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Mets' Pete Alonso Becomes Second Fastest Player in MLB History to 100 HRs

Boomer & Gio

00:52 sec | 3 months ago

Mets' Pete Alonso Becomes Second Fastest Player in MLB History to 100 HRs

"Beat the marlins nine to four pita lonzo having himself a night. One alonso drills one of air deep to left me. This one's going along way. Homerun pete alonzo old clevelander down there on the left field side at low depot. Mark lots out wait long after hitting number one hundred earlier the hits number one one wayne randazzo. Wcbs eighty two home runs for peter lonzo indeed over one hundred now for his career. Mets beat the marlins nine four that cap. The scoring here was alonzo second-fastest to one hundred in his career. I mean I mean again in that list. It's it's truly. It's really special ryan howard. Only the one ahead of

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"alonzo" Discussed on Mental Health Comedy

Mental Health Comedy

03:17 min | 5 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Mental Health Comedy

"We have taught each other had hate. That's a tragedy and we've got to reverse it we have to all of. Do i feel like the community is a big when i hear about projects. Like the confess project where they're training barbers how to be mental health advocates. If you have to go to somebody's office or you have to pay a lot of money to get therapy. It's not gonna happen so you really need to install people in everyday life that have some skills and that can help people not feel so alone not feel so crazy. Have some interaction with people who are not in communities where these things are available. What's what's your take on alonzo. Jennifer said that the thing with kids is so true. I mean i had that experience. I was bused to white schools. I joke about it. I was bused to white schools before it was an issue but it absolutely made a difference me growing up around white kids because we knew each other is kids so that sorta whole racism thing. It came later in life. The separation comes later in life and that is why. unfortunately that's why so many parents fight against busing. The they don't want their kids to see the reality. That that black kid that latin kid that asian kid whatever is normal is just like you just another cancer. Parents actually consciously. Don't want it. We're dealing with that now. At critical race theory. It's fascinating to me. How many republicans you know. An in government people are like no we don't want them to have education. We don't want them to have information. It's that's fascinating to me why you wouldn't want your kid to have that as far as having someone to talk to. Who is not an expensive professional. Well let let's jump back to these angry people this they shooters and the the militia people in all that they don't wanna to get better. They they don't want to get better. They don't wanna break out of this. They don't know there's anything to them. They're comfortable with they hold onto it right. They you know. I joke about it. All the time white supremacists aren't lee supreme white people. You'll ever meet right the opposite. Yeah you can't crack that because that's a circle in now it does happen with other races but it happens not so much intentionally as by circumstance. Where where you're in this neighborhood that you can't get out of for financial reasons etc etc so you're also in a bubble unfortunately you know We went through a lot at during the gang era during the big hangar in eighties and nineties where i talked to some of these kids they had a soldier mentality and they were like they didn't plan to live past twenty one twenty two. They expected to get shot and die. That's another that's hard to talk to. That's hard to talk to But that was what they live. That was their reality. My brother got killed. You know by this gang banger. So i gotta kill someone in that gang and gonna kill someone in my life. That was the the way they thought man. I don't you know those kinds of cycles is so hard to to crack and so hard to change.

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"alonzo" Discussed on Mental Health Comedy

Mental Health Comedy

05:25 min | 5 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Mental Health Comedy

"Yeah okay well. I wanna bring in our guest. Our guest is terrific host comedian writer and he is a regular on wait. Wait don't tell me where you can hear me and you can hear him every day now on. Kabc l. radio k. a. b. l. dot com anywhere in the world and. He has a daily show monday through friday. Four to seven. That's key that's prime time. And that is mr alonzo boden alonzo. There's a lot of talk about race. There's a lot of talk about mental health. And i say there's a lot of talk about it. I'm not sure anything has changed but there is talk. What's your view on race and how to create a culture of diversity while the there's so much there especially you know with any minority community but particularly to black community. There's so much stress involved just living whether it be the dealing with the police as you. well noted. there's it's been measured. That black people stress increases when a police guard behind him. Because you're not just worried about getting a ticket. You're worried about this. Someone who looks like me do something that i could be arrested for and when i say looks like me listen. I'm six three two fifty a guy. Kevin hart size could commit a crime in. It'd be like Close enough you know. You also have the cultural thing of you. Don't share your problems. You keep your dirty laundry at home. You don't talk to other people about what's going on. There's that there's a societal pressures financial pressures right now. They're trying to take away people's rights to vote. You have all of that right now. The good side is this is probably the first generation the first time in where more and more black people are going to therapy and talking about mental health and dealing with it a lot of athletes and celebrities of talking about it right which opens up doors and makes it a little easier to do so there. There is some progress in it. Then you also have the financial part. It costs money to have a therapist. your insurance may not cover it. You may not have insurance. So how do you go to therapist or a psychologist. Dr whatever that. there's a lot involved in race definitely plays a part and this is a program. I think i may have shared this with you. And i've talked about. They're gonna come on. The show is a program that started a little rock. Arkansas where they are training barbers into mental health advocates. Yeah it's called the confess project and it's all over the country now right because the barbershop is a social gathering place in my community Not for me. I mean. I shaved my head home but you have a head. That's right. are you the kind of person who opens up about those things like how do you. How do you take care of that stuff and see i. You know. I'm thirty three years sober right. I've been in recovery for a long time. So that's where i learned about that. That's where i learned to do that because one of the things one of the big things in recovery. Is you find out. You're not the only one you hear other people talk about it whether it be a mental problem emotional problem obviously to drink using and it makes it easier for you to talk about you..

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"alonzo" Discussed on Mental Health Comedy

Mental Health Comedy

02:07 min | 5 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Mental Health Comedy

"Good evening and welcome to the mental. Health comedy podcast. I'm at praznik. I don't know who i am. My partners jennifer kalari is coming up shortly and this is a show where we practice mental health skills. People and entertainment. Comedians writers artists actors authors directors people. From all the world we practice. We talk about mental health. We also practice because mental health is a practice. It's the last time i'm going to say it. But it is such an ongoing thing. And it's such a practice and it starts with awareness being aware of what you think and feel and how you relate to those things not to react to them but how you relate to them and notice how i lift my voice when i say react go. Hi when we go low they go. Hi or when i go hi. They go low something like that on today's show. We have a terrific guests who is a regular wait wait. Don't tell me you can hear him there all the time but you can hear him every day now. Monday through friday four to seven. Pm pacific time on k. b. l. a. radio ktla dot com and that's alonzo boden alonzo's going to join us shortly or talk about a lot of different things issues of the day with him. I wanna talk today. I'm gonna talk to jennifer in just a minute. I'm going to talk about identity theft because my identity has never been working for me so i'm anxious to give it away. We're going to talk about identity. Theft and the stress. That comes from the way we have to protect ourselves. Now it's an odd thing to say. But i just went through something again and it's so amazing. What happens to you because the ultimate in fighter flight when you look at your bank account and half of the money is gone. It's the ultimate these kinds of things that happen to us every day. We all deal with in some way. Now maybe this show be sponsored by lifelock lifelock. If you're listening. Let's lock it up. We'll talk about that now. We always like to welcome people. No matter what emotional state therein so here now are emotional. Shoutouts if you're not worried about identity fraud because.

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Alonso's Tiebreaking Double Sends Mets Past Brewers 4-2

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 5 months ago

Alonso's Tiebreaking Double Sends Mets Past Brewers 4-2

"Alonzo laced a two run double off all star Brandon would rest in the seventh inning to push the Mets pastor brewers for two E. three ball excellent today I mean it's just a waiting game we're able to put together a lot of championship babies together and we came out on top but for the for the first six innings I mean what he was yeah I mean he had some really good stuff what if entered the seventh with a one hitter before the Mets won a match up of NL division leaders Michael Conforto provided an RBI single and dom Smith had a sacrifice fly from New York Edwin Diaz pitched out of trouble in the ninth retiring three straight which you want after giving up an RBI single to Tyrone Taylor your starter Tyler McGill gave up a run and two hits over five innings including a Homer by Omar in a vise I'm the ferry

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F1's Austrian Grand Prix Review

The Autosport Podcast

02:09 min | 5 months ago

F1's Austrian Grand Prix Review

"Stopping made it look easy as he crushed red opposition with a win at formula one austrian grand prix ahead of our remorse. Ask amland norris max. Thirty two point lead in the world championship with a third straight victory but his title ribald is how much could only manage for as he battled damage to the rear. His mercedes at the start for stopping was able to clear from fellow front runner landowners who kept sergio perez of behind often safety cau- caused by estimate opened retiring on the restart lap such peres attached norris on the outside at time. Four however perez runway through the gravel which sent him back to ten as the pack rush cost. How much am bought us moved up to third and fourth respectively. The shoe it's would later. Rule lander deserve to five second time penalty announced on the same lap. Hamilton would finally get past the first writing mclaren on lap. Twenty the five second way at the fast round of stops meant that brought us but also get ahead in the pit lane author imagine comfortably in the lead for stopping continued to build his gap at the starts at the second stint which quickly became a considerable advantage as how much began to struggle for reagan as a result of damage sustained to the left. Raritan i'm accepts is of the car. Lewis was being brought in by batas a norris when radio messages indicated mercedes wanted us to stay back from hamilton but mclaren responded by pushing norris close to task however as hamilton struggled with retraction. Mercedes instructed them to invite and bought us. Swept past often is yousef hamilton track. Lewis took another pit stop as he would drop back into position but he couldn't make progress with ten laps to stabbings advantage. Were so great that he had enough time to pit for a second time and the foster slap bonus point target out of sight for the rest behind. Hamilton peres would finish fifth on the track but dropped to sick after penalties for twice forcing charlotte cloud the track. Carla signs was lost. The office waiting until lap forty nine get rid of his hard tires will be allowed pasta plough on track as he had more pace to attack recorded. Who had been running to insects. Ghazni was lead to start running in ninth while fernando alonzo to the final point to deny george russell who had lost several places on the evening lap having started a

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Austrian GP Qualifying Report

The Autosport Podcast

01:25 min | 5 months ago

Austrian GP Qualifying Report

"Qualifying the australian grand prix gave us a show. Ending with max. Stop with yet another pole position and starting alongside him on the front very smart will be none other than landowners. Who had a fantastic session today. Sergio perez loaded into with the mercedes drivers training in fourth and fifth after they were unable to improve in that final key. Three laps as was the case. In last weekend's grand prix the sap inset poll on his first run in the final part of qualifying norris had been second off the opening runs and held onto take his best career. Qualifying spot peres jumped to third with his final lap which bumped hamilton brought us down as neither driver went faster on my second attempt in q. Three they were followed by the alpha. Towery papier as and yuki sonoda with sebastian vessel. Taking eight but he now faces a post qualifying investigation for appearing to impede fernando alonzo at the end of q. To george russell to ca- sensational ninth for williams in his fescue three appearance for the team. Which a call through to the final part of qualifying for the fast time. Since the twenty eighteen italian grand prix russell had anyone attempting kitri but managed to beat launched. Show to ninth place. An impressively managed to qualify on the medium compounds. The ferrari stayed on the medium ties throughout q two but with knocked out by russia's final effort call signs lead charlotte in eleventh while daniel ricardo was unable to find enough time on his final run and ended up that team.

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Styrian Grand Prix Qualifying Report

The Autosport Podcast

02:16 min | 5 months ago

Styrian Grand Prix Qualifying Report

"Qualifying stereo is done on. Match happened has taken pole position at red booze home race. Stop mustafa alongside luis. How much on the front as voucher brought asked who qualified second. We'll take a free place grid penalty for his pit lane spin yesterday got through to three on medium ties with which they start sunday's race at the end of q. Three the san set to lapse that. We're good enough for power. Ever since one point three eight four one from his fast run that clinched it landing fourth ahead of sergio perez with the jira each to be boosted one spot on the grid buck because of protesters penalty. Meanwhile gasoline with his team. At uky snowed at setting the eight fosters time however he will start the race. Eleven after receiving a penalty for impeding batas. Alpine's fernando alonzo took nine ahead of estimates and drive at launch stroke. He made it into q three despite having his final dropping youtube deleted for attract limits infringement by running wide at the final corner the end of you to george russell ended up eleven and just eight milliseconds from of q. Three appearance full williams after a lunch late improvement knocked the britain out call signs junior lost his best time in q two running to wipe out with the panova corner but he would have been behind russell in any case. One of the disappointments for the session was that of daniel carter who was only thirteen in the second mccower and was estimate alcon. He failed to make out of key one amazon seventeenth to as always. I am joined by alex. Kalinowka orcas sports x. one. Alex how are you doing very well. Thanks yes Yeah an interesting qualifying session for the syrian grand prix in keeping rabou. A hates on home turf but i didn't. I'm not sure if i really expected that. Fb three where lewis hamilton. Suddenly back head and you ever stop and go traffic. And you know it was a bit disruptive but you think things are going to be really close again. And then and i max max Breeding away and hamilton left out that his car just wasn't feeding his good. Use a bit surprised nina. Why but yeah just said. Fb three you saw a neat. Thank you three. And he just knew he wasn't up to it so yeah sets up a pretty good race tomorrow because i think the trend has been the reps fostering qualifying On the mercedes fractionally foster in the

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Why Tesla Stock Jumped on Monday

Tesla Daily: Tesla News & Analysis

01:49 min | 6 months ago

Why Tesla Stock Jumped on Monday

"Robin our here today. We're gonna be talking a little bit about tesla stock tests approach with their sensor suite. Plaid delivery timelines. We've got wells fargo. Picking up coverage of tesla stock. Some news on charging and batteries. Nice start to the week. Four tesla's stock today after a relatively quiet news weekend finishing up four point four percent to six hundred and six dollars four cents that compared to the nasdaq up. One point four percent tussle dead tail off a little bit towards the end of the though falling about one percent in the last half an hour well as luck would have it alanis tweeting about bitcoin and does in the last half an hour about eighteen minutes before market close. He tweeted quote spoke with north american. Bitcoin miners they committed to publish current and planned renewable usage and ask miners worldwide to do so potentially promising and quote couple minutes after that he switched over to doj saying quote. If you'd like to help develop those please submit ideas on get hub and read it and quote so inevitably you see that you see out. Great yuan taking the stock again talking about cryptocurrency. Someone already tag me on twitter suggesting this and if you're just casually looking at the stock yes absolutely looks that way but again it is not that simple if we pull up the minute by minute. Chart here tweeted again. Eighteen minutes before close dessel was at about six hundred ten dollars per share at that point in time it had already dropped from six hundred and fourteen before john even tweeted that if we flip over to the nasdaq you can hardly tell the difference there in the last half an hour with how those look the nasdaq trails off there as well and continued to fall in the last eighteen minutes. Just like tesla did in fact tests actually dropped more in the ten minutes before ilan's tweet actually more than two times as much of a drop their as it did ten minutes after tweeden about cryptocurrency even though the nasdaq performed worse in that second block of ten minutes after alonzo tweet so just like before. Yes tempting to throw that in as the narrative you see the stock falling right when you on tweets. But it's just not that simple and this instance is definitely not evidence of that being the case

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Monaco GP Qualifying Report

The Autosport Podcast

02:14 min | 6 months ago

Monaco GP Qualifying Report

"And incredibly close qualifying session in. Monaco comes to an end with charlotte taking pole position and finishing his session in the wall. We knew that we were in for tight battle. After the ferraris top times. Fb to and today. We had a grouping qualifying session. This will seven different teams making indicate. Three charlotte took provisional pole after his fast with a one minute. Ten point three four six around two tenths ahead of max. V sapin without us and call signs behind as the drivers attempts to improve times in the final moments of key. Three shaw made contact with barry at the second part of the swimming pool breaking his front suspension and then ending in the barrio on the exit. The crash brought out the red flags stopping the session and putting a stop to any potential improvements. His closest rival was max and vow chery as a result show held onto the pole position as long as his gearbox does not need replacing which would penalties he was stopped p one tamar alongside max without serie and such a perez lining up on the second row land norris. Npr gasoline by in strong performances in key three managing p five m p six respectively with londonorce zero point two seven four seconds of poll. You may notice. I've not mentioned the current championship lead just yet and that is because it wasn't such a strong day for lewis hamilton who was struggling throughout the session unable to put together quick enough to be in. I shelter poll and instead off to suffering a front left lock up. Interest was three quarters of a second off of showers is time and he was stopped. P. seven tomorrow vegetables stocks. Pa with the second. Red blue sapphire peres p. Nine who run into traffic on his run on the top ten is rounded off tannoudji of nazi insecure. Three for the fast time this season we lost esteban alcon. Donald ricardo launch stroh. Kimera can and george russell in key to on especially disappointing day. Daniel ricardo who have coolest is a race went ahead and absolutely loves driving this track in q. On all of the monarchy's knocked plus robert surprising late financial alonzo. Who will stop p seventy tomorrow. Right behind yuki sonoda nickless. He feet was fortunate enough to have his cover pat in time for qualifying offer his pay three crash and he'll be starting ahead of nikki. Massive pin

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Dogecoin Is Pass, but Student Notes Are Big Business

Equity

01:04 min | 7 months ago

Dogecoin Is Pass, but Student Notes Are Big Business

"This weekend elon. Musk failed to help doj points value after it fell sharply down his appearance on the snl program doj has since recovered some but the traders who were hoping for a free set of gains certainly got the opposite as far as the s. and l. at go cz. Do you need to watch it. The answer is no. I watch me last night and as long as it turns out does have many talents. Comedy is not one of them and that certainly showed up during the program the weekend update crew dig a couple of jokes and kind of alonzo. Expensive i was topical funny but the rest of it was pretty blah in by the doj coin is now there's a new thing other college shiba inu coin get another dog themed cryptocurrency and it is shooting much much much higher over the last day or so the reason for this is pretty clear if cryptos some of them are going to be stores of value instead of currencies or development platforms matters really is how much other folks value them and apparently there are a lot of people out there willing to wager that there are more folks like them willing to wager even more and thus she acquaint goes to the moon. There's an economic theory about all that it turns out

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459: Spanish GP Qualifying Report

The Autosport Podcast

01:36 min | 7 months ago

459: Spanish GP Qualifying Report

"Qualifying day in spain. And it's an absolutely incredible one hundred pole position for lewis hamilton. An amazing achievement finance another pole position for mercedes. You have grabbed po at this track. Every essence twenty thirteen newest will be joined on the front row by max stopped with three hundred between them whilst battery blocked us and charlotte lock will be lining up behind on the second bar. We didn't see top three improving on their final runs with how much actually don't want at the exit with an ultimate corn by didn't matter as neither the stop an off as managed to improve that times either charlotte did manage to set personal bests in his final lap with alpine of estevan splitting ferraris. M p five and call signs behind impe six daniel. Ricardo bounced back from last weekend's qualifying finishing seven fastest beating saggio perez. Who spun at tom fatty on his last. Run and ricardo also out qualified teammate. Landau norris who came in p. nine. The top ten was rounded out with finanza alonzo and notable absence from keith rate was gasoline who despite looking quick in key. One was eliminated in q two for the first time in twenty twenty one and he will line up p twelve tamara in-between the aston martins launch. Tro and sebastian vessel antonio g. of nazi came. Mp fourteen ahead of mr saturday. George russell mp fifteen who again managed to make out key one and in doing so we saw. The elimination of yuki sonoda was quite the surprise about quite straighted team radio. Finally we had kimmy ryan. Mp seventeen ahead of schumacher nicholas fiamme nikita miles

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Episode 77 The Death of Alonzo Brooks and The Haunted Island of Poveglia - burst 02

Tipsy Tales

00:53 sec | 8 months ago

Episode 77 The Death of Alonzo Brooks and The Haunted Island of Poveglia - burst 02

"Not their normal crowd. They're being the group of friends that went down there because they're basically from the suburbs and gardner and they describe most of those There to be tight knit group of what they describe as cowboys. I mean can figure that part out break. I don't know why. But the town in footloose comes to my visualizing the whole the whole setup and then when he dances through that whole thing. That's hilarious the same this all. That's funny so the friends described theirselves. As i don't see color garden variety kind of people but apparently the people in this town do see color and the n. Word definitely was hurt and relations alonzo that night.

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Bahrain GP: Lewis Hamilton wins opener

The Autosport Podcast

00:38 sec | 8 months ago

Bahrain GP: Lewis Hamilton wins opener

"Race day in bahrain. I'm what an unbelievable season opener took the win. After griffin bassil to the very last lap against smacks stephon. It was a race filled with action. Overtaking and crucial strategy. 'cause we retreated to batu throughout the failed impressive drives from the likes of landowners. I'm sergio perez. Meanwhile elsewhere the day didn't go quite to plan with. Dns finicky to mazar pin on fernando alonzo contact with guiseley which ultimately ruined his race. Another tough day for sebastian battle. He finishes the day with a ten second penalty and five penalty points on his licence.

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100-Year-Old Man Killed In Violent Encino Attacks In Los Angeles, Suspect Arrested

John and Ken on Demand

01:43 min | 9 months ago

100-Year-Old Man Killed In Violent Encino Attacks In Los Angeles, Suspect Arrested

"I mean you talk about a crime wave. And what the hell's going on in the city of la. Somebody killed a hundred year. Old man in encino supposedly happened before noon yesterday. Cops were called assault with a deadly weapon. An axe are you kidding me. When officers got there they found a man who had suffered minor injuries but he directed them to a suspect. They've arrested forty seven year old. Adam dimmer men. We're going to find out this is the vagrant. What are we going to find out next one of the mental issues here. He's walking around attacking people with an ax There was an officer that basically told me to stay indoors as a guy with a machete. Who's walking around here. Apparently dimmer man had a dog with him. See deborah not. People with dogs aren't necessarily always good people i know. They got an action a knife at the scene and sometime later they responded to a home in encino on alonzo place where a hundred year old man was found dead. Numerous contusions and lacerations they believe dimmer man killed him. Can you imagine living to one hundred and going that way to get murder. They've identified the poor guy as yussef mahboob ian. He'd been living on the secluded hilltop cul de sac for more than thirty years. His wife is the one who found so. I guess he broke into the house. Or i don't know we don't know a lot of the circumstances here yet. But you got a guy running around the valley with a machete attacking people and he kills a one hundred year old man. Wow

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The History of Animal Trials

Your Brain on Facts

07:16 min | 9 months ago

The History of Animal Trials

"According to author ep evans in the criminal persecution and capital punishment of animals. There were two types of animal. Trials are strengthen and their process. Their straw phin were for capital crimes. Which would warrant the death penalty. I e homicide usually committed by pigs horses and other larger domesticated animals which were presided. Over by a secular tribunal. Their processor were judicial proceedings in ecclesiastical courts against vermin like rats mice locusts and weevils the object being to spell the vermin from the orchards. Vineyards and croplands. They were eating by means of exile extra schism or excommunication in sixteen fifty. Four sentences were handed down against of locusts in a spanish obvious. Santamaria the last sentence calling for the locusts excommunication and in order for them to leave the region in the next fourteen hours bishop alonzo de madrid excommunicated another plague of locusts condemning them to confinement in a cave and a bishop in cordova excommunicated a flock of swallows that had set up shop inside their parish. These were at best here. Eric victories just to make the people feel better. While evans's book lists nearly two hundred such cases the animals in their process cases never really seemed bothered by the ruling domestic animals. Barely listen to us. What do we expect. The wild wants to do either way. It was thought to be important that the animals have day in court. Why not just exterminate the offending critters. We're pretty good at that. Since even weevils and rats were considered god's creatures the destruction they caused must also have been part of the plan so destroying them would be an act against god's will but if the animals were tried in a church court and excommunicated or otherwise condemned then it was kind of okay for example in the fourteen eighties. The cardinal bishop of autun in france ruled against some slugs that were ruining the estate grounds under his purview. Ordered that for three days announcements be made to the slugs that they were to leave the area or be cursed. They didn't leave so it was game on for the gardeners to get rid of them. On purely legal side of things were the cases against livestock typically for murder. Apparently pigs are just mad for murder at least when it comes to humans and most cases involved them eating the victim whole or in part. This was a time when both animals and children might freely roam through fields and streets and accidents did happen. Pigs may not eat everything as people think but they will taste everything and god help you. If they find out your made of meat it reminds me of a bit from zora. Neale hurston story where the family sow gets into the kitchen where toddlers zora is alone and her mother panics. Even though the sal was less interested in eating. Mrs hurston baby than the other way around evans describes one fairly typical case from thirteen. Seventy nine in which two herds of swine were feeding together. When suddenly three pigs became agitated and charged the swine. Master's son who died from his injuries. All of the pigs from both herds were tried and fort after due process of law were condemned to death on appeal. All but the three instigating piggies were later pardoned. The courts really do seem to have put effort to try animals in the same way they would humans which is less woke than it. Sounds when you remember how readily the death sentence was handed out in those days. I've never tried to hang a pig. But given their incredibly muscular necks. I imagine it doesn't go easily. Also high ranking in the crimes animals could be charged with was bestiality. Although those cases were usually known to go in the animals favor both the human and the animal might be put to death but sometimes the case could be made that the animal was not at fault as it didn't consent to participate in the act so it wasn't punished if they were convicted. The animal might actually be imprisoned with the human who got them in the mess in the first place. In those cases the owner of the animal was charged for the animals care and feeding as a sort of second hand punishment for as much as. I'd like to say that animal. Trials are brutish fossil symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten and i've got stickers for anyone who can identify that movie quote without googling it cases persistently pop up even in more recent times in tennessee in nineteen sixteen. An elephant named. Mary murdered her trainer. The strangest verse of the cell block tango ever and was hanged with crane in nigeria. In two thousand nine a goat was arrested. After a mob of vigilantes told police it was a shape shifting car thief no word on how that case turned out of all the creatures critters and creepy crawlies that plagued late medieval france. None could hold a candle to the weevil ricochets artists not to be confused with the palmetto. Weevil rinca forests fabricius the largest weevil species. You might say are. Eras is the lesser of two evils. Working the first complaint against the insects was made by a group of grape growers in fifteen forty five which resulted in a proclamation for the public to atone for their sins in hopes that the weevils would leave and it worked a generation later though the weevils returned and the town was forced to take them to court lawyer. Antoine filial was appointed the weevils public defender after all. It's hard to carry cash in carapace. So they reason. The weevils wouldn't be able to pay for representation feel argued that his clients had been placed on earth by god along with the food that they needed to survive. And it wasn't the bugs fault at that food happened to belong to some local farmers. The prosecution who i will picture being played by sam waterston and his glorious eyebrows contended that animals are meant to be subordinate to man and the weevils towing the line. The villagers believed their sins. Brought the pests. But the pests were part of god's plan but but humans are supposed to have dominion over animals so they should be able to do with them as they darn well please this back and forth. Stalemate is the central theological paradox of animal trials. Maybe i'll recast the da as linus roache.

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The new richest person in the world

Reset

05:35 min | 11 months ago

The new richest person in the world

"Richest guy in the world and he's got a problem and he wants our help last week. Elon must tesla. Ceo became the world's richest person. Beating out amazon's jeff bezos for the title. At least for now and now that he's got more money than anyone else on the planet. Musk has a classic mo money moog problem problem trying to figure out how to get rid of some of that money here. Talking about that is rica. It's teddy schlieffer. Hey daddy hey. How's it going good. Let's let's talk about this very specific problem. That eland moscow has that only the world's richest person can have first of all. Let's discuss How rich elon musk is. What's his his wealth. As of today ish so as of today ash it's north of one hundred ninety billion dollars. It's been over two hundred billion dollars for Sometimes this week and it's largely because of this pretty extraordinary run for alonzo. Main company tesla which has seen its stock. Go up seven hundred percent in county or twenty twenty. So he's had an incredible year which has created this this weird phenomenon where late two thousand nineteen elon. Musk was somewhere around. The twenty billion dollars of net worth and suddenly he's a mere twenty million and suddenly his net worth has ten. Fold whatever whatever word you want to use for that And it's been a pretty extraordinary development. And now you had the situation where He's the wealthiest person in the world and it doesn't just mean there's going to be questions about philanthropy but kind of more broadly. I mean the richest person in the world tends to become almost as avatar for american capitalism. Right obviously people laugh who are upset about income inequality they take the richest person in the world which was once bill gates. And then it was. Jeff bezos now. It's going to be on. Musk and that person becomes a symbol for what's wrong with america and there is so a lot is now going to have this. Sort of new level of scrutiny. That he hasn't had up to date and must someone who has a lot of who generates a lot of attention Already people people love his cars. They love his company. They love paying attention to them. They love to hate him so it's not like he he's like wife lower But but it is a new level of scrutiny and this this level of wealth may not stick around right. It's historically stocks that go up seven hundred percent year don't always retain that level so he may go back to being a mere twenty billionaire at some point but for the for the meantime he's the richest person in the world so How much do you think he intends to give away so musk has said that he basically plans to get rid of all the money in some way or another i mean. He said that he wants to spend Half of his money on problems here on earth and half of his money on problems on outside of earth and specifically to develop a civilization on mars. Musk is obviously also the founder of spacex company. That's trying to do interplanetary spaceflight. But musk has also signed the giving pledge which is something that lots of billionaires have signed to give away at least half of their money either in their lifetimes earned their will but taking a step back. This was all when he was much poorer so to speak. I mean this was. This decade can described as poor when he was a millionaire poorer poorer. And look it's not We'll make light of this this problem but there is this age right now in american capitalism where there are extremely wealthy. People who are accumulating assets and they honestly. I don't really know what to do with it right. They almost become asset managers. Where you know they hire family offices that can get pretty big whose job it is is to basically keep the money from at least not depreciating And it does raise questions about. What should this money be doing. Because if it's just sitting there on some wealth management account you know obviously a lot of the reason why billionaires justify being billionaires is this belief that they're gonna do good with the world so don't tax us too highly. Yeah so let's let's let's talk about that. I mean you you've covered this Several times for recode basically the the billionaires have special problem which is difficult for them to give money away and one is explained pretty succinctly that unless they give a lot away. The money keeps accumulating just through sort of basic interest But and i mean it seems like you could solve that by giving more of it away and it seems like a lot of them are paralyzed about sort of not knowing the right way to put it to work and they end up sort of doing nothing yeah So so where do you think. Musk falls in that is is. He fancied himself. Sort of a you know contrarian Does he have a different plan than the average billionaire. Yeah i mean. I think in a lot of ways he at least has a point of view and claims that he is clear eyed about what he wants to do with it right. Lots of billionaires Succumb to what some people call analysis paralysis. The idea that like. I have no idea what to do with the money. So right i'm gonna do nothing and maybe figured out a musk. Obviously he's about fifty years old. And he's maniacally hard worker That's how he stylized himself so he said he basically doesn't have too much time to think about these things but as someone who signed the giving pledge at least in theory should be giving away a hundred billion dollars which would make it bigger than the gates foundation. This could be theoretically if he falls his philanthropic pledges in letter. At least this could be one of the world's most important philanthropies so like the stakes are pretty damn high.

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Ball brothers Lonzo, LaMelo set to square off in NBA matchup

Afternoons with Marcellus & Kelvin

03:48 min | 11 months ago

Ball brothers Lonzo, LaMelo set to square off in NBA matchup

"We're talking about lonzo in the last segment. A little bit and brandon ingram coups mud cetera. But the whole point was that lamelo alonzo are playing. And you don't have a lot of brothers playing against each other. We know the wilkins brothers Played against each other. Obviously the soul brothers have played against each other so this is just another installation of that particular kind of cool fund rivalry that the nba tends to have but we you know we talked a lot about lonzo. What do you think of the mellows. Ceiling is wow. That's a great question Ever since i first saw him like what was it like three years ago now watching plane. Aau it was obvious he was really talented offensive player. So i would say. His silly is attached to his defense. Okay you know. The more he improved bronco on defense to hire his silly goes because even though i think he's a really talented offensive. Play at the reality is. There's not a whole lot of dudes who play his position in the back court. That can't get you them buckets. Right what else you got. And we're waiting to see him. Show us the other aspects of it tastes him from being a talented young player to someone who may be able to lead a team to a french tour championship. So at this point It's a wait and see i need to. I need to spend a liberal time playing ball getting better getting stronger. Before i can tell you where i think is ceiling is going to go because i need to see how strong and how defensive he's going to become yet. Defensively is a big problem. I think big problem right now but it's a big problem for young players especially rookies week or so. You know. it's time for all of them. So i'm not going to hold them to this. But after two seasons if dudes are still blown by him because he's too busy trying to leak out get buckets. Then we know what that is. Yeah look here's ofensive skill set. His passing is ridiculous. Like we already know that that very early on do you think. He has a higher ceiling than lonzo though no not inherently so right well of course. There's always a good defender. There's no question about really answer. Really good rebounder right. And he's equally as good as a passer. So you're asking yourself. We'll lonzo's offense developed faster than lamelo defense. Because that's gap right. There will lonzo's offense develop than I would say lonzo's offenses rounding to form much much better. These last eight months or whatever lamelo defense defense takes a while i feel like guy sometimes go years before they learn to play real. Good defense is that fair or it depends on the coach that should never have conversations with Jj radic over the years and bright before he was drafted. He and i were joking. I was like dude. I love you to be in phoenix. House wins nash. And amari and those guys were rolling. Sounds like do you just be straight buckets. Any overstaying strengthen gundy and you needed to lay defense to play. I needed to pay exactly to play defense for stand right and it was because of that. He's still in the league. I don't know if he was still being the league. If it wasn't for stan forced him to know how to play good defense and he did. He became a very capable defender Even though he's small right even though he you know he he's he's not he's strong for size but he's not like some overwhelming You know person when it comes to his strength but he's really smart. He plays the angles while he plays team defense. Because you're you're right. You're right

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Ava Movie Review : Jessica Chastain powers this moderately thrilling assassin saga

Press Play with Madeleine Brand

03:27 min | 1 year ago

Ava Movie Review : Jessica Chastain powers this moderately thrilling assassin saga

"I'm Madeleine brand. I am ready to review some films of two of my favorite favorite critics and two of my favorite humans all time alongside early and Dave White film critics for the rap and host of the podcast, Linoleum knife. How you guys Hello. All right. Let's talk first about Eva. Jessica Chastain stars as international assassin, but a job goes wrong. Here is some of the trailer. I know you like Eva. She's a liability. No, she's best to breathe. I recruited her trainers talking She's always been jukes favor, but she's a loose cannon and dangerous of the organization. Alonzo. What did you think so? Yeah, this is, you know, typical international assassin and runs afoul of the corporation. And of course, she must be closed. Um, why is it that only the female international assassins also have family issues, whereas the male international assassins were always completely cut off from their own feelings and from their own families of their own pasts and all that stuff. Really The most interesting stuff about Eva is that a bow, played by Jessica Chastain comes home to Boston, where she has to confront her fractured relationships with her sister, played by just Wexler and her mother, played by Gina Davis. On Of course, Gina Davis was an international female assassin in the long kiss. Good night, so that's a nice little Bow on this, and the scenes between Gina Davis and Jessica Chastain are so crackling in a Confrontational, dysfunctional family cannot away that you kind of wish this had been a confrontational, dysfunctional family movie and not international Super Assasin movie. But I mean, it's a lot of that movie is has been made. It's called What ever happened to Baby Jane? Good points, But I mean, you know the The pieces in this are not bad, like the actual international Super assassin scenes are pretty well done. There's some pretty good action sequences. Maybe Not in like an atomic blonde kind of way. But still like when. When Jessica Chastain gets into a scrap with Colin Farrell or, you know, I mean, John Malkovich even gets into some violence in this movie. Those scenes are kind of fun, but then you gotta shift gears into Ava and her addictions and her family stuff, and it's like The movie is in all the lanes and it doesn't really ever quite nail any of them. So I maybe wish they had. They had taken off one piece of jewelry before leaving the house, you know, either lose one of reds here, Dave. Moments of cool, stabbing and kicking. Alleviating boredom. Unfortunately, they missed this golden opportunity to allow Gina Davis To be revealed. To still be her long kiss Goodnight character, passing the mantle of super assassin. Down to her daughter that they did They do this. They did not do this. Unfortunately, if you're going to make a movie with a plot, as wrote, and by the numbers as this You got to juice it up somehow, You know, it's not. It's not enough that the Jessica Chastain isn't a long red gown. You know, stabbing and kicking and shooting. Okay,

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Basketball Hall Of Famer John Thompson Dies At 78

The Free Agents

00:24 sec | 1 year ago

Basketball Hall Of Famer John Thompson Dies At 78

"It's with a heavy heart that I report. We've lost another basketball icon, legendary Georgetown coach, John Thompson junior known simply as big John Throughout. College. HOOPS has died at age seventy eight. He led Georgetown to the one, thousand, nine, hundred, four, national championship. He was inducted into the Basketball Hall of fame and ninety nine and famously coached future hall of famers Patrick Ewing and Alonzo Mourning and Matombo and Alan

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"alonzo" Discussed on MMA Roasted

MMA Roasted

03:35 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on MMA Roasted

"Perhaps. Be directly related. To be different. I according according to. animate junkie. He fought your brother. No, that's that's J.. O. S. The first name is Joss in the last name. Is I still burger? Says L. Murderer. Really, Oh Josh Eichelberger Oh. Josh Eichenberger. Josh Joss Oh sorry Jake. Somebody pretending to be roasted, we do the deep done reflect. And Look at this guy is Ted one knockout. Nico Price. which is pretty damn good, you'll has one loss was a split decision to Amari MEDOFF. He Beats Hamas twice in a row. Why do they keep having these guys fight the same guys as well weird both both in the first round. and he's and he's fighting mooner. La's I see a lot of these guys on his card. Our brave fighters They thought the brave organization which bubba Jenkins Taunton that which would. Rain, those little Ole strange View Yeah A lot of guys from brave coming over. Maybe because it's right there, you know on the middle. East and I'll have to maybe quarantine Mazar Yada Yada. I know on this car jared good. Jared Gordon who I like. He's the guy. Former drug addict are medics. His whole album hater I gotTA. Dip Out, you guys. Thank you so much a love number. Jacob good to see a man. Weaned, dog, and of course adult taking. Care yet a good one. Last thing I'm going to say Jake because you're pointing out of this, so jared Gordon Guy Great Guy Former drug addict big time almost IDA heroin came back. He's A. Great fighter could more corner, I guess Rufus Sport has positive for Kovin so now. What's his name WHO Paul? FELDER is going to be commenting on the card. Stop commenting coach him for his fight. They go back accommodating. So that's awesome. Awesome, or is it I mean. Is it going to wrap to and be the ring? Girl and positive step in? I mean what the fuck is going on here. How important is your corner in there, Jake? I mean. It's tough. Everybody's different like everyone response differently, too, so it's it's one of those things like for some people, the corner huge for some people I. You know I got remember guys, like Matt Linlin and Randy. They don't even need a corner because the they walk in and then. There's nothing you're gonNA say. That's going to change their mindset in there. But, it just depends the fighter man I mean I know some guys who would literally be like throwing up before fights and. If they didn't have someone in their ear, there's no way they would get passed round. But have you ever had a corner? Change your fight or you might have lost if you hadn't had the corner. No. I don't I don't I. Don't think so I mean again the. Words encouragement and reinforcement. What you will because you know when you're tired. You know your mind spinning you target focus, at movement to you while you were fighting now coach. Coach Edmond Y'All.

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"alonzo" Discussed on MMA Roasted

MMA Roasted

01:58 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on MMA Roasted

"What wait, why was it terrible? Because the offense is moving, and the defense is just all weird and you play on carpet. You got your little shoes on. I mean it just. I didn't like it at all. Greg you watch any air football fan. You Watch A. Little Bit. and. Honest. I'd Rather Watch reruns of NFL football. Wanted to read A. Short little field that it just. Kind of feel. Little. Wonka doesn't feel quite right. What not what college did you play for? Play for any now, not not the aggie become rich. Where you were you close one pro like NFL. Yeah, you know I had a manager Russell Beth at the time, and I was close but I never got that in by even though I made it to the Indianapolis Arenas. Or combine I didn't get that Inigo try out. And I landed in fell in with that crap. All you know if I gotTa do do this for another year. I'm done so then I went to. Feel. Crazy man, how how how hard is it to get in invite? Man was political. You know they're all. He's not the right height. Not the right size and I was like you know my pets given up from you know when I was a freshman all the way up. I figured they spoke louder. I mean it was super hard but I I said to myself I'll do him in Maine. I have my own digital, my left and right. Now. Dow Greg you're you're a TEX from Texas? How good is am the football team he played for. Will you play for commerce? Is that right? Yeah okay. So bad grades and I went to. Release.

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"alonzo" Discussed on MMA Roasted

MMA Roasted

05:43 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on MMA Roasted

"You know obviously Kobe Champ I mean. It would be great site. Now hours the UFC right vows Dana White maynard. I would book Kobe versus nate es because I think that's a very winnable pfeiffer colby. They're both coming off losses. Fireworks Right, there would fight shit talking, right. Now Kobe wins at fight then he's got the hype behind them to fight. WHO's Mon- and I think it's a very winnable fight for cold. but for Nike has also is. You can't count on anything Who Do you like an Jake? Kobe yeah. you know. Kobe's never had issues conditioning of going five rounds as we've seen but A. Naked, that thing that has an advantage, she can keep pace for fiber so if you can if you can match the pace in better steals more likely miles up, and you saw that with those when he fought RDA solemn fought. I mean yet. Connor was a little bit. You know he wasn't the most engaging fight, but He's he's. He's easier to figure out go Kobe. Peres. I think the the only one in the division right now. WHO's in the top five who gives Colby Covington? A problem would be Gilbert Burns in my opinion so I, think Kobe has the potential to be champion. We've got to see what happens with Gilbert and use men, but depending on that fight, I think in the meantime I think Kobe should Fi. The fight is great. I think at some point. They're going to have to I. Mean Kobe the or Hey, because bowed, be probably the biggest fights year. In my opinion, you know what I'm saying. Yeah Greg Pool. I mean. Like he, he's a big draw in understand from a business standpoint. It's a big fight, but is he a case year? Top Five guy I mean you got so many. You know the Kobe Woodley. Burns Eastman there. Some you know I i. don't see the in the top firing. I see Connor fighting next. Just because it's a, you can play that.

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"alonzo" Discussed on Thoroughbred Racing Radio Network

Thoroughbred Racing Radio Network

01:30 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Thoroughbred Racing Radio Network

"But Absolutely when it comes to building tickets You can't beat exotic betting Goss. I appreciate it and we will We'll talk soon and I don't know what I'm GonNa see Ya. I wish I would have seen you this winter but We'll see you soon enough. Sounds Good Steve? Thanks Gus Alonzo everybody. Bogey nine hundred sixty seven on your twitter and gus of course from day. One House handicapper without the racist. WanNa thank him. And Seth Hammer make it his way home and sit. Fernando already made his way Frisco Tilak. Who's doing Yeoman's work at fodder. For knits out factor. Good luck today if you're playing When when gus gets that written up I'll put it up at our website. The the pick five pick four Gulfstream. All right but it up at at the races back with you tomorrow. Thursday edition Tony Askin. Rejang and more stay safe. Stay Healthy Sykes Charlie. Bird dog killer..

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Starbucks, Apple shutter stores in China amid coronavirus crisis

Rush Limbaugh

01:48 min | 1 year ago

Starbucks, Apple shutter stores in China amid coronavirus crisis

"Apple Starbucks and I kia have all closed all their stores in China shopping malls in China are deserted delta United American Luton's of British Airways they've all canceled their flights to China since the virus was confirmed on January twentieth the biggest China E. T. F. this is an exchange traded fund that invests in Chinese companies that number one in size China ETF is down eleven percent U. S. airline stocks are down seven percent oil prices are down thirteen percent the Dow Jones industrial average started off this year fabulous hit a record an all time high on January seventeenth since then given it all back okay folks we gotta get a grip now I talked about this a little bit last week a little bit humorously was my attempt with the Alonzo Boden click you can listen to last week shelf you Mister Scott original into com download the podcast but we've got to get a grip we have to ask ourselves rationally logically impact here Eckley academically what does the corona virus mean for the global economy let's not just assume that everything is going to result in economic disaster and please are fine I have to say this I said it last week but I guess I should say it again I am talking here only about the money I'm only talking about the finances the economy I'm not talking about the human toll which as of course we all know the far more important toll

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"alonzo" Discussed on KTRH

KTRH

02:33 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on KTRH

"Words and you can't use it yet but by a woman named Cristela Alonzo L. Cristela Alonzo alone so and it's called expired milk and she's talking about growing up she kind of does a female George Lopez sort of deal she's taught my growing up for it with a bunch of kids in the house and that you know the white kids with you know with the mom sees that the expiry date as it is Howard please throw out the milk it's it's it's expired as of tonight we mustn't it was a must drink it she's talking about in our house the she was the youngest so she would have to taste the mill have you ever tasted mill to see if it's sour or not and then drank it not me if I have to smell it because look already has come a funny smell did you see that the two things the senators can have during the impeachment trial they can have water and milk those of us we sit there drinking milk if I'm ever at the point that I'm not sure if the milk is spoiled or not it's going now because I'm not I'm not so if I have to smell it to wonder then it's going to get in my head I gotta tell you someone know you'll laugh but we drink lactose free milk and lactose free milk glass a whole lot you don't ever have to worry about the X. for it's it's going to be gone before that all right we'll get to the phone line someone three two one two five eight seven four but first you need to begin where it to I say three okay over under the over under right now is three all I see okay the runners two and a half because that means if you don't if you don't hurl anymore you stay at two if you are a one or more times through the course of the show now many of you probably think and of course he's got are always hurled twice already but if he doesn't have a belly full we don't know that he didn't get it all right and you had no symptoms no nausea you are not that three someone at coffee yeah and I need to have something in your stomach to come back up all right I'm going with the over two and a half is the land now to get us started as we always do courtesy of executive producer chat Oconee knocking.

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

04:20 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Shit their pants and you you don't get to us. Yeah I know people with those cars. And they're like now they. This guy told me once he said. Hey if you wanna never bride your motorcycle again. Put a put a terrible. You'll never ride it again Last one actually the good news for Rica Chew If you just tuned in later we spent a minute doing Alonzo's opinion on the electric motorcycles. So so you'll have to catch the actual show later and you'll hear that discussion always asking about electric bikes. Yeah yeah they work but it again appliances necessary Assiri. I think if you live in the city as to commute around and they make a lot of sense yeah I still think better if it were scooter I agree I say expensive. Say you'd have more fun on a small motorcycle. Now they got these little two fifty and three hundred. CC BIKES KTM's making them Honda's making him Yama. They're like three. MCC sport bikes. I think you'll have more fun on that and it costs less than an upfront. Cost of. Electric motorcycle is very high and motorcycles. Those are pretty fuel efficient. So you'd really have to ride a lot to make up the difference and if you're going on a highway if you're doing a local commute around town that bicycle guys I know say get one of these electric mountain bikes. Have you fucked one. Yeah they're awesome. Yeah get an electric mountain bike. Get the get the governor off. So it'll do thirty thirty to forty miles an hour and I think they regulate them today is a teen. Yeah they'll do more and you can get one of those things so this thing. Check this guy out the scrambler are there about to send me one. Fuck your subscription though. These things This company vintage electric. This thing is like Seventies. It's pretty expensive if it goes thirty. Five miles alls an hour and it's got a suspension on it. It's made of cereal. I was just talking last week to a guy. He's a motive. He was a mountain bike or all his life. He's like maybe maybe seventy years old now. He's got this Specialized Electric Mountain by. Yeah 'cause he said he can't pedal up hills anymore and he loves it probably ring. It's bad as you know so so if you're looking at electric motorcycle if you don't have a highway commute if you're just in the neighborhood Nissen that look at one of those electric mountain bikes. Seem more fun they are and you get you kinda get the benefits of a bicycle and sometimes benefits of a motorcycle right. You can put it anywhere you ride on like you say you know the the by in on an electric motorcycle. I think they started about seven grand kind of a high by get. I'd get a small displacement gas engine before I got an electric bike. Yeah I I agree with you. Thanks for coming down Alonzo Man. This was fun Alonzo podium giant more time. That's okay. We'll get you in your local. Yeah Lonzo Boden Dot com the The the Amazon prime video heavy lightweight podcast. WHO's paying attention? You want to plug any dates I'm actually about to do my jazz cruises so mafia around around for a while. I'M GOING TO BE AT SEA living dream. That good gig man. People are waiting for me to die man to die. They're like man. If you give give up this jazz thing I I love that no I will be back on land in my calendar fills up touring starting in March Well Valentine's week. I'm in Oak. Okay see but the net starting in March I'll be doing my regular touring dates. I'm out all the time I love working. If you're a gearhead I'm going to be at Moto cheap. GP In Austin April. I'm going to be at Americade in a PD gigs down there. Now I just hang out. I used to do new gigs but I hate having to leave and go to the show. Yeah yeah so I just you know take the weekend off. But I'm I'm wandering around a track and and just having a blast one of my favorite things on my wikipedia because you know I don't know who writes with so I decided My ten ninety eight. I don't know seven eight years ago. Eight nine whatever it was and somebody put on wikipedia that I was like racing do Khadi Motorcycles. Yeah sure yeah we know the World Champ Marc Marquez. Only Desai's of my leg but yeah. I was out there with the pros and thanks for coming down along. Thanks for having avenue to your listeners..

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

04:20 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Shit their pants and you you don't get to us. Yeah I know people with those cars. And they're like now they. This guy told me once he said. Hey if you wanna never bride your motorcycle again. Put a put a terrible. You'll never ride it again Last one actually the good news for Rica Chew If you just tuned in later we spent a minute doing Alonzo's opinion on the electric motorcycles. So so you'll have to catch the actual show later and you'll hear that discussion always asking about electric bikes. Yeah yeah they work but it again appliances necessary Assiri. I think if you live in the city as to commute around and they make a lot of sense yeah I still think better if it were scooter I agree I say expensive. Say you'd have more fun on a small motorcycle. Now they got these little two fifty and three hundred. CC BIKES KTM's making them Honda's making him Yama. They're like three. MCC sport bikes. I think you'll have more fun on that and it costs less than an upfront. Cost of. Electric motorcycle is very high and motorcycles. Those are pretty fuel efficient. So you'd really have to ride a lot to make up the difference and if you're going on a highway if you're doing a local commute around town that bicycle guys I know say get one of these electric mountain bikes. Have you fucked one. Yeah they're awesome. Yeah get an electric mountain bike. Get the get the governor off. So it'll do thirty thirty to forty miles an hour and I think they regulate them today is a teen. Yeah they'll do more and you can get one of those things so this thing. Check this guy out the scrambler are there about to send me one. Fuck your subscription though. These things This company vintage electric. This thing is like Seventies. It's pretty expensive if it goes thirty. Five miles alls an hour and it's got a suspension on it. It's made of cereal. I was just talking last week to a guy. He's a motive. He was a mountain bike or all his life. He's like maybe maybe seventy years old now. He's got this Specialized Electric Mountain by. Yeah 'cause he said he can't pedal up hills anymore and he loves it probably ring. It's bad as you know so so if you're looking at electric motorcycle if you don't have a highway commute if you're just in the neighborhood Nissen that look at one of those electric mountain bikes. Seem more fun they are and you get you kinda get the benefits of a bicycle and sometimes benefits of a motorcycle right. You can put it anywhere you ride on like you say you know the the by in on an electric motorcycle. I think they started about seven grand kind of a high by get. I'd get a small displacement gas engine before I got an electric bike. Yeah I I agree with you. Thanks for coming down Alonzo Man. This was fun Alonzo podium giant more time. That's okay. We'll get you in your local. Yeah Lonzo Boden Dot com the The the Amazon prime video heavy lightweight podcast. WHO's paying attention? You want to plug any dates I'm actually about to do my jazz cruises so mafia around around for a while. I'M GOING TO BE AT SEA living dream. That good gig man. People are waiting for me to die man to die. They're like man. If you give give up this jazz thing I I love that no I will be back on land in my calendar fills up touring starting in March Well Valentine's week. I'm in Oak. Okay see but the net starting in March I'll be doing my regular touring dates. I'm out all the time I love working. If you're a gearhead I'm going to be at Moto cheap. GP In Austin April. I'm going to be at Americade in a PD gigs down there. Now I just hang out. I used to do new gigs but I hate having to leave and go to the show. Yeah yeah so I just you know take the weekend off. But I'm I'm wandering around a track and and just having a blast one of my favorite things on my wikipedia because you know I don't know who writes with so I decided My ten ninety eight. I don't know seven eight years ago. Eight nine whatever it was and somebody put on wikipedia that I was like racing do Khadi Motorcycles. Yeah sure yeah we know the World Champ Marc Marquez. Only Desai's of my leg but yeah. I was out there with the pros and thanks for coming down along. Thanks for having avenue to your listeners..

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

13:01 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Socks didn't like slingshot. I wasn't about it. I I had fun with the slingshot and I've done the one that I'm not crazy about Canam. Nah that's a snowmobile on the street. I'm not about that. Well you know who they sell them to. They sell them the car people. That's who my car people who WanNa feel the motorcycle experience or guys who and women who can't hold up a motorcycle intersex. Yeah or like they get older. You have knee problems or bad hip and you can't wake up. Yeah so I I mean look. If you're a hand if you have a handicap all right fine I get it but I I guess it's better than one of those harleys with the trike. We probably is so I got a buddy. He's a big time touring guy and is that A. He told me he said the Harley's and a gold wings with the two wheels in the back are inherently unstable like those three wheel. ATV's band but the Canam Cam will not tip over and said that's why he thinks the key that's why he believes in the CAN. Am I gotTA truck drivers the Morgan Three Wheeler. Because the Morgan Three Wheeler is like. It's like a fucking World War One Spitfire. You know what I mean because that Harley engine and the pipe comes right by you you and like Plop pulsing right here. Probably not you know. And you're looking over these sort of pontoon fenders moving and it's just it's totally unique. The slingshot to me. It's like Oh yeah. This is definitely bill by company that builds squads and not sports cars. Yeah although to slingshot the first time I drove it I thought it handled pretty good for For what is it okay. I just don't I just don't think it's that fun. Considering the fact that if you get into an accident one you are fully dead. But here's the thing and this is what you have to remember. You're used to motorcycles. Yes and real sports cars so if your own but if you're only used to cars the slingshot shot becomes a whole different because it gets you closer to the motorcycle riding out in the air and you've got a crazy power to weight ratio. You know those are things visa. This is what I say about stuff like that. You rent it. You don't buy a thousand percent. Why drove the slingshot? I was like this This is a fifty dollar an hour rent out in Vegas. You're Ron vacation somewhere. And is a sling shot and you rent it. Spend a day. I'll drive a lap around Saint Thomas. That's what it's for and you have a great daytime would it. It's like a modern Fiat. Jolly if you buy one then you're like man like like look at the price of use slingshots like Utah about depreciation appreciate it. I know it's funny that you bring up. The here's the question. Do I look in cars and trucks or motorcycles. Not Polaris slingshot cars. I've never once looked up the price of a used slingshot. Here's a twenty sixteen for fifteen grand with sixty two hundred miles on it right and that was thirty grand new Yeah I think it was twenty four. Yeah so it's It's definitely cheaper. Yeah still not worth it. Sixteen grand gets you you better MIATA. He's asking six point Lonzo. Very good point asking sixteen. What about this was something that came up? So buddy post it. I think it was on July optic and I was laughing. I said has anyone ever paid asking price on craigslist. NOPE NOT MY my my roommate. Vinnie got a two thousand and one Infiniti q x four member that Finnity is pathfinder the last year ear of that with one hundred and thirty thousand miles on it one owner two thousand dollars more. It's and it's he drove it home. It's Nice it's really nice actually Yeah the last time you here. I think you came by Daling e ninety two M three sedan. Yes do you still have that card. Oh that was nice clever beautiful yes alright car. So I'll tell you my story for one thing I have. I have no attention span when it gets caught. Oh that's nice. Yeah get one of those. And I don't have room or money to collect so I trade and swats one time for you so you know. I went from that back to an X.. X Six but this was in twenty eleven. I had a murdered out x six and this is before anyone had anything murdered out just completely flat black wrapped oft black wheels. The whole thing I pull up to my dry cleaners and the girls who worked at eight you know eighteen twenty one while you just bought the bat mobiles and I never never thought of that but I was like yeah I did. Didn't I write so I go up to A friend of mine. Marcus Miller Brilliant Jazz Bass player. He's he's playing at the Hollywood bowl. I go up to the show and I pull up into the into the back. Parking is and he's like man. I got a new Porsche Turbo. I'm thinking everyone's GonNa WanNa see my portion. I roll up behind some has hole in this bad as black uh-huh W and it's bucking Alonzo Parker again. That was great. But it's funny. You mentioned m three because I just got got a about three months ago. The last of the M three The last of the last version m three so I gotTa See Fa Faa Oh cool CS. I got an incredible deal on it. I love when I find someone as crazy as me. The the guy the guy had picked it up on a lease right and he had it for like three months and then he told me he got a GT three three so he wanted to get rid of it. So I took over his lease. He put down a big money because this lease was so beliefs priced like my monthly payment was so low dealers dealers. Were like mealy dealers like I don't know how you got it at that. He's put down like twenty thirty or something had to so did you. Did you do it through like swap. Op Elise Oh really normally go. You normally always look at. I look at least I don't always do it. But I've looked on there I've I've taken over and gotten rid of a few leases on their very cool way to get a car. It's interesting isn't it years pitch for those who've never heard of it it's people who if you lease a car and then you decide you don't like it or I can't keep it or whatever you're basically fucked you are. There's no cheap easy way to end. That and swap elise helps people who are maybe looking for a shorter term car a year to three years. You could. You could get take over someone's lease and potentially you. You know you take over their payments but like Alonzo said Maybe you you get the value of their down. Payment take over the monthly payments it. Here's what you should never do the hard way I co-signed with my sister I'll Har- she which she leased and then wanted out of on swap lease the complications of cosigner on a swap. Elise there was like a six month long disaster. They don't doing it and you also have to look at the company because a friend told me that would porsche. When you do a swap? Elision your still on the hook. If that person Zain flakes which is good at all so you really have to check which company BMW Day and only because they did it they charge you two hundred fifty dollar fee we to do the credit check and it is a work transfers transfer to lease which is cool but anyway it's a nice. It's a really nice car is great. I'm loving this car car. Yeah I'm loving his car all dual clutch. They're all the which I am happy with dual clutch. I'm not one of these. People live in traffic land. Circle like I gotTa Have Emmanuel. I'm like no you don't do. Clutch is better than you. Now I'll tell you where I wish. I had Emmanuel my other car. My daily driver now is a the J. C. W. Mini countryman interesting. It's gotten automatic. And I wish it had to be but finding one of those that are six-speed adjacent eight. Hundred contract is not common. They did make them. But it's really a Unicorn car because first of all they didn't make not many people buying JC w countryman now and then to to get it with the six speed is another layer pretty much had to buy either an express car press. Mars might be yeah. Do you like that thing love it. It's actually kind of a good city car. It's a great ban all kind of room in it. It's fun to drive. 'cause it's a mini it. Yeah it works and the new minis you know from like eighteen on their. BMW's now basically sonics and stuff like it's more fun x one right. Yeah well the excellent sucks. Now it's not about the old diverse gen-x I I had one. Those were fast. They've told you about. I had one with a six feet. Yeah that were where bad ass card. That was an M. Yeah you with a little like two parts and a two year run in like four hundred fifty horsepower. One of those things that was a blast but but so to many is a daily driver and then the CS is the car And it's it works. You know exam three is a daily on it. Surely there's nothing about daily it's got I like to 'em three better than the m five. I agree the new M.. Five kinda sucks. It's too big and floaty and Numb Barry Numb. It's it's a muscle car. It's a big super fash. Straight Line car with six hundred horsepower. Great it but when it comes to driving living in handling the m three works better than three. Isn't that much smaller inside. It's not the size of an e thirty nine five so it's not like you're making a big big sacrifice in comfort or utility to get the m three which is a much more fun car to drive yeah drawn seat. Room is almost exactly the same. I drove the eight and I didn't like the eight it on the eight again. It floats if if I was doing enough. I'm running back and forth from Vegas to L. A. Every Week Then and I'd get an eight. Yeah because it's A. It's a highway cruiser. Do Dr do you drive two gigs. To when you go throw in California Nevada Arizona I drive. Yeah it's like you give yourself like a six hour cutoff. Basically like hundred mile cut off because I love it I love being out and driving but but time wise. Yeah like yeah I would love to drive to Dallas but I ain't got no and honestly it's it's not like that's a great bribe. No you do it once. It's in the attic I've done it. Yeah Yeah what are you know as you've been around do you are you. Are you crunch time. Do you have an hour an hour and a half an hour. Good we we can go to a four. Okay all right cool all right. We got a couple of questions from the audience. Let's get to some of them Jason says getting super chat for the last STA couple for Lonzo has got crews Jason says I got flown to Sacramento to work in a TV. Show anything car related to do in Sacramento or the bay area There's a great Sacramento Auto Museum It's a little older school but it's got some really nice stuff. It's run by really nice. People Thunder Hill Thunder Hill has take our from Sacramento. And some I did and I don't know if it's still there but it was cool as hell data slot car place. Oh in Sacramento. Yeah Love Old Schwartz. Like old all schools slot cars would like to six lane big. Yeah Electric that. That was used to do that. Shit back in the day when I was a kid. Yeah and They had those ones that are like the Finn Cars. Yeah wing cars are crazy fast. There really fast those lights your hand if you. I don't know if the place is still there but I did do slot car racing up there. That was fun. Slot cars are fun. Have conversations with the old nerds hang Dante's what's wrong with everything since one thousand nine hundred seventy five it all went bad. Seventy five Lonzo love seeing you and why we ride. And that was fun What's why we ride? Why we ride? I was a great documentary about why we ride motorcycles. And what I loved in it what I loved about it so when they asked me to do it. You Know I. I do a lot like doing this. podcast right and doing various things they asked me to do so they do. Do this thing about motorcycles and I said yes. Sure we're GONNA come to the garage bubba it. It is cinematic beautiful. It is the only thing I've seen. That really captures what it's like to be on a motorcycle. All right and everything dirt. Bikes street bikes touring racing. They talked to all different people from a family. That goes dirt biking together to pro racers and stuff. I the line and I am famous for in why we ride as you know. We were talking about road racing. I said Yeah when I'm dragging my elbow that's just.

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

10:16 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"This is the funniest thing about it? I read about this. You can look it up. People say I'm crazy but you you can look it up. It has been documented or Thomas. Cars are more likely to hit dark skinned people and I was like I almost have to admire uh engineering that you could actually engineer in racism or built. Yeah and and I read this article about. It said it's because the the algorithms and the artificial intelligence learns from example right so it looks at millions upon millions of examples of what these cars have hidden until like. Oh apparently it's okay to hit the Brown one targeting targeting to remember when they first came out with face. Id on the phone and like every Asian face would open. The phone. Couldn't tell the difference between Oh shirt. This culture is not so multicultural. That's not nice at all much true. I am genuinely worried about about the the attack being the halfway measure where. It's just enough to give people that that false sense again. That's the problem. And this is where Eh you know. This is where corporate America one more time at particularly Tesla but all of them so they they sell it to you as it's. It's you know autonomous automatic matic. Call Dr itself that when the car has an accident. They're like hey we told you try. We told you. Keep your hands on the wheel. Yeah Yeah Yeah. No I did have a I had had a Mercedes that had it. But you had to touch the wheel every minute Like you couldn't go more than sixty seconds without your help. Connect right I knew would start like flashing on a dash and it followed freeway lanes. Pretty good you know The brakes on those things to me. This is what I don't like. They're too harsh. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah it and slam the brakes on you. Know if you said it in Dick follow mode like in super grow shit back mode the I. I don't see I don't know about this. Is this is a weird perception question. So the question is are the brakes too hard or is the fact that you are have now become a passenger to that breaking mentally. Because you're not immediately ready for it to bring like you break breaking his too hard and I'll tell you why and this is the thing thing again of Big City traffic for small city urban and rural urban versus rural. Whatever you know how to the old rule you supposed to follow three we seconds behind? Well we don't have space between our cars right so so the the way. The cars seem to be programmed and I can't speak for all of them but I'll I'll speak for Mercedes because I had one that had this it it expects a certain distance between cars but in La if you leave that much space between between cars another car is going to be at space. I used to teach traffic school and I used to my God. I would've loved to have instructor amazing in. La If you keep three three seconds behind the car in front of you you'll keep backing up until you're back home you'll be back home. You Try to maintain three seconds and I just you know now so I think that's the problem and again I don't know where they test these things and all that but places with nicer drivers would would a little more space but when you get into an La New York you know Chicago or whatever and particularly with early adopters right L. as the one who buys these things before anybody I mean. I've been a place so I remember last year I was in grand rapids and I was like I said something about Tesla's yeah I haven't seen one. Yeah in her. Never leave these areas. Don't realize that when you go to like the Midwest or something that's like an exotic car. Don't just see them around. It's also a pain in the ASS. Because you don't have charge you know so and and Michigan she can still has the fight against dealer selling them. Yeah you know. They're still Michigan. Yeah Yeah has that issue so you know the problem again. The technology like you said we're in the middle. Yeah we're in and then I ride motorcycles and that's a whole nother death. Wish thing where you know no you just ride like yeah. They're out to kill me at all times to be so hyper aware I do too. And it's I but it's the only way to get around La Sane. I would not do people say what's like I said it's like playing frogger live. Yeah but it's also I like I just love being able to shut the outside world. No phone you know what I I mean. Not The best you know they. They offer meetings Bluetooth Helmet deals. Yeah when I don't I'm avoiding man I did. I put the Bluetooth in my helmet. I was riding Vegas. I got to Victorville pulled over to the side and ripped. Yeah it's what was happening in your head at the very moment you said Faulk this is annoying because you try to play music right but the music is like and kids it. You'RE GONNA have to look this up. It's like having a transistor radio like the sound. Quality is so bad. Don't doesn't say that makes good speakers. Make some yes some place in Arizona that puts in speakers in your helmet that sound like bose or Sony headphone but my problem with Dat is now. I'm not going to be aware of anything around me but yeah like I don't want it to be that good an executive to this crappy and it's like you said when I'm on my bike. The last thing I want to do is take a phone call like I know. I don't want to talk to you and there's no reason to nothing do you. What about because you do some distance rides rides man? So do you have do you use a gps so you so do you Bluetooth for that and it shows you where you turn coming up. Yeah you know I mean you could. This is what the Bluetooth helmets and I know some people who love him. I know guys who group ride. That same happened radios radios names like the dope. Shit it works but again the sound quality. Isn't that great. And and I can get by without it but my bike is like my escape vehicle so I don't I love the GPS but beyond that a GPS in heated grips. Yeah the only aged. Yeah and you wrote up on that beautiful Would aw W S X ONE BMW s one thousand. X are that's what it's called which I love because you said it's basically the superbike engine Brian in the adventure. The adventure bike frame fucking genius. Runs it Cardi Multi Strada but I kind of like the BMW. A little better but what they're doing. Listen and I'll tell you exactly what they're doing this Matt 'cause sport bike. Riders are getting old. Fuck Yeah we are not selling six hundred are ours and stuff like that we we want the speed but we need to sit up a little We need denise the Little Room so you're talking to a broken person also know how you feel so you're in a lot of the the GS adventure right. You've got this. I got a boat in both. Okay so can tell me about the differences between the two and you ride them The this one s one thousand x is definitely faster and more sport by the G. S. is more torque it it's a bigger physical presence. It's a huge each bike. I have the adventure. The adventure has an eight gallon tank and the crash bars around the front so it really looks bigger. Be like if I touring if I'm GonNa do you know five five hundred thousand mile definitely I'm taking a GS running around town. The works the s one thousand works a little faster and although so I haven't done it yet but I will. You can do track days and stuff on s one thousand nine days on gs guy. North is always always find one WACKO. There's a guy up north who sent me videos. And he's like man. I'M A fan. Come up here I'll take you out on the track in Sonoma's arrived and he rides the hell out of his GS awesome. I may do it one day. But the s one thousand is more like the big sports bike right that. Yeah you don't know what it is it's it's a BMW M.. Three Oh okay I got it. It's it's a BMW M. three comfortable practical but he still. They'll pretty fast. Yes is an x five. Gotcha okay I'm with you all right so that that fan of this seventeen grand for one of these. Yeah and you can get him a lot less because no one's buying 'em really no one's buying them you fucking cool looking biking years is that Nice blue the BMW motor sport blue the full colors and I like I'm I'm like a bigger dude like you and I I'm broken so I want something that has good dynamics but I need to sit upright. You know what I mean and my knees need to be not to bent up. It's it's it's funny on a motorcycle. That doesn't sound like a lot but an inch and a half of legroom is enormous enormous car to drive. The Audi r eight and the Lamborghini her counter very similar cars but The are eight has four more inches between the wheelbase. Oh yeah and I mean. It's the difference between lean luxury car. And I can't even fitness fucking day. It'd be I I drove an RA. I tell you my story please. You'll you'll appreciate this so a a few years back you know. I had this show on speech. Channel called Hundred one cars. You must drive and we drove all kinds of stuff and the way we got the cars I was people would loan them to us. It might be an owner or a factory or whatever so I was doing I I was hired. It is a comic to do to sales thing for Audi and What is his name? The Guy who used to run out eat and went to Cadillac Johan Johan Tonight Nisshin Venetian right. So Johann is the ruin of companies and Johann says to me he says. Hey man how come you never had an Audi on the show and I said nobody nobody ever aloneness one. He said which one do you want all right. He said no problem that it was Friday like the following Monday was an ra in my driveway. I was like you my man. You're holding the Matrix. Shows show's been canceled. I'm still driving your car and I drove the alright. I'm a huge portion fan. I love the nine nine. Eleven to me is the great.

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

10:16 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"This is the funniest thing about it? I read about this. You can look it up. People say I'm crazy but you you can look it up. It has been documented or Thomas. Cars are more likely to hit dark skinned people and I was like I almost have to admire uh engineering that you could actually engineer in racism or built. Yeah and and I read this article about. It said it's because the the algorithms and the artificial intelligence learns from example right so it looks at millions upon millions of examples of what these cars have hidden until like. Oh apparently it's okay to hit the Brown one targeting targeting to remember when they first came out with face. Id on the phone and like every Asian face would open. The phone. Couldn't tell the difference between Oh shirt. This culture is not so multicultural. That's not nice at all much true. I am genuinely worried about about the the attack being the halfway measure where. It's just enough to give people that that false sense again. That's the problem. And this is where Eh you know. This is where corporate America one more time at particularly Tesla but all of them so they they sell it to you as it's. It's you know autonomous automatic matic. Call Dr itself that when the car has an accident. They're like hey we told you try. We told you. Keep your hands on the wheel. Yeah Yeah Yeah. No I did have a I had had a Mercedes that had it. But you had to touch the wheel every minute Like you couldn't go more than sixty seconds without your help. Connect right I knew would start like flashing on a dash and it followed freeway lanes. Pretty good you know The brakes on those things to me. This is what I don't like. They're too harsh. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah it and slam the brakes on you. Know if you said it in Dick follow mode like in super grow shit back mode the I. I don't see I don't know about this. Is this is a weird perception question. So the question is are the brakes too hard or is the fact that you are have now become a passenger to that breaking mentally. Because you're not immediately ready for it to bring like you break breaking his too hard and I'll tell you why and this is the thing thing again of Big City traffic for small city urban and rural urban versus rural. Whatever you know how to the old rule you supposed to follow three we seconds behind? Well we don't have space between our cars right so so the the way. The cars seem to be programmed and I can't speak for all of them but I'll I'll speak for Mercedes because I had one that had this it it expects a certain distance between cars but in La if you leave that much space between between cars another car is going to be at space. I used to teach traffic school and I used to my God. I would've loved to have instructor amazing in. La If you keep three three seconds behind the car in front of you you'll keep backing up until you're back home you'll be back home. You Try to maintain three seconds and I just you know now so I think that's the problem and again I don't know where they test these things and all that but places with nicer drivers would would a little more space but when you get into an La New York you know Chicago or whatever and particularly with early adopters right L. as the one who buys these things before anybody I mean. I've been a place so I remember last year I was in grand rapids and I was like I said something about Tesla's yeah I haven't seen one. Yeah in her. Never leave these areas. Don't realize that when you go to like the Midwest or something that's like an exotic car. Don't just see them around. It's also a pain in the ASS. Because you don't have charge you know so and and Michigan she can still has the fight against dealer selling them. Yeah you know. They're still Michigan. Yeah Yeah has that issue so you know the problem again. The technology like you said we're in the middle. Yeah we're in and then I ride motorcycles and that's a whole nother death. Wish thing where you know no you just ride like yeah. They're out to kill me at all times to be so hyper aware I do too. And it's I but it's the only way to get around La Sane. I would not do people say what's like I said it's like playing frogger live. Yeah but it's also I like I just love being able to shut the outside world. No phone you know what I I mean. Not The best you know they. They offer meetings Bluetooth Helmet deals. Yeah when I don't I'm avoiding man I did. I put the Bluetooth in my helmet. I was riding Vegas. I got to Victorville pulled over to the side and ripped. Yeah it's what was happening in your head at the very moment you said Faulk this is annoying because you try to play music right but the music is like and kids it. You'RE GONNA have to look this up. It's like having a transistor radio like the sound. Quality is so bad. Don't doesn't say that makes good speakers. Make some yes some place in Arizona that puts in speakers in your helmet that sound like bose or Sony headphone but my problem with Dat is now. I'm not going to be aware of anything around me but yeah like I don't want it to be that good an executive to this crappy and it's like you said when I'm on my bike. The last thing I want to do is take a phone call like I know. I don't want to talk to you and there's no reason to nothing do you. What about because you do some distance rides rides man? So do you have do you use a gps so you so do you Bluetooth for that and it shows you where you turn coming up. Yeah you know I mean you could. This is what the Bluetooth helmets and I know some people who love him. I know guys who group ride. That same happened radios radios names like the dope. Shit it works but again the sound quality. Isn't that great. And and I can get by without it but my bike is like my escape vehicle so I don't I love the GPS but beyond that a GPS in heated grips. Yeah the only aged. Yeah and you wrote up on that beautiful Would aw W S X ONE BMW s one thousand. X are that's what it's called which I love because you said it's basically the superbike engine Brian in the adventure. The adventure bike frame fucking genius. Runs it Cardi Multi Strada but I kind of like the BMW. A little better but what they're doing. Listen and I'll tell you exactly what they're doing this Matt 'cause sport bike. Riders are getting old. Fuck Yeah we are not selling six hundred are ours and stuff like that we we want the speed but we need to sit up a little We need denise the Little Room so you're talking to a broken person also know how you feel so you're in a lot of the the GS adventure right. You've got this. I got a boat in both. Okay so can tell me about the differences between the two and you ride them The this one s one thousand x is definitely faster and more sport by the G. S. is more torque it it's a bigger physical presence. It's a huge each bike. I have the adventure. The adventure has an eight gallon tank and the crash bars around the front so it really looks bigger. Be like if I touring if I'm GonNa do you know five five hundred thousand mile definitely I'm taking a GS running around town. The works the s one thousand works a little faster and although so I haven't done it yet but I will. You can do track days and stuff on s one thousand nine days on gs guy. North is always always find one WACKO. There's a guy up north who sent me videos. And he's like man. I'M A fan. Come up here I'll take you out on the track in Sonoma's arrived and he rides the hell out of his GS awesome. I may do it one day. But the s one thousand is more like the big sports bike right that. Yeah you don't know what it is it's it's a BMW M.. Three Oh okay I got it. It's it's a BMW M. three comfortable practical but he still. They'll pretty fast. Yes is an x five. Gotcha okay I'm with you all right so that that fan of this seventeen grand for one of these. Yeah and you can get him a lot less because no one's buying 'em really no one's buying them you fucking cool looking biking years is that Nice blue the BMW motor sport blue the full colors and I like I'm I'm like a bigger dude like you and I I'm broken so I want something that has good dynamics but I need to sit upright. You know what I mean and my knees need to be not to bent up. It's it's it's funny on a motorcycle. That doesn't sound like a lot but an inch and a half of legroom is enormous enormous car to drive. The Audi r eight and the Lamborghini her counter very similar cars but The are eight has four more inches between the wheelbase. Oh yeah and I mean. It's the difference between lean luxury car. And I can't even fitness fucking day. It'd be I I drove an RA. I tell you my story please. You'll you'll appreciate this so a a few years back you know. I had this show on speech. Channel called Hundred one cars. You must drive and we drove all kinds of stuff and the way we got the cars I was people would loan them to us. It might be an owner or a factory or whatever so I was doing I I was hired. It is a comic to do to sales thing for Audi and What is his name? The Guy who used to run out eat and went to Cadillac Johan Johan Tonight Nisshin Venetian right. So Johann is the ruin of companies and Johann says to me he says. Hey man how come you never had an Audi on the show and I said nobody nobody ever aloneness one. He said which one do you want all right. He said no problem that it was Friday like the following Monday was an ra in my driveway. I was like you my man. You're holding the Matrix. Shows show's been canceled. I'm still driving your car and I drove the alright. I'm a huge portion fan. I love the nine nine. Eleven to me is the great.

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

01:53 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Yeah Listen Highway Ninety nine. Nowhere any any doesn't matter where you are they numbered at ninety nine hundred a busy thoroughfare. All right man I I travel trump during shit around you. You're good. I like six six six heading downtown. No I don't think so. I think about a lot of a lot of good ones start with the night in up in the nineties Nevada. If you're going for one of those big long rides you can make up a lot of ground quickly. Unlike the ninety three. Yeah Yeah even here in La the ninety freeway just between you know right. I live in Venice so the nineties like that's where I do the Italian tune-ups yeah that's you're you're back road Eh. They write crazy tickets now. We're talking about getting inside baseball people who don't live in La like what the hell are they talking to places you can have fun or getting insane ticket ticket to ninety and the to exit empty and you're like oh I can do one hundred fifty miles. A is that a red light behind. Yeah the nineties. Like a weird side freeway That goes by my house in Venison. The two connects the freeway to the canyons renters. Never anybody on it and it's like a little Autobahn Autobahn over there. Yeah it's actually. It's a good highway. Yeah excetera rare every now and then they just come out and they're like yeah we're GonNa grab because they know what you're doing. Yeah they know where you're going wing. They know how it works. Although I found I've had I've had pretty good luck Weekdays Weekday Sport driving. Yes stay out there. When there's there's not a lot of people around you know so getting back to the autonomous thing no yeah so this is the funniest thing about it? I read about this. You can look it up. People say I'm crazy but you you can look it up. It has been documented or Thomas. Cars are more likely to hit dark skinned people and I was like I almost have to admire uh engineering that you could actually engineer in racism or built..

La baseball Nevada engineer Venice Thomas
"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

01:53 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Yeah Listen Highway Ninety nine. Nowhere any any doesn't matter where you are they numbered at ninety nine hundred a busy thoroughfare. All right man I I travel trump during shit around you. You're good. I like six six six heading downtown. No I don't think so. I think about a lot of a lot of good ones start with the night in up in the nineties Nevada. If you're going for one of those big long rides you can make up a lot of ground quickly. Unlike the ninety three. Yeah Yeah even here in La the ninety freeway just between you know right. I live in Venice so the nineties like that's where I do the Italian tune-ups yeah that's you're you're back road Eh. They write crazy tickets now. We're talking about getting inside baseball people who don't live in La like what the hell are they talking to places you can have fun or getting insane ticket ticket to ninety and the to exit empty and you're like oh I can do one hundred fifty miles. A is that a red light behind. Yeah the nineties. Like a weird side freeway That goes by my house in Venison. The two connects the freeway to the canyons renters. Never anybody on it and it's like a little Autobahn Autobahn over there. Yeah it's actually. It's a good highway. Yeah excetera rare every now and then they just come out and they're like yeah we're GonNa grab because they know what you're doing. Yeah they know where you're going wing. They know how it works. Although I found I've had I've had pretty good luck Weekdays Weekday Sport driving. Yes stay out there. When there's there's not a lot of people around you know so getting back to the autonomous thing no yeah so this is the funniest thing about it? I read about this. You can look it up. People say I'm crazy but you you can look it up. It has been documented or Thomas. Cars are more likely to hit dark skinned people and I was like I almost have to admire uh engineering that you could actually engineer in racism or built..

La baseball Nevada engineer Venice Thomas
"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

02:05 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"To trying to check. Check every website yourself. It's free there's no strings. Attached just go to auto tempests DOT COM and there it is for you. Auto auto tempest is the jam been sponsoring us for years. We Love Them. We love talking about them and we use them when we are looking to buy or sell auto tempest dot com all the cars ars one search all right folks on this episode of the podcast. My old friend Alonzo Bodden his stand up comic who has been all over the world old he does these cruises. He works the road for many many weeks out of the year and when he does so he has a real interesting fleet of cars and motorcycles he has been through. BMW's and porsches and triumphs and all different kinds of needs stuff. He's his car. Knowledge is great his standup special light. A heavyweight is on Amazon prime. And he's got a podcast called. Who's paying attention Alonzo? Boden is on the smoke tire. SMOKE ENTIRE PODCAST on a a Monday afternoon. Hello everybody welcome Lonzo Bone in studio good Lord Sir. Good morning joining us. I'm happy to be here. We talked about this for a while. Oh I know and you are on the show like two three years ago yet a minute. Yeah it's been a minute so I'm back and Cool but I love your comedy special special thanks Shit. It was a second ago. What was it again? Yes Amazon prime. It was fine. I love your comedy because I relate to it because half of it's about fucking La la traffic and cars. And you know you're like you're like in. You've got an automotive theme to your comedy. Sometimes you know I talk about it I talk about it more in the day to day stuff on my podcast and stuff but My podcast who's paying attention available where podcasts can be found No it's yeah that's part of it. I mean when we deal with traffic we you know it's getting on my nerves now. How do you feel about autonomous? Driving Cars Tesla is like. Oh my got it. So it's like a trigger as I'm triggered by how clean do we have to be not.

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

02:29 min | 2 years ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

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