35 Burst results for "Alonzo"

Bahrain GP: Lewis Hamilton wins opener

The Autosport Podcast

00:38 sec | Last week

Bahrain GP: Lewis Hamilton wins opener

"Race day in bahrain. I'm what an unbelievable season opener took the win. After griffin bassil to the very last lap against smacks stephon. It was a race filled with action. Overtaking and crucial strategy. 'cause we retreated to batu throughout the failed impressive drives from the likes of landowners. I'm sergio perez. Meanwhile elsewhere the day didn't go quite to plan with. Dns finicky to mazar pin on fernando alonzo contact with guiseley which ultimately ruined his race. Another tough day for sebastian battle. He finishes the day with a ten second penalty and five penalty points on his licence.

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100-Year-Old Man Killed In Violent Encino Attacks In Los Angeles, Suspect Arrested

John and Ken on Demand

01:43 min | 2 weeks ago

100-Year-Old Man Killed In Violent Encino Attacks In Los Angeles, Suspect Arrested

"I mean you talk about a crime wave. And what the hell's going on in the city of la. Somebody killed a hundred year. Old man in encino supposedly happened before noon yesterday. Cops were called assault with a deadly weapon. An axe are you kidding me. When officers got there they found a man who had suffered minor injuries but he directed them to a suspect. They've arrested forty seven year old. Adam dimmer men. We're going to find out this is the vagrant. What are we going to find out next one of the mental issues here. He's walking around attacking people with an ax There was an officer that basically told me to stay indoors as a guy with a machete. Who's walking around here. Apparently dimmer man had a dog with him. See deborah not. People with dogs aren't necessarily always good people i know. They got an action a knife at the scene and sometime later they responded to a home in encino on alonzo place where a hundred year old man was found dead. Numerous contusions and lacerations they believe dimmer man killed him. Can you imagine living to one hundred and going that way to get murder. They've identified the poor guy as yussef mahboob ian. He'd been living on the secluded hilltop cul de sac for more than thirty years. His wife is the one who found so. I guess he broke into the house. Or i don't know we don't know a lot of the circumstances here yet. But you got a guy running around the valley with a machete attacking people and he kills a one hundred year old man. Wow

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The History of Animal Trials

Your Brain on Facts

07:16 min | 3 weeks ago

The History of Animal Trials

"According to author ep evans in the criminal persecution and capital punishment of animals. There were two types of animal. Trials are strengthen and their process. Their straw phin were for capital crimes. Which would warrant the death penalty. I e homicide usually committed by pigs horses and other larger domesticated animals which were presided. Over by a secular tribunal. Their processor were judicial proceedings in ecclesiastical courts against vermin like rats mice locusts and weevils the object being to spell the vermin from the orchards. Vineyards and croplands. They were eating by means of exile extra schism or excommunication in sixteen fifty. Four sentences were handed down against of locusts in a spanish obvious. Santamaria the last sentence calling for the locusts excommunication and in order for them to leave the region in the next fourteen hours bishop alonzo de madrid excommunicated another plague of locusts condemning them to confinement in a cave and a bishop in cordova excommunicated a flock of swallows that had set up shop inside their parish. These were at best here. Eric victories just to make the people feel better. While evans's book lists nearly two hundred such cases the animals in their process cases never really seemed bothered by the ruling domestic animals. Barely listen to us. What do we expect. The wild wants to do either way. It was thought to be important that the animals have day in court. Why not just exterminate the offending critters. We're pretty good at that. Since even weevils and rats were considered god's creatures the destruction they caused must also have been part of the plan so destroying them would be an act against god's will but if the animals were tried in a church court and excommunicated or otherwise condemned then it was kind of okay for example in the fourteen eighties. The cardinal bishop of autun in france ruled against some slugs that were ruining the estate grounds under his purview. Ordered that for three days announcements be made to the slugs that they were to leave the area or be cursed. They didn't leave so it was game on for the gardeners to get rid of them. On purely legal side of things were the cases against livestock typically for murder. Apparently pigs are just mad for murder at least when it comes to humans and most cases involved them eating the victim whole or in part. This was a time when both animals and children might freely roam through fields and streets and accidents did happen. Pigs may not eat everything as people think but they will taste everything and god help you. If they find out your made of meat it reminds me of a bit from zora. Neale hurston story where the family sow gets into the kitchen where toddlers zora is alone and her mother panics. Even though the sal was less interested in eating. Mrs hurston baby than the other way around evans describes one fairly typical case from thirteen. Seventy nine in which two herds of swine were feeding together. When suddenly three pigs became agitated and charged the swine. Master's son who died from his injuries. All of the pigs from both herds were tried and fort after due process of law were condemned to death on appeal. All but the three instigating piggies were later pardoned. The courts really do seem to have put effort to try animals in the same way they would humans which is less woke than it. Sounds when you remember how readily the death sentence was handed out in those days. I've never tried to hang a pig. But given their incredibly muscular necks. I imagine it doesn't go easily. Also high ranking in the crimes animals could be charged with was bestiality. Although those cases were usually known to go in the animals favor both the human and the animal might be put to death but sometimes the case could be made that the animal was not at fault as it didn't consent to participate in the act so it wasn't punished if they were convicted. The animal might actually be imprisoned with the human who got them in the mess in the first place. In those cases the owner of the animal was charged for the animals care and feeding as a sort of second hand punishment for as much as. I'd like to say that animal. Trials are brutish fossil symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten and i've got stickers for anyone who can identify that movie quote without googling it cases persistently pop up even in more recent times in tennessee in nineteen sixteen. An elephant named. Mary murdered her trainer. The strangest verse of the cell block tango ever and was hanged with crane in nigeria. In two thousand nine a goat was arrested. After a mob of vigilantes told police it was a shape shifting car thief no word on how that case turned out of all the creatures critters and creepy crawlies that plagued late medieval france. None could hold a candle to the weevil ricochets artists not to be confused with the palmetto. Weevil rinca forests fabricius the largest weevil species. You might say are. Eras is the lesser of two evils. Working the first complaint against the insects was made by a group of grape growers in fifteen forty five which resulted in a proclamation for the public to atone for their sins in hopes that the weevils would leave and it worked a generation later though the weevils returned and the town was forced to take them to court lawyer. Antoine filial was appointed the weevils public defender after all. It's hard to carry cash in carapace. So they reason. The weevils wouldn't be able to pay for representation feel argued that his clients had been placed on earth by god along with the food that they needed to survive. And it wasn't the bugs fault at that food happened to belong to some local farmers. The prosecution who i will picture being played by sam waterston and his glorious eyebrows contended that animals are meant to be subordinate to man and the weevils towing the line. The villagers believed their sins. Brought the pests. But the pests were part of god's plan but but humans are supposed to have dominion over animals so they should be able to do with them as they darn well please this back and forth. Stalemate is the central theological paradox of animal trials. Maybe i'll recast the da as linus roache.

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"alonzo" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

07:24 min | 2 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"When i saw him and very time i see him live. It's almost like he gets overwhelmed. That people are singing and he can't continue so it's like million that's different. I guess fucking mature excuses. Don't let them win. Don't be christ singer fucking song. A capital policeman right boy. Come on politics. I wanna see garth brooks can very good life. He's never a sign him like. I've never seen him live. I yes i mean. I want to see him so gary said it. You can overpower the summer no spun. We're doing emotional insurrection. I do love the idea that that's what it is darren that he goes. Let's do it all on my roots. Then the already is takes over these like motherfucker time. I just wanted assume danso does nobody to hear me boots wrong breath. The idea of just being so annoyed got those ropes. He swings around goes ropes to entertain himself. During the are you do. It just goes to and fro three minutes. What about what about this head on fires fucking entertain you. What you need from me. Can i say this is our area. I was going to say that. I like when you're in a theater or a an arena and that happens it could be very like exciting and it feels great when when the whole room is all together on something. It's just not fun to hear a recording of it. It's what i'm saying. That's what the rent is about on the okay. I bought this. Oh you know what i'm like. Garth brooks facially east. Its greatest hits live because it doesn't have a greatest hits on vinyl at the moment and it's like i'll get that and then it's like here comes that stadium singing angelo places. Here comes them. Senior dance haygarth. Do some of the fucking work here. That's the other thing. Don't you could sing the song and then when you get to the second or third chorus let them sing it but if you make the crowd sing a verse you are an asshole. He does this in the middle of thunder rolls thunder. Rosa has that fourth verse that he didn't record and but on the live album he makes a big stink about. You know what's next you know. It's the the fourth verse that nobody wanted. They didn't want me to record it. But we're not gonna listen to them and we're gonna do it here live here. We go and then the fucking audience sings it and assume he's just again. He goes and gets a lasso and ropes a mike stand. I don't know what the shitty does. I think we have the same live album. Actually because everything you're saying. Especially i was very annoyed with the dance because i love the dance. I love it and they're like wait. I bought this to hear him sing it right here. Like nancy from lincoln nebraska. No offense financing his voice. But i'm not. I'm not paying for it. She did her best. Omar routes since you brought james records and tapes and all this kind of stuff when we were doing the Jimmy chooses for jewish choice. Jimmy's choice sorry for ozzy osbourne and think i'd never added this thing Ozzy osbourne and running dirani james. Do yes and. i'm. I'm looking for all these examples of things and there's one where. Do is trying to get the audience to sing something and it turns into like like five minutes of going. Okay okay now you know just you guys over here i want to hear you. There is nothing. I love more than ronnie james dio talking to the audience about all right. Now here's the example. He actually says that at one point now time for you. Guys to sing pairs nags ample on and on and on. It's heaven hell no your turn. And then he's not happy with what they do. We're looking more for this. I'm not gonna elliott opposite of garth brooks. I can listen to renegades give direction on how to sing a song in arena for hours on end. I love it. It's a choir practice. He's like choir practice. It's hundred look a little bit more on the left side here and running speaks in this. He's got a very unique voice so when he's walking you through it. It's the greatest. Here's the example talks like that to maybe you healing. I get the feeling that he's actually going komo. Wait a minute is good for here. Why don't you guys over here do it instead. He's heard laura. He's trying to make the instrument of the auditorium. Were somehow let me here just you now just now do the third your little pitchy. I'm gonna ask you to move over there. Now go get some popcorn. I don't i don't talk in this thing up. at all. you know. Years ago i went to a lionel richie concert and You know when you go to his show and you just hope that they play that one song or that couple you know look. It was my time watching lionel ritchie. I just wanted to here. We are the world. Does she think you're going to show up and sing along. i just. I don't know why. I don't know what right do it. Closing song closest encore. Wow what a friend of mine who left before. We left out at the end of the show before the encore. Where do we have to go in such a hurry. You pay money for those tickets. Why do you. What's the rest of get out of there. Well then i started thinking what if she just always the encores of every show. She's ever good. You missed it. You didn't see it you heard about. Oh no oh no i think. Let's go she drove. It was at the It was an anaheim. So it's not like i could uber from so you saw him like in the last five years. Yeah i saw him around a little longer than average. Yeah i never got to see it. I never thought. I think this friend of mine. She's like an early exeter. Sounds like the person that worries about parking like you. Don't worry about parking if you're watching the show that's percent it's like you paid money for those tickets. Which by the way are not cheap. These days no stay to the very last note and then dilly dally go and leave. What do you gain when you get out of there sooner. Who cares exactly. What are you gonna do right. what are you doing. What are you gonna get in the car to talk about what you just watched. That's all you're gonna do exactly today. You were lucky you here's saw him down to the honda center in anaheim. I saw the hollywood bowl which is an open air venue. So of course. No dancing dancing on the ceiling joke guys. That's what that is in with mariah carey at the hollywood bowl. Yeah that was. A half of that show is rough yes..

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"alonzo" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

05:25 min | 2 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"It's about a five minute survey. It's completely anonymous and it really help us and the sales team you know. We try our best matt night to curate the ads that we do end of the show anyway. this'll be a way for them to get a little head start on certain products that we would never have an interest in because our fan base doesn't like it or find somebody their fan base is more into so we go to mr dot com slash never unfunny and that will help us out and then we'll put the book of lists somewhere is well tweeted out twitter tweet. That seems wrong where we put that link. Yeah that's a good question if we should put it on the Promo links page on the site. Ford is it time does the. Obviously you need it. Within a certain time for says it only takes about five minutes. Garin look at elliot l. You that when did you write. That's an elliot hope. Joking palms california's had a earthquake. They live to that joke so much. Gary i don't know the answer to that. But i assume the survey they will collect the responses at some point. I apologize hanging out. I do have an intranet here. it is it's Where to go. Where did it go that. It's weird to go wild while that's happening mad. I think probably even post that as a As a blog post okay. Now the number of funny site would also be aware handle that things will be true The answer is elliott. garin matter. You'll recall us to listen. None of this. I'm gonna directly entering the ads on how long this thing will last is until we collect enough responses no so indefinitely okay so there we go so it can literally maybe one day. We'll be enough for them to figure out what they want. Maybe three days. But i think that blog or the promo pages by. That's a great time to bring that up by the way that you forgot about a code or something we do now. Have that promo page on the website to go. Oh what was the. The harry's code harry's is on there but my point it is so go check that out at never not funny all right. Listen frank crystal christel. Alonzo's going to be joining us. In fact i wouldn't mind doing a stupid question of the week this week. Let's tweet that out or like to see cristella handle herself with some rapid fire stupid questions. And of course we have oliver's trivia question and We'll get to that In a lot more right after this matt every new year you hear. Hey it's a new year new me right. I do hear that. All the time. And i'm like That's impossible the human body cells only produce every seven years so i don't know personality new do new personality. What new year elderly person more new outlook on life. Okay now i understand. Thank you for explaining. That usually means you'll be picking better habits early trying to be a better person with new thing. Maybe trying new things yes sure. Well that's why i recommend wireless earbuds from con. Go right for that where thought this ad was going. But i can't agree more with the sentiment. That recon earbuds are way to start the year right. I there are. There are few things in this world that i feel very comfortable going. Hey you know. What a great gift blah blah blah. But these ray cons. I could say hey you know what a great gift ray khan and that person will say. Thank you for that suggestion. Yeah they're they're i mean. They're so simple. I you know even if you even if people have other ways of listening to music with their phone or or the you know talking hands-free with their phone. It's still nice to have an extra pair you know like i. I keep mine next to the bed. I use them all the time. But i but it's nice when elisa's fallen asleep and i i there's a video that i wanna watch and i don't want to disturb her pop in the the ray cons they sink. The you know the the bluetooth connects instantly. It's so painless. And easy and boom there you go. It's like you don't have to mess around even when the lights are out because Someone sleeping you can still get. That thing cranked up. Well what. I'll say about that is i had a set of wireless bluetooth earbuds prior to my recons cons. That were a pain in the took us to connect each and every time every every time I've never had a problem with rake on. Is seamless standpoint. Yeah there's they're magic Danielle my beautiful wife. Danielle also has a para. She has the champagne colored ones whatever that had like pain pink or whatever it is I have the black ones so that we don't wear each other's earbuds right and But sometimes you. If you walk into this house you'd see two adults Avoiding conversation these their own worlds right. Yeah well. I mean in a in a lockdown situation like like. We're in los angeles right now. Sometimes you just need a little time to yourself even when there's other people now so why not. And they perform great mad. They got six hours of playtime Water and sweat resisting. Construction bluetooth appears quickly and seamlessly. Listen we've We've talked about this. Before when i say gift by the way that it It's a good recommendation. Forgive it's also great for post holidays. You got a gift card to something. Maybe like when i was a kid. Your grandma grandpa would put a couple of bucks in an envelope and put it on the tree..

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"alonzo" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

07:27 min | 2 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I think the perfectly good conversational response to. It's not not in comedy. May maybe at your your palms meeting when you say that. Then they go home. Look richie is. Isn't he wonderful. I hope he runs again. And then you home and you then you go. Hey i won it the zoom call. I i don't know why you left your house to do you know jimmy. I don't get the premise that makes no sense. I part your joke and tell you how terrible it is because it doesn't make any sense. I'll go what do you need to look at the green screen behind me and be reminded. Who's fucking look. If i don't stand up for myself once in a while jimmy that all i am initially when you choose yes trouble yes i do because i thought it was perfectly fine. I delivered is specifically delivered it without any emphasis. Because i thought the subtle thing would just go by a few people would enjoy it and everybody else would. Just let it well. That's the beauty of podcasts. There's got to be some people who are listening and enjoyed it. But shouldn't one of the three people in the actual conversation have acknowledged. Rejoined it when three guys go. What i genuinely that. That maybe for the first time although. I don't know why it hadn't occurred to me before. I genuinely want to ask you. Have you ever been in the company of people whose brains work like yours and we must see something like that. They're all right. Yeah yes like 'cause. I just feel like fundamentally your brain is different and you you throw things out there as if we're all on that wavelength and we're we're just not i mean it's it's not a value judgment. It's just i just don't that's not how my brain here's here's the thing when i explained it which i didn't expect to have to. You understood what what where it came from like. I mean the the words were there and and matt had just baid a joke about the other side of it. Which was the numbers. Didn't match so. I figured that would be in your brain and to answer your question about. I have no idea. You've you've never had the experience of like. Wow i'm killing in this room right now like everyone have but not because people were specifically different than other people that i'm aware of but i just mean like when i guess what i'm really asking is and i get the guy no the answer from what you said. So you had no inkling that that might not go over when it came to your mind. I didn't think. Here's what i thought. I thought you would hear it and go all right and maybe not laugh. That's that's what i thought was the most likely respond to thoughts on this three. Of course the number one first and foremost matt. We gotta use ziprecruiter immediately to is i. Admittedly elliott thought. You were making a reference to some popular culture thing and so therefore i did not understand it three. I will not deny that. That is a joke that anyone of us would have made on the show specifically me. I will say that. I will say that if somebody says it's lot this it's like that instead of just gives us a lot of trouble. I think with the right delivery in the that joke in the right hands may laugh in fact this is the thought. This is a situation that my brother very often brings up to me. When says something funny and i kind of just And goes what are your fucking comic friends. But it said that you would have laughed. I thought wrong so again. It's it's i think it's the gentleman who's Who was using the tools. Well so here's what i would say. Is that if we're talking that that the delivery didn't land fair enough. I'm going to go delivery. And by the way. And i know i know dare where you're going to go back and watch his videos but i think i think it's delivery. I admit that i needed to be needed to be led to the water. A little bit with the interest with the emphasis. Well now. here's the thing that. I definitely know about what i find funny. Which is if it's if if it's too obvious if i try. Make it too obvious. I feel like i. It's it's desperate. And so i try to do that so so most of my jokes aren't the first thing you think of. You have to take another step that first one though and save us the time. Sounds like that's really what we're looking for here. Well in this case. If i had said what was going to happen had said well i guess that gave us a lot of trouble. That's what i wanted oliver quickly here. This you got to hear this. Elliot's dr out of the park. This a whole run ties back into the baseball. All right this is going to sound like. I'm patting myself on the back but i find myself in movie theaters when we were able to do that. Still I laugh at the joke before it's being told in the movie theater because i know what's coming right. But here's the thing is that is that everybody else going with the. What the fuck are you doing. They don't and then like five seconds later. They do the job that i thought they were going to do. And then the rest of the audience laughs and so so you're just ahead of like that's that's you're just you're too you're too funny your day. We okay you're litter you set. You said you close the bear trap today. Yeah and then halfway through the show you when we opened that happen. Good car crash ellie. Okay yes sir all right sounds like you got a lot of trouble over there yeah writer. That's the writer that guy's got a masters at his shows art. Listen elliott little message there. I i apologize. That i had to the water as well. It's a joke that should have worked and i. I made a conscious choice to be settled by. 'cause 'cause we all understand what happened all right And by the way. I think at the end of the day we all argue joke. Oh i'm i'm i'm with you there. I didn't think believe me. If i had known that we're going to have ten minutes of dissecting it it would not have happened I apologized elliott. I got distracted. I i forgot to shave today. And it looks like beard is growing in by the second. And as i look at my what. That's weird when we started. I didn't see now i do. But the lighter the son have shifted ourselves. Were sudden you went from. It doesn't look like it looked like it was clean shaven to it now. I have all right anyway. I apologize to the viewer that has to look at the rough and the unnecessary zits that are popping up on my face. I don't know why that's happening at fifty four year mask was that probably from wearing I like to think it's exactly that of course it's that. Why did it take me. This fucking figure. I didn't even figure it out. I had to be told of course. It's a mask but an idiot i am. I never had sits around here before. It seemed to happen like last march. They pop up every time. I come back from a walk around that area. My face idiot. What a dummy i am. Hey before we take a break. Let me tell you guys this. We have a Asking a favor of you guys if you could please. 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The new richest person in the world

Reset

05:35 min | 3 months ago

The new richest person in the world

"Richest guy in the world and he's got a problem and he wants our help last week. Elon must tesla. Ceo became the world's richest person. Beating out amazon's jeff bezos for the title. At least for now and now that he's got more money than anyone else on the planet. Musk has a classic mo money moog problem problem trying to figure out how to get rid of some of that money here. Talking about that is rica. It's teddy schlieffer. Hey daddy hey. How's it going good. Let's let's talk about this very specific problem. That eland moscow has that only the world's richest person can have first of all. Let's discuss How rich elon musk is. What's his his wealth. As of today ish so as of today ash it's north of one hundred ninety billion dollars. It's been over two hundred billion dollars for Sometimes this week and it's largely because of this pretty extraordinary run for alonzo. Main company tesla which has seen its stock. Go up seven hundred percent in county or twenty twenty. So he's had an incredible year which has created this this weird phenomenon where late two thousand nineteen elon. Musk was somewhere around. The twenty billion dollars of net worth and suddenly he's a mere twenty million and suddenly his net worth has ten. Fold whatever whatever word you want to use for that And it's been a pretty extraordinary development. And now you had the situation where He's the wealthiest person in the world and it doesn't just mean there's going to be questions about philanthropy but kind of more broadly. I mean the richest person in the world tends to become almost as avatar for american capitalism. Right obviously people laugh who are upset about income inequality they take the richest person in the world which was once bill gates. And then it was. Jeff bezos now. It's going to be on. Musk and that person becomes a symbol for what's wrong with america and there is so a lot is now going to have this. Sort of new level of scrutiny. That he hasn't had up to date and must someone who has a lot of who generates a lot of attention Already people people love his cars. They love his company. They love paying attention to them. They love to hate him so it's not like he he's like wife lower But but it is a new level of scrutiny and this this level of wealth may not stick around right. It's historically stocks that go up seven hundred percent year don't always retain that level so he may go back to being a mere twenty billionaire at some point but for the for the meantime he's the richest person in the world so How much do you think he intends to give away so musk has said that he basically plans to get rid of all the money in some way or another i mean. He said that he wants to spend Half of his money on problems here on earth and half of his money on problems on outside of earth and specifically to develop a civilization on mars. Musk is obviously also the founder of spacex company. That's trying to do interplanetary spaceflight. But musk has also signed the giving pledge which is something that lots of billionaires have signed to give away at least half of their money either in their lifetimes earned their will but taking a step back. This was all when he was much poorer so to speak. I mean this was. This decade can described as poor when he was a millionaire poorer poorer. And look it's not We'll make light of this this problem but there is this age right now in american capitalism where there are extremely wealthy. People who are accumulating assets and they honestly. I don't really know what to do with it right. They almost become asset managers. Where you know they hire family offices that can get pretty big whose job it is is to basically keep the money from at least not depreciating And it does raise questions about. What should this money be doing. Because if it's just sitting there on some wealth management account you know obviously a lot of the reason why billionaires justify being billionaires is this belief that they're gonna do good with the world so don't tax us too highly. Yeah so let's let's let's talk about that. I mean you you've covered this Several times for recode basically the the billionaires have special problem which is difficult for them to give money away and one is explained pretty succinctly that unless they give a lot away. The money keeps accumulating just through sort of basic interest But and i mean it seems like you could solve that by giving more of it away and it seems like a lot of them are paralyzed about sort of not knowing the right way to put it to work and they end up sort of doing nothing yeah So so where do you think. Musk falls in that is is. He fancied himself. Sort of a you know contrarian Does he have a different plan than the average billionaire. Yeah i mean. I think in a lot of ways he at least has a point of view and claims that he is clear eyed about what he wants to do with it right. Lots of billionaires Succumb to what some people call analysis paralysis. The idea that like. I have no idea what to do with the money. So right i'm gonna do nothing and maybe figured out a musk. Obviously he's about fifty years old. And he's maniacally hard worker That's how he stylized himself so he said he basically doesn't have too much time to think about these things but as someone who signed the giving pledge at least in theory should be giving away a hundred billion dollars which would make it bigger than the gates foundation. This could be theoretically if he falls his philanthropic pledges in letter. At least this could be one of the world's most important philanthropies so like the stakes are pretty damn high.

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Ball brothers Lonzo, LaMelo set to square off in NBA matchup

Afternoons with Marcellus & Kelvin

03:48 min | 3 months ago

Ball brothers Lonzo, LaMelo set to square off in NBA matchup

"We're talking about lonzo in the last segment. A little bit and brandon ingram coups mud cetera. But the whole point was that lamelo alonzo are playing. And you don't have a lot of brothers playing against each other. We know the wilkins brothers Played against each other. Obviously the soul brothers have played against each other so this is just another installation of that particular kind of cool fund rivalry that the nba tends to have but we you know we talked a lot about lonzo. What do you think of the mellows. Ceiling is wow. That's a great question Ever since i first saw him like what was it like three years ago now watching plane. Aau it was obvious he was really talented offensive player. So i would say. His silly is attached to his defense. Okay you know. The more he improved bronco on defense to hire his silly goes because even though i think he's a really talented offensive. Play at the reality is. There's not a whole lot of dudes who play his position in the back court. That can't get you them buckets. Right what else you got. And we're waiting to see him. Show us the other aspects of it tastes him from being a talented young player to someone who may be able to lead a team to a french tour championship. So at this point It's a wait and see i need to. I need to spend a liberal time playing ball getting better getting stronger. Before i can tell you where i think is ceiling is going to go because i need to see how strong and how defensive he's going to become yet. Defensively is a big problem. I think big problem right now but it's a big problem for young players especially rookies week or so. You know. it's time for all of them. So i'm not going to hold them to this. But after two seasons if dudes are still blown by him because he's too busy trying to leak out get buckets. Then we know what that is. Yeah look here's ofensive skill set. His passing is ridiculous. Like we already know that that very early on do you think. He has a higher ceiling than lonzo though no not inherently so right well of course. There's always a good defender. There's no question about really answer. Really good rebounder right. And he's equally as good as a passer. So you're asking yourself. We'll lonzo's offense developed faster than lamelo defense. Because that's gap right. There will lonzo's offense develop than I would say lonzo's offenses rounding to form much much better. These last eight months or whatever lamelo defense defense takes a while i feel like guy sometimes go years before they learn to play real. Good defense is that fair or it depends on the coach that should never have conversations with Jj radic over the years and bright before he was drafted. He and i were joking. I was like dude. I love you to be in phoenix. House wins nash. And amari and those guys were rolling. Sounds like do you just be straight buckets. Any overstaying strengthen gundy and you needed to lay defense to play. I needed to pay exactly to play defense for stand right and it was because of that. He's still in the league. I don't know if he was still being the league. If it wasn't for stan forced him to know how to play good defense and he did. He became a very capable defender Even though he's small right even though he you know he he's he's not he's strong for size but he's not like some overwhelming You know person when it comes to his strength but he's really smart. He plays the angles while he plays team defense. Because you're you're right. You're right

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"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

04:17 min | 3 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

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"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

02:24 min | 3 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

"You know we. We knew of the charismatic players. You know we had a running gun team. You know very exciting team. You know very excited. We had this passing game off. It's just wounded in just got to all our all out must and watch winward watch. Tell me this. How was it when you got to miami. How different is that from from. You have been being from. Virginia going to georgetown plant in charlotte. Do you get to my hand like literally on the obviously we all know how miami is different from the was that like a culture shock to you though. So let's see bad once you get a chance to hear for the first time and you're nice d this fresh air really makes you feel like your vacation. That's the funniest thing later. Tang play is is three teams. I play for a while. I felt like being from chicago. Always driving to and from pricing. Like on vacation miami orlando in phoenix. Just the scenery is so different than what we used to grown up around a tree. Is the desert. Cactus palm trees out. I used to always feel so is actually. Yeah steer your beauty you know. That expands cross up. You know all that closed loop beauty and more importantly you know. You got a franchise ear winning french. You know your franchise takes lower fried back to you. Know you got a franchise. Does everything possibly k to make sure that players have everything you eat in order to win. That you know is a wedding netapp. We do each year. We go to each year and it starts at the top bahir rebuilding years which i will. I'll get what we had out.

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"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

01:39 min | 3 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

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"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

01:32 min | 3 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

"Lot of you know because the respected he eh. City a. b. c. d. shrinks worshiping. Right there by being. John somebody call it to out west one always with his pass with his players in dc. He always had is. It was let me ask you this because you hit the same right away in took up. You're saying breaking records and you blew up. So how was that for you after being another one recruit in all of those things you get there and you know what i'm saying. You definitely delivering. How was that that microscope on you. That quick it was so much next. Big tastes great country and be easter but he was the lows. Powerhouse most emphasized competence in the country. That takes time because you know. Y'all p-n specially idiot under biggies day gad kicked off. Espn yeah right so big. Money hedges. Co-founder everybody was so called all so on a roll east often east coast.

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"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

01:42 min | 3 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

"Flew in runs over with way. Try game with dr again off dope blackheart right saying kelly and danny around. So that's what that really gasoline. Five days when i was brought to basketball care. Age of fifteen hundred zero kidnaps always guys. You're working camp. They had the string. Smith came up this school right here. Ask do nothing about this streets. Their iraqis came out in heavy rains. Okay you know musty from the work. My coaches the have me washed his tape of you. the coast to coast me. A high school was a final ellis coach and a coca-cola shootout. It was seven up shootout. Yeah sign louis leah like to watch this tape and studied is take all the time he was like. I want you to watch this. Both sides both sides of the ball blocking the size rebounding scoring. And i used to have to study these types. Do you remember that. Like all the game. That big hype around their game plan against. He's a.

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"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

02:15 min | 3 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Knuckleheads with Quentin Richardson & Darius Miles

"Bay indian river high school. They gotta go gotta legend. I was in another high school that you chose to go or indian river was the high school of your was to tie because area doubted. Stand with that was close to the bay. I lived scott areas. Call lammers strawberry name the area and we literally wall school closely. It's hated about when twenty five minutes walk through. Walk a straight shot. Crowder's were already school so pretty easy debut yet rox school so the debt by twenty five to let me ask you. This us started when she started getting good and and noticing she was pretty like all could be riding. His basketball thing was a great school like early in highschool takeoff. You start clicking all thirteen years. And i got out cease for six five rossi's for thirteen years. Six four dunk indian river recreational said julius. After julius we sculpture to in the ass offer outlet. Okay of and we were planning to guess owner gas james. We will always look game yesterday. They will only physical woods but we were fascinated there. And because i was long outlet lot check out speak up so you know was i came back now and that is to realize it did stretched out bull got dumb ass shot so plenty but after i got my first.

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"alonzo" Discussed on Green Eggs and Dan

Green Eggs and Dan

02:46 min | 4 months ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Green Eggs and Dan

"Black people justified or unjustified are stereotypically stereotype as bad tippers right. You've heard this. Yes you heard this right so when the service is bad i still have to tip well. Because they won't get it that the services bad they get it like. Oh yeah another black guy who don't tip you know what i mean. So i'm trapped. I'm trapped in the tip game on that again. I can't go cheap. I can't go ten percent because the service was bad. You know i'm ryan my whole race here. I gotta go twenty percent minimum. No matter what. And i think they know it. I think they know they got me. And the the the flip side of that is maybe they think. Oh he's black he's not gonna tip well they'll give you a little bit less service because of that and then you twenty percent and then they'll be like but you still got shitty service. I may be paying for the sins of my forefathers. I don't know or you never has that bit. About like like yeah. I don't tip that much at restaurants because we didn't get tip for slavery finally alonzo. I don't think again you're not a huge restaurant guy. But what is the first restaurant that you will go to after points in other than the places like ordering takeout and stuff like that. Like if i go to sit down and eat somewhere i think i may celebrate a stake with morton's i think that might be the move. Yeah yes they house might be to move. Yeah celebrate Yeah i'm with you. I think it needs to be a place that is known for vibe. I think you need a vibe to break this quarantine thing like i missed being a crowded restaurant so much. Yeah i am. I've never been a trendy restaurant guy you know like i'll ride my motorcycle down up and down on pch. And you see nobu right. Yeah and in the parking lot. Always and i'm like i can't imagine trying to get a table there like if it's something where i got you know what i mean like thing. I got the know somebody or dropping. Guess have you eaten there. I was gonna say now. You know someone. If you need a reservation i can hook you up a noble. You need a guy. But now i got a guy and i got a cool guy because because if i had to have con- yeh never go all right well after quarantine. We'll go to nobu on the beach together. I'll be writing writing behind you.

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Ava Movie Review : Jessica Chastain powers this moderately thrilling assassin saga

Press Play with Madeleine Brand

03:27 min | 7 months ago

Ava Movie Review : Jessica Chastain powers this moderately thrilling assassin saga

"I'm Madeleine brand. I am ready to review some films of two of my favorite favorite critics and two of my favorite humans all time alongside early and Dave White film critics for the rap and host of the podcast, Linoleum knife. How you guys Hello. All right. Let's talk first about Eva. Jessica Chastain stars as international assassin, but a job goes wrong. Here is some of the trailer. I know you like Eva. She's a liability. No, she's best to breathe. I recruited her trainers talking She's always been jukes favor, but she's a loose cannon and dangerous of the organization. Alonzo. What did you think so? Yeah, this is, you know, typical international assassin and runs afoul of the corporation. And of course, she must be closed. Um, why is it that only the female international assassins also have family issues, whereas the male international assassins were always completely cut off from their own feelings and from their own families of their own pasts and all that stuff. Really The most interesting stuff about Eva is that a bow, played by Jessica Chastain comes home to Boston, where she has to confront her fractured relationships with her sister, played by just Wexler and her mother, played by Gina Davis. On Of course, Gina Davis was an international female assassin in the long kiss. Good night, so that's a nice little Bow on this, and the scenes between Gina Davis and Jessica Chastain are so crackling in a Confrontational, dysfunctional family cannot away that you kind of wish this had been a confrontational, dysfunctional family movie and not international Super Assasin movie. But I mean, it's a lot of that movie is has been made. It's called What ever happened to Baby Jane? Good points, But I mean, you know the The pieces in this are not bad, like the actual international Super assassin scenes are pretty well done. There's some pretty good action sequences. Maybe Not in like an atomic blonde kind of way. But still like when. When Jessica Chastain gets into a scrap with Colin Farrell or, you know, I mean, John Malkovich even gets into some violence in this movie. Those scenes are kind of fun, but then you gotta shift gears into Ava and her addictions and her family stuff, and it's like The movie is in all the lanes and it doesn't really ever quite nail any of them. So I maybe wish they had. They had taken off one piece of jewelry before leaving the house, you know, either lose one of reds here, Dave. Moments of cool, stabbing and kicking. Alleviating boredom. Unfortunately, they missed this golden opportunity to allow Gina Davis To be revealed. To still be her long kiss Goodnight character, passing the mantle of super assassin. Down to her daughter that they did They do this. They did not do this. Unfortunately, if you're going to make a movie with a plot, as wrote, and by the numbers as this You got to juice it up somehow, You know, it's not. It's not enough that the Jessica Chastain isn't a long red gown. You know, stabbing and kicking and shooting. Okay,

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Basketball Hall Of Famer John Thompson Dies At 78

The Free Agents

00:24 sec | 7 months ago

Basketball Hall Of Famer John Thompson Dies At 78

"It's with a heavy heart that I report. We've lost another basketball icon, legendary Georgetown coach, John Thompson junior known simply as big John Throughout. College. HOOPS has died at age seventy eight. He led Georgetown to the one, thousand, nine, hundred, four, national championship. He was inducted into the Basketball Hall of fame and ninety nine and famously coached future hall of famers Patrick Ewing and Alonzo Mourning and Matombo and Alan

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Joe Rogan Experience

The Joe Rogan Experience

01:59 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Joe Rogan Experience

"Know yeah. He's a bad in a lot of movies. Yeah really good as a bad guy. Come on how do you not watch this look? Easy Comes NO WAY. I'm watching the shooting each other. Yes of course shooting at each other in downtown. La You get to see. The bullet did three hours believing man. Listen time fly by Everybody WHO's out there. I got up next. Thursday may seventh. I'm at the Doing virtual comedy show okay at the nowhere. Comedy Club Dot Com. We're GONNA talk about this. We're talking I'm telling you about earlier yes please check it out though. Nowhere Comedy Club Dot Com. It's what we're talking about. I'm doing comedy from my living room as if there's a crowd and you guys beat a virtual crowd and we'll have a. We'll have a great time with that. Joe I love this man thank you tell me. I'm negative. I'm happy about that here. Isn't it this was fantastic back? You're going to watch biker Boyz because it's in your head now I think I will. It's in your head and you get to work but by no he's GonNa have to see biker boys and you're going to have to see laurence drag racing motorcycle on a farm on a dirt road because that's where you drag race right. Far Monitor okay. I don't WanNa know anymore. What's your instagram? Tell everybody Zo funny everything else. It's at Alonzo Boden. So it's only instagram. That so far only and notebooks. We didn't even get to talk about that. We're both in that. We love so many people. Love that to see what we did. At the beginning we were bad. But I wasn't biker. Boyz bad I'M GONNA I'm GonNa Watch it. How did I not get sick? You'RE GOING TO BE HOUSE ALONZO. Not In this movie. Thank you man. Thank you.

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"alonzo" Discussed on Thoroughbred Racing Radio Network

Thoroughbred Racing Radio Network

01:30 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Thoroughbred Racing Radio Network

"But Absolutely when it comes to building tickets You can't beat exotic betting Goss. I appreciate it and we will We'll talk soon and I don't know what I'm GonNa see Ya. I wish I would have seen you this winter but We'll see you soon enough. Sounds Good Steve? Thanks Gus Alonzo everybody. Bogey nine hundred sixty seven on your twitter and gus of course from day. One House handicapper without the racist. WanNa thank him. And Seth Hammer make it his way home and sit. Fernando already made his way Frisco Tilak. Who's doing Yeoman's work at fodder. For knits out factor. Good luck today if you're playing When when gus gets that written up I'll put it up at our website. The the pick five pick four Gulfstream. All right but it up at at the races back with you tomorrow. Thursday edition Tony Askin. Rejang and more stay safe. Stay Healthy Sykes Charlie. Bird dog killer..

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Starbucks, Apple shutter stores in China amid coronavirus crisis

Rush Limbaugh

01:48 min | 1 year ago

Starbucks, Apple shutter stores in China amid coronavirus crisis

"Apple Starbucks and I kia have all closed all their stores in China shopping malls in China are deserted delta United American Luton's of British Airways they've all canceled their flights to China since the virus was confirmed on January twentieth the biggest China E. T. F. this is an exchange traded fund that invests in Chinese companies that number one in size China ETF is down eleven percent U. S. airline stocks are down seven percent oil prices are down thirteen percent the Dow Jones industrial average started off this year fabulous hit a record an all time high on January seventeenth since then given it all back okay folks we gotta get a grip now I talked about this a little bit last week a little bit humorously was my attempt with the Alonzo Boden click you can listen to last week shelf you Mister Scott original into com download the podcast but we've got to get a grip we have to ask ourselves rationally logically impact here Eckley academically what does the corona virus mean for the global economy let's not just assume that everything is going to result in economic disaster and please are fine I have to say this I said it last week but I guess I should say it again I am talking here only about the money I'm only talking about the finances the economy I'm not talking about the human toll which as of course we all know the far more important toll

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Proposed federal law seeks to limit skyrocketing salaries of college coaches

The Paul Finebaum Show

10:06 min | 1 year ago

Proposed federal law seeks to limit skyrocketing salaries of college coaches

"Well anyway. I I call one of your stories. He's just week. We're talking about salaries and congress trying to put a cap on things and you. Did I think a an amazing. I don't know how you doug all this up. A deep dive live into the evolution of coaching salaries. Take us through that process. Yeah I one of the one of the most interesting thing about college. Football is how in twenty twenty I guess in our in our myopic nature point twenty we think that we all have these like little arguments novel discussion Russia. We've been doing this thing for one hundred fifty years at this point in time there are quite a bit of things that just are not new and some of that is complaining about too many bowl games but another one of those things is talking about how coaching salaries are way too high. I mean it's it's it has quite literally almost almost always been like this. I mean Amos Alonzo Stagg at Chicago making six thousand dollars in eighteen eighteen ninety two now I went back and use the consumer price report and price some of these salaries out in you know twenty eighteen at the time buying power. And you know. That's six thousand dollars. Amazon does stag was making then was worth like a hundred and sixty thousand dollars back in eighteen. Ninety two there has always been this separation between what highly paid college. Football coaches made Versus what the Common Man Colombian mix. You know I'll I'll bring it to your audience and hit them home like bear Bryant when he's doing. Brian show that that famous Sunday highlight show That that became formative so formative for a lot of Alabama fans. He wasn't doing that just out of the good report he was because he was getting paid there Bryan getting in pay. That's why I thought he. I thought you said he was a benevolent. So I believe you remember this because you weren't born but he also had to Eat the potato chips and drink cocoa which by the way had bourbon in it. Yes absolutely I mean like bear. Bryant was Bear Bryant was cheering the back right now. Yeah so I find it amazing we we. We had a professor on earlier who who was very much a part of the Donna? Shalala Team Wanting to limit coaching Ching salaries so When did they make the big turn? When did they start going? I mean as as some of the critics say out of control to me. It really doesn't matter what any of these guys make but TAKE A. When was the big turn? I think they really and truly exploded in the nineteen eighties because in the nineteen eighties. That's when that Supreme Court hate happened with like Georgia Oklahoma and you know they got. TV rights You know they divorced the TV rights from the NCAA and schools colleges then became able to go. She ate television rights As entertaining defended themselves. Obviously than we get into the CFO era and BCS. And what we have now where the SEC. Disperse what was it. Six hundred and fifty some odd the million dollars yesterday give or take a few million yeah To all fourteen member schools. I mean look. The bedrock of this cannot be overstated. The bedrock bedrock of this is this when you as an Athletic Department at Florida Alabama at Lsu is Florida state when you do not have to pay your labor force when you do not have to compensate you or athletes. That money has to go somewhere now. That money goes to beyond coaching salaries. I mean that's the facilities race that is everything. Everything that makes these college will programs at opulent as they can be obviously a really really big part of the PIE now. Is Coaching salaries. Now Coaching coaching salaries the early eighties. That's stuff starts to get reported. That's my really really starts coming into Coming into the sport in a way that it had really really before that By the time you get through the mid nineties Florida's paying Steve Spurrier the one of the first billion dollar contracts so that he doesn't jump to the NFL at that time honestly the NFL itself explodes. You've got that competition. So it's it's the competition that that spurs in any industry the street Salaries and money and will lose those things but the early eighties. I think is where we can really pinpoint when college athletics kind of started growing up from a from a fiscal standpoint talking to Richard Johnson from a better society in now we all know what is going on. I'm interested where were you. Were you sit on this. Because the the so called Donna. Shalala proposal We heard Professor Ridpath on this would would curtail a lot of things I find find. It somewhat amusing chancellors and presidents at Private Schools More so than public schools making. I'm five six million dollars a year We have an offensive and defensive coordinator is making major seven figure salaries I know is a highly paid journalists. Where we're we're are you on what Shola is is attempting to to do at least down one lane in Congress right. I think you have a good point. the the facilities boom and the salary boom of coaches collect directors and the things that we coach Sports Mirror. That of what we see on the institutional side at a lot of these verses and I think that is one thing thing that really gets lost you know like you said like g Foreign President of like West Virginia. Like these guys make guys and girls make six figures seven figures. There is a lot of money in higher education in the United States at the highest levels. college athletics is it is not an outlander But like studies have shown time and time again going back thirty forty fifty years that when your football all team is good when your basketball team is good It becomes you know they always say that is the front porch of the university. Admissions skyrocket when athletics. Do well and that is. Why a lot of these University of course than anything else I think? Put Up with and we'll pay out the nose for Nick Sabin or Jim Harbaugh or a Davos. We or whatever I think the dirty secret is is the weight from Ro a lot of these endowments in some of these very popular. Schools would shrink a lot more than people wanNA realize. No I mean just look around. I mean boone pickens. She died recently. I mean the the amount of money that he put into Oklahoma state and I don't I don't mean to disparage Oklahoma state in stillwater Oklahoma. Oh my been there. And if you haven't Richard Make sure that you put that on your bucket list. Wouldn't it wouldn't have had that type of money And and a lot of these Jerry Jones. He's given to the University of Arkansas. You can go down the list And I mean and it's because of one thing we're trying to win in in in college football or basketball depending on on on where you live and what part of the country you're in. Yeah absolutely I saw a stew. MANDL's works in the for pretty athletic. He He has a college pat column and somebody asked him Ten million dollars. What would you do with it to build a staff? And I look the question and I was like look man if you WANNA compete with Alabama Lsu Clemson Oklahoma Ohio state. You need more your salary. You Pool has to be bigger than ten million dollars. I mean on on its face. You'RE GONNA have to pay a coach at that level. Five five and a half six six billion dollars. You'RE GONNA have to pay your coordinators eight hundred nine hundred thousand dollars because Dave Aranda was was pulling such a salaried Lsu a few atmosphere necessarily because he was such town defensive coordinator which he is but it was because one opinions coordinator so that the only job job they'll leave for is a G. Five or or power five kids coaching job. It's got bulletproof coordinators. I WANNA lose them. I don't want to take collateral. If they leave me they gotta take step up so okay. You're paying both your coordinators Like one point eight billion dollars between the two. That's like eight million dollars. Just gone to the head coach in coordinators. Now you're in another like five million dollars higher director staff your eight assistant coaches which is all right. That's your ten assistant coaches You want to compete with Georgia Alabama. All right we'll have a party because you have to fill out the rest of those staffs with analysts. We assist tense You know you gotTa have a staff of three saw guys kind of the shadow. Coaching staff that that Alabama kind of those famous or infamous. No matter how how are depending on which by the fence you went on but You know it takes money to keep up with the Joneses and it takes a lot of line really want we national championship. Always great to have you on Richard other than chicken. What's the what's the second most favorite food that you'll be serving the super bowl party Sunday lady a friend is bringing some guacamole? She'll be homemade guacamole. I'm not a big block fan but you know you know how this you gotta try say like it. So that'll that'll it'll be my My side dish. I cannot wait I if I'm in the neighborhood I'll just drop Bil- bring some bring bring a some some fruit cake leftover from Christmas. I couldn't give away Gringa fruitcake. Brings some cold ones man. I'll have seat for you right on the couch next to meatball. Thank you great. Great to talk to you again come back soon. Have you

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

13:01 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Socks didn't like slingshot. I wasn't about it. I I had fun with the slingshot and I've done the one that I'm not crazy about Canam. Nah that's a snowmobile on the street. I'm not about that. Well you know who they sell them to. They sell them the car people. That's who my car people who WanNa feel the motorcycle experience or guys who and women who can't hold up a motorcycle intersex. Yeah or like they get older. You have knee problems or bad hip and you can't wake up. Yeah so I I mean look. If you're a hand if you have a handicap all right fine I get it but I I guess it's better than one of those harleys with the trike. We probably is so I got a buddy. He's a big time touring guy and is that A. He told me he said the Harley's and a gold wings with the two wheels in the back are inherently unstable like those three wheel. ATV's band but the Canam Cam will not tip over and said that's why he thinks the key that's why he believes in the CAN. Am I gotTA truck drivers the Morgan Three Wheeler. Because the Morgan Three Wheeler is like. It's like a fucking World War One Spitfire. You know what I mean because that Harley engine and the pipe comes right by you you and like Plop pulsing right here. Probably not you know. And you're looking over these sort of pontoon fenders moving and it's just it's totally unique. The slingshot to me. It's like Oh yeah. This is definitely bill by company that builds squads and not sports cars. Yeah although to slingshot the first time I drove it I thought it handled pretty good for For what is it okay. I just don't I just don't think it's that fun. Considering the fact that if you get into an accident one you are fully dead. But here's the thing and this is what you have to remember. You're used to motorcycles. Yes and real sports cars so if your own but if you're only used to cars the slingshot shot becomes a whole different because it gets you closer to the motorcycle riding out in the air and you've got a crazy power to weight ratio. You know those are things visa. This is what I say about stuff like that. You rent it. You don't buy a thousand percent. Why drove the slingshot? I was like this This is a fifty dollar an hour rent out in Vegas. You're Ron vacation somewhere. And is a sling shot and you rent it. Spend a day. I'll drive a lap around Saint Thomas. That's what it's for and you have a great daytime would it. It's like a modern Fiat. Jolly if you buy one then you're like man like like look at the price of use slingshots like Utah about depreciation appreciate it. I know it's funny that you bring up. The here's the question. Do I look in cars and trucks or motorcycles. Not Polaris slingshot cars. I've never once looked up the price of a used slingshot. Here's a twenty sixteen for fifteen grand with sixty two hundred miles on it right and that was thirty grand new Yeah I think it was twenty four. Yeah so it's It's definitely cheaper. Yeah still not worth it. Sixteen grand gets you you better MIATA. He's asking six point Lonzo. Very good point asking sixteen. What about this was something that came up? So buddy post it. I think it was on July optic and I was laughing. I said has anyone ever paid asking price on craigslist. NOPE NOT MY my my roommate. Vinnie got a two thousand and one Infiniti q x four member that Finnity is pathfinder the last year ear of that with one hundred and thirty thousand miles on it one owner two thousand dollars more. It's and it's he drove it home. It's Nice it's really nice actually Yeah the last time you here. I think you came by Daling e ninety two M three sedan. Yes do you still have that card. Oh that was nice clever beautiful yes alright car. So I'll tell you my story for one thing I have. I have no attention span when it gets caught. Oh that's nice. Yeah get one of those. And I don't have room or money to collect so I trade and swats one time for you so you know. I went from that back to an X.. X Six but this was in twenty eleven. I had a murdered out x six and this is before anyone had anything murdered out just completely flat black wrapped oft black wheels. The whole thing I pull up to my dry cleaners and the girls who worked at eight you know eighteen twenty one while you just bought the bat mobiles and I never never thought of that but I was like yeah I did. Didn't I write so I go up to A friend of mine. Marcus Miller Brilliant Jazz Bass player. He's he's playing at the Hollywood bowl. I go up to the show and I pull up into the into the back. Parking is and he's like man. I got a new Porsche Turbo. I'm thinking everyone's GonNa WanNa see my portion. I roll up behind some has hole in this bad as black uh-huh W and it's bucking Alonzo Parker again. That was great. But it's funny. You mentioned m three because I just got got a about three months ago. The last of the M three The last of the last version m three so I gotTa See Fa Faa Oh cool CS. I got an incredible deal on it. I love when I find someone as crazy as me. The the guy the guy had picked it up on a lease right and he had it for like three months and then he told me he got a GT three three so he wanted to get rid of it. So I took over his lease. He put down a big money because this lease was so beliefs priced like my monthly payment was so low dealers dealers. Were like mealy dealers like I don't know how you got it at that. He's put down like twenty thirty or something had to so did you. Did you do it through like swap. Op Elise Oh really normally go. You normally always look at. I look at least I don't always do it. But I've looked on there I've I've taken over and gotten rid of a few leases on their very cool way to get a car. It's interesting isn't it years pitch for those who've never heard of it it's people who if you lease a car and then you decide you don't like it or I can't keep it or whatever you're basically fucked you are. There's no cheap easy way to end. That and swap elise helps people who are maybe looking for a shorter term car a year to three years. You could. You could get take over someone's lease and potentially you. You know you take over their payments but like Alonzo said Maybe you you get the value of their down. Payment take over the monthly payments it. Here's what you should never do the hard way I co-signed with my sister I'll Har- she which she leased and then wanted out of on swap lease the complications of cosigner on a swap. Elise there was like a six month long disaster. They don't doing it and you also have to look at the company because a friend told me that would porsche. When you do a swap? Elision your still on the hook. If that person Zain flakes which is good at all so you really have to check which company BMW Day and only because they did it they charge you two hundred fifty dollar fee we to do the credit check and it is a work transfers transfer to lease which is cool but anyway it's a nice. It's a really nice car is great. I'm loving this car car. Yeah I'm loving his car all dual clutch. They're all the which I am happy with dual clutch. I'm not one of these. People live in traffic land. Circle like I gotTa Have Emmanuel. I'm like no you don't do. Clutch is better than you. Now I'll tell you where I wish. I had Emmanuel my other car. My daily driver now is a the J. C. W. Mini countryman interesting. It's gotten automatic. And I wish it had to be but finding one of those that are six-speed adjacent eight. Hundred contract is not common. They did make them. But it's really a Unicorn car because first of all they didn't make not many people buying JC w countryman now and then to to get it with the six speed is another layer pretty much had to buy either an express car press. Mars might be yeah. Do you like that thing love it. It's actually kind of a good city car. It's a great ban all kind of room in it. It's fun to drive. 'cause it's a mini it. Yeah it works and the new minis you know from like eighteen on their. BMW's now basically sonics and stuff like it's more fun x one right. Yeah well the excellent sucks. Now it's not about the old diverse gen-x I I had one. Those were fast. They've told you about. I had one with a six feet. Yeah that were where bad ass card. That was an M. Yeah you with a little like two parts and a two year run in like four hundred fifty horsepower. One of those things that was a blast but but so to many is a daily driver and then the CS is the car And it's it works. You know exam three is a daily on it. Surely there's nothing about daily it's got I like to 'em three better than the m five. I agree the new M.. Five kinda sucks. It's too big and floaty and Numb Barry Numb. It's it's a muscle car. It's a big super fash. Straight Line car with six hundred horsepower. Great it but when it comes to driving living in handling the m three works better than three. Isn't that much smaller inside. It's not the size of an e thirty nine five so it's not like you're making a big big sacrifice in comfort or utility to get the m three which is a much more fun car to drive yeah drawn seat. Room is almost exactly the same. I drove the eight and I didn't like the eight it on the eight again. It floats if if I was doing enough. I'm running back and forth from Vegas to L. A. Every Week Then and I'd get an eight. Yeah because it's A. It's a highway cruiser. Do Dr do you drive two gigs. To when you go throw in California Nevada Arizona I drive. Yeah it's like you give yourself like a six hour cutoff. Basically like hundred mile cut off because I love it I love being out and driving but but time wise. Yeah like yeah I would love to drive to Dallas but I ain't got no and honestly it's it's not like that's a great bribe. No you do it once. It's in the attic I've done it. Yeah Yeah what are you know as you've been around do you are you. Are you crunch time. Do you have an hour an hour and a half an hour. Good we we can go to a four. Okay all right cool all right. We got a couple of questions from the audience. Let's get to some of them Jason says getting super chat for the last STA couple for Lonzo has got crews Jason says I got flown to Sacramento to work in a TV. Show anything car related to do in Sacramento or the bay area There's a great Sacramento Auto Museum It's a little older school but it's got some really nice stuff. It's run by really nice. People Thunder Hill Thunder Hill has take our from Sacramento. And some I did and I don't know if it's still there but it was cool as hell data slot car place. Oh in Sacramento. Yeah Love Old Schwartz. Like old all schools slot cars would like to six lane big. Yeah Electric that. That was used to do that. Shit back in the day when I was a kid. Yeah and They had those ones that are like the Finn Cars. Yeah wing cars are crazy fast. There really fast those lights your hand if you. I don't know if the place is still there but I did do slot car racing up there. That was fun. Slot cars are fun. Have conversations with the old nerds hang Dante's what's wrong with everything since one thousand nine hundred seventy five it all went bad. Seventy five Lonzo love seeing you and why we ride. And that was fun What's why we ride? Why we ride? I was a great documentary about why we ride motorcycles. And what I loved in it what I loved about it so when they asked me to do it. You Know I. I do a lot like doing this. podcast right and doing various things they asked me to do so they do. Do this thing about motorcycles and I said yes. Sure we're GONNA come to the garage bubba it. It is cinematic beautiful. It is the only thing I've seen. That really captures what it's like to be on a motorcycle. All right and everything dirt. Bikes street bikes touring racing. They talked to all different people from a family. That goes dirt biking together to pro racers and stuff. I the line and I am famous for in why we ride as you know. We were talking about road racing. I said Yeah when I'm dragging my elbow that's just.

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

The Smoking Tire

13:01 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Smoking Tire

"Socks didn't like slingshot. I wasn't about it. I I had fun with the slingshot and I've done the one that I'm not crazy about Canam. Nah that's a snowmobile on the street. I'm not about that. Well you know who they sell them to. They sell them the car people. That's who my car people who WanNa feel the motorcycle experience or guys who and women who can't hold up a motorcycle intersex. Yeah or like they get older. You have knee problems or bad hip and you can't wake up. Yeah so I I mean look. If you're a hand if you have a handicap all right fine I get it but I I guess it's better than one of those harleys with the trike. We probably is so I got a buddy. He's a big time touring guy and is that A. He told me he said the Harley's and a gold wings with the two wheels in the back are inherently unstable like those three wheel. ATV's band but the Canam Cam will not tip over and said that's why he thinks the key that's why he believes in the CAN. Am I gotTA truck drivers the Morgan Three Wheeler. Because the Morgan Three Wheeler is like. It's like a fucking World War One Spitfire. You know what I mean because that Harley engine and the pipe comes right by you you and like Plop pulsing right here. Probably not you know. And you're looking over these sort of pontoon fenders moving and it's just it's totally unique. The slingshot to me. It's like Oh yeah. This is definitely bill by company that builds squads and not sports cars. Yeah although to slingshot the first time I drove it I thought it handled pretty good for For what is it okay. I just don't I just don't think it's that fun. Considering the fact that if you get into an accident one you are fully dead. But here's the thing and this is what you have to remember. You're used to motorcycles. Yes and real sports cars so if your own but if you're only used to cars the slingshot shot becomes a whole different because it gets you closer to the motorcycle riding out in the air and you've got a crazy power to weight ratio. You know those are things visa. This is what I say about stuff like that. You rent it. You don't buy a thousand percent. Why drove the slingshot? I was like this This is a fifty dollar an hour rent out in Vegas. You're Ron vacation somewhere. And is a sling shot and you rent it. Spend a day. I'll drive a lap around Saint Thomas. That's what it's for and you have a great daytime would it. It's like a modern Fiat. Jolly if you buy one then you're like man like like look at the price of use slingshots like Utah about depreciation appreciate it. I know it's funny that you bring up. The here's the question. Do I look in cars and trucks or motorcycles. Not Polaris slingshot cars. I've never once looked up the price of a used slingshot. Here's a twenty sixteen for fifteen grand with sixty two hundred miles on it right and that was thirty grand new Yeah I think it was twenty four. Yeah so it's It's definitely cheaper. Yeah still not worth it. Sixteen grand gets you you better MIATA. He's asking six point Lonzo. Very good point asking sixteen. What about this was something that came up? So buddy post it. I think it was on July optic and I was laughing. I said has anyone ever paid asking price on craigslist. NOPE NOT MY my my roommate. Vinnie got a two thousand and one Infiniti q x four member that Finnity is pathfinder the last year ear of that with one hundred and thirty thousand miles on it one owner two thousand dollars more. It's and it's he drove it home. It's Nice it's really nice actually Yeah the last time you here. I think you came by Daling e ninety two M three sedan. Yes do you still have that card. Oh that was nice clever beautiful yes alright car. So I'll tell you my story for one thing I have. I have no attention span when it gets caught. Oh that's nice. Yeah get one of those. And I don't have room or money to collect so I trade and swats one time for you so you know. I went from that back to an X.. X Six but this was in twenty eleven. I had a murdered out x six and this is before anyone had anything murdered out just completely flat black wrapped oft black wheels. The whole thing I pull up to my dry cleaners and the girls who worked at eight you know eighteen twenty one while you just bought the bat mobiles and I never never thought of that but I was like yeah I did. Didn't I write so I go up to A friend of mine. Marcus Miller Brilliant Jazz Bass player. He's he's playing at the Hollywood bowl. I go up to the show and I pull up into the into the back. Parking is and he's like man. I got a new Porsche Turbo. I'm thinking everyone's GonNa WanNa see my portion. I roll up behind some has hole in this bad as black uh-huh W and it's bucking Alonzo Parker again. That was great. But it's funny. You mentioned m three because I just got got a about three months ago. The last of the M three The last of the last version m three so I gotTa See Fa Faa Oh cool CS. I got an incredible deal on it. I love when I find someone as crazy as me. The the guy the guy had picked it up on a lease right and he had it for like three months and then he told me he got a GT three three so he wanted to get rid of it. So I took over his lease. He put down a big money because this lease was so beliefs priced like my monthly payment was so low dealers dealers. Were like mealy dealers like I don't know how you got it at that. He's put down like twenty thirty or something had to so did you. Did you do it through like swap. Op Elise Oh really normally go. You normally always look at. I look at least I don't always do it. But I've looked on there I've I've taken over and gotten rid of a few leases on their very cool way to get a car. It's interesting isn't it years pitch for those who've never heard of it it's people who if you lease a car and then you decide you don't like it or I can't keep it or whatever you're basically fucked you are. There's no cheap easy way to end. That and swap elise helps people who are maybe looking for a shorter term car a year to three years. You could. You could get take over someone's lease and potentially you. You know you take over their payments but like Alonzo said Maybe you you get the value of their down. Payment take over the monthly payments it. Here's what you should never do the hard way I co-signed with my sister I'll Har- she which she leased and then wanted out of on swap lease the complications of cosigner on a swap. Elise there was like a six month long disaster. They don't doing it and you also have to look at the company because a friend told me that would porsche. When you do a swap? Elision your still on the hook. If that person Zain flakes which is good at all so you really have to check which company BMW Day and only because they did it they charge you two hundred fifty dollar fee we to do the credit check and it is a work transfers transfer to lease which is cool but anyway it's a nice. It's a really nice car is great. I'm loving this car car. Yeah I'm loving his car all dual clutch. They're all the which I am happy with dual clutch. I'm not one of these. People live in traffic land. Circle like I gotTa Have Emmanuel. I'm like no you don't do. Clutch is better than you. Now I'll tell you where I wish. I had Emmanuel my other car. My daily driver now is a the J. C. W. Mini countryman interesting. It's gotten automatic. And I wish it had to be but finding one of those that are six-speed adjacent eight. Hundred contract is not common. They did make them. But it's really a Unicorn car because first of all they didn't make not many people buying JC w countryman now and then to to get it with the six speed is another layer pretty much had to buy either an express car press. Mars might be yeah. Do you like that thing love it. It's actually kind of a good city car. It's a great ban all kind of room in it. It's fun to drive. 'cause it's a mini it. Yeah it works and the new minis you know from like eighteen on their. BMW's now basically sonics and stuff like it's more fun x one right. Yeah well the excellent sucks. Now it's not about the old diverse gen-x I I had one. Those were fast. They've told you about. I had one with a six feet. Yeah that were where bad ass card. That was an M. Yeah you with a little like two parts and a two year run in like four hundred fifty horsepower. One of those things that was a blast but but so to many is a daily driver and then the CS is the car And it's it works. You know exam three is a daily on it. Surely there's nothing about daily it's got I like to 'em three better than the m five. I agree the new M.. Five kinda sucks. It's too big and floaty and Numb Barry Numb. It's it's a muscle car. It's a big super fash. Straight Line car with six hundred horsepower. Great it but when it comes to driving living in handling the m three works better than three. Isn't that much smaller inside. It's not the size of an e thirty nine five so it's not like you're making a big big sacrifice in comfort or utility to get the m three which is a much more fun car to drive yeah drawn seat. Room is almost exactly the same. I drove the eight and I didn't like the eight it on the eight again. It floats if if I was doing enough. I'm running back and forth from Vegas to L. A. Every Week Then and I'd get an eight. Yeah because it's A. It's a highway cruiser. Do Dr do you drive two gigs. To when you go throw in California Nevada Arizona I drive. Yeah it's like you give yourself like a six hour cutoff. Basically like hundred mile cut off because I love it I love being out and driving but but time wise. Yeah like yeah I would love to drive to Dallas but I ain't got no and honestly it's it's not like that's a great bribe. No you do it once. It's in the attic I've done it. Yeah Yeah what are you know as you've been around do you are you. Are you crunch time. Do you have an hour an hour and a half an hour. Good we we can go to a four. Okay all right cool all right. We got a couple of questions from the audience. Let's get to some of them Jason says getting super chat for the last STA couple for Lonzo has got crews Jason says I got flown to Sacramento to work in a TV. Show anything car related to do in Sacramento or the bay area There's a great Sacramento Auto Museum It's a little older school but it's got some really nice stuff. It's run by really nice. People Thunder Hill Thunder Hill has take our from Sacramento. And some I did and I don't know if it's still there but it was cool as hell data slot car place. Oh in Sacramento. Yeah Love Old Schwartz. Like old all schools slot cars would like to six lane big. Yeah Electric that. That was used to do that. Shit back in the day when I was a kid. Yeah and They had those ones that are like the Finn Cars. Yeah wing cars are crazy fast. There really fast those lights your hand if you. I don't know if the place is still there but I did do slot car racing up there. That was fun. Slot cars are fun. Have conversations with the old nerds hang Dante's what's wrong with everything since one thousand nine hundred seventy five it all went bad. Seventy five Lonzo love seeing you and why we ride. And that was fun What's why we ride? Why we ride? I was a great documentary about why we ride motorcycles. And what I loved in it what I loved about it so when they asked me to do it. You Know I. I do a lot like doing this. podcast right and doing various things they asked me to do so they do. Do this thing about motorcycles and I said yes. Sure we're GONNA come to the garage bubba it. It is cinematic beautiful. It is the only thing I've seen. That really captures what it's like to be on a motorcycle. All right and everything dirt. Bikes street bikes touring racing. They talked to all different people from a family. That goes dirt biking together to pro racers and stuff. I the line and I am famous for in why we ride as you know. We were talking about road racing. I said Yeah when I'm dragging my elbow that's just.

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Jon Batiste on Working With Stephen Colbert on 'The Late Show'

The Frame

03:18 min | 1 year ago

Jon Batiste on Working With Stephen Colbert on 'The Late Show'

"Start with a pianist and composer Jon Batiste. He's the bandleader for the late. Show Oh with Stephen Colbert John. He and Colbert. I met in two thousand fourteen when Batiste was actually a guest on Stevens old comedy. Thirty central show the Colbert report. Thank you Mr Battiste for being here Yeah all right you are here right. I'm right are you alive on the planet right now. They can in there all right now New Orleans jazz musician your work cross musical boundaries you worked with the Prince Lenny. Kravitz Wynton Marsalis your featured in spike. Lee's Red Hook summer and the HBO Series Tra may was based in part on your family. Are you the one with the dragons is that your family is Honestly I wasn't familiar with Steven or the Colbert report. And he wasn't familiar with me on my music and we met and there was just a spark that was something deeper and We aligned on a lot of different things in terms of what he really loved about comedy and how it can really bring people together together we can speak to something that is is tied to our humanity. If people watched the show they might hear ten in twelve seconds of song. But if you're in the house you're hearing a whole performance of peace and you're doing what four or five songs every day for the show yes about five or six songs As the opening theme and closing thing which I composed and we played every night and then there the bumpers that happened between acts and we have to act comedy one being the monologue want being a desk comedy piece and then we have two guests typically night and then and maybe a music guest so between all those acts and also walking on each guest. We play Stevens really open to give me the opportunity to just do whatever it is that I WANNA do. So we'll play all types of music on the show from video game music to Beethoven to Classic Jazz to top forty thirty two drake. I mean it. It ranges gentleman. We have a special guest joining us tonight. He has the Blues Jazz Club. Jaw the vocal stylings of former ambassador. Marie you'll find a bit with. Our Ukraine policy has been thrown into disarray. I do not understand Mr Giuliani's motives for attacking. How could our system fail like this? It's very intimidating. Wait a minute. President trump just tweeted at you every jazz club. Marie Ivanovich goes to turns bad. The what a jerk. Whatever we really bring to the show come from our life experiences Johnny Carson said this and he said to Letterman? Who then told it to Stephen? which is you gonNA bring everything we know to a show like this and you do everything you know and jazz is something that I do? So this a way for us to speak to what's happening in the world in comedies with Steven does it comes together on the

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Frame

The Frame

10:33 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Frame

"My family. I'm the only one that doesn't have a super thick thicke Mexican accent. My oldest brother. He was born in Mexico and he's got like a stereotypical accent. This guy sounds like like Taco. You know what I mean. He's just like a SISTER YOU WANNA go get something to eat. I'm like well we could do that or would you like to see what's behind door number number three come on you know when you were watching. TV listening to music. And then when you go off to high school was there or a time when you started realizing that what you could share as performer made people laugh. I actually found out that I could entertain people with my mom. My mom was an undocumented Woman from Mexico who spent I would say about twenty years of her life trying to get her resident alien card and I always say the name of it. Because I want people to know what it's called the resident alien cart coming from a background like that. If you're not familiar with it you really don't understand wooded entails to be undocumented here my mom never got to see your family again and I would see my mom very sad at times and as as a kid. I never wanted her to be sad so I started making her laugh whenever I saw her face and it was this connection that I had but started with my mom that actually allowed me to always try to find the person but look the saddest or that had the roughest this time and try to entertain them. Because that was all I could afford to give which was myself in I think that's kind of how a still treat comedy. I WanNa ask you about your Shoukri Stella and how that came about and you share some of the stories stories about it in the book when you look back in writing a book about that experience do you remember it differently now that you have perspective now that I you look back on it I look at I look back on it in a different experience. Because it's been so many years that you also gather new information and time evolves and then you realize that what was has really never was the way that it was presented to you. I don't regret anything any feelings and thoughts any decisions. Nothing that I made but I do look back and realize that People that love the show. I think really loved the the story of the show having known what happened in having time passed I realized that When people ask me if I will ever ever bring the show back I always say It would be absolutely impossible because that would mean working with people that tried to ruin my dream from the get-go do you think the world has changed in any way. Do you think that there is a openness to understanding and representing different cultures different stories. It hasn't changed. Representations still sucks will always suck if we still have the same gatekeepers same same taste makers in powers position. All we get to do is find new ways of exploiting a culture. I'll tell the story cory. I did a panel at the Ford Foundation in Twenty fifteen where The show the show just been canceled and I was doing a panel about diversity of course and I was doing it with my friend Jeff Yang. WHO's a kid? Hudson is on fresh off the boat. And we're talking about our experiences you you know with the network Blah Blah Blah. And he goes I because his show is still on the air and he talks about how lovely everybody is and Blah Blah Blah. And then after he he was done I had the opposite experience to you and then I realized when he spoke that year ahead of casting for ABC and the head of comedy comedy development. We're both Asian women so they understood what the show was trying to do. It was personal. And that's what we need. We need the personal ties. There was no Latino in charge of anything when I had my show and when people talk about like you know oh but we have these opportunities and more diversity more representation again. It's what I call agenda Porn. It's these issues that we come up with that or now hot topic which we gather from the media so it's like what is the media showing Deportations immigration so. Those are the stories. We tend to see one of the reasons that I think I was. You know that people always saw me as difficult was because I asked why a lot you know and I always ask people. What do you mean first of all? What do you mean when you say racial? I learned that by aspirin. ASPIRATIONAL demint successful. They wanted to show stories of successful people. Well my whole thing is aspiration. Is You have to see the ascension of journey you have to see that that regular person thriving and trying to succeed because then you know you have hope. That's the aspiration. The aspiration is to see someone like you on ATV and know that if they made it the. There's a chance that you made it. So until we can get rid of the words multigenerational aspirational will never make any movement for talking talking with Chris. L. Alonzo about her book music. My years a mix tape memoir of growing up standing up. Yeah I'm forty years old. I just got health insurance like two years years ago. Man It is a game changer. Like people in my neighborhood worship now. We're like empty prescription bottles like bitch. Antibiotics EXP boom. Try that I feel rich. Go to Beverly Hills. I look for rich people. And we've asked right homey. We both ball in now. How veal rich people like to tell you? They're rich they're like we just got back from Peres. Like I just got back from lenscrafters I know I know we saw that Eiffel Tower. That stop sign right there. I know how to give it up. After the election. I stopped doing standup. I kind of quit because I felt really guilty trying to make money off of my community because I knew that the people that came and saw me they were gonNA need the money I felt guilty. I felt guilty trying to to make a living because the people that went to see me. That's support me. They're like my family. Like how I grew up and I just felt so selfish and I stopped doing stand up and I started going around and helping people and for the next couple of years I started going around and just visiting communities and really trying to help grassroots from anything that I could do and and I realized that stand up wasn't important. I love standup. I love stand up. I love it so much but when the two thousand sixteen election happened for me there was something bigger and now with my standup. I use it to talk about my experiences. I don't talk about the person person directly because you might not agree with my truth but you can't deny that it's my truth in your new show my affordable care. Act Act test. Thank you in your new show. My affordable care. Act in your book. You share stories about yourself and there's a way that audiences can understand on something about you that they didn't understand before. How do you hope people might understand themselves in a different way? I come from like a blue collar working class family. We we all have jobs. You know like the idea of stand up isn't a luxurious job. The idea that you can get paid to think and write is very excessive. You know I come from a family where everybody works hard and by forty your back hurts your knees are are done you know and In that kind of community for me We were never taught that we mattered because the family so busy trying to get by but we never tell each other that we matter. So it's this thing where I have no idea what it was that made me not quit and honestly I always say that I think it's the poverty where it made me feel like. I have nothing to lose. That kept me going Wean and as I kept going I started learning that A lot of stuff that we don't talk about that so on the surface and so basic but people people just want to know that someone out there that maybe they see on. TV occasionally is just like them. Regardless of skin in culture. I used to do college college. Gigs people used to always be surprised. That has a Latina comic. I would I would fill up. These shows like Wisconsin Iowa you know like because everybody assumed that I would only play Latino markets but I was also raised in like a Catholic family working class family. And it's weird. When you have that experience you find a connection with people? I always say. If you're honest people will find you and You can't make them hurry. And this has been a lifelong dream for me so it takes a lifetime and I'm in no hurry because I've got nothing else to do. christel Alonzo is a writer and a comedian. Her New Book is music to my years. Mix tape memoir of growing up in standing up. It's out now still. Thanks so much for coming onto coming out and.

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Your Favorite Historical Figures

Chompers

02:19 min | 1 year ago

Your Favorite Historical Figures

"On one side and make little circles with your brush around each tooth three to Kennedy sent us our first historical figure. It's a Lisa Alonzo. alesia Alonzo is a ballerina from Cuba and her beautiful dancing made her famous around. The world. alesia is Kennedy's favorite. Because even after she became partially blind that she had trouble seeing continued to dance and perform as a Ballerina onstage in stage Switzer brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth but don't brush too hard. Our next storm figure comes from Halley. And it's the Queen of the Nile Cleopatra. Cleopatra Cleopatra was the leader of Ancient Egyptians and became queen when she was only eighteen years old Cleopatra spoke several languages led Egypt's armies. He's a man with leaders from land's like Julius Caesar back then. It wasn't so common for a woman to do all these things. That's why how he likes Cleopatra she was a fierce. The male leader switch. You're brushing to the bottom of your mouth in brushed the inside the the outside and the chewing side of each tooth our next Oracle figure is baseball player. Jackie Robinson Andrew Loves Jackie Robinson because he was the first african-american to play in. Baseball's major leagues. Jackie Robinson is such chin important person in baseball at the major league. Honored Him by saying no other baseball player can wear a uniform with the number forty two on. That's the number. The Jackie War swim rushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth. Don't forget your front teeth. Are last historical. Figure comes from Lindsey. And it's the famous trumpet player. Louis Armstrong

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"alonzo" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

01:42 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

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Early Thoughts Before Pre-Entries

Thoroughbred Racing Radio Network

11:10 min | 1 year ago

Early Thoughts Before Pre-Entries

"Gossip Good Morning Good Morning Steve. How're you doing good to be back home glad to whatever you want you know it's open open mic DOC whatever is ready and of course you follow gusts through everybody's followed gusts forever from day one on at the races and got a couple of plays maybe for the weekend gus but some some early thoughts before pre entries as we look Toward Cup it's always talked before pre entries but breath just looking at the races exciting exciting racist to get excited about it I think cameras just said I think the sprint and the dirt mile probably the two right now but I mean we have three solid juvenile's with noon Dennis moment eight rings and and Max Bill which I think three of those are very quality horses and just looking to see how these fields shape up but I mean I'll see you know some great opportunities in those fourteen racist for sure what we haven't obviously we haven't had a chance to talk anything on a consistent basis but what do you like to do when it comes to terms of a ticket structures and and focus in how many how many multi-race wagers which one's the utilize the most I'll tell you what you know you get these big fields I had the most success with exactly is in doubles to tell you the truth sometimes simple the up keep it simple and You get I mean you get a lot of value and those plays with the you know arch fields in and actually pick a couple of wide open races I usually focus on that I do tickets with the you know the picked force and I like to find at least one single maybe to deepen the other one and maybe spread that's what I kind of look forward definitely a single though in the pick four pick five I definitely need one host but I think even the pick threes you know the pick threes are they paid handsomely in the last few years as well but I think people you know who spoke with the exact in the doubles I mean you can get some real value if you if you got a good opinion onto racist back to back you can get paid well and we were in fact last week with Jeff Siegel this came up and when I was asking Jeff about his preparations and when it comes to the a ticket building and and we'll remind everybody that as much time as we spend handicapping the gotta spend a hundred percent the maybe not maybe not practical to spend as much time building the tickets but there's gotta come a point Wednesday Thursday where you you've got a pretty good idea of of the horses you're going to key around take a break from I'm from the handicapping and put pen to paper and write down the your perspective wagers and budgeted out and and you know take a look at the you know once we get the announcement I think it's on the twenty third by the way runs day the twenty third will be the race order official order announcement the Breeders Cup has a tendency to the tinker with it based on on the way the field size shape up you know look at that structure highlight the spots where you've got your strongest opinion and then back up on either side of those strong opinions if you're a mother erased player and you know we keep suggesting you know if you if you typically pick four player okay fine you're going to play your series of fake force but this is where you take a step back to and play more pick threes and the doubles and I I I think it's advice that I try to drive home every single u a year that you you don't WanNa have some of your best ideas the horses that end up winning that you had a good feel for an and then you didn't cash because there's some upset in the third or fourth leg of a pick four and you you didn't leverage your good idea as strongly as you might have oh I totally agree with that you know like you said once the the race orders come in just pick your spots we have your strongest opinions and then you go from there I mean that's I mean horse players nightmare there were your your ten to one shot twelve the one shot comes in and then you're single maybe a three to one shot you know doesn't come in the last leg and you didn't have anything on on on your your strongest opinion the price that's that's tough pill does Walla sometimes no doubt gusts will obviously you know get a chance to direct people toward you and and the analysis at at Brisbane that and Talk Again Cup Week maybe you know pick out a a a spot that you know the to discuss what what he did complain of of late how much keeneland action you taking it definitely on the weekends for sure and dabbling a little bit during the week I mean some great racing the weather's been fantastic and big fields they're coming to an end here this weekend but got a couple of plays today actually Keelan let me here let me let me see got hold on I got the where's where's my keeneland Friday Thursday AK with Saturday I keep the Friday about what's going on down believable there's so much there's so many things here did you play Gulfstream yesterday by the way did you play the pick five thing a little bit I did I did and got knocked out pretty early believe it or not you would not price horse which is Kinda it'll happen yeah oh yeah it was over quick so it's pretty full paid well for me though for the for the amount of low prices that were that were at three was a signal and the third leg so I know it's funny that that was the that was the horse that gave the opportunity to to to tip toe to turn it into a pick four but yet I do get the sense a lot of people got tripped up either on the in the first leg or the last leg where the two spots we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA get the one side of the other well let's talk about Qinglin go ahead what are you got today seven just my best friend today force MS coming out of the Woodbine Mile Bill Seventy eight to one mile with a chaining hill started the outside somehow he he maneuver beautifully coming into the turn but down the stretch is totally got shut off had nowhere to go I thought he had nice I made a move just didn't have enough to go this horse has been running good all year up at Woodbine five draws the five here which is which is ideal nine to two is very fair price is a loaded racist could be a stakes race disallowance this allowance race but I like plot I think he's going to get a good trip there's enough speed in front where he's going to be right in stock and right behind I mean he's faced some nice horses I think this is the time to to get in this at somewhere of now ninety two would it be beautiful if we can get that and I think we will because you know the outside you have a few horses that are going to take some money especially Colin Road for for Michael Maker Jose Ortiz that was gonNA take somebody coming out of ah graded great three but ms I think is the wholesome and a key on all over in in starting reporter and race seven and Connor Murphy for whatever reason Connor Murphy does not does not draw money and wins I mean he wins plenty does a good job interesting to see Mark Glatt come to keeneland souter shows up here yet pick source interesting ski Churchill last time kind of finished pretty decent but it's a nice horse was nice races earlier in the year so and you got Roselle Rosario on board into feature the feature very nice race today again the the greatest Devali view fulfilled I think by horses winter sunset four eight to one on the morning line think might get a couple of clicks down I mean she's versatile I don't know if she wants to go nine furlongs I think she kinda flattens out at nine furlongs the mile amount of sixteenth which is I think this is her her best distance coming off a win at Indiana ground at any grant she's got a nice post and she's just a nice trip there there's some speed lined up to the inside I think she can get I run and I mean the twelve is going to be flying late this lady the prince a lot for Baltistan she's eight to one I think she comes down from that I can see here making a big move middle of course coming down the lane but winterson that's it for me eight to one would be great I think she gets I run on on on the closers and should sit a nice trip there again for channing hill it's now and Bhartiya earlier to Mardi landed on winter sunset yeah I'm not sure what the price I think she might down from Chad you've got to chat horses that are Ya Chad takes money like you you saw yesterday focus group was was really over bet yeah I like him but it's too crazy I'll tell you what I have a bomb in the second race so a bomber I'm GonNa take just fly the one horse abstinent for Ian Wilkes make third start first time on on the turf going to turns Bravo Bravo couple of wins from six starts the meat this horse broke the last couple of times I starts his career broke out think the inside post and Bravo might be able to as well she's fifteen to one in the morning line you might get fifteen twenty to one hundred Meta take a flyer on her and also gotTa pick for tonight at down coming

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"alonzo" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

12:39 min | 1 year ago

"alonzo" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"The in the clue packages the men in black collection is the home base for all sorts of different Mason spell mission germs no they're all the same yeah they're all mason jar has a name does it hey guys here dates warrior crystal Alonzo is on twitter and Instagram at Chris de la nine C. R. S. T. L. A. Nine the number nine and her website is christel Alonzo Dot com that's where you can find her dates and links to tickets for her show she's on a tour right now this weekend San Antonio Dallas and Houston father weekend or or following week Irvine California Los Angeles and Bakersfield San Francisco Fresno coming up Portland's coming up she's going all the way to all over the country we now in December early December so check out christel Alonzo dot com and check out her new book music to my ears new book about the music that she's listening to throughout her life and stories that came out of those songs or that are inspired by those songs so check that out also check out Jimmy Pardo at penguins and Cedar Rapids Iowa that's October twenty fifth and twenty sixth he's at the American comedy company in San Diego California tent and then never not funny is live as Jimmy mentioned earlier we're going to be in Minneapolis Minnesota attack me on the sixteenth of November Zanies in Rosemont that's the Chicago Land Area in Illinois that's the seventeenth both of those matinee shows in November and then Studio City California that does the delicious villas on the twenty fifth of November at the Monday night right before Thanksgiving join us won't you Dorothy it's six thirty shows eight please check it out all our needs and desert never not funny dot com click the link if you want to buy tickets to any of those shows for Jimmy go to Jimmy Carter dot com click or link.

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On This Day in History: Tula, Leader of the Curacao Slave Revolt, Was Executed

This Day in History Class

04:44 min | 1 year ago

On This Day in History: Tula, Leader of the Curacao Slave Revolt, Was Executed

"Seventeen ninety five to a leader of the cure so slave revolt was executed cure so is an island in the Caribbean sea the air walk indigenous peoples from South America. are thought to have moved to the island many hundreds of years ago in fourteen ninety nine. Spaniard Alonzo `Hada arrived on the island with an expedition addition marking the first time Europeans visited curious though the Spanish then colonized the island which at that time was inhabited by the do joe a coastal type of air walk people the Spanish enslave the cockatiels incent them to Hispaniola but by sixteen thirty four the Dutch coach occupied the island cures though was a major port of trade for the Dutch west India company that included the trade of enslaved people which was the the main business of the island most of enslaved Africans who came through we're bought and sold and cure so and were taken to other islands in the Dutch west indies in Spanish colonies. Some of those enslaved Africans did remain on the island and worked on plantations. There was a large number for of enslaved people on the island but there were also many menu missions and many free people of Color and black people also lived in cure so and some of them even even owned enslaved people. They're worse labor volts incur- so in the eighteenth century including minor ones in seventeen sixteen seventeen fifty and seventeen seventy four one of the most significant revolts incur- so's history is the one that began on August seventeenth seventeen ninety five about fifty enslaved. People who worked on the plantation refused to work and went to nearby plantations together more supporters. There were several reasons that the unrest among enslaved people have reached this point Dutch planters were imposing more restrictions on enslaved people to increase productivity and profit they forced enslaved people to work on Sundays and they hired enslaved people out to others slave owners also collectively punished enslaved enslaved people for the offense of a single person on top of the conflict swelling around those changes in slave people and curious though also received word of the anti slavery and anti colonial uprisings in the French colony Asano monk or present day Haiti as well as the defeat of the Dutch by French revolutionary forces in seventeen ninety five as revolts and conspiracies took place in the French and Spanish Caribbean the spirit of revolution spread throughout the region and enslaved man named to reportedly knew about the French and Haitian revolutions and spoke about them to Louis Mercier Bastian and car Pata and pays relic. How were all instrumental in the revolt is not clear whether the revolt was the result of a planned conspiracy or happened spontaneously painlessly but the strike on the net plantation turned into a widespread revolt at its height the revolt involved about two thousand enslaved people out of the twelve thousand who lived on the island some free black people and maroons or fugitives who live in independent communities also joined the revolt against the colonists at first colonial authorities turned to a Roman Catholic priest named Father Shink to help with negotiations but revolt leaders did not budge on their calls for freedom negotiations failed the Dutch decided to use armed force and turned to white colored and black militias to suppress the rebellion. The insurgents claimed that support would be arriving from Saddam but by late September the revolt had been suppressed pressed the leaders of the rebellion including Tula mercy and carpet had been captured to white people have been killed while around one hundred under enslaved people were murdered. Tula was tortured on the rack and forced to confess that he planned to kill all white people incur- so and then he was executed suited other revolt leaders were also put to brutal death after the revolt colonial authorities made efforts to roll back some of the harsh labor practices. This is imposed on enslaved people that led to the rebellion though there was a little anti slavery resistance incur- so in the years after the seventeen ninety five revolt there weren't many major slave revolts on the island throughout the nineteenth century. Slavery was abolished and cure so in eighteen sixty three. I'm

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Unequal Outcomes: Most ICE Detainees Held In Rural Areas Where Deportation Risks Soar

NPR's Business Story of the Day

06:26 min | 1 year ago

Unequal Outcomes: Most ICE Detainees Held In Rural Areas Where Deportation Risks Soar

"This message comes from n._p._r. Sponsor xfinity some things are slow like a snail races. Other things are fast like xfinity x. by get get fast speeds even when everyone is online working to make wifi simple easy awesome more at xfinity dot com restrictions apply u._s. Immigration and customs enforcement needs more space to house undocumented immigrants and increasingly the agency is finding it in rural regions and new analysis by n._p._r. Indicates a majority of detainees are held in rural areas but as n._p._r.'s yuki noguchi reports those detained in far flung places also have a much harder time finding lawyers and are far more likely to be deported. It took ten and a half months for you. L. alonzo to meet with a lawyer alonzo had turned himself over to immigration officials in laredo texas seeking asylum from cuba last october since then he's been detained in two rural facilities i in louisiana and now in adams tmz county mississippi about a two hour drive from baton rouge alonzo's wife. Madonna's rodriguez is a permanent u._s. resident. She lives in southern florida with their two children the n._b._a. N._b._a. leary very far from anything. She says too far to afford hiring. A private attorney. Lack of legal help is one of many challenges for undocumented undocumented immigrants and an even bigger problem for those detained in remote locations yet. Ice is adding detention facilities far from cities over half fifty. The two percent of detainees are held in rural areas according to n._p._r.'s analysis of ice data and that rate is increasing. Liz martinez is a board member of advocacy z. Group freedom for immigrants. It's very concerning trend that immigration detention is moving to rural areas remote areas where it makes it so much harder for a person in detention to get the support that they need detainees in urban areas or at least four times more likely to find attorneys to represent them. According to a two thousand fifteen university of pennsylvania ovadia law review study last year the southern poverty law center sudeiss and its parent agency the department of homeland security the civil rights group alleges the government is deliberately liberally detaining people in rural areas far from legal resources is which currently detains nearly fifty six thousand people declined comment on that case in in an emailed statement an ice spokesman says the agency looks at airports healthcare and legal resources when selecting facilities he also says detainees have access to phones and video teleconferencing and can meet with lawyers during visiting hours but many immigration attorneys complained rural facilities lack necessary resources there aren't enough. The phones are translators. Call connections are poor. Visiting hours are too restrictive and it's simply too far to travel. You'll alonzo's wife has been able to visit him. Only only once alonzo was recently diagnosed with lung cancer which makes the weight more excruciating. He eventually found a lawyer one of the rare detainees with free three representation but his wife says his asylum request and to request for parole have been denied grumpy what more could a wife with a sick husband one other seven to be with him at the very least i want to offer him my support and for my children's offer support one of the key reasons detainees are held in remote regions appears to be the money cheap labor cheap land. Lauren rich eisen is acting director of the brennan center justice program. She says many rural areas viewed prisons as job. Engines hundreds hundreds of new facilities were built in the nineteen ninety. S inmate population peaked then declined leaving lots of empty beds. Ice is now contracting with those rural prisons. It needs those beds as it continues to detain more immigrants. Just last week is arrested. Nearly seven hundred workers at food processing plants in mississippi loyola university law professor andrew armstrong says she sees that happening across louisiana win. The criminal justice reforms were enacted that left empty not beds that were ripe for contracting with ice. Those contracts can be lucrative. The state pays local sheriff's twenty four dollars and thirty nine cents a day to house an inmate eight by comparison ice pays five times that an average daily rate of more than one hundred twenty six dollars is confirmed it recently opened eight new detention and facilities seven of which are in louisiana all but one of them are in sparsely-populated areas. Lisa lehner is director of americans for immigrant justice. She represents detainees in glades county florida about one hundred miles from miami. Glades is the state's fourth least populated county surrounded by acres of sugarcane infield. I've never seen immigration attorney up there. You've never seen one never detainees there. She says are tweeted like hardened. Criminals glades aids has been the subject of a number of complaints and lawsuits they allege everything from misuse of pepper spray and solitary confinement to religious persecution later argues conditions are worse in rural facilities in part because fewer people can observe what's happening by contrast. She says when a brooklyn new york ice facility lost not for a week during a cold snap in january there was an outcry and if there's going in and out you would imagine that the people who are detaining immigrants are going to behave in a more careful way. It's not just that treatment might differ immigration courts in rural areas denied. Many more asylum cases sending detainees back back to their home countries. N._p._r.'s analysis of research from syracuse university found judges in rural immigration courts denied eighty seven percent of asylum cases compared to just over half an urban courts. Romi learner is associate director of the immigration clinic at the university of miami's law school. It is an issue because it means if you got a bad bucks. I think the team isn't a certain facility then you're almost guaranteed to be deported mississippi detainee. You'll alonzo hopes to beat those odds. He's appealing feeling his case for asylum and hopes to reunite with his family. You can gucci n._p._r. News this message comes from n._p._r. Sponsor comcast business gig fueled network solutions that help businesses go beyond the expected to do the extraordinary ordinary comcast business beyond fast learn more at comcast business dot com.

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Mets, Wrigley And Cubs discussed on Len Berman and Michael Riedel in the Morning

Len Berman and Michael Riedel in the Morning

00:16 sec | 1 year ago

Mets, Wrigley And Cubs discussed on Len Berman and Michael Riedel in the Morning

"Jeff the mets bullpen coughed up the leader wrigley the cubs beat them five three on clubhouse meltdown after the game manager mickey callaway and picture jason vargas verbally when after a newsday reporter pete alonzo did hit his twenty seven th homer that breaks darryl strawberry's rookie records not even

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Yelich's 14th homer helps Brewers beat Mets 8-6

Clark Howard

04:09 min | 2 years ago

Yelich's 14th homer helps Brewers beat Mets 8-6

"Yelich hits it in the air team right field. Racing back. His Conforto that all changes here yelich goes deep and the brewers lead at five zero one he is now tied for the most home runs before may first in major league history that is his fourteenth Dinger of the year in the fifth inning is the brewers. Take a five one lead to the bottom of the fifth with one out Pete Alonzo gets a basic here comes Robinson canal Woodruff's pitch ground ball to third could be to shot to second for one Arshi is the first time and the brewers turn the double play and eating is over. Second time Robinson knows involved in a double play. He had these strike them out. Throw him out earlier on brewers would add to their lead in the top of the sixth inning. Robert gazelle machine comes on to pitch I battery faces. Hey, Seuss Aguilar. He strikes out. But then Ben gambled. Doubles Lorenzo Cain lined up to the second hour of the day intentionally walked Christian yelich to get to Mike loose dacas. Basell brings home the pitch and Mushtaq is ground. Paul left side that's gonna get through into left field. Gambles around thirty is gonna try to score. No throw coming and move stock is drives in another. It's six to one brewers. Brandon Woodruff would be done after five innings. He gives up just one run on six hits junior. Garrett comes into pitch in the sixth inning throws a scoreless. Six brewers would get into a little bit of trouble though in the seventh inning. Alex Wilson comes onto pitch ipad or he faces. I'm Ed Rosario Rozario for two and hope for five the series. It's one torch right-center long run, Lorenzo Cain. Over as head. And this one is going to be gone all run for a metro sorrow and the Mets at around at sixty two next hitter. Travis d'arno pitch from Wilson ride in the left field line is headed for the corner. It's a fair ball off the wall gamble gets too quickly. Fires into second base. Here's at the tag is in time. They got Dr no not perfect draw from Ben Gammel. Yeah. They get them at second that ends up being a huge play, especially when you consider how the rest of this ending would go down. Dominic. Smith comes up as a pinch hitter. He would walk and that would end the day for Alex Wilson. Alex Claudio comes in would give up a base hit Jeff mcgeough or there's also a throwing error on the play next hitter. After that as pita Lonzo. Here's the pitch. Fly ball field. Gambled back. This ball is gone. He Alonzo homerun. Number nine and just like that. It's a one run game. Yes. Six five. So that's where Dr no being out at second really has a big role in this game in the way it was going so one run game. But the brewers would get some more insurance in the top of the eighth inning. Greece. Kamilia comes into pitch for the Mets per battery phases. Ben gamble. He walks Lorenzo Cain. Then gets Basit runners on at the corners for Christian yelich on yelich pitch chopper. First base side. It is a fair ball gambles coming home. He's gonna score yelich beats the Piat. I it's an infield single. The brewers at a run at seven five canes at second wild pitch by juries familiar. Cain would move to third after might moussaka strikes out swinging. The next hitter is yes, Monte GRANDE. All familiar throws runner. Takes office swinging about off the glove of Amelia canes, coming home. He's going to score as Grondahl is out at first base yellow pages in scoring position. Mission. It's an RBI ground for Grondahl and a huge run scores again. Eight five brewers Mets would start shipping away again though in the bottom of the eighth inning. Jeremy Jefferson comes onto pitch. The first battery faces JD Davis. He walks Brandon Nimmo than singles and the next hitter. After that is I'm Ed Rosario Jeffers throws lupin wider base hit field.

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 Alonso hits 1st career HR to help Mets beat Marlins 7-3

Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney

01:20 min | 2 years ago

Alonso hits 1st career HR to help Mets beat Marlins 7-3

"In the Marlins Pete Alonzo was becoming a hero in New York. Well, he went really deep. Second rider to the bell is first pitch Alonso crushes one of the air deep to right center. This is career. Four to three Homer at a right center field a personal milestone at a huge one for the New York bits as they've got it front of the Marlins. Now is how he rose WCBS. Josh did you see replay that home? I mean that looked like hit like a two iron with we crush that. Very you BUSTER. Yes. A two iron. I was actually going to go with a three wood. But no probably a little bit more accurate. Who bet he he he when he hits the ball. He kills it. I think I I read that it was the longest home run by any anybody in that ballpark. Since John Carlos Stanton was with the team Mets win that game. Seven three. Don Mattingly Marlins manager was very unhappy about some calls in this game. I guess I'm not supposed to complain about calls or whatever. But the league look at it because it was shaky tonight. I understand the whole Marlins aren't supposed to be good this year. And I guess it's okay to pile on. But the they got a it's got to be better than that. Shakey tonight.

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News in Brief 22 January 2019

UN News

04:05 min | 2 years ago

News in Brief 22 January 2019

"This is the news in brief from the United Nations a bid to give amnesty to all those responsible for crimes during Guatemala's decades long. Civil war could represent a drastic setback to the rule of law and accountability you and right sheaf Michelle Basch, let has said in a statement on Tuesday. The High Commissioner expressed her serious concern that the data mile and congress had taken steps to approve an amendment to legislation that has been force since the nineteen Ninety-six peace accords that ended thirty six years of clashes if adopted the amendment will see dozens of people in jail for enforced disappearances summary executions, sexual violence and torture, freed within twenty four hours ongoing investigations into abuse. Will also be halted MS Bachelet continued warning that such a move risked reopening old wounds, and in addition would destroy victims trust in the state and its institutions before the amendment can be adopted. Congress must approve it after three separate readings some two hundred thousand people. Are estimated to have died during Guatemala's civil war. According to the UN human rights office, h Chr in November it welcomed the conviction of a former Guatemalan soldier involved in the infamous dos s massacre of indigenous Maya villages OH HR said that the ruling against Santos Lopez. Alonzo was an important step for transitional Justice in Guatemala, although he was one of only six military personnel to have been convicted amid the frequent use of injunctions to stole the trials of high level officials. A spate of migrant shipwrecks and rescues in the Mediterranean Sea in recent days is evidence that urgent action is required from Europe to help the UN said on Tuesday the warning from u n refugee agency UNHCR and the UN migration agency. I o m comes after close to one hundred seventy people are believed to have drowned in separate tragedies of the Libyan and Moroccan coast late last week in one incident last Friday, more than one hundred people are believed to have died in Libyan waters, where the coast guard has reportedly being grounded because of fuel shortages. Here's Iowa spokesperson. Joel millman three men were rescued fifty miles off live from sinking boat by Italian navy helicopter and brought to Lampedusa easily. I am staff spoke to the three survivors who said the boat carried one hundred twenty people on board based on their testimony. I estimates all hundred seventeen went missing. And presumably drowned at sea before rescue services could reach them. According to the survivors. Ten women one of them pregnant and two children are on board in a related development. I o n reported that nearly one hundred fifty migrants had been returned to Libya and placed in custody after being rescued by a cargo ship UNHCR confirmed that migrants and refugees held in Libya suffered terribly inefficient. And unofficial detention centers with many reporting going hungry for days on end Libya has no safe port for docking rescued passengers the agency has insisted before calling for a coordinated multi state policy from European governments to help this people on the move and finally to the World Economic Forum or Werff in Davos, where a u n appointed panel has urged global leaders to put the rights of disadvantaged people I in their discussions the appeal from the UN working group on business and human rights comes as the annual gathering in these Swiss ski resort tackles this year's theme, which is how best to manage the challenges of our digital age. In a statement, the UN panels chair Syria diva called for all business enterprises to respect human rights throughout their perations as they appear to be absent from discussions at devils on how to reshape globalization, unless human rights are fully integrated into discussions. They conclusions will simply repeat the failings of the previous versions of globalization. Mr. diva added before noting that an authoritative framework on the subject already exists in the UN's guiding principles on business and human rights. Daniel Johnson UN news.

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