It has been documented or Thomas. Cars are more likely to hit dark skinned people and I was like I almost have to admire uh engineering that you could actually engineer in racism or built..

La baseball Nevada engineer Venice Thomas
"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

01:53 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Yeah Listen Highway Ninety nine. Nowhere any any doesn't matter where you are they numbered at ninety nine hundred a busy thoroughfare. All right man I I travel trump during shit around you. You're good. I like six six six heading downtown. No I don't think so. I think about a lot of a lot of good ones start with the night in up in the nineties Nevada. If you're going for one of those big long rides you can make up a lot of ground quickly. Unlike the ninety three. Yeah Yeah even here in La the ninety freeway just between you know right. I live in Venice so the nineties like that's where I do the Italian tune-ups yeah that's you're you're back road Eh. They write crazy tickets now. We're talking about getting inside baseball people who don't live in La like what the hell are they talking to places you can have fun or getting insane ticket ticket to ninety and the to exit empty and you're like oh I can do one hundred fifty miles. A is that a red light behind. Yeah the nineties. Like a weird side freeway That goes by my house in Venison. The two connects the freeway to the canyons renters. Never anybody on it and it's like a little Autobahn Autobahn over there. Yeah it's actually. It's a good highway. Yeah excetera rare every now and then they just come out and they're like yeah we're GonNa grab because they know what you're doing. Yeah they know where you're going wing. They know how it works. Although I found I've had I've had pretty good luck Weekdays Weekday Sport driving. Yes stay out there. When there's there's not a lot of people around you know so getting back to the autonomous thing no yeah so this is the funniest thing about it? I read about this. You can look it up. People say I'm crazy but you you can look it up. It has been documented or Thomas. Cars are more likely to hit dark skinned people and I was like I almost have to admire uh engineering that you could actually engineer in racism or built..

La baseball Nevada engineer Venice Thomas
"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

02:05 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"To trying to check. Check every website yourself. It's free there's no strings. Attached just go to auto tempests DOT COM and there it is for you. Auto auto tempest is the jam been sponsoring us for years. We Love Them. We love talking about them and we use them when we are looking to buy or sell auto tempest dot com all the cars ars one search all right folks on this episode of the podcast. My old friend Alonzo Bodden his stand up comic who has been all over the world old he does these cruises. He works the road for many many weeks out of the year and when he does so he has a real interesting fleet of cars and motorcycles he has been through. BMW's and porsches and triumphs and all different kinds of needs stuff. He's his car. Knowledge is great his standup special light. A heavyweight is on Amazon prime. And he's got a podcast called. Who's paying attention Alonzo? Boden is on the smoke tire. SMOKE ENTIRE PODCAST on a a Monday afternoon. Hello everybody welcome Lonzo Bone in studio good Lord Sir. Good morning joining us. I'm happy to be here. We talked about this for a while. Oh I know and you are on the show like two three years ago yet a minute. Yeah it's been a minute so I'm back and Cool but I love your comedy special special thanks Shit. It was a second ago. What was it again? Yes Amazon prime. It was fine. I love your comedy because I relate to it because half of it's about fucking La la traffic and cars. And you know you're like you're like in. You've got an automotive theme to your comedy. Sometimes you know I talk about it I talk about it more in the day to day stuff on my podcast and stuff but My podcast who's paying attention available where podcasts can be found No it's yeah that's part of it. I mean when we deal with traffic we you know it's getting on my nerves now. How do you feel about autonomous? Driving Cars Tesla is like. Oh my got it. So it's like a trigger as I'm triggered by how clean do we have to be not.

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

02:29 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo bodden" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

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