35 Burst results for "Alison"
Ethereum Daily
LayerZero Launches Goerli Testnet Bridge
"Testnet. Alison Moore from eth daily starts right now. Cross chain messaging protocol layer zero laps launched a bridge for swapping ether between Ethereum mainnet and the corley testnet, the testnet bridge introduces GE and ME tokens, which represent wrapped versions of gorilla eth and mainnet eth, the bridge swaps, bridges, and unwraps the tokens in a single transaction. Layer zero coins the bridge as a public good with the goal of making it easier for Ethereum developers to acquire a testnet ether, the bridge creates a market for Tesla ether and facilitate swamps between corley and mainnet. Anyone can provide a liquidity to the eth and G eth mainnet pool or the Ethan ME gorley pool on uniswap layer zero seated the pool with an initial 12,500 quarterly ether. Some Ethereum community members are opposed to layer zeros testnet bridge as it could cause more hoarding and further spamming of vulnerable testnet faucets already in short supply for Ethereum developers core developers and baker notes that the gorely testament will eventually be shut down. The Ethereum foundation regularly deprecates test nets as new ones are created as part of its predictable testnet life cycle, a New Testament is deployed every two years and has a maximum lifetime of 5 years,
Crypto Current
Is Alameda Ex-CEO Caroline Ellison Cutting a Deal?
"All right, at the top of the web three lightning round this week, we have only one top story. And it's the only top story I think anybody is talking about right now, and that is that SPF, Sam bankman fried has officially been arrested and officially charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, and money laundering by the U.S. Justice Department and securities violations by the SEC. Now, it doesn't stop there, folks. It's a lot more fun. But on the surface here, rich, what do you think of the story? Because it happened very, very fast. It happened very quickly. And one, this needed to happen. I didn't believe it was going to happen at first. But someone mentioned something a couple of days ago before this happened. And it made me go, huh. That was a good point. A couple of weeks back if you've been listening to our aftershocks, we covered, we spoke on, I believe, how the head person Caroline over Alameda was spotted in New York and we're like, what's happening? Because she fled from Hong Kong to Dubai because there's no jurisdiction. Well, she showed up in New York and there was a picture like a Starbucks or something and was verified it was her and were like, that's dumb, why would she be in the states? Well, we figured it out. She got a deal. She was cutting a deal and she was doing everything possible. Probably to get Sam behind bars. And so here we are, full circle. And I know we were both pessimistic about Sam being put in jail, but he is potentially serving up to a 115 years. So good luck. Yeah, good luck indeed. I do want to make sure that I make it known. The statement about Alison making a deal is not entirely corroborated at this point, but it's safe to assume that if she's back in the states, that's why she would be back in the states. So just want to make sure that part of it is out there for people. But there have been a couple other trickle down details that have come out since.
Dennis Prager Podcasts
The Queen's Code
"So Alison Armstrong, as an original mind, and it's a gift from nature or God, I don't know if it's ever knowable which, but she has the gift. That's why I've had her own soul. Regularly, four times a year, to be precise. So she, I think, just the first segment, this was so pregnant with ideas, I don't think people understand, I can say as a man, you're one of the few women who understands men. It's an immense achievement. It's not easy for a woman to do so. We are quite different. And you started with a negative view of men. I'd like to explore that for a moment because I don't think that's unique. I'm sure it's not unique. In fact, why do so many women have a negative view of men? Is it based upon bad experiences? Or something else? Well, I mean, we all have bad experiences. Your young kids your life without them being human. Correct. But it has to do with the way that our minds work in the way that the way that they literally filter and our obsession with why. And so I mean, I've discovered this across the board, right? We have people participating in our programs and read the queen's code all around the world. And it's consistent that as women, we assume that a man is a kind of woman. And so whatever you do, we think we don't even examine it. We think it's completely reasonable to try to figure out why did you do that? And project on to you that you did it for the reasons I would have done it.
AP News Radio
Coco Gauff, 18, reaches US Open quarterfinals for 1st time
"Means defending champion and topsy Daniel Medvedev has been upset in the U.S. open fourth round by Nick curios the flamboyant Australian put on a shot making clinic that war Medvedev down and he moved into his first quarterfinal in New York 6 two in the fourth set coco golf also reached her first U.S. open quarterfinal nothing out of 7 5 7 5 victory over Zhang xue She next takes on Caroline Garcia of France after she stopped Alison risk amateur in straight sets Isla Tommy also reached the quarters following up her win over Serena Williams I'm Graham agar
The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast
Brian Stelter OUT at CNN
"I have a piece of good news, a Brian stelter. Yes, that Brian stelter is out fired. At CNN. CNN made the announcement stelter is his show reliable sources is going to be canceled. The staff has been let go. And the final episode of the show is this Sunday. And look, one doesn't normally take relish in somebody else's firing. But this guy stelter is one of the most mean spirited guys. Now, it's hard to call a mean spirit because he's got this little bit squeak of avoid. Hello. But the point is his content is unbelievably one sided partial dogmatic mean spirited. And he seems to have no awareness of this either. So here you have a guy of, well, you'd have to say of gargantuan stupidity and Himalayan pomposity. And although this is not rare at CNN, you've got lots of pompous people like Jake tapper. You've got unbelievably stupid people, like Alison camerata, and joy Reid, but the combination of pomposity and stupidity, I think, is unique to stelter. He brings the two together. So he's been like the house buffoon at CNN.
AP News Radio
'I didn't really learn anything': COVID grads face college
"High school graduates are headed to college and still dealing with the learning disruptions of a pandemic They were sophomores in high school when the pandemic hit now young adults worry that upheaval and long stretches of remote learning have left them unprepared for college level work Angel hope is taking the summer bridge program at the university of Wisconsin at Madison I was more of going to online school to pass not really to learn He graduated near the top of his high school class and yet I think if I didn't take this program and I went straight into the fall I would be moderately unprepared Alison Wagner with the scholarship program all in Milwaukee It says many students are going on to college academically malnourished She saw startling numbers of applicants who spent half their school hours working part time jobs or couldn't study higher level math or science because of teacher shortages experts fear Many will struggle unless America's schools can find a way to close those learning gaps I'm Jennifer King
Mike Gallagher Podcast
Alisyn Camerota: 'We Shouldn't Have to' Rely on an Armed 22-Year-Old
"Alison camerata. One of the usual suspects on CNN when most people sit around and say, thank God for the heroic 22 year old who was carrying in the mall, here's what the left says. A police said that the government had a high capacity magazine. It had this bystander not intervened when he did so quickly. More people could have been killed. I mean, but are we all supposed to rely on an armed 22 year old? Shouldn't have to? We shouldn't have. Shouldn't have to. We shouldn't. She said that with such a smug look on her face. We shouldn't have to. See, I made my point. Yes. Hey, guess what, Allison, if you're in a mall, being fired upon, yes, you'll need to rely on an arm 22 year old to save your life dummy. What is this? And she's so smug. My gosh, the sanctimony. We shouldn't have to. We shouldn't have to. Yeah, evil shouldn't exist. Dope. I wish evil, I wish we could wish away evil too. We can't. So we got to, we've got to come into the real world. Gosh, these people make me nuts.
Mark Levin
Pergram: 'The Late Show Stephen Colbert' Associates Arrested Last Night
"Chad pergram has tweeted the following Fox confirms that group of persons associated with the Late Show and Stephen Colbert were arrested last night In charge with a legal entry to the house office building after hours Fox is told the people were arrested in the longworth House office building The group was in the cannon House office building earlier in the day trying to get interviews around the time of the January 6th committee hearing Ever the United States Capitol police shoot them away because they did not have proper press credentials However the group surfaced later that night after the capital complex was closed to the public fox is told they took pictures and video around the offices of House minority leader Kevin McCarthy and Lauren bobert They were unescorted and arrested and charged with illegal entry They were arrested near boebert's office They were released overnight Fox has confirmed the arrests of these 9 persons through a senior house source Names and these are people at a high level associated with Colbert and his program Jake plunkett Alison Martinez Tyrone dean Steven Roman nicolette green Brenda Hurley Robert Schmidt nice Josh commerce and David Feldman Robert schmidel is known for being the voice of triumph the insult comic dog He also produced short cartoons for Saturday Night Live TV fun House The United States Capitol police have issued the following statement on June 1620 22 at approximately 8 30 p.m. U.S. capitol police received a call for a disturbance in the longworth House office building
Mike Gallagher Podcast
Leon Panetta Blames Joe Biden's Blunders for '[Being] Irish'
"Listen to what Leon Panetta said yesterday to Alison camerata on CNN. I got to play this clip for you. This is how bad things have gotten for Biden's supporters. When she asks, why Biden made these blunders and these gaffes on the world stage? Brace yourself for Leon Panetta's answer. So why do you think President Biden made that mistake? I happened to think that Joe Biden, you know, his Irish, he's Irish. I happen to believe he's Irish. Yeah, that's what, that's why he doesn't know what day it is. He's Irish. That's why he doesn't know the difference between his wife and his sister. He's Irish.
The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast
The Idiocy of the Three Recalled School Board Members in San Francisco
"I mentioned a couple of days ago, the great news that in a recall election three of the most left wing members of the San Francisco school board were tossed out and tossed out not by some 51 to 49 margin, but giant margins in excess of 70% in all cases. Now, these three leftists on the school board, I mean, they are actually probably three of the dumbest people in San Francisco. I'm talking here about Gabriela Lopez, fuga moliga and Alison Collins. And they were part of this group that was pushing to rename the schools in San Francisco. To get an idea of how monumentally inane these guys are, they wanted to throw off. Well, they wanted to kick off Washington because he was a slave owner. So that's it. Enough said. With Lincoln, they couldn't say that he was a slave owner because he wasn't so they go link its policies were called detrimental to native peoples. One strike on your out. But to me, the funniest one was Paul Revere. And so apparently somebody did a kind of a Wikipedia a Google search. This is the extent of scholarship at the San Francisco school board. And they said that Paul Revere had taken part in an expedition that stole the land of the penobscot Indians. Well, turns out they misread the article, revere did have a role in what's called the penobscot expedition, but this was a campaign against the British, not against the Indians. So Paul Revere essentially was kicked off a school for reasons that had nothing to do with what the guy actually did. Now, reacting to their expulsion, the head of the San Francisco school board. And this is Gabriela Lopez. She tweets out she goes, so if you fight for racial justice, this is the consequence. Don't be mistaken. White supremacists are enjoying this. And the support of the recall is aligned with this. So she's basically acting like the recall was led by white supremacists. Now think about this 70% of the voters in San Francisco evident. In San Francisco, a white
The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast
Trump Claims Ratings Drop, Not Affair, Caused Jeff Zucker’s End at CNN
"CNN is the network that no one watches. Well, hardly anyone watches. But people still like to talk about. And there's been a lot of buzz over the resignation, the abrupt resignation. Of the head of CNN. The bald headed Jeff Zucker. Now the stated reason for this resignation is so preposterous. Jeff Zucker is basically set. I've got I've been having a relationship that began during COVID with CNN's head of communications a woman in Alison gallas. And I failed to I should have, but I failed to disclose it and so for this reason I'm resigning. Now, the idea that a senior executive at the head of a company would be forced out because he had a relationship with a coworker very senior coworker and didn't tell about it because it started recently under COVID and they didn't disclose it. This makes no sense. And everybody knows it makes no sense. And so obviously Jeff Zucker, the head of a news organization, is flatly lying. Now here's Trump who put out a statement, obviously kind of exulting in the departure of Zucker. He goes, Jeff Zucker's not out at CNN for quote concealing a relationship. And as the fake New York Times writes, this New York Times of course is just playing the Jeff Zucker music. He goes, he's out because a horrible rating is down 90% in all time low. Now, true Zucker has been a failure at CNN, but CNN I mean, everyone over there is a
The Larry Elder Show
CNN President Resigns Over Undisclosed RelationshipR
"Jeff Zucker is now out. After failing to disclose a consensual relationship. And one of the hosts on CNN fills why can't two consenting adults have a relationship at work? What's the problem? I do just want to say something personal for a moment if I may. That is, I mean, I feel it deeper. This is CNN's camarada. What's her first name? Personally, but Alison camera. So I think I speak for all of us in our colleagues. This is an incredible loss. It's an incredible loss, incredible loss. They lost 81% of their ratings from a year ago. You don't have Donald Trump to kick around anymore. Is a remarkable person and an incredible leader. Oh, okay, okay. You know, he was the executive producer of today's show for years. When Matt Lauer was there, and we know what Matt Lauer was doing, and they were supposedly as thick as thieves, and Jeff Zucker had no idea what Matt Lara was doing. Now Jeff Zucker goes over to CNN, having a relationship with a woman for a very long period of time, apparently, did not disclose it, which is against their. Their own policies. But he's a great guy. Don't don't get me wrong, great
The Larry Elder Show
CNN Says Inflation Is Good for Average Americans
"Professors, thank you very much for coming on. I appreciate it. Absolutely. Professor, by the way, it was written by a woman named Alison morrow. I looked her background up, and she has a degree in journalism from Columbia. Missouri, Columbia. And the other author at the end of it does have a degree in economic from the London school of economics. Headline, again, why inflation can actually be good for everyday Americans, bad for rich people, professor. I thought inflation was bad for all of us. Larry it is. It's bad for all of us and typically it's hardest on those who are the poorest who don't have the same types of financial instruments and financial markets sophistication that hiring some people have and who's been more of their income on the areas that are just skyrocketing now, such as food and energy and more recently rent. So when I saw this headline, I just Larry, I just shook my
AP News Radio
Maxwell trial juror retains lawyer with verdict in jeopardy
"Hi hi Mike Mike Rossi Rossi a a reporting reporting a a Maxwell Maxwell trial trial juror juror retains retains a a lawyer lawyer with with the the verdict verdict in in jeopardy jeopardy a a juror juror at at the the trial trial of of British British socialite socialite giving giving Maxwell Maxwell who who has has become become a a focal focal point point of of a a potential potential retrial retrial has has retained retained a a lawyer lawyer U. U. S. S. district district judge judge Alison Alison J. J. Nathan Nathan said said Thursday Thursday the the unidentified unidentified juror juror has has retained retained attorney attorney Todd Todd CPO CPO deck deck in in interviews interviews with with the the independent independent and and the the Daily Daily Mail Mail this this week week the the juror juror said said during during deliberations deliberations he he revealed revealed to to other other jurors jurors that that he he was was sexually sexually abused abused as as a a child child and and that that the the victims victims in in perfect perfect memory memory of of sex sex abuse abuse doesn't doesn't mean mean it it didn't didn't happen happen the the jury jury convicted convicted Maxwell Maxwell on on sex sex trafficking trafficking and and conspiracy conspiracy charges charges for for recruiting recruiting teenage teenage girls girls between between nineteen nineteen ninety ninety four four and and two two thousand thousand four four for for financier financier Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein Epstein to to sexually sexually abuse abuse meantime meantime the the New New York York times times reported reported Wednesday Wednesday it it interviewed interviewed a a second second juror juror who who described described being being sexually sexually abused abused as as a a child child hi hi Mike Mike Rossio Rossio
AP News Radio
Maxwell to seek new trial after reports of juror's sex abuse
"Hi hi Mike Mike Rossi Rossi a a reporting reporting Gillian Gillian Maxwell Maxwell will will seek seek a a new new trial trial after after reports reports of of a a juror juror is is experience experience with with sexual sexual abuse abuse attorneys attorneys representing representing British British socialite socialite Gillane Gillane Maxwell Maxwell who who was was convicted convicted last last week week on on sex sex trafficking trafficking charges charges associated associated with with Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein Epstein plan plan to to ask ask for for a a new new trial trial after after a a juror juror in in the the case case revealed revealed he he was was a a victim victim of of sexual sexual abuse abuse in in interviews interviews published published by by the the independent independent and and the the Daily Daily Mail Mail one one juror juror said said during during deliberations deliberations he he told told fellow fellow jurors jurors he he was was sexually sexually abused abused as as a a child child and and he he convinced convinced other other jurors jurors that that victims victims in in perfect perfect memory memory of of sex sex abuse abuse doesn't doesn't mean mean it it didn't didn't happen happen in in a a letter letter to to U. U. S. S. district district judge judge Alison Alison J. J. Nathan Nathan lawyers lawyers for for Maxwell Maxwell said said based based on on undisputed undisputed publicly publicly available available information information the the court court can can and and should should order order a a new new trial trial without without any any evidentiary evidentiary hearing hearing prosecutors prosecutors in in the the case case sent sent their their own own letter letter saying saying the the reports reports merit merit attention attention by by the the court court the the judge judge late late Wednesday Wednesday said said the the defense defense should should request request a a new new trial trial by by January January nineteenth nineteenth with with prosecutors prosecutors to to reply reply by by February February second second hi hi Mike Mike Rossio Rossio
AP News Radio
Ghislaine Maxwell jury must work New Year's if no verdict
"Deliberations deliberations continue continue in in the the sex sex trafficking trafficking trial trial of of Gillane Gillane Maxwell Maxwell jurors jurors in in Manhattan Manhattan on on their their fifth fifth full full day day deliberating deliberating the the fate fate of of the the British British socialite socialite the the jurors jurors asked asked the the judge judge about about new new years years and and were were told told they they will will have have to to work work through through the the holiday holiday weekend weekend if if they they did did not not come come to to a a verdict verdict federal federal court court judge judge Alison Alison Nathan Nathan told told lawyers lawyers she she wants wants the the jury jury to to work work extra extra hours hours citing citing a a spike spike in in corona corona virus virus cases cases in in New New York York City City that that could could lead lead to to quarantines quarantines and and derail derail the the proceedings proceedings prosecutors prosecutors are are trying trying to to prove prove that that killing killing Maxwell Maxwell recruited recruited and and groomed groomed girls girls as as young young as as fourteen fourteen to to be be sexually sexually abused abused by by financier financier Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein Epstein and and herself herself Maxwell Maxwell appeared appeared encourage encourage Tuesday Tuesday when when among among other other request request the the jury jury asked asked for for transcripts transcripts of of five five witnesses witnesses including including a a defense defense expert expert who who testified testified that that memories memories can can be be corrupted corrupted over over time time defense defense attorneys attorneys are are arguing arguing that that Maxwell Maxwell was was made made a a scapegoat scapegoat after after abstain abstain killed killed himself himself in in a a Manhattan Manhattan federal federal jail jail in in twenty twenty nineteen nineteen as as he he awaited awaited trial trial I'm I'm Jennifer Jennifer king king
AP News Radio
Prosecution rests in sex-abuse trial of Ghislaine Maxwell
"Hi hi Mike Mike Rossi Rossi reporting reporting the the prosecution prosecution rests rests in in the the sex sex abuse abuse trial trial of of Gillian Gillian Maxwell Maxwell prosecutors prosecutors rested rested their their case case against against Elaine Elaine Maxwell Maxwell Friday Friday in in the the British British socialite socialite sex sex abuse abuse trial trial in in New New York York addy addy former former kia kia cues cues testified testified that that Maxwell Maxwell and and her her companion companion Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein Epstein forced forced themselves themselves on on her her when when she she was was sixteen sixteen farmer farmer who's who's now now forty forty two two testified testified that that she she accepted accepted an an invitation invitation to to Epstein's Epstein's New New Mexico Mexico ranch ranch in in nineteen nineteen ninety ninety six six hoping hoping Maxwell Maxwell and and ups ups the the would would help help her her with with academic academic endeavors endeavors earlier earlier in in the the trial trial three three other other women women testified testified that that Maxwell Maxwell recruited recruited them them to to give give up up steam steam massage massage is is meant meant as as a a ruse ruse for for sexual sexual abuse abuse after after the the prosecution prosecution rested rested Maxwell's Maxwell's lawyers lawyers moved moved for for judgment judgment of of acquittal acquittal which which the the judge judge denied denied U. U. S. S. district district judge judge Alison Alison J. J. Nathan Nathan told told the the jury jury they they will will return return next next Thursday Thursday when when the the defense defense will will begin begin presenting presenting its its case case hi hi Mike Mike Ross Ross yeah yeah
Environment: NPR
Power Grids Feel the Pressure of Intense Storms
"Hurricane ida crumpled a major transmission tower. That survived katrina sixteen years ago building infrastructure. That strong enough is hard when the target keeps moving because storms are getting stronger energy consultant alison silverstein says utilities and their regulators can take planning cues from murphy's law. We need to assume that everything possible that could go wrong is going to go wrong. Simultaneously and murphy is always gonna win. President biden's climate plan includes a much bigger role for electricity electric cars. For example cutting carbon footprint says easier with electricity from emission free sources like wind solar and nuclear. But even those have to stand up to extreme weather putting wires underground may seem obvious but engineering professor destiny. Knock at carnegie mellon university says that won't always work in hurricane country where you might have under grounded. The lines to protect them from wind putting them underground makes them more susceptible to flooding knock. Says it's never just one thing that's going to keep the lights. On energy experts. We interviewed agree on a few basic ideas though. They say the grid should be more decentralized so the whole thing doesn't shut down at once. More generation out in communities such as solar power would accomplish that but new orleans utility energy has resisted calls for just that to the frustration of local activists at mit engineering professors. Or up. a mean says not all the fixes are technical. He says power companies also need to become more agile and do more when responding to storms the fact that some utilities are not able to sort of respond immediately is also another kind of failure which is perhaps as drastic as the infrastructure. Failures is assuming outages will happen. Amin says utilities should focus more on dispatching generators even before a storm to make sure important facilities and vulnerable populations get electricity restored as soon as possible. All this cost money that usually ends up in utility bills. Congress is working on major funding through infrastructure bills. That could address some of these issues. There also focused on president. Biden's climate goals including zeroing out greenhouse gas emissions from the power sector by twenty thirty five.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"You can find me at dana quad sooner discrim and also i'm very excited to announce quasi we got the second round of funding. But they want to turn it into a a when he called a bitcoin. God damnit cryptocurrency crypto currency. Qube coin. that's going to take to get hot bit i. I'm definitely going to buy a lot of quasi coin. Is it priced right now. We're going in a dollar. What does that. How does that work. I have no all influencers. Are doing this now right. They'll like cryptos is it an. Nf t. i don't know what anythings. Oh yeah i'm gonna do. Nfc to why not just invest your money. Do it okay antoni. What about you. Twitter and instagram at tony baxter and by podcast bizarre albums every tuesday. And also if you're in the la area september second. I'm going to be playing at the federal in north hollywood with. Don't stop or will die. Animals playing the town land the opening van. Which is our friend. Matt girlies band. Come out if you're in the la area. September second wandering. Thank you guys so much. This was truly super duper fun listeners. Thank you for listening. I love you you matter. Goodbye show but now we gotta do. Alison rose.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Oh no there's a guy who likes to have other peoples classes for him nine. Lock them up. Yeah it's a real concern. I may have said too much already. Got this out. I was once in a very awkward scenario involving this exact type of thing of glass ceiling at a bar. I was on tour. And i think it was like somewhere in northern california and a couple of my bandmates were at a bar and they had like texted me and told me where they were and i ended up meeting them. They'd probably already been there. I don't at least a half hour before. I got there and probably longer and i show up and it's not a very big bar. It's not that busy. And i go up at one point and i order a drink and this is keeping my just got there. I think it might have been the first drink i ordered and the bartender knows that i was sitting with them and he just immediately goes. I know that Sudden leave two of my Steadied named like a specific type of beer. Glasses are suddenly missing and you guys are the only ones that were ordering those so Really need you to put those back. 'cause apparently and it was true. My bad members did take the. But like i was so annoyed because i just got there. Then he's coming down on me for doing it and i look. How dumb were they. That they're doing. There was like two other people in the whole. Yeah that was. That was not a comfortable situation. Was this what are those places that serve beer like each kind of beer was in a different kind of glass. They at least had a few of those and they deserved it. Then i know where queues head is and we park our cars in the garage on this one. The only okay that is it called xiaomei that like. Oh yeah. i've seen the chamois glass. One other kinds of specialty glasses for different beers are there. We'll just like literally it will necessarily be that the glasses special but they'll just have the logo of certain beer. Okay what do you remember. What kind it was i. Don't this was probably ten years ago. So what and i. I'm trying to. I'm assessing the people here on this conversation. A part of this conversation. I'm wondering who's done the most severe crime. Ooh ooh i mean alison was in a punk band so that you know she should have been a mayor do well but now just announced. She's a rule follower so kind of backs man's in band he had to get into some some tough situations out on trashing hotel rooms. Yeah that's messed up man. We know you're the most Did smack alley illegal friend doing unspeakable things. I'm not gonna make the poop joke again. But i don't know what you did in exchange forgetting a. I wish i had something exciting..
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Rosen. Is you new. Best friend show tonight thousand. Welcome to guess. She's a comedian writer. In ex-mistress of bebop lead singer the california raisins. it's betsy sadahro. And he's a writer football analyst and doctor of mustard. It's dave damage tones on here to tell us all about the new only fancy created for his bare naked ass toes as data saint hop on both love bus. Say hello to new best friend. Alison rosen spring. Wrung out since. Hello.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Chips. Welcome to another exciting. Episode of alison rosen. Is your new best friend that particular. Not as sweet as you would want it to be kind of salty. I realized i'm talking just my own taste in things. Carbohydrate was sent in on patron poetry on by liz johnson all sorts of fun stuff on patriot got weekly bonus. Episodes of may now have a title the friend zone. Thank you that feels appropriate. We've got zoom parties. We've got a level where you can text me. And i'll text you back and i have to say that one of my patriot. Subscribers is a doctor so she's literally paying for the privilege of me asking her questions. And i feel pretty terrible about. It feels a little bit uncomfortable. But i did send flowers to her office to offset what dislike inappropriate situation that both she and i have found ourselves in. If you're listening. And i know you are because she listens everything. Thank you so much for all of your help. And i'll get into what i asked her advice about anyway. And also one of the things that you can send in carbohydrates and i will call you them very very excited to welcome. Today's guests to the show. Boy it is a big one and a special one danny jolla. Hello and welcome back. Oh thank you so much avenue back. I'm so excited to be here. You were a wonderful guest on the one on one monday show and now you're back on the group show and it was going to be in person but now it is remote and i'll get into the reason for that but how's it going. It's going great. I'm sad that we don't get to see each other. And i know but you know we've we're making it work and we're making the best we can of it and i'm just a pump to be or you know. They did the monday one. I was told this was you said. Hey there's a chance if you play cards you stick with it if you play a cartwright and you stick with it and you don't give up on yourself..
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"It broadens your mind how it deepens your thoughts and it will also tickle your funny bone on time so follow me there. You can follow the at instagram at daniel quonset on instagram. And just generally you can close your eyes and put love into the universe and it will. It will find its way to me. So that's the other way you can reach out to me. Wow that's cool. I worked something out much breathing. I'm eating into the my a universe partner. University influence our universe influencer. So if you want to support diku just a think about de q. And i will. I get a piece of that. Wow who knew. Okay you guys. Thank you for listening. I love you you matter goodbye. You know but now we gotta go y- rosie view.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"What might your bummer voice. Don't do it in lake. I mean he ran. Have you read my writing before. That's in bummer voice. I live it. And i'm saying don't bummer. Vladika when you're writing your book don't get yourself into your normal bummer persona. Get yourself into funny alison. Percents actually had read the. I had that realization. Because i think that sometimes when i sit down i'm like i'm going to write literature and i realized no one is gonna want like no one sits down to no one wants to feel yicky when they read like you be the person that someone is like. I want to spend three hundred pages with that person we put. We don't make comedy or being funny something like treated with seriousness in this culture. So you think like. Oh i'm going to be like writing literature or something like i've gotta be serious and it's like no you if you're creating something has got to be full of the you'd be done with joyful spirit and for me i can say i get more into that joyful spirit if i'm being silly or funny at times doesn't have to all be try or light or anything like that but i have more fun with it and if having more fun with it than i think it's going to be generally better. I don't disagree with you but but it's just it's unreal but disagree with you. Let me just tell you. This story of of a man named stanley and stanley wanted to be his name was stanley. Lieber stanley matz nar. Stan stanley mutt. Sner so this name was stanley mark ner or and he wanted to be a serious writer and write the great. American novel senator. He found himself in a job where he was editing comic books and so create a student him which was stanley and he wrote a bunch of stuff that was silly and stupid and You know with the help mostly his artists who didn't have credit he always did. He didn't think that it was serious. Work that he should be proud of. I mean he. He had an ego but it wasn't his life's work. He was always going to write a novel and that was going to be the thing will. Stanley created the fucking marvel universe along with some artists that you know he didn't do it on his own but like his. Life's work that you didn't take seriously that was like trite for kids is basically our entire culture right now. Maybe my life's work. Is this podcast. I mean think of it. Our whole fucking culture is goddamn marvel in this guy never like thought that it was worth ten beans beans. Is my life work. One day synonymous with beans. There'll be a giant statue of me looking down at my being children promising a new being friendly world and some boring podcast will be going. He didn't think it was all that serious when he was doing it right. Did you know that and now beans is our culture. Got the contract. Bean cinematic universe. We've got bean land opening up the incredible pinto coaster anyway by my book tropical tire encourage and other phrases that scare me and also a new way that i say also that people can climb up about. Jesus christ tony take that out. Tony leave in tony. Who do you answer to. I tried folks. Tony hit everything before this point. Taken it up. Tony ignore him. Oh yeah would you like to. I bet you're wondering. How does she do the podcast. What equipment does she does she do. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she uses shure microphones. The modern woman can't have it all she can't anyway. I'm an amazon influencer. And i have all these lists set up i have a storefront and you can shop my podcast ear my makeup. How home stuff that.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Come come saying into the microphone. Yes tell me. Kayak lena game over here posit. Yeah and we're back. How's the how much time on the timer Ten minutes okay. feel there's episodes that are just great episodes for everyone to listen to in their certain ones where you got it already be into the show to enjoy it and i am worried that the and i say enjoy lucy. I'm worried that this one is the ladder. So if anyone knew has trickled in just no. It's not usually like this. This is this is unusual. One it's uniquely bad uniquely terrible episode you've stumbled onto. I'm just kidding but if you like what you're hearing please leave us comment five stars. Daniel and i have officially named our paycheck bonus episodes so if you normally enjoy the show i think you normally would enjoy patriot. Bonus episodes and We're calling them the friend zone. We might need some art. We might need a song. I don't know yet. And then friends with benefits is what. I'm calling my patrons. Because i am on patriotic poetry on patriots dot com slash alison.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"One. Hi alison and danielle business. Isaac calling from kansas Big fan of the show. I happened for years. But i'm just calling to say that i'm doing really well. Paused it to say must be nice for the first time in like a year and a half Back stated. I went to washington state to visit my brother And it was really great to Spend three weeks not living with my parents. i've been living with parents pandemic and i'm starting to Really get ready to move out of being friends again. and dating around and they're suspend I'm looking the future again. I should say. I love you guys By the way this is isaac by congrats. That's great. I mean i feel feel for all these young folks. Yeah that's gotta be rough living with the folks. I would just say isaac. Like how mean to be debbie downer over up in this but like you know for a while here. Let's put our mass on. When you're inside seriously like you know. I know i. I'm not ready to say everyone needs to lock it down. Go back into quarantine you know especially you know. I don't know if you're like young and you had to live with your folks for a year and a half and now you're finally. It's like i get it But part of what got this guy. Cova that we were in touch with was somebody went to a party and everyone was vaccinated. So i just say like the you know. Go out to your friends but be you know be smart. That's all i'm saying where you're on. It just asked tony to cut your response out. Because you are being a debbie downer. And i feel that my the the grim beginning of the show is the the lecture that they need if they really did a lecture. Live your life isaac. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna cut it out. I'm not going to cut it up. No i'm not gonna sound. You're not gonna hurt my feelings. I'm gonna leave it in cold. I feel that i roll right. There was contempt which according to godman institute who they're real big on instagram. Everyone studies them. They it's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse of a relationship. It's contempt Fuck what are the other ones doing. A podcast together truck having to young children and having a dog named wendy. Fuck want me to look up what they are though. I think have to now and then i'm going to test and then we're we got more calls and then you have a cool beans. I mean there's a lot we got a lot of fun stuff. I know you have not heard any of it yet. People just you wait okay. Got men institute four horsemen of the apocalypse. Where does that act. Where does the reference the four horsemen come from book. Revelations haven't read that one. Okay so here you go. Criticism contempt defensiveness and stonewalling. Can at the breathing. I don't know if we understand snow stonewalling just not not meeting the needs of a partner or does it mean like say doesn't mean sending the police after gay activists no. We're not doing that. Now ship i yet. Let's see the four horsemen is stonewalling. Which is usually response to contempt..
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"I came from the world of childish. And i just wanna make sure that your listeners know you're just as wonderful on the on the podcast. What if they don't have kids donate donate them a lot of our listeners. Actually tell us they don't have kids. We talk about sex. We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff but also parenting. Yeah so the checkout childish new episodes every wednesday wherever. You listen to podcasts spree. Hey everyone hi hello. Welcome to another episode of alison. Rosen.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Which is why he lives his life. One quarter snicker doodle at a time. It's kevin de border and she's a comedian and producer recently discovered her love for producing when she realized that she had a deep passion for screaming. Assistance it's rene colbert tug zone here to maintain bra. I'm her husband. Daniels bomba love bus and say hello. You knew that friend. Alison our spring. Thanks in new springs. Hello.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
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"His new best friend. Show tonight. I guess he's a comedian. Podcast writer poboy and hunk enthusiasts. It's nick wagoner and he's a comedian podcast actor birthday boy doboy and tomorrow war boy. It's mike mitchell is here to pretend to be thrilled to be doing yet. Another goddamn podcast. I'm her husband. Dan and hop on aboard love bus and say hello new best friend. Alison are safe spring. Hello my.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Folks if you're not on patron what are you doing with your life. It's fun. i subscribed to so many different things. And you get like this like cool access to people and it just feels like you're in the vip room that's right you could be in the vip of the rooms. Actually that's not true. It's not the vip s but it's definitely a vip ram on my paycheck on again. Patriot comes on. It's like roseanne longliners. But we love our patriot listeners. A little bit more no. That's not true. I little bit. That's not what we love all of them the same but we appreciate the support from the pay trends and all so daniel all right. I'm speaking for myself okay. you can. I love them all the same regardless of whether they bone up for patriotic. But it's just it's fun. You can't afford it. That in that case i love you just as much but if you can't afford it and you're just holding out. Yeah with what are you doing with the bonus weekly episodes zoom parties access to the videos And if you're at confidante and above level and yes they all have cutesy friendship. He names if you're the confident and above level you can text me and i'll text you back and recently. I shared some gossip about someone. And i wouldn't name this person but i said if you text me if you're technically text us almost everyone wanted to know. Yeah so anyway this quiz. I thought it might be. Yeah i thought it'd be fun to do this news quiz now. Danielle guess what. It's not multiple choice. It's just filling the blah blah blah bumper bump bump bump bum bum news with allison bring news with allison okay daniel. Let's find out who paid attention to the news this past week. This is like wait. Wait don't tell me yes it is but this is. What's your version of wait. Don't tell me it's my version is hang on. Maybe i know that yeah. Catchy this is called. Hang on maybe. I know that it's a production of alison. Rosen is when your best friend studios hosted by. Alison rosen clean cr the bill and melinda gates.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Living in new york at the time. And maybe that was my skinniest. But i was certainly skinny. And i was driving up to l. a. Sorry i was living in new york times video. Visiting my parents and i was driving up to la to meet an agent at ca and not. I don't know why i didn't and i'm not cia. So i don't know why. I felt the need to drop that. Did you guys know that. I know people not to name drop or anything. But i've driven pass. You know why did that but anyway. It's these two photos of me from the side. Because i wanted to like look at them and figure out which outfit looked better and which but at the time it was like i have a problem i have to conceal the problem being what i look like and i look at them and i'm like look perfectly fine in both anyway. I know sometimes talk like this. People feel it's triggering and so two people who feel triggered. I want to say sorry. You'd think i would have more to say than that. I do not agree. I do not agree that there's only one way to look good. I'm just saying. I bought into that for many years and i definitely felt like there was something wrong with me and that i had to be a certain way to be accepted. I look a certain way to accept. I felt that for years Yeah i i don't have any say in trying to relate because i don't know that i can relate my issues maybe or my my sort of experience with this is probably very coming from a very different angle. You know so. I know for me. It's like a probably similar. It's like some Feeling when i was young like this struggle of feeling like a grown man versus a little boy when you go through that puberty and there's still this like weird sort of one foot in one and one foot in the other and You know there guys in junior high like men you know they just. They just develop quicker where they were held back or whatever and so it just gives you the sense of and just a little boy and It took a while to realize like okay. I have a man's body and then what does that mean. You know what is that. What's how does that. Look good to me. I don't know that i can pull apart. The part of that is just my own sense of aesthetics. How i feel. What looks good how i look when i look good versus how i'm supposed to look like i don't know like is this is my how much of my own sense of what looks good is informed by you know pictures of mark wahlberg and his underwear. You know what i mean like. I dunno weird that you hung up ranji ram. He's honey. I never actually. I don't think that. I gave that example because everyone knows that. But it's like the anyway whatever. It's well. I know that that was a thing for you. The feeling like a little boy. All the time will yeah. Yeah but i don't know some of it was physicality and so it was just Other factors having to do with like the way. I was treated and stuff like that. Some i him i rather not get into it just because i feel like i when i come on here. I talk about my childhood. In a way that makes it really seem like it was terrible childhood and stuff and like it really wasn't And then you know. I feel bad because my listen. Yeah and it's just say like yeah okay. I don't want to get into that maybe some other time. That's fine. you can shut us out if you need to move to talk about it. You don't want to hurt someone's feelings. But also i'm not i'm not gonna go there you know like i'm not. I know i understand why you asked the question. I just like to answer the question. I have to like access those memories and start to like think about like well. Why did i feel that way. This is like. I don't want to think about that stuff. It's too hot for self reflection. It's just is ancient history. I don't feel that way now. And so I don't know like it affected me in my in my young adulthood in. That's about it. All right well listen you guys. We have quite a show. We have voicemails about how it's going out there a whether you've ever been part of an online community that's sick because you know. I am obsessed with this her rendez moms grip which i have to leave literally live the end i now. I include him in the updates. Horrible women are doing. It is you. Just can't make it up. If you tried. It would be more. It would be less of a parody. Then they're real. Oh my oh my god. So i have to in the words of my therapist is it benefiting you to read it and as daniel pointed out if she said that she already knows the answer. But i can't leave. It's hard because there's a huge part of it that's just entertainment right. It's just entertainment that then has like a hangover effect and may end. Takes up too much of my time and makes me feel unwell for you to there's this aspect of like should you get involved which i already have made a rule that i will not ever again no other ways of getting it just like it's not your these are your battles no in the fact that you think that maybe is why you shouldn't connect to it anymore. The fact that i. I wonder like privately messages person. That has anything to do with you now. I know but it's been a long pandemic okay. Okay so there's that. And then finally i just said or just tell us a joke of the dumber the better because i enjoy them jokes you do. I love a dumb joke. If you in the future would like to call in the number is three two three five five three two three three one if you wanna email us air. I y n b. f show a- jim l. dot com. And don't forget. I'm on patriots fan right after we record this show. We're going to record a patriotic bonus episode. Unless we run out of time given the time our babysitters leaving in which case will just do it tomorrow. 'cause we're flexible like that but weekly. Bonus episodes zoom parties. You get to watch. The video of the thursday show. The monday shows are on youtube youtube dot com slash alison resum but thursday. Videos is run youtube. You get to submit carbs. You get to ask questions of the guests and new perk for people at the confidante level and above which is ten dollars. You can text me. And i'll text you. And i've just been a real storm of personal texting and it is very fun to that. Patriot dot com slash. Alison rosen okay. Daniel would you like to hear of west nile. sure awesome. this is ryan who twitter Yeah i told you year. I thought i had a blood clot in my leg. Might just superficial though so no life ending tragedy from i hit obstacles in the six day.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"High belong and your beautiful home i am extremely virginal and i was up to. I would love to do but stuff in your house just a handful of times as my house. I would love to be in your house and do but stuff but early of times. I should've with that in mind. I mean we wrote this amazing letter. There's like peach walls in his house and hoes. Like i have a peach sapphire ring and it reminds me of the sunset over the pasadena hills. I mean i got real wedding. Which i don't know maybe i beat me up myself in the ass i don't know. Would you keep the peach walls i would keep. The peach was and i told him that. I honestly don't think that the letter makes any difference. I it's basically like the highest bid. Yeah the money i mean. Nobody's going to be on what he's going to take a even a ten thousand dollar less offer because right the letter that they liked this market. No-one no-one offers asking right you. Can't you have to offer over asking if like seven people all offer the same amount we did. I mean either fr- until the other day they put them face down and swirl them around and grab one there. There's no way i mean you know. How do you choose if if the four of us had put in letters. How would you choose the but have you have a little boy on luggage. You have a beautiful husky. Makes you have a a frenchie and you have my dog and you have a family and everybody's beautiful. I would've well for the in. This between if i was competing gets the three of you. I would put the picture of my dog and then i would have put a picture of my bottle. Hey bread and you know this is. This has been a handful of times. Yeah and entrance hall what if they wanted a pristine gazon alison would get the house. Honestly i don't and then there's music a cavernous cave echoing throughout the house. My sense is that mine doesn't look pristine. I'm not talking about like hygiene or anything. I just feel like despite the fact that i have like a. There's not a lot of miles on that whole none really. I feel like it looks worse for the wear. I don't know. I think i looked at my butthole in like a decade every day real spread it every i shower just to see what's going on. What are you looking for you know and you have you just stick a mirror down there and you know i just shower. I just read a little. You know take a look. I don't like get in there in those in the bathroom mirror. I don't get like. I don't get like my nice this mirror out. Yeah that's lit up this. Imagine maybe our world tonight. You're lighted makeup mirror down by your bunghole like a tiny tiny butthole ring light. I don't wanna see that. I mean i love it. It's a beautiful part of my body. But i don't need to see that. Yeah okay anyway my house we were so i think jackie was saying real quick before you say that i have a question as a person who has never attempted to buy a house this letter is that literally required an or it's or it's like a thing like you're supposed it's wired alter says they strongly wrongly recommend because everyone else will be writing this letter and the idea is people have attached to their home so they might and they always have these stories about like despite what everyone just said of. It's the money that talks. Because i do think it's the right talks with..
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Jackie you wanna way. And you don't have to and tony obviously ethan weigh-in i will say this when you have a menu presented in front of you every once in a while. You want to order something a little different. I am a creature of habit. It's not something you order every time you go out to eat special occasions. Jackie jackie alison just wants. The general so stricken every time. That's just check. I'm just saying you might really like the special of the night and it might be something you wanna get again and again i had time. You're there you know. What if i become like only bought sex about slant would be the horror matt. Listen i do not have my ears pierced. So pure pure and he's never had a tampon in there in a jewish cemetery ellison. I'm completely mark but the reason why i don't have my ears pierced is because again my extremely strict korean immigrant religious parents When i was growing up thought that painting my nails and getting my ears pierced was like a sign of like the devil and so they at my mother absolutely prohibited And then and then you know so. Then i desperately wanted it when i was in high school but then by the time i got out of college i was like. I don't even care anymore. Like i've lived this long with it. So do you know what i mean like kind of how when i was in high school and college my wanting to get my ears pierced was your wanting butts x. yes Do you wear clip on earrings. Ever sometimes i do but has has your harry. Sister ears pierced. I'm so sorry. I said that to be funny. Bet is rude. I'm sorry has your sister. Got ears pierced my hairy ass. Sister totally hazard ears pierced and got her ears pierced in highschool because by the time my sister was in high school. My mom was like offering with care anymore. You know if your sister has ever ordered off the special menu. Ask her that. I've never as my sister either. I don't know that's quite an enigma. To me what if i'd asked my sisters. I'm the one person that's asked their sisters. Have you like tony sisters. Totally but i have not asked and i would like to move on. This episode is all about the front and the back really gonsalves. This is a three sixty. Tony's factor is so tight right now thinking about asking his sisters. If they've done but stuff. I would text my sister and ask her right now. I mean she'd probably tell me to it do you. I mean you probably should let her know it's not she doesn't want her shit on the internet. No no i'll tell you later. But she was she does. She's a she's like a real person with like a job children's same with my psycho like us over shares the world. This is why my this is. My husband can ever run for office. People are always like office. He literally can tape of mutombo anal and everything else. But that's international women's day celebrate. Celebrate okay pallet cleanser then. Tony has commercial to share with us and then we got to get into our spell. But i wanna tell you guys about. I have a brand new sponsor. I'm so excited about them. They're called bloom scape. They sell indoor and outdoor plants. I now have a giant extra large size chinese fan palm in my living room in a pot i got my choice of colors is in a slate pot. It is bringing so much life and greenery and beauty to my.
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Taken charge of their mental health with the help of an experienced. Better help professional. Okay so this next call. I suspect this person is not who they say they are trying to figure out who it is alison rate mortgage remortgaging. A super fan of the show. I really like it. Had listened to a quite a bit. I uh sending in some of the just you or is a things. And i listen to all the time. So ray morgan. I saw on instagram. That you have a phone number that we can call. So i'm calling it and it let's Let me know how you doing. I'm doing fine Back to work now Kids are good I mean home. Schooling is tough. And i'm talking to say but you know what i'm talking about. Yeah i think you have at least one kid so That's it and then also can you stand song underwear. I don't have really strong feeling one way or the other about song underwear I i personally don't wear it obviously but Not obviously but i don't. It looks comfortable to me for women you know you know. I guess it's kinda sexy. Or whatever and i don't don't really have feelings about it Sound off implemented or less. There's got to be more than so I'm gonna go that's Have a good show. It's me ray morgan. Sounds he sounds so much. Like sounds like greg. Keller i know yeah yeah. I don't think raise doing home schooling either. No but anyway mill so good to hear from you ray and then this is someone daniel. You don't know who this person is. But she was a regular on allison roses and your best friend when it was a you. Stream xiao herewho. Friend alison rosen. This is no auto called well Long underwear no thong. You don't underwear it's gross. 'cause there's a little strip and things your whole and it's Things get a little shifty down there. Aerobic your peephole too and that's not only gross dangerous five now so she okay so you know a pencil dance. That is referenced in my theme song where we would make pencils look bendy while i played it. Was you know it's it's swept the nation. I don't know where nevada was but she found this assume get stuff. She found this humongous pencil. It was like a seven foot tall prop pencil and she held up. She do this. I think it's on my youtube dot com slash alison. Rosen's it's in the way in the archive somewhere but she she did..
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"alison" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"And now live from isolation station in burbank. California it's the plague week. Forty six thousand rose in his new best friend show tonight house walking. Suggest he's a writer zadie chaser and man who lives his bread. Truth it's jordan morris and she's a writer and podcasters taking advantage of this quarantine to get so good at a new hobby. She now whittles her own. Tanis it's alley ward poem zone is here to maybe be introduced at some point. A husband daniels. Save hop on board love bus. Say hello to you new best friend alison or spring. Hello.