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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #51: This Week in Rob & Akiva

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #51: This Week in Rob & Akiva

"The in every week Kiva need yeah. That's right Robin. Akiva need a podcast episode number fifty fifty one storm episode fifty one and boy. Have we got a great one for you today because coming off the heels of talking talking about Rob Schneider Schneider and Colleen Haskell in the animal we are back once again to talk about everything that's going on with if my co host and Co founder of Robin Akiva need a podcast who I a podcast with every single week not just in the last asked week of September every single year years the Great Akiva Winokur Kitahara you listen to the theme song I think he says every weekend better attack. No no you don't think so. What are you doing best stuff? No it's every talk show. I was just listening over this yeah. I think he's wrong. I think ISA's better attack. We're not playing it again. Everybody knows now. Did He. Say Robin Akiva comcast. I think that that is a question worth debating but now every every weekend we're recording a couple of days early. We're releasing on the weekend yeah whatever happened the should we play the remix. I mean people the the most feedback we got from last week's episode was that do not touch the altro. which is the perfect strangers altro? I was so does the perfect strangers theme Song Xavier Perfect Strangers the opening theme song has words clothing is Lord of like a Like Electric Guitar version of the some say tinny and yeah but people like that. I didn't realize I guess there's really no room for the the robina comcast remix right now okay all right. Maybe there was like an instrumental -Cremento version. Maybe if our good friend craigslist Carl might be able to make a remastered instrumental Altro to Rob Nikki you need to podcast That's a good idea work on the episode hundred okay all right Kiva last time on Robben Akiva need a podcast you I I watch the animal and suffered through that then we talked about it we had a jam packed mailbag we heard submissions from people's parents and then and we spun the wheel and the wheel came up with a coin flip you one was a half or what was the other thing on the coins some sort of Harper trumpet the Harp Yeah and you one and you could have picked anything anything off the wheel and so a Kiva you made us wait on pins and needles before ultimately announcing where we're going to do here today. What is today's podcast all about yeah well first of all we didn't really have any choices because because behind the scenes like row recording a couple of days after the last one very soon after the last one came out so a lot of the current things on the wheel have a big audience participation the patient element we just couldn't you couldn't really lock that in with forty eighth? I mean two hours notice so we went up and down the wheel and we found one thing that I'm hearing a lot of we the Royal Way yes okay. Why I mean listen? You could have been involved in this. Yes I send you an email sandwich pick and you said I don't know I said Cameo casts. No I asked you on the podcast what should pick because they send you an email with four choices and you're like yeah whatever you didn't you didn't answer which choice Yeah Cameo cast that its own series of problems which was I didn't think we can necessarily get the cameos in time and there was no way any listeners so you said you wanted to listeners to get as cameos. There was no that was going to happen. Yeah okay so we'll get. We'll get to it and maybe even next week but yes so I figured like what if we had one of the guest hosts do all the work over the weekend and they can you know they can put the podcast together without the requiring the help of fifty different listeners okay and so in case somebody started playing the podcast and didn't read the title. What is today's podcast about? It's called Robin Akiva shoot. What's it called this Robin Akiva? It's very late I recording this at two twenty six. Am For me right now this week in this week and Robin and what does that mean rob okay so we're going to be welcoming a guest to the podcast and we're not going to discuss whether or not we should have a guest and he's already here and we're going going to be bringing in the man who is the inventor of the this week in survivor history quiz to play a around today day of this week in rob and Akiva history. Please welcome the host of the this week in survivor history quiz quiz the great Mr Jordan K. Lash wow what a week for Jordan Kayla Ish. I know glad that glad to be here on the comcast. I've been listening. I've listened to fifty and a half of the Aria episodes. I still have the rest of last weeks to get to but a very excited to be here. I have a lot of great trivia questions so you guys Jordan. There's been fifty episodes. You're saying you've listened to fifty and a half episodes. I've listened to it wasn't that was there was one where we had the CY. We're going to do at the live show. Wheel number was like forty one a listen to fifty and he's he's. He didn't know he was right but I think they're usually coaches wrong. It's an accident there was also to episodes that we made before we actually came up with Robin and Kevin need a podcast. That's Canon or or not yeah. Those are the prequels yeah okay so Jordan. Kayla is here to also promote that he's going to be back on the survivor podcast. This season on John Rob has a podcast where he will be basically. We're trying out something new. We're bullpen the wiggle room. This season Akiva aware Wigley is gonNA come out. Throw an inning or two with Casey Kasem in the wand off and then Kahlil is coming out at our long man wait so you're gonNA have one five guests with Witoelar Kayla without at the same time again Wigley is going to he's our he's our opener. He's coming out wand off he's GonNa he's coming out of the bullpen. Throw in one hundred miles an hour and then we're going to then Kayla. She's gotta go. Six is kosher knuckleballer. This is this was supposed to the Bingo hormones roles. Yeah don't compare yourself. The Domingo's Nestor Cortes Stephen Target we. I don't know who is going to be now. Okay the Domingo Herrmann of podcasting Jordan okay all right all right Jordan. Can you explain what we're going to do here today. I can try so what we're going to do. I have a very detail notes here. I as you know I sent you a Google doc with. I believe thirty four audio clips so I have compiled based on the the episodes that you ended Akiva have done in your podcasting career this week in Robin Akiva history there were a lot of podcasts that you guys have done. There was one rene episode which was the May Twenty second one thousand nine hundred eight episode and there were six Seinfeld episodes we end up getting to five of them. Which which are the shower head the Non Fat Yogurt the Chinese restaurant and the finale so? I guess that's four K. Two there. There were six five of them. There were there were actually five and we got to force so keep us to skip one so boring answer. Well well I I. I didn't say this skip one. I said if you're running at a time because he did all this was running. He doesn't answer since you asked rob. Is that one week we happen happen to release an episode per tunes on a Sunday and Saturday so I figured the son was probably like Scott used to draw those episodes like one. Am Pacific that's really the previous this week's episode that okay we skipped a year. No Year we get we didn't do too and we we just did one in a week. Okay all right. We're represented twenty fourteen through two thousand eighteen eighteen. The only thing I did for the past was I went back and and and you know found which episodes because there were there were there were times where you and I would record no podcast. Are you coming thirty two fans or we do something else so I had to make sure that it never happened during this week turning this okay it did not and the week in question is the he last week of September every single year right correct so these days there's the twenty second through the twenty eighth. We also akitas birthday week. That's that's right. I wonder if that comes up in all five of these episodes yes and do you know what's very interesting to also Jimmy Autumn's birthday week Yeah Yeah Jenny Autumn Haley strong big birthday so the ups I said before it was the May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety eight which actually included the the real run of the survivor. The sorry the seinfeld finale which is one of the episodes that you guys did this week and Robin Akiva all full circle very Meta Very Meta. We have a a lot of information and I like I. I think a message me on Thursday morning I saw in my when I woke up to go to work. Did you on and I can. I was like I had a very busy weekend. I was doing production on a fake survivor season which surprised surprised nobody Jordan every week rob but every time I speak to him he's working on a fake survivors these I think he has a fake job where he just feels to these. If you need Jordan Jordan manager fake survivor season is there keep it to win the invention of addiction. It's like Chester's charts. I think this point point. He's gone too far could you. Maybe like we also have to come with stakes for this game later so the stakes could be like Jordan messes up. He's banned for six months from fakes viruses. The ready messed up like twice in things that does that so. It's unlikely that I'm going to pitch a perfect game going report this but I did get a lot of help from from people in the community. I had Wolfram American Damian who Damian ex you cut the clips for me. I had Aryeh regular podcast listener Wolfram America. He called me out for questioning whether or not he listens to the show yes. Are you okay. Let's clasping Nick Fishermen Sean the Mailman Giovanni or Alana and Damian X. also listened to some of these episodes and wrote some questions for the so it was a team effort. We have fifty three questions which is much different than the seven survivor history yeah more than defenses rob fifty three questions. I told us for six hours twenty seven minutes to babysit while my wife goes the yoga so let's finish this. If all right here the way that this is GonNa work each each question is going to be worth one point. There may be a little bit of an exception to that and you'll see when we get a little bit further into the podcast but I think we should maybe be I don't know I don't think we're GONNA get all fifty three questions. I think that's GonNa take ways you long but if we cut it off when you guys are when you guys is your done other. When you guys are Die Rob Rob your one of your jobs as you decide how many questions we're gonNA? We'll get a feel for it. After all right. Maybe one of US early and sort of will have a magic number where rob I think fifty three is is a lot. Yes a lot is a lot okay all right so any other wrinkles to the game Jordan. Is there any sort of twist or is it just straight trivia know straight trivia. I there's there aren't going to be any questions where I don't read the multiple choice options that that is a rule from this week in survivor history ribbon not in this game so it's really pretty straightforward one point per question. There's going to be one round where you could potentially get two points on a question. We'll get to that when we get to that but so there is a little bit of a twist. Here's there are two categories that the questions are in categories. I have eight categories stories. There is one category that are questions about rob and only Akiva can answer that question those questions. There's also a category that's questions about Akiva and only rob can answer those questions okay now now. What should I have from you? What even so what I have from you is the extent of what I have from? You is one file called Clip thirty one. What's Nice share? Hold on let me I don't think now oh boy. I don't the only thing I have from you. Is One file called unless you have a fake name do you are you having unlike a going great suffer and you're all done. I don't know why that's okay. I'm adding you to the to the doctor do you have do you have a file. That has all the questions on Jordan I have. I have a file that has all the questions I had clips you. You only okay okay so this is you you have thirty four clicks now right so I open this or no lips thirty four clicks all the canal. I have all the clubs. Some there are some questions that don't have clips. They didn't need the clips when the way that it's GonNa work. After you answer a question that has clip I'll tell you to play the clip in the clip will reveal if you're are right or wrong. Okay just also that I feel like that this folder with the clips does it goes up to thirty four. I it starts with three. There's no seven or eight what there's no eleven or twelve year. It says wait a second. How is that maybe they're all news? Dell small uploading it's possible I am looking at clip. One through clip thirty. I opened refreshed into quick. Okay all right all right. We're good I. I think we got here. Okay all right. We ready to start. I'M READY TO START THE STAKES AKIVA sustain okay. Here's my proposal. Yes okay most recently. I lost a genie bet to Akiva when I launched the census which meant that I need to perform three husband genie wishes for my wife life that she can call in at any time yeah Akiva yeah I gotta get out double or nothing. Wife Genie wishes but nothing new six. What are you GONNA do? If you have to do something that I feel good what though you then you might have to do. Six Genie wishes I guess but three and six for me it's not can I just read some of the listeners suggestions sure then dollar lose to give each of his kids and wife and air horns that they could play until all the air is gone he also said the loser pays for the winner to take his wife at an uncharacteristically characteristically romantic in by Air Horn your kids would definitely want them expensive and romantic date it'd be funny if it was a romantic but not in as in prince could expensive like it has to be romantic but also the KFC game nine month. This is thirty me too fans sponsored by Robert's packets. I don't know what would would get if the thirty two fans for a month was sponsored by Rob podcast losers to watch the I animal again. That's fine lose us to leave the House for at least thirty minutes. Mike Bloom says that if IF I win if you if you win he says I have to go which I've previously refused to do on this history with Jordan Taylor turned down. I think four years in a row at but if so that's if you win and if I win I get to pick any guest. I want to be a guest on the show this year I I got a choice for it will not be me for a guest on on your show so you think like what would you pick if you if you one Nan wh wh- what would you pick the thing about it I mean maybe I had. Maybe you know it's for sale possibly veto power. He said also veto hammer so if you don't like so you know it could be for sale could sick shut up tim on you. Guys like you said okay well. This week is history. I Pick Sally Ali splashes friend Missy to be the guest definitely an option but veto watch survivor that was one of the issues is that she didn't watch for it. I don't know I don't know what TV shows missy watches definitely not survivor. I don't think I don't think Sally's splash being called splash around. Okay I think I think that's good. What do you think about that we could do or we can do? We can do your idea. We could do. Both whatever you want okay I want to do. Both we have double stakes sakes. I'm not losing today so whether you WanNa come on a much better memory than me and I have the three to forty disadvantage you also got sent the clips you might never cheated on any of these. I know you wouldn't but but your sound very detto double bets double bats so so what are the benefits all right. If you lose your you do not do any of you win you do not have to any wife Jeannie stakes but if you lose up to six wife Jeannie tasks and and then and also if you win the wife going to be so mad come downstairs time. Guess what I'm out. I'm out and I in a trivia contest. I don't have to do any wishes for you. Why if you were really not like you yeah now as opposed so now when she really really doesn't like I'm an per mike bloom? If I win I have to if you have to go on on twitch with Jordan cages appointees. He's pointing me off on you to me. That's the biggest prize I think I think a lot of Israeli win yeah and if I win I get to it could be missy could be shut up. Tim Rob does have veto power but you know within reason you can't be like like no don't pick Domingo Herrmann no domingo her mind. I mean Mitch Guard sauce if he's back on twitter wants the twins inevitably get swept first round of the playoffs in three games he could be my guess that'll be good yeah not like Edwin India's. Do you have to watch survivor to be on this weekend. Survivor histories that if we requisite it helps it helps to watch the show okay all right let's get into we got fifty three questions to get two thousand four hundred zero. Let's what's the over under right now in questions that you think we'll get to ten eighteen okay okay. Let's say Okay so rob. The categories like I said our Jordan Kayla is is is not known for his quick hosting work no definitely not but my my thorough hosting works sometimes. It's better to be thorough than quick rob. They'll know that yeah so here are the categories that you could choose from. We have rob questions. We Have Akiva questions only choose rob only rob could use AKIVA we have the episode of May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety eight we have Seinfeld the shower head Seinfeld the nonfat yogurt Chinese restaurant the seinfeld finale and I can't believe just chester now all it is all stick with things about chester just questions yeah and there are different. Ah Mounts of questions on each of these categories. If you finish a category I'll close it out and you won't be able to go back and forth like jeopardy. I don't don't know what do you think I was going to go back and forth category that I can't answer the questions I still have to go back and forth right. I think we should go forth that was that's how I planned it are we can we each win points on any question or no. It's like Rob's question or Akiva question. No you could win. If you correct answer you get a point if you are there multiple choice for all of these none of these every single one is multiple choice choice fifty three multiple choice questions like like a biology teacher. I I have a print it out. It looks like it's the sat okay Chester. Take it this weekend yes and rubbed a better than me actually Chester I've live forget Bill Simmons and cousin Sal you play along and you tell us if you beat a bob or Akiva That's a good one yeah play along. Everyone can play along Johnny Diesel. There is GonNa grow Chester unstrapped do if he ends up losing US come back on social media. He's Social Media Terry and knowing all the groups where it's like you you ask a question chesser comes in with chart. They've been very inaccurate all right so I think it should be back and forth on the okay. That's how I planned it originally so oh who who wants to go I it doesn't really matter I okay I keep choose a category from the ones that I gave you choose a category. I'm I'M GONNA say May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety eight episode okay their nap episode and you could choose a number from one through nine. You just just pick numbers if the random order so you know what's been yes good good job order. The questions get harder. Is it like two hundred hundred four hundred six hundred eight hundred no not at all okay. Yes then just going order Jordan okay so I'm GonNa go in order. It's completely random based on what category you pick so question number one what what slashed who does rob sarcastically say isn't self-referential enough on the episode. Is it a recap be. ESPN see Dan and the war dog to silva or d the ringer so this is one of the non audio questions. This is an audio question the the audio audio's was acquired clips are all answers. How do you like this okay now? That makes sense. I'm gonNA say the ringer because we talk about the episode five right we that's all we talked about the first few we out so a d the Ringer Rob Blake play clip number four okay. I feel like the one bad thing thing about the the ringer they don't talk enough about the ringer on social media and self-referential. I wonder works. There's a big star. Everyone wants to know more about like. I need to know more about what people are eating for lunch and everything that's going on officers. I wish they would do more of that yeah. Why is it so Akiva you get a good start? You did use this. I feel like you still talk a lot about Roger Sherman. I use them as an example if people don't care but then we re tweeted me this week so he now he's good okay all right rob you get to choose the the next question why don't we just stick with the instead had a balancing around APPs or yeah. Does that make sense Akiva. Yeah that's fine with me. Okay okay so let's do. Let's do like four Renault questions and then we'll switch or ORAPA. We'll get into question then we'll switch categories after that okay so this is number two what idea came up on the wheel at the end of the May twenty second one thousand nine hundred nap episode was in the wife swap quiz be your tweets trash see top tenor trash de Leprechaun so what came up on the wheel. What was the following following episode? The answer is a wife swap quiz final answer. You are correct. This one doesn't have a clip so you you got a point there. Yes the wife Sean Quiz came after the May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety that whole question was what is episode six as opposed like remembering something from a year ago Okay Yeah so rob. I guess you get to choose the category now. Okay let's go to what's the furthest back one that you have the first of this back. We have actually episodes we have. I should've shower head to Nonfat yogurt Chinese restaurant. I guess Chinese restaurants restaurants the first one to Chinese restaurants so we're going to do two questions now from the Chinese for twenty fourteen eighteen. Yes okay at this game for Awhile Rob Yeah. This is our sixth birthday. Week of podcasting alright are alright so this question is for Akiva Akiva. How much money did Akiva what this is? This is poorly early word question as as stay in the pockets okay. How much money did a Kiva think you think someone would have to pay rob to stick his face in somebody soup and and blow is it a one hundred dollars be five thousand dollars see a million dollars d? He said rob never do it. I I mean I know which the numbers I use in. One of them is always a million so I'm going to say million okay. Let's go to clip number twenty nine for the for the answer. Okay seen from the Chinese restaurant restaurant. Here's what Akiva said. How much money would you need to seek? My face is somebody's soup and blow. I'd say probably at least I at least two hundred. I think you really what you would do it for. You would consider doing that. I the five thousand five thousand no I think you're being you're being too precious. Akiva a fat for a thousand dollars. You'RE GONNA over to somebody soup and blow in their soup. I mean who's the person are. They going to beat me up. Also how hot is the soup because it I I you know I wouldn't want to take scalding face burns for or two hundred dollars but you're gonNA give me two hundred dollars cash still do that practice. Is this you now or is this your in two thousand fourteen. I can't you can't tell me this tell yeah castle and sounds like it's awesome. Correct on Jan was was be five thousand that sound good podcast Akiva that talking about the Seinfeld podcasts that people will then begin to go back and re listen the the renowned stands realized that there is a whole back catalogue. I think you should one hundred eighty plus Robin Akiva episodes that are waiting for them to bench. Netflix should buy those does Netflix should purchase those who is really big into the other Seinfeld podcast. They had a documentary with them. I feel Netflix. We're there guys where I mean. What would it cost to buy us out on the Seinfeld Post Show Recap Archive? I mean if the flights offered one hundred dollars at the end of the day. I don't know why we think the soup right. I don't know why we are. They gonNA hosted for us. I think we'd pay them probably yeah it's just put it on the platform. We don't even care we would we would literally probably pay them if they and even the slightest bit of promotion okay all right so it's what one to one now. It's my question your question same category so what was is the Hashtag for this episode was at a Hashtag scrumptious be Hashtag Cartwright see Hashtag Seinfeld Four D. Hashtag. Rip Shea Stadium why would they have rip's Shea Stadium in a twenty fourteen Seinfeld podcast ask. I'll say it was scrumptious. Say you know what it is Makita. I think it's car right. I remember getting tweets after car right. I think we like up there. Hashtag Game Okay Yeah. It seems like that it's very on the nose for car car right. What's your clip number thirty one okay clip number thirty one in honor of Mike Piazza who closed out Shea stadium keeping the Hashtag for this episode? I think I think cartwright yeah. I think that's what I was gonNA say to car. Right is the Hash so basic so basic so on the nose I I remember getting couple tweets. We gotta get better hashtags than that. Not Proud not proud. We don't do tags on this show. We bring it back. We bring back saying we could do a Paul. We could do a poll for next last week Okay I. I you know we also need rob. Someone like I'd say a every technical third episode. I said we're going to do a poll but then by the time the episode comes out I don't WanNa do it right away because spoilers whatever and then I forget so I need a poll reminder whole reminder reminder seeking Paul Reminder for Renee okay. We're four questions chains in forty nine more to go. It's a one a one one game. We're all tied up so let's go with. I think I'm GONNA choose the categories for now I. I let you guys do it for the first two. It's it's worked out well but I'm going to change it up for whatever reason okay so this this this round. I'm going to have rob answer. A question about Akiva and Akiva will answer a question about rob so Akiva. You'RE GONNA get the first question it's this is one of my rob questions. I'M GONNA go with with this one. What was what was unknowingly a preview for the baby naming pod sorry in knowing shot in what was unknowingly England a preview for the baby naming podcast? What did rob say would be a good girl's name was it a Slovenia G Stonier see Latvia Jeroen Rohan? It's not row in. That'd be insane if it was rowing everybody there yeah I have no idea I don't remember this at all. I guess I'm GonNa say Slovenia now. Play Clip Clip number twelve. That is a beautiful name back so I like the country Slovene why I like Slovenia. I've never been there but I feel like that's a good name for a girl Slovenia. Yeah that's well that happens to be where Milan trump is from Slovenia yeah okay that'd be a good backup name. Wow kief really standing Malania back in two thousand fourteen that editor. That's the back story. I mean country. She's from that's not a backstory. It's like that's the one thing you knew Slovenia early like they had a guy. The Guy Likes Lot go. They had a soccer player who was like their best player. WHO's first and last name we're with Z's? That's why I remember wow yeah yeah Keefe two thousand fourteen. Keep a keep a good job. You've done a whole podcast with rob about the types of names that he likes consciously you. You were always always GonNa get that one right so rob. You're going to have an AKIVA question here. So this is from the renowned episode what Nineteen Ninety eight movie poster that was hung up by the Long Island Railroad. Did AKIVA contemplate stealing a Godzilla be titanic see Bulworth D. deep impact. I just told the story again. It might have been in real life though I don't remember the difference in Real Life Path here choices against which ninety eight movie was hung up by the Long Island railroad and keep it a wanted to steal it a Godzilla be titanic see Bulworth impact. I'm going to say it was Bulworth. Okay so let's your clip number. Two Okay Tannock wasn't even ninety-seven wasn't the Godzilla movie I remember they had a really cool rule poster. by the Long Island railroad there was like this giant poster and I always wanted. I never stole anything in my life but it was wanted to take the poster and then I start like what if like I'm sure it's going to be gone in a week or two because they're not gonna be prone to move. WHO CAN I call and ask if I could have the poster when they're done with it but I was too lazy as a kid to do that but I really wanted to take that post and put up? My Room was just like a giant Godzilla foot but I remember thinking it was so cool you famously hate Sifi. Why did you want Godzilla poster? I thought it was cool poster. I never saw the the Matthew Broderick God's ill movie was just a really cool poster knows fourteen. I don't know I thought it was cool. Yeah okay all right so it's not so I mean isn't more of an action movie than Sifi Godzilla giant Lizard yeah but it's I mean like it is science. It is fiction but it's it's more of an action movie. I think I duNNo. I Dunno Matthew Broderick. I'm really an action star is he. A SCI FI more KHUSAIBI did project x Matthew Projects and he's the Data Project X. That's a dad he was the kid in project x Matt Project. I checked X. We're talking about the party movie like a knockoff of pride. No He's like Jordan. You know what I'm talking about projects right. I have cutty Song Ottoman on the pursued. Okay nobody it's like I think there's two movie. was you different. There's two movies are project X Yeah I'm starred in Nineteen eighty-seven projects meals crappy movie but yes as punishment for a minor offence the air force assigned pilot Jimmy a Garrett Matthew Broderick to watch over group of chimpanzees used for military experiments. You know this is more of like a super bad knockoff. Project acts like a crazy house party that gets out of control okay. I can't believe you haven't seen I've never seen that. I've never heard of it. It was a big deal is a big hit. Either you have a you have a two one lead after out of two after two rounds of the game and the next story we're GONNA go to is. I can't believe it's just Chester Elkin so this this question is going to be for a Kiva what rejected question to chester submit for the shower head podcasts mailbag according to you how much which action is Uncle Leo getting what is the proper amount of baths that a man should take a year see. Have you ever snuck poppy seeds into your friends food to get them busted. The shower has too much our hold on my both know the answer the question so this is a question that was submitted by Chester Ester that Akiva set on the podcast that he was not going to read he was not going to read it but he did say it on the podcasts yes so it's definitely the horny one. It's definitely Uncle Leo how much action is he getting all right. Let's hear Clip Number Twenty servicing the h word Chester rush this week. That's it. I'm here to rob. I go through with a fine tooth comb. Not every question makes it to the to the final. Okay okay got. It's a you gotta you gotTa work hard yet some question about like like how much action is Is that something to explore I I I you know I the thought of even you know I. I didn't even want to get into that Jerry. You wouldn't believe it. No I met this girl named Slovenia would be like Seinfeld subplot that he's like sleeping with trump's wife. Oh No twenty one thousand nine hundred eighty eight trump yeah ninety eight trump donald trump's wife Marla MARLA maples well. It's an early science fiction. It's like Godzilla yeah. Okay sorry but you have your correct act. You have three to one lead. You need you need you need to build a tiny gave me some bulletin board material when guaranteed a win yeah like when I like Jeremy Collin. Ellen did all right so rob this is also under. I can't believe it's just chester. This is from the seinfeld finale. What plot hold the chester notice in the finale episode? The gang is flying to Paris but it had been previously revealed that Kramer doesn't have passport be Kramer tells Jerry that nobody he comes back after the move to La despite himself coming back from L. A. and Season Four C. Mabel Show Aka the Marble Rye women testified at the finale despite Helen Seinfeld revealing feeling that she had died at del Boca Vista during the wizard episodes Dietrich Westchester actually didn't send in an email for the final episode boy. Am I getting harder questions than Akiva Kiva is. I don't think so you had a question what is episode six of this podcast yeah which is a pretty easy one to answer that was New Jersey Eh but you were very confident. I know I would've got that one wrong would chester and not have submitted finale episode Iv like he's got that so I'll say the one about the marble Rye lady okay so play clip number twenty seven okay here we go number twenty seven as Chester did point out in his email. Kramer himself did leave Los Angeles after moving out there right right yes kramer literally did this and he could not have gotten out fast enough. I mean he almost wasn't able to leave because he could have been in jail right around so maybe he understands how hard it is to leave so it's actually not a crazy thing that he's saying okay. I completely made up the Maple so yes rob you were you you were incorrect. AKIVA still has a three to one lead here and let's let's stick with Seinfeld. Let's go to the Non Fat Yogurt. These questions were written written by a by Arielle Kayla's Glasmann so we are going to go to that category here. Let me find it there. We go okay Akiva. Let's do question number. One which of these frozen yogurt places did not come up on the podcast a man and she's B. C. Yogurt Land D. T. C. B. Y. This for me. Why don't even know what Cat Seth it is be that I don't know what it is? I'm GONNA say be. That's a made a place. I think be is correct according to that according to Arielle that this is a yogurt place in in Israel so what from who wrote these questions Arielle Keilor's allege glassman reo cage glassman family history like I don't understand what was the question for. She was for you. Yes I even you do get the point. I don't even think I honestly I'm GONNA I'm GonNa rejected that point because that's an five. I'll give you another question here. I've a backup so rob brings up Susan Susan powder a well known fitness and weight loss motivator and overnight sensation from the late ninety s because Jerry says to Kramer at one point right. Let's start the insanity which rob rightly believes as a nod to powders very well known slogan. Stop the insanity something that something she has issues with which I I overeating something. She has issues with prior to starting her motivation career. He has no idea who Susan is and they start doing a deep dive on Susan. He finds out where Susan was living. According to wikipedia where does she live an earth ship in New Mexico. Be a you're in southern California see a mobile Zona de in a van down by the the river. I have no idea what just happened on that yet. But what does that even the question question where Susan powder live now where did Susan powder live can ask a follow up question sure who Susan Susan powder. What are we talking about you? Didn't you didn't know this one. You didn't know who she was. When the when Seinfeld episode aired either she's apparently a fitness and weight loss motivator? Isn't that the pressing thing Akiva that we make progress week after week on this podcast but then it fades away like you where we learn stuff week after week. Were we're destined to go back to knowing exactly the same stuff that we knew before you know people were asking me. Do I know what a pop socket is this week. Yeah people were like of course no. Does anyone know talk. I've never heard of it. I still don't know what it is Jordan keilor's you know what it is. No no idea okay. I might be overrating how well known pop sock. Oh we're GONNA put it on the map then that's fine but I don't think right now what is it. It's a thing that you put on the back of your own Jordan probably in his seen it but doesn't know what it's called all. I think if I wanted to make a call on my car like I put known sell `this and stick stick it on desk. No you stick it on the back of your phone and it helps you hold your phone okay. I have seen those they were on a shark tank right. I don't know if it's on shark thing I think it was. I think it was on shark tank. I think I saw that episode. Don't Spoil Binge Shark thing. I also want spoiler Cuba and this question. Where does where does not go with AKIVA? You're you are correct in New Mexico so you get things jet rob. Can I make a comment yes. I don't like that. They put in like one awful jokey answer in every every one of the choice welcome to Jordan quiz. It makes no sense why would at least two five five is hard to follow. What's what that that Jordan that makes those stop doing that for the podcast? It doesn't make any sense node robbery homicide here. Are you all my side. It makes sense to have a joke answer the quizzes so long Akiva that I actually appreciate the joke cancer. It's like it's the comedy but it's a one in three at this point not a one hour war just choices joining at go back to nap at some points. I WanNa make sure we do all this is renee we will we will do their naps but this is rob. AWW does get one question now. From the the Non Fat Yogurt The New York mayoral race of Nineteen ninety-three as a running storyline in this episode where Rudy Giuliani is running against David Dinkins on the PODCAST podcast. You both the swearing in being memorable for what a his son making funny faces be his son mimicking the official swearing and Rudy Giuliani see his son mirroring Giuliani's actions and words de his son adjusting his pants and getting impatient. What year was this from the frozen yogurt? Uh check yet the seinfeld television episode or the are no rotten. The Post show recap ask Giuliani was on twenty fourteen off the map at this point. We've changed restaurant Twenty fifteen probably fifteen twenty two thousand fifteen of that the twenty fourth two thousand sixteen the shower. Oh we're going for the non-fat your yes. It was twenty fifteen yeah so Giuliani back back in the mix all right so I think that the sun was he was like mimicking so there's there's to hear mimicking getting the official or mirroring Giuliani's actions and words I will say that he he was mimicking the official so the answer is actually see son was mirroring Giuliani's actions in uh-huh has a four to one lead and I have a very interesting tidbit here about Andrew Giuliani who's now the grown son of Rudy Giuliani. He's actually the current publicly as an assistant assistant to the president of the United States got that job on merit okay so we're going to go away. We know this deep dive would involve so much White House talk back. Thanks for the White House steering things that you guys have talked about before. I wish I wish we have parents where you're just like. Fail upwards instead of downwards as the these the you know it's automatic that the you know these guys are like all right fine you just you're in the White House. Your Dad is important not that I want to be in the White House. I'm just saying yeah okay okay all right. Let's go go. Let's go back to let's go back to Ron KNAPP. This is going to be a question for AKIVA AKIVA two. What Song do you guys analyze? The lyrics is on the May twenty second nine hundred ninety eight episode was getting Gygi with with by by Wilson's be too close Sims. I said Joe Cancer with that. One of the joke answers it says will Smith I'm used to reading questions about survivor as getting Jay dickey with it by will Smith to close by next see the boy is mine by Brandy and Monica de my heart will go on by Selene Dion Yeah. This is rob classic a B to close next okay. Let's hear clip number six. Okay the song to close if I if I can't revisit the the plot of the song yeah the so so it's about a guy who is on the dance floor with the girl but he's telling the girl a hey. You're you're dancing too close to me and I'm coming aroused and you're you're giving me an erection on here on the the dance floor. That's inappropriate yeah yeah so Akiva five one commandingly now that was an easy right are easy one very easily won. I thought it was gonNA be hard one. He's talking about the song again Jordan so I am not the number three. This is for rob who did raw call out for not doing well in the podcast. One sports pool was a rich Eisen. Would the Dan Patrick see Shaquille O'Neal D Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'll say it was Shakeel O.`Neil Okay let's hear clip number five Okay Eddie Shack our our competition in the in the singularly because one thirty nine fifteen rebound debt he had a shock but it was not doing as well in the podcast one sports net pool yeah I does he. He makes the Pixie think he's got like an assistant. Pick for him. I think that there's a shack whisperer who does picks yeah there might yeah shack might would have multiple whispers beating again this year you being everybody yeah yeah knife yeah and I think this is a this is a good segue into the the one round of this game that we're going to work a little bit differently. During the the I believe it was the the nap so there was a nfl week three. This is twenty eighteen so yes this this this would have been the rap episode rob You you picked picks five football games and the way that this is GonNa work. You're going to have to pick who what team did rob pick in the game. If you get that right you have a chance of getting a second point by guessing if rob was correct or if rob was really getting in the weeds here yeah. Do you not want to do this. We don't have to I mean but but I would say well. This is going to be funny like who cares probably not that. It's a category save it for the end. Let's save this for the we'll see. We'll save that we'll save patients. The game is like what are some crazy things that robin mckeever. We're talking about all these years ago. Did you come up with WHO picked it. or where did one of your your your helpers do this. I could blame it on them but I actually came up with. Were there just to be clear now the rap ones we're all my literally. Nobody could care less about people aren't they. Chairman did we pick a pick football games later in this podcast and nobody cares the nobody cares from a year ago yeah. We're on the same page here. Okay okay so let's let's go now. I'll come on thirty two fans and we can do we can visit so let's. Let's go. Let me see I have we done. I heard they're upset. Let's do let's do the Seinfeld Seinfeld finale. We haven't done any here yet yeah episode whatever that yeah this was this was a very very long episodes and I know because I only got through half of that before I had to outsource it to sean amount so again. I like Jordan Rub said he he's so busy this okay fine we're asking a lot from short notice and then after I spent the whole day doing production of fakes viruses and couldn't answer the fake survivor production to work on this podcast. I've been I've been I've been married to that to that plan liked. I couldn't cancel wheel Jordan. The wheel can call any point join time unique recording survivors my Mitch. I was like better every weekend. Better vetera- tend not every Tuesday. I didn't know it was going to have to be twos though they listeners there on the weekend the listeners wheel we could wake you up at four in the morning and say it's pot and ironically. That's what time it is right now for Akiva three yes so Akiva. We're going to the survivor finale. What what did you guys agree would be annoying about working in an office a people stealing your food be coworkers overhearing your phone conversations see not being able to take a nap APP during the day De Ante Spoiler Cultural Culture Yeah I I definitely not nap spoiler culture? Yeah you could get spoiler the office that is a big problem. I hear I don't know I don't have a job at home or not at all culture talk on the phone yeah yeah. We're not phone talkers. That's an absurd. That's a joke answer clip clip number twenty four okay here we go. I don't work in an office and neither do but that's actually probably W. Noy because if you went to the office like one yeah it's probably so don't spoil me heavy like that would be so you mentioned like Carol doesn't WanNa can't listen to our game of thrones conversation. Caroline accounting isn't watching it till Tuesday with their husbands. Come back then Carol. You Better Watch the show. Oh we're spoiling the fortyish spoiler culture or society here yeah six sixty two Akitas lead and Robert is your question what character or characters does Akiva speculate may have died in the seinfeld finale a newman be a spell costanza see both d neither newman have died in the Seinfeld's finale and then why would still Costanza have died in the seinfeld finale can't think of a a reason why they would be dead so I've seen I'll say both both okay. Let's hear a clip number twenty six okay. Is She alive. At the end of this episode food is still alive. At the end of the episode look she faints and like when they read the after they read the ruling like sort of cut to her and she's like splayed out over the overlook the bench in the back of the core she might be debt. I don't think still died in the seinfeld finale. I think she might died as George Costanza says in this episode episode when you're bleak you're bleak but I don't think we're that believe Kief well this sort of sleeping on it but also like did Newman die from choking on whatever he was was joking on. I don't think so I think Newman should have died. Honestly does that Count Yup accountable so it is it is six to three. Oh that was like the field goal hooking hooking hooking and just broke right back. It's you didn't take a delay of game at the last minute because I think you probably would Bruce Arians us in here good job Akiva. You have a six to three are- lead have MIA. Let's let's go to let's go. Let's go back to the the May twenty second episode and this is going to be a question for Kiva so okay. This is which future nap episode did ROB. I proposed on the May Twenty Second Ninety eight episode was a the wife swap quiz be explaining star wars to Kiva See. I can't believe it's just Banter D- DOC advice not why can't we propose. I think it might have been mine about Star Wars. I'm going to say his own and say Star Wars okay. Let's play clip number nine. Okay you've never seen any of the star wars film I'll give you the synopsis of each film and then I invent invent one storyline or change one story line that would actually did not happen in the movie and then you have to figure out which one is is not is not real pretty easy question vessel seventy three this is eh if that's an easy question and this one should be an equally easy question question number. Six Texas is for rob. What future recap episode did AKIVA? I propose on the May twenty second ninety eight episodes guys for having me answer the question and seconds ago was it a millennial heels killed it be Judge Judy Jeopardy Aka Robin Akiva smart and our Listener Dee Robin Akiva nickname a baby oh and carry the choices one more time time yes a millennial killed it be judging Judy See Jeopardy de Rabbi Akiva Akiva name a baby. This is what the EVA for I propose on the bypass pretty sure it was jeopardy okay. Let's hear Clinton number eight okay. Should we put on the wheel rob verse Akiva in Jeopardy Eh. I guess we didn't really need a clip for second time. It's a the timesaver so seventy four AKIVA has the lead and we are going to know how it saves time it saves it saves time that it was a short clip. We could would've gone deeper deeper on that clip so it didn't save time of of not doing it. was that's true. Let's go to let's go go to Seinfeld the shower head. We haven't done any questions from the these are all all Nick Fishman questions so if you don't like the angrily tweet what year is this from two thousand sixteen you. This is the shower twenty sixteen. Yes okay on my birthday is that these episodes did not listen to this podcast so if if it was bad job for nine dates in front of you what kind of what kind of notes do you have. You said you have eleven pages of notes. There are fifty three both choice questions okay fine. How many have we done so far we have done? There's eleven correct answers. I don't know how many incorrect answers I. It's honestly a working we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA Redo questions and then Robin are gonNA lose it Jordan. Yeah I'm crossing. I'm crossing the matt. You'd have to worry about. Probably we'll see so here here. We go. This is for a Kiva. What was the main issue that Dr Thomas and the Doctor Thomas was the official Dr Seinfeld podcast? What was the main issue that he had with the episode in regards to Elaine the story line? Hey you don't need a drug screen to travel out of the country. Be Helen's P wouldn't show any signs of menopause osteoporosis see Helen's pity would have been contaminated by the trace amount amounts of coffee if collected in the coffee mug. Da Hippo violations were broken nearly everyone in this episode. I don't think it it can be deep because if you're a member rob Dr Thomas was in Australian doctor so I don't know if hip is exists in Australia so it's definitely a p one because there's two pm and I'm going to say be Jordan so Helen's P wouldn't show any Ashley wouldn't show signs of Menopausal osteoporosis play clip number eighteen okay my bigger issues with the storylines accuracy comes in the final few minutes Helen's urine sample test positive for menopause and osteoporosis so you can't diagnose those conditions on simple urine sample and even if you could it certainly wouldn't show up on a drug screen. It is ludicrous good answer circuit. You're killing it. You're killing it here. You're you're up eight to four. I'm not your question from the shower head. Which of the following things that Kiva say was among the most stated was at a local phone calls be plumbers showing up on time see vaccines at the airport? Dj Leno's hair plumbers showing up on time and doesn't seem like that would be a particularly dated thing. What was a look phone calls local phone calls? I feel like that. That seems like that would be something that we would talk about. I'll l. say a okay so let's play clip number. Sixteen okay local calls Kiva dated is that but people are worried about making local calls versus long long distance calls really should have tracked because a lot of times during the series. I say like oh now. That's the most dated thing of the whole series but this is up there. This is in the top five. That's not even a thing anymore. Local because long distance calls right no Internet like with the right plan you call internationally for free essentially now so okay so we had eight to five. Let's go now to questions where Akiva answer a question about Robin Rob is going to answer a question a question about keever the so okay like this question. This is This is four Akiva about rob. what Elephant Washing Solution did rob suggests on a Seinfeld podcast it. Was it a build an elephant pool to bathe them in be walking elephant through a car wash trained elephants to spray another spray one another the create a water park zoo featuring elephants. I think the car wash by this honestly is not familiar. I have no recollection of this. I'm going to our wash okay. Play the clip number thirteen so if you could train one of the elephants sprayed with a trunk I think that that would really be the best case now how they do it in the Lakers spit shower kind of yeah well. It's not spit that comes out I mean they pick up the water in their trunk and they spray down. I don't know that doesn't sound so why Genyk although I guess the elephants are not the circus probably just never shower like animals bathe. I don't even know how that works going water. Is there an elephant and then episode. This is very off. We've got a lot of times which which episodes from this this is from this is from the car wash episode the Car Wash the famous rob the famous seinfeld episode Garwin Okay Are you from. It's from the the shower head yeah yeah yeah okay so this is about that they use it to wash the elephants right yeah so they did mention elephants but there's no elephants in the actual the actual episode the high-pressure shower head yeah okay so we're GonNa go to this question now. This is from the seinfeld finale. This is rob. What phrase was written on the shirt that keep wore the day the seinfeld finale aired was visit a serenity now be can't stand you see no soup for you D- Yada Yada Yada he he's had a Seinfeld t shirt? Can I hear the choices one more time. Yes a serenity now be can't stand you see it for you D- Yada Yada Yada gotta say it was no soup for you. No Soup for you play clip number twenty two. It's like you don't even no me because that was the school trip. You didn't have to follow the dress code. You can wear clothes. You didn't have to wear whatever you want so I happen to have a the can't stand you t shirt Jordan shirt with with a book men and I was able to wear my Seinfeld shirt all day the day of the the finale yeah okay well well. Well done good job by you. Yeah sorry about well. I knew that the others who were to close to the finale and that you could get assure may Yada Yada. I feel like a a couple episodes before the finale right or the year before it was only four but this is an old shirt and I am not available online anywhere. There is no can't stand your shirt that you could okay bye okay. I'm very movement in that round no so as to yes and it's still still eight to five. Let's go we just we just spoke okay a little bit about the survivor finales. Let's go. Let's go. I keep saying this is like conditioning. I'm conditioned to talk about survivor. When I go on a podcast because zero you play these fake seasons and you're with us? You're thinking about your fake survivor seasons. I know I know now. I think I'm thinking about the questions. Since then I have to write for for Sunday for the first episode of twist so this is going to be for Kiva who did you guys say it was the biggest mission from the finale and was not even in the deleted scenes. A Mickey be Susan's ghosts see Peterman and Tim wildly Susan's ghost. I'm going to say I don't remember this conversation well. You never talked about citizens. Go as soon as Suelem isky. You said it was the biggest omission Nellie so you don't get a point there and We don't have a clip for that one either okay rob. Why does it keep a give? You Shit Shit on the Seinfeld. Finale podcast was sorry yeah hey hey he's overly down the episode be He's overly positive about the lackluster finale see he's already started another series rewrites before finishing the Seinfeld rematch each d- he proposed the idea of doing another regular podcast with Akiva Po Seinfeld. You please repeat the question sure what does he. Why does Akiva give you shit on the Seinfeld Finale podcast and one more time on the choices yet a he's overly down on the episode be He's overly fairly positive about the lackluster finale see he's already started another series rewatch before finishing this the Seinfeld Rewatch d he pooh-pooh is the idea of doing another the regular podcasts with Kiva Po Seinfeld who I pooh-poohed the idea of doing another regular Rewatch Pike is the Quila Rob Uku the idea of doing another regular? That's the correct answer and say a wartime. You're overly down on the finale episode overly down and be is that he overly positive over. I'm overly positive this is all about you and see is that you've already started doing another. They're serious. We Re Watch. I four finishing the Seinfeld rewatch. I'll guess a okay. Let's clip number twenty five okay. I'm only doing game of thrones. Rewatch did Start Watch somehow got talked into that you literally always I will never do another rewatch. It's too long. It's too much of a command four we engine before we even ended you. Start a new one. I am cest pushing a podcast cast boulder uphill. Yeah I should have known better. I should've known I should've known that one and I will never do another rewatch. Watch podcast again the words that take that to the bank Jordan Kayla guarantee that you were going to win this game and you're and you are trailing by three so we'll that one thousand nine questions to go all of a sudden. I thought we're going to be done in a few alligator. Keep going down twenty nine to play. Yes yeah okay. Let's let's go to. I will never do another unless it's like like five episodes of its fleabag. I hear fleetest except so she's really I'll do scab. That's it. I'm not doing other rewatch yeah. That's it okay so we're GONNA go. We're going to go back to the Chinese. He's restaurant this Akiva. What movie is Rob surprised to hear that sorry? This is. That's that's the wrong question. AKIVA AKIVA really enjoyed Jerry stand up at the end of the episode. What was the topic of his set? Was it a waiting in line at a restaurant tennis. See Cannibalism de the difference between men and women which episode is this. This is the Chinese he's restaurant okay well. It's an insane answer of it's waiting on the restaurant. I'm going to say the difference between men and women okay. Let's clip number thirty. It gets cannibalism yeah. I thought this was funny. Yeah it's it's a little absurd about how the thing about being accountable about. It'd be hard to get some good sleep. If someone's going to eat you yes and he also has a good line about This is good who is this. I remember that line yeah I for the podcast purposes I liked it better wins and goes away. 'cause there's not really much talk about yeah. That was funny. Yeah remember that okay all right that we've gotten to a little bit of a Rut here in a little while I remember for our listener you can always check the show notes and skip ahead to the mailbox. Put it there so the the the next question this is this is for rob. Rob Lowe's introduced podcast with here are two guys who blink what did he say in this podcast is described himself and Akiva two guys who will never eat an egg roll off your plate be two guys who always get called Cart C. Two guys who are very very hungry. Da Eighty two guys who will never wait in line to be seated at a table. I mean I think I would get the answer right for almost any episode from the Seinfeld plus. I'll say you guys will never eat an egg roll off. Your plate knows my actually the seed you guys who are very very hungry not not not a great one. I think that was in your best but this is an impossible question. I keep gone. You wrote that one Jordan I do not I cannot do. Six Genie wishes you might have slept here in other hall night. Go through the shower or episodes eight to five out of like half the genie wishes or three genie wishes yeah if you trick Nicole into watching one episode of Scam with you saying like everyone says the best show this could be our new binge. I'm sure after one episode episode ditch it. I don't you get out of three g witches by I don't think I can I'm like on a TV. I'd have to hook up a laptop to really I mean that's your biggest guess problem you could do it. You'll be like it's so good. It doesn't matter you don't think scam streaming. I don't. I'm not in English okay yeah now. I don't know all right. Keep going going okay so this is this is for a Kiva this is we're going to go back to to rene APP so Akiva. What did you say should be sent to ROB's great grab? What sorry what did you say should be sent to rob's great-grandchildren fifty years? The May twenty second ninety Andy eight episodes of Rene A. B. These survivor Amazon. DVD's chester spreadsheets ranking these seinfeld podcast episodes dea clip of ROB's best three minutes. I don't remember this. I'M GONNA say clip best three minutes. Okay rob play a clip number. Seven babies civil like one of the fans is can make like a thirty second like highlight video. Maybe somebody'll watch. That's not a bad idea. Yeah just give give them rob's in like fifty years. Someone Make Rob's like best three minutes. Eh and I'll be lucky if they get one minute and then said that his great grandchildren okay oh well. That's a good reminder for people that we haven't been working on that. I mean he's like Jason. Curtis Rivera like is their youngest with the musical yeah yeah we'll we'll. We'll America cut a lot of American again. Damian could do it for this episode and that's basically what this episode is. If you put all the clips together might your best three minutes so not so far not that's a sure maybe not maybe not okay so you have a nine to five lead question before rob suggested Leprechaun to go on the wheel which would become a legendary Rene staple which similar Robin Akiva next because it's already known for how bad it is was a googlies be troll to st cramps deeper democ Shop Chuck Antar is my question. Yes be troll to now. Are What's your Clinton number ten okay problem with that rob. I don't know how familiar are you familiar with troll two or the or the documentation I am familiar with the legend of no known that it's bad it's like yeah not ours anymore like it's almost like yeah. It's it's a little hack yeah. It is hacked because like it would have been funny to do you know before documentary but at this point like they're making movies about how bad the movies like yeah. We know it's bad. It probably wasn't even supposed to be good to begin with like yeah. I mean that's like frozen yogurt levels but I keep I'm so desperate I can't I can't not take the point Y- by the way the whoever made that question the room needs to be one of the four choices like the other choices choices were abominable. Shows should goalies be in the questions what was in the room one of the choices at least that'll throw you off the scent and said it was a similar movie. I guess googlies Crompton Bertrand heard never heard of it. I've heard of the other ones I've heard of crisis and bird democ shocking tire yeah maybe per democ shocking shocking tears should go in the crappy movie diaper many not so we don't add stuff to the movie diaper or the Fishbowl it just it'll run out one day and then we're done so you're not. You're not adding anything anymore as far as I I haven't had anything in in six months. I think let the things that are in their crappy movie diaper. I'd like it to finish it and then we could add like we. It's not gone when it's done but I think like the five or six that are in there and give them a shot. I think we'd be open minded like sitting out wow what is actually with the fishbowl especially with the fishbowl is bloated but this this six movies in the crappy. You have to challenge movie so it's like you WanNa come in the crap movie diaper a great but you have to beat out north to get in with me. I I like this idea. Let's say this four that there should be maybe five movies in the crappy movie diaper twelve things in the fishbowl like I like this idea of that. There is a war one must go basically get down to and then if something nothing new wants to come in with the bump something I'm challenging this movie and then we'll put a poll up. Okay great the polar minder okay in Akiva. You have a nine two six lead. We're going to go to a a this is going to be a question for you about rob. If Rob Whistle was elected mayor of of Los Angeles I pledge would be a make parking in front of someone's driving. A felony be put Larry David on the walk of fame see opened an investigation into to the veracity of frozen yogurt being healthier than Ice Cream d get rid of everybody's lawn and replace it all with artificial turf say the C one because this is the Non Fat Yogurt episode right so it seems really on team. It is the Non Fat Yogurt episode but that's also why it is not the correct answer so the answer is actually no clip for this but a D- Get redan Cuba thanks so much. They look so good yeah I didn't. I didn't remember that conversation yeah. I'm a fake lawn guy. Oh yeah okay so this night to six. The score is still nine nine six. You're wrong about that one okay. Let's go to just GonNa Order Jordan Robert Clip I got I got to pick up the gold the gold yes. I've been picking out the goal the goal so far in the snowbirds Brazil around yes I am opening up an inquiry into this has been an issue in the past that sometimes Jordan changes the order of the questions to make sure that I get harder it or questions I don't want to I want to win fair and square I I'd rather lose and have robbed not husband Jeannie then win with an sis your good friend no. I'm I'm basically doing randomly but the thing is doing and then rob could just play a clip like what was the thought process. That's what I thought. We decided like hey rob. We we got overruled. He audible. I who's I don't think we should be able to get overruled in the future of I two against one even if he was an equal to us on this shop I mean would you even know if I went an order. You wouldn't even know we could tell yeah okay so this is actually do this is actually the next the next question that's that's on the list why did and this is for rob why did once confused bubble bath like with for body wash and end up rubbing on himself a the brand name was misleading and his daughter put it in the wrong place be he wasn't wearing his glasses in the bottles. Were the were the same color see the smells were similar and the light in the bathroom is broken. D. Was a prank for April fool's Day and he was too tired to notice torn between A and B. I don't know if it's more convincing less convincing that a is two things that it's one thing and also another thing so I I will say that it was B B he wasn't wearing his glasses and the bottles were the same color no clip for this but you are correct as it is nine. Two seven rob is is catching up big problem being blind in the shower. I all the time. How long ago was this Akiva unique unique goggles? How long has had to be every day all the same color? I can't tell I just put it. I put my body put it in my hair. It doesn't matter we have a lot of products. A lot of women in my house and I just put on whatever's closest to me. happens every single day. I'm blind okay so let's go. Let's go back to two Seinfeld the shower head we have this is going to be for Kiva. What what did rob say was the best way to anger someone when you're intentionally messing up their food order in a restaurant you please the wrong plate in front of each person? Be You cook them. Well done see you forget drink order de Mayo to the food. I don't remember this but I'm GonNa go with Mayo. Let's see your quest clip number seventeen rav okay. I don't even know the answer to this. How do you make people mad uncle? Leo Has Gotten a Burger. He wanted medium. All you got it medium rare and he feels like that maybe the cook at monks could be an anti semi Yeah No. I think he assumes the cook is an Anti Semite. Yes yes that's what they do. They know how to make the Hamburger Erkki yeah. They you know they intentionally. You know you ask for well done but if they really hated Leo and he asked for medium medium well why not give it to him rare. Why only one degree down you know see I think you could always cook it more? If you really hated him do it well done on if he wants it. Medium well go all the way can't undo well done right but I guess if you're the cook you know also don't want to get fired so if you burn it and he shows it to the manager then then then the cook gets in trouble whereas here shows the manager he just assumes Oh. This is a whiny old man okay so it was it was the cooking well done so that's a good point. I mean you can't you can't clamming cook it. Clip cutters done a good the job so far up. Yes I agree highlight so I disagree. I think the questions of the highlight the Clinton eclipse eclipse cigarette eclipse it is the second highlight who can indu cut that one that was a cut that one works on the side yeah it was it was either Willer Damian. I don't remember who cut each individual clip. Okay Okay so this is for rob. What categories this dispossess Seinfeld shower okay what topic Robin Akiva to say the fans liked hearing about from the previous week in the Pre Seinfeld Banter a rob cable bill the Akita's water bill C Robs Power Bill de at the RHA website bill I'll say that people light hearing about the cable bill. I'll play a clip number fifteen okay. Everyone wants to hear more about your cable bill by that I mean what are we talking about. How I have too many channels and then I tried to call and I tried to get rid of it? Yeah people wanted to hear you like okay. This is getting too boring and technical people like no. It wasn't boring. We're technical enough. People wanted more. Yeah people want more about my cable bill because I did. I switched. At and T. TV UH I like it. It's not over the Internet. Should we just do more more on your cable right now. Apparently you guys that's what those Hicks. It's what they wanna hear but I also had. At and T. U. Verse Internet and TV and then when I took one away they like triple the prices on me and then I had to call up and break up with them but tell them that I'm keeping a different one of their services but I guess they're not that connected because they didn't seem that happy on the phone yeah. The streaming wars have really thrown a wrench into this stuff. Yeah what's the score. The score is ninety eight census to this happens. I'm like the mets I'm GonNa give you like a little a little hope and then you're gonNA blow it in Kenya like four hundred right now okay so let's let's go back to the Wilson. Romo's has been asking questions and you want so much neater than south right now as we speak in the getting shelled with needle on them yes yes I mean that for all intents purposes that the mets season is like the mets are mathematically eliminated by the time. You're listening to this podcast. Oh no question I mean by the time this podcast is undone reporting probably possibly all right okay so this for Akiva. This is a question about rob. A A Florida activity did rob say was overrated and coal doesn't like either a Disney trip be walking the boardwalk see swimming with Dolphins de riding riding a fan vote. I don't even like some of these. Choices are weird. I'M GONNA say Disney a okay. Let's clip number eleven. Okay originalist is trying to tell his mom about how she could swim with. Dolphins does a Stelle seem like a kind of person that would swim with Alvin and the type of things you do one time right uh-huh yeah overrated swimming with fins there. You go all right so you are. You're you're spell is continuing to here yeah one the time I did go like like I held the fin the Dolphin and went for a ride that was kind of exciting yeah but overall like another time. I was just like in the pool with them. They like it very cold. The last shrinkage going on Dolphin. Shrink no okay okay all right so this is this is for rob. This is about Akiva what type of food did AKIVA and his wife considered eating from the table of another restaurant. Guest in this is from the of course the Chinese restaurant episode instead of Seinfeld. Was it a dumplings be pizza seek initials D. empanadas. I think I think it was an Empanada. Let's hear clip number twenty eight. They were finished already. Ask for the check but there was still sitting there and my wife and I started discussing like would it be weird if we ask them for the empanadas because that's basically what we would have just ordered that and would've saved us you you know whatever it was and twenty bucks and and you know and some time and we could have just eating that food and ever would have been happy. I think that this is one of the most romantic stories you've ever told about your wife. I really think it is guys. Were like you wanted to you. Express your wife. Hey I'm going to eat that other tables food that they're throwing away and your wife wasn't like gross disgusting. Who are you get away from me it like she was on board Jordan? Do you also know what it's Rav. It's not cast Rob Rob just now on the clip that listen to that yeah yeah I would agree. That was the most romantic moment we've had in our fifteen years of marriage marriage. You guys were like soulmates in that moment. Yeah I guess like she. We have very little in common but I guess she is on the same page as me usually food wise I'm you know a quantity over quality guy I. She's not but like you know I I but yeah in the moment and also she knew the table mates like she had gone to like elementary school with the girl so it was not asked not as good of a story uh-huh but they shouldn't smoke fifteen years juice out new the person's name so wasn't like that and saying that okay all right you back to soulmates yeah okay. I almost dumplings. I knew I knew it was some sort of like I i. It was a Mexican restaurant. I heard Empanada not I remember that story yeah. It was a beautiful story. Yeah Tales those type Jordan what score it's nine to nine we are we are in a dead heat right now and we're going to go back to the Seinfeld eld finale one question you guys there are there are many questions left. I it's it's a matter of how many questions lessons you guys were. So what's the score. What's the score nine nine nine two nine? We are tied and this is the end of the round. That was the end of the round. Yeah Go Rob Plato Eleven when when you know you've ever get eleven I win. You have to win by two. No you don't have to win by two okay so I have nine yeah awesome. That sounds good okay so this is this is going to be a question for Akiva where did rob suggest for the location of the the Seinfeld live show show if only ten people would be attending a Chester's house be a hotel room see the original Superman Restaurant de Mendis restaurant. Oh this for me. Yes this is real so really again. Sorry I thought it was rob's questionnaires so where did rob suggest for the location of the Seinfeld live show. If only ten people would be attending a Chester's house. Be Yeah Tell Room see the original Superman Restaurant de Mendis restaurant. I think we consider all those except the original Superman restaurant Chester's house but just moved right before the Seinfeld felt finale. I think we didn't really look into Mendis but that would have been a good idea. We mentioned that rob. I'M GONNA say Mendis okay. Let's clip number twenty three okay so that's what we're trying to figure out because if it's like ten people we could just be in like a hotel room somewhere well. That sounds wrong. It's definitely not going to be ten. Ah We've already had way more than yeah. If it's two people we could be in a hotel room but I did. I manifest the sleepover podcast you did. I don't remember I didn't remember that but I think he did. That is what I was thinking what I what I heard except the last year did not listen to the Seinfeld podcast and she and it was her idea uh-huh. I guess I just been trying to get ten people in a hotel room for years. Yeah I guess although we ended up so I don't want to spoil what happens. Yeah we still we'll have a whole podcast to listen about that so rob. You can take the lead here. This is going to be your your question from also from this two one five we I got to win and we were just talking about manifesting future renounce wiggle ideas who does a key say would be the surprise entrance to the royal rumble of people people who testified against the core for was it a Babu Bhatt. Be The bubble boy see George Steinbrenner de the soup Nazi I yeah I don't think I understand the question so Kiva says that of he was talking about the people who who testified against the core four and he said that one of them if it was a royal rumble instead of a court case would be surprise surprise entrant so was it Babu Bhatt the bubble boy George Steinbrenner or the Soup Nazi question. I WANNA say was the soup Nazi I felt he gets his own mm sort of moment of coming in so the Soup Nazi Aka a is correct and rob. You are one point away here a great comeback. You're up tend to nine and let's go to for the final round about this bill rounds for the file rounds. It might be the final round we don't know but since ROB's appoint away. Do you want to do this. Do you guys want to choose your category. You choose your own category for the question. I don't know Jordan. You're in charge here yeah. We don't make more complicated well. I keep I feel like a- AKIVA has accused me of jumping around the question. Jordan wouldn't just nine the nine the final category if we if rob if rob is correct is GonNa be the last one because we said we're planning to eleven. It's nice. It's ten to nine tennis. You say the winning team score. I I have it on my sheet is as okay whatever so much work to like switch the numbers in your head. That's another thing I did over the weekend I did I did go to the team the thirty last week rub yeah so it is okay tend to nine. Rob Rob is in the lead okay then I'll just I'll just pick the category we're. We're out of the in that category. We only have one recap question Russian blacks that we can't go to that because you guys are shooting from the same category so I'm GonNa do what we'll do the Akita rob questions. I think these events are fun so we're GonNa Negoti Akitas question. It's going to be a question about rob. What did rob do for work in the summer of one thousand nine hundred and this is from an an APP? Did he a lifeguard he be working to catering hall. See working a target deep podcast about the real world. The answer is yes so do without reading D- please say ABC again okay. Was it lifeguard. be working a catering hall see we're GONNA target. I'm going to say catering hall a catering hall. We don't have a clip. You are correct. You have ten points at Reiver's sister Nino win right. If you get this you husband genie deal okay and I have October this if you like this dynamic namic you're GonNa love one episode of wish I'm back. We have to do a rene episode any twist episode in the same week. I believe we have someone in mind for the first episode of Real punishment for we have to do it this week. I mean tradition question. Should there be Rene episode and and also the tuition that in like six day. I watched the listen okay you. It's not going to be for a while because the Jewish holidays start. I'm going okay so this is this is for the win. This is a this is a question from the seinfeld finale episode. It's about Akiva on the Seinfeld felt finale podcast. How did AKIVA describe the everyone? Everybody loves Raymond Finale A KOSHER BE TRAE F- Aka non-kosher see SEE PARV AKA neither meat nor dairy or D- debate like now. I really when I'm relief to lose. I really hate the joke answers okay. I feel like that the I know that the everybody loves Raymond an finale was just fine. It was like a regular episode. They didn't like Raymond didn't die or anything so can I hear the choices is one more time yes was it a Kosher Be Trae F- Aka non-kosher See Aka neither meat nor dairy or D- debate. It's like it's either kosher or neither meat or the area that it was the right like work. Yes I know what he everyone's Raymond Finale was. I'm confused about the kosher terminology who wrote discretionary L. Yeah this no. This was actually a me question. I wrote this okay all right so you would have done a better job okay. I'll say it was a kosher. Okay play clip number twenty one it was well done but it wasn't really pushing the envelope or changing the discourse of the way that television shows were being made at that time no my people would say was part of it was very vanilla but delicious delicious delicious vanilla okay so incorrect. We have a tie game here so we're in the in the final round unless last so if I keep of course of course Jordan let's do one more normal round of it's still tied. We'll do a fast finger type question. Is that fine right okay okay. I think that's a good idea yeah all right so this is going to. We're going to go back to the well of rob questions that he has to answer so question. Okay here we go after appearing on survivor. What was rob hired to do? In order to receive free tickets at Lowe's movie theaters for an entire year. This is from the renowned episode was in a you record the video shown before the movie informing movie movie goers of rules and exit locations of the theater was be attend a party of lows executives who happen to be a survivor a fan see eat bugs cooked by the author of a Cookbook de Create a database for all of Chester spreadsheets answers. No I know I don't because it's like when you fifty fifty who wants to marry a question but there's the two ones you know we're still there. I feel like being see both have literally I in. Let's let's see is like a made up thing in my mind. I'm going to say be though I'm answering clip number one. There was a guy that had a cookbook where he was going to eat that he cooked bugs this guy and they hired me because I was on survivor in exchange for appearing at the with with this guy then I was going to get a free movie pass to Lowe's theaters for me and guest anytime I want okay all right so Akiva you are in there also a party you went to wasn't that Mars right into a party. I thought you went to like a party and those crickets. It's didn't you have a the worst moments I just felt like the unlike eh looked like a geek at a freak. Show what I've become as my I went at the college and now I'm eating bugs on the street so people can be like grossed out by me. I feel you told some party because he had like very few obligations for that that that deal when you went to used to party with your magic eight ball I'm actually calling shenanigans. You also had to go to a party with your magic eight ball those executive -secutive yeah I want them to go to a party for the new K Y Jelly warming liquid that they were in New York City to go there walk around around with the magic eight ball so but those Jordan accidentally asked a really good question because unless you heard that story in the same episode Jordan I mean I've heard the story because I've listened to all the all all the Nabet Seinfeld episode. I did not remember that particular story because really made it a trap in both those stories were things he had to do by. Okay okay so this is for the win rob. This question about Akiva Akiva came up with a game for rob to play on the May Twenty Second Nineteen Ninety eight episode. WHO's podcast if you take the the rules of the game from was A? Aj Mass be Mike Bloom and Liana Boris see Jordan Kayla's De Adam Corolla played a game on the podcasts. I have no idea by the way all four of these on the May Twenty Eighth Nineteen Ninety Eight podcast yes twenty seconds or Mike Piazza Trade I mean. I don't think that there's a I'm GonNa say it's Adam Corolla. Let's hear clip number three okay for the game or no. We a little game with you. I'm going to read. I think you play this actually on the Adam Corolla show Oh and it was a game where where you had to read the plot the plots of movies and rap at the guests the movie was so rob congratulations you win the game. Let's not not not ten to eleven not since the veils and wait one. That's always the bills and these comebacks weight off. My six genie wishes. That would have been crazy yeah that she is nine or no because now she's you know absolved. Let me put it this way yeah. She was mad when she had three genie wishes some but she will be mad that she doesn't have any anymore. I feel it'll be far more mad. They had zero gene wish yes that's true yes all right so now all right so rob is out of the gene wish bed and I go oh man I had some good ideas for forcing a gas now after four years wish to two ish I will say I will say I have wanted Komo twist for a while but I was curious to see who you're going to get on the show. We'll give sort of neutral for you should give me some softballs at the groove on on should go with one but no okay we will hear from Akiva later on this season on this week in survivor history now before we go to Kayla's you stay in for the mailbag Yup okay all right. No are we kicking off the ordinary saying for the mail bag I could stay. He did a good. He worked hard and we gave him a very short turnaround did a good job okay. Thank you great great job on the Quiz Jordan things yours great job okay before we get into the mail bag GonNa do the Ed Reed on the side of the a mail bag and we're gonNA take a moment and a thank our sponsor the affirmation podcast one sports net powered by bet online dot. Ag Jorda referenced earlier and I am on fire winning all these games and quizzes. I am in the first place atop the leaderboard ahead of shack and all the other podcast one podcasters. Let me tell you about my picks for this week taken again the chargers key. That's a lock of the week Yup. That's seventeen point spread versus. The dolphins got the rams versus raiders. You mean the rams got. The cult's at home with the rams are playing the raiders. Is that right. I got the rams who they playing thing yeah. Maybe the raiders I don't remember yeah. I don't know I have my picks. 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Ag Asia don't forget that Promo Code podcast one for your fifty percents bonus then online that ag your online sportsbook experts all right we are going to get into our mailbag and I'm very excited for this that I have had a unsuccessful sleepover party with Kiva this summer we're having a very successful sleepover party at my house this week with a man that all of the big brother fans hands no very well probably like us like him way more than than maybe like uh Sierra joining us now for for his debut other than the rumble is Mr Tara Armstrong I really I really shouldn't even be on here considering my performance in the Rosie O. K. Hey did Lee throw you out. Is that what happened you know no I threw lita out of media that was of you yeah okay and then also still with US Jordan K. Louis Jordan one of one of Elliot's victims in the Royal Rumble. Yes okay all of us were in the royal rumble and so I think we've tied the record here of the most people on the the mailbag right or is this a new record person episode but then that that lady died in the Oregon trail. We didn't let them think okay. All right and Taryn has been very very busy over the summer non up-to-date on all things run APP so it's going to be a little bit of a wild ride Taryn a day rob. Yes always superfan. Yes okay good Taryn other than the two we mentioned named one name one episode we've done you did the fan fiction one. What is it called sloughed? The you know whether you read the stuff. Mary was on it now now. Mary was supposed to three tight she never did. She's never she's never done it. She was suppose you she supposedly. She's been ninety percent of the way through for many for busy Guy Hi yes. I'm such a fan that I knew about a show. That didn't even develop. There's a development it's like I said they want Beatles song and it's like a song. That's like dress in a warehouse. It's back the wheel waiting room right. Yeah okay so let's go so we have Taryn the Mount Renat more where Kiva is going to give us a four new ideas that were have been submitted by the listeners of course people. Maybe you'll have an idea. Maybe maybe we'll be hearing things and your robot brain will kick out. Hey it should be a podcast. You'll have to wait to email us need a podcast at rob as a website dot com okay all right and then maybe even Jordan Kayla ideas ideas for you know. She's been very busy. He wrote fifty three questions for the road this weekend. Robin Kiva history quiz he plays and he is on the production of eighteen different survivor fake seasons so I don't know if he has time for that yeah sometime. Yes okay all right so AKIVA. Where do you want to start today well? Let's let's eat Taryn. I've a couple ideas that I think Taryn. you know one of them. You could even be involved in but also some of them. He will be familiar with you might have some takes on how about this we discussed briefly last week and idea of me and you rob going up against other podcasts duos and this was an idea originally sent in by crystalline coal and I think this is fleshed out a lot this week and I think it might be ready to go on the wheel. If you're up for for it rob okay. It's called pod versus pot. Okay it will be me in you against any number of are achieved podcast duos. We had about five after eight duos already right in and say I'm up for it. You Know Haley Namie Mike Josh Mike and Mike and Fifty Mike and Liana Mike and Fifty different people but Terence here of Taron wants to choose your Taryn. Who's your favorite of all your co host all okay? I love them all equally in the sense that I hate them all okay but if Taron wanted to choose Lido or of what the truth Brent or or Melissa Melissa Melissa has a a hall pass to come on the show whenever she wants. I don't know if you knew that. Is that a money in the bank money in the. I don't think it's a hall pass. It's the same idea and I don't think he's free to traverse the halls of yes yes exactly Melissa's went and Hannah Shapiro has all pass would be we like she can come on. This podcast in Britain Taryn can't say anything or get mad. If it was a hall pass we'd be list of five podcasts that she can go on could cheat on Taranto pockets without anyway so there's a whole number of deals. I think your idea last week when this was briefly raised is that there's a separate wheel wheel of ideas and we got a lot of game ideas. Let me just throw game ideas people sent in the CELEB- Networth game where we get celebrity's net worth one must go where the person who the host of this show asks John John He gives them four things and won the match John John and we have to get Jones mind. Yes I love that one. Get it to judges minor. Guess what he decided must go. Yes we have the audio audio clips or he's. He's on the podcast no audio audio clips. I don't know how well these people on the podcasts at that point the host sits five people on the podcast already but I think there's a great idea we could and if it works we can do it a hundred times because there's innumerable number of duos in the world I think we should put this right on the wheel. What do you think you need more? Do you okay so that Taryn that Ah Kiva has the throne something out here now. I'm GonNa try to process what we're saying. So the idea is the like we are going to take on a duo Oh in games and then there's a wheel of games or their round. That was your idea games. I mean there's ten options and because I don't think that any go ideas for the the Games until I heard that guests John John's one must go wrong enough yet yeah. Yes I agree no. I'm not gonNA say him can spoil them so so game night comes up on the wheel and then how long versus Pod Okay and how were we figuring out than is there a wheel in game night that we're spending for each round. I think the host will come up with maybe like six or seven games uh-huh and then we'll just play however we have time for three or four. We'll play the wheel comes like they'll come over guide hair wheel the wheel sometimes they're wheels within the wheel but yes yes correct sometimes the their spots on the wheel that launch other south mechanism. How many wheels that year in a row? I don't know it also doesn't need to be a wheel like we have a crappy movie diaper. We have a fish bowl. Show them the fish rob of of ideas this season three episode seven Fishbowl of a different. TV shows to recap season three episode seven of so if we said Hey Taryn it's me me and robbers you an leader next week. You'd be up for that big brother season's over over Yeah Okay and how are we picking though the the person that we're taking on hosts a tricky just because I are we picking it and and then letting the people know next week those in a wheel this is not yet ready to go on and you know but we have a week to to iron out because there's a incubation period. Remember a bracket and you do the whole tournament so there's a racket to figure out who we're GONNA play favorite Taryn at everyone has been ranked but would just make enemies. They're tearing. That's the point and an Akita eliminated early like what's going to happen on the pass. Ask Them Well Ryan. Robin Diva are the final battle exactly what we're waiting for them. The problem is the availabilities where there might be one week where I thought we just pick yeah. I think okay well. Let's just name a host and the host have a we don't know we'll be surprised and the host will Rodeo who it's going to be a good idea. I'll give them I already of a bunch of different duos. I also have one where it's like. Mike's Choice because Mike Bloom is thirty different PODCASTS uh-huh so he can pick which co host Leon it could be his wife. It could be anybody so I think what we need is named. WHO's the host of game night? Who's the person that's that's on with us? That's in charge of putting all the games together another person who is it why I don't want to say just in case they it but I have a good person for this. I have the right person and then we can add to game night. Maybe game nights things things can people can keep submitting things to be added to game night. You're like the name pod versus Pod you like game night better pod versus pod. No that's terrible because it's me and you go get another attack attack. You like better padres potter game night. Game is better game explains. What is yeah that does case? We're going up but it's US versus another podcast. There has to be stakes right. Loudon versus pod sounds like cheesy seventy s movie yeah yeah. I don't know about padres game night all right fine but I think should go on the wheel. We still have a week to iron some stuff out okay. I'm a little nervous to put it on but we can. We already have like ten good Games. We have an endless supply of do. Do we have games what are they. I don't want to spoil all the Games. We have the art van delay game where you guessed like let's say Jordan cases during college the those bullets pretend he's the host guy and he says like Armenia what what what are their main imports and exports the number one import and export is art van delay famously aimlessly importer terrible game. Yeah people said that to Charon. You seinfeld Guy Yeah I am. I'm not nearly as expert as as you too but but I was at work yeah but that's very boring I think the whole Armenian imports and exports. Let's let's taking submissions for J. More but we have enough with what came first. which was the original pitch for this where it's like you know? What can I Mcdonald's Burger King things like that? That was what was pitched to US last week yeah. I think there's exciting but Joe Johns Moscow is a good great yeah. That's really need like I feel like we need a few more ideas for the wheel. Okay I think we let's put on by next week. We'll have plenty of save game game nights on the wheel a hold on all all right so Taryn when something gets onto the wheel it gets all right. That's so far had okay number two on on the what's this called about Roy Moore matter in America. I it's very late here and our net more mon- you gotTA. You GotTa know this show better like I do. That's true I have. I have a stand here and I'm. I'm getting very nervous. Yes okay here rob. Here's a great pitch this. This is from Susan Rob Akiva have a spin off okay. He and here's the idea rob Akiva are going to deputize a new podcast hard cast as their official spin. Oh listeners are going to submit five ten minutes samples of a perspective you know essentially a pilot perspective respective podcasts and Robin Akiva will pick a new show that is officially their spin off this. You guys can decide the stakes but one one idea is giving them a ten episode run on if let's say was about a reality unwrap ups or Porsche recaps or just you guys promoted for ten weeks or it just gets one one episode in the nap feed and then after that it's just your official spinoff so ponder the spin off but I think that it should be about trying to figure out like the breakout characters this show like. I feel like it's weird to have spinoff. Listeners are just coming up with their NAP inspired ideas. The sounds like even officer nap inspired yeah. This is like we're like green lighting a random podcast Jordan and what do you think I think could be interesting. I think it needs to be workshop a little bit more but if listeners so it's going to be a competition between them is it can be bracket style style where the podcast the podcast that they're sending in his going up against each other. I really think it's GonNa it's GonNa depend on if the submissions are good if they're not good. It's not gonNA GONNA be such an interesting podcast and we're listening to a five minute podcast on the air. I think so maybe we'll listen to the best three or four I dunno Taryn wouldn't sitting tight high risk high reward yeah I my first thought was what makes this off of of this but yeah these this is like pilot season we're gonNA in a green light a pilot for a new podcast with a Z. N. Like Michael. You're again that would be the first episode of different PODCASTS but like affiliate spinoff would be like a conspiracy pod with Antonio Meszaros. Its own show the name at the issue because this sounds more like so you think you could podcast right yeah maybe the issue is with the name and it's really just us like picking out a new podcast for the RTP network the family of origin network. I mean I mean this is literally like you know what networks do and then they get pilots submitted yeah. I don't think it's a bad idea. What's the what's the big nothing if everything sucks yeah? Do we want them doing any work. We want to listen to and then crap on people's podcast that they made it. Is I mean we have to be mean. I guess we could just be like agree. Read that. It's it's hard you only you. Only you only choose a select few an elite right if right we're only this is not the early rounds of American idol where it's time to like. There's not going to be a William Hong Can they do a five minute podcast. I think they do a half power but they cut us like the five best minutes. Okay I mean. How many are they listening to this? Yeah I think what we do is I'll we condemn and deputize other. GP podcasters to who I know a few already will be way up for it. who will listen and they'll you know so we don't with the listen like the the thirty minutes of Twenty Different Podcasts Vale. We'll have a couple of people rate each one and then and then we'll take the best four or five. I'm sure Sally Splash Sherwood Green lighting in new podcast relining idea founded the podcasts were hand picking one. It's like an artisanal podcast for scotus year. Doesn't it actually does the winner actually podcast network it gets one in our feed and then we'll we'll promoted for the first ten weeks or something. We'll mention it in our show. I'm going to incredible it can go on social recaps are but that's not a first right of refusal but I were jared. Take it no. We're not sure if we don't take it. We'll blame Scott saying don't don't play Scotland. Yeah I think people would be. I think people would be excited about it. I'm still on the bank will get a lot of submissions. What do you think Taryn aw I I don't know I think it's it's it's maybe a little bit more difficult than people think? It's you to make a good quality podcast. I think uh-huh might run into some some audio issues with some of the submissions Um yeah but but there are a lot of talented people in the audience certainly no doubt Yes yes I duNno. It's it could be interesting but you know what what what's what's the episode of the podcast are we. Are you going to take a eight five five minute episodes. You're forty five minutes of your own podcast and be spent listening to other podcasts. Wait five times five is not forty five that is not nearly forty five correct currently running on very little sleep. It's been a long season. I'm twenty. Five minutes is much better than that. You're correct but I think five is like if we got five submissions. That would be like we'd be over the moon. I think even three is okay. Let's just hold off when we we just added the game night. I feel sold off. Let's let a week go by and see what the listeners say about this yeah. If a bunch of people excited than we know maybe we have like a user pace took oh by that. We're GONNA get a lot of submissions. Would you wanNA take submissions before putting it on the wheel and then if you have like a lot of a lot of good content may be then people know people aren't shy to contact. That's like send you know. Send us a tweet an email saying hey. I'll definitely submit if you do this. Okay it doesn't mean we're committing but you know we'll get. We'll figure we're going to get all right so that's number two number three three. This is from NICO FOR MINNESOTA. He says Nintendo Video Games are trash the same concept as the Oregon trail basically with classic Nintendo Games love the podcast had a ball at the live show in Minneapolis. We met Nico yeah so I guess we take a popular unintended video game and we play it like a one time thing so we're playing the legend Zelda on a pile dot com through the Levin and or Mario Brothers or something. It's gotTa be multiplayer Yeah multiplayer game. What's not which is dot com non multi player I would? I've read recently was that if the second player takes the controller they can control the duck did you did you ever hear that. No K. Remember hearing that as I haven't played Dot com since since I was one of those fake things those fake I duNNo. I don't know if there I think I need to hear more felt like a pitch of like a like. If there's like a game that would be fun to play on the podcast but no play US playing Mario Jio brothers on a pot on an audio podcast right well. We've had a lot of luck with video games. So far row rumbles one of our most popular demand and one was fun in Oregon trail Israel was maybe what are we gonNA say. Oh there's goes Marielle. John Really is Mario. Party is is a pretty good good one that if it was like maybe a four person you bring in Cima some guests you play Mario Party full of betrayals and and and and random luck and lots of frantic mini games like backward could be some in the past when we have not been actually the Oregon in trail we did ourselves but the rumble and when the Madden football game we watched a video of the game that was already played and when we cry yes happening happening so I don't know I mean maybe there's something there for classic Nintendo but I don't. I don't think there's enough there to green light. Nintendo Games are triggering right now. I agree okay okay last one of the day. Here's a couple throwbacks that are being pitched with new guests okay. TLC shows are trash. This was what I forgot last week. Okay are are Los Angeles. Respondent Alley Lascher went out to speak to handle Shapiro Hanish Bureau said she will come on and talk about. TLC shows trash in in particular ninety day fiance which you know is one of my favorite shows. What do you think about that? TLC Hanash appear. I'd be fine with that. I mean listen to Haddish Bureau. WanNa talk about anything so if it wasn't with Hash Bureau I'd be a little bit more skeptical but I feel like that. That's kind of trashy shell so I let's make sense with the hall pass you can't you can't say no to this right if she want money in the bank pass. It's a money thing I think Allie Lascher who I have to listen to. She says that we'd basically I think she agree with Jordan. I think we have whatever she says okay the only issue she was that it's a two hour show so we really have to cut. I do wonder if instead of watching an episode where maybe rob would be lost if there's a really good like youtube clip of the ten craziest things that's that's ever happened on the show and we just watched that okay so this is going onto the wheel. It's not like a sub wheel of blank shows or trash. TLC shows are trash while we need a second one for a sub wheel like it's not it's right now. Hang up but let me or let me pitch the second one alley lascher dry if you drink every time we mentioned are today dead. She says she is a friend who was on the house hunters international so when we were talking about. HGTV shows are trash. She can get a somebody who got their house on the show would be a very good podcast guess she said Yeah and when they're going to do about how centers I don't know if it's an expose but we'll watch watch his episode and maybe a second episode of well. The only things a Lotta people want us do that Brady show but now I'm hearing it kind of sucks. Oh I can't imagine Tara. Would you listen to podcasts that was robin. AKIVA interview a person that was on house hunters it depends is on the the person that you're interviewing is this is this a person that enjoyed their experience and looking like share one bad experience. That's right. I'm not sure I mean they. They have a house. I don't know I she said it was a funny episode Jordan time eating a lot what you've done blinkered our trash. They've been good episodes. I've enjoyed them. I think it's you couldn't just house hunters. You'd have to get a couple other. Hd Shows Until L. L. tells us those for for that episode but I think if you're talking about the episode and sort of roasting it and then you bring this person on sort of like the supplement the conversation about it. I think it would be a good podcast but I agree with Aaron if they're like super positive about their experience. It's not GonNa be very interesting super positive yeah I yeah I think it's I. I think it's something like I think it should go on the wheel. I think it's the kind of thing where you find three or three. HD TV shows and I would not be opposed to the to the subway for playing what's Hannah Shapiro or Allie lashes friend. who who was on a Shapiro Known Commodity Alley slashers friend is all for one with Alli lashes friends one. I guess with Miss Yes okay all right. So why don't we put. TLC I'll see shows are trash on the wheel and then if it works out then when we're looking for the next thing then they really have no connection they you know right well. How many blame the wheel right now? You don't need to have line. I'm just saying that it's no real impact on like saying like Hannah crush. That doesn't mean that allies friend. It's GONNA crush it yeah and who different novacaine pages you. I'm on the same page all right so we're saying Shapiro on the wheel. Though that's that's GonNa be a nightmare to we're gonNA tell us you are out of town for the next six months yeah. What are you gonNA? Do your thing okay one time. Yeah okay all right. Was that the fourth thing for Marinette more okay yes all right Jordan. Did you have an idea that you want the pitch today. Well it's not my I might original idea to ideas from one of the members of my what we'll say members of the family. Even I can't really confirm or deny if ah we're related or not uh so she came up with a lot of the Trivia questions he said this is not a trivia question but it's a mailbag I have there are so many flavors of Oreos now Pumpkin cheesecake Red Velvet carrot cake. I even saw a mystery flavor package the other day. What about having an Oreo bracket or maybe this is a joke? We discuss this for two years yeah. That's what I said I had this. I do think that you've spoken about thirty and on dozens of tired like Aaron even knew that we talked about this. This is this is this is forever. I told her I would read the suggestion Tara. Should we have a tournament of thirty different flavors of oreos absolutely. I don't know you're laughing about this. The best heard on that. Will you come for that absolutely absolutely you don't even I don't even like Oreos and I'd come yeah well. Do you know Tarran. We've done a serial tournament where we bought Thirty Bucks Cereals and five times each year one for for ten seconds cinnamon toast crunch okay yeah that's correct then well. I think it was incorrect but I was. I was outvoted. What was it was actually at the studio tournament well my which barely made the tour I oversee on instagram recently was throwing shade at Cinnamon Toast? It's crunch today that he had a tweet recently that was about to the mentos crunch I think he was throwing shade at it to have a chat chat. Yeah I gotTa let me see if I can if I can find it so this he has a picture and then a caption that does not really a doesn't really fit with the picture but it's sort of like a random using it's almost like a tweet accompanied by a photo but he said recently something about cinnamon toast crunch. I think he said that it that it stinks. I mean that's I mean that's a terrible take. I don't WanNA favorite said it was awesome but I think he said here says there's no such thing as a wrong opinion except not liking cinnamon toast crunch. Oh so now he is Dell negative threw me off okay. That's terrible yeah. That's why that's why he's on instagram and twitter with that because that's a confused yeah. There's no such thing likes in one re tweets parable take except that not accept not liking cinnamon toast crunch exactly but I didn't get cereal pick my wife and my favorite cereal as crispy but that barely made the torn because nobody else likes risks and then for the torment. I thought honeycomb should win but it got knocked out I think by frosted flakes in the first round. I haven't had honey awhile. It gets really go buy a box. It's one most popular serials rob. It was actually better than what is it a top opt-in cereal honeycomb like a top ten twelve zero. We looked into these. I think like fifteen years ago at least was the elite eight maybe yeah Akiva Kiva claims to be a serial influence there but he also thought that Chocula was on cocoa puffs Tara. I don't eat chocolate so you need a you know a Lotta. I have a lot of tange takes where it's like. You wouldn't think no I don't I don't I don't eat chocolate at all. So what how would I know about cocoa puffs blaming me for not kosher cereal that I wouldn't know they know we did a would you know we rented out an ice cream store and didn't ice cream tournament also yeah Akiva. This is a website now called Mr Breakfast Dot Com and there we're thirty four serials introduced in Twenty Nineteen introduced a new serial tournament. I don't know maybe we should rank breath. Thirty four serials introduced in twenty nineteen include Baby Shark Cereal Jeez Blueberry Blueberry cheerios actually awful yeah. How is that not great? I want cereal Chiro Cereal doughnut. You want some cereal. That's a mouthful right name of fiber one strawberry Vanilla cereal. There's something there new serials would you what you need to do is find the list for for all the new serials and then you'd be able to predict what's next big cereal. Yes okay yeah come up with some flavors and like or characters. We've been listening to work for like post or like some struggling cereal company. We could make them a new serial. Alright baby shark cereal. I think is got to be a huge huge winner at the supermarket it had it's I mean I would think like old town road cereal probably at least GonNa Happen and also what we need to do is find the least ten popular serials and see if we could rebrand yeah. That's not a bad ten grown cereals okay all right right Jordan all right so so arial says the Oreo tournament which hopefully will happen at some point in summer of two thousand twenty but I will say okay Jordan any ideas of your roane. Well all the ideas that I've ever brought up you. You have rejected one of them. Was I believe you were it was going to be the Robin Akiva Iron Chef where so you cooked meal and they rose or not turn on an oven. It wouldn't work yeah. I love this. This wasn't the Robin Akiva Arabica history. This was not even my idea. Someone else fits this. I don't even know who it was but no I don't. I don't have an all male that okay all right the snail mail Taryn we get one idea from Tarran before we in the modern you've consumed or you've absorbed Zorba all these ideas. Is there any kick out an idea for the wheel well. I mean number one and I don't know why I mean. It's obvious that you haven't done this and it's obviously should is that you should do a yogurt ranking your ranking Ya. Dan Wins Right. How Do you feel about yogurt? I I think the the the Greek yogurt is insanely overrated. I don't know how it's go. Tell Terry likes yeah. We'll see we're already. We're already fighting about us. It's already golden. I Know You like Plain Yogurt but I'm just saying I think in general the my kids have a lot of we have like a whole yogurt draw. I don't know if you have this job like we have half my fridges yogurt Salt Lake sometimes try like Oh. There's a trumpet in this and the next day it's like that's my lunch why you take it but I I so I get to try a lot of different yogurts. I'm Pro Yogurt Augert yogurt ranking we usually do we we do food tournaments and rings in Person Taryn. Oh yes well. Obviously you need to try I of the yogurts we'd have to trial the yogurts. But how many yogurts do you think you could. You could realistically try 'cause we also did an intimate Jordan was there also in my friend's basement and we all lost a will to live after trying like eight estimates and there was twenty four more how many yogurts could reasonably try before we just choose death. I mean it depends ends I mean if if it were up to me you would just you would just be ranking all of the plane Greek yet alike plain yogurt on the market but maybe we could do a couple of a couple of other flavors as well. Could you do a taste test. Ah Identify with via for you on big brother's over town watch this would you do you want any of our rejected ideas ideas for potential twitch streams shore okay right. What's what's one of the best rejected ideas? We've got a whole spreadsheet rob as well sitting setting marriage wheel list and we got some of the bad ideas from this week tune see if you could do anything with them we have we have we have a mask singer episode coming up at some point but that's rejected idea well up. Let me let me finish we but we showed up tim wrote in today and wants us to mask swinger episode where anonymous listeners come on and talk about their swinging lifestyle has got banned from ideas. He said that Robyn Akiva interviewing honest. If I told you how he spelled anonymous you wouldn't believe me. They're anonymous way of couple about the lifestyle well in any funny stories or encounters then Robin Akiva Hook them up with other interested listeners like invading show no real names us. I think he's just looking to swing. I'm not sure now now and that doesn't sound like the show up ten that I now listen. We're not judging. I will say a tariff. We are a bunch of our listeners on blind dates I yes I heard so so we did get a few requests like hey. I'm into like this policy lifestyle or swing like I'm for anything I was like. I'm not bringing up any marriages. I need like I think it was. You know it's hard to get like I live in a very specific city and do you know anybody who has this very specific we didn't we didn't really service any of those people there any success stories from that two marriages but not because of that not because no not that we don't have we we didn't get a second date but at the live show Minnesota we set up. We made a best friend setup rob myself Sunday Burke with set up friends and I we got ten N. Facebook Post this week that Robin tag they were hanging out a week. They like to go to Thai restaurants with each other. so we've made best friends and we've sort of adopted a couple that was already together before the podcast started and taking credit for them okay well. I think I see the problem here is that you were what you were swinging for the fences with trying to create love. I think the reason why this winger thing can work is that the goalpost is ally a lot easier to attain good point yeah yeah so should people if they want to talk about their anonymous swinging stories they. How could they contact us us? Well contact Taryn. He's getting reject that idea idea this is this is a retirement after dark mainstream rejecting this idea I mean Harry. The people like you know we shut up. The first of all. Tim Gets One more idea on the wheel. People riot I mean Taryn has a three part episode of the Taryn show talking to Brent about all sorts of crazy stories has like an actual. You know a lot of life stories that he's lived. What do you think would get Attaran if you come on the show who would get most was mad that you didn't pick them if you came on as a to take on Robin Akiva in game night formerly known as Padras Pot in a in a duo situation if I yeah I honestly I don't think it would be would be no one would be mad? I think Brent maybe would be the most manpower think I don't think I think we love Games. Though Games Brent and rent is is a very understanding guy very reason all right there are currently three hundred eighty one rejected ideas read number or fifty six ran away number fifty six from the rejected ideas. A lot of these are season three episode sevens from the early days this this is this is season three seven of the twilight zone tower of like that one. Oh Yeah I've already doesn't want to do because it's too scary what Alex Alexa now I think I think it is Taryn. It's always in three episodes evidence the name of the I think it's not a particularly really great one. season three episodes Taryn happens to be a big twilight zone guy I know how is the new one isn't Antonio also be. He's the Pizarro zone our got new one started out kind promise you but was not super great I was I wanted to talk to Matt Hoffman about it on switched. Its the grave. It's called a gunman visits. The grave of a man who vowed revenge is not yeah so here's another here's another h each word but if I would I'd say on January we'll not yet each word Robin Keeping Sex CAST AKA dark listeners submit their NS FW relationship issues or questions this comes on the wheel and expanded but exploding spot January twenty twenty and can only be picked for episode sixty nine nine coming up yeah up in what I think early January twenty twenty. What do you think about that? I kind of like the other idea more. I feel like we don't necessarily need to know a lot about what they're into but they were looking for other. People also be putting contact setups people with people for hookups. I feel like that was specifically. Not You'd rather hear people's sexiest. I don't want any of this. I was just reading goofy. Things Taryn Dr Mike for the gas. Oh no question definitely get okay. No I don't know no. Let's talk about what's on what's on the wheel. Yes okay right season three episode seven. How many slots is that up to now? I'M GONNA say three three three spots for season three episode number seven. We had a coin flip the coin flip be eligible to be picked but it's the possession Arrow right the now you if it's a coin flip it just automatically Rob's ensure that I felt like why are we going to ruin the. I think that if you find the game like you know why kill the Coin Flip No. We're the world's come to India. Where do you have a video game on? That's going to be with their ECKSTEIN. We're GONNA play where the world is. Carmen Sandiego Taryn you replay wearing the world is Carmen Sandiego Dago. I have not played you know I was always very confused as a child as to what was in where she was and why people cared decent Dece little young for that also are you a guy I mean I feel like I did play it but it wasn't like I played a lot more Oregon trail than Carmen in San Diego okay all right. I definitely played it in school. That's with Eric Stein. The crappy movie diaper is out there. We have the sequel mechanism. Be One spot crappy mood. I read by the way why because it was the early last week. He goes zero one two okay you say so all right then we have rules us our sequel mechanism you know the reason why we have veto is because then if something comes up that we don't WanNa do then you have to use the veto. I feel like that. We Really May oh. I don't I wanna do that this week. I don't WanNa do this this week and we're not doing it. I just think the rules are it doesn't come twice in a row. I think that's a fair rule the region we have like a million vetoes tos veto year. That's why we never have to Jordan. Is Your veto question that you were nervous. We're going to veto during this episode. My the question is that if if it is a robbery Cuba choice and Akiva fixing episode that rob doesn't want to do then via the absolutely okay yeah all right then we have the Mount Rushmore. We're going to name what should be on the Mount Rushmore of things than we have. Millennial judge not not Sally Splash. You're not the Rose Robin Akiva. Is that still is that out there is they were supposed to take that off last week in the waiting room okay so I've taken it off the wheel please okay. So when will it be ready. I only know it's ready. I don't know I need I need time to that needs to be put together. That can't be done in six days is Tara. Do you want to be on the dais for the roast of Robin Akiva where I get to roast you yeah absolutely people might people might zing you also which are issued podcast. There would be the best roaster Taryn. Who Do you think the best roaster man I mean obviously I think leader would be great at it on one since she wants to know? She said she she's up for. I mean alley lascher written her roasts already yeah the Terron said one thing to her on the podcast last week. She ran right for his jugular. Our really deadly deadly okay then we have a better attends hands Taryn. That's where a Cuban. I have to go out and see the worst movie based on the rotten tomatoes score at the box office each week there an update on what the new better attend movie is. I think it's still the John Travolta directed for the next few weeks but that infers that we can watch that from home because it's on Vod we have a hot takeoff. with Liana Boris we have people's choice where we'll spend the wheel three more times and then let twitter vote this weekend. Robin Akiva has been satisfied Jordan. Would you like to see this this weekend. Rob mckeever go to these sequel mechanism not for a very long time. I do not have enough time to write fifty three more or do you want to give Taryn. One of the unused mused questions for a podcast that he's never listened to ready I-i Seinfeld fan okay so let let me go to okay. This is from the the Chinese restaurant Taryn. What movie is Rob surprised to hear that Kiva has seen is a planet nine from Outer Space Space? Be The Godfather See shawshank redemption or d nine hundred eighty nine. Batman surprised that he has seen it that he has seen yes go with atman okay. I'll play a clip number thirty two okay clip number thirty see appropriately clip number thirty two Berkey. Jerry has lied to his uncle. He said that he's sick so he can get out to go see plan nine from outer space. Which is the worst movie the ever made supposedly key by now? You must have seen plan nine from outer space. I actually have seen it. Oh you have no okay yes the question. I haven't seen Jordan yeah who cut these questions. This was a I always like must be plan nine from outer space ace because I would be really surprised if we saw that movie supposedly and why would I've seen the godfather but like who would be surprised that it's the middle to definitely not it doesn't make sense. Joyously haven't seen hours today that was not to be questioned. Should I didn't come out with that. One yeah blame somebody say who it was. I won't say you know what I think. Parents should do so basically the the issue is that you don't know he couldn't preplanned this this game because it's contingent on which we could falls out because if this show happened that November fifth he'd have to questions that of podcast that Robin record the the last six years November fifth what if we made Jordan to get this back in the sequel mechanism he asked the he has to cut in fifty two weeks of shows and then whenever it comes up on the wheel L. Yes ready because he hasn't. I was used hand. It couldn't go on the sequel mechanism because we just did all the questions but it would just be whatever we comes up. He has to go back museums up. Do do this million. Everybody wants that. I I don't know that could be another pole for the polar no unless like because my job. I don't know if that's if that's even able to happen what the hard about helping you podcast if I knew in three days and say Jordan the demand is too great. We need to do it next week guarantee. You'll have it done for us a guarantee if I I like to please the listeners if the listeners wanted I would do it but I mean it's too soon. It's too soon we just did it. He uh he thought he could get out but they pulled them. Yeah okay then that's from the movie that Akiva hasn't seen the godfather that's from plan nine from okay question. That's insane that they couldn't listen to the last second the next two seconds all right then we have a third wheel people are going to the third wheel four Rob Nikita podcast Cameo cast-iron. That's when keep it. I will have a budget of fifty dollars to spend buying each other cameos and then we'll play them on the podcast and also also maybe listeners will buy US cameos that will play all in one episode we have the newly added game night now eligible for next week and TLC shows those are trash okay so let's go ahead and launch the wheel George. What do you hope comes up? I mean we've been hearing about the millennial judge for a long time. We've been manifesting alley last year in this podcast so much I think that's GonNa. I think that's going to be that okay. The wheel is the wheel does what we talk about about a lot so the wheel the wheel is listening or maybe it's just the Internet but that's what happens. Okay I have the wheel open. Taryn can can vouch for no funny business in this going on the first legitimate wheelspin since Minnesota. Yes Okay Tara. I'll give you the honor if you want to announce what what comes up on the wheel and release mmkay all right. It'll it'll say on a like when it finishes spinning. It'll pop up on the bottom of the screen. What it says okay you one better attend? Okay okay so that is the worst movie. That's out at the box office but what I wanted that's all I wanNA watch that with her. It is the fanatic directed by Fred. Durst you Olympics scaife Taryn. You're a little young probably won't be Olympics. Get Baby I baby I was I was never like a big fan but I was secretly in shamefully a little bit enjoying them okay. I think we all were in John Travolta Travolta Guy. He's a star of this film. I mean masters intimate John Travolta obviously and everyone's sisters crush when they were my age Devon Sal I think is in this movie to Devon Sowell's survivor no devin but you don't remember. It wasn't me like just a bad joke. I know I got it but I like. I'm shocked that people don't know Devon Saola Ansel Al Gore Tarintino Ansel elgort is that was another sense question and so elegant is man. I know the name is it's not like I'm your host. Leader is gonNA cancel so you. If you don't know how gorgeous yeah the Devon style wine ansel elgort. I have a real you know. I don't know okay Attaran watching the live feeds all summer. He doesn't have time for an awkward and catch up on the movies soon okay. He's just an actor all right. Oh He's the guy from baby driver. Okay yeah baby driver right. Believe Yeah Okay all right. So what's the movie the fanatic the fanatic so it's essentially the crappy movie diaper just was on its own happy about this. This is it came up up like two or three weeks ago and then we ended up re spinning so well it wasn't it wasn't around yet right we couldn't we didn't have time to go to the movies veto no rob. We haven't used the veto very very doable. We'd have to figure out like a like a gas or or anything like that. No okay so the nation Yeah Devon South was founded this nation. I believe he was Casper. The friendly ghost he was the kid he you know Devon salary you just minos name care far more about fun of this nation than what Casper's all of what you're much younger than me. Casper was like a big deal. If you're like thirty three Casper there was a big deal when I was a child I D Casper van Your Casper Spooky Afoot the movie Jordan Yeah. I like the movie when I was a kid. We put that in the crappy movie diaper happy movies. I know it's a great movie. It's too good yeah you can put that in there for the friendly Goethe I mean it's a sad story Casper yeah but Casper in my girl does he is. He like Christina reach. He's buddy and my girl making things up now. I don't know timers lender. Is it for you now four fifty eight. I'm having fun for two more hours here I have to I have to watch my size. Babysit before people are GonNa be mad at me. You don't pay at least even though he didn't say that five times forty five yeah no it's fine yeah yes fine the night where the vibes casper her was. You're jammed Jordan. Yes in one thousand nine hundred five probably when you orborne now seven I was born nineteen ninety. Yeah Okay Okay Ben Stein. That was another game for the guessing celebrities ages. What do you think about that game? I like it Gessler Jason Bateman for the for the game night yeah okay good as standalone standalone podcast but for all all again ten minute games that's that's good. I don't know this Jason Bateman Taryn he's forty seven. I don't know the answer. I was just asking yeah okay. I think that's a pretty sound guess yeah I guess fifty one. He's fifty okay see that was closer there. You wear one over though I don't know. Are we doing over role. So are we doing family feud. That's up for that. The family feuds side spices right. It's late. It's Tokyo in that same mistake on a podcast before okay all right Jordan Kayla where people listen to you every single week listen on this survivor on on rob has podcast. I think most of you know where to find that and that's about fifty fifty okay this week in survivor history. It's GonNa be looked for it. It's going to be right after the wiggle room this season. It's the what the show called survivor this. We can survivor history this season. I think it's calling me called the wiggle room. I did work on that. We have to work where we're still working on. What is going to be is it still the shack done working on it? Okay so beyond beyond the lookout for that okay and then of course Jordan is on twitter as well. He is at Jordan fake survivor seasons coming up. No not not scheduled but it could happen. I always find out like in the next week noted them especially if we've already given them playing them. It's fun. It's one thing to play them. it's another thing to look camera guy. We're playing playing them as a lot more fun. I've I've played more than I've done production season on this podcast cast have we do heels no but like with sixteen people and then we just have one night survivor game. It'd be a good idea for repacked. Maybe at the you know the next Robin Kiva Live. Maybe idea alive survivor going. It's gotta be like it's like an hour our I mean we we did. We need it around the table. big brother game at one of the last know-it-alls you just have a bunch of people sitting around able unhanged the game of survivor in front of each other. okay have like votes every couple of minutes okay. That sounds like fun. I it's actually would not be a bad all right so Jordan's onboard on-board all right Taryn. Where can people find you whether you're going to be doing a vanilla yogurt taste test? Yes you can find the yogurts. It's an rob homecare crazy. It's not vanilla. I like Vanilla. yogurts is a very area. I thought you were saying that instead of a lot of terrible people assume that vanilla nine and no Sir Labor No it's plain yogurt. You can find all of the plane scream flavor. If Lane is your favorite you don't eat icecream lactose intolerant or you just have crazy food. Take I'd just have crazy takes this guy back on the podcast ever have been okay. I gotta go on the Taryn show. I I need to hear. I need to hear more really down that he won't he's the he's the interviewer I know you can't you can't get in. How can you have you host? This is my my pitch. You host Taryn on the Taryn. Show and you ask you get to the bottom of Taron. Saul many have tried yes if if if he wants to. I'm sure that he can reveal more and more about about and we're GONNA pressure tearing I feel like I don't know I tear in it. I don't know if you know I'm a big Taryn. Show fan but I also feel like I know people aren't very little value from the terrain show what coast of the country you live on or anything. We'll see the avid listener will pick up on many many details throughout the entire tear. You can glean things here and there but I feel like it's our but anyway you should bring back the Taryn show. I liked the Tandja ranch it has it has not run. I mean a weekly not like hey. I'm doing it monthly right now. Yeah that's fine. That's find one. you know what you have an invitation to be interviewed on the bench. I'm up for it especially if it was like literally during the Day Day when I'm supposed to record this weird survivor as well. You know what lost the game you were forced together. We'll work on our schedules and we'll figure yeah. I'm that it needs to be. I wish okay alright and that Akiva you and chances are you. Are you guys up to two episodes a week or only one the episode on thirty two fans. Why would we do oh you mean because we talked about doing a Patriot yeah? I don't know a thing if it did poorly. I don't think my heart could handle doing a patriot and then like only seven mm people signing up for something yeah. It's it's the Jewish holidays we could barely do. Maybe in November. We'll do one but I've been on a roll with picking Games so yeah thirty two fans need to yeah and you're yeah you've been yeah but we pick against the spread you on here. I have played the rules for what's the spread what's being against the spread. I know you're not a big football. Guy Had to define that term yeah like. Do you think people know that who aren't football people. I mean probably not too bad probably not the details of it. I assume it means something along the lines of like going against the grain now exactly yeah yeah by the way Amanda Rabinowitz Rabinowitz had had an idea. I guess we could read it next week. What does it really teased it now? Okay fine all right. It's a similar idea to what Taryn saying we'll get the next week a similar radio attaran against the grain no but no whatever you say you're three hours into a podcast saying you just want me. We know you just said too. I thought to people you're saying no. She wants us to explain a sport to people and then like have a listener doesn't follow sports come on and we're going to pick their favorite team for them. Then you do that on their defense well we didn't do it. We have a listener from New Zealand who said like mention attention all thirty two teams like when they're previews an I'll pick and then he picked the jets maybe thirty two fans idea the jets the jets I guess he's from New Zealand and he you know he knew he wanted to be like an outsider. I Dunno you think it was the Winnipeg jets. I don't know is this. This gives me an idea. Okay well. What if what if you have a podcast where you bring on people who are very not knowledgeable college able about us? Yes you quiz them on it and see how ridiculous it become knowledgeable like. I think it's fun like a man to sink. She wants to become basketball men and she wants us to pick a favorite team for is there any sport you follow Taryn. You're not a sports guy right. Big Brother you carry. I was big brother's very physical over the years yeah yes I listen and what about the challenge I feel like Jackson is going to be like a ten season challenge. We started challenge yeah yeah. I think the point here is to see like is to try to get them to come up with like guesses and like how funny it it is but if they literally no nothing about baseball or something is that we'd be funnier is the you and I get quizzed. It's about something that we know nothing about so. It's like laugh at us. We're stupid idiots out something right everybody else knows about. I feel like it's backwards like I don't think it's fun. PODCASTS OF US like you know making fun of somebody because of what they don't know right now it was like so yeah tarrant you wanNA favorite. NBA team do a do. I do. I want you one. Do you want us to give you one. We'll give you one right now. This sure let's do it. You're a Sacramento Kings guy now. You need like biking journey Z. I know we're Pelicans guys. He's a kings guy. I'm Marteen your Sacramento Kings Superfan now and you know what you picked correct because I'm a big fantasy guy so to say I'm a King's man and I make on what I'm into Darren Fox. I'm it listen. There's only the only place goes up so nobody will use you being a front runner. Okay all right. Let's wrap this up Jordan Caitlyn. Thank you for all your hard work. Key allies did a great job. I really appreciate Jordan. Thank you so much for coming on. I'll see you. I'll see you keep it on this weekend survivor and keep doing the perfect stranger song right yeah. Oh okay. I just got six tweets during the show saying you better someone literally just tweeted. I think it was abby the Almond Dinger someone just tweet and said I will hunt you down. If you don't do the guys out tra- all right you sit stay with the perfect. Strangers is a great Larry Malki. Take it away This episode episode of Rob has a podcast is sponsored by friends over at Truecar. 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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #41A: Rob & Akiva Spin for a Live Show Topic

Rob Has a Podcast

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #41A: Rob & Akiva Spin for a Live Show Topic

"The every week Akiva needle right Robin Akiva Anita podcast forty one eight. That's right a is four AKIVA. The man who I am about to go through a list of your submitted ideas for our live show coming up in Minnesota Minneapolis many R- Napa Lewis Minnesota and the man who has the mail bag is ready to go. My Co host of Robin Akiva New podcast from Florida here is Akiva winegar should be forty one and a half actually not forty-one a well really not supposed to be putting episode numbers into itunes anymore so I don't know either way who says that I apple want to crack down episode numbers. They feel like that's crazy. Why they don't like it they don't like it? They said we have our own episode numbers that that doesn't do anything for S._E._O.. Nobody's looking for Robyn AKIVA ANITA PODCAST thirty nine. I think it's a when I find it to the People Arlington when I find when I find a new podcast I find myself always oh there's eighty two episodes okay fine like if there's a podcast that doesn't say how many episodes there's been especially on itunes. They don't show every episode of that. If the PODCAST has been around for years not our call apple is real hates podcasts. They're just sort of stuck with them because they don't make they haven't figured it really had monetize them on their own end housing zillions of of gigs of data for free. I think Apple. They don't actually have any data that they have the R._S._S. feed as a loss leader for them at best I think didn't they get they got rid of. I tunes like <hes> I don't know I think apple's anti podcasts I don't know I think that they sorta they liked it. The word pod is in it so it's sort of like <hes> help helps them with their called soon casts or anything like that no it wouldn't be like I cast there. Were somewhere like podcast if it was if they really own the market okay all right. We're losing people. We're losing people with this united talk. We're here because we basically we're at a stalemate in our last episode with Alli Lascher in our MTV dating shows are trash podcasts where we were trying to come up with more ideas for the live show wheel bill and we were landing right now on I think to ideas that we liked to ideas that were sort of Ma- and felt like <hes>. Let's not spin a subpar wheel. What's the rush are so just just so? We need at least four ideas to choose from right so the two ideas that you say are essentially locked in what would you say those. Let's just hold on before we that's what we're going to do here today and so that's just the set the stage but let's just also just give out awesome updated logistics about what's coming up that AKIVA NI- are headed to Minneapolis Minnesota this upcoming Tuesday for two days of baseball and podcasting where we are going to be at target field on on Tuesday night. We'll be back at target field on Wednesday and then we will be at our live show on a Wednesday night at seven PM at the Minneapolis Convention Center. You can go ahead and and get a ticket for that event. When you go to rob has a website dot com slash rene APP live? That's R. A. N.. A. P. Live and so that is the way to get the tickets tickets for the event leading out any other pertinent information for people who still want to make it now. I think it said to baseball games still available. I think no tickets are near us it. Yes 'cause where we're sitting and then there's a few tickets left for the live show. Do you think we should have slept in the stadium since we're just going to a game Tuesday no one to Ben and Jerry's in between the Games what if Ben and Jerry's had sort of brought the ice cream to us. Do you think they delivered to target field just like second base. I doubt it doubt they delivered to a base. We've I mean we could have gone to the front of the pain. I would have been a fun thing like sleepover on field. Would you have done that these do that. At city field at one point. I would love to take my kids to go in and do that but I don't think they do that anymore. I think they get a once and it was probably like. Are we gonNA make enough money. I feel twice. They might twice but it was brought back. A litany attention issues there with yes sleeping. It's okay that being said also you know everybody's talking about. The juiced Ball Akiva home runs a flying out of here but I I would like to present an argument to the contrary okay Robinson Canal am I saying all juiced go look at his numbers and then come back to me and tell me the ball juiced. We have to make contact I think to hit Homerun Damani and just go out there on its own. Yeah okay all right so there you go keep the ideas that we like. We like hot takeoff only thing we don't like Liana Boris isn't going to be there. Well that's up to you know. Maybe she'd come. If that's what wins okay spur of the moment person who knows who knows and then we have our Robert Akiva got talent are are minne- Minneapolis Minnesota talent show so you have that that is one of the two locked in ideas. I thought that was sort of I._D.. Number three right now I love it. I love our talent show idea. I thought that Robin Keith Anita third wheel was locked then see and I wasn't sure if the third wheel or listener bracket is locked walked in. I could almost be merged. It's possible so I'd say if we came up with absolutely nothing today than those are for ideas but we're trying to be essentially I think take off his pretty locked in as one we could argue if. If there's one spot left we could argue about third wheel. Talent show wouldn't cry. I wouldn't cry if either of those are on the wheel and then the live listener bracket so we do have some tweaks and some and some variations of already on the wheel idea I just don't know what the big differences between the third wheel and the listener bracket I mean I think that still the same mechanism is going to be used to like okay all right. Let's keep this person I guess in the in the listener bracket they don't they don't have to be good or entertaining on a podcast. It's just like Oh. We liked this person. They're nice yeah. Why think the listener bracket is we're picking up? We'll like they'll be a title like are listening listener or are about like our favorite listener. They're like our official favorite listeners something we'll like. I don't know call them once a month just to check in and see other other doings I need people talking on the live show. I don't need people listening on the live show well but you're talking to us to like the listener is a word but they're going to your wheel. They have to be a good listener. So I kind of feel like that. These like hopefully we have an embarrassment of riches today and then we sort of have live listener brackets slash third wheel is that we are looking for somebody who is going to join the podcast crew we can rotate rotate in in <hes>. I know people like Hey. I just WanNa be Robin Akitas best friend. I don't want to be on the podcast first of all if you're expecting an embarrassment of riches then maybe lower your expectations yeah but in all honesty that <hes> a new best friend doesn't do a whole lot for us whereas somebody who would be a good third person off the bench to rotate on a podcast here and there is has way more utility to us. I'm just trying to get through ninety minutes on Wednesday night right. I would rather somebody who doesn't care for us very much personally but was just a real sharp shooter off the bench for the podcasts so hired gun. Basically you want right right. I let me read you some of the ideas and we'll see what we could. We could do with them. Okay I was I was on a international flight recently and I was. I thought like I can't sleep. I only have one kid on the plane so she was she was entertaining yourself by watching movies. I thought that was one of your superpowers. You could sleep anywhere I can't but I I guess I have taken like a five hour. I'd like slept for five hours. Then I woke up so then I'm going to get another like three hour nap on this claimed. Let me think let me just sit on this plane with my own thoughts yeah sheriff my music and for an hour just GonNa come up with as many ideas as I can. I like this or for the live show each storm so here's what gets it keeps them but I'm not sure how it. I think that the air on the plane was affecting marine this I would come up with a few ideas. Let me let me tell you what I came up. Okay this is called adult friend Finder <hes> we basically we pair off people in the crowd and we make them become friends and then we check back in with them for the next year <hes>. I think that the name is problematic because it implies that we are setting people up to you have a physical relationship. No this is a platonic friendship. Fully people are like Oh. You're trying to hook up to listeners know this is the these are mandatory tonic friendships. You actually cannot fall in love with your grandfather so I think it's a little underwhelming underwhelming for an actual live show. I it almost feel like that okay. We're going to also then pair people up like it's something that could be like a a segment of we're going to pair people up and then in one year. We're going to have a podcast and <music>. If we went back to Minnesota next year we could have that as the as the podcast but I don't think idea by the way or like setting aside. Let's say if we were like okay. We have like Sean the mailman here than we have Clarisa from mm-hmm <hes> Claremont California. It's a fake person and it's like all right you guys are going to become like pen pals. You guys gonNA come like best friends over the Internet for a year and then we'll check back in with you next July twenty twenty and we'll see like are you guys still France <hes> yeah so I feel like that would be more of a more exciting the update but in terms of like pairing up like okay. What do you think about being friends with Sean the mailman I guess so I mean we'll see you know I don't? I don't think there's that much juice there for the live. Show okay whereas a year from now. It's like you wouldn't believe half the things that Sean the mailman said to me all right. We saw the problem with my next ideas. We've sort of done it already. I do think it may be is conducive to a live show mhm so it's called out rob late night with Robin Akiva Yeah Okay so we start up. <hes> we tell we tell you know topical jokes in a monologue. We'll switch off one in one uh-huh and then we'll have some sort of bit that's preplanned and then we'll invite random letters from the crowd is our two guests <hes> and then a third person. I don't think we'll have a musical act but sometimes they'll have stand up so we picked someone out of the audience and they have to do five minutes of stands up to end the show so so it's sort of incorporates a lot of the ideas that were submitted where we're having you know but it's totally random we call up it could be it could be chester could be sean the mailman it could be some random listener for Minnesota that we don't know <hes> and and so it's a late night show with Robin Akiva. I don't hate it. I think it's going be a little difficult to execute but I do think that if we learned our lessons from the last time out and then ended up with sort of like let sort of like a crowd source the jokes but then also punch them up and then also maybe like we could use some other things as like sort of a segments for the talk show. Do we have a band leader. Do we have anybody that can like play like hike a keyboard or anything like that. I mean if I'm sure if we solicit when I'm sure someone will say I could bring a guitar or keyboard or some could we could. We hire that on craigslist. Yes we could definitely hire that on craigslist. We could hire a van leader. Absolutely that's not a bad idea. Okay all right so we are finding a band leader on craigslist. We have a talk show. There's going to be a monologue and we're GONNA have a a number of guests on the on the talk we could do like one or two BITs CONAN style which may be could even include include things that have been discussed before we could do a five minute hot takeoff where you can. Do you know you could play play some sort of Pajama game or something okay all right so let's put. A late night with Robin Kiva yes late night with Robin Akiva not not to be the last episode we did Robin Akiva have late night show different. This is totally not part of the sequel mechanism no not the sequel mechanised okay all right so so late night with Robin Q.. I'm also for this live show wheel. I'm using the wheel that was invented by Dan the benefactor for K. podcast wheel dot U._S.. I let me know if you can see what's going on their podcast wheel dot U._S.. Is the address of the wheel that was made by Dan the benefactor there. The benefactor came all the way from the bay area for Seinfeld show. I do not believe he's coming to this show. I don't know what happened yeah. Are you're able you see the updated wheel there. I Guess Dot U._S.. I do I think there's a isn't there a listener vote sort of space on the wheel that we should be having said that last time right the spot or whatever it is. That's listeners vote yeah. I was really objecting to the fact of like okay. Let's let listeners vote for third wheel or listener bracket and then right so ad no votes right. You're against two votes. You want one vote to win them all one one one vote. What are we supposed to invite eyelash for this podcast will happen? Did you lose touch with Alli lascaux this week. I forgot but also she's very busy. I feel like it's not monroe. She's GonNa take this as a slight. I forgot let me I'll the right if she wants to hop on midway she can come on yeah okay. This is going to reignite the feud. You're doing so well yeah we were on good terms and this this could be okay all right so those are the things I thought of on the plane but the listeners sent tin dozens and dozens and dozens of ideas most of which are not worth reading okay but a lot of people said what just you guys are over thing just do a season three episode seven. What do you think about that? <hes> yeah I I don't love it. I don't think that exciting or of a big idea I don't think everybody's going to be able to watch the show necessarily where the Seinfeld finale which I think was cited as hey you guys watched an episode but that was for people who I loved Seinfeld and listened to over one hundred episodes of that podcast if we have I don't even know what's in the Alf might be a good one because it's so it's so campy but Dawson's Creek Seattle episode seven Okay Oh great now. I'm going to a live show. Some people like it might be an episode that people would have skipped on the episode seven and so now we're talking about Pacey. Is that a guy. That's the guy pays guy. That's the guy and what the what is this yeah. They're gonNA people be people at the show significant others people who were dragged people who are about to break up like did happen at the Seinfeld show somebody were Oh convert my girlfriend afterwards. What did it have anything to do with us? I don't think so I don't think so she was probably depressed that he had friends I guess was she not laughing during the show and he was like I was sitting in the front row she was the she was. I think she had like Red Hat. She had red hair. Maybe seeing the frustration like you don't do nothing funny. Maybe they had an argument like who's better Robert even than they broke. Maybe she came and she thought like Oh. I thought your friends right what you're friends with. Hey forget it now or maybe like like. I thought you said that Guy Chester was going to be was gonNA be funny yeah. He's what we didn't know. He was going to be making a fantasy football trade. You know you said he's is GonNa kill at the live show yeah what if I do wish there was video of the Seinfeld show some funny things that happened that have been lost history okay so I agree. I think if we had nothing that it's not an awful idea but I don't think anybody's pumped up about the lit the listeners who are not coming. I think one is safe idea and they want seem to seven but I just don't think that there's enough there for Minnesota for a safe idea. We're going big and we're definitely going home. I think whether it's good or bad we're probably unless we get arrested or something that we're we're going big or so. It's homerun derby champion Pete Alonzo. We're taking a big swing here. There was a great a Google doodle this week. You know sometimes their games on the Google doodle when you go go to Google Dot Com and click so that was the July fourth homerun derby yeah so my kids were playing it and it's it's a fun game. You play with your kids. It gets them into baseball swing. It's like different like a ketchup. Bottle comes to the plate and then like a hot hot like it's barbecue. Characters are the batters and then there's a peanut who's a pitcher but the peanut is a different <hes> like the peanut is a white hat. He throws the ball sort of slow and straight then the green hat is like curve ball and then the the the the red unhappiness throws housing then the whole format more the homerun derby my five year old yet by the way it was very convenient. My five year old son has been hidden Dinger's all day. I literally is mother said what are you doing said. I'm in Dinger's singers why you should play with play with your kids. It's it's a fun game to get them into baseball. I know this is not a sports podcast. I tuned in for the like I I saw on twitter that Pita Lonzo is GonNa be in the finals though Homerun Derby and I tuned the final round them like what the hell is going confusing like. There's a Qila o'clock and I'm bonus. I think Alison Gardner Right Executive Producer home run for two guys who have the most convoluted podcast of all time. I'm like I cannot follow going on here. At all. Yeah it was crazy and he was like who hits the most summer us you would think so but Vladimir Guerrero somehow hit like four four hundred home runs before we got to that point and then not count at all yeah poor strategy or bad strategy Vlad yet save enough for the last round pull out just enough to win. A lot of people want to hire people off craigslist list the president people like that idea Brenner Fitzpatrick said hire a whole Improv team which I'm not sure what a whole Improv team with do I really loved the idea now of hiring the band leader I think that really boosts up late night with Robin Akiva unlike the top couple of ideas because we'll definitely be able to find a bandleader or maybe have a local say. It's funny to hire one but worst case scenario can have also have a local say yeah okay mic my friends in a band and he's in college and he'll come. They'll pay. We'll pay somebody to come right yeah we're willing to we're going to give take us. We're charging for the for the tickets. I think we'll have to find the money in the budget for the bandleader yeah so people want us to hire just random people off craigslist psychic an astrologer so I think they're funny. Sued the new model. I don't know the new model idea was wild drinking during the last episode just seems so Atika. You don't think it would be very funny but they get naked yeah I do that. I think that that's crossing a line in terms of what he wants to see that naked at the show but I feel like that guy was probably one hell of an interview yeah like a like a guy who just goes to college art classes and there's a new model that sort of thing and advertising four Bachelorette parties yeah right advertising for Bachelor Party. I guess the Bachelorette parties get wild probably probably how many marriages have you broken up like how many things got cancelled correct for the wedding because like Bachelor Party got a little too wild yeah probably very few. Have you ever like stolen the bride away from from like the groom happened and you see that I mean he's a tasteful nude sketch artist who I mean you know one. Man's tasteful is another man's marriage breaker upper. I guess and the husband is like what you're leaving me for. A stripper and the wife is is like no he's tasteful sketch artis yeah yeah. That's where you would know anything about my art. Would you Harry would you. I guess Gary <hes>. Did you have a like a wild bachelor party now. You know I didn't have a Bachelor party yeah because you were like fourteen right I was I was twenty. I didn't even know that I thought they were just in the movie. I didn't know it was real thing. I might should that be a podcast should keep his bachelor party since I never had one <hes>. Can you get justice friend from facebook group who is going to come to Minnesota but didn't come because our plans were too lame. Oh Yeah Oh that guy you know. He said he wouldn't come but it sounded like a trip that was planned by a bunch of married men a bunch of family men and like he clearly wanted us to go to strip clubs and like I don't know I don't know what do some cocaine. Maybe they'll be cocaine but it won't be at a Strip club field there will be it will be snowing ills for the mets. What about this so people like Allie lashes idea of Robin Akiva Pajama Party last week? You said let's just do that late night. After the first met gavel late night with Robin Cuba the Robin mckeever have Pajama Party so <hes> but are we holding back on what may be our best idea and saving four sort of a tertiary thing. That's you know it's nice but like is it necessary to to save that up and or if it loses we could just do Robyn John Party. Should we add that to the wheel. I don't think it should be on on the live show wheel because I think that the wh- what is fun about that idea is the idea of of the slumber party is sort of like the intimate setting where you can reveal the innermost secrets or this is a story I told you guys normal circumstantial or but on your floor of of your hotel room with Nelson from Denver and and and Brench Brent Farren Cop like now I'm GonNa tell it to you. I think that there is a tendency on the live show to be big and not tell a long story from childhood right. It's like as this. Is this working I without that pressure. I feel like that if that that is going to be what we wanted to be I think it needs to be in a different setting. Okay yeah that's fine. I am excited for that idea man. This is going to be every time I tell someone this week like. I've got to go to Minnesota next week. I'm GonNa be away whatever and then I have to explain the whole trip. It sounds very exhausting. It does sound pretty exhausted. I think as you said on Thursday fans maybe one more baseball game than needed all right but I but I think like the excessiveness. Maybe we'll add to the fun. We will be loopy by the problem. Is that the Robin thing sort of some highlight. The justice friend might just putting in for the yeah just as a backup to sink. It's three o'clock on Wednesday and we have really hit the wall. I'd also it's going to be like supposedly. It's going to be really hot. At the baseball game. Our seats Wednesday are like in the sun like they're better seats than our Tuesday nights and they're like we're going to be getting baked but not run away and then and then we're we're gonna be like and then we're gonNA have nothing. We're also going to be like we have thirty two flavors of ice cream in our stomachs from the ice cream tournament Tuesday morning yeah and then we have like four hours to sort of to recover and set up the the live show. This is Annan very little sleep because we're doing summer party like midnight the night before my flight out on Tuesday morning is like at six A._M.. Well once you get out. That's like that's ideal leaving Vegas. You WanNa leave as early as possible my flight out of L._A.. Hey is at six A._M.. So it's like that's the start this trip terrible three thirty in the morning. I'm also getting up super early. My wife's like hey. There's a train from the Miami appoint on that driving you so we had a fight over yeah. I have to wake up and drive me. Let's see live music for Higher Jazz Blues Solo duo so but they they never say what the price is for for any outings. I'm unprofessional jazz guitarist and singer I organize instrumental or vocal live performances for events across the country. I'm available so low or with up to five other musicians. Please contact me regarding a customized banned for your event wedding party special music requests for possible yeah and if you are Minnesota Listener and who knows somebody who would like to do this. I guess up to yeah okay. It is funnier dad like a stranger we could also interview the stranger and ask him what he thinks. I love the idea of interviewing the reno random. People have no idea what this is yeah so yeah. Even if you're asking your friend don't tell them what is and just telling me. He's got a comment. WE'LL PAM yeah. That's very fun. Okay all right what else all right we got to more ideas okay all right. What about a live brand steel so oh we that's if people don't know that say like a fake survivor season or fake big brother season when you put sixteen people in and it's like fan fiction but we'd be using people who are coming to the event <hes> now? I know you like to play them before him but that that's fine because we. We know WHO's coming to the event because the ticket you get info when someone buys a ticket so you just put in sixteen round names of people were coming so it'll be predetermined right because you don't have time to put in the names but I think then the sixteen people let's say who were picked sort of come up on stage. You're in the first row or something and get eliminated they. They have to go back to their seat but we can also interview them and ask them that thought process at the time and stuff like that maybe to know them. So I know at one point we were talking about the live Oregon trail fail at doing this and I think that that would be shorter and maybe more interesting version of this idea but there's less people the trail. There's a lot of Mnuchin the Oregon trail that gets boring after awhile yeah well speaking of things get boring after a while like I don't think a brand steel is going to hold the the audience's attention first of all it takes about like two and a half three hours. That's not with like talking to each person who's voted off in betraying I mean I think that I don't know what our projector system is going to be. I think that you know you have all these people on stage. I just think that the crowd might not be into it. There's people who don't care about survivor who are coming so oh. I don't like this idea for life. Show okay all right fair enough. I mean the Oregon trail. I feel like that if you I feel like that's shorter and it's less people potentially I could see some sort of a game like that but <hes> brand steals just too unruly yeah. I think there's a there's too much minutiae to to live either all right and then someone just throw this. It's called the one upper one upper okay so people ask US questions like hey. What's the most embarrassing thing your parents of ever doing doing or and you have to answer we have to answer the question and then we could have an audience member trying top US people? Can people can ask us this from blue car. What's you'll never do again? What's The creepiest take place you've ever been? What's your what's the most illegal thing you've ever done? What are you really good at but embarrassed about what a scar story the your worst Uber I just you know he's got into just an a list of questions yet and will answer the question and we'll have have like an audience member dry and top US <hes> it's very reliant on the audience beyond having good stuff and being ready to share yes yeah which some of our ideas are <hes> we could also incorporate that into the Pajama Party a little bit some of those questions yeah I mean the wild card is the person coming out of the audience with great stories? That's what's exciting here but also scary that okay good Uber Story anybody any any An- anybody lift story yeah. We'll take a taxi. Nobody yeah yeah so I WANNA have. Nobody raises their hand. I think that I think we just go <unk> home. If we ask questions like that and nobody raised good night everybody so it is it is a big swing that there is a high ceiling but also very low floor yeah yeah like most these ideas examined high sailing part all right so I think that's pretty much what we got. What should we put it on the wheel? No I agree with you. I think listen we also incorporate all sorts of these things into could you segment on talk show could be you could ask the third question we could ask them on a talk. Show there are there are scenarios where we can we can sort of is so that all right. It's it's also like let's sort of locked down. Whatever what everything is so we've got five ideas in the hopper we all right cut one of them out? We should merge third wheel slash listener bracket so then it's just a bracket of the of the of the we just put the third wheels into a bracket okay. I like that I like that and are they. Are they committing themselves beforehand so I think that yeah I would think so. I think we'd have some sort of a google list of like you know it's you're showing up and the but also letting us know that you want to be in the third wheel bracket so we can okay and it's chess is chester in the bracket or is he making the bracket. I think you'll be like a logistics guy. He'll be like because somebody's got a man the bracket I know from the serial tournament when we did a bracket I was the only sober person there so I had to really run that whole show because nobody else like knew what day it was and I I really have to move the show along so you really need somebody who's going to move the shell on okay and like I'd also like guitar physically bracket we got. We had a poster board. I don't know we're going to be doing okay all right so here's where we're at <hes> so we are going to be talking about our hot. Take off our talent show our late night with Robin Akiva and the third wheel bracket okay and anything else any other reservations or anything that you might want to add or comment on no so there's five spots on the wheel because there's those four and then listener vote right. Oh Okay I didn't listen to vote on the wheel okay so listener votes going onto the wheel all right so there we go all right five spots on the wheel. Are you able to at podcast podcast wheel dot U._S.. Or you're able to follow along with what the wheel looks like absolutely I can. I can see the wheel you see. It's updated with the five spots as updated for you in real time. It isn't real time yes okay all right and this is a test for this could be the new wheel it could be. I believe a local listener is bringing us a wheel. I sent him all the categories because those are unchanged. They have nothing to do with this so I sent him the categories and I believe he's bringing alias fiscal wheel to the live show. I spend for the next episode okay again. Thank you to Dan the benefactor for putting this all to go. Did you see new season of Comedians in cars. Getting coffee is going to drop. No who's the highlight what name Eddie Murphy I think is the big one. Yes pretty reclusive. I saw a promo for where it seems like that. Jerry is really trying to push the agenda that comedians in cars with coffee has been encrypt off that everybody is ripping off Comedians in cars getting coffee and they main like a bunch of things I think Carpool Karaoke is the the biggest defendants crazy because that's I mean I don't know <hes> no comedy in cars. These guys Jerry invented. He battled trademark that you cannot do comedy in cars yeah. He seemed really willing car. Bring a car into the Minneapolis Convention Center. Do Our podcast sitting in a car be tough to tough everybody to hear us the drive through experience. Experience and we wasted a lot of money on this convention center when we could have just gone to like the target field parking lot that's true that is true especially. We have to buy the car I think also never gonNA rent a car. Okay all right Dr in podcast. Nobody's ever done that before. I think it was a podcast like in the early podcast as an Uber driver interviewed the people in this car. Okay where somebody's worth super experience for sure all right Kiva you ready for the official spin for the live show. I am ready. Okay all right and then I will ask you. If you have wh what would happen okay so that's not a Harry met Sally Joke Okay all right here comes. The official spins along spin upcoming. What are you seeing the same thing that I'm seeing using spending I am I am seeing what you're saying? Oh my God okay all right Akiva. What ask you what color did the wheel? Come up for on your end sort of cream cicle aw cream sickle okay all right so I believe that we are looking at the same thing and so nobody can call anything as the on this Akiva we you let me get the drummer already okay can you can can you give us our live show subject. We're doing a listener vote big listener sooner vote for things hot take off talent show Robin Akiva have a late night show or what's the what's it called late night with Robin Akiva and the and the Robin Akiva Nito third wheel slash live listeners <unk> another benefit branding. This is fair. I think we're letting you can't complain yeah. Those good is it. Only only the people attending the live show gets a vote. I think everyone gets the vote right. Everybody gets the vote but not if they're not gonNA listen if if they're not coming and they're not gonNA listen on they shouldn't vote so listeners only by by agreeing to vote. It's a promise well what if you're what if your idea loses then. Can you sort of protest the not listen. I guess so I guess so so you're at least committing vote for what you vote for. If it wins okay all right you could do whatever you want every- everybody can vote. This is a democracy when when people vote we all went. Should we sign so we started like a non-profit nonprofit vote's and just signed people up to vote for this year's aside. There's no registering to vote we. You don't need a photo I._D.. We want people to vote. Are we worried about people rigging the vote. I guess it's hard to Riggott twitter vote right who who's doing this for what we get. People people want to sabotage us. Maybe they think like Oh. The talent show is kind of a kind of tricky. I don't know how they're going to do that. So I'm going to sabotage them. We should be so lucky. People spend yeah yeah. That's true. That's shrinking about this okay yeah. I'll see people complaining like I get too many tweets about. I wish we had that. Many you know tweet okay so the wheel has spurned another mechanism mm this time a fan vote and we will hear from you listeners what we will end up doing okay so we're recording this on Thursday morning should we should we get this out sooner to get the thing I think we're going to we're going to drop op this Friday late Friday but I think we should probably drop sooner now. How fast we can get this out and then once the Pied I'll then I'll hit you with a no 'cause you're gonNA go offline in a matter of sometime in the next twenty four hours right yeah twenty twenty? It'd be great. If we get the vote out before you end up going off line <hes> by the way we have an update from last year and the update is oops. We forgot to invite her on this podcast that she wanted to. She wanted to come on okay should we should we have come on now. No I think that we just need to just take our lumps. What if what if she comes on the second in just yells yells at me for a minute? It's going to stop recording the add a track. It's this isn't necessarily album you yeah blame blame me as the person always books all the guests for the show and handles the logistics rob McEwen you the podcast. Yes I mean I'm happy with the endless. Also I think that's that's the way it should be because people can't complain and we can blame them like if the wrong thing comes up and it's Rob Makita third wheel or the live listener bracket okay. I'm like hey the late keyboards better idea. We told you you didn't listen you voted for it and then by the end of the day Saturday we should know what the show is going to be yes and then we got to figure out because some of these logistics like Elena show we got higher that right artists I right okay all right Akiva anything else. I think that's it. I think the next time people here from us we'll be live from Oh. No why Allah says you wouldn't you and rob knew where to reach h me no I had nothing to do with booking rob Sanford tally on this podcast yeah okay so Akiva there you habit or anything else you WANNA add no. I'm excited for the vote. I'm excited to see you in Minnesota. I'm excited to do three podcast and go to Baseball Games in twenty two pod Kelly sleepover yeah sleep over. We're literally doing three podcast and going to baseball games in twenty four hour. Okay maybe twenty eight hours. I also let me just add so just in terms of the schedule of what we're doing so that we have this podcast going up whenever you're hearing it then the live show podcast probably won't get out to you guys until maybe Friday or so. I think that's probably a quick turnaround from Wednesday Thursday so that that'll be the podcast for next week and that'll be wrapped forty to the live show and then we'll be back with a new episode of rap with whatever comes up on the wheel at the live show the following weekend. You'd better tell yeah I I really think you'd better attack. It sounds like I've been listening to. It's definitely not we asked writer. The song says you better attend but kind of sounds like better attack. We're not we're not going to relitigate this. Okay all right. Give I will see you in Minnesota and hopefully almost a hundred or more of you there as well. Take care have a good one bye yeah.

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #65: The Oral History of the Sleepover Podcast

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #65: The Oral History of the Sleepover Podcast

"WHOA very weird gaps? Got A needle in July twenty nine hundred podcast Co host rob sister now and Kiva winokur traveled to Minneapolis Minnesota to to record an episode of their real of ideas based podcasts. Robin Akiva need a podcast. Before they left they committed to recording additional podcast in their hotel room with Alexander Chester Chester. The Co host of Akitas. Other podcast. Thirty two fans. They called it. The sleepover podcast sleepover. podcast promised to be a hard hitting scintillating. Eating episode characterized by dark secrets and intimate revelations. Robin Akiva have gone on the record stating that they recorded that episode but ever since they returned from Minneapolis. They've refused to the public. It's ever GonNa see the light of day. Might be Many podcasts you have out there that have just been reported in a never aired. But I don't know there's no I'm not saying it will never air but I I don't think there's a air date agile. We sleep over which will never hear the lightning. That's and what happened during the sleepover. PODCAST and wise Akiva so reluctant to let us hear it. We really had had our highest of highs with the live show before ultimately getting to the lowest of lows with the sleepover. I think AKIVA was concerned about a lot of things that possibly could go wrong. I don't think you realized how they could end up going wrong for him over the last two months my team and I have sat down with the attendees of Sleepover podcast along with Rob Akiva in Chester to bring you the facts about exactly. What happened in Minneapolis? Today you'll hear from all thirteen guests as well. As the CO host of the sleepover podcast. craziest stuff almost entire fire on your host Lindsey Wilson and this is asleep at the wheel. The original idea for the sleepover podcast emerge during segment exploring potential wheel topics for a live show in Minneapolis. Robin Akiva had planned to add the live show. Oh to arrest her events during a guys trip to Minnesota with Chester here are Keven Chester talking. About where the original idea came from so the origin of the Minnesota trip is I think one night at like three am. I thought. Hey I'm going to be on vacation for a month this summer with my family. I need to get away for a couple of days. I wonder if the mets are playing the twins this summer. Because I'm a mets fan. My Co host on my podcast. Thirty two fans is a twins. Fan Alexander Chester. He's from Minnesota. And I figured there must be like a one in six chance that the mets play in Minnesota sort of the year. That would be a really fun road trip for us. Just the two of US will go. We'll have a good time so I rolled out of bed and got my phone at like three thirty. AM checked my. Ah Check the mets schedule. and Lo and behold in that one month I was away. The mets were going to Minnesota for two games and I sent chester message right then and I said Hey. Let's go to Minnesota this summer and and We could go to too many games. And we recordable podcast by ourselves and he said Oh that sounds like fun and we mentioned that we would go on thirty two fans episode and Rob Said said. Hey that's interesting you think I could come and we said sure and rob got back to us and it was like Nicole is not into that idea. I don't think it's going to happen so for a long time. It was just being chester. And I don't know what changed in Rob's mind but at some point he decided it sounded like fun and And rubs like hey. I'm in Akiva. Every summer comes comes to America to visit his in laws and his parents and so the part of the of the part of the trip when they're in Florida with his in laws he obviously wants to find any excuse he can't get the the hell out of there and so a Kiva looked at the the twin schedules and he noticed that the twins were going to be hosting the mets. And he said why. Don't you and I fly. Light of Minneapolis. and Go to the twins. Mets Games together and so we sort of mentioned that to some of our friends and they sort of the running joke among our friends was in assuming it's not going to happen but if it's actually happening on him out in then we mentioned on the PODCAST will recording thirty two fans. Because you know whether you're talking on or off the our cast usually having the same conversation we mentioned on the podcast and a number of listeners said hey I would be interested in that. I'd want to join and in one of those listeners. Who expressed that was rob? So then once Akiva rob was case. We're definitely GONNA do this. But then it was just the three of us but then again once once rob got involved and he's turned it into a live episode of that. You know one thing leads to another other. And all of a sudden we had over a hundred whatever people Robin Akiva discussed potential ideas. The idea for a sleepover episode was picked by longtime GP contributor Ellie Lasser. After after her appearance on episode MTV dating shows are trash. Here's the original Pitch Robin Akiva have a Tony. WLAC style sleepover. Our suburban. AKIVA sleepover slumber party and there are several games you guys could play. That are traditional sleepover games and and would incorporate a couple of at least one idea that you've said like isn't it on podcast so you could play hotseat which incorporates the questions that people want you to ask each other the like Robin Akiva. I ate you play truth or dare. You could play where you like you could listeners. You could prank a survivor. Just sleep in Akitas hotel room with him in Chester Mr in Minnesota and then just record this live. Yeah the guys like the idea. It seemed fun but rob wasn't sure it was right for the live show so he took it in another direction. I was actually the one that said I would do this. One if it was in Akiva and Chester's hotel room and then just invite people that are around. I think that would be fun. I would do that as like a podcast. That would be an intimate setting. Because I think that the idea of sleepover podcast was telling stories and things you would reveal in a smaller more intimate setting as opposed to do one that was in front of an audience and so there was talk of that when we got to Minneapolis we would record that podcast. One of the nights that we were there and then after it was recorded that would be something that would then appear on the wheel with a tentative plan. Place to record the episode in Minneapolis. Next they had to get chester onboard. Akiba decided for some reason which I don't understand that that he and I had to share a hotel room when we went to Minneapolis and rob obviously thought that was hilarious. Malaria because rob like a normal adult man was getting his own room and not sharing somebody but I was joking about the fact that when he talks to me and Akiva all these sort of inner secrets come out things that aren't necessarily discussed on the podcast and so rob mentioned. You know. Maybe I'll come over to your guys room late at night and will record a late night episode episode and I think originally it was going to be a thirty up so not or an APP episode. It wasn't really giving up so anything. He was just a joke that if all three of us were together in the room late at night that would conducive to sharing stories that might not otherwise be willingly shared on a podcast and so and then once it turns out and then rob showed up in our room The day we arrived Tuesday afternoon noon and he says all right. So I'll be back your letter. We're going to record a late night. PODCAST and so the idea was sorta started as a joke. And then I guess no one ever put the brakes on the jokes so just became a serious jurist. Since the original sleepover. PODCAST was her idea. We needed to talk to Ellie Lascher. But her feelings. On how the SLEEPOVER podcast turned out. I'm still pissed. The only the reason I'm doing this oral history is because I want to say on the record that they totally botched the whole thing and it should still be on the wheel. I don't even remember your question. I'm just so I'm enraged right now. Question for the time being the plan was set and all that was left to do is go to Minneapolis and make the episode of reality in the days. Leading up to the sleepover. There was a flurry of activity even before the live show on Tuesday. The group headed to a mets game followed by a raucous night at a local pub. Brits Cure Teheran Chester we all went to this pub called Brits Nights afterwards which was overtaken by like hundreds of Liverpool ripple soccer fans as we were walking out They were singing a song and all of the The the British hooligans were very very into it and had their arms around each other. And we're singing any along and and I like a couple of the other American thirty two fans were not people took out my phone. SORTA record the goings on and this tall British gentleman came up to me and and went in for a very sloppy kiss and I tried to evade it and I started turned and as I did so he bit my my like my cheekbone underneath. I hi That guy is now the prime minister of the United Kingdom. His name is a borst following this harrowing experience and given the lateness of the hour. The sleepover podcast originally intended to occur. On Tuesday night was push back. There was some talk about we. Were going to do it on Tuesday night but for whatever reason on Tuesday night didn't end up working. We had gone to the mets versus the twins game and then we had gone to the bar after the fact and then we ended up coming back with the ice cream tournament the next morning and There was just no momentum. I'm for these sleepover podcasts. On Tuesday night the second day was scheduled to be even busier than the first leaving guests to wonder whether they had missed their chance. To do the sleepover podcast. Austin all here Matt Stewart and William Courtney thrasher throughout the day. There was still some discussion about the sleepover podcast but I think that everyone kind of felt like we missed our chance with the initial first night. That was the night to do it. No one thought that it was really possible. Tuesday night came and went and Dan sleepover. PODCASTS didn't happen on so then the it was sort of push to Wednesday evening. The question there was still guarantee in in addition to attending another mets game Keven Chester also hosted an episode of their own podcast thirty two fans which was entitled the Ice Cream Tournament. AKIVA cheated of course khanate almost no ice cream I had of everything and I I would have had more. I would have had as much as I could following the tournament and while the group was the second mets game last minute. Tensions are rising behind the scenes over nap near days before the trip. The topic for the live. Show it's still not been decided. We didn't lock in the concept for the show. I think until a fan. Dan Vote maybe three days before the event that it would be robin. Akiva have have a live talk show when the idea for a late night show was finally settled upon some last minute. Logistics were acquired in particular finding a bandleader. I was very nervous about our band. Leader are showing up. I had gotten a hold of a man from craigslist named Carl earlier. In the day I I made contact with him. I think he emailed be on Tuesday and then I was calling him all day on Wednesday as we were getting ready and I was nervous about how the live show is GonNa play out rob. Didn't need to be nervous. The podcast went off without a hitch. Every week can better on you can guess what become among up and the highlight of of the night was definitely the live show. Rub wasn't alone. In believing that the live show is the highlight and while many agreed with him they're certainly appeared to to be a highlight within the highlight. Here's what I heard from the audience. I cannot explain in any way how sitting there with craigslist Carl and all all that was going on was in person versus on video because to actually be there it was hilarious. Coral was definitely a character craigslist. Carl was fantastic. He was a professional. He was doing his best with a weird insular world. That had no familiarity with so nothing but love for Carl. I call it a great job. He was really funny. I don't think the PODCASTS has captured. How funny he was? There's also a big controversy about whether who is the best. Supporting character of the weekend was a Quin from Ben and Jerry's who was Kinda employees hanging out samplings or was it Carl. I'm on the call given this response and recognizing that he was unlikely to have any insights about the sleepover podcast. I had have merchandise but to track down craigslist Carol. Okay so I mean. I'm a freelance musician in technician and every now and then you look at craigslists i. I looked at the the whatever on gigs portion of that and it was nearly midnight. This would have been the day before the event and and Sent off an email or whatever it's probably filled and then I got woke up in the morning By an LA telephone number. This is rob from Robin Akiva. Uh on like wow okay. This is actually happenings. I you know I've probably had some of my best experiences. Being thrown to the Wolves Qazi always learn something and and so he He sent me some lengths and islanders theme song for the most part. I think I might have fled the lear too but that was kind of amusing. Ask Carl currently. He thought of it being asked to do something. So niche so specific and on such short notice that makes fun. You know. I've done some weird stuff short notice life. It's more fun that way you know. They worked so well together as a pair that I don't think there was as much room to jump in and like be like the b the foil as like some of these other late night programs. I think they kinda young each other's Yang really. Good already I wanNA do it again. 'cause you know I have a lot of ideas to I do that better next time or you know. It's it was fun after the late night. Show the group hit the bar again but this time there is an air of anticipation the patient around what might be coming up next. The elusive sleepover podcast. Here Clear Matt and Mike. I had also had it in the back of my head sort of the whole time that they're invade illusions that there might be dislike. Secret Third SLEEPOVER PODCAST A hotel. So is like I want to kind of be on the ground floor. If that's going to happen I WANNA be around just in case Bob was down for anything. But he wasn't pushing the sleepover. PODCASTS idea Akiva on the other hand seemed to be the the real legs behind it I think his camp as a child got him really excited about this idea. I can imagine that every every single person that was at the hotel was waiting for them to say. Yeah I think we're GONNA leaving the sleepover. podcast you could definitely tell there was whispers going round end of like always asleep over going to happen. 'cause every everyone wanted to be part of that. The group left the Byron headed for the hotel. And that's where the intrigued began. Will and Courtney thrasher Asher had offered up their room for the sleepover episode. As Chester's early flight precluded him from staying plate and using his room. Well Rob would have no problem doing it in his his room. The Chester's issue was he had some work to do and he had a very early morning flight. I had a later flight because I was going to work the whole morning Thursday morning and and then sort of take an afternoon flight and not have to do their work because I worked remotely but between the time we book the trip and when we actually got to Minnesota my job of six point five years has had disappeared so I sort of in Minnesota with nothing to do for a couple of extra hours. I was in no rush. I didn't I would've podcast that till four. Am but other other people had planes the catch and wanted to get to sleep. Here's willing courtney talking about how. They volunteered their room. For the sleepover. PODCAST I was talking to Jeeva and I said Hey we are. We GonNA do. A reunion. Still do sleepover podcast. What's the status and Akitas like? Yeah I still want to do it but chester has some work to do you go to bed early so I don't know if we can do it in my room like we might need an alternate location and I said Oh we can we can use. He's our room night. That'd be fine. Obviously we can only fit a few people in there but I just want to head in volunteered or hotel room of course without talking deportees and like anyone who significant other has probably called Mike. Hey like someone's coming over and get the place ready. I was not very happy. And I think I might have been hung up uh-huh which was kind of interest because it's a mess we haven't been cleaning up these want to impress. Enzo ide you like a power clean and he comes back. ACT LIKE PAM ready to help and I was like well already done so about point. I calm myself down. I was fine but you are excited. I was but I was more worried about everything everything we presented Rob Akiva in Chester prepared to head up to the thrashers room but it rapidly became apparent that too many people were subscribing to the belief that when it comes to Robin Akiva even a podcast. You'd better attend. I think they may not have realized how many people were going to be at the hotel so we got back to tell and then Rob Anneke van Chester. Chester were getting in an elevator. Basically everybody tried to follow them in an elevator. Wouldn't get lost from Robin. Cuban Chester was very much like. Oh Yeah I WANNA get it on. The sleepover sleepover podcast. So I started milling around where Like Kiva and some of the other people had been fanning around and was like dropping so it was very much wanted to be involved with this was going to happen and AKIVA seemed like he was sort of you know interested in doing it but a bit concerned about the logistics that you know you couldn't necessarily have like you know twenty people all bundled into somebody's like hotel room especially considering that at that point I think it was like probably we've already twelve thirty or something and then it seemed like as everybody was heading back to the hotel it was like almost like a slight level of tension where it was like. Oh this is going to happen or not you know. You can't really say like Oh X. Y.. That like these people can come. But you know these other people can't come. I don't know about other people but it was certainly interesting. 'cause we were trying to keep an eye on like oh we are Robin Akiva and Chester were and were shooting for me. Personally I was having a great time talking to people so I was debating to degrade I keep talking with Alin in always keeping one eye on where Robert Chester Kiva were. Because at some point they're going to sneak off and their record Late night sleepover podcast. And neither one's going to be invited so I wanted to try and make sure that I got an invite to that and kind of headed back so tell same time they were. There was definitely a buzz of. Hey there's another thing happening tonight there's another there's another podcast that's going to be happening. And there were a lot of people that were staying at the hotel and there were probably you know truly honey or so people that were interested if not necessarily talking about but at least in being there. For the recording of the sleepover podcast. And so we had a really nice following that was there with us for the live show and everybody everybody that was around seemingly was a buzz about there was going to be something else happening tonight. People had sort of been asking like. Hey what's the sleepover over podcast. And I didn't know we certainly can't have forty people in a in a hotel room so we have to either cabinet the three of us and then and then and maybe when the thrasher's got involved with us. I don't want it to be high school where I'm inviting certain people to the Party and leaving some people out what was tricky was. I really didn't put a lot of thought into it because we were so busy and we all walked. Everyone who is staying at. The hotel walked back from the bar. Together it was only like a ten minute walk and I really. I said fine like it's just going to be five. We're GonNa have a nice time and then we because we walk back with a group like twenty twenty five people we got to the elevator and I was just talking to someone outside the Elevator Bank and I realize who is that. No one was going upstairs and and I had this like nightmarish realization. In like one second. They'll like someone someone I don't remember. It was turned to me and said like they're waiting for you. They all want to come to the sleepover podcast. And I then I I was like the principal all of a sudden I was like oh shoot because I feel like everyone here seems to have had a a good time and a lot of them I just met and there are probably like happy without wind with Robin myself and with Chester and now I have to be like the mean girl in high school and be like you can go to the party and you can't come to the party and I realized like literally there's like twenty iso or forty is on me and I don't I don't know what to do So then I just make an announcement like you know what I can't choose between anybody. It's not fair. Let's just I'm just we're just GonNa do me rob and Chester. The thrashers room. Kiva was in a bit of a panic. Of How do we lose all these people. How do we break it to everybody? They cannot be a part of the sleepover podcast. I think that I was willing to you. Know let's let's get crazy. Let's see see what can happen. But AKIVA was very concerned about the overflow. I think Akiva told everybody that we have to disband. We cannot have all these people in a hotel room and so it's ultimately not going to happen that we have a Ah Too many people to attempt something like this and everybody needs to go their separate ways. The hopeful audience now disappointed dispersed. So I get a call from achieve. It's one fifteen a. m. approximately and he's like okay. I need the millennial. Judge there are a lot of people. WanNa come to the sleepover. Then a bunch of people just showed up anyway anyway and there are people I told they couldn't come up because it was just supposed to be like me. Chester Robin some other people. But now all these people are here and like I feel bad had sending some people away and like I don't know I guess there's just like a nice guy and felt like really unreasonably guilty about that. People being excluded if people find out Kiva was very Self conscious about you let people down with them out and so I was like you know what like they had booked a conference room at the hotel while initially for the live podcasts that they quickly outgrew and so the idea was thrown out like I wonder if we can still use that that room like at this point I think almost midnight But I'll just go check and see if it's open so I ran down the second floor. Sure enough one of the doors was left ajar by the the janitorial staff so I left a chair in the door and I was like okay. We gotTA Outta Room. You can go to the conference for more people can take part in this sleepover podcast with the logistics issues sorted out the group headed downstairs to the conference awesome so that more people could attend when the demand for Pakistan ended up being in intellect triple digits. We needed the big room but robin already. Put down a deposit for that rooms. We already paid for this room so upset. You know what we conference room. We never even saw it. They never even mentioned it to us but we paid paid however much money it was for this conference room. We had it from like the entire day Wednesday now Wednesdays over because it's like twelve fifteen thirty at night but let's just find this room. I'm just like nobody else is gonNA use it so we start sneaking down to the room and I'm like everyone better be quiet because again. I'm not a rule breaker. I don't want the hotel to yell at US and like the worst gets. There's there's like. We like to in the morning pajamas. Go downstairs we start the podcast about twenty minutes and then like some security guard comes in all right everyone out of here and you guys are in trouble so we went downstairs ears and I had People Post on the group sort of the facebook group for the event the event facebook. Anybody WANNA come down. Everyone is invited invited and at that point I was happy. Like if we're going to go down and smoke all go down together. We all decided to go in and squat in a conference room some some people were reticent to do so knowing man trouble kicked out I A frequent hotel conference from squatter Back in my youth I used to just Sneak into hotels Sometimes like with my friends to sleep in the conference rooms I've also recorded many a late night. PODCAST with Akiba for hotel conference rooms and so I know that you go if you open the door in if as long as it's not locked no one's going in there late at night so you can do whatever you want. The next step was to make sure that all of the guests new the new location. For the SLEEPOVER podcast. Several people I spoke to talked about their reactions is to learning that the sleepover podcast was finally happening here Christine Christa. Josh and Matt Chemo is getting a little aggressive. Like Christine Christine you need. You need a posted some thirty fans you need to post events. Are you messaging people. You've got a message people and get them down here right now. Kinda late. My thought. Should I go. Should I not go and then like at that moment. Another guy they don't remember everyone's names A million people but another guy who I recognized from the group came like running up to the hotel and he said are you. Are you going to a different bar and saw the alert and brand the hotel as they go in. I started making a beeline that way. I probably ended up missing about ten fifteen minutes of it in my in my rush to get back over. 'cause I was probably at least a mile away when I got the message. My personal situation. I well deciding whether I should go or not. Ibook two flights and decided. I'll all save two hundred dollars to fly out right after the R. N. E. P. Live Event and So be it little. Did I know that I was going to be missing. The event of the century. Everyone agreed being part of the audience for the sleepover. PODCAST was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Here's Sara the aren't just felt like they were part of something special like this so something very small and intimate and you know we just came from rap event that had like hundreds of people and now this is just like we're in a small room. We're really getting to know these people. Yeah I feel really intimate. It is except one person they ruined it by having an audience at long last the show finally begin. Unfortunately the group quickly realized that as a collection of people perhaps not often invited to sleepovers. It was not totally clear. What was supposed to happen next so we started talking and we were talking about who who had been to sleepovers and the nature of sleepovers but Akiva really really wanted to lean on? Hey we need to call Allie Lascher. Now we had so many people in the room at a sleepover podcasts. And we're for sleepover and I don't know maybe I have not been by the dominion sleepovers men and maybe this is what you do. You call up people at sleepovers who are not at the sleepovers. I thought that you really interact with people that are there but Kiva felt very strongly. We need eight to call up Allie last year and we need to have her on speakerphone. Because we need to consult with what what do we do next. So allie Lascher had come up with questions that were to be asked at the sleepover which was a great idea. And that was I think something. That could've been very fun to talk about with the people in the room. But Kiva had this list of questions from Allie Lascher which he really then wanted wanted to ask Allie Lascher. Maybe the narrative just like Akitas too nice but he just kept asking me the questions and I I remember keep continuing to be like nobody cares about this random person like on the phone ask the audience ask each other like at one point. I think one of the questions was like what what's like dealbreakers in a relationship or something like what makes it perfect relationship and he was a galley. What do you think now's a youth? There are three married men on the day between Chester Robin. Akiva don't don't come to me. It's one thirty. Am and I'm on the phone with strangers and whatever so. I didn't know exactly what we're supposed to do. Rob Didn't know so. I brought a list of one hundred road trip questions and I thought those would be like icebreaker type questions. Like what country do you WANNA travel to. And what's the biggest mistake you've ever I made and when were you like really embarassed thinking that it would be a big hit but it was renowned. -Ly Not one person in the room would answer answer. Any of my questions I people were. I was practically getting booed. Nobody was interested in in my idea and I don't know what they wanted because as I don't know if like rob wanted me and or chester like open up and make fools of ourselves. I don't know what his goal was like. If you just wanted us to share some embarrassing things that we wouldn't wouldn't share on a normal podcast but in our pajamas in front of like fifteen or twenty people that we've been around for over forty eight hours and while that may not have been to keep a wanted to have have happened. That is indeed what would happen. I just remember I would try to ask a question. Would Yell at me over facetime and say like stop it. That's not interesting. No one cares ears. Don't ask that question no one answer. It and I felt like everyone likes started. Bullying me Kiva wasn't wrong. Nobody likes the questions it was then. It became very apparent that there was no plan for the sleepover podcasts. There is no script no no planning and if became sort of okay. What do we do now? So AKIVA had print off a a list of questions. Almost like questions. You'd ask your significant other in the car like long road trip. You're trying to get to know each other less. Ask these questions. Not Questions for typical gets conversation. But just not probably conducive to a river. Gene sleepover podcast. And certainly not what I thought it was going to be. I mean personally. I was ready this year. The deep dark secrets fetish. We have a Rex Ryan in the room. I mean I was is just really looking forward to hearing some dirt on people. Keep having ideas that everyone else was was voting down. I remember he was reading from a list of questions. He was asking Allie on my phone. yeah people were not Interested in caves attempts to keep wasn't trying to play like fun late night games. He was trying to play really boring games. Kema had a list of questions that we allegedly have have given him. But I feel like she's way too good to is given this crappy list to him and it was like fifty different things to talk about like ice breakers or it it owns it up seeing She just really like made fun of him for not understanding. What sleepover was AKIVA? Oh was asking the sleepover questions. But it turns out that they were actually the card like road trip questions that had been brought up previously. which for not really Blake sleepover questions? So allie was pretty. I mean disgust might be a strong word but it was just like one of these questions. You're asking I said I feel like everyone. Who is there probably hates me because it made zero sense that I got called but then I was like efforts to and so I stayed on and had mine? There were some other challenges as well for the beginning of the PODCAST. It really seemed like it was not going very well. There was a lot of question answer. The answers weren't particularly interesting. Interesting particularly noteworthy. They kept asking Allie. What the PODCAST was supposed to be about I was also a bit concerned about alleys audio. Because his she was on a Akiba's I think iphone four speaker and there just wasn't a lot going on. It was pretty clear that this was a we spent a lot of time planning our last podcast. That was a couple of hours ago and now we were hoping this would work itself out. I knew at this point. It was like a disastrous episode. But I I I didn't know how to salvage it. It was it was disastrous in terms of content and it was disastrous in terms of quality and disastrous for my self esteem. It would indeed be disastrous for his self esteem from that point on the evening became about one thing the embarrassment of Akiva that he had feared all along conventionally towards the end of the podcast after it had had a number of different iterations at turned into let's ask Akiva Kiva if he can accomplish basic human tasks and the answer was usually no and I think that at whatever one thirty in the morning after a full day of podcasting he ended up very exhausted and revealing a lot about things that he cannot do. Intrigued I asked the audience members to try to recall. Some of the things. AKIVA is incapable of doing in the case of Sean. The mailman ran APPs favorite postal worker. He refused to answer through the question. Indicating that it was not his place to do so the whole of the stories I believe they are the reason for the withholdings and fortunately the rest of the audience members were not nearly so polite driving Kemah. I know I'm doing. The dishes. Came up for sure riding a bike you know how to shoot me. Like specifically avoids buying shoes with laces. Then there were some other ones that had things to do with like driving and you know being incompetent in various aspects of life and it all kept it seeming to like come back on the TV and making him seem like which total loser which is probably also why he was saying. I don't want it was just sort of like obviously just the quirks works of like the nature of the particular questions that were being asked by key. Never done the laundry. He doesn't wash dishes on stuff around the home. That really like ninety nine percent of humans have done in. He is not to be completely honest. It hadn't been the best podcast lack of ideas ideas going in probably Unleaded sell to being a great podcast went off the rails very quickly it will. It was very funny. You could tell at the time of this. PODCAST had about five percent chance of seeing the thing that I remember sort of turning the tide. But it's Chester told us a little bit about the Kiva that that day was the first day that he had ever adjusted a thermostat. We would just be throwing out these things. Like Hey Akiva. Do you know how to tie. The answer would obviously be like no. I have no idea how to do that. Hey you know how to iron a shirt no And they talked about it a little but all the podcast where if you know if Akitas wife were to leave him he would probably die within a week just not being able to you know pay bills builds or any of that sort of stuff so that was kind of what it devolved into. I think that's really why it keeps US pretty apprehensive about the actual episode getting out there because it really just became like you know with all the things. Wrong with the Chemo. Mike talk about them rather than waste. Time listing things that Akiva can't do should just things that he can't do because vendor down thirty seconds and you can move on and you have to assume if something's not on the list explicitly that's because he can't do it even if it's so obvious and easily you won't have to think that certain things would be analyst. You're like well how to write a check. How how to tie a pair of shoes Outta ride a bike like are there adults? Don't know how to do these things in the answer is always yes and it's always was a Cuba but I think I keep an eye probably everybody The the more you know about them the more horrified you are but what kind of an insane person you're actually feeling. I think that the theme was that Akiva is incapable of a lot of the basic things that adults are able to do and he really A relies heavily on the support of his wife and his kids to function. AKIVA is not capable of pumping gasoline. AKIVA I don't believe is capable of either feeding himself or preparing ring any food for himself outside of cereal. I don't believe the Kiva is capable of waking up up for things that he needs a support system to get like literally get him out of bed and get him to where he's going. I I really think that the reason why Akiva said was that he had so many embarrassing revelations about himself and his inability to function as an adult that that was why he said this is a disaster and nobody can ever hear this podcast. Akiva has many talents silence. But that at the same time that he while he has many superpowers he also has many weaknesses and blind spots but then and it turned into Kiva admitting all of the things he doesn't know how to do and it was truly alarming. Like my jaw was on the floor and I was like Akiva. This is waking you unlikable book. I think what ended up happening is I started digging my own grave because I mentioned like I mentioned I was incapable of of doing some like basic ace acumen function that I don't remember it was now and then it just ended up being a whole race. The rest of the episode was just like Bashing Kiva. Wh what else can you do. What else can you do? And I didn't even know like I have. There's a lot of things I'm like a weird guy. There's like a lot of things that like other people are capable of or like or is very normal for other people that I can't do or I have never done like I don't know how to turn on the oven in my house like I've never cooked. I don't even know the difference between like baking and cooking. I just have like when I have a blind spot. It's like the world's biggest blindspot I just don't know I don't know anything about it. And there was just like twenty examples samples of that but hopefully blocked most of them out. So I don't know I just I just remember one person towards the end yelling at like. Do you have reason to live now. It's like wow. This is Scott like Scott Way too real and at that point I realized like natural wherever going to air this of course the exclamation nation mark was when I forget who asked Akiva what he can do at the very end and he exclaimed and I bring home the money baby and then realized that he does not anymore and then said but not anymore and then covered his head in his hands and seem very upset. At that point he did have a moment of like. Is this what I'm doing with my life. I've had a good time. Is this what I've come to being being swept man's Murphy listening to a man bear his soul on decent amount of weaknesses. After hearing all of this and knowing that this episode will never see the light of day on ramp or any other podcast. I asked the audience whether they felt that this episode should have aired. Kiva said. Give me your artist's opinion. Do you think that if you were made you think that there should be aired and we both gave a resounding there was us now we would. We would not want it up there in the ether for people to that'd be able to talk about keep us anything. There's no upside trevor into hero incompetent. He is an I said. I mean this the nicest way possible. I feel like it wasn't news it I thought it was going to get released. Until after the roast of Akiva after people were making asking these questions about Akiba not by and then when he was sitting there dejected with his head in his hands. I felt like a Cuba's probably not going to want this to air. And then in the wrap up the podcast I think rob said something about. You'll hear this at a future date and keep a mentioned. Oh they're never going to hear this. This is never never getting out. I thought that the podcast odd cast was going very poorly. I really did not think that things were going well but then I thought that a key breakdown and existential crisis of this is terrible. I nobody should ever hear this. I actually actually thought that that was what was going to make it. Good where I was so raw and there was such a really real emotion in feeling that was happening. And all of Keita's revelations I did make it an interesting podcast. I do think that there is some beauty beauty in the train wreck of it all and I felt like that we had reached that point where that it was great reality TV of AKIVA was having this low moment and was was bearing his soul. And it's so hard to find honesty in in raw emotion in these types of podcast and I thought that that's at the heart of what the sleepover podcasts could have been in and I think that this was going to be something that potentially people have never heard anything like this before. Given that Akiva refused to air the sleep of her podcast. Why was he willing to let us conduct this oral history project? I was curious about that too. Like why he would be okay with us during the early history. Okay so I think maybe it's less lake in his space because it's going to be less him answering the questions him like sort of the Spotlight D. on him so I think he probably thinks it better to have it sort of retold than to just hear like the stark details. Whatever the reason for his agreeing to let us conduct this podcast? The original content will not be aired. I thought Robb would think I was being a huge baby and would put up a fight right but I guess he realized it wasn't like audio gold so he really I mean I made sure like emailing him a few times and said like hey. Let's never air this. and HE I. I think the whole weekend had gone well so he wasn't mad at me or at least if he was he didn't say anything and in fact nobody was mad at Akiva even in spite of these revelations of Akiva. I don't think you're ever seen you know I think he likes to To be the bad guy really is such A. He's such a nice guy. Keita's living a life where you don't have to know how to do these facing so it's pretty much everything you want. So I I strive not to have to do anything. So anyone. WHO's into Kiva about his cushy? Life is jealous. Everybody in their late loves Kiva and thinks he's hilarious. Nothing in common with like any other experience that I've ever had an interest interest akitas cool about fifty percent of time. I went all the way down to Minnesota ate ice cream. I went to baseball games. uh-huh craigslist Carl. I saw laurel from across the room and didn't meet her too bad. I went to the Aston Villa Bar. But I never got to. Experience sleepover podcast. And that'll be one of my greatest regrets in life that is for sure and as to the question. We're all wondering will we ever hear the sleepover. podcast it's like I still still think there's a place for the sleeper podcast. The real y like doing it the right way on the wheel. Maybe someday maybe we could keep up with it. As well. Upon on his passing it could be released in Tortuga. Carry it off wish that upon I don't ask them. I do think that the idea. The Of The sleepover. PODCAST is in was a good one and if there ever is another opportunity to have have people at a hotel in a sleepover environment again I I do think that it can work. I don't think that the hi dear is bad one day perhaps it keep it will change his mind and let the world. Hear the SLEEPOVER podcast. Maybe one day but for now we make do this. Oral History of the SLEEPOVER PODCAST special. Thanks today go out to John. Saltzman Adam High Bac and Edwin Johnson for their help interviewing the participants silence of sleepover podcast into the participants themselves alley. Lascher will and Courtney thrasher. Jason stood clear. Hendrickson Matt Stewart. Sean the Mailman Brett Farren Handcuff Christine. Rattus dare Amir's Josh lemur might Christianson Josh Crete Christie Greek Suk Rob Gesture Kiva and craigslist. Karl I'm Lindsey Wilson and this has thin Wow Wow we are here we have just heard the the oral history of the sleepover. PODCAST AKIVA are you there. Barely this really fits in with my New Year's resolution which was the to start drinking. Are we allowed to air this episode. Yeah I guess I. It's funny because I had forgotten like. Hey what was the big deal. Why don't we just they are the original and then I heard an abrupt back a lot of nightmares? All right we. We are here with the woman behind the oral. History of the sleepover podcast. Please welcome the Great Lindsey. The Wilson is here Lindsey. How're you in downgrade? How are you? Ok Lindsey the world has just heard your our masterpiece. Will you be sending this to can already house. Okay will you be inconsideration Asian for a podcasting Pulitzer I mean. I think I probably should be right. Yes okay. This is the greatest achievement of my life. And I feel like that's probably not not a good thing. Incredible job I was blown away Lindsey that I was. I was crying during uh-huh rollercoaster. Yeah yes I mean I was crying I was laughing I was I was crying. I wasn't I I wasn't broken like maybe Akiva might have been during listening but I just want. I wanted to keep because I as a friend I just want to make sure you're you're okay with all this that you mentioned that you were bullied that night that you feel like that. The people misinterpreted you. No I mean we can get to you. Know maybe specific points that I can Argue within a few minutes. But I'm fine. I think it was great honestly the main takeaway should not be. Oh my God. I can't do this. Oh my God like Akiva Gabelli like the main takeaway is like Lindsey spent months putting together this incredible episode. That's like nothing I've ever heard. Before in podcasts. Castes so good yeah it was incredible. Lindsey can you just talk about now that the world has heard the oral. History of the sleepover. What what have you wanted to say about this project? I checked it was a huge amount of work which I think I kind of forgot as I was going through it doing the interviews that it was also then going going to be like thirty minutes per person just listening to what everybody had said so there is a ton of stuff like you could do some kind of special edition producers. Chris cut but nobody wants to hear that there is a lot of stuff about baseball. And how none of your fans know anything about baseball soundlessly which was fine for me. Because I don't know anything either but that was a big takeaway yeah. Chester unsurprisingly was the longest I interview by a lot. Okay who was the greatest joy for you to work with in this process cheese. You know honestly getting getting craigslist Carlos. Yeah that was a very exciting moment. Getting craigslist carol shocked at craigslist. Carl was was in this way blown away. Why amazing how she found Well I mean does it ruin the magic tell you how. And it's not that I know don't tell don't reveal your secrets okay. Well the point is he was. Is there a game. And he was really into it and he was a delight to talk to you especially given that I was like this is even weirder than that thing you did before rob. Here's a lot of ideas is for us. Yeah we should get the band back together. Literally yet yes he is for us. We should get back out there. I mean I kinda like that if we do this again next summer. I think that we have to bring craigslist Karl on the road with us. I think we can handle that. Yeah all right well Lindsey. What was your biggest challenge putting this all together? I think probably like I wanted to make sure everybody was included because everybody was very generous with their time and everybody was very game to do this and so I really want to make sure that everybody was featured in some way but a lot of people were saying kind of the same things that was challenging. I I think it kind of came together like everybody had sort of a unique. Take on it Everybody was in there. I think Sean The mail lands audio isn't a nervous. Yeah I think that was kind of the biggest thing but it all works out. I said everybody gave me so much of their time and I did have a good team helping meal on the way to get the interviews is into our Kiva. Did you have any qualms with anything that was said throughout the oral. History of the sleepover podcasts. Gas I've a lot of problems with some of the things that were said like I done. I do the dishes every single day. I Dunno where people came up with. I don't know to do the dishes. That doesn't make any sense Like certain things I can do that. People were like putting on it was. It sounded a lot. Like have you ever seen braveheart. The William Wallets thing where it starts off that. He's like six foot two by the end he's like an actual actual giant and it was just like people telling stories of the Lower Willy Moss. It was like that with me in some way true and I feel like some were were noncanonical. It's GonNa I feel like people saying you don't know how to do. The dishes may be one of the lowest damning things that they said but it was not true. Some of them were too. I mean I know at a time I choose like these are some of these are absurd so in some of these things I know to do. Choose not to I actually think there's going to be like a car crash from this episode. Forget about you know. People people getting hit by cars like I. I feel like there was a couple times I like couldn't we had we had Someone coming over and looking at our house try not from us from the people own it and they all like walk into the room and I was listening to this you because you know we were listening right before this and like I was leasing at something that was being set like a crazy person. Like people alert. This isn't this could be a dangerous. What was your? What was your favorite part? Rob Boy I feel like obviously other than a Craigslist Carl. I just felt like that the towards bit towards the end when we got into really talking about. WHOA WHOA you know? All of the different AKIVA stories on. I don't remember what it was but there were. There was points where you know I I was having a hard time time breathing with laugh crying like the Emoji and it was just incredible. If you ever read real oral history a Lotta Times you never get to the bottom of something so you can have three people telling the same story completely differently contradicting each other and then you just move on to the next part of the oral history and I love. That was a part of this like every single person had a different amount of people that were in the room and a different matter. People you know there was five hundred people on the trip with us. Like every person's story was with you know mostly mostly similar but a lot of the specific details were so different like by the way was asked villain not Liverpool. Whoever whoever's the couple things like Courtney at the end like basically wishing death upon me so the the episode could be released. That was crazy. A Nice Lady. She sent us like CAIR packers. Afterwards words like this charming midwestern lady and now she's talking about my funeral and like if the podcast will be in my will. Yeah Lizzy do you have any questions Christians that you feel like are still unresolved after all of these different interviews that you did. I think the biggest one is the one that we try to address a a little bit at the end but I guess the main one was. Why Akiva were you okay with US doing this? I realize how bad in the first twenty minutes like I tweeted. I watched I listened the first two minutes yesterday. Then I signed off for like twenty four hours so I listen to the first few minutes and I'm like Oh. This is incredible. Like I can't believe how good this is and I tweeted about it and then like the first twenty minutes I was like Oh this is so exciting. We're still in Minnesota. We haven't even got upstairs yet. I didn't realize how painful the second half would be. So I you know I I forgot. It's been six months forgotten. How how bad it was Couple other takes by the way first of all the one lindsay basically did a perfect job. Did nobody mentioned the snoring thing because to me. That was the single craziest thing that happened absolutely. Not What was that rob. Do you remember the snoring thing. You know what I was recently reminded of it okay. The Chester Chester Chester. And I first of all Chester complain saying that we shared a hotel room. LISTEN TO MR one percent. We can't I mean now that he finds out that I snore. That's a little different. But we each have to spend three hundred dollars on our own hotel. Our Room Lindsey. If you go somewhere with with a good friend of yours you get different hotel rooms or or you share a room like a platonic Ram hampel tonic. It doesn't make any sense like Mr one percent anyway. Chester videotaped me in the middle of the night snoring from the back of my head like the bad part with like the ball. Stuff and and story really loud in commentary over senator. Dr Jen then plays it in the middle of the PODCAST video for everybody. How did that get mentioned? That's the craziest thing that happened. So I I feel like people got off easy in that room. I didn't name the person who said like why. Do you have no reason the people you know I I feel I feel like You know I got I got the rough end of the stick here Yeah so I thought I thought the funniest parts of the alley parts. Were funny either that the Chester Chester. Boris Johnson joke was great in the eye and now he's the prime minister I don't know there's just so many so many funny parts the I I love that like a storyline for the last few months over an APP is being not have a good job and then when they ask me what I do and I say I said I bring home the Bacon and baby. And they're like Oh wait I. I thought that Chester was trying to say that like I made up the idea. For the sleepover. podcast like on the fly and like I was trying to like make it happen. Did you get that or did I just misinterpret corporate that wrong. No it definitely sounded like that because it was supposed to be a thirty two fans thing I can. Nobody's putting the brakes on this idea. He also I think like originally was supposed to be thirty two fans love when we when we started because rob wasn't even coming. This is going back a few months. I'm not sure executives of a couple weeks before the alley lash was on. The she was suggesting the sleepover was what we should've done in front of the audience. In Minnesota Yeah famously falls asleep listening listening to Rene and other podcasts. At night so he he's not reliable for that was Alternative facts from Chester. Yeah I was just so good. I'm happy for people who are going to hear this Lindsey. What what's our next project? Here what do you want to do next. You WanNa take some time on some sort live other investigative journalism project. What else do we need solved rob well first off that? I'm wondering if Lindsay is just GonNa you know. Oh you get her own cereal. Ask you know kickstarter going for whatever her next project is. I don't know if she she might not be in our league anymore. Yes that's true. Several people ask me about this one. Can I listen to that thing. You're doing and I was like I can assure you. This is not of interest general interest list but this is too niche. Like someone who's never heard the podcast will not be able to hear this. I was trying to explain this to my family and I was trying to keep it so vague and they were just like no no. We're definitely GONNA listen. I just I don't know if I can possibly explain to them what they're going to get into if they try to listen. Did you enjoy this Lindsey or was this. It's a project that you took on and then we're ruining the day Allah Frail Mary. No I actually really enjoyed it. It was is a huge amount of time that was kind of devoted to it and the scheduling. Everybody in was hard but once I started piecing it together it became so much fun and I was deeply concerned that every odorant hate it but apart from that I really really enjoyed doing it. I don't know if we can follow this up i. I can't think of the thing that we could potentially attention Loui Do anything like this again with. Yeah I have got a couple of ideas but nothing nothing imminent I do you mean in general like should this be the last episode of the podcast. It's like how can we go to season three seven. Both aren't family matters after this. Yeah this was just such an incredible work of journalism that you did Lindsey. Thank you so you guys liked it so blown away. What if we hated it? Would we be able to tell who faking right now. Rob I think. I think that we have no qualms discussing things that we might be critical about. You know if rob doesn't like something he says it's fine. That's fine fine. Let me see detested it. I was ready for that. Yeah fine fine. It was incredible Akiva the if we did another our summer trip this year. You feel like that there would be more buzz after this or less buzz. I mean a lot of you know the the the one thing. That had to sleepover pockets. That people didn't here is like people were talking about how much what a great time they had. I think we really an unless I. We didn't hear from someone. We really had like a universal positive reaction the live show. We're going to get into the mailbag section. We have the episode rankings of every we've done everyone was at the live show said it's legal best episode nap like it was really good So I think more people should come. We'll have a good time and I think we will do the soup over podcast again but this time all right okay Lindsay. How could we save the sleepover over podcast? If we ever tried to do it again I think the point Elliott is pretty good. You probably can't have an audience but I don't know I think I think you were also right right in the point you made or of like there's a way to do it correctly and if you play those games and ask those hard hitting questions I think you can do something with that Yeah I think that you just get a couple of people in a room talking and I think that something interesting is bound to happen and I will say that something interesting did eventually happen. I was so worried about like rob was just GonNa get Chester especially chester but also meet like reveal things and it ended up like I would much rather reveal anything in truth or dare. Whatever like old school sleepover game? We could play them this stuff. I mean this wouldn't have come up why this came up on the oral history. This is my thing that I get people into compromise situations so that they reveal. Reveal the embarrassing things. So that's me that's my thing. I don't think it's your thing but I think like that's what the podcast would like you asking the questions. It would have like devolved lobbed chester saying like just like did drop a completely insane story that people were gasping it on the floor that did not make the did not make the chester talk. A little bit about your relationship with your like that wasn't it. Wasn't it it wasn't you. I just think like I'm not saying you would have been the fault. But I think that's what ended up would've ended up happening. Okay all right. Do you remember that story. That was wild. Save that for next. Yeah I think I remember. I'll ask helpline and we'll see if we're on the same page Lindsey Avery in terms of your your own own podcasting will. Where can people I? We'll do more plugs at the end of the show but we're where can people hear more about what you're doing. Yeah so so tragically. My podcast has come to an end up until the yeah. I know the original office lady. I was the original office lady. And that's you know. Actually it became a much bigger thing after they started like we were barely known and then all of a sudden sudden we were getting like hundreds of thousands of downloads. Which is why Chris to me? So yeah so basically I had moved in just kind and of the podcasting co host that I had. We're just not in touch anymore now that we're not in the same city and we just can't make it happen anymore. What do you mean we have to do the podcast today? That's in touch. No no yes. I would've been it would've been good but we just we're not in touch anymore. We had a bit of a following all this work into documentary. Did this episode relationship now. And it's actually. It was kind of wonderful because I had been so sad that after I moved one of the things I'd had to lose was my podcast because it brings me such joy every week and I really love doing it and then I just didn't have that outlet any more okay so then. This one was a very nice way to kind of get back into it and it was something. I hadn't thought I'd be able to do anymore so that was kind of an unexpected. Joy of the sleepover podcast. Haram listeners. Out There Rob who just got broken up with an instead of you know like binge eating or I don't know what people do after breakup WanNa put like two hundred hours into editing episode. So of course let us know right. Well I say we do all this. Hey We'll find you a new best friend or who wants to go on a date with missy but we've never done of. Hey I just broke up with my podcast co host. Can you find me a new podcast co host. Would you please. Yes please. Hot Gassing Do you own the rights to the office. PODCAST that you can do without. I read I probably could. I don't know if I feel somewhat spiteful. There are three seasons of the office. PODCAST had that search engine optimize name If anybody is interested but for now unfortunately it is dead and would like to keep podcasting about or is there a different field that you would like to get involved with honestly I. It doesn't really matter to me. The the office was a thing that we were both able to confidently so that was kind of why we picked Lindsay was a an original. What time you came came in? But she was with us through the seinfeld recap yes cast. Yeah so obviously did not come to the finale but we had her on the line sadly awfully likes to call people in a room full of forgot that was the original thing like hey let me call somebody. Somebody on the phone that was during the people were talking about the during the seinfeld finale. I thought it'd be funny if we called like are diehard listeners. who weren't there and the audio didn't really work but it was a funny? Ought to do one Lewis all right well Akiva any traction for Fine Lindsay new podcast co host. Yeah absolutely we you can have a whole episode like that and people could come on an audition. I'm up for they've if three or more people volunteer will put it right on the wheel and it's not an official arena or Rha podcast. You guys go off and you do you podcast whatever you want. We're just gonNA find a podcast. We'll just take ten percent breath getting two thousand downloads. Office ladies We we should do the opposite of what Lindsay did we should like swoop in when there's a popular podcast with a very similar more topic and just get their leftovers like you mean example. We'll give me the what's the next podcast. That's going to be big. So let's say let's say David. Simon does a really early popular. The wire podcast so we could just be like the wire. Buddy and we'll we'll we'll get ten percent of their listeners will still be enough. So we're looking for the next recap HAP- podcast doesn't the recapped. It could be anything it could be. You know a true crime thing. It could be anything that's pop in that week. And we'll we'll just Conan O'Brien needs a friend. We'll do a Conan rewatch podcast or something. I don't know so we're just coming in and then making a similarly named podcast and jumping on basically. Yeah well every week. If we're getting a hundred thousand okay lizzy was like. Hey this is the podcast. That is The sounds like what you're looking for this is it Yeah it sounds interesting. Okay all right. I'll land. This is a great idea. Great idea all right Lindsey. We used to ground for the mail bag of course demonstrated I have nothing else going on right right all right. Let's get into our mailbag but I want to thank our sponsors upset. The podcasts those our friends over at bet online dot A. Jesse the presenting sponsor of the podcast one sports net challenge. Where five thousand dollars going to the winner of the podcast? One sports net shall. Of course. It's the wild card weekend NFL playoffs have arrived while car weekend. 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Yeah well. It's actually a good thing that you bring that up because we sent out this week Survey to our listeners of every single episode we've done asking them to rate it on a scale one to ten and I have here in front of me the data would we like to. Would you like to play around with the data short rated episode that we ever did So out of from one to sixty four and we're going to focus on the good stuff right now because I feel bad you know. Sometimes we had guests come on the POD can then I don't WanNa say hey. Your episode was number thirty. Seven hundred sixty four so mostly we're going to reveal the full rankings. I don't think so I was by many people many people. Yes but would you like to guess where from one to sixty four. The last week's episode Criminal Minds Robin Cassava. Another murder. Six to know. It wasn't that bad. I didn't I think look I personally enjoyed it very much. Yeah we had a fun time. Banter is people just listened that episode. Lindsey WanNA guess forty one. Yeah it was a fifty one. So wow yeah I guess you'd have to have a guest every week. Ah like us just talking about a criminal minds episode. Yeah Whoa also criminal Ma you know. Sometimes it's just a criminal minds maybe didn't really Excite people would you like to guess. Rob What is on the mount grenade more on cast. Four most popular podcasts according to our listeners are we there yet any other interesting interesting tidbits from before we get more. Oh do you WanNa do what else do you want to know. I feel feel okay. Are you start from there. The mountain nap more because the way the A survey was ranked from one to ten each episode And then also there was which are the four episodes should be on mount redoubt more for us. The core is correlation between the highest rated episodes and the ones that were selected for Matt Ryan and more a three-run both and then there's One that's in the top four but did not come close to Mount Rainier more interesting weird when I tell you what it is it will make sense. Okay let's have have you guys. Both guests. What are for most popular episodes are according to our listeners? By the way Randi Nubile did this on self. We had five hundred five hundred twenty seven people feel at this ridiculously long form for US okay. I don't know if it's fair necessarily Lindsay on the spot like this. I mean I did rank them myself. Okay all right okay billboards then okay Ah Conspiracy pod conspiracy POD I. I wouldn't I probably even though I personally think it should be are there. I did this exercise myself. I'm not sure if conspiracy pied I feel like it could have been ranked very highly. But maybe it wasn't on the Metronet more uh-huh what are your other ones. Lindsay Master Napper. Robin Akiva name. Baby maybe the royal rumble. Okay and rob do you have. Do you have any differences there so I think royal rumble and Maswrah napper are there. I think I had gained night in my own personal ballot. And maybe the live show. Yeah Yeah Yeah So. Those are all good guesses. Nobody missed that badly. You're right. Conspiracy pod is the number three episode Both on Mount Rainier more overall eight point nine three at a very high. Yeah scoring where like a seven is very good at six is pretty good. Would you know nine is an Oscar worthy award winning and the scores went all the way down to three point. Five nine although only three so it's got less than a five So yeah master Napkin. Royal Rumble were the top to. They duked it out the whole time and Master Napa and even score of nine out of ten juice nicked the royal rumble for the number one episode of all time although the royal rumble easily got it was number one in Mount Rainier more the majority of listeners voting it into to the top four episodes okay so can spirit pod was three. Does anybody WanNa guess what the fourth episode was. It has not been named yet Not been named Yod God hot take off. No that's a good guess. That's just that's the top ten. The takeoff I really liked millennials killed at that was on my list. Dr Amend the Molina's killed it that was It did well but is not in the top four. It was actually and this is the one that did not come close to making being metronet more conspiracy to also made the rushmore. Okay I think a lot of people like how they remember which one was which honestly so like it. It was in the top four in ratings but not in every single person decided to put conspirists pot one on their mount. Rushmore Matt Monette Moore but not conspiracy putt to two hundred thirty three and then thirty one which is less than a lot of like meteor episodes. Yeah tougher the sequel to be more critically early acclaim than the original. Yeah and as the fourth on Mount Burnett more is the Oregon trail which was the fifth most popular episode. Okay they keep it. Did you fill out your ballot. Sure absolutely did Yes. What was the lowest rating that you handed out? Did you hear that anyone's I don't know I don't think I went lower than three. Sorry I also didn't give that a lot of tens but I I think I don't think I got lower than three. Do you want to guess. What the worst episodes rub the bottom three Trying to separate my personal from a listener. Yeah 'cause I know once I rated the lowest I feel like that Music Videos Yup. Some of these were were sort of like faded company. Like we talk about how bad they are for a year There's no way that they could recover from that so yeah music videos but was by far the lowest ranked episode three point. Five nine four people have it on their mount. Rushmore which Sumer for Charles Roles are for people. I don't know maybe they loved it. I don't know yeah and then the This Week Robin Akiva now. That did fine. CONSIDERING WE RE railed on it yeah Jordan Kayla does episode did totally. It wasn't like up there with the winners was you know was it Final the four minutes of four million unbelievably. Yeah I told showed up Tim. I said you had the number one episode and other than music videos which we started two weeks in the the worst. The worst episode both came from the mind of showed up. Tim Top ten trash. We just had no plan that week episode We're lucky after after after madden music videos and tenor trash. We're lucky we made it to a fifth episode. Honestly Yeah we both liked the madden but the listeners put but the madden really near the bottom Only one guest episode in the bottom twelve so is mostly early episodes with just me and you okay. The bottom twelve dumb No season three episode. Seven made the top half. That's interesting yeah No Sagan said that we should make the whole podcast season three episode seven. It was the best idea. Uh Matt McKay can famously the Salvator for this podcast. He you know he'd put boy meets world on in the fishbowl which nobody wants other other than the people voted for. By the way I I'm the final vote. Actually one scene three seven km thirty second which is technically top half. WanNa guess what it is number one season three episode seven dinosaurs of That's that's very good. Guess that's number two What is it Perfect strangers episode. Okay yeah I thought yeah people like that. Got A lot of Mountain more votes. I'm trying to think we have a lot of episodes that are in the trash universe. Do you want to guess what the best our trash episode is. I'll give you. I'll give you the option. Okay Yeah give me. The options kids shows are trapped. I Canadian TV shows are trash. Your tweets or trash tenor trash which says near the bottom Your problems are trash. TLC shows a trash nine days. Fiance and MTV dating shows. I think it's either I think probably TLC shows are trash. I think traded. I thought I would have been my guess too and that did very well but MTV dating shows trash without electricity for love the next then the end date my mom river the other show as we did that very well. Okay Yeah editor other takeaways Robin Akiva name. A baby finished ninth which is pretty good. I guess they're they're fourteenth episode finished way down at Twelfth Wealth and I think the people who were there love it but you know. I don't know why people are. It's generally anti podcasts. There was a tie for sixth place between the TV theme Song Tournament. which in my opinion is not even in my opinion? It's a fact by far the most feedback we've ever gotten. Yeah if I if I would go pee and come back. I would have one hundred plus plus messages on twitter. I mean we got thousands of tweets that we by far the most of any pockets of ever done not even close and the census did incredibly well tied for sixth-place. Wow Okay Qatar. People want more Taylor Khader game night. A An instant classic the only one of the sixties up here did was eighth the stand tournament people like to stand tournament. Top Ten brands steeler thirteen. Any other questions. You guys have anything else. You're well you're curious. Do you have any takeaways. Takeaways information. Yes so as I said the top half no season three episode seven other than the pilot episode of the show did a although I don't know maybe the original ones we did where the pilots like zero negative one Were did well. I don't think that means we should stop doing three seven. I mean you could argue. Maybe we should do less of them but like I just I just think it's comfort food but it's not going to be anybody's favorite. You know what I mean. It's just like they didn't get demolished. They weren't at the bottom. I will say the crappy movie diapers. I did very poorly. Okay very poorly Lindros. Leprechaun did well everything else. The fanatic is in the bottom ten. We looked fanatic all right Lindsay. We do you think is it. Should we revisit that season three episode seven gets another spot every week. Crappy movie diaper has two spots. Should they stay on the wheel but not be treated as things that are get preferential treatment on the wheel. That's how I feel. I think there are times in Europe slightly eight spots for season three episode seven and I always kind of wonder why because I don't feel that he's all right Yeah but I also feel like they're not the ones you most excited sited and they're probably not the ones we're most excited about But like you said they're they're easy to do so. Maybe that's a nice little pallet cleanser for you to Joe. What do you think uncle? TV what if it ends at like two spots or something. What if it can't get bigger than to like it goes zero one two and that's it I don't know I also like we don't have a constitution and I was the one thing I was thinking rob was like what if when we have an argument like this instead because people want like? Hey we one supreme court have nine die hard listeners. Vote what if we just put these these things Paul and let the listeners decide You Trust twitter that people that aren't even listening to the podcast answer. That is tricky. The one thing I always think with polls like this is when you re tweet when I do something like this it does change. I think I won't re tweet it. No I like when you re tweet it but I was thinking because we went from like fifty to fifty. When you retweeted this like immediately something Randy said and I was like? Oh maybe there's a maybe there's Like a renowned polls twitter or something like that. I don't know but something where it's like. Just as for the die hard to fill it to have their say but maybe the people who don't even listen or stop listening were who'd stop listening. Okay you know what I mean all right. So how many any season three episode sevens are we at right now where two spots on the wheel right now and then Up to three something like that. Yeah okay all right. I think we're open open to revisiting that based on the information. Yeah I mean they did okay like all the Jersey shore and threes there on the middle. They weren't like absolutely slaughtered watered and we have a lot of top episodes like they're not going to be the star wars or the brand steel or perhaps are like. Yeah stuff that we put a ton of work into. It doesn't make sense for those episodes better. It'll we. We would be doing a bad job if you know. Seen through sevens where beating the stuff that like we have like four guests come on and prepare riber and the official worst podcast is. This is what music videos music videos. It's the worst final four and top tenor trash or they're the seinfeld episode was very unpopular when we did it There is a little bit of recent bias in conjunction with the fact that I think we got better after the first ten twelve episodes. Okay all right there you go so so. Are we ready to talk about new ideas. Yes let's talk about some new ideas see what else we could put on the wheels that is Lindsay Lindsay. You're here is do you have any ideas for either oral histories or other ideas. You would like to see on the wheel. I guess a couple thoughts. Maybe I was really into it when you guys were talking about the potentially during the season three episode of the Simpsons and then comparing it to like season thirty episodes of an that was a really good idea Especially because you have Mike Blum. Who could probably do something wonderful with that okay? I'm personally someone like I feel like I could recite season three episode seven for Begum but I have not watched anything after season fifty feeling that could be a cool. Compare this be the subject of your brand new recap podcast with the simpsons episodes episodes available on Disney plus. That's a pretty good idea actually. Can you get nowhere stealing Simpson's podcasts. The Simpsons podcast. Yeah you gotTa keep that brand all right keep it what do you think of this Simpson's then and now is in this. Is it in the FISHBOWL. Or I know there's no room in the fish ball. Yeah I think we could put it. I mean there's no room now but eventually something will will make room So we're watching season three episode of the Simpsons Season Thirty and we're comparing them If that's just a fishbowl episode. I say absolutely gets the next fishbowl spot slot whenever that's available which might be in an hour. Okay okay all right divine. Fortunately neither you or myself are completely up to date on the rules of this. podcast know so we'll have to defer to the people that are in charge of stuff but I think I think that's actually a fun idea to compare because the by the way I watch one modern episode of the simpsons like two years ago and it was abysmal unwanted move unwatchable. It's crazy like those are the peaks and they're so good and now they're so bad magic. The Sopranos was still on the air only was on after F. B. I.. And Swat on CBS. And that's basically what you're okay Simpsons season thirty episodes. Seven is working mom. That's W. E. R. K. I. N. G. With some help from Julio Marge pretends to be a drag queen in order to successfully sell tupperware. Meanwhile Lisa feels good after returning a hidden box. That belonged belonged Jasper when he was a child so she does little things to try to make people happy. Okay so a powerful guest stars Raja Gemini as herself Rupaul as Queen shontae Scott Thompson as grady all right. The only problem with the season three upset seven. I'm just looking now. I see one of the Halloween episodes the tree of horror. So you'd be looking at like three little segments rather than Out Yeah that's tricky. I think we did mention that in an early episode. All right well. Let's let's see what Mike Bloom. And what the powers that be have to say about this. Mike Bloom. Because he's the simpsons guy. Yeah I thought he was the powers that be I was like well. Why did he become? He's very powerful. And caring for this Guy Lindsey Lindsay. What else I don't have any great ideas? I feel like one of the things that was suggested to me by my roommate. After I forced him to listen to the oral oral history was he had said like you could do some kind of adulting decathlon for Akiva where he has to do all these things he can't do do some kind of training. Exercise is in all of the things that he has said that he can't do like learning to use the stove. And you get your wife and nobody tell my wife was podcast. Exist exist man. This is like this is like exhibit A.. For any you know any attorneys out there on my goodness imagine playing this renee in court. Boy The delete this I okay never being released pitch some Listening to ideas. That came in this week. Rub I was GonNa just pitch you on one idea. Yeah that is sure please. It's too soon to go back to the oral histories. I thought had an idea for the oral history of the Breakup Cup of the office. podcast I control the narrative. We don't know what the other side of that is a interviews on here Kiva saying I didn't know if you want to get in there. I mean it sounds like this might have been a relationship. I don't WanNA WANNA knock down. Doors shouldn't be knocked down. No it was not but nonetheless still not ideal or okay. Okay Yeah I I definitely Yep pitch if you have any good your oral history documentary ideas for for Lindsey. Send them her way. Okay I rob I got. I have of a interesting episode idea from a listener. This to this today is sixty five right. This is episode sixty five so this would be timed idea. That could only come on the wheel four weeks from now. Okay go on and the listener says by the way about four people sentenced similar submissions but he says episode sixty nine should feature feature. Dr Mike Listeners submit. They're not say for questions or issues. It's a perfect form for Dr Mike and Answer questions as many teams as he wants to have me having to be roped into any survivor. Talk it comes on the wheel in large but not exploding spot at the end of January could only be picked for episode sixty nine So this is what like a hundred spots on the wheel for Dr at sixty nine spots on the wheel. Sixty nine spots on the wheel for Dr Mike. And it's just like Dr Drew. Mike Ama no. I think we could pretend to be the experts. Incorrect them for people. Don't know Dr Mike. What are we pretending to be the experts in? I don't know the NSF. W. Questions who Dr Mike. No not literally pretend like. I'm just saying like we talked to. We just have no expertise in Dr McCreary will don't know is a Florida urologist. Who is on survivor? Yeah he's a character. He likes answering questions. Like this I don't know he's he's obviously like facetime ing but yeah he's a character and it would be funny okay. I'm up for it. The the listeners are up for this. You think we'll get we'll get hundreds of questions. People will ask questions about this. Lindsey like if you get you. Get Dr Mike on Board for of this and then you tell them like sorry. It didn't come up. We're not doing it. He's going to be who would have sixty nine spots on the wheel. It would be very hard for not to come up the thing is it. Doesn't come up Dr Mike and ask them for help you know. I wonder if if DR makes port. I'm up for it too. I just wonder if Dr Dr Mike is going to say like. Hey I don't want to be on Robin Akiva. Anita podcast. I want to be on survivor. Know it alls I the WII fitness. Yeah Tell Me Tell Them Robin Akitas the third most popular podcast on HP according to the patron group Yeah no listen. He's not on Stevens annot at all. Tell crushing it. Having listened to this episode he'll be like Oh. Yeah this. This is where the breads being buttered. Right now okay. All Right if Dr Mike is up for it I'm up for it to okay but we just saying that. I don't think we can guarantee my doctor. Mike is going to be a sight unseen. Oh Robin Akiva need a podcast. Some in he says yeah. Yeah history so I think come on. I think that Jordan is somehow it has either a mutual friend or somehow related to him. Hey Jordan then get us. Dr Mike Buddy might have been a favor. Okay Oh can you call it another favorite Dr Mike Abbott this this is from our friend fitzy and he says he's ideas. It's basically failed. Primetime mm time episodes and he wants us to play a game where someone would come on and would pitch us the not pitch us but they would say like. Hey there's there's a show called You know trampled. It was on Fox at eight thirty four years ago. Here's the here's the premise. And or alternatively we would be guessing the premise and they would We'd have to get the real show or fake show so they'll be like a game night segment also like is this a real because we don't know what's going on in the major networks. It's wild ghost land at this point on some of these you know. NBC ABC CBS. Is What's going on. Put It in the cue for game night out runoff. It's its own episode. Yeah but I like the idea of US guessing if some showing ABC's real or fake. Yes was that was that real or fake and and I like that because then if we have to guess what it is and are we close enough like how do you say yes or no but did this show exist. I think it should be game for game night. Okay do you think Lindsey. I wouldn't even be able to do it with shows that are actually currently on TV. Is this a real show. I have no idea. Yeah okay I think it'd be fun. Let's get an yeah here. Here's another game. Maybe this game night. It's called bidding war. Somebody somebody comes up with a list of categories. Let's say movie starring Julia Robert or types of cities that start with this whatever and we start bidding against each other to see. How many could name until someone taps out out? The person has to do it. Okay you want to try that now. Let's try. I flew like name that tune. Yes start with Lindsey Wilson. Pick a letter please are are are. I could do three cities the start with our anybody can can anybody top that I really love. Jared picked a terrible letter. I'm going to win if you guys let me do three that start with our all right just named three cities that start with our and I win this round and sure yeah. I think you're GONNA win a new four. It could be any city in the world. I think now all right roanoke Virginia Raleigh North Carolina. Yeah Roslyn New York. I feel like there's a lot of Richmond. Virginia there's a lot of ours I duNNo. I think cities is too vague of like you. So you know the city that's next Rosalinda town the city. That's next to my house. Whatever Round Rock Texas? Yeah Yeah I think he took a fun idea and Brian Geography and then could be anything. You like food rob. How many how? Let's try one for you. Foods foods that start with a do you think you could name rob. I could name five foods that star with a all right six few six seven. I'll let you name seventy seven. I do seven foods are out okay. ASPARAGUS Apple Yup appetizer. Does that count as US Pacific food. I think it's got to be a little more specific. Seems Let's see A Foods Aley is that is that the account that okay. That's three but this is not fun. No this is not so. Yeah Yeah I guess I have to like ten seconds to do it or or or but yeah it's not fun all right Yeah a couple things. I'm going to put on my twitter this week. Ideas for Antonio's conspiracy pod threes. You could feel those out Craig. Also I'm also GONNA put on this week to fill out. If you want to participate in two trees and ally Nessa little listener an ESA is going to be manning that that and said. Hey you guys already rejected that idea. But we didn't think of having a producer. Yeah Yeah you didn't say I'll do for. America does plenty work for Pakistan. But there's been twenty times we've said no to an idea and then ten weeks later we have a different spin on it or even the same spin but we like it. I don't know we're Moody You know that happens. All the time is sometimes the ideas evolve. Yeah that's true. Well we evolve as people try now right enjoyed if someone asked you to play that game you were doing some kind of ice breaker activity and it was like we're doing truth and a lie but that make you happier. You're not into the amount of sleepover. podcast yes exactly. Should we save that. For the sleepover. PODCAST now we should play name seven foods that start with I was trying to do and people are not buying. I duNNo. I was asking the questions. I have no idea why everyone was just shutting to relitigate. The podcast. I question came up for everyone. I think there should have been conversations. Shins not just a list of questions of you know in What what's what's the key to a healthy relationship? Yeah not that I would know the answer to. Then what's the what's what's the best candy. Yeah what is is the best candy guys. I'd say reese's peanut Butter Cup. Of course. Obviously I'm physically a twitter skype. Those wreck the white peanut butter cups. My Kid's been eating though. No no no I like those better. Why don't like chocolate so to me that that works? Yeah okay I mean it's better than just plain white chocolate Most things are you like white chocolate or dark. Chocolate dark chocolate does and say. Save that for the heartaches your take. I like white chocolate better than I would rather door. Chocolate is the worst food known to person kind. It's a superfood. It literally is food What are the other superfoods berries? Are you bury guy. I say. Tail number three. You say apricots not say all right. That's up there. Yeah but my favorite food artichokes okay. Yeah you said I love artichokes. We've been having them since I was a little kid. I love our jobs. uh-huh Alfalfa sprouts or is that a food I've heard of it. I didn't barely. It's a food is barely a food. Okay Yeah Salami you forgot about that. That's true okay. I think we could spend the people out of here. Here's the thing. The first forty five minutes were so good. There's nothing else that's real okay worthy. Let's talk about what's on the wheel. Actually should we check the voicemails sales or if we're Let's see any any new voicemails. I think people The movie voicemail was a fad. Yeah it was also the holidays this week all right. Let's go ahead and get to the wheel and talk about what is currently available for us to select from aright season. Three episode seven is now still getting an extra spot is up to three spots on the wheel right now. So so We gotTA move that up. Oh Akiva have a big update for you since last week's episode We're talking about the WHO won the a year from last year we were talking about. PWB But we didn't know who it was. We didn't we didn't know who was. who was after fennell figured it out on on on the PODCAST? Okay but so. PWB Star of fleabag. I've watched watch season one of fleabag. Yeah and did she win the year now. That was a woman from two thousand sixteen. I haven't watched season WAS AP WB win it though. is she the Winner is very good very good. I enjoyed it really even. Watch these into your watch season. Because I think it's it I don't think they're gonNA make season three and for it's only six episodes seasons and episodes of like twenty five minutes so basically a youtube series. No all right. That was that was very easy to watch. Okay Oh nice coin flip. Coin Flip is on the wheel. Crappy movie diaper has two spots. Mount Rushmore is on the move has one spot is twenty two hundred okay all right. Sorry about that. The People's choice on third wheel tournament Wheel or no. We'll Yup Robin. AKIVA smartness a sixth grader. Cats does gone. That's gone. Lindsey Gone Lindsey. Cats should be off the wheel. Yeah I guess that I really wanted to hear you guys talk about it by people wanted to hear US talk about. Why is it off the wheel? So let's leave it on the way to keep getting nine spots. It's absurd. I you think the cats moment has come and gone but if you already overex- week let's keep it on the wheel this week and if it doesn't come up it doesn't come up. We did say that last week. But whatever you ars What do you want? I have no problem doing it next week. We talk about cats. I just think it's so incomprehensible. We're not even GonNa what's going on. We're not even GONNA enjoy it. Okay all right fine give it to spots now watch miss two weeks in a row with nine and then nail it with two okay. All right this guy. I think this is going to be controversy now. It's fine spots as reason. Okay enjoy the view. We workshop workshop at last week. That's on the wheel. Yeah we have to come. I think it's like the viewer view. Maybe is a better name. Shoot few review on that. It was funny actually When I heard you guys suggests idea it was on a plane and the woman next to me is watching? The view is very weird. New Jersey and say hey hey lady ever hear of a podcast. You'RE GONNA love it in a few weeks if it ever comes up. Okay Robin need a verdict. Yup Man the Reynolds robiskie need a catchphrase absolutely and Robin Akiva give listeners nicknames. I'll say Listener nicknames put zero. It's just not ready yet. Not Ready yet. I have the forms for catchphrase ready to go. I feel like that the podcast. Hey we're giving people nicknames and then people yeah no I thought we thought I thought that he was like people are going to call in but also people are going to write in Alpha. Believe on I don't care we'll figure out what it is. What do you think about this? I figured people were GONNA call in the plant is that could stay on for sure. Okay that seems pretty easy accomplish. Yeah I kind of feel like it comes up and then it's a tweet like two days later like hey do you need a nickname Let us know and I think the issue was that if we had people on the phone when we say okay you're Spongebob met like well. I don't want like sorry like I feel like if they just say what they should be. I don't know or maybe they were going to call it has to there's no pushback no pushback pushback if they don't have to call in but if they're calling in it's up to us or they can leave a message then they're just stuck in there not available okay. We'll we'll work out the logistics about that. If it comes up okay okay all right anything else. Weena Ker. Yeah I'm sad. That sleepover podcasts. Off The wheel. I knew I she she. Lindsey sent it out to Alley last year and Tom Buds personnel. Ye Shah and Eric Eric Raskin who's done oral histories for granted. Hbo Yes and and when I was expecting like a lot of notes I'm like give notes. Don't give them specifically to me. Because because I I we robin we're totally unspoilt until today we had no. We had no idea what was going to be on this episode. But I said like if it's awful you have to tell tell me like if it sucks and like we'd totally change it and then all three of them so like no just air it right now like. It's totally ready. And I was shocked not that I didn't think it'd be good but like there was not one note from three people that's crazy so I can't believe what good incredible job incredible job. Thank you it's never gonNA come up that it did once upon a time that we set a date for the Robin Kiva get roasted. I thought you'd forget yeah happening. So here's the deal. I think the date was the fifteenth was Wednesday the Fifth Seventeenth. We originally said the seventeenth. Friday night yeah. I just think the roast happened today and I feel like I'm not saying it's going to happen but I feel like maybe it's closer to use all their good material. You do really get hit this hard twice in a month. I don't think so. Uh We'll definitely do arose but I think it's td did this open up old wounds for you Akiva. Now I'm fine. I'm having the time I left. Listen I don't go to work every day. All right. Do I just watched sports movies. And it's great. Yeah I'm loving life when when the severance runs out in a few months it won't be as fun but right now Marty time. Okay I think that you made people very concerned when you talked about on a recent episode. How was the worst year era of your life? It was still an okay. I shouldn't have said that I'm fine. Yeah say airing this people were like. Wow that was like the press. Yeah people reached out. And we're like yeah you know people were Nice Okay all right AKIVA hanging hanging there. I'm in there we're GONNA we're we're GonNa Twenty twenty is going to be better in two thousand Nineteen Russ Lindsay. What are you hoping for? I'm really a big fan of doctor. Andrew Rabinowitz Hoping for native verdict blue. Okay all right. Let's see what comes up episode number sixty six on the wheel. Expend coming up and oh it was so close to being cats. It was the cats keeps losing by a whisker. But it's time to get no facebook Jamie on the line. See If maddy. He is ready to take on Robin. Akiva Robin Akiva are smarter than a sixth grader. Wow I'm I'm excited. I'm excited we'RE GONNA cry first of all Matty Came with us to Minnesota but was not at the the sleepover podcast pastor bedtime. She was saying God Nearby not she did not come to podcast but I believe she was at the ice cream tournament right there. She was there that whole weekend. Like Mattie is is a buddy ars but we're going to smoke her me and you were playing a team and we're GONNA crush. We are smarter than our own. We're GONNA take that Maddie. Maddie might be armed with fresh insults for you. You after listening to the oral history of the sleepover. I mean if we matters I think like a superfan of us. I can't imagine she'd ever like she will talk some trash but I don't know that'd be wild if he's like. Confetti is clearly more competent than me. If you've listened to this podcast felt like that's fine. So we're a lot of sixth-graders Right who who do you think is going to be the winner next week because Victoria and is it rob and Akiva versus the sixth grader or Rob Matters. Matter is yeah they are we working together. You had your your original suggestion was yes when we wouldn't put this on the wheel together me and I place you in second and third or you and I mean second von but we're like really working in tandem we should have. She should probably pick. Who Does it because because you're much worse than geography but better at a lot of things than me? Maybe like she decides who answers the questions. There's a school subject that I'm better than you beat me at all these jeopardy game. You've really you've already bombs subject. Yeah but what. If is their pop culture. I don't think there's pop culture on the wheel. We end a listener. who pitched etched had this had the subject so I don't remember off the top? One was geography okay. Expelling was one of them. Speller is am I good speller. Good Speller I think. I'm okay not shut up at him. I think I'm a pretty good speller. But not like sensational. Yeah Okay Lindsay pick. Who's going to win next week maddy? o'ruba Nikita. I'M GONNA give it to you guys. I think all all right. Great Lindsey Wilson. If matty loses does she have to watch these no she probably can't watch it's probably like she's always. Is there like a Disney plus show. We could make her watch But if we win we have to watch Scott we have to think stakes this week. Yeah we'll find something. Watch like nineteen eighty s degrassi by. I heard a toy. If she wins. Maybe maybe we have to buy a toy if I she will. And if she loses she has to buy a toy she has to watch like the and nine hundred eighty six world series. Oh that's good yes. We want detailed notes on game six of the nineteen I have the DVD. I have the DVD's Lady's AH which I'll never touch again plays. The center is a presence. Got Let me as a president in one thousand nine hundred six. What's wrong? Well that's why have them. Okay all right Lindsey. Where where can we see more about what you're up to I mean so again with at the office. podcast not a lot going on. You can find me on instagram. My instagram is is Lindsay. Say It's supposed to be like insights but someone had that already it's L. I.. N. D. S. S. I G. H.. T. S. okay. All right and are we looking for podcast co host or. We're waiting to see if anybody writes in. Please help me find a podcast co in if there's enough people we're going to we'll make into an episode we'll turn it into more content for us. Are they pitching Lindsay on why they should be the co host and also what the subject of the show should be. Yeah Yeah I mean. Let's say you're not doing the office. podcast again right absolutely duck. You're willing willing to consider it or you think it's complicated to consider it without your because I feel like then it gets slightly messy but all right so we wanted we wanted to be a TV recap or it could be anything. I think that's kind of my strength. I mean and hit me with your using oral histories for podcasts. That's here and Lindsey. We don't know or at least I don't know what you do for a living but it has nothing to do with editing rolling audio content right that is correct. Okay fine incredible okay. Thank you all right. So all right right in. If you want to co-host podcast with Lindsey Wilson need podcasts at robins website if you WanNa send in your ideas for the podcast cast and uncle. TV What's coming up on the thirty two fans podcast. We talk about football. We did Chester's top. Ten shows the top ten podcast. We have I think. We've Dr Jen coming on this week. Rank the best songs of the nineties if we could get her. I don't know Chester I was. I was GONNA wish Happy Birthday to Dr Jen last week. It just was in. I guess at home with her and I was like hey bring Dr John Because I want to make fun of Chester for a second and I heard like such an audible Groan when he said like Akiva as they ask you something. I'm not so sure she's GonNa come the podcast like she definitely didn't know I was. I heard it it was like why do you have a particular horse. I in the race for the song of the nineties. Why no what it should be? It's on my favorite song. I don't WanNA spoil it now but I think there's what do you ever think that's clearly is your favorite song or or is it the snow the fine the nineties. I think. Probably we're looking for the song defined nineties but I guess the criteria is whatever you Lindsey. What he thinks the song of the ninety s Karachi's not is this is putting me on the spot sh? Yeah I don't know the way by fastball. Yeah closing time is good. Chester about Hanson. Shouldn't even be in the thirty to the thrifty thirty two final songs. Yeah he thinks it's a joke. Joe Karenna Renna. He thought it should be like well. We didn't put them rent well. Rent is kind of a joke song that look if you're trying to figure out the song of the decade that Gade that basically if Marty MC fly gets in a time machine and shows up in back to the future four in the nineties. What's the song? That's playing at the cafe that he walks into. That's a fair way to put it. That's it that's it. It's the song of the decade if you're trying to find the decade with this if it's my favorite song of the decade and I guess it could be whatever yeah hit me baby one more time by Britney Spears. I think it's a little late. I feel like it's like the ice ice baby. Yeah that's so early right. Isn't that like ninety. That's not a bad one ice baby. It is on it. We did discuss it. Well Look at rob talk and music. Well I mean yeah but we don't people don't like when we talk music. Yeah it's not. Maybe maybe it's not exactly but it's something like that it's something everybody has like neon green stuff on and it's like they were in the ninety S. Yeah Ah don't speak by no doubt that would be like you'd put that in. The movie. Might not be the song of the nineties but that would be like A. We're in the nineties. I think closing time is up there but it's also tricky because like restaurants and in bars play it when they close Alanis Morissette. I don't know Oh yeah tagging okay. Save it for the podcast there. Yeah Check that out reviews or we want to get out of here next week. I'll send this reviews all right a mixed week. Thank you guys so much again. Thank you Lindsey Z.. Wilson and your team you thank everybody that worked with you but a all star team put together this podcast. We were very lucky. Lucky that you devoted your talents to this very silly project. Let's happy to do it. Thank you for letting me take this opportunity and go for it. Okay okay we will be back next time with maddie seeing for smarter than sixth grader. Next time on Robben Accused podcasts. Take everybody good one and by then and back. Well you are checked until you this but trust me if you're showing your section believe me it's for your own protection see things that you need and the places that you need to go to the back suit at the men in In the audience. Yes Robert Akiva neither podcast all Out Live with back immediately can Can people rank the the events of the weekend. That was the question do you have. Can we recap about it. So when you think someone's during a blog about this is going to be an art. 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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #122: Match Game

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #122: Match Game

"Alpine kabri tilton gave jeeva needle You know so excited for the match game here episode number one. Twenty two of our robin akiva. You need a podcast. And now here's a man who is going to be playing in this match game coming off last week's best week ever here is uncle akiva. I feel like you really have a pep in your step as you're real. You're great podcast. Host and entrepreneur. Whatever you go on. But yes i i feel like your calling in life was as a game show host a game show host. Yeah well i mean ideally the wanna be like you would be the game shows Calling in life isn't to be a wannabe game. Show restraint yes faking tested. I mean that's how i got involved with game show. Okay check this out. I'm very excited to play the match game. This has been on the wheel for quite some time. It was in quicksand. is saved from the quicksand. And we've got a great panel. I'm so excited to play. Of course we're coming off of last week's a best week ever episode with Great reviews from last week's episode. People love hearing from That that was a fun concept. Any any feedback for you. Uncle key a very positive people said you know. It's very easy easily. Replicable like you do that again. Whenever since its whatever's happening week maybe we'll let's Nine episodes from now. Let's re-explore best week ever. We're very excited about the match game and boy what a treat. We have here today because Kiva is going to be taking on we. Could we said okay. Well we're gonna find somebody for a key matchup with who would be a great matchup for a kiva in the match game and kiva. You found a worthy opponent today a rap. I don't want to say a staple but someone who's a returning champion of veteran of of their nap process and Yeah i figured. I don't know exactly what the stakes are today. What we're playing for. But i figured maybe we could figure out once and for all who robs favor coast of all time today. Okay please welcome back to the podcast for the first time since the family feud here is back on another game show. It's the great. Stephen fishbach steven how are you. I'm so to be here. Thank you so much for having me. I am here to unite the belts of the podcasts. I am going. it's now at all. And now i'm going to win the title on this podcast. So join the belts stephen. So happy that you're here and also that mazal tov on the birth of your daughter since the last time on the podcast. Yeah it was. She's now today four months old. I missing her. You know our big month day celebration to be to be here with you guys Rob you sent some very nice wedding gifts are sorry. That's what he's telling me also when it gets refined with the baby gifts for great and you didn't nobody else here. Did either true trout dropping. The ball and steven. How is a new fatherhood treating you great. I'm tired little running a little late today because there was a search for a lost coffee cup but i wonder if the baby coffee to drink. That's interesting yeah. We felt like she wasn't quite as quick as we wanted her to be quick witted verbal sparring yet. So we thought coffee might help solve. Okay all right. Are you a big match. Game guy. Love the match game. Very very excited to participate. Logic gene rayburn as a host a lot of like a fun wacky energy. Okay all right. Well we should have a lot of fun energy. We have a all star panel here. Today let's meet the stars that you will be trying to match with akiva and stephen. Okay first off a man who is a twitch streaming superstar. You hear him every week on. Ninety day fiance's rahat Masked singer masked dancer and more here is a advocate. How are you. I am good rub. It is an honor to finally be on a podcast with stephen very excited about this very excited and of course to be with you the schmuck and your partner in crime the whole various this. We can't wait to see this match game. Play on just happened. To be part of this amazing calf. We'll see it'll stevens trying to steal the whole exactly. I'll be the knowing snow at all and the biggest hole all right also here with us today on the panel of two days in a row for me podcasting with this woman. We just got done talking about survivors. Greatest musical numbers of coming back to recap after too long of a layoff. It's jenny autumn. Jenny how are you. i'm great. I was so excited when this came up on the wheel like my heart skipped a little and so being asked to be on. The panel is a great honor. I love this game show. I watched the old version. And the new version is wild They always get to drink. So i finally feel like no shame about having a dog here because it's part of the game apparently in every iteration so i am here and have a good time. The more you drink the harder it gets for kiva stephen so atlanta all part of the game all right all of drinking ethics the last time we had jenny on. If i'm not mistaken yeah. Many drunken people hanging up. i'm jenny it doesn't seem to be Birthday and yours. Yes or what was it called. I'm ron celebrity. Get me out of here. I believe it was the game against my well. So you have to take me however you got at that point all right making her debut. She is the co host of the brand new temptation island. Wrap up with carson aquinas. Please welcome maggie. Morgan how are you. Hi i am so excited to be here. I can't believe i get to be on robin akiva. Need a podcast. And like jenny said i get to drink like throughout the whole thing. This is my ideal saturday night baby. Let's do it match game fan. Yes i mean. Akiva semi like a clip of the new one to watch. And i was like oh trust me. I'm watching game show network. I know i know every dan charles. Okay all right maggie. Welcome returning to renee. She did not have a successful game. Show debut in her first appearance but it was early in the morning Please welcome our chief. International survivor correspondent here on the podcast. It's shannon gus shannon. How are you. i'm good i love. That created the legacy of icon podcast early in the morning. It's nine thirty now. Sydney time which is like six thirty my time. So it's pretty early for me. So we'll see how this goes. Okay and shannon the kiva. It's even playing kissy points and you turn. Yes yeah. I mean i guess you can get new chivvy much if you win rubble. Send it to you. Lines on the way free. Yeah really semi photo when you get i. Will i well all right well. Welcome shannon a man who his idea has been on the wheel for some time and keever vetoed. What would if his appearance on robin given the five guests. Here's jason read jason. How are you yes for those wondering who the hell is person that isn wisey here. I'm pretty sure. I'm only here out of akiva. Guilt for vito. So we'll talk to steve. First of all steve. And you did not get my diaper genie. I sent you know but that was such that exactly what we needed. Track points to. Everyone else is still. Yeah so steven if we if we play and you match me. The answer is always going to be veto. Just so you know okay and then also here with us to play the match game of course That he podcasts about love island. Rhp you could also hear him talk about the challenge on the colleen podcast. Brian scalise here. Brian how are you. i'm good. I'm you know i don't know if people would normally call this intellectual but more so than the other shows that i'm usually talking about Excited to be here for the first time. I like maggie. Huge fan of the game show network basically nocturnal in college. This was on quite a bit for me. Okay all right well. Those are wild knights in college watching the game. Show all right. So let's just explain how the game is going to work. We will ask a question. I have four rounds prepared We will ask a question to akiva question to stephen. They will give us an answer and they will try to match our panel of we will play a little bit differently from the modern incarnation where we are playing for up to six points each round. Then we will. Tally up the scores at the end of our four round. So stephen or akiva do either of you need a refresher on how the questions will work. No take take those key. You're good you know how this is all gonna play. I i mean it's my but i know how. Yeah i i watched rob said robs one requests for today was everyone you know. Brush up on the rule. Right a link and i think with the survivors back in the fall of two thousand seventeen. We played a all star survivor panel. We had zeke. Hannah aubrey nick. Meyer ano- artists and david wright and they some of them did not know the exercise and they got very drunk and it was a lot of fun but it was a giant giant mess. So hopefully we're able to keep things a little bit more on track here today on rodney podcast match game. So for instance just further people playing at home That we will give you a question for instance you might get a question. Like robin akiva are such boomers. When they first heard of tiktok they thought it was an app about blank. And then akiva or stephen will give us an answer and then our celebrities will write down on their paper paper and marker ready to go and they will. Dan reveal one at a time and try to get as many matches as they can. All right side of that question. That's a good question. Yes stephen since you are the guest i'll let you. Would you like to receive or defer. Well i think. I think i want to go second. I think it's good to like. Get the lay of the land strategically how things off. Okay all right so all right question number one for a kiva here. We go all right. This is submitted to us by listener. Trevor chong got the missions All week long from listeners. And also a lot of help from dan sedans ski and former Recap guests alumni. Sarah from sydney sarah. Dean also was a great help. Question number one robin akiva lost the crappy movie diaper on their trip to mardi gras. They found it being worn by blank. Robin akiva lost the crappy movie diaper on their trip to mardi gras and they found it being worn by blank. Okay now our panelists will write down their answer report and we'll ask a what he thinks his answer is going to be. We'll see if we can get a match up of overkill. Just give me a signal when everybody has their pen down the ball voeller. This is our musical accompaniment. Youtube safe copyright free over. Okay all right. Is everybody ready or is going beyond music. Federal copyright strikes. All right akiva. Robin ki lost the crappy movie diaper on their trip to mardi gras. They found it being worn by blank. I'm gonna say it's good. I think i got this question specifically not stephen. Because i feel it gets more specific. I'm gonna say the king cake baby king cake baby. Okay all right. Let's go to the panel and see what they said. Okay all right first up puja. Who was wearing the crappy movie diaper. It was the king cake baby because it might be a little less terrifying but it was pierre. The pelican for the new orleans. Okay okay not a match match okay jenny. So once upon a time. I was the person that suggested. You and robin kiva stan. The king cake baby. It's gotta be the king cake baby all right. Thank you very nicely done. Okay maggie yes who was wearing the crappy movie diaper. Wow you know. I thought about saying stevens newborn shy but i think that would be unfair because we're just meeting literally. We met five minutes ago steven. And i don't say things about your daughter but i also said the king cake my child by god. Okay let's go to shannon shannon. What did you put down. I want to say. I don't know much about what i'm doing here. I don't know what the crappy movie diapers stone or what the king take is so. I wanna say it's miraculous and maybe an indication of how much i absorb on the sidelines. That i said the king cake beijing baby. Okay i jason. Yes the first thing i thought was was that in as much as kiva is my ops. Unfortunately i we have matched king cake. Maybe that's can make it five. Brian scalise said the king cake. Baby all right. I know that it was saying. He's often hard to find. Especially on twitter these days but i also said the king cake baby all right. He was off to a fast start. This isn't great okay. People look at you by stop bad. Did you consider anything else. Akiva i. it's not like. I was so locked in the king cake baby. But i didn't have a second option. Okay all right. Let's go to steven. Steven has to return. Serve here okay. All right so let's see. Let's say this question was hit by tommy guam for question number one for steven nicole sister. You know so mad at rob for podcasting too long. How was she was about to cut off his blank. Nicole was so mad at rob replied guessing for too long. She was about to cut off his blank burn. We got a lot of complaints about the noise. All right. everybody's writing down their answers over. The call gets very mad when podcasts. For too long. Or when. I'm supposed to be watching the kids. A little cut off his off there in some among us games those guys keep. I'm showing steve how it's done. Okay all right. The babysitter of the eighties. I think the public among us games really holding down twenty twenty. One nicole was so mad. That rob was podcasting for too long. She was about to cut off his blank so thinking maybe his beard. But then you look so handsome with that beer. That nicole would never do that to herself. tries thinking what truly makes rob rob what would truly unmanned him. Nicole would cut off your plaid your plaster. Okay plan all right. Let's go to the panel and see if we can find any matches right. What was the first lady of podcasting going to cut off stephen. our initial on the same page. The beard was was a thing but obviously looks too good out advocate myself. What i want that to happen. But i went further down south i said the mcnuggets said okay so boobs all right jerry so you have me thinking about how the plaid gets cut off of you like this. She calm in with your. You're in the middle of a video like she's essentially dere. Open you on camera with like sneers like a very interesting concept. Unfortunately i know that rob has had this issue with power outages. I said the why far your answer a better answer. Okay all right. We're still looking for our first match. Maggie what is going to cut off so i initially also had the thought of the clad. But then i couldn't i couldn't figure out logistically how to make it work shirt miserable. You know but. I was just taken back to the time that i was doing a podcast with rob and he had no power in his house but he did manage to have the most important thing which was a portable ring light to make sure that his skin and his face was aglow so i his ringling way. Okay shannon was silica. That first match for stephen plaid sorry did not really cross my mind. I was gonna take it pretty r. rated nine thirty in the morning going in flu direction too but i also said wi fi wi fi. Okay jason so. I was gonna go blue at first as well But then i figure. Stevens confiscated guy he might not go that route And also like the palace on the show that akiva set us pinas quite a few times. Maybe that would be a good way to go. I went to the podcasts route. And i said microphone. Microphone very close to the microphone. Courtney my wife's threatened that a few times. Yeah all right brian. Can you help. Stephen get off the schneider and get around. Yeah unfortunately you know. I know rob has a backup of plaid always at the disposal so i thought more effective would be his power power okay. I wish i'd had the king cake baby question now. All right all right. It's just one round. This is one round okay. Kiva could bomb around we right back. You won the what what. What were you on. Four family feud. Emily feud yeah it was a great and you right came in expecting to win again. Who not only did stephen win. Where you ranked first chester's insane. Yeah very highly one. Yeah okay if you bought ends rob we could get chester's with with sight unseen rankings of the nine us all right here we go all right. Question number two for akiva. You're ready akiva and scores. Carrie over dollars carrying around okay bye. Okay here we go. This is question number. Three for akiba. Jaunty jordan taylor jr wanted to really impress his new date but she stormed out of the restaurant when he put seeds on his blank. Jonty jordan calif wanted to really impress his new date but she stormed out of the restaurant when he put seeds on his blank. Better bourbeau bored of it. They're over the panelists writing. Tv looks stoic. Tens or moving burp over her. The case you didn't know we have the video available of this podcast on our youtube channel. Do you want to see all this action. Do you know jordan his spencer. Bledsoe's voice. yeah that's true. that's true. All right jaunty jordan kayla. Ish wanted to really impresses new day but she stormed out of the restaurant when he put seeds on his blank. Akiva we said on. Because i was i was i was leaning soup. But that's really more of an in Right this is. This is hard. Because i want to say like i wanna say bagel but who's getting a bagel at a restaurant. And why would she be mad. Why why would she storm out that the one place you put you put seats cancer. So i don't i don't know i'll say pagel i'll say technically i'll say they. I'm trying to get matches here now. All right all right. Yeah the the the object of the game is to come up. What do you think the panel said. All right all right puja. Once upon a time you and jordan calif started talking about bagels and a internet sensation was born. What do you think jordan's dates stormed out of the restaurant. When he put seeds on his blank. things done. Pack your up. We did give jordan case relevance that he now has mom hold onto dearly so keep you said what restaurant would have bagels. You don't you jordan kayla's hitting up a five star restaurant. He took sort of the delhi. Let's be real. They're going to the deli. that's where they're okay now. The truth here is that he can just get a bagel with season. It already. he's not gonna seeds on seeds. he's going to go for an everything. What would be ridiculous if he whipped tupperware he has and he shoves them bagels onto his cream cheese which would be just lipid too much. Okay jordan we are we are. We is cream. Cheese is not bagel. correct okay well. Cream cheese on top of a bagel. i just want to go at your business is showing up to just. Yes the same this whole time. Jesus bagel put that on a shirt all right jenny jordan today. She stormed out when he put seats on his blank. This troublesome for me from the moment you open your mouth rob. As soon as i heard seeds baby. I knew what direction i was going. And then the the form of the question didn't quite work with where i thought i was going and so i really struggled with this. And how god. I just his his little kayla ish the baby and so sorry. Listen they say that. There's always a peanut story needs to polish. Okay all right maggie. So before i give my answer i would like to apologize to jordan college who i've never met him. I don't know him. Sorry to this man you know you said t jordan kayla and megan. Were still the same way. So i said his jaunty. Little building eighty adp. Maybe you're my no matches yet. All right shannon frequent visitor to this week in survivor. History those joining us. Well i want to say hey go. Hey look my experience of the match. Game is rubs match event from twenty seventeen and the one episode. Akiva sent me last night. And i'm gonna give some strategic advice as i want to do. If you're struggling with the question. It seems like go with the peanuts like really reliable scout by. I didn't although there i said i said face but i'm science more than you're currently saying. Okay all right. that's a lot. Don't think context ca. Alright jason. Do you know why jordan's dates storm that when he puts seeds on his blank so Very broad question But i know where to go. Of course like everyone else. I wanna go penis. I went lips. Kissed those seeds in. Okay brian all right. We were trying to see if you could save stephen from an ofer. Can you save akiva. Ironically from the bagel So the first place. My mind went to was jordan putting seeds on his baby but knowing that he is not a father. I just went with seeds directly on the plate. Play now all right all right so real opportunity for moving here. I can come back here. This is incredible comeback. Yeah all right so question. Number two four stephen. Okay how about this one. Okay four for stephen okay. This is from listener. Pat tad akiva loves laying down so much. How much does he love. He only jumps up. He calls him for blank. Akiva loves laying down so much. He'll only jump up if his wife mira calls him for blank. That upper forty k. The panel is writing a. Hopefully nobody is following shannon's advice here mouth trouble during the match game certainly is okay. Everybody looks ready. Bright stephen can make up some ground here in round two. If he knows kiva love laying down so much he only jumps up if his wife mira calls him for blank so initially my got here was to say king cake baby. Because i do feel like that you know but i you know i feel like i've learned that the thing to do is to go for the sort of a layup answer and that is gonna be a mealtime slash dinner tocchet. Dinner meal did meals last. Dinner is that is that. Is there a bagel cream cheese. Different two thing looks at any any meal any meal case dancer. All right keep a loved laying down so much. He only jumps up when his wife. Mira calls him for blank. So only appropriate that. I give you the back story behind this before i give you the answer. So i've heard the story the tale that will withstand time and all of us one time kiva eight. Everyone's across is pizza across baby. Most people is that no no. That's not a meal then. No one's making a meal story like cnn worth the stories from a did not know about the pizza crust. That was yeah. I may have accidentally spilled the beans on now. All right jenny all right keep so much only jumps up when his wife calls him for blank. Okay i'm trying to be fair to steven here. Because i know that this is very difficult and i reference this. I can't remember if it was before we started recording are not at this point time. It's flat circle. But i said public among logging marijuana to play too i was thinking there. You would have mangas guy. I've never want to play among us. Collins stone is all all the time to play among us yet to do four years from now. Stephen be way into among us. All right maggie. Keita's gonna jump up when miracles for what so just following along. Jenny and i having same brain. I also set among. But i figured that'd be noam right for among us rather than your y. I never called you for among us right now yet. Never you would get out of bed. Don't call it an ambush. If she that's attractive she if she okay. All right shannon. Okay well. I also had among us on the brain stole it of the reliable standby dirty on only know tebas wife. I didn't want to say that. Publicly but stephen all right on the board liner shannon. I knew it was gonna be you gave me the yes. Okay jason. All right akiva down so much he only jumps up on his wife calls him for blank. Okay first instinct. Answer was for shoe tying. So i came up on actually like that's why i wanted to. I did want to go with a layup. Answer which i thought was a layup unlike shannon. I have no shame. So i said son if they do them tomorrow. Okay all right. Brian scally big spot. I thought about shannon's advice. And i also you know thought it's dangerous to lay down. If you're salivating too much along the line. I went with pick a lot of food base to no real other meal meal based hey i was going to get more than one point there stephen. You know what. I consider this some sort of victory. A victory okay all right so what was valium. I feel bad for stephen. Having to deal with the niche stories wary know about risk. That new saying that looks even if you ever need a pick someone in the future. Why no this is great. I mean i. I i knew i knew we were going to get a point and i'm really glad it happened. Yes even what would you have said honestly. i think i would have gone with the same answer as stephen. I think i would have thought about pickles. But i might have just gone with neural dinner and hope for three point. Okay all right so let's go ahead to round number three here and there's more out we sorry the two more quests two more questions each oh wonderful okay. You got a great advocate to come back just to come back. Okay all right. Let's go back to akiva kiva here. We go this is from sarah. Carotenes from sydney helped us come up with craigslist. Carl has become so popular. He has retired from craigslist. You can now find him exclusively on blank craigslist. Carl has become so popular. You can now find him. Exclusively on blank k. l. explains stephen craigslist carlos at any new listeners. Birth while rob does the metro but we a live show in minnesota once. Stephen oh i know i heard all about it and it sounded amazing. We found a musician on craigslist craigslist. Carla's that's really the only back story one would need for this question. Thought the burglar craigslist. Carl become so popular. He's retired from craigslist. You could find him exclusively on blank. All right akiva. Where are you going to. Peanuts is going to work to this one. Okay all right akiva. Yes all right. Where can you find craigslist. Carl so i think this is like what other app. Not the craigslist craigslist. I'm sure they have an app craigslist. I've never been on the craigslist. But i think i'm leaning towards music app. I'm going to say tick tock tick kizer on. Let's see we get any matches for tiktok right. Even these anytime tiktok i. I loved the sea shanties. We have our own theme songs. She's okay. I got to seek that out. Poonam objects even know also twitter. He'll see the. You know. The the fleetwood mac one that was that was beautiful. That okay all right. Puja craigslist carl's so popular. He's retiring from craigslist. You can find him exclusively on blank. So i feel like one of the first two things you think of anything on craigslist car. One is damned voice and then second one is dammed up bod So you you had your bets with the tiktok. I thought you know from craigslist to another place where you can get some images i want with only fans on this only said okay jenny. Autumn exclusively. fine craigslist carl. So he he went from posting an ad and having people have to email him or direct message him or whatever now he just starts a room and people pop in. He's on club with instantly. Are you okay rav okay. Stephen has an account. But he never goes on clubhouse. Yes steve but you're you aware of your friends addictions that he's addicted. Oh i didn't know this was a huge thing notifications an there's a notification phone. That's nice rob sesame. Okay all right. I would work. Okay all right. Maggie craigslist carl. He's retired from craigslist. Where can you find him so you know. I don't know craigslist carl. I wasn't around. I think for that isn't a moment in time. But you know when you said. He got really popular and he moved to another app. I started to think of other people who i know from very popular and move other app. People like paul. Kelly so i had the answer and i went with only fans aright shannon. Where can you find craigslist car. All these days. I didn't know who craigslist kala was. I think it was good that it was explained to me. Spoiler get the right on some textual clues. Yeah yeah i think in hindsight. I wish i'd gone cameo not that. It was on so. But i feel like it's just a better on some but unfortunately say spotify spotify. Oh they go exclusively on spotify to get craigslist. carl exclusive. Yeah okay jason. Could you tell us where craigslist. Carl suddenly popular now resides. So i want between two answers. One of the answers was tiktok. That figure that craigslist carl might want to. You know talk with people and get some new ideas for some new songs jam out together with people with ranchos so i did also club house. Okay been a minute since we've had a match. Okay brian never forget. Top of all the social media. Do you know where craigslist carl. My at first. I am familiar with craigslist corals. Works so my first thought was on the street. But then once you said he ended up and exclusively i went with clubhouse also all right clubhouse her onlyfans but it got you some points in that round kiva a big goose egg. Wow a bagel. okay. All right so Cream cheese akiva scream chance. Fill some room for stephen to make up some ground here. Okay all right steven question for you. All right dr mike. You're failed so i'm really not exactly dr. Mike was so excited to hear about robin akiva. New podcast because he thought rene up stood for robin. Akiva a blank. Wow there mike excited to hear about robin. Akitas new podcast. Because he thought rene stood for robin akiva need a blank record. This rob will bind the scene earlier today. I did a couple of different versions one. I was whistling much like a wind on the microphone. Tough to do. We haven't heard of mouth trumpet while we got away from that. Yeah a couple of different versions. They did one that was sort of like more of like a seinfeld theme song Like a lot more to it but all right did dr. mike was so excited about romney. Gives new podcast because Robin akiva he thought recap stood for robin akiva need a blank so when i accepted this invitation my made the conscious choice. I'm not going to go blue. You know nothing wrong. She you trying to be a family presence. Now that i'm of yeah. Yeah but with dr mike question. There's no choice but to do something in the genital region since dr magazine urologist I didn't think need a penis was necessarily totally there. So i said need a penis surgery. Any appeanas surgery enlargement. But i don't know if if mike does. The penis enlargements sometimes kind of penal penile surgery surgery. Okay yeah that we're going to very specific. Is that more specific than like need a peanut. And you wouldn't like meet a penis right like that would be very strange. Like would you go to mike for like meeting anything that i think anything in the region even the point sport. Okay all right. Well let's let me points. You should just not say surgery. I think if you do peanuts okay. Okay could not have been clear to be as not blue as possible. Try allies get medical procedures. It's not just the medical term medical part. I'm going to say. Ps now his winnings robin the key but need a penis looked to mike was so excited to hear about robin. Akiba's new podcast. Robert akiva need a phalanx no matter what on this piece of paper. I'm gonna need some parodies for robin akiva need penis next week on that being said i did say pene penis penis as we get a match is a match. Appoint for stephen. Okay jenny so as you know i am one of if not the biggest dr. Mike stamm I didn't realize how much my heart needed Stephen saying the word penis so many times in surgery so so great My interpretation is. I think that maybe dr mike felt like it was like two peas mind into one and i went for penis. Hard not to say okay. Penis enlargement would have worked though. If she even had gone for that one we could have gone it. All right maggie. Dr mike apps for russia even need a blank. Yes not god. I'm not proud of what i've over all right. I'm not proud I took this to me. 'cause you know i i was sort of also like steven like they are men. They have that. Why would they need a penis. Know that you both have beautiful wives go. No i'm just gonna show you what i did and you can. You can take. That actually is probably were dr. Mike would've gone cardi. B and megan thee stallion. Yeah i don artwork for the podcast. Only people leave check it out. She did a great job. Shannon this one. You seems like you had this one a mile away. I just. I just wanna say how disappointed i am that stephen i feel like we're on the same team. Now i'm i'm willing to throw keita's questions like our links to that node. Say over and over say penis and you get the and you weren't gonna go there. Yeah it was. Yeah i went penis. And i'm at my parents house. I'm just great. This is great. I i knew it. I know all right had five hot start. Saving now has three on three. Oh run all right. Jason dr. my thought iron absence for rob blanc. Yes i father is only one answer to this. Stephen understand your thought process but you kind of throw the thoughts out the window with this game with a big old lovely penis us. Okay all right makes five to four. Stephen could tie it here with ryan. Scally robin akiva nita blank. According to dr my right so i was really debating. How much do. I want to hold up a sign that says peanuts on the internet for now but i also went with. It's a medical term. We're okay. Wow come all the way back. I think it's some advice from key on that one. So i do feel like there was a little bit you know. There may be an asterisk by lose the game. Steve okay all right. We have two questions left. Okay and i will give the option now to akiva all right That i gave stephen to player. Pass to start the game. Alright akiva would you like Question number one or question number two. Just give me the one that requires no institutional knowledge. Give stephen the one that requires though institutional knowledge of the show together. One i then i'll ask i'll ask again. Let's remember one question number two fine One okay all right question number one for for akiva all right. This is from robbie freeman ciardi chester love to rank things so much. How much did they love to raise a choice things so much until his wife found him ranking her blank. Charlie chester love to rank things so much until his wife found him ranking her blank. Okay this is four. This is four akiva all right here. We go but now. Charlie chester to rank things so much so his wife burn down him. Ranking herb brought up or tied five to five the climactic owner breaker is going to be up. There was the wrong thing and your doctor jan here before. Okay all right akiva. Charlie chester loves to ranking so much. So that's why found him breaking her blank. You know there's a lot of directions you could go here I don't you know. She's a classy lady. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna say friends ranking her friends friends okay. Rn's let's start with puja. Charlie chester he loves to rank things so much until his wife found him ranking her blank. Very good answer by keep. I wish i would have thought of it. The down i ended up going spreadsheet. He might have that one. Oh no true could be a hidden folders. He have okay so i know that she is an intelligent woman. More intelligent than chester shots fired. Maybe i don't know but her knowledge on various topics. Okay all right jenny. Charlie chester things. So much why found him ranking her blank. Okay so there's so many literally. This could be an endless answer like you. Could you rank literally anything. We know the truth. Then i think should ranked nothing. No but it's like sort of thing that you could literally read any grouping of things. But i went down a similar road as polio. We know that justice wife is dr jen. I said her. Doctoral public missions. okay. I wish parents cave. All right maggie. I don't know who either these people are story. You should have like a like a strong feeling. I felt like i hadn't been doing my job as as a match person. 'cause i think i've only matched one thing so i was trying to do a layup. An average like. I'm begin back to my match game days when i watched when it was on in the seventy s. What could a man rank of his wife. So i sent her cooking cooking. I know now. okay charlie. Chester So much his wife found him ranking her plank. I feel between saying peanuts is most of the words that said on this podcast on and how normal everyone's on has being compared to mine and going to come across in this. Podcast is slightly unhinged. The audience doesn't know me very well and it. It makes me about how i'm coming across. I said boobs. You can rank them. And again i close. Yeah pena's in the garden. She did not in the garbage. It's never thought to raise going. I definitely have a favorite my weird. Not you've got to think about it. Ra you guys report back. it's a long ranking. it's not it's not. My thirty person glued with you before today. Steven was onto something. Jason cherry reduction looked chest if he has a spreadsheet. Okay all right. Jason okay so like the others have said is a very broad question. A lot of things you got right. I didn't think about meals and cooking. And all that. But again. And i hate. I really hate to do this. Since we are offs By put friends attractiveness cryonics. Yes okay. that's where you even open. That's even what are you doing to us all right. Brian scalise one point in this game. I also thought of many different things. I didn't want shannon to be all by herself with a little more of the blue answers with a different p. word though performance. Okay all right all right more thirty talk okay. All right so your by one point. I'll i'll get shannon right. Get in this round. You will win the match game. Wow that's wild there you go hi strikes. I cannot take the pressure by state. You will get this question. Ridden by sarah carotene. Okay feel good about. I feel good about a question from sara. Yes okay shut up. Tim is so obsessed with his favorite movie shrek. How exit thank you steven. Finally that donkey is the new name of his blank. Oh come on. Certain is so upset with his favorite movie shrek. That donkey is the new name of his blank partner. Barbara data bourbeau shut up long schreker. He really is him book about guess what felt the crown situation that we've been years visual question. I don't know what's going on. What's going on there. Yeah got a nice nice choppers over for shrek. Okay all right. Steven shut up lies. So obsessed with this favor shrek. That donkey is the new name of his blank. Well as i said. I said out when i came on this podcast not to do anything blue not to do any green risque and i feel like i am being undermined at every opportunity. You can say whatever you are. I'm saying peanuts clearly. The answer here. He named his penis donkey. He couldn't even you your cbo you. Do you wanna shannon her parents situation. Where now throwing tomorrow and see if puja has one of those matches for you shipped himself with favor of shrek. That donkey is the name of his blank puja. I want nothing more than for stephen to lift this crown so bad were in the same region but different areas. I went with his but his donka dot. That's great that's much better. Wow dial donka don carrots. that's fantastic. Thank jenny shut up tim. Shrek that donkeys the new name for his blank. So it's very interesting. Because i had the exact same thought as puja but i was thinking i'm making a donkey joke as in ass and then but i literally thought but donkey but donka dunk But ultimately i i i know what shannon with trying to instill into stephen. There was a message. I felt like he was finally getting it. And so it's imagine. Ballgame all right maggie for women horrified at all. I remember what you drew. You know over here. So i said his four month old daughter her daughter. Why don't maybe. Her name was rough. Alright shine using these one point to win person that after forty years on television hacked the match game you came up with the emergent game. Play to win the game for stephen back filibuster. Because it's a big moment. And i wanna say this is my biggest fatigue contribution to art jp. I'll custody that. I didn't expect to come on this morning and coach steven how to win. Thank peanuts. a lot didn't expect to say peanuts as much as currently on a. And i wanna say how sad would it be if you needed the gaming point for something that could theoretically be penis and i didn't say that would be sore sad. Said so i said oh. Yes yes okay. Yeah you could have paper. Stephen the winner jason. What what did you have a sense. Stephen penis site is operate. That's what i want to take away. Yeah that'll do donkey. Yes yes. I do think that was the first question of the day. Maybe would have gotten two or three of those and you know what i mean. Once we establish that was the word of the day parts of breakout named the kid being the like are on the panel and was basically like a judge shouldn't be raising the game saying status. What never happened before on the show. We yes you invite shag. Am she's gonna break okay. This is ben. Jaber victory yes. Is there a question mark by name. Yeah you're right a million dollars stephen. Congratulations you on the match. Game and states that he wins the title the knowing knowing no it all and he's merging that with rob's favorite. 'cause he's got both belts. God the two belts. When did you win. rob's favor co host is it. Okay toyota come on next year. You could challenge. But i don't have the belt anymore. You'd have going to have to do the tour of podcasts belts. United yes stephen. Congratulations on your match. Game victory stephen. What else is going on For you these days you know fatherhood it's like a blur just trying to keep the baby alive yeah yeah. I don't know what happened. Stephen since i talked to you that you had a short story released. Also could you tell people how to check that out. Yeah it's at one story limited making you are l. Is one dash story. That's o e you know. Spell it not the letter one. Yes story as t o r y dot com and it's about has been reality tv contestants and their sad lives. I'm an expert on so if we went through and read it. Do you think that we could figure out which people you're talking about in the story like people were in spy was supposed to be one to one. Obviously you know. Some people were inspired by by others. Shannon's going to read this story. Janssen read the story and figure out exactly who by the end of the day. Yeah i definitely want to read it gonna named tabby korea. Okay and then stephen. This was so great to have you here on the match game. Well when i won until that point it was a little bit nerve wracking but it was delighted. He knows about it. Thank you so much for having me on. This was competitive. Stephen is like he loves what he's like a nice guy but he loves winning. You know yeah i mean. Playing the game is fun but obviously winning at the end is the point five percent competitive shannon who like cut invited back into another competition show great just after the game. I before i was so upset that i knew nothing about tom. Hanks you understand that awake at night thinking about it in your country you should know more about them but all right question about how we go kluber here if the country had been. What is the question of been what country to tom. Hanks get covid in. okay. I mean to be fair. The episode of match game you sent us did have the answer. Pena's like on multiple fair. That's yet again. It's every wants. I wanted to keep it for a semi with kirstie alley alien crystalise. Excuse that wow not aging well here. The question about that episode so there was one question that said that mary poppins works at a tiki bar. He puts blend in the drink and they felt very strongly that it was umbrella. Spoonful of sugar like chewy my brain. When there i know said unbrella tiki barber. The match game Episode on youtube watchdog. We have a mailbag coming up. Stephen that i assume you're gonna run right all humid if there's crying in the background. Okay all right so that anybody is. Welcome to join for the Rene mail bag or wants to take a moment to say goodbye. This is a great time to do it all right well. What pressure on one here. So we're coming. We're coming back with the mail bag right after this support for this. Podcast comes from progressive. Saving money on your car. Insurance is easy with progressive. It's an average savings of seven hundred ninety six dollars for customers who switch and save in fact. Customers can qualify for an average of six discounts on their auto policy with progressive including discounts. 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I thought that we had a lot of people that are gonna be here for the mailbag this week at the would only complicate things to add people from clubhouse also to this mic so the next time it's just Myself and uncle key for a mailbag. We'll do the clubhouse mail bag and get ideas from the hit app clubhouse akiva boy everybody's talking about when we're going to get on which rob does not own aken. No no just a interested party who loves to chat with people on clubhouse all right so we have so many people here and some first timers on the mail bag as well so i guess we should open this up for anybody. Who has some suggestions for us Listen rob fifteen a one great ideas. Yes on a little gun. Shy about giving you guys. My ideas wise. I was with my idea. Came up on the winning. I said i was gonna veto no matter what the idea was last. I don't wanna hear that. Spinoffs jason's idea. We're gonna watch these spinoff. Are the spinoff set in stone. went over that. I think we locked in one for sure. So i remember correct eddie that we knew for tori wanted to do possibly the most successful spinoff of all time frazier one of accused eric. Did you see that frazier was going to be getting a reboot Yeah should we. I mean i guess we could cover that. I don't think it's going to be on for a while right there. Probably first filming. It now booed if it's still too if it's technically still frazier or is it. Just they knew like the new sequel frazier. I think of like was rosanna rebooted. I don't know yeah. I yeah i think they started out. Roseanne conner's when they got rid of that. What happened so i. I think i think if they continue with the same actors and the same characters. It's just like hey we it's like the charlotte hornets. They went away for a while and they came back with the cleveland. Browns franchise generally don't have you know the main character from the first show in the second. Show owner a reboot though. Like the saved by the bell reboot. It's like everyone's kid and it's not it's not the same characters still kind of a continuation How about this. What if they called the frazier. Reboot cheers reboot. Okay what do you think. Free cheers as more. Catch these days than frazier. I'm not sure. I don't know i don't know people do love frazier. Not akiva akiva famously. Hates frazier and kelly cheers. Yeah hate kelsey grammar. But he's like nobody thinks kelsey grammar. Good guy. I don't have to like go in the streets and convince people that he's tall. Kelsey grammar good question. Age game on kelsey grammer. I'm going to six seventy one seventy one. Yeah anybody Feel good about the over or under of kelsey grammer. Seventy one and get mid sixties. I also say i'm gonna say like sixty nine months. Sixty six for kelsey grammar. Is that the paramount. Plus way off the might not. It might be not be a network show over on. Okay frazier frazier. The reboot season three episode. Seven when it gets here. We're on it okay. So jason you're giving us any other ideas. Could we convince what no if you want my ideas when my we'll we'll sprinkles backup don't veto it and i'll give it to you that we make. We make amends jason. Can we make amends. What if i said that. If if listeners choice comes up i will pick. I will pick sequels or trash your idea and we'll do next week or any week this month. That it comes up. Why do you get to pick that if listeners. Choice using the pollsters is come up and then an ideal it goes idealized. Chapelle is on. And i get smashed completing the listener choice. I don't want that. Yeah i want it comes up on a keita's choice you choose. That's why well jason's dangling some ideas on making sure that we don't veto his idea again. Now akiva it is march starting next week and you have famously said that that is bracket season. Here on robin vegas are we are. We are we. We'll jamming any brackets in. I think we're gonna jim to brackets in today. If it's okay with you tell me about it number one. I think we should do the tv. Theme songs bracket we did two years ago. We're going to do a reboot as requested by the aforementioned pel. We'll do i think all is it all knew anything that was in the first bracket is not eligible. We're going to do like. Why would they do it again. Get back in. The bracket faces the winner of the last bracket which was Fresh prince of bel air is the theme song. If i remember frankly okay on the podcast on the podcast. We'll decide then right then and there. Yes and it's like season two going up against one winner and then So we could wheel. Jim that in this theme songs that did not make the last one the teams in the world except the thirty two. We did last time. Okay pal and then the other songs when he was on of the bracket was at a regional. I jason i think basically he said we need to include more black theme songs. This time. i now speak to him. After i don't think the tv themes and you'll help but i don't think he made. It would all thirty two games. But i'm happy to ask him about that The other one was something we discussed last week. I think it was first pitch last week and we really are a rushing to air. It was such a hit idea which was the standoff. Yes yes shannon. What what other than survivor. What do you think you are what. What's the thing you're the big fan of in world. I feel so eastern. Quit now. Because i feel like i'm really passionate person. And and you take survive for me. A non like biggest stan of anything. I mean taylor swift. I think i'd be high up there with the old school stuff than the new stuff. But i wasn't a table and hamilton hamilton. Those are the two. I was thinking. I don't know if i'm the biggest survivor. I might be like legitimately. So that's why we go but taylor's hamilton. I'm i don't know if you come in like you better know everything about yes. We got almost one hundred suggestions. Ready and some are wild. I think we are locked in this. Is we do four episodes on this. Get so much good. I stand off is going to be very exciting. I think the tv theme song. I think that i don't feel about this. I think we should cap it at thirty two songs. I mean that was the longest podcast i was. I think it was over four hours when we did even forty eight theme songs. I think that that should be a thirty to forty. I did thirty two. It was more than thirty two. There was some weird. Like i think it was. It was forty eight. Chester loves his plans. Yeah it was like. I'm pretty sure it was for our podcast. Alex you listening. Alex might not be speaking to me anymore. After we you know said he ran his friends. You know. I don't think there's about himself. I don't think he probably. What did we slander. I know someone is talking about boobs. It's true yeah ranking anything that's true So yeah i'm with you there so i think those are the two we wheel-jam in okay. We'll jamming for people. Don't know is we. Add extra spots on the wheel right away so to sort of inflate their chances of coming up on the wheel because it's seasonal and in this case march is famously brackets. These next week is a march podcast. So we How how many spots on the wheel. Rob do our wheel jamming in those those. Whoa i mean is it the brackets style. Two four six eight for each week. The i think we. I think what we allegedly started wrestling with this point. Yeah i think we started for and then we double so they each get four spots in each week. They double okay. I have to say you guys know. You're speaking entirely different language. Well that's why. I'm trying to explain it. I'm okay it's a lot. it's a lot ones. Yeah maggie's like why did i stay for this week. And i no not just sitting here like wow. I literally nothing to add. Because i am also deeply confused by eggy. What are you the world's biggest stan of the film. When harry met. Sally okay. I can probably recite the whole thing back. Yes that's your header. Image right yes. It's depression film. So whenever i'm fat. I watch it. No no it's good. It makes me happy overseas unit. Yeah i probably seen in over one hundred times a hundred you think it. Should you be in the standoff. Are you that big of a like other than watching it. You don't give away your secrets right now. do you have other. No harry met sally emerged. Harry met sally on. No i don't. I don't do that. The only thing honestly like embarrassing to say. But the only thing that i felt like i was like a big standoff was before i got balls like that's like the only thing that i was like. I've gone to a live podcast before. Like how do. I don't like like big into like eight in the community things usually because i embarrassed by how much they love it and shy about it but and when harry met sally is one thing that i will say loud and proud. Rob reiner genius just. I don't know the world's biggest. Harry met sally stand but i bet you're the world's youngest harry met. Sally did say he was watching the match game during the seventies so the seventies version. How you the world's biggest standoff see. I usually feel like. I'm playing up the stand like the natalie cole's from survivor dominantly big stan. Happy natalie call. I believe she turned a milestone birthday this week here bottom otherwise i don't know the maybe the do live action movie. It's a good one with prince junior. Yeah it's a great move. Keep learned this recently about that. He is the world's biggest fan of the series. According to jim. This is chris. Want brings the who. Yeah that's what everybody's saying. I believe jim belushi. His family says that he had no one. Is this all me making thing. Y- this blue. The socks right off rubs foot feet could not believe. I said this is a song to according to jim. Will that be in the bracket. I hope not doing the sequel to this. It's not like the fifth rendition. Even then jim. Jim jim jim jim jim men. But it's just a memory did not need uh-huh really careful because one time joining case that feeds baby announce his whole identity and europe. Shake it off. They call me the nepal king. According to jim song eight seconds long back to make. Yeah yeah. He should've have seen the flashbacks. I was having a water a spiritual experience. I'm very upset about. This is being recorded for this portion. Because i need proof that this is not the case. Somebody wanted to the biggest Rob cicirino stan. Three in the standoff as the biggest rob stan. I'm flattered. Is this person ready. Yeah that would be funny if you don't know them. No it's john you definitely know them. Oh okay what about john. John's biggest stan who every house Other other than the wheel jamming scally. Do you have any ideas for us. Do you have any mailbag ideas I understood guys debated a couple of i. Don't know if it's a british our trash or whatever. I'm big on a british tv whether it's a doctor who or skins uk or both interesting. But yeah i think they both could do. What do you pointing to doctor. Who or skins uk stints uk skins uk gray hanes mtv loyalists. I'm sorry for you. A british young adult series that was popular around house. Yes yes yes yes yes. Except the according. Jim of the uk's levin now i refresh gonna say that there's a lot of really amazing actors who came from skins lying like ninety percent of the cast is still a huge deal and like it's really amazing and working all the time so North british trash. I like the idea. I liked the name. Yeah do we have too. Many are trash on the wheel. Right now We do have. Hdd trash trash true is that is that do we need that to be our brand. I don't know it could just be like. I don't know i do think that there is like a little bit of an issue right now. I think that Also the facebook algorithm is not liking. That things are trash. Also something that we've discovered recently. They only say that if you say it when like they only get mad if you say one specific thing is trash worried that hard fash brand was in jeopardy. We could always. We could rebrand then. Ten seconds something are rubbish. That's what brings the. Yeah yeah randy. Put that on the wheel right now. Rob that's funny. British shows are rubbish. Okay that's fine. That ah i wanna you like. What if we. We won't put it on for this week. 'cause i wanna get suggestions of which shows the put on like the of scally like pure like in american being like let's watch british shows with me wrong is also a big british television person. Okay not a recommendation. Literally canadian i think. Now i don't know if it will work like shannon aside. I'm like a new. I don't know if it will work. But i really love like makeup tutorials on youtube and beauty gurus. So if there's some way like there's like a random over yeah like something like that where you know. We discussed the the beauty gurus community at large. I can tell you a lot about that. Actually maybe that's something. I'm stand up and go through makeup tutorials together. I don't know how good it would be on. A podcast is there is. There are lots of make fun of like. I wouldn't want to be like okay. We're we just don't know about it. It's not actually funny or making fun of something that and well if you have someone who was on who knew all about who could explain things but there's like weird stuff that they do like they'll be like and then like they put their finger over their hand up there. Look at my brush. This is the type of like weird sort of idiosyncrasies that happen that are fine. I'm and like the different types of youtube beauty. I don't know maybe this is a bad suggestion. That's why i say one of the fun things about the like those beauty. Youtube videos is when they have like my like. My husband does my makeup or like ask you your your wives. You'd let you do there think they could be something but you have to be talking about what you're doing as you do. It would need to be a video podcast. But i do think that could be some real gold. Know how you can make that happen. I think here's the problem we're going to need. We're going to need substitute like scab. Wives tape alawradio standing daughters to your door with it in and you have to like sedate nicole. Yes past drawing a marker on video getting ready for the evening out in kobe time so it's like getting ready for a night out and then you go anywhere. Everybody what's going on here. My wife has passed out drunk. So i'm going to do her makeup for this video and i hope everybody likes it. Yeah on robin kid. Cancel the episode. One twenty five. I look new. That's sounds like a good time like you have ideas that i personally want this plan of drunk pasta nicole that we have so many streamers like they should also like. You should do that with fail and you do that. You guys can allot y you gotta bring twitch into this. I feel like this is podcast. Asked cosmic audio. I think phil would be up to it. He he he. He slowly learning the different objects and what they do. Okay jason one your ideas now. Very curious wants your ideas. No no no. I want to piggyback on scalise idea. Maybe if we got a comparison of show like you watch episode the office. Uk and office in compare them and talk about the differences skins. Yeah yeah it doesn't have anything remake some british shows. I wonder other shows that like have like one to apples to apple. Comparison the besides the office and skins famously Think you have to potential bracket ideas. I know that you're maybe like you know you've already discussed brackets that you could wheel jam already but okay. This one might be a little too like masterpass masterpass story but like the renowned medium bracket. So you're up. Means estimate has a new who just play back game. There are a lot of means. A lot of things said that i didn't fully understand the union standards to i can clear. Sign that time we don't we don't talk about ourselves enough. That's what people i know. You definitely don't want to do that. And then the other idea. I had was Like a mascot bracket man. So i know that some people like will choose their march madness brackets based on like the mascot and like. I'm pretty sure call in latchford. Have to mention call. Lateral road on every podcast. I'm on yes has like conversations constantly with like who would win in a fight between these two thirty two fans idea. Jenning done that we've done well. Oh yeah i have which basket winter fight for all four. Major american sports podcast. Yes i am also looking up other. Uk shows that have been remade in the us. Jason those basically every reality concept has been you know brought over as far as scripted shows. I don't know if there's a ton that have really popped in the. Us cup was a british remake. Yeah oh coupling. My wife watched that house of cards. One of your favorites akiva. I didn't know that they that was originally british. Yeah every reality. Tv series including love island. Brian yeah know there's another show So it's all in the family. The rope irs Yeah which for. Three's company yeah yeah Brand for me. I might have an ideal. Yes okay shannon i. It's not my idea was idea. He told me to say okay. Okay when you were doing your during the rewatching democracy mock. You're doing a different show. Every week and i swore yes and a few people recommended maybe top model and i said hey utah. Model that i'd be on that podcast like by credentials on that. I used to watch it. And then like i was on it for a couple of weeks not a lot but like longer than what was on all star so i think he counts. And that's like my. That's my bar of he. He was like well. I didn't do very well either. It's fine and he said that if it doesn't come up so the rewatch maybe it would be or not by the. I don't know a lot of batteries in episode seven of america's next top model. Sure i mean maybe akiva. Did you ever watch word your season. Shannon know your season of australia's. It's okay to watch grand america's. Yes never watched my season that i was daily on ever. My husband's not a lot of watch it and you never has never will. No one's allowed to watch it by. If you wanna watch just made it that much more interesting to everyone by a random episode. I could give some insights having slightly been on it and if something people are in hearing about i shot. Looks like from november. Third two thousand four. Do we are we interested in seasons. Ripped seven america's next top model here. The thing with the reality shows that we really haven't done. I think other than survivor. Any reality shows like sliding into season three upset seven is there's so much context you're missing. Let's models but maybe it works with as we call it in the business. tm yeah it's not a bad idea. I'm no longer the episode for us. Make sure that it's interesting. Yeah you know. I'm on the america's next top model sub reddit. That episode is a great one to a to watch. Maybe there's a different episode where he wanted like it. I came up with it. And if you don't mean it got. I'm sure i've seen it episode at times. But i don't know if there's going to be if it's gonna be particularly fun or funny to go back and rewatch in america's next people get voted off the show tyra banks catchphrase and she'd know this because i got voted out of it. No she says. I've photos in my hand But i don't know only yea hell the name you're limited girl. She will pack her bags. And gonna say kind of drivers spoken. This talks to the contestant after she reveals who staying usually i feel. Oh yeah and says like we're like the this actually made me think of another bracket idea. Yes what about. The television host bracket people reality. I feel like we're on you kid key to reality. Tv but you can include game shows. Do we have enough thirty two to get to you. Feel it would also be very hard for trebek's not to win like posthumous victory. Sometimes there's brackets where it's like. You know you go in knowing anyway. And it's like the journey not the destination right though they say i don't know that's true like a game show host side like a talk show host side you could have like the reality like whatever section and then like the game yeah would be using jeff. Drope says a game show host or his Talk reality tv. You put him in the reality tv. Whatever section. what if akiva for some of these like that. Aren't maybe a full podcasts. Could we sort of like a sanction like somebody's like if somebody makes a bracket could we sanction them and then like have like People submit their brackets and then review them. Have you done a bracket bracket yes. I think we did a bracket of bracket we were going to handle iraq. But what if we now after this episode last year was a bracket bracket where we also. You'll be able to go back and do a bracket of all the brackets you've done true. Yes that's our goal. What would you think about like if we did an episode where like people sent in their brackets and we review and we review them. I guess it's it's a little bit sort of like the thirty two fans episode where you in chester got lists from people and then you read it you disarming if they were good or bad lists So it'd be like oh lookie here. He's got a pat save. Jack shocking alex rebecca in the quarterfinals of the best best tv host. Brad might be a way to get through a bunch of brackets quickly. That's not a bad idea. But even you guys reviewing brackets exactly what we're doing right now. We didn't get the complete bracket we know who the we'd be renting reviewing the bracket itself and then their choices within the is not people sent us a new brackets. Oh like wow. This guy got like oranges. Pears that's insane bracket is bracket is rubbish. Rubbish will start using the word rubbish lot more. That's for sure. Sounds all right. Just a thought all right. So anything else mega akiva do people still send us in ideas. Yeah we have. We have tons of stuff but i figured we have. We have six guests here. I figured let them do them. This week cat rob his website. dot com. People can write in and send us ideas. Yeah i'll pass plus my suggestion over to the take one from the mail bag. Let's get. I'll give my time up to the mail bag here. Yes there's one evening back. Rub the brunette bot just tweeted. Hello you ru hashtag sixty nine. The juic- reunion podcast seems legit after the drama. From last week boy. That's an app that up for update for today mentions run apple. Who will give us an idea all right so i'm back to my idea so here okay so i feel like there's gotta be some kind of way. We can get some kind of freaky friday title. Like i don't know what it is. There's i saw this person in the run-up read it of course as as one does and there's a couple of suggestions directions. Some people have talked about you watching the movie and talking about it. There was a suggestion which was interesting. Where one of you watch the old one and what have you watched. Lindsay lohan one. And then you both come in not knowing the other movie and then discuss it and see what the differences were and then of course. There's the it's like the pod swap type of thing where you can you know. Bring someone like freaky friday into someone else's show that's the thing can do. I also like this idea. That i kind of have where you kind of blind date each other. Where you you set each other up with a co host. But they won't know until they come into the stream yard or the call that day and see what happens there. I'm a big blind item. Surprise type guy so any of these things kind of piqued my interest. Yeah there's a lot there. There's a lot to talk about kiva first off of freaky friday old versus new any interest. There you have like the end of the two of us each watching one movie and then filling in the other one on the moving you have. You have sort of bit into that idea before. Yeah is that interesting for the listeners. I think so a third person. There that's like seen both could sorta help us out or now it could be i. If i'm listening to that podcast. Am i sort of like. Oh rob rob watch the lindsay lohan. Freak lindsay lohan. We gotta hear this so we could do it. I don't know if there's enough like excitement. Their old versus new versus the hor- one new horror take on it that recent. Aw months watch the you no. I think you're right. It was like a guy like a killer and then like the girls bodies with him. Yeah yeah it was. Vince vaughn and another. Yeah i think. I said i would. I would have watched that. But i don't know a too scary for kiva but then pujols idea of of then if it was where we're coming in and like a blind date podcasts. 'cause i forget exactly which episode of podcast i was on but i was just thinking about this like what if the kiva like we came in. It's sort of like a cooking show where we didn't know what we were walking into. But it's just like these are the guests and then make make a podcast at out of this so that so someone apulia type is planning the podcast and we're just showing up. And what are we doing. Exactly how would it work like we just like bloom is there. And then mike. Do we know what to do. We're just guessing out like so. Yes no no it's different. It's different but i had. I had this work. Yeah where robin. Keep your task for that week. Are you each. Pick the person for the other person to be guesting with to be on the podcast with and then you can on the side pick two people who believe can capture the essence of ren app by giving you an idea to talk about are used for that episode. And they'll give it to the they'll give it to the guest who's going to be on with you. It's going to complicate another talking about it. But i think there's something here that And then we kind of did this with the flintstone season three episode seven. Where we both did. Like i- podcast with david ryan. Akiva podcast with the mirror and with the queen class and we. I feel like the show is supposed to be us together. And i wasn't were yet. People want more. We like walmart game of like. Here's here's the guests and the topic today is like it's thrown out from the audience. I do like. I do sort of like the idea of and you could do you. Could you could You man man that if you want to your short justice like what. If it's like robin i come in. We don't know what the episode is that that week. And you're sort of We're just going on the fly. Where being thrown into it. We don't who the guest is. We're just showing up and we're we're podcasting. I really liked a lovely. Yeah that's because. I think i think especially if if i would love to be there as like the silent. One i just. I'm not are taking. I'm not taking time away from anybody. And if you've each blind gated each other with one surprise guest for each other. And then i have the submitted suggestions for the topics from the audience. I can just hold one out of the bowl and pass it to you as we go live. Date is almost different idea. Where you're like. You're the blind date you're setting day. You're like you're like the chefs. We're walking into the kitchen. We don't know what's going to be there to cook the meal It's like gradients are okay. Yeah and then we get the guest. Drop 'em slain yard. What have we have to watch five movies though. Do we pause the podcast and watching. He's it'll be something that you can do that and they're like you said with the improv. You don't have to do anything else for the late night shows how get like. I don't have to think jimmy fallon or jimmy kimmel. One of jimmy's according to to jimmy. You talk about that you. You have like a christina. And then they get. Life of song comes up randomly and then like a style of singing. It and that comes randomly and then the athlete could them together. You could get a guest. Comes up randomly like topic. And you just have to make a five minute. Podcast out of that and then just like cycle through them. Yeah that's fun okay. Yeah i think this is missing on fish sticks with like mike bloom and then like yours thin and it's like all right you have to yellow. 'bout according to jim for ten minutes robin mckeever blindfolded or raw. Robin akiva improvised podcast. Robin keyboard and dot dot dot. Yes all right. I don't know if we nailed the name. But i do like the We'll keep on one more mail bag and then we'll get to the wheels spin. Does anybody else maggie shannon. Maybe not like having listen every second of all one hundred twenty episodes. You have a season three episode seven. We have a couple of spots on the wheel but bag of ideas. Can i just ask because at this point where it's like. I've been listening to this podcast along that i'm like i don't know if this has been talked about or if i made it like that sometimes to have you guys talked about doing season. Three episode seven of cheaters like that. I'm a big cheaters. I yeah maggie. Are you a cheaters watcher. I feel like that would be up your alley eaters. Joe fake or is it real now. Yeah couple of years first season three episode seven. Let's look cheaters first. Let's just talk this. I would love to do Cheaters in the three episode seven. Or if there's like a best of episode. Yeah the one with the guy in the rubber suit. That's the one the guy in the rubber suit do you. Are you familiar with this show. Not at all okay. Let's let me tell you the premise of cheaters. And i used to watch it even a very long time ago. Like he's still watching eastern means but yeah i used to watch it when it was it would be on like after snl. I feel like or maybe like after showtime at the apollo like it'd be on like super late on the weekend and every episode is exactly the same that there is a person who is suspecting. Is this spouse or boyfriend girlfriend situation. Yeah yeah either. One person is suspicious that their partner is cheating and so she they they enlist cheaters to come and check and then after that cheaters does like they have like a bunch of spy equipment. They trail the the accused cheating spouse partner on their day to day life. I and then without a doubt one hundred percent of the time the cheaters crew finds out that they are cheating and then they come back. The best part of the show is that the hosts comes back with like the incriminating evidence. Want to watch this video right now. That the kyoto. We have found your spouse and this is this might be unsettling for you to watch and we have this video of them. they are outdoors. They never never. They never ever or having kissing in a house. they're always outside looking lookout. Knock on their most helpful. Yes yes and then always from there. It's like so we can tell you that right now. They're together if you want to go and see what they are doing and you want to confront them if you if you feel up to it and then they all and they always go and they always log it. Never time your student loans like. It's yes it's every episode and there's like three stories every episode every single one is exactly the same. There's never been in. Have time to sit down at the camera ready. Yes show them the video and then go to the place where the been an episode actually turns out that your spouse was cheating on you. It's actually your good stories client about. If it's not season three upset seven the one that mackey is just. Yeah we could just call robin icky burn cheaters bridge sleepy seven or you can just pick a random episode. I'm trying to yes. We will have an expert. Tell us which one to watch. Maggie's already already pointing us in the right direction. I feel like i want. I want to take a look at a few i. It's possibly like one. Well i don't know if you need to do just one episode but you could like you could be talking about the whole series like even just like the hosts themselves have like so much to them. There's so much story there. The narrative of the show is the best part. Where like shooters. investigators. Yeah i think in the early going joey greco the one of the got stabbed in an alternate altercation. No fake it's real. I don't know it's between somewhere between for cheating kind of. Yeah but it's it's it's great. It's great let's let's watch. I'm okay. I don't think it should be on the fishbowl. I think it should be able to wheel. You're saying it's okay all right. Let's do that. We'll figure out exactly the format okay. It's not eligible for next week. Okay all right good. I think we accomplished our goal here. Today let's talk about the wheel right. These yes was there. Anything that maggie where you jumping in with something else. Wires just say i really like the television series. Nineteen kids and counting. I don't know if you've ever done a deep dive on. Doug no i would love love to come on and talk with you robin akiva about the judge because i have so much his it's not on. Hgtv by any chances it it is not. It's on tlc learning chin. Yeah okay all right. For down the road to get into doug myers even that like in bachelor territory of like. Do we wanna touch with ten food. Old what they are scandalous. There's there's yeah there's a big one which we can talk about. yeah not. She cleans one of his. Our is so many of them like okay. All right. let's go. It's on the wheel right now because The wheel is thick as per usual. Now it's even wheel-jam okay upright saying it me maggie three seven dick. Caesar episodes seven. We've got a fishbowl filled with ping pong balls. We had the coin flip the coin flip bracket now. Did we decide that last week. No we didn't we didn't we didn't really get we stay idea all right. The crappy movie diaper got it back from cake. Baby people's choice prices right. You are a shark week. You are shark. Week is still out there. Spin offs are trash sequel mechanism. Hdtv shows are trash. Starch robin get tracked. Podcast power our sex and a high school musical guests choice. Boy that would be a wild one. If it was guests. While i have a feeling i know who will control the control. The vote shannon. Shannon's gonna you know. Okay sorry sexy. Yes the core core four. Yes you except for the city ladies right that got put out in the among us mailbag tv spots for getting enforced spots for the stand tournament. Okay all right. So let's save the settings here and let's get a load of the wheel as of right now. Akiva next week will be episode. One two three of rob mcewen podcast so episode. One twenty three coming up next week. All right all right here. We go jam packed. We all Let's see what's coming up next time on robben akiva nita podcast bracket season. Be starting all right. I will tell you that. It is one of our two tournaments. It is like right on the line. But one of the tournament's has one and we will get season next week with the stand tournaments. Keep you happy. I think that was probably my number. One choice okay. Great okay there you go. We have so many super fans of things rob that. I don't know if we should do. Eight or sixteen or thirty two or sixty four hundred twenty five twelve any of them. I don't know like where we should up. Are the people going to be live or are we are we. Are we reading reading their application. I think they have to be live by one of the crazy ideas. Had this week. Because i think about this show something when i'm not rather than think i you know i think about the show all week but i'm always prepping in preparing stuff One of things. I thought is what if this was a two week episode. Where next week. We pick the eight or sixteen. I won't go harder than that Stands that we want to he just based on the topics who we want to hear from and then the following week we have them all on and we have and then we have the bracket okay. Well we have a focus. Group here So would that be a interesting way to do this of next week. We go through the list of who we want on the podcast. And then we have the stands a with us for partout. I mean you're getting two weeks. Yeah the price of one wheel spin out there like. That's a good spot right. No people don't want two weeks. I think this kiva. Let's why don't you and i do the like well. Let's go through it earlier in the week. Like the schmuck episode. And then picking yeah. Let's do the selection show. We'll go through it. And then i let's invite like the the final four and then we should have. I think we should have eight. Eight five our podcast. At the point we go. We are going through everything. And then we're gonna. We're gonna talk to eight people. I you're saying now i see your vision. Okay i'm with you yeah. Let's talk on thursday more like wednesday morning or something like that and let's let's go through the applications and pick our final four perfect. I think i think that Actually make sense so it's a but it's a one week show. It's a one week. Shell does that make it. Not fact bracket or is that make it a little bit different than the tv theme song bracket i think it's still bracket we can put them in a bracket for like i could put him back or forty or even like to start. We could have them in a bracket so okay we can have them in a bracket and then one person from each regional is that want to do you get to sixteen. We'll favorite sixteen. We'll bracket okay. All right let me go to everybody else here and see if keith is connection improves for the end of the show. All right What a great panel today. What a great match game It's so much fun maggie. Where can people keep up with you. Yeah well you can listen to me on this station. Island recap podcast. I listen to episode two last night. And i didn't watch the show. You and kirsten. We're great and sasha was on fire. Thank you arrive. That's so nice to say yeah. My mom really loved it and we talk about her you know. Akiva merrill ever consider going to temptation island with you. The tempting other tempters day have temperatures. Who try to lure you away from your relationships attest to test your relationship shannon. Lean then suddenly interest. I'll send you the link between and like i was interested. I leaned in like that sounds really screwed up men. And somehow they convinced four couples to go there and Touch their relationship getting paid to do this. Not that much this. There are people that think that they get to cheat on their on their significant others and not have consequences under the guise of an experiment. That people should maybe take a long hard look at their elections later. Appear on the podcast. Tv based test of your relationship one partner asked the other. Hey do you think we should go on temptation island and that's the test. If one person said that that's it break up that's it. You don't have to actually go. Somebody's suggests it. That's it okay. Luckily we had for couples agree. Because we got this massive a television show. It's a great time. So i get check us out there but you can find me on twitter at underscore amount morgan or an instagram. A morgan underscore. How about you were costing saliva. During the off season. Mike lumina doing survivor. South africa season five with the seven years ago. We do to episodes every week nearing the end of it. We're like two thirds of the way through. We've been having such a good time with that just getting back into the regular survival. Recap schedule before spider. South africa comes back. June third or be the first of either break the off seasons. Who are really excited about that. I'm doing some game theory stuff every so often. Latest one was right. Yes exactly have to strategize absolutely everything right. That's the way to live so tara. Tonight's talked about the kind of the anatomy of the flip in history which was the first to on the anatomy of the match game breakdown and doing at believe me. It depends how long the off season goes on. How many ideas. I run out of probably get there eventually. Earning onto shannon. Tara things about things to milady me. Why this works out the we over. Think it so we. We work well. There is a pair but there'll be more coming there. It's all an international survivor. Half outs feed. You can fall in the at shannon gates on twitter and instagram. and i guess clubhouse but i'm not there a lot unless rav is tricking me into it you into clubhouse against your will well okay the first one it was like roth. Essential invite announced all right but then again a taste. Muting like essentially the code. Where i was not luke. Maye so that one you put the pressure on the second one i accidentally clicked and then was in a forty minute. Conversation with. kelly wentworth on me. That wasn't you doesn't sound too bad yet. I was on deadline. And i missed the deadline but it was still great problems though clubhouses a lot you can follow me always places and check out the stuff but thank you so much for having me. I've learnt so much okay Singlehandedly helped stephen fish back win the game today so yes is the first time stephen is one anything right. I'm sure what else does he. S a much needed victory for stephen. All right how about you know you. And i will be back together on monday. Talking about this wild season of ninety day fiance. that's right. The season fun keeps going with ninety day and we will both be involved with it once more. I'm very excited for that. No cameos next episode. But it doesn't matter because honestly the drama will carry us through no matter what Then obviously big brother canada's you know coming upon us real soon by roseanne we're like four or five days away so i'm sure i'll get to talk all all about that. At some point and then march ten is the premiere of the masked singer season five which means myself and a great partner and everything. Liana boris will be together once again. As if we're not all the time to talk about this season of the masked singer that's going to be exciting as well then on top of all that. If you're not getting enough we'll be doing more activities over on my twitch stream which dot tv slash puja ism we somehow got the the new hotness column more on the play among us with us this next time so if that if that made sense to you you're obviously falling big brother candidate news. It's fun times all round and on twitter at if you're trying to find much we okay all right and then jenny. We got to talk about survivor musical performances on friday time. Yes yes somebody scream. What else is going on for jenny so for something to promote. Guess what are you doing the well. We mentioned at the old well. I mean that was a free idea. I think i might snipe out for my team but So on monday. Apm make bloom. Tearing armstrong and liana. Boris and i will be doing. The bbb can't think tank joe emissions. Mike hosted a tweet. I retweeted it if you want to follow me at jenny autumn on twitter with a survey link to give your twist ideas and we will discuss them on monday at eight. Come and then other than that. I'm Think phil and i have a stream plan for next friday. Don't have time planned yet but some is this idea. We've had bruin for a little while. So we might be doing. Not friday so sure. Aloe my twitch which is also johnny autumn twitch dot tv slash autumn jenny autumn everywhere so Follow me if you want and hopefully there'll be some good stuff coming. Okay all right then jason. Your idea is not coming up next week but hopefully soon and hopefully it keeps fifteen ideas only like ten fifteen coincidentally had to do with penises. So you know you have to wait till you get to my episode of that. Yes yes one episode number one thirty eight. I feel like we're gonna wheel-jam. Dr mike back on or are we gonna win. Say for one not only thirty thirty eight. He's he's only about fifteen away. We'll have dr mike back okay. All right if he's available. Okay jason. where can people keep up with you. I'm on twitter at j. a. y. r. One zero eight five Hit me up on. Just about ran has links with jason to the podcast fixed hands up. That's what you must do. I need i need a has. Pr firm to fix us read baby. I looked up stuck with read. All that stuff is all is all taken jordan about copyright issues for read. Maybe ingred baby might be free. Okay all right then aright jason. We'll talk to you. Hopefully soon hopefully take his a finger off the veto. I feel like it will just do it again. Just to just investors bank. Okay all right and then bryan skelly now. It'd be funny moment. Veto it again really wanna do. By the way it's a i'd say it's like near the top of the list of house. I wanna do funny if i do it myself right. Yeah right back. Three baby is actually not available. I mean somebody's squatting on it brian. All right yes so. I am on twitter at brian. underscore scali Be talking there and everywhere. You know elsewhere about big brother canada as well as if you're already listening to the challenge wrap up and want even more content over on the dominant colin podcast network Myself and matt matla on your comment about. Yeah exactly. Spongebob matt talking about this season of the challenge. We're about halfway through. But they just confirmed challenge stars coming to paramount plus with all of the people from way back in the day. Even if you stop watching Probably unfamiliar faces. They're so we'll be talking about that also. I'm sure yeah. How many people are on the old school challenge. Believe it's twenty two. Oh my god yeah. It's a big one and there are some like treselle. One of the biggest names out there. You know beth and mark long all those names that were on the helmet who. I haven't seen the whole roster. We'll have to get you that list. It's a good one all right. I wouldn't want to check that out. Okay all right and then rob yes. Okay what are you going on jodi. We started season. Two naomi calhoun this week. People realize that episode. We also thirty two fans because we the presidential basketball draft pick which presidents would be good at basketball listener tate renzenbrink. Yes made a nba two k. Game with all the president's as players and announced it and people really really liked it. It was very funny. There's a shocking moment in there that that was a fun time. Yes okay all right. I hope that you and i in chester call another baseball game before the baseball season starts on clubhouse. We're going to every game on a mets anger on foot without the without the license. Permission of major league baseball would anything could fly and clubhouse Yeah all right all right. Great job akiva. Thank you so much for listening to a podcast. Can we come back next week. 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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #66: Are You Smarter than a 6th Grader?

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #66: Are You Smarter than a 6th Grader?

"WHOA WE WE KHIVA Needle Orion Robin Akiva need a podcast episode number sixty sixty six and here? We are appropriately episode sixty six and we will talk about if Robin Akiva are smarter than a a sixth grader. Here in this episode. But first let me welcome in the man who is the CO founder of Robert Akiva Anita podcast the CO founder of the thirty two fans podcasts. And a man who has received so much sympathy online this this week Mr Akiba Winokur winokur. How are you? I'm great. I'm still a little shook up about this whole royal family split. I guess Adam Fuss yes AKIVA. I have a lot that I wanNA talk about with the reaction to the sleepover podcast It was a lot of people are not usually this nice to me and it mcgann comfortable. Akiva I was always okay. I mean if it wasn't okay we wouldn't have aired it right. I was one hundred percent. Fine with it airing and you know I just wanted people to celebrate. How great of a job Lindsey did yes well? Lindsey did an incredible job but I I was inundated with feedback of how could how could a bunch of people that are a keys. Friends be so mean to to a Kiva. I don't think that was really the vibe in the room. Vibert I think people are like I was mostly mean to myself I think I think that that was chester. Was Mean to me. I think there was a lot of self inflicted wounds and I I can't I was starting to write out a number of tweets that people and I just stopped. Waylay what am I doing. I'M NOT GONNA argue with people on twitter but I was felt very much that like how could you. How could you do this to Akiva? You're supposed to be his friend. And you were a part of a group of people people bullying and making fun of Kiva. Yeah you should just drop the The audio from the thing. Yes I think we need the unredacted version. Uh of the PODCAST. Go Out this rob if if we get you know that. was you know as positive feedback for an episode. That we've we've szekely. Ah Yes if if someone gets any media coverage any sort of mainstream media coverage for that episode then they could be the Martin Shkreli with the Wu. Tang album of the of the sleepover podcast. podcast audio what do you mean what do you mean Marsk rally. I don't know that story. I know that he owns the one copy of the Tang Liulichang aluminium you'd like threatens blow the widow and stuff like that yes but what are you saying. I'm saying if they got any sort of coverage like the AV club or vulture somebody. Right something about the sleepover podcast. And how great it was the person who got the PR they can have the audio and do with it as they please. They can use it online they could hoard. What do you think about that? That's fine that's all I'm saying is I think you got a good at it. On the sleepover. PODCAST oral history. Right you you're saying I should fear the the the main audio coming out because I think the real story is a Kiva dazzling a room full of people like hey let me tell you something else. I don't know how to deal. I listen. History is written by the editors and it was not like what you can't do this. You idiot yeah no people or no one was. That was not what really happened now. Okay all right. Let's Segue into episode number sixty six because this is an episode the has been on the wheel for awhile. There's a lot of hype. Are Robin Akiva smarter than a sixth grader. And let's let's bring in in the sixth grader that we're going to talk today. I'm very excited for Redknapp nation to get the chance to meet this young woman who who is no stranger to fans of the thirty two fans podcast where she appeared to be a Seinfeld Trivia Contested champion. I think there's a little bit of a debate. They asterisk asterisk and then also that she is was mentioned a lot. In the the SL infield post show recap. Please welcome in the great. Mattie is here Matt how're you. Yes mattie were so excited to have you here making your Robin Akiva Nita. podcast debut to take on myself and Winokur in a battle of Trivia. Are you ready okay. Mattie will let's also bring in the woman who is going to be the the host of Nikki smarter than a sixth grader. Please welcome back the great as frail. Mary Merrick Caskey's here. Mary how are you. I'm doing great today. It's it's just a nice Thursday over here for me so any chance that I can get to talk to you guys and talk to anyone on a podcast. I without Kristen McKenna's is always a nice surprise. Yes well second podcast this week without came back. Yeah well she was in the in the chat hat monitoring always watching. Yes and so I. I won't reveal her level of patronage. Maybe she's listening in on this phone call right now. That would ought to be to be fair like I. I don't think there's if people don't McGinnis Frequent guests this podcast and is a co host of another podcast with frail married Mary. They've both been on this show together. But she's the one who's asked its house cast G. Kirsten is the one who suggested Mary so. I don't think there's any any beef there. No it's okay then okay all right so matty that. I'm very excited for our listeners. To get to know you a little bit of course that I'm curious to know how. How did you end up coming into contact with the world of Robin Kiva? While my mom's been yes tinted podcast for on time and I extend failed so I saw signed for podcasts. In and I saw the new podcast when this came out. Okay so you are a Seinfeld superfan. You know everything about Seinfeld correct war okay Akiva. Can you come up with any sort sort of like a quick pop quiz for Matty just to demonstrate her level of Seinfeld knowledge. Do you really put me on the spot there. Okay how about Eh. Mattie could you name a how many of the fake movies that appeared on the TV show Seinfeld. Do you think you could name off. The top of your head okay. See Stack Young Jess deathblow absolutely Okay to is is pretty good Mattie who invaded Spain in the eighth century. Yeah yeah well here. The Moore's I card says mooks Cart says Mos I for the record to fake Seinfeld. Movies is more than in any other sixth grader in the entire world would be able to name. So that's quite the accomplishment and so matty knows everything about Seinfeld and and then that do you listen. Do you listen to the podcast with your mom. I started as into it with my mom and then I saw you into it by myself. Okay and you even now continue to listen to Robin Akiva need a podcast okay. What do you like better? Do you like Robin Akina. PODCAST or the Seinfeld podcast better. Okay all right. Well you think about that in a Mattie was out in Minnesota with us for the big a couple of day trip this summer for a mini Ren apple as many. Were you at the live. Show that AKIVA did okay and the ice cream tormenting Zad. Yes I re. I remember the famously. Her grandfather it got a banana split after the ice-cream tournament. Yes did you listen to the oral. History of the sleepover podcast last week. Did you feel bad for a Kiva. Okay do you WanNa do you WanNa yell at me or any of the other people that were in the room for that day. No okay you understand you sleepovers you know how it goes actually. She should've told us. Yeah that'd been weird if we invited Mattie to the to the sleepover but we're mattie where should we since since you came with us last summer to Minnesota what's your vote for where Robin Akiba should go this summer. What city so you didn't have to travel That would be an easy one Yeah I vote for that too. I second okay okay. Not so sure and then matty. What's your favorite episode of Robin Akiva? Nita podcast keyboard was in ward of Harry Potter. Okay good okay all right. What was the worst episode of Rob? Makita podcast Paulina. Yes we'll minute. So movies four. Yeah I to shut up Tim podcast. You just mentioned okay all right Mattie do you watch riverdale well okay all right. If you don't start if you start then you should check cout. Mary's PODCASTS. Okay and now and you don't watch survivors. Do you do okay. Did you start because of the listening to this podcast. I saw watching survive with my mom. There I saw your name to the Juan dos and the and the The note okay all right. Are you nervous about this today. Okay don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. We're going to have fun no matter what that you are in school. Will you are practicing learning all this stuff that Akiva in me that we haven't been in school in a long time so we probably forgot on most of the stuff. So don't be nervous. Do you think any of your friends will listen to this podcast. Probably not. Don't tell okay anything you want to set up No I don't know the rules. I'd let's have free America men and explain to US exactly what we're GONNA do today. Awesome yes so we are going to be doing a sort of jeopardy style tournament here between the three of you it. It is true that Robin Akiva will be on the same team however they are not going to get to work together to answer the questions. So you'll still be answering questions individually and Dan taking turns with that and there are five different categories we have here geographies social studies math science English or literature. And the grab bag or as. I'm calling it the lunch box of sort of random others will related Clinton's Austin you guys in this chat. Those are the categories And Math Rob Science. I mean it's story checks out I I feel like I don't know if you know this but math is one of the primary subject learnt. I'm a former teacher Mary. Of course I knew that I was an English teacher. The bureau surprise so there are have here six questions for each of the categories and you will take turns going back and forth answering these questions but you will get to choose the category for your opponent. Matty gets to pick Robin Keita's categories and end at vice versa. The questions one through six are worth different number points based on the difficulty one will be easiest six being the most difficult so okay. We're we'RE GONNA go with one hundred thirty six hundred a couple of quick questions okay. Mary did you make real questions or did you make up ridiculous questions like when you. You hosted this week in survivor history. Earlier this fall. That doesn't sound anything like something I would do. Okay no these are these are real questions. Juliet. Who suggested this podcast sent me? Most of the questions and I added a couple just for a little bit of variety there or to even out the categories. But they are all questions either from Julia or from I asked my sister my mom who are both elementary or middle. School Teacher So they gave me some more questions. They said are typical for the standards of learning. So they should hopefully be They should hopefully be on par with something that ideally Mattie with no okay and then did you secretly give the answers to Mattie because then that would be fun for the podcast listeners if matty gets every question right and you know I get all the questions wrong. Yeah yeah of course okay because aw I only ask that because that actually happened to me that I was on the survivor after show several years ago and then and they brought out a young man to low. Let's see if this young man is smarter than ROB at Questions about survivor and poverty was reading the questions. Everyone's having a like a big laugh that the kid was getting the answers right before poverty even finished the question and that was the the gag then so I am a little bit. Louis is going to happen again today. That hopefully will not happen. Hopefully hopefully we'll still win though. That's I mean that's where my money's what you rooting for Mattie Yeah. He didn't say that I had to be a impartial. Came with the territory. I Dunno the person was was wait. Hold on we need stakes. I think rob yes. Okay the IRA five something that I wanted to. I thought about this. Okay Akiva AKIVA. If we lose we should have to watch cats anyway and it's not even the subject of the podcast we just have to then and then talk about it on the mailbag next week okay. So next week's mailbag is cats. If we lose yeah that's fine but if matty loses than wishing the punishment also okay the hold on. Do you accept that punishment that would you want a key to watch the movie cats. Okay talk about on the pockets. You listen to that or did you see that movie now okay. Do you want to see the movie now. All all of the good press they do other better punishment for Akiva and myself now. Okay all right I would say Mattia watch scam. I don't think that's age appropriate. I'm trying to think what's like age appropriate matty can do Matty do you have any ideas of what you could do. If you lose now How about do you listen to the thirty two fans podcast? Now that that should be the punishment for matty that she has to listen to five thirty fans. Let's give her one about Chester talking about music that the Patriot episode ornament an Alpha. You have to listen to the flag episode of Chester and the world's biggest flag expert ranking every play and borrow more. Yeah I need. I need at least like a twitter. DM Book Report. Okay okay all right. Mattie what was your mom's uh-huh reaction to you being on the podcast with us. She excited or she nervous nervous. She's nervous is she nervous. That you're gonNA loser she nervous that Akiva or mere is GonNa say something inappropriate. I think she'd no longer that us. Okay no that she's confident. Okay I mean. She should be rooting for us. I think technically yeah look. She's not a fan of matty's podcast Of Man Matty. If you had a podcast what would it be about fine tale. That's a good idea. If you we'll have it this rob matty has a podcast. That doesn't have to be the name and none of your friends have watched Seinfeld before right. You've told us that war. So what if every week of a new kid from school watching episode of Seinfeld with you you podcast. It's called like eleven year olds watching Seinfeld. It'll be the number one podcast so I think there's no Seinfeld podcasts. Out The right now. We retired so the other one. The markets open. It's GONNA come back on Netflix It's not a bad idea. I mean and there's no podcasts. Where kids are watching watching Seinfeld? Absolutely I think this is a winner. You should you should do this. Mattie okay okay kids watching Seinfeld all right. Maybe we'll help you get that off. It coulda youtube also so you could. It could be a youtube series. Because that's really what the kids are. Kick Talk Mattie Man. You want to talk okay Mary. You won't talk. I know I am not. I wasn't even on vine. I've really missed the key. I think we still need to get on Tick Tock I've been scrolling scrolling through some tic TACs Yeah we were someone who's supposed to come on. Explain it to us and we were GONNA do some tick tock of what happened to it. Okay all right. I hope that happens all right so mary. How do we get this show on the road? Okay so Apparently the chat I sent. You didn't work but I iffy view have trouble remembering the categories. Just asked me but it's your four standard subjects of social studies math science and English and then grab bag there will also be a bonus spelling round. That happens a in the middle of the tournament here so we will get to of that. And that's that's going to be. That would be the part that I would lose on. I'm a horrible Speller. I think these other questions I would hopefully have been able to get but okay Robinson Robinson thought yes. This is zero upside game for us even if we win in a row they were beating a sixth grader. And if we lose or we win but like we we misspell easy words. Like what's the upside here we're going to. This is going to be bad. Well the upside is that. Hopefully we get good podcast. Oh no for sure. But in terms of You know the actual game component. I like we can only we can only embarrass ourselves. I feel like probably probably but at least if it's enjoyable for the listeners then and that's the upside that's pretty much the same thing I used to tell my parents when they would beat me video games when I was like five or six. What is the upside here you got you beat me the job? Just let me win builds confidence. Okay Your Dad know frail. Mary that that his job has been made world famous by Robin. The podcast Yeah he knows. And he's He's in full support of that. He says once you get him his movie deal he is no he knows someone have made it. Okay okay keep promoting Madij jog alert is now okay that that's that's frail frail. Mary's Dad that he is a record holding jog. Alling Juggler or jogging juggler. Yes yeah it's it's it's incredible All right so to kick this off. We're going to figure out. which team goes I and I think the most fair way to to do this is Robin Kiva? You can go first if you can guess the name of Maddy's cat. Oh what what they human now. I don't know the answer to this question. So did you have a cab hat. Yes okay. What's the cat's name? Quick says Princess. That was seinfeld named Matty. Okay Ma'am House. I okay all right so matty goes first and To start this offense and she got the ability to go to. She can actually pick her first category just to get an idea. We're here so matty. Which category would you take The grab-bag grab bag rate. And then so. These are organized raised one through six in terms of difficulty. What do you want to start out with two perfect awesome okay? This is a sort of pop culture current events question so matty in the show Fuller House what is Dj's profession a veterinarian that is correct so well rob did you know no well. That's unfortunate. Apparently you did not also also ask Maddie's mom what things she's interested in so okay Akiva. I'm starting to feel like in here. Yeah Yeah I met. Greg might be the category. You guys want to stay away from but don't get to pick your category so matty it you you get to pick which category they have and rob has already expressed in previous podcasts that he hates geography but geography awesome. Okay and and I guess let's say. Do we want to have who we want to have picked the difficulty level. Do you guys don't want to keep that for yourself I. I don't think you should just go in order honestly with the difficulty so it doesn't get confusing. Oh well that's up to rob. Yeah I think that's going to be a little hard to follow on in front of me. I don't even have anything in front of you. We don't need to go like jeopardy James Style of bouncing all over the board probably watching that by the way now I have I'm sure I would like it but you know I got all share enough all right well then for the first question here for Rob The ancient Egyptian writing system was called. What hieroglyphics all right? That's correct okay. Go one point for Rob Aright Well I guess you guys your scores can go together. Okay so Robin Akiva you can pick the category for matty now. Okay you want to go with Let's go with the Science Science Elliott's sure okay. Mattie what is nicknamed the powerhouse of the cell. I don't know we'll see now. You need to get on top of your means. Then this is once you learn this. You'll remember this forever. Robin Kiva do you guys know the answer to Kondracke Haddock Andrea. Yeah Yeah not is what. It's a complicated question. But once you learn that you will always remember the mighty Andrea is power hassle to sell. Okay we'll steal you'll appoint right now no stealing just curious to know if you were on top of that. Okay are as a matter you can pick their category math. Okay Okay Great. So Rob if you have fifty ping pong balls in your fishbowl and twenty percent of the balls yellow. How many balls are yellow? All right. So Fifty Roberts Fifty Fifty balls in his in his fishbowl And then what's the question. Twenty percent are yellow. Yes okay so then ten ten balls or yellow yes Grachev Akiva. Okay and what do you guys want to do more science. I'm trying to win. I don't WanNa Watch. I think that Akiva is scared of cats. I might be like a e type thing. That Areso might be spooky. I don't know like they say like some of the cats people like they take off their clothes and they're wearing more cat costumes and I don't know it. It seems like I'm not going to be able to follow it also The problem is cats when it's generally done it's people dressed up like these anthropomorphic cats but then they shrunk down for the movie okay and so they're not real size there the size of cats which is also just bizarre let's off-putting okay. All Right Mattie it so your question is predicting what will happen in. A science experiment is called what hypothesis. Yes Oh okay okay. Subtract on his ipod thisiis in thesis the same thing inner science. It's going to be called a hypothesis assists at the sixth grade level. which is what we're going with okay? I would've said thesis Akiva Mary. US scientists. I A computer scientist. Okay fine okay. I seem to feel like your response. Things that's not a real scientists then no it is. I just didn't know I thought for a second that maybe you were. I have the idea now. Technically my degrees in engineering but close enough all right okay. So now it's Robin Akiva. Stir and so it's rob's turn Mattie would you like to do geography geography again. Great Okay Rob. Where was Timbuktu located? Where was him yeah? India can't the answer we're looking for there. Is Molly what happened to it. I was confused by the wording of the question. Also but maybe maybe maybe is that why you said rob because in the a lot of the city's changed names like Like look at it. And that's what I was thinking. Oh because Yeah why what happened the Timbuktu like I feel like it was like grandma used to say Timbuktu a lot right like all the way to. Yeah but anyway. It's definitely not in the news anymore. I wonder what happened to it. Boy We've got to score update date of Mary. Yeah Matty has three points and robbing Akiva collectively have to all right all right. Mattie is leading in by one here Yeah I did a quick Google search on Timbuktu and I was a confused of whether or not it was still technically in Mali or not. But that's why I kept as was where would it be molly fifth grade standards of learning. So there's that okay all right all right okay running. I don't know much about molly. These days. What category would you like English English? Okay alright so in English what is the most often used consonant in the English language. The other way of thinking about this is what's very low scoring scrabble. Letter words with friends you gotta say all right with friends see see incorrect. The answer is T- four pointer. Is it really well. Yeah invoke book scrabble and words with friends are the points the same in those. I think there's a couple of differences. I was buying my mom scrabble for Christmas and I noticed that they also make words with friends the physical board game scrabble giving in on that. Yeah I feel that. There's no they're all right. I guess not not because not. Yeah I was going off of a new one of the letters they give you in the bonus round wheel of fortune. Yes it makes sense R. S. T. N. L. L. Any. Well he's not constantly right right right right okay okay. Mattie which category would you like rob to do those John Sir turn okay good Hiba. What kind of angle is more than ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty degrees acute? ooh that was incorrect and is an obtuse angle I was. I was bad at geometry that was that was really my school weakness now. See I've heard geometry. You're either good at geometry trigonometry or you're good at like calculus. It's one or the other. I mean they're both forms of math. I would assume many people are good at both or bedpost. Please stop making fun of Akiva that just because he said he wasn't good at something you don't have to keep talking about it. Yeah yes upbringing. Follow up questions. If it keeps us he can't do something. Area Rob is it rob is really he's mad about about about everyone you know He liked it better for the first five years when people were just always making fun of me with no recourse. Oh well you know. This is really good thing that this is not a Seinfeld quiz. Because I I have watched like two episodes Kramer poster though. Oh Mattie has a shirt with Kramer wearing the Red Hat George George. Excuse me George wearing the rat come on ACCUA. Sorry okay nervous about the game all right. Yeah all right what category would you like to do. maybe okay. Let's see how it goes all right. The ratio of girls to boys at a podcast in convention and is three girls. Two boys there were twelve boys. So how many girls were there. He will beat the question. Sure at a podcast in convention the ratio of girls to boys was three girls to two boys. There were twelve twelve boys. How many girls were there? I'm going to the wrong. podcasts conventions Akilah this has to be like it has to be my favorite murder. I think it's the only podcast. This is possible. I believe I'm more happy that there is an official question that definitely had the wording podcasting convention there starting to feel like this question. It's easier to figure out when you're looking at it Mhm Oh we should play like five points joints right. Yeah what is your should we played till I mean. WH The only thing is this the the point. The questions are each worth a certain number of points Um Yeah so if you want because we don't do every single question but you can pick sort of thing in the middle so if you WANNA like after one more round maybe do the spelling thing you you figured. Yeah I don't know okay. Yeah the answer that when his eighteen. But that's a easier to see when you get. You need your scrap grab paper for that one. I think. Yeah definitely All right so one more question and we'll go to this spelling round So matty what category would you like them to views on the Fox. Grab perfect right. Yeah Yes we're Rob Rob. What is the fitness Grand Pacer test? What is the fitness gram? Hey Sir test I'll fitness Graham Pacer Test is it an APP. Wow It isn't is definitely not an APP. Oh yes you did you when you were in like a gym class or P E did you ever have to run the mile. Yes so after a while they stopped doing that Most of the time they switched it to the Pacer test so it is a shuttle run that is testing your endurance. As opposed to just running a mile I thought fitness Graham was like like a hash tag. That people were using on instagram. Oh Yeah that makes sense rob. I cannot know this either and she may have made this up. Even I'll not made it up. This is also another great name so you should also look that okay. Why matty you do the fitness Grand Pacer Test Yes okay Jackpot? I was really afraid. That was just a Virginia thing. Okay awesome okay. Great all right well then so now we have a bonus spelling round here so so you are each going to get a spelling word. Well I guess we'll get to so we can do this here. Okay Okay so so. Let's start with Akiva Akiva. Can you spell diminutive okay. Now this is one of those words. That's probably easier to spell bell with paper or or computer. All Right Diminutive D I am I and you. Ti is their next to I on there. Maybe that is correct. Okay oh well yeah. Yeah that was that like some kind of strategy with the lumping the first two in the second two words together and then real never really asked the spell words out loud. I am the spelling bee in many years. I don't know many. Have you ever been in a spelling bee now. Yeah it's It used to be a joke that I would do it. Because I'm a terrible terrible speller so I was usually get out. I continue with that enter spelling bees as a joke mass to be the first one right. yeah in my friends would come out and watch and I usually get out on like the first word so it was pretty fun all right. Mattie your word is Calculus Oculus C. L. C. E. O. U. S. That is incorrect. Calculus has to use. Seal C. U. L. US those clothes and that's a tough also because she isn't six rate so she definitely has not learned. Calculus Is a sixth grade spelling words though. Interestingly Okay Okay John Okay and rob. Younger word is hilarious. Okay Hilarious H.. I L. A. R. I O.. Oh U. S. hilarious. Yes I would have been hilarious if you ask for it in the sentence though language of origin please. They didn't give me that they give me the part of speech and the definition although you know if this was definitely like some people out there right now who like if you were asking what was like girlfriend. Big Brother who didn't reports the speech. Oh this this would have been ready. You don't watch big brother do I do you do do you like that better than survivor. Now acts the Bible better. Okay yeah all right all right Okay so that was the first spelling round here. which now has the score at a Tie of three three P. Zero no rob. You got your point right. Yeah Yeah I had already factored in that. You'RE GONNA spell hilarious wrong but a- well. Why did you factor in that is going to spell it wrong? Is that my reputation. I'm a terrible speller. We set the PODCAST. I Great Speller. How often are you A? How often are you writing? I don't know yeah a good speller but he did say last week is not a good Speller Speller not a great student. I don't apply myself. That's sad teacher. said he had a lot of potential. Yeah stay in in school matter. You don't you. Don't WanNa go down the road I did okay yeah. Ra so now coming into the second round of this game Robin Keever. I bet you get to pick a category for matty okay Do English sure. Okay English Let's see matty can you. What name any of the five parts of story The introduction yes conclusion Yep those are the anymore now okay. Well that's too so to five parts of the story. You heard the five parts of the store. They taught us this in like fifth or sixth grade since the beginning the middle climax middle. I don't know much ends are the climax and the falling action and the rising action. I forgot Mattie forgot it for sure Robin I for Yes All right so that's more points for Matt. aww Yes mary. The score is now five Mattie for Robin Akiba You know if view if only you had known with a Pacer test was yeah. Yeah okay. Mattie what category would you like them to do the key rising action or the falling action of the story all right Akiva either similar question. What is is the name of a triangle in which all three sides have different lengths hot again three lanes uh all the triangles are are all that the not nice socities right is that I remember? It's only trying to remember. It's been awhile. Wow that's that's incorrect. The answer scaling Yeah but it would be a great baby name right. Okay okay you know. You don't like that. Now what have you got another cat. Would you name it Isosceles now. Hi That's pretty awesome. Cat Name Yeah Okay so Robin Kiva you can pick a category for matty. How about geography? Mainly the answer. Here is a peninsula in Silla. Yes Okay Florida only example. I can think of all right. So matty is winning and in and we're losing by a point right. Yes so if we don't get this one then Mattie wins right well is there a final jeopardy or something it near the final Donald Trump. Should we go after after this. Should we go to Fi- I think. Definitely okay awesome are so matty. If you could select a category for Robin Akiva Rob The van. Okay great question okay so into lunch bag alright. I'm rob. Which Planet is the sixth farthest from the Sun? Okay which planet is the sixth farthest from the Sun. What is Mattie particularly into the solar system? Now this is just this is just a random qualicon right so it's really not one about South Housley so earth is three Mars is four and then going to say a a sixth out. Let's say is Jupiter ooh fiery the answers sadder. What's Yup Jupiter? Here's the fifth really. We're that close. Yeah yeah well everything. Everything gets a little more sat in confusing when you knocked out Pluto back. When I was in sixth grade Pluto is still planet? Yeah okay all right go into the final round. Yes so we are going going to the final round here and for for this question rob and Kiva and I'll well you know what I'll say you too can work together on this question about that. Okay so you didn't work together and Matty you can give me her answers. Okay so Akiva you'll send me your answer. And then I'll have mattie say it out loud Algarotti. Your question is in the Harry Potter books and Yes. The category here was something. Mary is interested in when she was in sixth grade Um in their e potter books what are the names of the three slithering antagonists with the name all three. Yeah as many as you can get. Oh my God. So the three slithering bad boys Robby Robin to to help me here. I mean can help you sure I mean can you because I was thinking like we could communicate over the computer but I don't know yeah Akiva I don't know anything about out Harry Potter but thr- If you had said one I think maybe I'm maybe I'm okay re It's been a while since I read the first six books and then quit before the seventh. Okay I just sent Mary my answers. Yeah okay sure all right so matty. Do you know the answer. Answer to this question if she gets win Well it depends how many she gets but probably yeah. Okay Okay Yeah matty no the three slither in boys in Harry Potter Able I think Malfoy okay all right well hates bring it to you guys but Mattie guy two out of three right and she was very close on the third and end Akiva while you did say Drako Malfoy your other answers sleep and Baltimore. So that is independence evil. They're both like bad guys. The hogwarts house probably here not They're not what I would say is the three slithering boy antagonists come on. Come on thanks to Kiva. Oh I don't WANNA watch cats. Can we double or nothing okay. I know you're stuck thanks. So what with the final score of six to seven actually to five is the winner. Wow okay well. How does it feel good? undefeated is are are not in fact SMARTER THAN I guess S. Nine. We were bested here today. Kiva had I known if I had just read that seventh Harry Potter Book. Bet The answer was in there too. Who's WHO's like who's who's in the house? That's probably unlike page four of the book okay. All right So that was. Are you smarter than sixth grader. Mattie how does it feel his great okay Matty do you have any ideas for the wheel. That should be up there. None I was thinking what about. I couldn't come up with anything. Is there something you're looking forward to. That's on the wheel or that's been discussed that you want us to do that. We've talked about I got what about fan fiction. Do you want to write fan fiction like a fake story about Robin Akiva and there and what they do catharines fun. Do you have any ideas for Mary for a potential Fan Fiction about Robin Akiva. Yeah it's it's Okay I've got. I've got three word documents full of ideas problem here too. Many ideas I have a lot of ideas and it's it's getting all the jokes together but okay I feel like coming. So soon. After the sleepover podcast it just. It just wouldn't be right. You'd be right. Yeah that's going to be hard for podcast episodes to live up to you know upcoming episodes to live up to that. I feel much more intriguing idea back when you only had ten ten ten episodes yes Mattie do you have anything else that you want to talk to myself or Akiva or Mary about now. Okay all right Mattie thank you for being a part of the podcast today and taking part in in this quiz we really appreciate it. Are you going back to school. Yeah Okay Yeah could brag to all your friends about beating us. Ah Tell GRANDPA Steve Tell me say hi. You came to Minnesota and we'll see you in Scranton. The summer for Robin Akiva live. I assume that's where we're going rob scranton people want us to go to Scranton. We have we have a listener. Who is a Lindsey Wilson suggestion to get the office. podcast back off the ground. No we have a listener actually Who is a part owner of the AAA team? And they said the run the run of the land to fellow to the Scranton wilkes-barre and where are we going to share this with us when I was GONNA save it for the I I assume at some point to do some sort of bracket and figure out where we're going in a couple of months okay All right Mattie anything you WANNA plug while you're here now okay all right Mattie thank you so much okay okay hi Mary. Are you going to stick around for the mailbag today. Yes Okay Mary. I'm not even GonNa say anything about the fan fiction because that I know that you are that I felt terrible when we heard about. You know how much the links that you are going to to procrastinate writing it and you did a lot of work today to get ready for making all of these questions for the quiz today no I look this fan fiction it will happen and it's GonNa it's GonNa be Great. I have very very fun ideas for it and I think it's going to be really good. I don't I don't like I don't like pressure. There's no there's no okay. If it happens it happens then. It's not even on the wheel and remember it's not erotic fan fiction. We not that go. There will be rising action climax from what I understand. Yes yeah and and then falling from what. I understand all right before we get to the mail l. bag let me Quickly thank our sponsor for this episode of the PODCAST. Does our friends over at that online. Dot A. G. of course Big Football weekend coming. Keep your pumped up for the weekend. Yeah I mean my co host. Alex Chester is a Vikings Fan and he truly livers lives or dies with them so it was You know it's it's like I feel like it's more than Stefan digs. Yeah for sure I mean we did it. We did like a fifteen minute Minnesota right. After the Vikings is one he was completely incoherently drunk. It was a delight. Remember one thing he said a few hours later yeah His kids kept coming to the room. I felt bad for the. I don't know it was the whole thing So it's I think it's in my best interest for them to keep winning. And then ultimately suffer like a heartbreaking defeat in the super bowl. Okay all right well. Is this the best football all weekend of the year. Akiva say it is especially if you include Monday with the College Football Championship okay. So a big weekend coming up of course So so much going on checkout bet online dot. AG The presenting sponsor of the podcast one sports net challenged the five thousand dollar season-long charity contests of course. 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You Know Mary is a is a mailbag die hard Berries ever heard skips the meat of the podcast gets the mail bag. He had an idea. Well you know I'm I'm ah I'm never mentioned in the meet at the podcast. That's true we do talk about you sometimes on Mary did we ask you. We don't talk trash about you. We I think we said that we made you famous. And we're responsible for your podcast and career. I did Mary. Did you have an opinion on the I think she's in her Q.. AKIVA okay fine. I don't know what about me and my personality makes you think that I have listened to a podcast that came out within the last week Okay you know In the procrastination section I just finished that's more like an Eliana shade that keeps not listening to every BNB episode I married. Did you finish the marathon. I did yeah. I did finish a marathon and I listened to. I think it was. I think it was like a know it alls but I was listening to a podcast for some of it so it is that the WHO've I think that's the thing I would like about running is listening to a lot of podcasts and it is I'm I'm very like auditorium the sensitive in terms like memory so like if I run somewhere and I'm listening to a podcast every time I run there. That's what will be. That's what I think about like. Oh I know exactly where I was when I was listening to this too. Yeah Yeah you gotta get the two headphones okay. That's the key. Yeah keep it. I feel like I can use US some more podcast recommendations I've got too much news in sports in my feed depressing. Yeah I'll send you some offline. What was the We we ranked our top opt-in podcasts. I had some good ones. I'll I'll send you I'll send you my list. Yeah there was. There was a good true crime. One I listen to this year the name of over my dead body uh-huh about some famous lawyer who who who gets killed and it's like they assume that it's his wife's rich family from Florida. It's pretty good. Listen to this. Murder is not really my speed. I think you're more than got back in particular mood or do you. Do you have like a podcast for every mood or do you. Just kind of whatever whatever's on Mir your Akiva guest. We're really have a podcast by mood. I do because if I'm in a certain type mood I'll only be able to listen to music nick exactly. Yeah I got like podcast. I can listen to work ones. I can listen to it when I'm driving. Everyone's got those wants to put them to sleep. MHM podcast. I listen to when my kids are awake. So that's one of the Nice things about about rob's podcasts. Almost always can listen. White kids wake but mostly other ones I feel you like even the ones that like. Oh I can put this on and my kid comes in. There's like four. FM's in twenty seconds that I wouldn't normally notice except by daughters laughing and giggling. I don't I don't have kids but I'm similar with with my parents. I don't realize necessarily the content until you should listen to this. And then I play it out loud and get a lot of feedback. When when your dad drops the juggling balls on the floor you know smash your kid but we have a special rug in our in my parents house? That's eh where he has to go stand in Juggle because it's too loud if they fall on the floor. Y WHO's sensitive to the ball dropping on the floor and you know it anyone else. WHO's in the room with him because he wants to juggle while watching? TV Ask constantly juggling. The balls are dropping. Yeah Yeah Yeah I wish I was kidding about all of this. We also have some. That would laugh at you and you drop them. Those are the worst who would laugh at you. The bottles they had like a little. It was like a toy and if you they found the ground if they got hit they would laugh at you so there are juggling balls that tone you yeah exactly and it so knowing so it teaches you to not drop the ball. Wow okay well Kiva you you know so much about juggling now. We might need Mary's Dad. The juggler come on and and really teach us the INS and outs of Juggling John. I actually just got a facebook message from him. That says that someone someone wants to interview him for a book. Oh about his juggling. So you guys gotTa Get Jump On this bandwagon. Is that how you communicate with your dad via facebook message well. We have multiple facebook messages. We've got a specific one for survivor and a specific one for the bachelor and a specific family. And there's a phone number whatever you do. Don't ask Akiva if he knows how to juggle. You're not you're I'm not ready for the social media. Backlash man okay. Okay noted Alright Akiva what do we have for the wheel episode so number sixty seven potentially okay. I'll I've gotten a lot of feedback over the last few months to that we have. We have gone. We've gone away from the sequel mechanism. It is not existed in many homes. Yeah and people want to bring it back I mean. Haven't we been doing that. Well we don't we haven't had any sequels Really except for Nita murder to which got put on and it was never really officially in the sequel. Mechanism involves the twenty sided. Die But I think we can put to back in one for this coming week. If you're up for it. Okay what is it so ah Mike. Bloom has said he is more than ready to to do Brand steel stands versus ops. If you're down okay and then starting next week Toni. Massaro says we can put conspire pod. Three in on the wheel. Okay so those would be sequel mechanism shows and not separate spots on the wheel. I I mean it. It practically makes very little difference two zero difference this week when just one of them will be there but sure Okay all right. So the sequel mechanism Kazimi. It gets how many spots on the wheel one per one per episode idea okay. Mary do you have any thoughts on whether or not the both the ratification of the constitution should be. Its own episode. I Yeah I definitely think it should be. Its own episode. Got Plenty of to talk about their okay so I mean look the the constitution I think I I need. I need some clarification advocation on all of the rules. I WANNA know who's in charge. Who's going to be held accountable? There's any punishment I this is. This is all good things to having a podcast. Cast right right because Mary as a person who you play dungeons and dragons like there needs to be like a thoroughly thought Al L. Like rule mechanism. Right yes yeah I am. I am that person who's constantly asking questions about what I can do. Now the beauty of dungeons and dragons Reagan's is that you can completely ignore any of the rules and make them up yourself. So maybe that's the direction you'd like. Maybe you might like that Akiva. Yeah I we can work. I'm working on it. It's not like listen rob. I I really think this week in particular I had my hand in like eight or nine different episodes that are ongoing. Like it's not like I'm sitting here during the week. Do nothing like the Constitution. Welcome okay so these things are coming okay. So so what am I waiting for you. So you're saying that hold tight you are working with the the people that are writing the constitution. I have to send them an email. Okay I owe them in a preamble and is there a school of Russian. The House rocks. I'll song that goes along with it. oh I guess we could. I guess we'll read is a song for the constitution. I'm not sure Okay Haley. Haley Ford could write us a constitution inside. That's true she can do a rap now. Keeps your your action item to me is forget about it. My action item. Yeah don't worry us you're telling me don't worry about it forget about it you're on it. You're we're constitution. Yeah I mean we can have. I mean I don't know everything's everything's be worked on. I you know I forgot to email the guy back this week. Okay I'm but I but I think our action item is For for this is is to put stands versus APPs on the wheel for this week. Okay I've got sequel mechanism Off Perfect so that's on the wheel. How about this should? Maybe not. This week should food. Because we're in a constitutionalist constitution lists lawless society. Should there be like. Let's say there's three sequels on the wheel. Should there be a fourth slot should should there be like four spots on the wheel. Should be one more than the amount of podcasts. In the sequel mechanisms. That makes sense. Mary's if there's two there's two shows was it gets three spots on the wheel if there's five shows in the mechanism and get six spots on the wheel. I'm no so it's more likely the good episodes get picked up. I have no idea idea I think it's fine. I liked you know one spot per ideas on them. Then leave it. Okay alright what else any other. Update this yeah No I have a say a couple of big updates next week we have. We have multiple big pieces of news. I think coming next week okay other than we have to watch cats other than we have to watch cats. That's going to be a nightmare. It's it's not even available online. It might be in two weeks cats. I know a guy I know a guy that can get it for you. You know a cat scan. The problem is the the award screeners that people have offered to To Send Me. Let's say cats not any them so I don't know if yeah I know the guy I got you okay. So I've writes writes in and says what about Robin Akiva. Watch re watchable. So I don't know if you guys are familiar with the Ringel. or The ringers. Re watchable podcast. I am but they were married Mary. So they watch Classic movies you know. Sort of like mostly nineties movies but not not exclusively very watchable movies and they give out a lot of awards during the movies and At the big the big news the last few weeks is that Quinn Tarantino has been on the podcast like three weeks in a row These supposedly very good at analyzing movies. which makes sense make sense? Seems like win. Tarintino might be bored like I feel like when I saw that in my podcast. Vitas like what happened to Quin Tarantino. Nineteen oh I'll tell you what had tried to give himself like a limit for how many movies he was GonNa make yeah. He's sleeps retired Rob. I mean I'm sure we'll come back but like if you're a director director you're not making a movie you got nothing going on. I guess so. You know he's got no side projects probably like what else is he doing. He doesn't he's not like Jerry Bruckheimer that he's got like twelve movies going on at all times or TV shows Michael Bay so I guess the idea is that we would listen. We would listen to an episode of the Rewatch ables. We would watch the same a movie they would watch. And then we'd give out our awards for their bad takes about the movie. I think that this seems very niche. I can't imagine that there's a ton of interest clamoring for that. What do you think Mary That if if you were on a run and you heard that the Robin Akiva are GonNa GonNa be watching a movie that somebody else did a podcast about recently. I'm not sure about the listening to their podcast. I I like the concept of giving out awards for something You know like ally the throne awards kind of thing. I like that but I don't. I know I don't know if it needs to be the same as one that they've done or the same type of podcasts that feels a little bit like something skipping to the mailbag for Rob Should we give it awards for this episode at the end. Who Won? Who on the sleepover podcast episode last week besides the Lindsay Linda Linda Wilson best director Chester had some good lines in there. Good lines but he had been audio. I don't know why he didn't use his podcasting. Gassing microphone. He never remembers alley. Lascher had some good lines Yup It was funny here. you know Will and Courtney Courtney wish death upon me or something. Yeah Yeah I feel like maybe it was. He has a car best supporting actor. One person I didn't really dominate the documentary A lot of people Wrote in over twenty people I think wrote in and said I want to podcast with Lindsay Linzie and I forwarded them all to her. Okay Whitey Ford that that was going to be a podcast we're GONNA find Lindsay New podcast co host. Honestly I mean we still can I mean there's no reason why can't I think she had already picked someone. By the time we head even I had even started mailing them but we still can i. I'm not sure that's a full episode. Lord I don't know yeah. I thought we could have made that decision before. You just forwarded all those Lindsey well we can't anymore she's already got them. We could still go over there. She hasn't had the people we can help me live on the if we said. Oh let's see if we can do who wants to marry missy and then everybody that emailed you just sent them all to missy. Yeah but I mean like it's better if they could pick her like if it's if it's on the podcast me you and Lindsey could pick it together I honestly the reason I forward them is because we were getting so many. I knew that I would lose them if I didn't have them and she's more responsible. That'd be so cedar okay. Well she's very talented married. You WanNa podcast about the office. I actually I do. I'm just re- watching the finished the office so I I started over again says pretty with me. Well I wanNA take Kirsten Mad. If I set you up with any other podcasters well the I think she she would be the the least persons mad at me. There's probably three other podcasts. That I have in the works that are just you guys have an open relationship. You see you podcast with other podcasters. And that's that's how exactly how I would defend it. Define my relationship with Kirsten Akiva and I have an open relationship. Yeah well you have a lot of other partners for sure. Warn another person right. That's true that's exactly. Yeah I agree. We discuss it with our podcast therapist all the time we get one. I only get one extra pot potted little relationship and he's gets literally dozens It comes it comes up in pod therapy. Should we do that. here's an idea from an ESA. Robin Keith are newlyweds. I've I heard this mentioned a few times. Never goes anywhere. Robin go head to head with the duo say Kirsten and frail Mary And and you know you answer questions about each other like it's the newlywed game. And then she said. Get the reluctant It she said you. Wonderful Ideals is Mike and Liana Sally slasher and and Miss. Let's see or or Brian Cohen Putin Liana and she said get the reluctant Kirsten McGinnis to host improve your podcast chemistry. I'm not sure what Kirsten's reluctant about in terms of the podcast test should we said we've we've rejected a couple times. Should we play the POD newlywed game against another do. Oh yeah that kind of is game. Night wh- What do you think Mary. I think it's definitely as part of game night. It's it's good you. I think the key with that one is is finding questions that are going to be funny. If you do who managed to get the right answer or wrong answer it still still funny either way so if you can get if you can get that I think any of those options illicit are great opponents. Yeah thank God. We have a lot of duos to choose from out there. We have a lot of deals to choose for. How do you feel about Akiva Whatever yeah whatever if you love it I will do it and if you hate it I'm willing to never think about it again took all I'm more indifferent to it? I just think that it's not that novel of an idea. Yeah I feel like it could be around in game night next time around. I think that could be rather game night. Let's say it's me and you against it. Whoever it is and and yeah we could? We could submit. That's not a bad that was looking for one. More game I think in terms of sequels and the sequel mechanism I in my mind gave night like is automatically automatically coming back when it's available and when it's eligible episodes right. Yeah so that was a big hit game night so yes so I already have. I think four or five games. This could be the game and it's all set. Yeah I think a good round now the game I I. I don't think there's enough there to make it its own episode By the way if you have any more ideas for conspiracy this is the last week the sentiment to Antonia Mazaar wheels have to choose and ally. I two forms to fill out. If you go twitter feed. It should be there at some point. Robin even catchphrase. There's a million things if you scroll down with her feet at that too if you want to participate in this podcast. There's thirty different for ways to do so right now. This is a great idea from ten dollar. John Grubb okay. He says last March during brackets. Are we bring back back practicies. I'm rob. We did a lot of bread and March last year. I know but that was but it's march march madness. You do brackets. We don't WanNa do I do. I don't want to do as many brackets gets US last year. What did we do I think three we did? The the TV theme song which was a really big hit yeah idea bracket which was it did really really well in the in the rankings. Yeah and then we did. Stand this the Robin Akiva stand tournament which is also bracket so the role hits You can't lose with the bracket apparently Maybe that's the issue. With the King of the mets we didn't make bracket that was the issue so here so John Dollars idea is what about the terrible idea bracket listeners listeners. Submit ideas for the PODCASTS. That they know you guys will hate but in theory or feasible to do and the guy is determined what ideas the worst the winner gets to be on the mailing. Yes so what do you think about Out this year instead of doing the ideal braque do terrible idea bracket I mean it's a funny idea. The terrible idea racket by I. Yeah that the ideas that would be the most terrible I think would not be funny like I think there's a sweet spot the ideas that are funny because they're not that terrible but the most terrible ideas would be highly offensive and not find fine right right. Well you say he's saying ideas that are in theory possibly on the world but I guess yeah it's a it's a weird Middle Ground where you right. You need funny ideas that are possible. Oh but also not like completely either vulgar or or just absurd. Whatever I I think? It's a funny bit Mary. You have any ideas on how to a salvage. The terrible idea bracket yeah. It's just like you guys are saying it needs to be curated because like the worst ideas are also things that are just like super boring. Not Very funny to win Okay so I mean had the ideas I the other thing you could do instead of doing. A full bracket is just if you can curate. You know five or six really terrible ideas and then just do a podcast discussing those people pitch be terrible ideas. I have no idea for. Maybe this could work Akiva one one side of the bracket were things that Akiva would really hate but rob might potentially go for okay the other side of the bracket where things that rob would really hate but a Kiva might actually go for. You're like a two part constitution episode. Kiva hates rob would go. Yeah so that's one side of the bracket and then ultimately I guess are we tried to sign him would be more like what would be most hated. What would be? Actually you know that could a rob Akiva split the difference of that the one with the two ideas battle it out of what. What potential idea that rob would hate or Akiva would hate but the other would like that then that actually ends up going on the whale or should the listeners vote for the final two okay? Did we get it. We get it down to two and then or we could just to. I have a third person come on with us and vote. Whatever you want Mary what do you think about that? Is that getting too convoluted. I like the Ram Akiva split the difference. I like where you guys have to. You're both you know. Obviously trying to champion your own things and you have to come to a decision together. which when you both be willing to do in Kentucky the split the baby? We'll try that one AKIVA. Could that work we could. We get idea solicited rob would potentially. Hey but you would be up for and vice versa. This'll be a lot of fighting this episode. I feel like I think that's probably I point in its favour. Okay all right well. What do people sending ideas and we'll see where it goes? If people are into this I have no problem doing it. People like this idea all all right so this isn't even you switched from the terrible idea. Bracketed like the fifty fifty idea bracket the medium idea bracket well again. I think that there is A. He's sweet spot. There is a medium place of you know the the the the most terrible ideas we could not even discuss. Yeah that's True Rob I've one more idea to pitch today. Yeah would you like to hear a normal regular idea that has a chance to get on the wheel or an all time bad idea. I think I'd like to hear an all time bad idea okay. This is from Sean Notch on the Mailman Warman and it's called the conversion cast. Okay okay. listeners in Khiva Compete for Rob Soul in some sort of religion bracket each selected religion. This could be stretched to include any sort of heritage or lifestyle the Pitch Robin joining them in the lifestyle and customs for one year or maybe a month. If he won't commit that law guests will share the positives and fun things about the religious holidays can be explained unique tradition in special foods etc Akiva represent Judaism but other religions groups can be represented Buddhism. Atheism people do cross fit libertarians. This idea might sound too controversial but the risks could be mitigated if the guests commit to always being about the positives of their specific religion or lifestyle. Should we pick a new religion for rops. Stern Look Look I. I think that there could be some laughs. I couldn't really changed my religion. Our you know. Hey family guess what you know the participating in imagine. How much do I would hate haber nap if you had to like? Start going to some special church or something. Yeah so I mean it's it's funny to talk about. I don't know how you actually execute that idea. Listen I told you you that it was a bad idea. That's yeah okay all right Mary. Do you WanNa hear the medium idea. Yeah let's see. We come back from Mary. Do you have any ideas while I while I Right one while I guess the idea here every time I think idea the only thing that POPs in my head is trading spaces boys vs girls and I happened and which have either. Have you ever watched that show so not a okay. Not Original trading spaces. There was a different show. Called trading spaces says boys versus girls. Where you you had a girl and boy who were? I don't know probably like elementary school. Middle School and their rooms would get made up like you know just ridiculous things that only a kid would really like like my room is a candy store. My Room is a castle And they were very extravagant and it was a really really delightful show so this doesn't involve that we end up like Switching rooms with a woman right now this is just a show that I think. I don't know 'cause we would watch the show not actually live this life but it's the kind of thing you could probably probably save until you've got some more I don't know if that was on. HDTV scholars coverage now. Yeah so if you had if you had one of those a similar to the MTV shows are trash if you had a couple more shows but you should definitely include that just put in your back pocket for for some time. Okay all right. That's that's that's the only one that I really have at the moment hunk Akiva. Did you ever watch trading spaces boys girls no no form of of trading spaces. Have I ever watched a guy. I don't know much about it. Yeah maybe maybe listeners could let us know I have one more year by the way have. Did you hear back or did you contact Dr Mike this week about sixty nine. I did not eh because this is episode sixty seven so maybe You know the next put astrology up. I'll follow up with him okay So Jonathan says do you guys remember the weakest link. It's a fast paced game where we would ask in this scenario Robin Akiva in two or three other people Individual questions but you have to work as a team to get more money in the bank. You have to say bank before you ask the question. Say what you guys have up to that point. I think it'd be fun. And maybe we could have some renewed focus questions. Robin Kiva are the weakest links. I think that it would be spawned. I think it might be difficult to execute married. You ever watch the weakest link. Think I but I have quoted that line a lot what you are the Weakest Link Goodbye. Goodbye Yeah Yeah you know. Yeah where have tried to spoken. What was her name? Do you remember she was yeah. She was like the hottest personal pop and Robinson. Yeah what the heck ever happened to an Robinson weather weather rise and fall. Dan Robinson. Yeah I mean you WanNa do or at least popular episode. We can do it. I'll wipe out with the rise and fall of JT. One of the least popular. No but people know who. JT is. I feel like in Robinson. Nobody knows even remember her name. Okay let's see the fall of the Weakest Link Lady Lady Saint Birthday on Robinson Okay and been keeping busy. Ever since her stint on the weakest link and she is now L. Seventy two and she's been very public about the plastic surgery and I guess she's I WANNA public. I don't WANNA throw shade. I don't wanNA throw shade Robinson but wikipedia has got a different age. Oh okay yeah yeah yeah okay all right. It's a very different age that I'm looking at. It brought it back in twenty seventeen for for a spell Yeah we guess Lincou. Yeah so this is the same podcast. That didn't episode of Wind Shut Up. Tim's money so I don't think it's out of the question to do a weakest link. I think we have to be reminded of the rules but I don't know how would there be any hype. Mayor we listened to that episode Weakest Link Trivia or Trivia via contest. I like games If it's if it's Marianne little young and missed missed the weekend. I think that trivia contests can be hit or miss a trivia contests. I would say. It's almost better when you have very specific trivia but then you know you're gonNA have people who aren't gonNA listen but at least everyone who is GonNa Listen. We'll be really into it then you can play along with yes always fast pace. I feel like is good. Yeah Yeah Okay Fair enough for game night to gain All right so let's hold off on weakest link anything else I think that's it. I'm excited for next week. I've got a bunch of interesting things to discuss with you in the mail bag. All right. Well what a tease. Yeah what not. We'll see what next week is. Who knows what what episode we do? Who knows what next weekend all right? Let's talk about the wheel here. All right we have got for US season. Three episodes seven ballooning up to four spots on the wheel coin. Yes we have the crappy movie diaper. We have a Mount Rushmore Matt. Roush more I think that the one that's been on the wheel for the longest. Yes it broke. It is broken records at this point at least June. Okay for Mount Rushmore of twenty nine. Yeah Yeah we have the people's choice. We've we've got the third wheel tournament that could get a bunch of spots in March of it makes it all the way there wheeler no wheel. I I feel like that. There's now a hype for Wheeler no wheel. But I'm I'm I'm excited for wheeler no wheel That's DJ Lebel Klein. And I think Leon helped him but you know he really did not exterior wrong last year. So I'm excited for that one. Okay enjoy the view Mary. Are you view viewer. I have watched like an episode. Two not an. We'll have time to watch these. I mean you did this at noon on Thursday married. There's a set Kirsten mcguiness whose available a noon on Thursday. She's like Oh frail. Mary yeah you're you know you guys would be having get to unpack my house so yeah okay we ask you to fan fiction American you can you talk about that you mentioned on the the of BNB that you are moving constantly to avoid writing the fan fiction. How many times have you moved in the last year? This is my second move in the last year but I did just look at an apartment downstairs of same buildings that Y Y You keep moving it was just the thrill of the chase. What are you chasing my dream home? I haven't figured out what that is yet so I like it. It's fine I've done. You know I put up some Christmas lights. Do you have a lot when you move no this time around on especially not so. That's why we're in we're in month to Of technically when I started moving and I'm still not even close to being unpacked. Wow family has to get involved with the move now. They don't help me kidding me. Yeah you ask people once rob. I think the second time my sister asked me to help remove I would not I would not you know when she facebook messaged me and said Hey. Can you help me move. I would say now One year one year in college I moved into four different different buildings within the span of three months. So after that I have gotten zero. Help So you yeah. That might be an episode on of itself rob like why is fail. Mary constantly moving. We're roommates kicking you out. Did you have a bad roommate. Streak like the the seems interesting. I Dunno no yeah so many reasons. Let's keep going. I don't know if it's a spot on the wheel. Yeah I look good. Roommate sometimes can be a factor I generally think it's them. It's not me so I have a lot of bad roommate stories. I have a couple. I wouldn't saying they're bad roommate stories but just more. What on Earth is happening here? How is this a real person stories? But but other than that mostly mostly. I have to move Just because I've wanting to live with another person send but don't have room find a two bedroom place or you know who don't make noisy upstairs. Neighbors that kind of thing Juvenille. UBANI advice for people trying to find a roommate. What are what are some of the do's and don'ts Definitely try to find someone. If it's going to be like a someone and you don't already know then try to find someone at least who you have a mutual friend that you can get advice from that person also also just. I've pretty much firmly. Believe like unless you're gonNA live with a spouse or with like a a sibling or something like that or like a maybe like a really really really best friend Dan. You Never WanNa live with like a mid level friend because then you're gonNA hate each other any other one that you're either O. K.. Arguing arguing with like someone who you're really really close with or someone who you're GonNa Kinda just let things slide because you're you're not that close anyway. Some people spouse is a mid level friends. It could be tricky. That's that's very would you be. Would you be into Lindsey Wilson Interviewing all twelve of your roommates for. I could just find out if it's if it's you I. Yeah I UH-HUH SO Mary. I missed offering into Mary. Yeah just to know about that if you have like a mutual friend then is it weird when that mutual friend comes over because I is it like well who is the better friend with the mutual friend. Yeah Yeah you know away. The there's that and then there's also like if you yourself are the mutual friend and you're setting up to of your friends to live together and then they either become closer or now you're putting yourself in the position. Where if they arguments you're going to be hearing about it from both sides So that's I wouldn't do. They have in common right. Yeah there's there's that So that can be tricky bit preferably pick a mutual friend WHO's not also in the same vicinity. Maybe you when you knew from High Kiva. How about this for the wheel? Okuda we match together. Forget best friends. Could we find wind roommates. No no you're not I mean we could we could. It's a lot of work for me and ultimately that's a lot of work. Okay we pick a city okay. We're like I would think I would start with sort of like the greater like New York City area. I feel like New York. La Chicago support is okay areas the Mary could be the guest host the RA. Yeah and then okay. We're matching a matching people that are looking for room mates and we try to get them on the podcast and then Mary can help us decide if they would be good. Roommates rates are not give them different scenarios. See how they would act There would be keeping water liability beyond that a very high have to speak to her. Let me speak tour of the PODCAST. Attorney Alexander Chester. See what he what he thinks. I mean we already have the best friend finder we could with the best friend find her. Try and set up some room mates drink people into maybe setting up relationship Mary tell you until you. Buddy Carson McGinnis to get get cracking on the best friend finds her. I don't know what's going on with that. You know what form so I feel like. I've done my part here. Well isn't isn't Kirsten. Your best friend. S and now we're gonNA get into now. We're going to get people in trouble here. You're up She's probably the person that I speak to the most regularly. WHO's outside of my family or co workers but you know should should you ever live with a CO worker? No no Jesse. co-host yeah. Well let's see that would make that more convenient my My revenge. podcast was doing much better when I was living with the CO host. The your revenge podcast was the podcast that you started to get back at one of your previous podcast hosts curse. Yeah yeah that's that's what that was No those with your sister right. I'm a diehard frail. Mary stand I know what's go. Yeah it was it was with my sister. But that's a that is why I was looking at another apartment because my sister may or may not move back in with the eventually and if that happens Oh oh boys as they're going to be more revenge podcasting okay. So you'll be back at Kirsten by podcasting with system. Then it has a double meaning. Okay Got Nice all right rob you were talking about the view and I want to say like if that comes up I'm excited for it because The views in the news. They nobody to each other right now. Yeah the the page six near coastal loves covering view. Yes I feel like we're GONNA have a lot of fun with the view if that comes up right now. Yeah I feel like that people like it when they fight on the view view. I feel like if on any of these podcasts. You know there's any sort of tough conversations people get very upset. Yeah you know why because the view it's like foreign people I think they ever gonNA listen to the podcast considers you their friend. Yeah so they're like wiping me and my friend. Yeah I don't ever hear. Why is anybody being means a rob on a podcast? No one's ever been mean to rob. Yeah all right then Robin keeping the verdict Ritz Robert Catchphrase. Yup excited for that. One Rob McEwen give listeners nicknames. Mary are you excited to hear us. Give people nicknames That could be good. Doesn't sound like I feel like I didn't. I didn't love if you're if we're basing your nicknames off Komo Spongebob Matt. Then he got a little no then he could. He came up with that himself. I think he did. I think he just mentioned that he wants you. Had Kids Licorice Liguori better. I don't remember I think one of them. We did and one of them. He did famously. Mary have a nickname frail Mary. How did that come to the crazy thing about Maria's handle that no one had actually ever recalled me that by name until rob started calling me that semi and full House twitter? I didn't make it up. No it was. It was my twitter because a friend of mine made my twitter for me back in high school and at the time she had called me frail Mary I think one time and and then it just stuck in was a lot easier to market myself so I think it's a good nickname. It's a good nickname. Guy Ring bring to it but I don't think anyone no one really calls me that in real life but I I will say some people. They're they're handles. Do follow all of them around because will for America that is all that me and my friends call him Yeah and he gave himself that name. Yeah well well. Nobody was going to call him his first twitter name which no one was calling them. That okay all right and then I sequel mechanism has been added to the wheel. All right Okay so let's save our settings and then let's go ahead and pop out our wheel deal for the week and let's spend to see what is coming up in episode numbers sixty eight coming up on next week's wheel. Okay Oh all right then Akiva either. You will be excited because episode number sixty eight is enjoy the view. Oh Nice or we might need a different name for that right. What is it Robin? Akiva Review Review Review the view. Yeah I heard the new view review the new view view up for that. So we're going to talk about what's happening on the current view we're going to we're going to have a view draft are we gonna are all time teams. Are we gonNA do a mount the more build the all time team now. Maybe it's like an all star. Should we be every wanted a team of then we'll go from two thousand five to twenty fifteen. Yeah the joke when Shumar Take view questions. Yeah if you have any questions but the view we have to pick a day. Maybe we'll post Like the day we're watching and listeners. With their takes to are we. We need some of the send us like the view from that day. Also so you know how to do that if you can. DVR DVR the view and send it to us. Let us know. We can't just watch it or like. Oh I guess we could. Yeah I don't know like I don't know your TV set up right now or or anything okay are we view stands are are we ops with the talk and what's what's the other one The the soup. No not the soup Easter now. You can't show yes okay. Here's chance old but but then there's there's some there's another one too I mean we'll see I don't know for few stands. I haven't watched the view in probably forever. Okay all right okay. So I was in a college class once. Actually it wasn't the view I was thinking was the view as in a college class. One Senate kid raises hands like I was watching Regis Justin Kelly and and you know and then he went on to finish the question. The teachers like did you say you're watching Regis and Kelly and was making fun of him But yeah so I have no if you experience. I don't think thing I've ever seen a full episode of the view. Yeah I definitely seen parts of it. I don't think I've ever sat and watched an episode so now I'm excited. Maybe it's really good. Maybe the best show on television. Yeah it's like peak. TV right now you think so. I mean we'll find out I don't know I mean I feel like that in some ways. It's it's kind of like a podcast. It's just like you know they start the show. They they have an audience and they're like hey like hey everybody and they talk about like what's happening today and they had talked to guests. I mean I'm always. I'm truthful surprised especially in such a political climate that there aren't like thirty popular podcasts. Where it's like a Democrat Republican? Just yelling at each other the whole episode. Because that's that's appears to be what the view is now and it gets them a lot of buzz. You'd think that that would work for a podcast that well. I think that people like to listen to people that they agree with and they don't listen to too many people that I don't agree with and they they would find that frustrating. I I true but if you're rooting on the person who you agree with and you're just sort of laughing at the pre. I bet that would work with the right people. I bet that would be a hip podcast. We'll do you can you can yell at a TV show though. Have you ever yelled at a podcast like in agreement or in anger with someone shore. Yeah anytime somebody is like. If you're listening in you know something. The hose doesn't I'm always like Oh you guys forgot you know Mitch written or something. Yeah so I guess what you're looking for is like the like I take or like Stu and Shannon or what is it Shannon and who who's who's the other guy that used to be stay skip skip and Shannon you want people like be fighting about sports fights but about politics. I would not listen but I do think it would. I would like I would like if I had a network work I would put one of those shows up and I think it would do. Well yeah all right well I don't know what else to say about this idea. Yeah to put it on half of the tournament Bra Ideas Rob would hate and Akiva. My one be wanted to okay all right frail Mary. Well what's next for you are you moving No no all impact you know. Get back to playing video games. got a bunch of Christmas and haven't played in a long time. What's your go-to video game right now? Well I just got the new pokemon for the switch so I gotta do that okay. Which I've heard is is fun but easy so hopefully that doesn't take too long but I'm a big a big completion EST to you know if I'm playing games like click on? Everything talked to every person. Read every. Sign that kind of thing. Yeah who do you think with like Pokemon more Mir Kiva would like. Oh you have to leave your house for Pokemon go right. This is not a go. I'm just playing pokemon okay. I don't know there's tokens. Yeah oh I don't think I would like it. I don't think I keep it with like pokemon either. Well how does he. He'd be too scared of the monsters cannot scary there like You know it'd be like one. Looks like a cow and one. Looks like a fork doc. I don't know they're adorable. He gets make them fight yeah. It's very very questionable. MORALS AND LOGIC IN POK POK Mon amongst the Pokemon but you also capture them in sort of make them do your bidding so hard to tell you know if if they're completely sentient and on their own or if they're just happy to to fight your battles for you. I Dunno Akiva the anything here in terms of US learning about pokemon. Now I just for some reason. I've never been interested in Pokemon. Why yeah what about? I think I think a few years as younger. We know what about what Mary. What about? yu-gi-oh Yukio anything right yu-gi-oh another one of those. Do you watch trade might be. Ah Get you AKIVA now. I don't even know what it is. Yeah I I wanted to watch. The kids watched it without me. I don't think my kids know what pokemon are. Yeah yeah now my kids know about it. They know they know what's up with the kids. Collect anything legos goes. Goes like yeah dolls. Especially when they're younger L. O. L. Dolls. I don't know those. Are there era. Like I don't know dolls like small dollars. I don't know a brawl stars. Those are like these cards my my my son has those yeah. I don't know what they are I don't know it's like I don't know what I mean what you collect. When you'RE A kid? Rock collected sports cards. Yeah different trading cards. I wouldn't say that I had enough of Anything to be a collector. You never did like Eh. I always always trying to find something that I could collect in every place. I visited the squished pennies and stuff. Because it's the cheapest thing that you get pretty much anywhere satellite collecting mugs or shot glasses or something Yeah why collects something that has real value when you can waste money. Yeah and in squish penny crushing money into other shapes. Yeah yeah well see also I. I will say when I started the collection. I was under the impression that it was going to cost me a penny each time. uh-huh two or three quarters. Yeah also that's that's how they get you and how they get you really nice little scrapbooks. you guys. Should you come out with like a rob has a podcast squished penny. Oh okay but we need like that big machines that grind them up. Yeah there's there's probably a company do that for you all right well. We can look into that Mary before we let you go today. Could you just. Can you just tease us with some of the ideas for the fan fiction Russian. Yeah so I will say that the the the music video episode is essential catalyst. Oh Boy For some things. It's it's very there's there's some elements that are self referential. So if you're if you're into the inside joke we'll have those is but but nothing. That's you know that a new listener would not be able to hopefully enjoy you think. New Listeners are going to check out the are fan fiction. Look maybe maybe there's someone who's he's like. I don't know this Robin Akiva Guy are but I just want to hear the defend fan fiction. So what's going to happen in the fan fiction podcast if it let's let's let's write the fan fiction. PODCAST happens and so you're going to got here. Yes it is that the fan fiction is going to be written. And it's IT'S GONNA be probably haven't listened to it yet but a similar format ish to the A sleepover where it's Kinda thing that's already recorded in. You're listening to okay. Hey great you are going to record the story like you'll you'll read it and then we listen to it. And then we were reacting to it not me but other they narrate actor. They'll be like even rub. Well relevant participants who god Um Yeah. So that's the context for this rub. Yeah I am I can tell you that they'll tell you that it's you know it's an adventure where you've got. You've got a a goal well and and you know things hilarity ensues okay. Can we get a twenty twenty guarantee on the friends on the Fan Fiction Pie. Don't put her dope. Oh Man I. It's the top of my to do list. I'm I'm no longer taking the third or something. Spend time with your family one now families overrated yet. Just trust me if you if you surveyed Vaden family members right now they they are tired of hearing me progress about my procrastinating of this. They want me to get it done. Your family knows about this. My family doesn't even know about this. podcast yeah well my My My my dad in particular keeps telling me that I that I need to write about it. That's how I turned out I you. You know draft of it was that he he wouldn't let me Hang out with him until I until I gonNA fly. Why is your dad so invested? I think he's just you know he's he's he's a much better person than I am. He's much more committed to his when he gets committed to doing something he becomes the best at it like juggling as your is your her mom ever listened to this podcast now. My my mush. You know it exists. Yeah I mean. I don't think my mom knows this particular. PODCAST exists I. My mom does is regularly watch or listen to the survivor. Know it all I think we'll she'll dabble in exit interviews but I. I don't think that she goes. Is that far down the Rha pea around Hall Rapid Weight Frail. Mary Fan Fiction and then maybe we will lure Roseanne Sister Nino Mary have you considered. Maybe getting some pencils that laugh at you when you put them back down on the desk. uh-huh yeah that's what I really need to do the mock you yeah. That's very impressive that your dad is that invested did in what you do that would not gonNA listen to it. I mean he doesn't listen to any of my podcast. We'll do. Yeah Yeah Okay all right. Well Mary thank you for all of your hard work working on these questions and then also taking time out of moving again and again to join US rob a big shot at the Julia who came up with this idea and I believe wrote most of the most of the questions Julia and writes a thank you yes Who wrote the final jeopardy question? was that Mary or Julia Yeah that no. That was almost me. Oklahoma's I I. I'm trying to think of something I don't know what what the sixth graders or into nowadays. What's the did you know that she has read Harry Potter Mary? I did know that. I know that I had downsides just to be clear fair you know the you need a very minimal amount of Harry Potter knowledge to answer that question so and in trying to write guess if the red all seven bucks okay. Yes all righty all right. Follow at frail. Mary listened to all of her for PODCASTS and What else Mary? What else are you up to a premature that I'm releasing my survivor? All Stars podcast right right now. So you on Matt Right Yeah Right. Yeah yeah which is. That's that's a little fun. Deep into one of the most hated seasons of survivor Akiva. Do you know that frail. Mary is a huge Boston. Rob Stan I had no idea idea I really did not know. Yeah and I hated Boston. Rob Because He you know he voted you out. I was mad at him. Yeah well he wasn't alone. Why listen I hated his wife? And and who's the third person voted Lisa and big time and to haul big. Tom And ed was five to one. Yeah okay it's everybody. Oh Man Yeah. I've gotten over it but I was at the time. What are you GONNA do? I I mean you were like you. Were like a methanogens fan rooting for the Boston Guy. Yeah from your son. You guys are Yankees fans what sorry just makes it. Yeah no update on the forty cake right. I keep getting in question. It's funny my wife. Who could care less about anything? I do the podcast. Related said like a few times. We like by the way. Tell your listeners. Like the like the birthday party keeps getting pushed off by the teacher because it has to be on a Friday schools and different kids at its scheduled already so the forty cake is coming when when his birthday is going to end up taking place like six weeks ask. The party is going to be six weeks after his birthday. It looks like okay all right so of course AKIVA is podcasting about the NFL and much more on the thirty. Two fans. Dan podcast with bonus episodes going on as well right now. Akiva any other plugs for the thirty two fans podcasts. No we're working on The Best of the nineties on the Patriot episode people like this week. I did not show up and Dr Jesters wife refused to come on air because she was watching ninety day on the bachelor so chester record an episode himself which was great for me because I left there. What was the? I can't believe it's just chester episode. What was it I mean it was? He was picking which which song should be ours songs of the nineties tournament. so He's playing with. That was a podcast. Yeah it was actually good. I enjoy enjoy listening to it. I it was the first time I've ever listen to one to thirty two fans like Casey Kasem by himself. It was well edited. He had some good lines. I think I'll send it to you if you want. It was pretty good Mary. What should the song of the nineties be the song of the nineties? Yeah yeah this decade. Yeah Old Town road this year. Maybe I know the problem with picking looking. That's what Chester Chester Song. That came out in ninety nine. That was a single in two thousand. I couldn't be the song of the nineties. I probably changes for demographic bullying when you look at what was the most notable song of this. I don't know what is it like Friday. The most are gone them style. Oh that's better or probably like the two biggest songs Bingham Style d'esposito probably up to okay. All right Great stuff thanks everybody for listening. We'll be back next time with episode number sixty eight where we'll be talking about the view here on Robin Akiva need a podcast Then in back arching arch. Let me tell you this might seem but trust me episode your section believe me. It's your own protection. We see things that should not taffy and be like the Roswell crapshoot to the black students. Does that the man in I saw in your.

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #90: RAANAPywood Squares

Rob Has a Podcast

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #90: RAANAPywood Squares

"What took. A NETO! Yes that's right. Robin Akiva Nita, podcast episode, Number Ninety, and here we are big round number. We've got a great episode to talk about here with a man that I'm about to play a highly strategic game with the CO founder of Robin achieve need a podcast here e is. Key keep a winokur. I do think you should start calling me the Gla also G la, the CO writer of the Song of the summer. Winokur of course so much. As much fanfare and celebration of will from America's debut track that drop this past week a karate time. It's been added to all of my wife's spotify playlist when she walked out of the room. It's very exciting. Has. Your wife heard the song yet. She has she has she was? Is that the right word anything. NAP related I, could tell her. Cater Nicole. We just cured cancer on keeping podcast. So annoying. Yeah, now Mike my hours at the hospital because. Yeah, yes. I should. Rephrase it. Maybe if we did cure cancer that was be finally finally. Something productive came out of this podcast. yeah, my wife also did not willing to stay in the room for the three minutes and fifty seconds I played for her. left twice in the Middle Yeah. I think we're playing with house money this week. It was such a big hit last anytime. We have like an episode like this. We could just go off the rails the next. Everybody else loves it and we've got a great episode here today. One that I've been very excited for. It was our most tightly contested people's choice of all time. Three great ideas went out. Out to the world, it was the Rob's choice or the coin flip I never I still never found that quarter that on the floor, entrees, which was nappy with squares. That was my pick. Then we had also the freaky EST Freak Tournament, and also rob needs NBA team three Homerun Slam. Dunk ideas if you will, it was super tight in the voting AKIVA. All three at over thirty percent, there was certainly no majority. Rebecca with squares with a with a plurality of thirty six. It was like thirty, six, thirty, three, thirty one, I will say after you re tweeted it because I guess my audience is more sports centric Basque. Okay all right so with squares. What we're here to do and I'm so excited because we've got a all star panel here to play the Rene. This was an idea. That I've really been excited about for some time and I'm so excited that it's finally happening here today. I will say I think you're GONNA WANNA watch the video for this episode. You Are Youtube Channel at rob, has a website dot com slash youtube, and so let's go ahead and bring in of the woman who's going to be hosting the renew happy. Would squares frequent game show host here on Robin Givens podcast? Let's bring in the great cursing McGinnis. Kirsten how are you I? Am doing great. I'm so glad that you know. Universally. People did not like how trusted family feuds I gotTA. Claim my spot as the game show, host and also. Keeping me, not a list with this is my fifth appearance on her now. Always. He would not have booked you if you would have no, I. Nine dollars. Handle. Okay I love how seriously Kirsten is taking her hosting today. That she has a blazer on. Chester wore a blazer for Phil hosting anything. Blazing involved. We don't need. We don't need to compare myself to chester and who was like good. Bad game show host. We can let the record you know. Speak for all AKIVA spoiler. Chester is not in the squares today. Did he pass or that? He couldn't about for him. Okay, he's not eligible. Okay. I wasn't sure With some of his recent tweets I thought that maybe he was taking anti Ren APPs standpoint. I don't think so I. Don't know if you noticed, but chester has been binging about three seasons of survivor a day. You wrote his wife so on this, but he's listening to the rest of our JP. Yeah, he wrote his wife and anniversary card which by the way I I. Don't know if you've ever done. I've never written my wife a single anniversary card. Hard like a blank piece of paper that you write all of the words like I bought a card and I've written it couldn't. I couldn't tell. Me and writing. It was a card that he wrote a message that his life in when Akiva said he's never given his life a card before fire wife a car to keep up once. Busy buying my guests hats. How? About the Chester's wife's card. Thousand people these things so. He. He tweeted that two weeks ago. He hated coach and he didn't know what survivor was. Is that what he wrote in the car? On the yeah, now your Dr Jen. Coach. But I like oh now. Wait from survivors iron. Iron sharpens iron quote. In their card, even I'm sure his wife has no idea what that. What do you want me to iron? And tagged the coach and coach. Re Tweeden said it was like the nicest thing. I Rejoice Hawks coach? Coach could be a good. Do they start a podcast together? Yes. Okay! We have so much to get to here today so. Kirsten a kidney. Should we insure? We meet our our whole panel? Yeah I think I think we should definitely do the panel. Yeah, or should we actually? Should we, let's let's. Let's tell people about the panel because I feel like that if we stop down and introduce every single person then. It'll be another half hour before we get to the game. That is true okay, alright. Akiva, let's let's meet our panel here today. That Kirsten we do you want to be the announcer here for this. I feel like I don't have the announcer's voice shadow. Like I feel like I'm too shrill for that. Okay, all right. Let's meet the run. nappy would squares. Of course we have this is. If you're listening to the PODCAST, we're going to go starting in the upper left hand corner around, and then we'll do the center square. Okay, it's easier the visual. Fraum the world of MTV. Reality, show podcasting and reverend nap, regular Alley Lesher. Recently added Third Wheel Zach in reader of over thirty NBA, books. Also from the world of mass singer, podcasting Big Brother Roy. Moore is. And Vakili. From the world of Big Brother podcasting and one of the CO hosts of the Ru Paul's drag race. WRAP UP! It's Amman, Edwin. The very first ever redknapp talk. Sensation is here. It's tick, Tock, mccaw. One Square it's the dynamic. Of Jenny and Phil T. Back with us. It's one of the kings of the mats from the world of Big Brother podcasting and more. It's Spongebob Matt. And of course with us is the woman who helped ratify Rene Constitution and the keeper of all the rules. It's on Buds Person I Asia and in the center. Square is the Great Star of survivor and more Hannah little SNL. Had We do AKIVA. That was great. Okay feel like Kirsten had like detailed bio intros for everybody. Did Not. He can do those when we get to each person, but when we call him somebody, ask them like how their day's going as your. stuff for them. We're the contestants. We're the humble contestants, and this is a rare time that it's rob versus Akiva. Shows. Let's hosting. The game shows. Yeah I. Think we play against each other in the sense? Is there another time we played against each other I'm sure I'm sure there must've I'm. They must've. ramble per sure like hosting more or or being contested. We'll see we'll see. The where we competing against each other in the military we were, we were working together on the survivor. But that. Together prices right. Were the hosts contest. Okay, all right so cursor. Could you explain the rules for everybody at home? Yes, so. Nappy with squares, people may or may not have put this together the same Hollywood squares. So, basically we have our take time toto board Robin to. Take Talk to- that's right. So we have Robin Akiva are the contestants, so what if you'll be? You'll be. You'll need to tell me who wants to be white before we get started. Basically we will ask. The contestant will choose which square they want to go for in this game of Tic Tac toe, and that person will be asked a trivia question they will provide their answer to the question and the contestant can say if they agree or disagree with that answer. If they agree on, it is correct. They get the spot if they agree and it is incorrect than their opponent gets a spot, unless of course, that spot would earn a tic TAC toe in which case the person has to earn it themselves. We can't just give it away. Give it away, okay. You understand the rules. I think so okay all right. And I invite the panellists to. Me I don't want super strict with the with the mute button. I just don't want things to get to Las. If you have a good wise crack or something like that, please feel free to chime in. Okay all right. Kirsten who is going to go I in the battle of rob versus Akiva on the nappy would squares, so I am going to use the Google coin flipper and flip a coin and I want one you. Dropped on the floor. Well I do I have a nickel, but I was scared I. Drop it on the floor at never find that so I'm gonNA use the. do I have a Tuni. I. Don't know where you guys use American and Canadian changing. No Canadians have nichols. But what the -Tuni- then. Two dollars but I don't. Yeah! This is a to me and. I will mail a Tuni to the winner. Oh, that's exciting if I'm if Akiba wins I'm going to send it to his parents house. Just. Akiva I was suggesting that we are playing for a brand new prize here on Robin Hood Podcasts, and maybe we WANNA get buds person. I should confirm this, but I have a new. It's called the veto Nola fire, and the winner of this would be able to have a twenty twenty veto nullify, or where, if either rob or Akiva uses a veto on an idea that comes up on the wheel. Rob Or Akiva could use the veto nullify or to nullify the other person's veto. What do you think I usua-? I think it's. Okay all right I'm fine with it I think it's funny. There's one thing that you're setting up something that if it happens I'll probably quit the yes. I love that. We have I live, so there's ever like we can. We get a check on this We allowed to do this. This on the fly, yes. I hope it gets used this year. Okay, the idol, the idol nullify nullifying. You think it'll be funny. He'll be hilarious. Do we do we? WanNa. Do where the don't. Fire is the big prize for the night and the tuning can be for the Secret Square. For Secret Square. That's scheduled to be in round two. Let's see how long it takes to get through round one to make sure there's going to be around to okay all right. So Rob Akiva. WHO IS GONNA? Be XS and Os Oh. But what do you want to do well? The president goes I i. think is usually acts or did I just make that up? On Hollywood squares, one side is XS. One side is not flip a coin to see who goes first, yeah. There is an Oh in rob. True Okay Perfect. Keep. Okay all right, yes. It looks like an ex-. Okay, okay, perfect, so aren't gonNA. Flip a coin so I need one of you to call it. What. Someone called a called tails. And it is tales right because I keep. It will go first so AKIVA. Who Do you want to go forward? You gotta go with one of the corners I'm going to start with Alli in the top left Corner Okay! Okay, this is great because I think my Gilbert Godfrey. Canceled like okay anyway well, you're not canceled, so what not yet? Okay? This is great because I think this is my least favorite question of themselves. So why is it great? That goes to me well. No, this one was more on that the one. This one was specifically earmarked for you so I'm GonNa give you HYPO- hypothetical situation. Okay So one day, after a particularly exhausting or nab rob gets angry with Akiba and decides to publish an archive of all of Akiba's deleted tweets. He's been saving it for years for this moment. The Post goes viral damages, the reputation and gets him fired from the job that he will certainly happened time. Can AKIVA SUE ROB for liable. So, I'm a little shook by this question because I was distracted from when you said it damaged his reputation. Breaks the hypothetical I don't think is reputation could be damaged any further than it already is. I'm and also lease fever. Question earmarked for you Allie just the whole thing. Hot, but you know of course I know this answer. I certainly remember the facts of the question you asked. Can I. Can I get a quick repeat? 'CAUSE I? Don't remember anything of yes, okay, so the spark spark notes cliff notes rob publishes akitas deleted tweets a damages life it damages. His reputation gets him fired from his job can occur. Successfully Sue rob for reliable. No. Okay so now, Akiva to agree or disagree. Successfully sued okay, yeah I think I mean Ali knows better than me. She's an attorney. I'm going I. Don't know I don't know any of this. But. She is like a first year attorney I don't know she's no chester. I'M GONNA, say? I'm going to say she is correct that I cannot successfully sue rob in that scenario, and that is correct because truth is the defense to liable. Okay, so if you're if you're tweeting his own his. Exactly. Okay that's that's something in your repertoire. You're going to like you have a lot of receipts of deleted I. Know. Yeah Yeah. I don't see a lot of receipts on people, and there's a lot of people that are like a screen, grabbing tweets and stuff like that. Out there I'm not I'm not a big received person on the Social Media Academy Cvs all right great job there by Allie Lascher to get things started. I I do think that strategically. If I liked that, that was a weird move for Akiva not to go with our center square. Hannah Lil Nessin. Why never some good at. teco facto. Okay. US Hannah. Heard Oh the center square feels like a lot of pressure that have been having nightmares about for a whole couple. Bates Oh no! Okay, let's do this. Let's win yes. I'm great. You know the world is not on fire. We're not. Having to be. No. That was a joke. And I'm like this is fine. Everything fine. Everything's all. Wearing above what is that? Oh It's the window bus Oh. Okay team Wendell buff of the high. Thirty, six, thirty, six and forty. Okay, I was like. Is there like a coordinates? Longitude and latitude yeah. Where to find him at all times. By. It's just a season. He mailed me in a shirt. Built me like. Plant in boulder out of wood because he makes. Plante holder. Incredible all right. So, Hannah? According to the National Park Service's website. What should you do if you get attacked by a Grizzly bear? if you get attacked by a grizzly bear. You should throw something at it, but don't kill it. Just listening anything close by like a swing a trash, and then you should run far away. But keep your mask on. People Wow. Don't care now. That's important. Boy Mean had. It does seem like she's a knowledgeable expert. In terms of bear attacks. But, that was very specific so I would say that. I would say that. I disagree with Hannah's answer. Wow, just to be clear. A bear has entered my home before, so he's disagreeing with an expert. Letters, write better explaining. abair came into our home in Colorado, eight some Bacon, and then last no yeah I was recently talking to him and she. was in the house. Her parents were were saying. Hey, there's A. Ban and she's like Oh my God. The prayer is in the house. We I need to go. That's what we call a rapidy locks. I heard sears. My Mom was shouting. Bear hurt their. Almost hung up on rob, and then I just found out. There was a barren whose family outside. But I agree with Hannah having the official response for their okay, and that is correct. Circle gets the gets the square. You are supposed to play dead if you get attacked by. Trump and what on Riverdale, but I guess we're not factual. Okay. Three Dead Snap National I. I think it's like a cat. Where loses interest with you if you're not moving? Okay is anybody listening run into a bear play dead and I think if it's a black bear, your slush loud noises. A grizzly various was to play because grizzly bears a little. Thinking thinking about my answer now, throwing things at an angry bear is maybe not the best idea. Relaxing out. For reason and yeah, this is not great, Akiva. What do you do if you run into Mitch Trubisky? You've probably won't catch you. You. Don't have to worry about him. Throwing something at you. Okay all right so Akiva off yeah back to you to star with the Center Square. Throw with me, I. Don't have time for that today. Just pick a person. All right, let's let's go across the top third wheel. Zach case third wheel. Back. How's it going back? On good I know this show. Usually they always have actors and celebrities and fun. Fact I have some form of celebrity I played the prestigious role of refugee number three on van housing, so I feel very yes. Zach. Talked, to Kirsten because you have appeared in many episodes of riverdale correct. Yes, but I don't watch. Don't know the plot of it. I mean I know read. Yeah, I was GONNA say I watched the show and podcast about it and I have no idea what's going on I. Leave that to marry I remember. Role Zach, no, no, no, I'm just an extra on Riverdale I was in. Jail scene where the juvenile detention center. We. Were you in the football game? The football game I think well. There's a lot of football game. The football game at the prison, which is my favorite story? All River auto one hundred I, don't recall there being a football game. I don't know it was honestly the prison stuff was the weirdest one of the weirdest shows I've ever worked on was so what did you? Which is an extra? That's all I was just. With videos about Riverdale I've never seen full episodes, but there's all these videos analyzing it. Regale come on my podcast about riverdale trying to keep a positive attitude about being here rob so that you don't come from me but I didn't come here to talk about Riverdale. Losing houses sure everybody okay. Thank, you I'll let you know. We need that, so Zach In Shakila Neal's career, he attempted twenty two three pointers. How many of them did he make? I'M GONNA. Say One. Hundred percents sure, but I'm guessing what would shack say. The greatest three point shooter. The block stuff incurred. I Love Zach Betty Currie Said I'll just. Won't and that's actual shack of are. Perfect please apologize for that? Right. Can't keep A. do you agree or disagree? Seven Curry's wife by the way also named Schaefer Great Yes yes. I. Think. It's either zero or one. Jack Either Zero, three, twenty, two or one I'm going to say you went over twenty two. Here's agree so I'm disagreeing with wheels AC okay, so that means that gets the square because he made one. How many books have you read Akiva? twenty-nine Kathy I've seen the highlight of him. Score one so I was wondering. Is it maybe too because I've seen in about these hit one? Gotten it had answer was two or three, but that would have been weird. Question you. In pro, you just have to score one and you're considered great, you know. Jack is not very good. It wasn't that wasn't a strength. Three point shooting. To get more than one out of twenty, you probably. If you don't follow basketball too strange thing, but shack is one of the greatest players of all time. Yeah, and also objectively bad at the main purpose of basketball, which is to shoot the ball at the. Branch. The third string, my basketball gate team in eighth grade, and there was a girl on second-string who ran the wrong way and shot on our own basket. I was behind her. On. My birthday that twice this season Oh my God. On. How you doing? With Stories Bet Hannah's. AKIVA coming for someone. Else's skillset is unreal. Those in glass houses moment. God. I. Didn't even. Keep. We're here. That's how. Sure as my wet outside prowess. would drain three. Altos prowess. By jumper with Zach Telhami. Jumper with wet. K. Right, alright. Wet. So back to the game. Okay well just for the people listening on the audio part. Because? Missed that question so that. I've got the circle therefore third wheel Zach. I already have the center square with handle Nessin so I have to go with Jenny and t for the win. Okay Jenny Jenny and Phil. How are you guys? Thank you so much. Honestly I've been trying to keep my finger on the button because I'm just trying to make Jenny like not look as bad as. I typically will but I. Just know that me merely existing are just does that anyway so? Figure it out. It's fine what? Are you saying that you will know all the answers? Thank. Barry. We're going on muting. Moved the mouse close no hand because he said Oh you have the mouth and I'm trying to give them a voice, but apparently he doesn't WanNa. I. But we will try the two brains. To so. Let's. Okay at four zero win. Asked again a layup. Good. Okay according to a two thousand and nine survey by Maple Leaf. Foods did more Canadian. Say that they would rather have bega bacon or sex. Not In this house, the my right, everyone good. Good? Good Hollywood Square. And you just. This is great. I'm going to have to say. On this side of the border. I don't really feel that you know. The Bacon phases. YEA, because we'll be first of all. We have our own Bacon and second of all. Don't think. Side of the border cross. Yeah what. He's saying maple admittedly foods. It's Canadian ranked. Canadian big, and they're talking about Bacon regular saw. Because I would rather have bacon than sex, but I would not rather have avian. Could you give it tears list? Day. Begin? Sex Is. Would you've been? What's the opinion here I need. To the Americans on the call, know what maybe nuts like. What you're talking. Three three. It's like. BARONI. I barely know American league. It's P P. Meal Bacon is what it's called Yeah Yeah. Outside Order Pizza. Real. Are you glad that you didn't get this question? I don't know anything. Anything that's being talked about. I've never had bacon in my life. So I'm waiting for zero. Feel. I think that Canadians are not as horn as. Word you said the word. Your own your own housemate as the word on the Botkin. Whatever I'm going to say goodbye to meet. Going weapon. What are you GONNA do? Making baking. I'M GONNA say. They'd rather have games, but I will. I'm open to going on what? I think. The very virtue of this fact, even existing like makes me seem like Bacon would be yet like. Yeah so I, AM WE'RE GONNA? We're GONNA say we agree that they would prefer have. The? Thing Right Bacon oversight. Yes okay. Okay. So, they have said Bacon Rob. What do you think? The win. That, it's. Some food company is putting out this study. I have to think that they probably this is bacon propaganda at its finest. I'm going to agree with Jenny and Phil. Okay x gets the square because. I'm too. Close! Bad. That's very good for the game instead of using only like four squares. We're GONNA end up using everybody now because. You explain the tow board looks like Kirsten for the people, not not watching the video right now, so as of rain now Akiba has lead top left and the bottom center and rob has the top center and the Middle Center squares so the other thing to point out if neither of you are able to achieve a tic TAC toe of three in a row. The winner is the person who is the I get five squares. Okay, got it. Okay now I realize. How insane it was because if you have the Circle Square here if you have the center square. Even if I. Lose wrong if you never paid tic-tac-toe before I have, but in real tek toe you don't like the other person doesn't get a square. If you get a question wrong, I guess you playing Defense Open. I was playing defense. You were electing kickoff. Yeah, now. I realize like because it gets flipped. Young any. If I get one wrong here. You're automatically playing for the win, no matter what I if you. Pick me. Pick me regardless of the place. That's what we're learning. No, except if I picked talk Nicole. Then, you're not gonNA. Have I have to pick tiktok Nicole? We also just learned a lesson from this last question. If you're users. To your significant other, and you have a question between food and sex with them sacks with this is the crack dancer for the sake of your relationship and forgetting it right, I do I see? She did leave so maybe. It's like water. uh-huh, loveless curmudgeon, do okay. Way Am Ham. Thank you ma'am. We're all learning okay. Nicole what's going on I'm very glad I found some time in my very busy schedule making viral tiktok there and crazes. Part of this game. Cold, at ten, thousand views on her for. Our. A fide having to explain to my mom. What's going on was truly so embarrassing. I just graduated from College I. Don't have a job what I'm making Tiktok for podcast yet. That doesn't really fly. With Bill! Why did you? Mom, why does she? Why did you tell your mom? My sister's a snitch. Would she on you for like Mosley know? Nicole's making tic TACs for these two Weirdos that have a podcast. We had to say something. Yeah. Yeah, now she's just protecting me and I'm proud of her, but this is my job now so here. Serb willfully and I'm back to playing another game, so let's do this. You saw but Nicole so tweeted something about like. We're her dads on father's Day. that. Yeah forever. All Kayla Winokur my baby sister. Like to tweet back. Throw up Emoji like she was horrified. We've got this father's Day. Was that this year? Yeah, that was last week last. Not Not a not a not a big chair. That's yeah okay. I! Don't know what the context was for that, but you know what happy father's Day to volts. Thank you. Thank God I'm your loving twenty one year old child. Okay. What a flood! Try to go for TIKTOK toe here. Terry, Song Tell Okay So. Nicole. We've all heard of someone being overwhelmed. We've all heard of someone being underwhelmed usually. But according to Miriam Webster, can a person simply be welcomed? On Oh. We asked even fish back about that. Situation. Keys, member of her family, I should have him on speed dial. True Okay. Can Somebody be welcomed? I mean this podcast has me feeling quite well. MD So yeah, why not? This is making me feel very welcomed. The agree or disagree I. Feel like you're asking the question because there is no word wellness, but people say it like ironically all the time. Why was welcomed by that? I'm going to say you you. CanNot be welcomed? Disagreeing disagreeing with. Fifty Okay and rob gets the square because you can be simply Wyoming and it. Means actually pretty much the same thing as overwhelmed. Hey, the college degree meant something. So proud of you. Okay, so this is Oh, circle gets. The square circle got burgers. Has Three but cannot win on this turn now? No, he cannot went on this turn. Go, try. Traffic Yeah. Okay Yeah I. Will I have to go with a Mon- ASTEROID DOUBLE TRAP? Okay! I'm great. I'm great I'm like in my childhood bedroom right now back in my parents house in Pittsburgh with a beautiful portrait of them in the background. They high enough of that. Did you make the portrait of your parents? I did not my little cousin did she's over talented? Let's Beautiful Armscor. Thank you I'll take off credit okay? Okay, Amman in a signature tagline by rupaul. We are all born naked, and the rest is what. You know I've watched this show a lot. and. You'll like. I feel like I would know the answer to this question, but I'm sort of like blinking here. We're all born naked. In the rest. Well, you know. If you, they make. You got to get naked I. Feel like the answer to this question probably is like we're all born naked. And the rest. Is still make it. We're all born naked and the rest of still naked. Is a visionary you know. Here's a way with words. For accused. Caroline for this podcast drum were naked. Yeah, and they're still the catchphrase. Next year yeah. Can we stopped for one second with a little scandal that broke out this week. Rub, it depends. What West Yeah. So of course, our expression forget the mustards karate. Time is taken over the world. S T shirts, billboards blimps. We did not know until this week that a listener named conor submitted that idea. Because, he heard it once on the television. Show American Dad. Now. It's lost some luster it I. It has but forget the loss. It has, but it's not like a popular thing. It's not like that Joe. It's a very brief throwaway joke in like an old episode. Yeah, there's like three tweets ever. In this economy from on top fifty comedian Gary Goldman yes, exactly so I think we can still take it. We could still monetize it with shirts and stuff. It's like day trademark that and they have. It's their thing but I. do want acknowledge. We did not realize January. We did not realize that. Yeah back. I mean you can't really shade it because you did. Submit in this economy rich. Where we've been trying and make that did of course crash the economy after we try that, but. Yeah. Molly House this friend sequitur. Long reach. Alley in American Dad can sue. Imagine world from American getting sued over this. No, no definitely not. By. To pay the legal fees say though I have listened to that saw. A No less than ten times. The podcast. It's it absolutely. Well let me back the listen to. I made my kid listen to it. My six year old sings it. She thinks swinging part is about. Kid Friendly? Swam Yeah okay, but let's get back to John Okay so. That among the answer is that we're born naked and we're still naked. At my answer. I know that Amman is very knowledgeable about. Rupaul and mine covers, drag race, but I feel like that. Were born naked were still naked doesn't make sense. People are wearing clothes us. I have to disagree with them on. Okay I'm. Rob Gets the square because the quote is, we are all born naked, and the rest is drag. Oh. Okay all right so hosts A. Recap podcast dog Rupaul show. Production team knew it, I'm here with. Family and friends they knew it. Knew it. V new it. Okay. Shaming. Made very easily. Said throws things at a bare. From the. That's right Allie. If you're not going to see it I wanna say it. That's fine. Respect my turns. Out, the rest is fracking. That's Hilarious I should've said that. All right, so we go back to a Kiva who. I have to get all free access to win, so I have to get this right. You have to get it wrong and then. I have to get it right. I cannot get a tic TAC toe, but I can get the most the most squares and win. I mean you could get a tick tack toe. Yeah. I guess I could yeah. Yeah, that's right. Off. Spongebob! Matt can only get the the left side. Somebody Got Spongebob Matt Okay you're comes, spongebob, Matt. Hello welcome me to the PODCAST. Thank you for having me very excited to be here. How's it going? It's going Wow, I feel like there's an echo in here. I, just moved cursing. You're not the only one new places. New Starts Love at twenty twenty. Maybe you've tried to get a little better. Perfect, okay, Matt where eight months she's twenty. The cast of Glee has the second highest number of songs to make it into the billboard hot one hundred chart. What artist has, the mouse? Will. This is an easy one I mean it's been. A pretty pretty. Crazy couple of years for this particular artist as she has taken over the world, and sadly passed the glee cast, who glee did a cover one of her songs back in two, thousand, sixteen or thousand fifteen. Every day, sorry Ariana Grande Day of course is the number one spot. Keep. Are you going to agree or disagree? Man So. Confident about Arianna. Guess. I would've said Michael Jackson. But Mat knows stuff I'm GONNA say by the way rob. Did you know I was on another non sequitur? I was on Choir Matt in mind that you had recorded had dropped yet I think it's. It is. Madam on I did see them. With Kirsten Madman of blindsided me with a key. Through the podcast all of them did that. that. Worked out pretty well think. I'm going. I'm going to say matters right, and it is Arianna `Grande. And rob gets the clamming. Drake Drake. Am I allowed to say I knew that I was used. Kiva Matt, did you? Did you mess me up on purpose there? I didn't know if that was the goal, so I just Kinda. Let with bit. Yeah, aren't you GRASSI personnel? So you gotTa know the Drake Trivia degrassi person. Aggressive right. Guy Or she. Stopped get a tic TAC toe with or you could get it with a USA yeah I've never seen TIC TAC toe game with five of one, and it's still not. I feel like rob has already one, but I WANNA if he can get the line. Okay. Boy. All, right well I'm so happy that A. Person Isha is here. Let me go with person issue for the win. Do. amaz-. It's like right again, technically rob. He's playing with house my ear Oh. How! Are, you don't have to have a lot of pressure I appreciate the lack of pressure for this question gives them US I. How are you? I'm wonderful. I'm happy to be here. I really really really would like to get back together with everybody so I hope that happens soon okay. We all, do we? Do you live alone Asia? I live currently with my six year old and my nineteen year old both girls, and then occasionally my twenty three year old son comes to hang out to. It's a great time in my house. That's like what the on your six year old you're calling. Home School year, old. And Work it was fun. She's a hot mess, but I loved her so much. Account! Okay you shy for I, mean the winner. For the wind I guess we'll say so. Robin Akiva, have often threatened with the punishment of watching scum. A show that I keep a has called the Norwegian. DEGRASSI, so he says that I. Fellow in English. What does scum mean? You know. I really liked when they talked about us. All learning Norwegian for the podcast that was my best is. Such a good idea. It really makes me sad that we get on the wheel. I personally took it very seriously, and I have been learning a lot on my. And I guarantee you. That star means the end. Skull means the. So certain. Right this is maybe my favorite moment packaged because I each. Such a loyal fan of this podcast joked about learning Norwegian again. You've ever had rock nixed it. And hate spun and I use. You went into the yeah, that's a good idea. Let's all learn Norwegian and she knows the answer. This impossible question Oh. So couple. Why doesn't make any sense? Why would they call a show the end? It's about kids that are growing up I only. Just dribbling. Paris and this. Big parts of their growing I if he. Says something I can't I can't go against I have to agree with Iowa. Okay I'll AKIVA. Does get the square. Trick on means shame. Scar on. Legend Ball. One word was two words as well. Wow I was a baby seat. Dot Him okay. This is over or Out called. Shame I kind of want you guys to watch it now. That sounds crazy. The sound good some watch. It's going. Guy I watched the first minute and a half and had those you. It was you. Okay. Time for that so. And I those around. Them with Julia and Rob Could get a tic TAC toe. Yeah, but he already got five. But we already. Get them to let them get. To- But then it's like it's your turn, and then if you get it wrong, then you guy can't give it to rob because he has to earn it, and then it's like turns. About this Kirsten, Kobe up. We update the rules. I E should tell me if this is okay. Could we up and rules that you can't? In nappy would squares, you can win on a wrong answer. I think it can be like final jeopardy. Last question that the question is asked, and then both of you shouted out whoever gets gets. okay. We both have the same answer. Then there's an ano in that square guy, but you win. Go to puja. Let's go. Let's begin in the round. Without was one person that we didn't ask a question to. Let's go to puja. APP that I put the mustard in my zoom name because y'all forgot about. Sure happy to be here all the same and glad to be in the point. That doesn't matter but Kinda does. Let's go. Yeah, okay, all right. Are you ready. Let's see, tell me the question is according to a poll conducted this year more Americans, said they would have a hard time giving up this than alcohol, caffeine or social networking. What is it? Oh, easy, alcohol, Caffeine or social networking? No, so it's what's the thing that they would give before all of those things. For All those things. This is pretty simple. Who Am I giving the answer to hear Akiva? I think both of us. Both of you amazing okay I got the answer at the same time I got you. This is this shouldn't be a thing because you should always stay hydrated, but its water. Water. So. Yeah. We just have to say true or false agree or disagree, agree or disagree okay. Rob Your eight account Dowse, okay, three to one and the answer. I find curse one. Three. One! Disagree okay. What do you think it was rob? So, if then if we're right, is that the that the wind? The wind conditions one. If one of you can give the exact right answer because. You were both right to disagree. It was not. The three things it was, so it's it's something that is harder to give up than alcohol, caffeine or social networking alcohol, caffeine or social networking boomer survey S. they didn't say social media and it was Canadian. Or social networks. Exciting maybe sex. I'll say something different. I feel like. Our reasoning going sex. I can't give that up. Yeah! Canadian servier earn American survey that matters to it says Americans okay, so I'm assuming the poll was catering joy. That was what it was. Alcohol Caffeine or social. Junk Food Test. You can say that yes. So, now I used to. What do I do when they're both wrong? You have all of us guests. I think you. Did you have. Trivia question a moment. Earlier. I mean? I? Just go to a question for a new question with. Right one because it's five broadmoor anyone that they wanted to ask. The TIC TAC toe. But. Both fails. Wins yes, the answer cellphone, can we? WAS WATCHING TV watching. Guy. All. Rob Has Five Circle, so he wins. I don't even maybe we should have gotten. TV shoulda Gotten TV. A little surprised I'll be us. All right. So, Kirsten, are you comfortable you WANNA move to round two or do I have to get a question. Right with puja I think on the show. They would've said he got high squares. He Wins Okay. Okay. Yeah. Roundtables and if that happens around two, we'll just we'll just call it. We'll try to. Move it along a little faster. You get five automatically win, but it was great. We got to hear from everybody in. Now and now in round two. Weekend all we can bounce around so that's your your final here in. Number one around one is over, ROB has one. I'm just GONNA do a random generator to determine who the secret square is for this around too fancy, okay? You could go I in this round again. Are you feeling bad for me. There's like A. Total I pity, you go all right well. I'm starting with Anil Nessa. Parties. We'd see a second here to. Reset reset the board here. I could get the secrets course anyways and kindle. Robin Akiba take their headphones out. And you tell us like I I could just say it in the to the person who it is. Listeners? Isn't it usually like this? You are you guys able to take out your? Old On. If they, cheat. Doesn't come back when. I dream. Dream O. Alley still here. Guys Alright I'm muted. Okay. I can't wave back on. We Akiva muting. No, no, not muting doesn't help. You need to not be listening. Phones back on. Rob Off. For a second and I'll wait. I'll wave you when it's time to stake can. Okay. Harsher No. Okay all right. Okay and for the audience, the Secret Square is take talk, Nicole. This power. Okay, they can come out. I'm waving okay? So. What does that mean? Is that mean if they get it in that person automatically and. WHOEVER GETS THE PIXEL SECRETS? Where if they are right? I'm going to send them this tuning in the mail wrong if they're wrong person. I think if the wrong. No one gets the secret square all right all right. Square person get. The! To. The Secret Square if of knowing. You're up I go with Hannah. I'm going with Han a hand. Yes I'm here. So yeah, according to a two thousand and five survey by CBS, News, about seventy five percent of vegetarians will eventually do this. What will they do? Sorry my family family friends have a lot of opinions on what the answer might want to let them on here. Understand I have a full audience here. Let's usually studio audience for this podcast. Yeah, this is. For the PODCAST. My mom wants me to say again seventy five percent of Vegetarians comet years. Eventually will do this. There's no. Bacon friendly podcast at some point. Everyone is saying things later at some point? Everyone, be it. I'm sorry. The studio audience is very. There's a bear coming. Seventy five percent of Vegetarians. We'll decide to machete a chicken on their own No, that's that might be too drastic. Point seventy five percent of Vegetarians will are we going with eat meat, eater, baking guys. You said meet. You, said Bacon Baked. Eat a bacon cheeseburger. It's very specific. Specific for me to say something specific. I wonder seasonally random like follow love like I, just hope both or vegetarian, but the twenty five percent. GonNa. have. Vegetarians will be blessed by God. No they'll there. We're going to eat. My audience wants to eat me and I'm going with my studio audience, so we have five confident people so good loss percents say eat meat. Yeah. That's the most obvious answer. I hope it's not something more specific. I was hoping she could say like begging cheeseburger. I would just say. My saying was eating a bacon. Cheeseburger, but that's just we're going with the meat. No, please please add that. Yes, I'm going to eat meat. I I agree with Hannah and her crew of millions in the bathroom. And Kiva gets the square because. Percents of. We'll start eating me. Okay, now Akiva Alright Akiva with an X. on board. I thought it was tell someone vegetarian. Valley. Okay, it took the whole game to get the him last time. I will go with Puja Zan Keeley. By appreciate you, let's get this. Get this. Let's get this. All Right, okay. Julia. Oh. My goodness! I wasn't ready for this. What is the national animal for Scotland? Scotland, you say. Yeah Okay So. Rob Let's just easily call it out. It's not the Loch ness monsters. It's not. We're good. We know that to be the truth, okay? But what's funny? Is I recently learned about this specifically does. I can tell you it. Is the seagull the Scottish seagull and I zoomed in my camera. You can look into my. Eyes and know that I'm giving you the truth here. Then go back here, vote front. It's the -Sego. Let's let's. You're moving in and out so I like that. Yes. Yes. Is it a virtual background of the room that you're in. That is. The truth. Cook. Could be in that room. He's definitely in probably the kitchen and is using the background of the bedroom. Go. Boy Siegel is not a great animal. Apologies, all of our listeners in Scotland so I'm GonNA DISAGREE WITH PUJA here. And rob gets the square because the national animal of Scotland isn't even a real animal. It's a Unicorn Cord. Questions fifty fifty and that one has ten thousand possible choices. No one guess technically question was supposed to have even though it's not a real animal and I thought I thought that was like a well known fact, so I took that part. UNICORNS aren't real or that Scotland. National Animals Scotland I thought everyone knew that so I thought that it was making it too easy to get off. Just everyone just knows yeah. Everyone knew that okay. Uncle key. Yes. Where do you WANNA go cave? I have to go with I think strategically. There's only one spot for me in this game and I think that's a USA because otherwise if I get it wrong. Rob Can win. But here if I got the right I, can win next time possibly. Okay. I'm trying to do the tech home. That I noted that was true. I think it's true. Is If I pick a man and he just goes down the colony wins. If I pick, I can't wait for. You Your Tic Tac toe do Jenny and Phil. t the same way I. Guess That's the same same same logic there. But you use it. We're going well. Yeah, no, we'll go there. If Timothy Shallow may tabs your pump moves. What did he just take if he what's your palmful moves grabs it. Easy Shell. I shall got busted by the Paparazzi. On twitter. Is Hansie in a hot tub within the Paparazzi Quantum, but you. You have to think like he got caught on purpose. You don't have to think that all you short did I'll admit I. never breath thought about this in my life. What did he get doing that? He was in. They saw him in the hot tub with somebody. Yeah maybe more was going on and I. Don't know but was out I'm not sure social distancing. I think the word is pomace. Of. Naked and the rest is still naked. I you speak French also. Actually did really start for on dueling. Lasted for like three weeks and then I finish it. Not Very well okay. I don't know who the person you mentioned. So I'm. GonNa Assume Trofeo. That opponent humbleness lemass is possibly someone's post. Okay Okay like Timothy Xiaomei. Very pasty. He's getting dragged for having. No Gel. Jabeen. Not impressed with his, but no was dragging issue. They can direct that to me instead. I'll fight you. Leave her alone. Show elevate stands are. Fierce, we know this not afraid yeah I'm going to say. You tell the truth probably that she did a few weeks of French unduly. Checks out for people but. I don't think it's a but I'm GONNA say disagree. Can you give the question one more time Kirsten and Timothy? Chalamet grabs your pomp lemnos. What did he just grab? Okay Okay Okay, are you? She says but the KIVA disagrees. And AKIVA gets the square because pompousness means grapefruit. Which I thought all of you Lacroix drinkers would get. I should've known that. Store and he's. Around. He robbed. By the way, sorry about that, sorry. I know no one's GonNa care about this, but I'm going to have to ask. Can you explain the strategy to me? 'CAUSE you're setting up rob to block you and set up the win for himself, don't. Explain to. Happened it's already had. To read this on the subway. You should have gone. You, then rob could. Keep going based on the fact that you began. You're wrong. Wrong if you. If you go at your, Infield t then at least you don't now. You set up to block you maybe giant getting the win for him, so I mean even if he had gotten genuine phil t then. He's playing that you don't need to correct him in the middle of the game Akiva Postmortem podcasts. Yeah okay! If you? If you throw this one I'll send you the Tunisia. Karen after. This to dissect the game. To go with on the block you have to. Okay. Oh my God. There's so many facts in here that I didn't even know. So I'm on. This fruit is nicknamed the alligator pear. And the name was taken for a word for testicles. What fruit is at? Wait, so the name of the fruit? is also the name for a testicle in a different language. God and use. And also named. And it's also named alligator pear. Alad we highlight the way genuine filthier whispering right now into each other's match, no one's ears. They're they're just whispering directly into each other's using their would like making out and we just didn't listen Ellie love. OFF CAST. Is this can't really? We're GONNA you know this is videotape? We're going to have people like on the read it like analyzing like the second by second thing. What's going on reading our land? Conversation! We're having fun game of oric. Why? Why didn't you guys just new yourselves and like blocks from the camera? So. Well I. See my pretty. GonNa say! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. Leave your alligator is this. It's obviously something that looks like a pair, right? It doesn't have to, or does it look like an alligator shoot? You know I think I'm GONNA go for Dragon Fruit I'm pretty sure I've heard this little factoid before. Creating sure, that's the answer. Dragging fruit of. Could you hear the question one more time Kirsten. This, fruit is nicknamed alligator pear, and it's real name was taken from a word for testicles. Alligator pear. Sound sounds right. But I'm going to disagree. And rob gets the square because we are talking about an Avocado Oh. Yes convincing, know any of the information there so I. Guess Today we can say. We learned something. We're all born naked and the rest is. Okay all right hey. I- with. I don't know what to do if I go with Tiktok your whole. Block Rob. Wrong rob does get the square. Technical Akiva. Yeah I. You confidently look at the screen and go tick. Tick Tock Nicole for the block. Please stay. Back, Akiva. Convince him. Yeah, otherwise that would be bad. That would be very poor strategy. Tiktok the call, please. Okay, let's do this and. She's the Secret Square. Plan for today you are playing for this Canadian two dollar Coin Twenty nineteen. It has Elizabeth the second on one side and a polar bear on the other. Wow! Very cool or vicious than a grizzly bear to. Look Out Hannah's family. By the way I think you keep making references to something that happened before the podcast. The bear stories no. Nope I believe that was the question. I thought that was in our. Panel what to do, if was that in the preamble or The preamble was a whole different conversation with. China. Makita. Yes, Hiba to forty eight. Okay, so maybe a little justification faring. Okay? Rob I'm very sorry the. Nine or the block Nicole team. Are you on the call? I, mean I guess. I have to be on your team I. Don't I have? Let's get this block. Yeah, but in a second. You're going to be on my team. Okay so Nicole. What is the most viewed youtube video of all time? Oh. let me think. If, it's not like cool. I'm a millennial. You'd think it would be like one of these music videos I'm going to say it is gone them style. Keep are going to agree or disagree. So when we talked about one wonders and we correctly put Hanson in the one hit. Wonder now you worry With Jessica McKenna I think. One of the things we talked about with. With cy in terms of game style is that his second song had a billion views on youtube because games I was so big. So I'm going to say that that probably means that game style itself the original as Infinity billion and I'm going to say that's correct. That gangnam style is the correct answer. And that is an correct. A key does not get the block. Being. Earned that square himself. It is d'esposito. Over six point eight billion end views on you to. Refresh refresher a bunch right now just to make sure I. Forget the mustard garate. Heels at this point. Yeah! I was GONNA guess it was the thirty two fans ice cream tournament. What that means is that I will be asking you for your address so I can send you the. To. Pay No I've never been to Canada. I'M GONNA, get a lot of La. Mileage I. I was hoping I either robbery cable and get it and that be their coin, flip coin! Read. By now you've lost opportunity. Somebody else sends me. -TUNI- then I'll use it okay. It's karate. Time has twelve hundred views, so it's not there yet. In case you're curious. On Youtube! It's really more of A. Is it just like a screen shot? What does the Youtube version? It's a pig. It's the song and it's a picture of wheel for America kicking. The video. Okay, yes, make. Kids Bob version and amusing video. Okay Okay so rob. What are you GonNa, do go with. Tik Tok Nicole for. TIC TAC toe. On your side. Thank you for taking a dive on that last question for. Gangnam style and we have three point six billion views. That's thanks. Sorry, psyched, pathetic! Yeah, how could I ever have guessed that you know? How could I ever even imagined? That would be the answer. Stupidity No you did great. Don't let anybody talk down to coal never never. And Okay Nicole in twenty fourteen. Oh, my God, what happened? Google home started talking. It was so scary. Haven't set it up yet, so it just keeps. Being like can't connect to the WIFI. Thought. It was named Nicole. No. Nope no no. Okay in two thousand, fourteen, a woman England called the emergency line because there was something wrong with her ice cream. Touchy Bob from an ice cream shop. What was the problem with the Ice Cream? She found Chester Mohawk in it. Okay okay. Okay cannot let the audience down here. Okay? What was? What was wrong with her ice cream? What was wrong with I? Did work in an ice cream store for two summers, so it should be an expert on this I'm going to say. She found abandoned in it a band-aid. The ice cream is. Very specific. That was not one of the thirty two flavors we had in Minnesota. Yeah! I'm going to. Disagree that. She had abandoned in ice cream. And for the win. Rob gets the square because she called the emergency line because there were not enough sprinkles on her ice cream. Article here to confirm, he's a Karen before her time. Absolutely. Did, you, say England or Florida. Different same difference. Incredible right so that is a that is a win here in game number two four rob over Akiva Akiva. What happened? Bad Tick Tock tic. TAC Toe Strategy. I needed to watch more. Hollywood squares the prep I guess I'll I promise I'll do better next time, but you get a veto. No fire. No I have to win the Boehner. Has To win the veto nulla fire so basically the way this works, is he just pick one person on the board? They get a question. And, if he. Gets the point like he wouldn't the regular rounds. He Wins Silvio Nola fire. All Right, rob, who are you going to go for? The pick someone who didn't go in this round Oh. Okay, all right well. Let me go with Alli last. Share because I feel like that. It's pain. She's the most pain to be here. I feel like I. let her involved. This is actually the first time I've been excited to be anywhere Oh, but I'm happy to be in the votes. But. I will not let you down and don't try. To trick me and make me lose. I want you to have the nullify. Burn Kiva. Alley famously not friends with rob and his family not. By choice favorite friends with if I. IF I did not consider my friend of everyone did not consider me a friend. I'd have no friends. I have to. Stump for rob here. Lash. How does this bonus round work so I'm going to ask Allie Lascher a multiple choice question. Is going to give her answer, and if you agree and she's right, you win the veto and you agree and choose wrong. You don't get it and all the different permutations. Are. Checking, I ask you does Kiva. Get it just because I feel like we want to have this in the pool. Right like Akiva get it if we get it wrong. We could probably. Talk to? Get, one question wrong, and he gets in my pride I agree. Could always play for another time they could play. Play game. So what if what we do is, if rob does not win it. They go. Double or nothing and to keep it gets. A question gets ready getting. Toes. Should make. You shut something you, but that's. Okay I. That today. I think they should have something later. This Ryan Buds person personal solid and does not wanNA split the veto. Yes, thank you. Okay. Kind. So. The for the final round for the opportunity to win a veto. NULLA fire. Alley which of the following is not the name of a real town? We have dildo Newfoundland Love Stick Alabama and P P township Ohio. Two of these are real towns. Alley geography. Great I'm even worse at sexual geography you. Can I ask a question. Yes, who ate up the fake answer? I WanNa get I played on the BBC today and I nailed almost all of make answers. Is this like a Mike Bloom? Fills a people who did the questions were? About out a guy named Mike Duvall. And Scott How do you say Scott's last name, Akiva? Maybe I don't know and a lot of people right like Mike I think it's Mike from Massachusetts. Is is what he calls. They apologize that sorry for Dr. those guys who those are the guys who? came. submitted the questions related questions. We have a long email thread going through them. I was a real jerk to them about some questions and we have lots of extras leftover I. Appreciate you. Having an iron fist here I was I was just mean about this game. From the moment I became involved. I said this is how. You make things said. I had to put my foot down Kiva to so. Much loosey-goosey. -actly. Puja. Loosey Goosey being added to the list of white people catchphrases. Loosey Goosey. That's for this week Serbian. You're more. Burnett bit I don't. Know. Spreading, the love throughout the network all right, let's get back to the game. All right we have dildo somewhere. Love Stick Somewhere and Pee pee township. Yes, Rob. Can you cut those, so we could have them all the time on the podcast. Those sound sound. Sure because. I'm going to say pee pee. Township is not a real town. PP township. Alatha that sounds like the most believable. The P P. could stand for something like A. Spell Kirsten. Maybe maybe I want rob to win the veto no! Township It is spelled. Like each P. is p. as in like urinating, so it's not it's not doesn't stand for an initial. Map? Raynham people. Thinking, walk us through this. I feel like that Le Love Stick. I feel like is a euphemism I feel like that. There could be somebody who named the town and not realize that the love stick could be a euphemism for. Something else. What's the first one? The first one was Dildo Newfoundland deal well look. Could! Be Newfoundland sounds fake honestly. Coordinated. I'm guessing which one is faker? Which is eight jokes? Disagree. Agree or disagree with Allie's. The question is which one is real, or which one is one is not real. Two of them are real, which one is not real. Yeah. I'll say a okay. I'll I'll agree with Alli Lascher. So Rob did not win. Was Sick love. Is Not a real. I should've known that. Let's break this down in the polls. Show here because I want the veto, so I'm like I'm GonNa to give rob the macro? You knew the answer. Purpose. No the answer, because then I would have said I know the answer rob, trust me on this one. I picked the most. You even said. That's the most realistic sounding you. But then when it was spelled p. e. p. e.. To. Throw you off. Zipper because? There's a township and a new something and they're always on. Hard may have may have thrown you all. Your Mr Toast strategy that was strategy is I knew the answer. There was love stick. Rose. US. Playing, the long game here, not want to veto nullify or in the game, so he lost on purpose, lenny sabotage drop on the last class I would've loved to wrap. Rob's veto. When? Emily Comes up this week. I'll freaking. Old I'm here and you veto cats I will fight you. Let's! Let's thank everybody on the on the panel. Let's. Let's say I. Don't know who's sticking around for the mail bag or any. People are invited if they. Want but I'm sure many people are like I'm ready to pull the report on this one now bag. Okay all right, but let's go. Let's go. Around the horn. That third wheel. Zach Thank you again for joining us. Thanks a lot law on to be here with a bunch of people. I listen to all the famous rap Canadians. Former survivor contestant in Hannah. Got Lawn while let's do a lot. Odds really cool okay. Liguori, one of my favorites, so yeah, thanks a lot. Of Crap. Started everybody, I gotta get. Compliments Zach I was reading for you in the third meal now. What I Ben! Male Alley Lascher. Listened to the podcast Akiba, just told me Akiva knows I stumped for you hard after listening. I appreciate that I appreciate every single person who came. AKIVA. How about Zack's connection today? Much better people be very psych. Third Time was the charm for sex connection. Yeah, trump and Laptop did crash within five. After the beginning of the. Money in the pre show, which was Syria pertaining to so thanks, everybody okay all. Zach. Thank you, please Vakili. Thank you for being here with us. Or. I had fun I'd from being here. This is I. Haven't seen you since November so it was nice to get. Get a hello with the rent CENA's. You haven't been on the show since November. Was Mass Rapper. Yeah, was that because we're sitting on four podcast appearances and new book for the five. It was the command dylan effect because it seemed like I was on fourth because I. You guys did try and prank me one time, which doesn't yes, this is the fourth appearance I predict a lot. See You till twenty twenty two now. But I'm very happy to be here. This was a lot of fun. Of scientists would still be on in two thousand, twenty two. You. Guys are here for long. That's the best news I've gotten today. Okay well, thank you. Thank you. Recap debut. They I know I'm so excited. Thank you for having me a lot of fun I've never played Hollywood squares ever in my life never seen it, but as all changed it in either yes. Thank you for popping my my my my. Hollywood squares Sherry just You ever play Hollywood squares again. It's. Very Very. Convenient? Oh No oh no! Okay well. Thank you I'm tiktok Nicole. Thank you so much. Of course. There was fighting than family feuds. I mean that was a low bar to, but it was great to be here. Don't have the war between Chester and Wigley. Cursing, you want to continue the tradition of ranking all the players in the game. Oh Yeah, let's do that. Rank players game actually. You're serious. Player thousand nine, the nine squares after in ranking the squares of this actually I'll be on your twitter. Share less on Tuesday and we love to call it a tier list Tuesday, but I think there will be tears that day. All right. Jenny filty! Could you guys? Take a moment away from. Of whispering in each other's mouths to. Say Farewell Now. Thank you, thank you, guys. I mean. We took a break to eat some, Bacon. fogcast. Canadian irregular. Baking. Canadian Bacon this traffic. and. Regular Bacon yes. Okay all right Jerry fill. Spongebob Matt. Thank you so much. Of course, thank you guys for having me I. Feel like I have some explaining to do tomorrow. When I got on the call on, he's GonNa. Want to know what the Spongebob Matt Means Considering. We were just talking about spongebob yesterday and I. Don't think he knew about this. So, what do you think we I don't know? Where the nickname came from, but a man with no other context, what's better nickname for Matt Liguori? Spongebob Matt or Matty liquorice. LIQUORICE Liguori I've thought liquorice Liguori gets the all three of them are options. I? I gotta go with. That one looks okay, but you have spongebob. But you get the whole the liberation their memoria. Come on now. Yeah, that's not play game we tried to say. Liquors the. Spongebob. Mattie! Legris sounds like never here. Candy Land Oh. No. More, board games. All right. And Buds Person I e Shah is back with us for the first time since we ratified the constitution I, Ye show. It was so nice to have you here. This was so much fun. This is made my day. You guys are I totally agree with what Zach was saying so cool to be amongst all the people that I listen to podcasts dot com, sorry alley. Cats. Alley podcast I love. For my thoughts to her mouth, it's wonderful. She's some okay. This is wonderful. Allie Lascher. Thank you even though we got? WHO. Did Not, did not nail it on township. Rabbits cute that you think I'm leaving I'm staying not getting a text from Akiva in twenty minutes asking me to come less. Because, we had an argument during the mail you were the person who really coined the do not stay for the mailbag. Yeah I did, but I'm in quarantine. It's eight o'clock on a Saturday night and I'm staying. At here and of course. Hannah Little Ness in Hannah. Thank you and your family for being with us here tonight on the square. I did save for the mail bag on my podcast, but I think I should eat dinner with your family your. We'll get you on for for something when there's less than twelve people here, thank you guys so much for having me someone to let you know. You were then twelve people. Wow Studio audience is really getting chromatic. They weren't correcting us on the social distancing. They were correcting us on the grammar. We always correct. What's the mask situation behind them? Let's say. Your patient in is that were six feet apart from the family friends and my parents I've been quarantined with the past couple of months. And there are fewer than twelve people. Okay, not listen. Thank you for me on though all right? Thank you so much and it keep. Is there anything else left to do before we go to the mailbag? No I would like to say one more thing before the mailbox. Yes, I've been getting made fun of a lot this week. And I've been thinking about it and I do not. Think I could beat up Kyle Chandler. All right and we're back in. KHIVA, it's like we're in one of those Jordan Calif mafia games right now because. We have some bad news when the town went to sleep. Of? People did not come out on the other side of this mailbag. Is you're paying for the slug mobile. Yeah, okay, so? Matt Amman. ISSUR and Hannah are not here for the MAILBAG, but the rest of our esteemed Hollywood recap. You would squares panel is still here. Jam Packed. I think we're still still nine people. Okay, the biggest. Biggest mailbag ever had said she said. Milk bag note okay alright so kiva. How are we GONNA do this today? What do you have in store? Well, we have an audio submission that I. Think's worth playing that I emailed you, but in the meantime I sent Kirsten the idea I figured she already did all the work this week. Let's let her do even more work and she could read the ideas that she likes. We have is center like ten fifteen ideas that the listeners sent and you can blame her idea. Okay, so you want to hear the audio. or You want you have it ready? Let's start with you one, and then we'll get into curse God. He's cursing and read a different people on the panel. The idea and they have to agree or disagree. If it should go on the wheel, we can take a vote. Okay, all right. Let's go ahead my hand, we. Were voting here today. Is that what's going on? But I think it needs to win six to three ABA supermajority. I wish I was still here to confirm if we can do this all right i. mean you guys get you just decide what does or does not go on the wheel. anyways, so I think that this falls into the constitution I am a constitutional heard me. Let's hear this idea that Akiva has sent me the audio of. My Name is rob. I'm AKIVA and we lack to wrap. We've got a little show and it's called Ryan Nap. Great ideas is what we seek and we had really good one jus-. Last week we got sidetracked by the, but that slaps leaf. Forgot to talk about listener wraps. The tracks will be filed a like. So. Let's put it on the wheel like. What is us? Why didn't we get? Laid on a beat. The Harry Potter House. Billion Listener. Justin sends in. Musical emissions money. That I cannot be like there's everything again goes against everything I stand for to say bar. Mungo. anyways, that's fine. That was good. I don't like the idea, but I liked the submission. You don't want to discourage creative submissions. Okay, there was creative those creative, so yeah, we have not received idea submission that was in in another format than an email or a voice mail so. A submission sentence song is a good idea, even though we should not do a rap. Listener wraps. What's the? How do you submit of voicemail ideas rob? If you want to, you can go to. Rob Has a website dot com slash? Rene vm fill on the last podcast. I talked about that. I wanted to see some sort of like eight mile battle raps between the listeners. What do you think of that idea? Oh, you know it's just that I personally think that. Gore like I. Just think your specific demographic would be extremely. Good I. Think. That's a good idea. You would win. A great idea. I can't I can't fat like you know. It just makes my skin crawl. I WANNA now. Here's the thing. Here's the thing I've played. There's like a Jack Rocks game where you you basically do like a rap battle with robot, and I pleaded with John John and. You really good. Okay, this is a this could be a spot for John. John on the podcast. You think John John should be wrapping on the show. That's what we that's what we got from the snail bag with my. Back because I heard the. Idea of Georgia wrapping. John. Can you lay down some bars on the for the mailbags week? Trial Okay question with this idea is, so it can be. You specifically mentioned battle. You want this to be a versus scenario, or is this your? Submissions and the top sixteen bracketed or do you want this? Full on distract season on. I like the idea of not a full podcast episode, but season of Chester lays down like a hateful rap about wig learned then Wigley goes back over the top. That's what I WANNA see! League should not be ramping like. I want to hear rap. You if you put them like like the whole concept of last week, you just give these people ghostwriters. Then it's kind of interesting. It makes those. Backups. Kind of like fun because it is performed in a way, that's not absolutely cringing corny. In a battle versus Josh Wiggle Alexander Chester. Those people should not be writing. Appeals Zach. How would you feel? How would you feel your best? On car your whole. Order in the mail. We'll. Conversations going, okay. Alright. Keep, what did YOU WANNA ask Third Wheel Zach why no? I want to know if he would be upset if fourth wheel fifth wheel nabis coming after him, I wouldn't care. I was watching the Patriots sequester. Things got a little heated between some contested. I'd like I I I. People could come at me with any. Distract her about a sequester game. Well. Yes, while I like the idea on paper I wonder in fact. It could get to personal feelings. I'll be. Love to hear. That would be. Be them writing the rats. Oh yeah true. Yeah, they had goals, ghostwriters and What if they had a ghost writer and ghost performer and therefore go sledding Yup. I definitely want to hear them. Okay. All right, so you feel you're okay. You don't want us to make the new catch phrase. Don't rap on LINEAPP. I know I know I'm very four because. The part of me that actually respects that art form is like yelling. Don't do that, but also in would be kind of fun so maybe I. Don't know I'm talking all right. Maybe maybe there's a way to keep us in the wheel waiting room, and maybe there's. Something to it I think there's a beeps lakes forming that any. Lake matchups and there is a ghost writer. Okay all right Kirsten What do you have in the mail bag? Okay so? We've got a lot so I'm actually going to start with John. John Idea called missed connections. John John Wants people. To cement their missed. Like podcast connections, and then Rob Akiva, a professional hopefully people. What do you mean missed podcasts connections like? Hey, we got starbucks and you were the podcast. Alex Koontz from the. IRS that miss connection no for like. He didn't say podcast missed connections, but I think it'd be really funny if it's like I was at the know. It alls after party and I saw this person I was. You know that way to make it work like everyone's out on this. It's fine. Sorry, John Yeah. Okay I'm we also got to? Talk about Miss Connections recently also on the potty. To be honest. Did and I was like jumping up and down because a girl I. I of university was the subject of a craigslist misconstrued. I want to say that it was on the Liana podcast. The cosmo quiz is because one of COSMO. Quiz questions was like you go on connections and see if there's a guy that you saw some somebody. Yeah. This one is called Robin Akiba pull the plug. So, basically there are a lot of ideas that you're not sure. If you wanted on the wheel or not, each of these ideal ideas would have like an advocate who would create an elevator pitch for that idea. They would come on and tell you why it should go on the wheel, and if at any point you lose interest, you just hang up on them. He's pulled the plug. That idea is dead forever. The stuff that's in the wheel waiting room I. This is called when we clean out the Mellberg. Or these new ideas Carson, it just says. Things you're unsure about putting on the wheel like Dandy So it looks like maybe this should go into the waiting room because it needs some work. Your. On in pitch ideas we did we did do that. We had people call in, and we have done in the past. Where like will comes on and we go through the stuff that's in the mail bag we. The mail bag of stuff like this, you have hang up with hang up on. People Rob. But it's of mean we're lucky, but he is even a listening. Let alone wanting to talk to US tonight. For that stuff I came to me. Okay, fine We've got for Manda Robin. Akiva have a bidding war. So you are given a topic. Or Different Amanda. Amanda so different Amanda Okay Tell You. So, you're given a topic for example past super bowl winners, and the between, and then whoever's turn, it is you. Bid On how many you think, you would be able to get right. It's like a name ten. Yes, and then the opposition would decide a will. Can they answer more or less? And then. You continue bidding until a team ops out, and then the team that wins the bid to has to the name that amount. Rename all all. Winter Akiva. Wouldn't. Pass Super Bowl winners. I understand the game We did anybody be excited if this came up on the wheel. I. Don't think so, Holly last be! Okay, so maybe I'll give an example of a fun category. I. Like this where it's just you guys like everyone so over me as a guest, I always advocate for fewer guests. I like that it just you guys bantering having some competition between the two of you. Be Poking Fun at each other. I just like the premise that sets you guys up to chat interesting okay? LemMe. Hear so other opinions from the panel. Does anybody feels strongly or against this idea we should have you got winners as a category. Wears okay, how many could you name? Okay. I'm with Allie on the I. Like when you guys Banters, so if it's it's something that is kind of a vehicle for more bantering on in sign me up to watch that listen to that nine times out of ten. Always there is this name. Does it a sharp name away from going on the wheel? It was called Robin Akiva. HOW THE BIDDING WAR! That's not that Great Robin? Each Other. Reasons. One outburst? okay. that's good. Elliott like we have the sound for Marios one up only. Getting the mushroom, not the green mushroom. You lost me. Anything about Mario Elie some stuff about Mary. I don't know what he's talking about now. Why does stuff yeah? Yeah, that's just guys always say Marriott like Robson Mary from Long Island, but is it not is the video game version of Mario Not Mario or is it near? You create only. To hear that, and then call him. Mario is kind of. Just, I've found that, so offer like actually. Nicole's it alone. Island thing that we say Mario. Disagree with of the I've Seen Mario. Kart okay. You, guys have to saw what a shot! When somebody one upsets on the podcast! Now he the grassy. Rob. A couple ideas from. Rob Yeah, what is? Can you. Do. If? I'm really confused about what the Rene bought is and how it's working. 'cause it's the. Droll with like gibberish all we're not performance are what is what is rap by? Can you explain to me? Yes, there used to be something called the robot, which was the rob character. Sense more was like okay. It was just like Gobbledygook of mashed up Rupert tweets, but this is this is like original ideas that are coming out of this original pitches, and some of them are nonsense, and some of them like a lot of like on twitter and people like this so many. Coming like a once every five minutes, it's a machine gun. They're going with quantity more than. SAY RECAP IDEA Gender Gen-. Gender that glitch that me where you put in you put in the name of an idea like. Rob Goes to the dentist. Let's say and it gives you. It gives you the explanation. From where do you go for that? It's an astronaut bought and then. Okay, so there's a there's now a thing that says a Rodney keep a need an AI. And so that you say idea and then give. It tweets it. It doesn't tweet it. It gives you an idea it's like. Here's what Harry Potter House. You're in that sort of like yours your? Ideas for your your own personal idea, but it doesn't that the form is asking for the name of your idea, and then your Mitch and the status of your idea and your name and email, and then what does it give you? Oh I, don't know. It sounds like it's stealing office. Taking. For your home address gives you a name. A put a name like Robin Akiva have a comcast which I've been trying to figure out what the name of the podcast. Idea, so the licking its BAIOCCO is gives is like stealing people's ideas. But the idea generator. Okay, so we just need to say an idea like. Kiva GETS A. Makeover, I keep it gets. A glow up or a makeover. Call Out, okay. Keep Kiva gets a glow up, and then I hit generate, and says this may take a while Akiva gets aglow up. Roger Bag and makes a playlist especial. Thanks to Jennifer hosting okay. Oh thank you Jenny. Jenny to hide out. It seems like just gibberish. So, what do you say about the report all right, so I'm just GonNa read a couple of tweets from recently we're not, but it's called mix tape season, two episode, seven or an APP clip show with a host compete to be the one that send the most Raunchy clips Chester Internet mail bag. You competing to see who can send the most Raunchy clipped chester I mean it doesn't always make sense rob you just have to. You just have to play with it Robin. Fed Up Tim for copyright infringement. Until Dr Jan. Yeah, why is this coming up? Yeah, Okay Robin Hour or whatever and the host would pick someone who could do the show for the price. All right. This is nonsense biggest fan. For Robin, keep it a pull. The Plug Committee Stars by Jennifer Aniston. We love drew blood, but she's no longer with us. Quote tweeted that saying it was art. Art I do like that. The Rene Pot is Vicky from small wonder. That's the ones that do so far. Hints and it's just like you know just like the loop up sometimes like. Some very special things I don't even understand that some of these things. It's just like gibberish. Words! high-concept for anybody to understand and that's why it's funny. person everything else for us from the actual mail will read Robin. AKIVA become superheroes suggested by shut up Tim Josh Way. Glare. This is gone a lot of momentum i. Hate superheroes! I don't hate him. I'm just nothing them. You don't like them because they're not realistic. You said you're gonNA like realistic movies. So this one is rather calm hoosiers. We're GONNA. Keep it become superheroes. So Kevin, and it says Kevin, and is so it could be wigger or shut up Tim. Keller okay, so it's Kevin and Josh Joshua Craft Narratives based on your lives and give you superhero origin stories. Name, costume. Design rogues gallery super is the. Amuse like. So. It's Wigley on the wheel. How can you say no uncle? I need to hear from our panel here. I Love Baby. that. Josh Wig Ler is willing to come on here and talk about superheroes and you still like Let me think about could have. We learned anything. You'd be happy to come on Ali, can you? Hear you don't like this idea. I. Don't care for this idea, but I would absolutely listen to it, so it's like an automatic slammed like there's no way that I would be like. Oh, I have to pass on this idea It'll be a good episode. It'd be a far at worst for me. Doesn't care about two beers. It will be like replacement, level, episode, and people probably because John. Go Rub we're trying to. We're not going for replacement players certainly not hitting diggers every week. Away Worse. John excited to come on here then. I would follow his vision. Okay! Even, if the content is not interesting to someone. Will always come for wig? You don't want gentle. You. Don't want gentle Jewish stereotyping in your origin story. I feel like that will be right on. The line of funny was invited. I always wanted the power of invisibility that checks out. His. His Mike and not him. What I'm right here, rob what would you? What would you? What was your superpower? They always want well I want to know. Why did you need to be invisible so bad? We're going. To the class. Like basic superhero things I want to fly. That'd be good. Bonk seems like a lot of work. Yeah, get places quickly. Quicker, but I feel like you're very sweaty. Sweat you. You want. Praise never seen superman like out of breath after. Like easy. You. Discussion rate here of the merits of different superpowers. meets. Honestly if any of the hosts were like Hey, I feel very strongly about this idea. This is a home run. Put this on that I go with the vision it really because I feel like I. Did that with the sleepover podcast and that's not what happened. Buick. I? Before go back and check the tape I wanted to do I said I wasn't sure if it was for the live that that was I said it's a podcast and you're like well. Maybe we'll do it not. Saying listen. Host that ultimately was a Dingo so? I'm just saying I. Don't think you'd follow all of us off renee. would. Win This. We ask Akiva and then Kiva like is a gatekeeper, and keep their ideas from rob, and if Rob Hill. Is Insane try five? We. Have the numbers to gang up on Akiva right now and it's crazy. This bullying! Kiva Anita podcast. Not Ryan and we're happy with swears. All right, we're recording. Sit here and let rebel against the whole. Bullying. Joe. Okay are we putting Josh Wig? superheroes on Kevin Na, Deo does not know what this podcast is. Yes, also check out the artwork on. Jacked I am dummy thick? Somebody said in the Red Sea the ships with no laces. Laced the best the Velcro more dummy fixed. That's a word dummy Nicole. Can you explain with dummy thick means I? Don't know what it means like steak with. Is like extra thick like you're looking like double take dub kicked up on a Sunday. Dick. Proud of Nicole saying. Looking on the dummy part of it, so dummy just means. Like you're looking so thick, it's just stupid. Can Mother things beat dummy? Of course this. Dummy confused. A. Dummy long episode of. This is. I wouldn't say that, but you could sit yet. No Phil has all the technicalities. What happened to millennial bootcamp coming back? Why hasn't gone mechanism now? I've gloves. When was the last time you guys looked at the sequel mechanism to add things on 'cause like why? Where's master in? Know well. We talked about that. It's early. It's people always want sequels. You gotta give. Kevin February two lever. Even we aren't even dating. It, why can't? We need more of a theme for that one. because. Took talking to call. Out here's my idea I was actually going to come in and drop this and thank. God filthy is here. We have millennial boot camp. Why Not Make Jesse camp to? There's a lot of things that are like right on the order, and I can help. Clarify okay all right so. That Nicole you're joining Phil. Phil t on the panel to bring more the Zepa. Yeah I think. That's why that's. Why Advisory! Yes, this is great. Team and For me. This could be a great opportunity, but he's a Cheddar. What's jeter. We actually have. Cheese. On. The thing is like. Big At that time, cheese was Kinda like. I was trying to have. More sometimes you make. Old thing about being. MISSTEP okay. This is a great time to say that actually I didn't see it on the chart. Keep it put it right on the very bottom row here. We actually have an idea from tiktok Nicole individuals, can we? Talk Nicole. And this tweet low key a lot of momentum for me a low-key. It's Robin Kiva. Do Twitter makeovers so people submit their twitter's. I don't really have a great twitter. Handle you. Give us any bio. You give us an idea for a photo. We give you a little bit of powder selves and we'll see what you guys come up with Kerry. Twitter. Glow up, Akiva. What do you think of that? Was that Third Zach I couldn't. It took me like a half hour to find his twitter? He's four underscores okay. Zach this is true. Yeah, I hadn't prior to this I hadn't touched my towards your years. Okay, I honestly don't even know my handle, so yeah, feel free to sign them. Widow also tried to. Handle after the third very hard. It's very hard. I tried to. Twitter gloat up. That's all you know. Are you. Follow, look. And stuff but I never actually like interact with people and like reality TV Language. Is like your. Your tweets are trashed, too, but it's for the entire Anapa audience it's. On. You guys can make it over, yeah. We'll do a great job after the ball. This lots episode on Hip. He'll make my twitter. But what are you talking about I frigging rhyme the Hadi's antibodies that. What I heard I think you are doing a good job. I was telling rob this yesterday. I think you were doing a good job. You guys have conversation without me on the on the facebook Friday. Okay I got nervous. So? Raleigh conversation with value. Three wheels together maybe. A third wheel and the two wheels are talking when the the the main wheel is. Genuine concern there, yeah, I think it's five, but anyways what I'll say is I. Think Kiva got to Hong off on the Hackman. The Guy who said that stuff in I what's out there? Who Can? beat the drum. You're all this has to be cool to make a much hagman too much hack. made it I will say someone a blessed person in the suburb that went through the whole song, and wrote down who came up with which lyric and it's. To the red, it's literally their underlines incredible. No you did it. You guys did a great infinity will did an amazing just in particular when you were trying to make a rhyme gene Hackman's. We, that was drawn goal. But I was. arrived. It was good looking the young people laughing your Gene Hackman jokes. Okay, all right I, have another suggestion that I think it just wake. You just saw just close out twitter. Glow up if it's. Not Up for putting on the wheel. Yeah, I think it needs I can. Call. In the waiting room is in the waiting room, yes, Jenny I just saying Robin. AKIVA ANITA MEDIATOR AND I I mean I feel like I played this role when I was on the catchphrase podcast in the mail bag portion. You guys aired some grievances. With each other and discuss from yes. And I just think that like you know you guys have been doing this for so long. We have a lot of grievances, AKIVA. Therapy is basically like I. Am not like you're not a therapist. That is the problem with that. Therapist that wants to step in and but I think that like Robin Akiba need. A mediator to discuss their their issues or diplomat or if. We have alley lecture. Here's my only, but I love the offset. I would be here from the podcast. My only issue is much like the Constitution I actually think the actual constitution episode happening was like the worst thing to ever happen to wrap like I. Don't want you to work out your. Shin! I want petty tension the whole time it's an do really league one podcast could actually penny fixing just saying I feel like the unspoken like little outbursts that occur between them are important to the podcast. And if they were to air all these things out, it would be like the broken glass of like Oh. Do I actually say that? We actually talk about that like that's my one concern about Cuban need a mediator. Should we find a mediator to? We can have on demand I e Sha fire now she's. Different. Different emotional healing. person who make sure that the podcast is fair, and that things are following the rules. This person would be specifically to help robin only. Stable person and I will show you a bad podcast. We do not to be emotional. All Right? Okay, so let's let's table the mediator. One one or two more. Okay. Ruptured every mailbag have nine people going over each other. You guys have talked about. No, you shouldn't what it's like. We have the numbers, so it's like it's like the audience yelling at you so great, but there's nothing but love here. I hope everyone. Some confirmations there's nothing but love here. Just love! Mustard. Every single person call and just like killed three Minimum Alison Wait Im in Israel. Let's go. I'm getting yelled at Lake I wasn't anyways. I'm Aaron really wants you guys to reconsider the relapse generation war. They make the point of specifying. Make sure the generations are properly divided. Don't put Gen Z. and millennials together. Thank! You keep okay well good. We have our focus group here. Is there interest in this generation war of twenty year olds battling with three year olds and forty fifth year old the way that they describe this idea is that basically it would be like a quiz show, and it'll be like the millennials get asked a question that a gen-x would be more likely to know the answer to the Gen X. would be ask questions at like a millennial Origen Z would be more likely to know and then if that person gets their trivia question wrong, the other team can then steal from them is how it's. More bias to like, but all this January has been around a long. What if what if it's great? Can they know what? Against to sixty year, olds, it's like boomers verse Jen's is getting in. On the PODCAST. Six Year. To have someone linking. My Dad the burn dog can come on. Own. GRANDPA can maybe on I don't think Howard Weiner coming on us. All right. Let me ask. Let me ask the. The youngest people on our panel here Nicole Zach. Do you want to hear yes or no? I'd be down here. It would kind of be like how alley felt about. Superhero is kind of how I feel about this one. It'd be interesting, but our. No of it'd be your. Older people have to say right. No, not true. I just think it'd be kind of a weird podcast visit to but I and no I'm not tired of what old people have to say. Well okay. How about? So I like the idea of playing with generations of MS degree basically. I don't really understand. Yeah, I don't understand like the actual format of the podcast like I'll go, and I'll make fun of boomers millennials all day. It's actually a trend on tiktok right now. Agenda attacking millennials. FORCE ORIGINAL YEAH! Millennials we get it from the older people. We get it from the younger people. Maybe deserving. Gen-x boomers do it some I get mad when the the younger generations GonNa Make Fun of me go for I saw I saw a it was lifted from Tiktok that some some. Gen, Z. People said Hey millennials. They are all like all they care about. Is You're there? Harry Potter House. It's like do a line of coke already. All adults do is say I love my dog. Oh drink coffee and have a moustache. It's like Nope I'm Jay z order. We hear you. Millennial for me. Ninety six. Conversations hold on hold on. Responding to curse. Show yes. One more idea for us. Okay I'm GONNA give you one from the list. I'm going to give one that came up on my twitch stream this week. So it came up that on online dating APPS I. Don't know how to send the first message and. We thought it might be fun if you guys helped myself or other misguided loveless curmudgeon. Come up with open minds. Okay, how `Bout this take! Oh, take lines from the NAPA opening lines on dating APPS. Coke instead. Should we robin make the first move? What do you think Kibo? But that sounds great. Then, but are they just like describing the person and we're coming up with something to like. With the bio like week so. They're like is pulling up because. If you're interested in someone on tinder or hinge or bumbled whatever? You see the profile and in my opinion, sometimes don't pander too much, but you cater the opening response. To the the bio. Is that. You heard by the way this. Yes, yeah. So then he just. One hundred accounts with the same line. Right I do one. On opening line guy who does A. We review the the the BIOS and come up with the right opening line for that. By how many times is this podcast suggested you. How many times a week you guys get A. Tinder. Robin Overall Take Overweight Rob. How about we have three people on and we in real time it's like. A Zachary single. Dating APPs you don't have to answer. Yes, I am, but no I would not like to be. You, guys get big over. Here rambler. Literally you make my whole fumble bio for me because I'm. Rob Hey? Do you think I could beat up Kyle Chandler? I'll remake the bio. And then we start messaging, we pick. Sir. I think there's three parts to this I think one is the profile makeover. I think critical second third part is you make the message, but you're not most likely not going to get a response on the I. Mean You might you might not so it might just be like that's it the one message so I think the critical second part and somebody would really have to be here for this. Is You evaluate their past mistakes in? On the APP. Like where did they go wrong? What is their past lines? Mavra Sega. Stopped like. Yours. When you boasted lake. So, I! Think we're we're on board I. Think that the next step is that we need to find if there's anybody who is willing to have this conversation with us, so if you all want to be that person in one of the people. Is you think this is right in the right move Akiva? Yeah, so we could. Do you think we? I think we do multiple people also yeah, but we have to. Her with at least one. Young, guys getting. Care I ghost. Everyone I talked to anyways, so you can go forward you. Your opening line Kirsten cases. Here's the thing I preferred to not have the opening line because I don't like talking to people, but bumble makes the girl do the first move so? I go. WHAT'S COOKING COOKING? Yeah, now you're cooking. Hang, because then they're stupid. This stupid men are like Oh. This is what I had for dinner. What did you? Bad opening line. Back Catholic Jenny said. This is evidence that the. In May curse, the May be beyond help, but we can save A. Great. Britain us on the wheel. Is this on? I'm ready. To. Quarantine got These cursing, mcinnis! Okay, we have any other volunteers were on the show. I know. Nicole says. To pull up my own messages to see okay, yes, and what are you saying? I'm saying that I would love to wash. Go Down but. My past experience with online data. It was not good enough to give any advice and I am no longer in need of advice i. Interrupted, chatting to say that he has a girlfriend and guess what I'm in love in your. I get to flex one thing I'm a flex it. I also WanNa say I'm married and I've been dating my current wife for seventeen years and. There were even dating APP so I also. In my way for seventeen years also yes. Dating his life, he doesn't get her a card. I'm a famous Liam Neeson movie sake. Go. You have a very special skill set. Okay, okay. All Right What's on the wheel before through the whole case restores yes. We could pitch idea. I only stayed here. It was not a good idea. Those I got this. I really just wanted to say that I came up with the whoopie cushion and Akiba refused to say so I have to show up here. Grievance that I did not get credit for that. What I have an Adam Sandler movie that I feel like should be considered for the Auger whatever you're gonNA. That's better than we had last night. Is Have you seen the netflix movie murder mystery with Jennifer Aniston meaning. I think it's a good candidate. I mean I did watch grant I'm studying for the bar at the time so procrastination. Heavy up, she was too busy to come to our live show. She was saying for the Bar, but not too busy to watch murder mystery not. Only takes less time than a trip to. An Makita for the sleeper. Keep going. I, it's a it's a movie with Adam Sandler. Jennifer Aniston the I. Yes and They end up in like knives out the bad, but it's not horrible so I think it's like right in that sweet I like nights out, okay. It's. Okay I'm playing with is going in the crappy moment diaper. Bag put it in. Put it in. Because all right mark lesser. Yes, I feel like I. Would this is an opportunity that we're not gonNA. See me fill and Nicole here. The people that are brought up to talk to you guys before I know that it was brought up last week. Your ideas are about it or if there's any way we can resolve it, because when I pitched it way back when I also squatted on an APP Tiktok, just in case, we needed it, so we have that account of we want it. But I feel like there's something there getting something there that we can can be put on the table. I always say. Put It on the. Wheel Kiva shoots it down. I don't think we have a focused enough idea. overpowered. The three of US need to get together and really like. Put the brainpower in because this has been racking my brain for months now there's nothing more I love. Tiktok, so yes and we didn't know going beyond. Okay. Can you. Can you guys then for? Come up with something that will convince a Kiva a two or three sentences that will make it keeps us a yes next week. Have a summit and we'll get back. To the pits! All right here's what's coming up on the wheel right now. We have season three episode seven the Coin Flip. We have the crappy movies that goes eligible right even though it technically was the winner, okay? Crappy movie diaper with the People's choice. Is that eligible again? I think so yeah. Okay, right. Rapid squares is done. We have freaky is frequently. Shows are trash I. Kinda shows a should off the wheel I think it's off. I think we had given it fuel. Core got renewed for season two. Right, okay Nicole Qube staying. Yeah, and I heard like crazy things about that chilling particular. Keep it. Keep it price right Ken Ralston. Romans frame PR firm to men's our trash. Oh, I forgot all about that one the Kiva. Can I be honest what? I spend a lot of time in this podcast every week and I go through things and I don't remember what that idea to men's. Our trash is that we are going to have a random number generator that will generally number between one. Hundred idea podcast, and then whatever number is randomly generated as the idea that we will have to do got it okay. Rob Beekeeping get dragged. Choose your rap bencher and Robin Akiva. Make the first move is not eligible for this week, but it is on the wheel. Okay, and then we had one thing on the wheel today. one thing on the wheel. And then what was Josh Wigley Superhero? Superior sandbagged. Movies I, but that's what about the Rock podcast to. Go on the, wheel! Calling a new game of Mafia starting to call and I have to go, so let's right all right. Yeah, IT'S A. Kick this door in about two minutes into. She'll be fine with. All right all right. I'm surprised I haven't gotten a text yet. Right, let's. Let's spin the wheel. And then we gotta get Outta here all right all right so I wanNA thank everybody again for coming on wheels, but I hope it's I hope it's like one of these people's choice three times. Here's The wheelspin ninety reborn to call dancing with the wheel looking for. Its Robin Akiva. Get dragged. All right. Yes okay, so we are going to find out what are drag persona will be next week on Robin pod. We canceled I. Don't think I hope not. Now, there's hype for this one I think. Okay, good goes. Don't fracking and you'll be fine. That means either I'll go google that after the show. Okay, yeah, all right so I wanNA thank our panel right now. I do have to wrap this up anything that they WANNA. Plug here quickly before. I'm going to get divorced I just wanted to promote. the. Karate time remix coming out in a month or settling. Tanks. Entered bars I'm on the remix me. Will from America, AND PROBABLY I! DuNno DJ. Mark. Talk Dot com slash behind the secret. Absolutely at last. Person said what Zach's terrible twitter name. What it is going uploading. Jenny autumn. It Really Twenty six? Yes, it's still. There, you go all right. Up What's coming up on the thirty podcast I don't know gesture said. We're doing a podcast tonight. BUBBA and he's watched seven episodes seven seasons of survivor this week. He's very excited about heroes villains. At some point. We have talked about sports I have found our sports podcast become no less popular than a survivor, slightly troubling for sports podcast, but we'll deal with that if there's ever sports back all right. Thank you all so much for listening. Take care have a good one by. Name. Think? Arms. Go Arkansas. Rockets'll baby. That's. Barbecue. Guys start. I'm. It's. That was the the. I got I got. Fabio. I'm. Highlands On. Showers moment. got. Wrong. saw. Same. bagger odd choose. Model losing streak that sports. As, I can't see inside my shoes at this point. Lasting sired of testing, looking for hotties I got into body. Starts a ringing. DOT singing the. Wants to troy swinging. Acquaintance that's dry on dating. She said she was on board. To. Go back inside. Maybe summer won't be so bad, amy on the only reason I was ever feeling so sad. 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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #100: Rob & Akiva Have a 100th Episode

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #100: Rob & Akiva Have a 100th Episode

"WHOA. Wait. Why will? Not. The. Needle. That's right. Episode Number One, hundred baby. Here, we are back for the one hundredth time here with a man who is the busiest man in podcasting thirty two fans new girl old Guy Robin Akiva need a podcast here he is star of sequester and more. On TV Akiva Winokur. Rah. First of all, you're to how how many weeks ago I get the sequester. Andro four semesters this one just this one people of multiple people messaged me and said, did you know that you an rob? Yes. Finish fifth place for online reality game show played in one night and we both finished in fifth place. People are like Oh the same. The same. You know you have the same placement as rob. That's very cool and we both went out because we don't know how to do a three year old level memory puzzle. Why do you say that why I'm joking? That's how I went out. and. Had nothing to do that I I I went out because. Two people foolishly believed that going to the end with a couple was the guy in the same house. was. The right way to go Yeah. Yeah. So Okay great I'm at the end with. Care Losing people anyway. Uncle key. Here we are episode number one hundred can you believe it? I can't believe it. I think listen when I started podcast you know we did one hundred eighty episodes the Siamese With just. But now look at us. We Are we are we on top. When I put out the first episode made the graphic for Episode Number One, Rob Makita podcast season three episode seven perfect strangers and I started the was episode zero zero one. Perfect strategies. Seven perfect strangers, people mocked me and said Oh it's a good thing that you have all those Zeros on there because this podcast is definitely going to go to triple digits. Don't think. That away in the back of my head, you remember who said it? Call them out I I. Think I know who said it but I, don't remember specifically I'm like ninety five percent. Sure. But I won't I won't say just in case it. Yes. Okay. Do you give me a hint the? To what that it was a man? Yes. To we play guess who. Stressed to sure. Side I don't remember for sure. But when the point is, we did it we're at triple digits and now we have to start talking about making a fourth digit on our episode titles because you know soon, we're going to be at zero nine thousand Dow pretty soon because we're going daily. Are We know okay. Imagine if we pull this off daily like. I don't know it would be as quick turnaround on a lot of the ideas that need other people. It'd be very hard to do daily. It is funny because it's an annoying. If you have an episode in on the wheel like if you're a guest who's Tied to specific episode, and you're not very familiar with the podcast. It's a weird ask it's like you might come on next week or you might come on and twenty twenty, two. Yeah. If you know someone who's not a Superfan has no idea and even if you know the podcast, it's annoying like I could message you tomorrow recommended you in two years but imagine if it's like at any day we could come calling. And that's what we need like. We need hundreds of ideas wheel. Basically, we can do this part daily, but we'd have to have wheel Wednesday whereas something like Wednesday we'll do it comes up on the wheel. And or do you think do weekends or would we five days a week because? I. I think of a single pockets that comes at seven days a week right? Right. There's I. Don't think so I don't think. PODCASTS. Seventies way. I mean you do? Week does. Guess the one on the only one that. If you record your, but you don't have like a set one every day you're like most podcasts more structured release get not every single week Do we do seven days a week but sometimes we do you think you might do the most podcasts that have anybody honestly probably anyone who makes their living podcast. I'm sure there's some guy who just does ten a day but like if somebody was actually like a professional podcast I can't imagine I mean you've got Sarah doing ten every three year. Yeah and then the opposite end of the spectrum you've got robbed ten week. Yeah. But we're here to talk about Robin and Akiva. Today. Not, not cereal. Yes. But I I do think that we could do a four hours of banter daily and then something that comes up on the wheel once away. Oh so it'd be one rap and the rest would just be talking Yeah Jeff Radio Show than a than a pot radio show have guests come in and out yeah we go. We could do you're pitching guests you guess. Guests would just call in for like thirty minutes or so okay. Fine and it would be experts or would it be listening? We could take calls. That's fine we can do either I mean we're up for hours. We gotta fill the time I. Guess we would have a lot of time to fill would there be commercials I don't think people would be paying. If, it was a radio show we'd have to we can take some commercials, but let's let's not. You know completely develop a new format today today we're here to talk about so much to do today. Yeah, it's probably GonNa be our longest episode. It's a very busy episode. I bet it's not. Okay maybe it's not. We have. We also like we one of our initial things was like one hundred episode was a great to tuning in point for a new listener. and. Now, I'm thinking there's going to be hundreds of sort of inside baseball jokes. Because we're we are clip show right where they will. Highlight, we'll be clips and If if you WANNA know like you know the best things we've done in the past that will be there burleson getting roasted I tend to fifteen of our of our friends now maybe enemy. Yeah and I feel like that's going to be a lot of inside baseball. Yep. Then we're going to do a royal rumble. With again I. I, think it's probably split between people who if you're not familiar, this podcast will have no idea where they are and people you might know who they are. Let's say Kevin Costner's in there. Somebody you know why he's there. So that's inside baseball and then then there's a mailbag. Regular. Inside. Wrestling. That's true inside wrestling. and then and then the Mailbag, which is you know no different than any other weeks yeah. figure out what's going to be episode number one, hundred one yes. I what I don't know if this this, this could end up being the worst jumping in point for a new listener but good for normally. Yeah, look. A listener could jump in any week could just find something that interests you and that's your. That's your an. Okay fine. So maybe they're interested in a fake awards show slash trump's yeah. That's we're about the maybe. Okay. So we have a bunch of clips for you to play or for us to play for you and we're going to throw to, and then we'll react to them. So without further ado, we're going to set this up from the little bit I understand we're going to be throwing it here to this is going to be like an award show. Can you explain that concept? Yes. So this the whole thing was put together by our friends shut up Tim and Lindsey Wilson Okay. And I believe there's a there's a you know a lady named Rene is going to be interesting the guests and show exclusive report. Rene is like a professional voice over artist who listens to US show Oh said can I do the video for for for the nappy awards and I said sure and she did it and then she sent me a bill for five thousand dollars. No, she can send me a bill. But Rene I'm so excited to have her in the podcast universe. Yes. So then So yeah, we're GONNA I think it's going to be a roast and then and then we could talk about the roast and then there will be a an award and then we talk and then back to Roast Award. Award? Okay. So let's play the first clip of setting up the award show and we'll be back. With, you along the way and then you'll also hear us we're gonNA listen to this live. So you you might hear US reacting to stuff as we go along but let's open it up the. What's it called debris nappies yeah I think it's the wrap your words nappies okay, and this is for twenty twenty or four all of Robin and like the first one, hundred episodes I think the first one hundred. Hundred episodes. Award show if this goes well. Okay. Two hundred might just be like seen three episode seven. I duNNo. Okay. All right. Here we go. Let's go. Let's go out to the coverage of the awards. Welcome to the RIM nappy awards. One hundred episodes of renown. Congratulations. Rob and a keep. Thank you. Welcome to the stage. Mike Bluest is socially distanced. Hey Everybody Mike Bloomberg here I am so happy to be a part of Robin Akiva, a podcast number, one hundred mainly because now I can say that to Zeros describes both the number and the host of the podcast I've had the pleasure of appearing on several episodes and while doing so I've realized the PODCAST is a lot like snl they're both run by out of touch white guys they both do way too many game shows and neither one has been funny in two years. I listened back to the origin two years. I'm saying that for SNL as. was less than that was funny. Yeah, we we've had a couple year. Yeah. Lauren is is on the out Oh you can we pause and talk about them is that? If you want. You want to. Know I mean I let it. Go. Let him go. Sure. Okay. Ask that you guys did a few weeks ago and I couldn't notice you very concentrated on the timeframe of when I conceived my son and I was a little weirded out at first. But actually it totally makes a lot of sense as to why you're so fixated on my bedroom habits, you guys are fans of the jets. So of course, you have no experience with seeing things to completion. WHOA WHOA. When did we talk about Mike? Conception I. He's people were tweeting at us that we were talking about it during the prequel episode to this podcast. But I have no recollection of fat or I've ever caring about if my a baby when he had a baby but I don't know that was was. Seventeen also used to live like very close to metlife stadium. So that might have been one of the what does that mean seeing things to completion is that what he thinks the super bowl is called. I don't know I don't know what are the few completions for something somebody that we root for near that stadium come. All right. But of course, that's not true. AKIVA is the father, a four beautiful children. So we know that one part of actually works AKIVA. Frequently wears a baseball hat as you may know, and not only make sure that his head is covered at all times but it makes them look completely different from the picture of him. That's hanging in the post office so good on cave but of course, we cannot criminal rob a lot of people get on him for. Support, but it totally makes sense to me because he has no taste I mean seriously with his beard and his plaid shirts. He is a great reminder of why Kurt Cobaine? Killed himself. Wow what is Is that meaner to Kurt Cobaine or to me I? I don't even think roasting US I think roasting they're gonNA. Should've been a laugh track on these. I get. Maybe we'll be the laugh track. Yeah, we're the. Okay All right. But seriously for almost two years, the listeners have said here we are now entertain us and you guys intern have sent us to straight nirvana the creativity and cannon you bring to this podcast is absolutely second to none, and as a result you've built one of the most devoted and energetic fan bases. I have ever seen you guys stretch the limits of what can be covered on one feed, and I can say without a doubt that after one hundred episodes you've proven to be one of the most entertaining podcast in history. Well as per usual I have talked way too much. But congrats on one hundred episodes guys I cannot wait for more. Okay thank you so much to Mike Bloom Akiva were. Fifteen minutes in here. It was expecting so much nirvana talk in our one hundred episode been a lot of Dave Grohl, on twitter I did I think I might instructions were forty five seconds for for the roasters but I don't know forty five seconds usually enough for Mike but he went way longer than. What does that mean? I don't know he said we're obsessed with his even kid Week. So we give an award to the best roaster of of of the night. Sure. Sure. Okay. Roaster the worst roasters banned for the next hundred episode. Allow. co-signing that Kosovan. Okay. Okay. All right. So are we ready for our first award of the night? Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. Do We know what the award is? I think we're going to tell us. Okay. All right take it away Rene. The winner of the bath time and Akiba God dragged is. All right. So Akiva have you given any thought to what what kind of style their nominees for any of these awards or they just they come right out and say what the awards I think. This is winters only it's like the I'm trying to think of an award show that just has winners and maybe there are not. And it gets just why you want to hear like five everything for twenty hours. Maybe they were nominees, but we're just playing the win like maybe there were. Five scenarios where we got dragged the best one. Okay. All right drag would you have? I'm not sure why are there like? What's what's the most popular style? What like what are what are my options I think you know a grace I think those may better than than Beth enjoy like what? What what a UC for. What do you see from? What do I see I? Think you're probably you know the comedy I thought you both might be the. Comedy Queen, it's easy. podcasting about Seinfeld. So did have I did have some names I through through by together maybe some that would make sense based on. Oh, I thought Gene Hackman is a very funny. That's pretty good. Gene G. J.. J.. E., A. N. but it's like my aesthetic is like Jay Leno and I only wear denim. Wow. Already digging this a lot. Really combined a lot of different things. They're a lot of things. Very busy. So when you? Would you have a prosthetic or? Of Gin to go along with that if you. Yeah. That's a good question I get the big or. Woman hair I feel like it'd be like like curly hair. Yeah I I don't have I. Don't have an affair I'd have NFL get away. Yeah. But yeah I liked Gene Hackman that's pretty good with with the Jay and I'm just going to wear like get a Jean Jacket and jeans than. Like a fake. Think Peel, is a funny name as could be a good man that. The steady steadied ops was when I thought. Okay. Still. Need ops. Yeah, I. saw is the last thing. But you know half woman is ten out of ten. Maybe change twitter handle to. Okay. There you go. That was from Robin get dragged July. Fifth. Twenty twenty I think that we that I can tell what the clips are I. Think we could do a better job of setting up what clip we're going to be listening to. Oh yeah that's a good. Yeah. We'll. We were GONNA adjust things on the fly. podcasts about we figure things out on air on the floor because I feel like I don't know this isn't working. We're we'RE GONNA adjust. Okay. Okay. Do you know how do you know which one that's from? Are You googling that? Is there do you have do one episode grace was on talking about what are drag persona was going to be? Okay. Right yeah, okay. Yeah it's not that long ago. It was only a couple of weeks ago back on July Fifth Twenty Twenty episode. Number Ninety one, a where Jean Hack woman was born. Okay. All right. Are you ready to hear from our next roaster? The. I'm ready to hear from other roasters. I've a feeling I'm GONNA get hit much harder than you on these rose I. Don't know it is why do you think people I think the podcasters or maybe a little more afraid of you? They're afraid of me yeah. They think like Oh robs ever invite me on show if I mean damn and then but that's Probably true and then. I also think probably a little quirkier than you know. Yeah possible. But I normal. Or maybe I'm just better at hiding all my. Oh, for sure for sure. I'm more open about my weirdness Okay. All right. Let's go ahead and hear from our next roaster. She is a star of Rob Nikki Vinnie podcasts. It's our good friend Matty the twelve year old. Welcome to the stage Mattie. Hey, it's mattie AKIRA USO yeezy new podcast while gain down you're so skinny. You just got office survivor. And do you know the other sources of protein decides chickens? Kiva your millennials stuck in the by in mindset of the balloon while your phony and are you got a phony a phony? I hope she elaborates on that. What's What's the context boy and Matty's? Rapid Fire. Yeah we're just going. You know I think Matti adhered to the forty five seconds. She's like. I'm not cutting any of my gold. I've only got forty five seconds. I'm just GONNA put my head down and plow through I'm to elaborate just. Spitting fat. I'm a phony. Alright. Are you guys even actually plans? Do you have anything in common and I'm over watching cats 'cause we all know. It's not gonNA. Happen congrats on hundred. By. We've been friends. First of all, we have plenty in common. We're both from the same place both like the same sports teams we like podcast we have almost everything in common. Yeah. The the You know I've famously we've discussed I discussed on this podcast with my wife that I have nothing with. You, I've got plenty of common. Yeah. I WANNA know more about why you're a phony. We might if the Komati apply what am I a phony about? I'm curious to know me know something Did on Seinfeld the Jerry called a phony at one point. Yeah. Yeah. got called the phony I wonder. What's the? I don't know I'm I'm I'm blanking. You know anything but Seinfeld, you didn't remember that I. What's the book? Where phonies like the main insult it's like a high school literate. Yeah. It's Catcher in the Rye catcher in the Rye may be mad after the Ryan School and that's my guess that's actually a good and that that's why she's calling you. She's like beholden. Of generation absolute. What is her generation call? Aa I think it's just a tick tock generation and all right. Well thank you Mattie Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for adhering to the forty five. I also think rob a since we will elect a workout. I think we shouldn't talk over the clips 'cause then it's very confusing. We've its current Robin Akiva were passed Robin Keep it talk. Okay. All right. We'll. We'll. We'll stop down We need to talk about we could. We'll have to. Okay all right Then maybe we should talk funny voices to let people know that burn yeah yeah. Okay. All right. Then all right, let's we're going to hear clip now and this clip is. Another one that's not from not too long ago Akiva that this is from only a couple of weeks back from a win Kevin. Mateo was here when we talked about Robin Akiva are superheroes on August sixteen, twenty twenty. I told the story of what happened when I went to go visit the post office that I had gotten a call about a package that was waiting for me. Let's. Let's hear about the award that was won back from episode. Number Ninety six of Robin, Akiva need a podcast. Winner of best swag is but Kiva. I had a thirty pound box that was huge. That was sent in June. And it said on the box contents were keep between temperatures of sixty five and seventy five degrees and it appeared to be saying, okay this is some sort of food item that has been sent to me. Know I. Think I. Know What it is. You know what it is. I guess, what do you think it is well, I famously DM. D- the Atlanta Tach told him you're you're the number one fan in the world of Levy Tabby, which you do not like by the way and they have any followers you had like well, we want to send because I wanted them to send to a listener. For one of our game show is not not interested the. Me a lifetime supply of happy. Kathy. Eggs are do you know much Laffy Taffy fits into like a huge box? Is it the sticks or the or the smaller pieces. If you were going to have twelve years of Halloween, you would buy maybe half as much. Laffy, Taffy as I now have in my garage. You did your wife see it you hit it from her. I didn't tell her. Dominic saw it this morning. Dad Can I eat this as like? Ask Mom ask mom if you're allowed to have. laffy. Laffy Taffy. Depends on the flavor. Honestly that's what always comes down to for me I. I don't know. Chewing Yes Bro it's not. It's not my favorite but I think that we all the listeners route five we famously Kevin told all of our listeners to follow at Laffy Taffy on twitter. And Man we were mad at them because they said, they were going to send us something and then we never got it because I didn't go to learn pillbox. and. So we told everybody unfold. I think we owe them follow. And now we have to tell them the refile because they we they gained two hundred followers and then they lost like all of them. Yeah. So I set this insane DM like, did you guys notice you lost so many? Argument with like the poor social media. Okay cuts cuts off a little abruptly there Yeah. Let's a great job I showed up him there because he sent us like a six minute clip. Yeah and it was much longer than any other clips and we were like, can we cut that down a little and he must have just taken a knife with? By. Two thirty that's enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Mid Word. Absolutely. No problem. For? All, right yes. Okay. Keep it. Would you like to hear Laffy Taffy. Yeah I have so many every episodes. So many what you know what I feel like there's like six Laffy Taffy jokes I find a lot of repeats all I didn't know that I figured there was an endless supply no, no I think this six jokes and not all of them are great. Why did the phones break up? Why there was no connection. All right. Pretty good. Pretty Good I. I might have already told that one. I feel like there. There are not many jokes. I need it might be one joke on each flavor and I. that's it. That's seems to view I. Don't know you would think. You would think that there would be more jokes, but that's what. Was One of the I tunes, reviews of this podcast. All right. Let's keep moving along here with the roasts in the toasts and. It's my pleasure to welcome. Our very own third wheel to talk about us here is the Great Zach Muhammad? Welcome to the stage Third Wheel Zach. Third Wheel Zach here man do not know how the to view made it this far. We got who dads over here. That are so out of touch people assume they're boomers that you're pushing fifty I'm Finna stop listening for good if we have to listen to rob looking up some slang on a dictionary that went over his and Akiba's ads. Isn't that right trick. Yasser. Knock. On the surge released hope allow Rubino what Auburn Dictionary is Shock knows what's up the youth love of diesel the adults love me everyone loves me. And when it's because I am coming up on the wheel. So I could talk about my magnum opus. My proudest achievement. Even better than four championship rings. That's four rings. One by me. But seriously congrats on the one hundred episodes. I'm very happy to be your third wheel and maybe one day I'll find a partner in crime and get my own third wheel. You guys have done a great job and here's two hundred more episodes. Thanks. Robin Akiva. All right. There you go. Third Wheel. Zach. Host of his own podcast yeah. Yeah It sounds like the recorded before he had a podcast partner it's possible. Yeah. Maybe maybe it yet. Maybe this was a few weeks because he has A. avatars last air bender podcastone recaps with the. Biggest Dan Jacob Yeah okay. All right. There I guess they're waiting on a third wheel. Yeah I. Don't I don't think you go straight third think let them go a couple of seasons I don't know how many seasons that children and then they could find the third. Okay. That's naturally So next up AKIVA. This is a clip and this is one of the more popular clips and this came from A. Was it a bracket or which ended up ranking? Way Back when this was an idea that we had for sometime to find the king of the mats in Episode Number Sixty One, no asterisk from December eighth of Twenty nineteen and there was one suggestion that came up at of the collection of mats that I had a particular problem with. So let's go back to December a twenty nineteen to revisit a certain mad that I had a major issue with. The award for the best moment of Rob's frustration goes to. Can't name another semi sonic song and I also can't take away the many memories of it being the last song played at a school dance. So I think it is a little more indelible to to the culture some say closing time. This. Clip. That it that an upcoming one that's on the thing but it that one. Line. Twenty eight in. Our one hundred dash see rob gets upset about Dave Matthews being kingdom at. Two minutes thirty six seconds, there's a there's when he ate is fourteen are one hundred deaths. The you're supposed to be playing Dick are women. That's what I'm playing. I'm telling I'm playing you clips six are one hundred dash seat do want to see if maybe they got flipped you. Try Fourteen see what it was. Okay. I guess they should have open. The Award for best instance of Kiva overthinking rob goes to. I can't name another. Name exactly. So we have few of one. Yeah. All right now here. Let's reenact it instead. Okay. Okay. All right. Here we go. Dave Matthews is not. A man this is stupid. This is so stupid. This last name, what's his last name? His his last name is Matthews and I think it's also like with one key. Dave Matthews. Now people could call. No Matthew Broderick is a matthew, but they've matthews is not a math right? That's right. Dave Matthews Dave he's king of the Dave's. Matt Stewart was with us also he's Canadian. Maple Syrup. There are there are two ts Dave Matthews, but he's not king in the Matt's. Great great job by. To send us the rug. Look, where are we gonNA have all their own clips through the stop down in the WHO knows who knows look I? Look. This is the podcast where we you know. Pull back the. Curtain. We show you how the sausage gets made. Sometimes, the emperor truly has no close. Yeah. In fairness that other clip that we were that we played was about music. Yeah well, let's see. Let's see if everything is skew. Okay. Let's see. Maybe this is part of the roast maybe this is like we're getting punked. Yeah. Maybe we're getting we're going to devolve into madness by fifteen or something. Okay. All right. Let's try to get things back on track here and Vakili is up next with. To Roll Stars. On the roast toast here of Robin Akiva. Welcome to the stage, puja. Joe Akiva rob whatever three yes. AKIVA has brought on for this episode. How? My name is present keely. Aka on account of being inducted into the five timers club the unofficial official best man over an APP how's it going? Guys congratulations. On hitting one hundred episodes. Who would have thought. This isn't a Paul Rudd me I definitely did see this coming. This is incredible an amazing achievement and congrats the two of you. However. We're not. This is not just a we're not here to toast you I'm here to one hundred percent roast you. and. You have given me much material to work with in these last one hundred episodes. I do want to say right off the bat that. I am very fascinated by how much the two of you remind me of cats the franchise. You I started off as a beloved instant classic production loved by many. But now in this economy honestly I, find myself spending an excessive amount of time deciding whether or not I'm going to check you out. and. While there have been many momentous occasion through the first hundred episodes I mean you avoid across the Oregon trail you attempted to name a baby. You found your third wheel you found your catchphrase which by the way speaking of cash raises while I. Understand that don't nap on Rapa loss on that podcast Akiva that doesn't mean it's message was meant to be ignored. What got you laying down on the podcast man? I mean I don't know about you but. I personally find that a forty minute discussion about the merits the merit of an idea going through the channels of an abuts person a supreme. Court of Punishment Council sub reddit twitter twitter polls, the LEX on a facebook post, and then having that idea end up in the wheel waiting room before it hits the actual wheels is absolutely titillating. Gets the blood going. You know it's a good time and ROB ICU man you're out here. Start beef with rapper lately I don't know what's going on. But for those of you who are not getting the message. Yeah. That's right. He's been. He's been caught pushing fifty. So that's a whole other before a whole nother day but honestly, seriously if I may be honest for a second. AKIVA ROB. You've brought us. Countless hours of entertainment enjoy at times that have proven to make such a thing, a challenge, and I can't thank you enough. Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your amazing journey. Thank you for be part of the boy band with Brian Cohen and to be your second roll rumble winner which yes I'm predicting it right here. Right. Around just GONNA throw a prediction to the universe and see what happens. Thank you so much. Have a good day. and Audio's okay thank. Puja and hopefully. This next clip. is going to include puja according to what we have here on our list because puja was one of the people that went with us on an epic journey last summer. No not too many run apple is but when we went cross country on the Oregon trail. and. You murdered me that how that happened. So. Let's let's take a take a trip back to last summer where we ended up going for a ride on the Oregon trail. Here is a we were very close to the end of our journey. All we had to do was. Get. Down the river. we're the end and I needed to have the controls that that's how this the Oregon trail words. which is unlike any other part of the game right? It's a it's. It's more of an action part where you're you're trying to navigate a river with the up and down arrows not crashed into rocks but also the raft is like on a forty five degree angle. So up down is sort of like left and right correct yes. Yes. counterintuitive. But yeah. So it's me you jenny autumn and puja and Here we are. We are seconds away from completing the Oregon trail and winning the game. Okay. Here we got ballots. Let's go back to August nineteenth of twenty nineteen. Award for the best renowned murder goes to all right. The trail divides here. Do we want to float down the? Float down the river not. because. Oxygen Situation. Yeah. All right. So Rob, your can have our you with hand eye coordination. You physically are gonNA. Have to float down the Columbia River. Okay. I mean we'll see it's up and down and a little bit left and right you're. Let's see. Lucy float down the Columbia River take the Barlow tollroad okay so we don't have choice right Flow. Yeah, unless out use the Arrow keys to guide your wrath through the rushing waters of the Columbia River. Okay. Akiva you're going to do the play by play here I will play by play you have to focus on not running into the rocks. Die If I hit the rocks that's dating Hilburn rock probably just like Johnny will die. But if you hit like two rocks wall I. This. Maybe Jenny will break after passing the third direction sign lan your raft at the trail to the William at Valley. Will our Jenny and puja can you guys track the Third Direction? Sign. All right getting. Out of this okay. Hold on home. Shore. Kiva drowned. I think. He'd lose me. We lost two cents of clothing hundreds of axles to in tongues in fairness that the controls here are very, very unintuitive here I had no idea that you know getting close to the edge like I was warned about Iraq. If a ego is still here, he would say the first time he did he was able to navigate. Okay. I how did you round hit the land? Maybe keep it couldn't swim in eighteen, four hundred I can't talk anymore. Okay. Sorry guys. All right. Oh boy. Sorry again about that. From listening to it does sound like there was some intent like you're like wait what would happen if we accidentally. It was like the lost episode. We watch last week who like well, if he gets hit by a bus gets hit by buzz like what would happen yeah. Hit those rocks with someone die enough but is it murder if it's war why it doesn't make sense that I drowned also should just be like was. Hit his head on the rocks right you broke your neck from crashing. But yeah what are you GonNa do all right sorry about that. Uncle TV I I. Did not do it on purpose. No I in the past, should we go on? Should we go on like the Yukon trail like another similar games we do that again is there Yukon trail there is a yukon trail i. have to check and see like a playable game but Suggested that would definitely appeal to our massive. Canadian audience. Yeah. Maybe we throw a bone to the unions I mean I i. they were You know they are I believe the crew we went with our Canadians right? Yes Jenny. So is there some sort of like Canadian equivalent of where the world is Carmen Sandiego like? Where in the world is Calgary Alberta I think it's Johnny Putin is the guy that. We're in the world. Canadian Games are trash Yeah we can do that. Okay. All right. Let's hear from the first person to become a member of the five timers club We have a special roasts coming from Liana Boris. Akiva you ready. I am two in a row from coming from the same house. Let's see who's was better. Okay. Let's hear from Liana. To the stage Liana Boris. Hey Robin Akiva Liana five timers club. Boris here, and it is such an honor to be celebrating one hundred episodes of rap. Truly no one thought you make it here. So congratulations. I was told that this was going to be a roast. Some sure people are going say things like over NAP is the garbage time of Rha podcasts they're just waiting for it to be over but I love ran up. It's a great spot for Akiva because we do rarely get to hear from those third string podcasters. I've also never subscribe to the rob and Akiva are boomers idea. I'm sure people are going to make jokes about that although I will say rob does own a suspiciously large amount of hard candy that. For Free and Akiva I was on that game night podcast where he was lying down I genuinely thought he was about to press his life alert. Then, I can't get up. Bone luck you guys have made it. One hundred episodes don't listen to the haters don't listen to your ops you guys. got. This. Right. Sure. Anyway, I'm happy to introduce the best moment from episodes sixty-nine, which is, of course, the closest either visa guys have gotten to well, you get the joke. Right without further ado episode sixty, nine February I twenty twenty s Dr Mike Dr Mike, came in hot and Akiva was not ready for Dr Mike surrealness. Award for the best moments from episode, sixty, nine noise goes to. So. We have a bunch of questions from the listeners a do you WANNA get the? The balls roll with Dr Mike Why does Dr Pepper coming? WILL WHY is that? His wife done. Number sixty nine. Dr Mike. Wearing. You knew you knew you hit play you knew this otherwise. You ask for this. Dr Mike Episode Number Sixty Nine I We invite into an esteemed doctor on figured. We're here for medical advice and he's given US dead wife Dokes. Second Yeah maybe could Dr. go right for Laffy Taffy. I think he would be. Yeah. He's he's definitely in he would like that I think even laugh at the at the dad jokes. Yeah, maybe maybe one sixty nine it's me and you and Dr My. The Dad jokes idea. Should Dr. Mike, be there for that if he's up for it, I would I think we can do that excited for that. We could get someone from the Laffy Taffy company now. Oh, that's what how about this. This is a good idea. You're happy Taffy. Clearly, they want to be in the ROB business. What if we said like you guys come on, we pitch jokes and one of them gets on a rapper and maybe listeners also pitch jokes and they let us have a few leftover. Wouldn't it be fun? I feel. It'd be a big accomplishment for me if we could get a Laffy Taffy joke on rapper if you could get somebody on there I don't know if they take submissions for jokes I mean. Kids submitted. Don't they like a lot of the things they like Kevin Seven? There's no management. On the Laffy Taffy Rapper, I think the bigger ones I think the longer rapper, the longer ones have been persons name on it but if you say so maybe get to the bottom of this of what their processes. But I'm going to DM Laffy Taffy this week and asked them if we could do a Laffy Taffy joke if we could write in joke and get someone from Laffy Taffy on the phone. Okay. All right in the meantime. Look from. Kirsten mcinnis. Or Kirsten McGinnis as some say I will tell you this is the longest roast. In run time that we have here for you. Today I am officially, I'm very scared. Yeah you could be mean. Yes. Okay. But. Let's hear it. Let's go out to our. Resident game show host. Cursing mckiness hosted. The Love Island wrap up here is Karston. Stage Kirsten. Hello it is me your cursor Mckenna's who you might know from such hit podcasts as a NAP would squares Game night one and two, which both definitely went really well and are critically acclaimed as well as other whatever it's fine. I am here and I've been informed that I should be bringing the heat and really roasting rob and Akiva, and so the problem with that. As there's already a roast of Rochester, Nino it's been done I mean has he done anything new since lend to bureau for I'm not so sure and then well when it comes to Akiva. I think life is doing a good enough job roasting him for us. So I think that the best thing I can do here is be a little bit unexpected and be nice. What's So I just want to say a few words about my friends rob and Akiba on this incredible accomplishment of the one hundred episode of Robin Akiba need a podcast. Robert is someone who will send you a microphone. As a of telling you, your audio is crap and that he wants things to be a little bit more polished or just always very much appreciated He's someone who will. Shoot the shit with you but. Also. He's kind of he's like the the podfather you know you you can't say anything to vary rob. And then He's someone who has given the most incredible platform to such a massive group of people. I cannot imagine. How many lives have been changed even just by having you rha in general and more specifically, Robin need a podcast for their commutes for their hard times This is something that really helps people get through the hard parts and it is all thanks to rob. It would none of this exists without him. So thank you, ROB and Al Akiva. AKIVA is a man who will jump on a zoom call with no explanation out four thirty in the morning just to hang out with a bunch of us he's someone who will send you a tweet to ask for the context or. You know have about really great. But of gossip that you've been looking for a Cuba is a joy. To Talk to and I think anyone who listens to this podcast would know that because each and every episode feels like. You're having a conversation with friends and while his friend slush Seinfeld take is. Just. Completely inferior to all foods are Subaru Sandwich. He does have these funny hot takes of you know what should be illegal and what shouldn't be illegal a key is. So genuine and kind and someone who is willing to use whatever he has to help someone else and let someone else up and it is noticed and it is appreciated. So thank you AKIVA. So. This is my toast to Robin Akiva. And congratulations on the amazing accomplishment of your one hundred episode of renown up. Why that was so moving in unexpected I thought. would be the I know she was even whispering to not wake up her cats. I that plan when I thought you'd be really mean and. Even though she was nice. Wow. that. Was a really, really good. Why are you holding out on all the good gossip from whatever the gossip I don't know what she's talking about nobody nobody tells me anything. Yeah. I did get it on a zoom coal recently at four thirty and that part was definitely. I think that happens a lot. Up A lot for thirty thirty me nice. Just getting started I got nowhere to go in the morning. Yeah Okay. All right. Well then. This is a great transition to go into a podcast that was hosted by the Great Kirsten McKenna's and that was from the original game night back on December I. Twenty Nineteen Year we play a little game that was known as win, lose or Bra. Okay here we go. Let's go back to December first of twenty nineteen. Be Award for best descriptions of undergone undergarments goes to fill Ben Robin AKIVA. You'll be setting the price on the first Bra that you see on that powerpoint so you can see the. Explain. Explain that. So. It took me a second. To realize what's going on here this is. This is a two toned. brassiere. I thought it was at first I. thought those were just like extra straps but I believe it's actually to tone but it is the one. It is a flesh tone and I thought she was very pale. Yes. Then black on the bottom, and then the interesting part here is onto the back is bragging dragon, the Dragon Bro. Yeah What lattice is that? Is that even a word? This is absolutely worth the price of admission already. All right. Brian Cowen isn't here to help us break down the original bras from win loser Bra. Yeah he's famously good at Yeah that was that was that was funny. Stop from. Person was so nice yeah? They'll feel bad we were like bracing. We're like holding onto our table and be like, oh, my gosh. minute. And then she just said, Nice Dot put it on my phone listened to that before I go to sleep at night I know for sure well now. But now she's going to be mad at us because we thought he was going to be mean Yeah. She's going to send it in rose a real rose neck. Okay. All right. Why don't we listen in to some words from our? Ombudsperson. Issa I can't imagine she's going to be mean to us right. I. Think she only thinks Nice things about us. I cannot imagine she's GonNa, GonNa. Roast us but we'll see okay here we have some words from Ombudsperson. Aisha. Larkham to the stage on Buds Person Aisha. Good evening. Good for dense gone and game night to Lottie identity for die. It's hurry Haradh on April Lay Yell Kanye and Best Outcomes Tin Akiva someone I Thinkin Rob Guys freer shame and game night to I learned some new Ouija for you. You're welcome. Tonight I have the distinct privilege of announcing the best instance of Akiva overthinking rob. which happens. So frequently, the awards committee has spent the entire pandemic going through endless examples and only moments ago narrowed them down enough to have a vote. But Seriously Robin Akiva. It has been such an honor being your optional for the past seventy five episodes while I can't get back the massive amount of hours of my life wasted on things investigating the rap history of cats or your numerous constitutional violations. I have enjoyed every moment of it. A cannot wait to see what ridiculousness the next one, one, hundred episodes bring. Okay. All right. Let's finally some Norwegian. Yes F. That is put that into Google translate later and see if we can figure out what I was talking about but let's listen to finally the clips. So Nice. They named it twice. Let's listen to from with the one hit wonder bracket from this spring when there was a moment of slight confusion between Robin Akiva back on March Robin Akiva and Jessica can I'm just going to Canada on March Twenty Nine, twenty, twenty here the one hit wonder Barack it. The award. For Best Instance of Akiba overthinking rob goes to. I can't name another semi sonic song and I also can't take away the many memories of it being the last song played at a school dance. So I think it is a little more indelible to to the Culture Salmon and say closing time. I've already voted for closing time is that is that song the hardest might? Diaries. Earlier in this. In this regional that justice, she couldn't she could not vote for this artist because she loved it. So she loved it so much fountains of Wayne you're saying, Hey, I love semi sonics so much so many hits I'm definitely voting for them for the one hit wonder. Aren't you minimizing your semi sonic or? Shouldn't you abstain in vote against them? Did I fry your brain? Where did we lose you still. Might, have pulled his the wire out of the microphone. Agitated about seven Alec hold on. Let's see if Cuba comes back. He has here hero. We we we just what happened. We can I can I tell you what happened place could? You were just like a like rag on me but I feel you're talking to Jess I was like I've been passing. I cannot believe he's being so mean to guests there is always talking to me. So. stunned. That was like we'll just probably gonNA leave like that's how we talked to each other but we're friends I oh, my God and then I just realized you're talking to me I was like, Oh, my God, why are you beat like? She did US This is hey. What are you talking about I said that? I thought you were talking to, Jess, we're leaving all this. Like. I was so nervous I was like I was like rob has never had a moment like this in six years podcasting he his he must be the just ask Jennifer Brain was fried what the Hell's wrong. So. I was like, all right like corona has taken over his brand I was so scared. Now it's like Oh yeah. That now I realize the way you talk to me would be patently terrible the speak to any other. Go. I can almost not listen to that it was so cringing forming Even these thought that I was being mean to the guest. Why didn't you say anything? I was I was I like I assumed that she was just GonNa, League yeah. You're. stunned us into silence because you see there wasn't like a strong I don't know I didn't see like A. Clear transition that you're talking about my choice versus hers. I was just I was just like shock I'm rob never done anything like or he snapped but I, guess he didn't snap. Yeah Yeah I snapped I certainly could have been more clear but. That you were just like went silent for forty five seconds. Yeah I don't know. Yeah. It was a little extra silence than I remember. But I guess I was like hyperventilating. I. Don't remember it just like I've never had. Yeah Yeah I really. What okay. All right. Why don't we go and hear from a woman who has become a true Internet sensation here over the course of these loose last. Really, stretch episodes probably over the last twenty five episodes Tick Tucker? Nicole. Has Really emerged as another superstar from the renowned universe. She has some words for us. Akiba you ready. I'm nervous for TIC TAC Nicole she wants famously said that you and I were pushing fifty. and. Let's see what else she has in store for us here. Let's welcome in Tiktok. Nicole. Welcome to the stage tiktok Nicole Hey Robin keep it's your favorite genzer Tiktok Nicole here to congratulate you on a hundred episodes. I, didn't think I would live this long. So that huge accomplishment. Rob You did it a hundred episodes and you manage to avoid talking about food in every single one? It just want you to know that if it's because you were dentures that you shouldn't feel insecure about hey hey, even I struggle with solid food from time to time. AKIVA I. I'm so happy that in your time on LINEAPP, we've been able to see all the different sides of you. It's been really empowering watching you completely on the fact that you are incompetent is an inspiration to all who strive to do. The bare minimum is the reason why send a recliner so that your knees won't swallow up from sitting for too long. It doesn't hurt to stand up and stretch every once in a while to get the blood flowing. Okay all jokes may be low hanging fruit, but it's kind of my thing and besides when I said that Robyn Akiba were pushing fifty I was just seeing we're not for what it truly is a midlife crisis. anyways, you guys should be proud to be honorary boomers. I. Wish I lived in a world where I didn't know that Lisera thing and you should be even more thankful that you're not as bad as the true enemy cringe millennials. So in honor of one hundred episodes of Robin, Akiva early, Bird, special I, need Robin Akiba New podcast I am proud to present the clip of the best boomer joke about boom show. You wishes Norwood. glazes are yeah. You don't want a glitzy is. The hot hotdog. The kids are calling glitziest hotdog outdoor. Was it okay. that. On daily wrap facts, dot com they say it's a handgun. I think it was a gun but I think you. Speak Liz. I've definitely more pro hot than guns. Yeah. Karate Ah. How many hotdogs you can eat one set I mean. That this is my life depended on it. No you're just starving. It's like Sunday night, but you didn't have lunch. How many hotdogs thrown on the grammy I do love hotdogs but sure I mostly choose not to eat them. But. If you were like, all right that's within the House I'm having hotdogs tonight. Are you having one two, three, fifty, I'm GonNa. You can't imagine I coud if I wanted to eat many but I don't choose to so you're saying one. And probably have one hot dog and then other and have other things I probably multiple hotdogs. All right. Fair enough. Okay. All right. There's been talk with rumbling Cuba. Could eat like, yes. On your head Lizzy your head. Probably have like ten, twelve, hundred. Yes. Okay. All right. So let's listen to a clip. This contract about a boomer show she said, yes. Okay. This is from the TV theme Song Bracket on March Twenty Fifth Twenty nine thousand, nine, hundred joined by Alexander Chester we went through a bracket of TV theme songs and we got to one where you crack yourself up to the point where. We've had many times where people have broke. We listened to win Dr Mike broke you but here you break yourself. Here is. Let's go back to the TV theme song bracket. The winner of the best boomer joke about him boomer. Is. Remember the plot here of different strokes did did Arnold and Willis's of parents die did did his mom words of their mind worked for Mr Drumming Mr Ever seen the show? Yeah I guess is both his parents died. They each had different strokes. Happen. That, what happened? Yeah. Yeah This show aired from seventy eight to eighty, six from. More seventies and eighties that opening it's. Crazy and. Different strokes. Yeah. Gesture didn't. You there you think I'm talking I left. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was passed I thought that was passed browsing. The funny voice so Yeah. Yeah. I I. I laugh every time I hear myself laughing. They're like I. Almost I almost worked up into a lizzy again. You work yourself up into lizzy are you saying we're GONNA under a hotdog? Both. Glitz, he's an all purpose weren't we're coopting it. Okay. All right. Why don't we welcome and woman who worked on putting all this together here is the woman who also was the autour who put together the oral history of Robin Akitas sleepover podcast here is the Great Lindsey Wilson. Welcome to the stage sleepover documentarian Linzie. Hi I'm Wilson we're APPS documentarian and I'm happy to announce my latest project. Why did rob choose to PODCAST WITH THE KIVA? According to the Lord Akiva, sent an email to rob suggesting that rob covers seinfeld spooky music that one email to Akiva co-hosting recaps of one hundred and eighty episodes of Seinfeld and one hundred episodes of randomly selected podcast is. To keep a payroll off with plenty of money. Did Rob make a bet that keep it didn't know how to tie shoes when in fact she can. Or something more sinister at work. All strive to bring the answer to light and my newest documentary serious Robin Akiva wheel with the devil. Kid Of course Robin. Akiva have managed to achieve a truly remarkable feat finding comedy in good podcasting and even the most ridiculous of ideas week after week they give us reason to be thankful that Akiva ever sent that I see male. All right. There's. and. So we are going to be listening to clip from the sleepover podcast I take it for this is from the oral history of the sleepover podcast which came up. I. Believe it was on January for twenty twenty. That's how we got twenty twenty started. Toying might have peaked here on January fourth with episode number sixty five. Let's listen back to what went on in the oral history of the sleepover podcast Lindsey Wilson. Award for the best documented moment of renowned goes to this got way too real and at that point I realized like not sure we're ever going to air this. Of, course, the exclamation mark was when. I forget who asked Akiva, what he can do at the very end and he exclaimed I bring home the money. And then realized that he does not anymore and said. But not anymore, and then covered his head in his hands and seem very upset at that point. A moment of like is this what I'm doing with my life. I've had a good time I've called you being. Man's Murphy listening to a man his. Weaknesses after hearing all of this and knowing that this episode, we'll never see the light of day on LINEAPP or any other podcast. I asked the audience whether they felt that this episode should've aired I. Thought that the podcast was going very poorly really did not think that things were going well but then I thought that a Kiva does break down and you know Existential crisis of this is terrible. Nobody should ever hear this. I. Actually thought that that was what was going to make it good where I was so raw and there was some real emotion in feeling that was happening and all of Keita's. Revelations I thought that that did make it an interesting podcast. Okay All right we're back AKIVA. Yeah, well, a year later I'm crushing it. So that was. Yeah. Take that Akiva from two thousand, nineteen. He's got three podcasts baby. All right. Here we go. I'm not really a laugh riot that clip but you know that makes me laugh. It's funny. The BRIO and by the way I should have known because the person who yelled at. Like what reason you have to live? Jeff. Goldstein was was going after the whole game in sequester I figured that comes to Minneapolis maybe he'd say like Hey let's let's go to the end together nope. nope chick going after me. Yeah but but I I got him I got him out of All right. Let's talk in here from a man who was in Minneapolis? He was your roommate he's your podcast co host and a frequent contributor to robin. AKIVA need to podcast. Let's welcome the Great. The King of the dorms Alexander Chester. Welcome to the stage Chester. I'm honored to be here tonight in recognition of Rob, and of course, my good friend Akiva justice ends thrilled to be a part of this. I think he's trying not to wake up his wife and. Wheels. Winokur the key between occur man. Father. Husband. Employees. PODCAST her. Is there anything you can do? The favorite Rene Moment for some is when Akiva laughs hard that he uses but key that we has me a bit worried Syria favor take a deep breath. And then hold it in for about twenty minutes. Keep all these podcasts in the desperate hope that he's not too old to be discovered and I. For one do think he'll be discovered eventually by his wife Shana return from a camping trip the family took without him slumped over his computer. Covered in the remains of two dinners he consumed back to back. She was gone. Akiva broke his foot last year trying to run to catch a bus. Being without a working foot for a couple of weeks must have been difficult for him but it's good preparation for news to diabetes next year. But seriously gave up i. do sincerely believe that one day your success in podcasting will allow you to go far. And I hope you stay there. Wow. Oh that was much better than than some of the other people. Yeah. Okay. Diabetes. Well you're close enough that he can. He can go there. To Diabetes Look. That's your friend. All, right. Fair enough. All right. Let's. Go ahead and here a clip. From Chester this came to us from November second twenty nineteen where we got to hear the music stylings of one Alexander Chester. The. Winner of best musical moment. Chest I don't think there's any guy tonio. Lock in Chester for one. All right. A off. Take it or you'RE BUELL Hormuz. Or? It's just. Three points total now. Okay, and that means we're only potentially going to watch ten episodes of. Would you really skip the season finale if we? Don't. We'll be hooked by that. Yes, we know. Norwegian. We owe it. To our listeners. Let me. Might. Seem. But Trust me. Its own protection. Of Crap. Shortly. Should. From Auburn that's. How Yeah. There you go. You got your wish Caitlin from Auburn. I think it's a good a good lesson for future guests or US. which is for the next like if we do this at two hundred, if you laugh a lot like maniacally laughing at any point, may gives it a good shot to get on the best yeah. Yeah. I. Think that a lot of us let us laughing together the audience is laughing to a so. If that happened now I think that it would it be instant. Tell that Chester was the elephant after his top fifty animal rankings came out and I heard you discuss his beloved relationship with elephants. Yeah was upsetting Chester tweeted out his his top fifty. And that's three weeks under nap you wasted by with one tweet. Really just poor podcast. All right. So are you ready to hear from a man who is the keeper of the A wheel spreadsheet? The wills waiting room will from America the Autour of the song of the summer. Welcome to the stage will from America So long now you think you are. On without a single. I don't mean to belittle maybe they should withdraw their or berry. Things that you already. One hundred eight episodes. Past it's George. Bird get some social lives order would intake. Stopped doing wheel. Thanks giving. Life. Promo America and I just wanted to guys eight. Happy one hundred episodes. That slaps? Okay. Wow. Seconds to realize. Oh, wait these are different words. No East. It wasn't like a long interest uncle now listen I like we'll give it all when he shows up, he doesn't have facet that was I mean, would I be at I mean I don't know how how big is. Well, I'd have to I. Don't know I would have to stack them see if I could take and probably not. All Oh, he is he. So, and he's young. Yeah Yeah I'm putting. Yeah. Demolished me but I you know that was funny. There's a covering himself. Yeah. What about Wolf America versus Kyle Chandler? I need to see the tale of the tape. What's the reach You know why but that would be a good fight is move was we'll talk I. Didn't know he was tall tall we'll get we could get together maybe celebrity. Listen if there. Yeah I don't know how chance career goes really off the rails maybe he'd be willing to Wilford marriage under. All Right Kiva let's go from one musical rose to a great musical moment on the podcast. Let's go out to a clip from our live show that we did together back in. Minneapolis Minnesota in July of twenty twenty, it was. Robert Key Benita podcast episode number forty, two Robin Akiva hosts a late night. Talk Show live from Minneapolis. Here we go. Here's a clip from how that show got started. Winner of the bath theme song is. Anita comcast and indeed, Joe helped. Can you make all the wheel Robin? AKIVA. Need podcast. Yeah. The buy or sell your ideas. On The New York film every weekend better on. Guests Walk to become. Nita. Batman. NEVER GETS OLD It's like the song was in another language and then he translated into English and it just didn't line up to be fair. He did not have a ton of time in the PODCAST. You know he we hired him that day. It was a great idea. Your idea. To hire a bandleader right we were really struggling with trying to find somebody it was hard to find someone Yeah. That you found the right guy. I think we got a lead from Abe. We had posted the craigslist listing for some time and had not gotten a whiff until craigslist Carl wrote to me that morning. Yeah No. He he learned the song in the twenty minutes before. Yeah before he played we speak he's very confident. He knows what he's. On. The phone heading into the. And Jerry's Yeah. Yeah. It was just trying to nail that down. All right. The Kiva are you ready to hear from the woman who one day will write a fan fiction about Rob Nikita with think that was started about like some ninety episodes ago Yes. It's almost here. I think shocked with a bunch of references from the first ten episodes of the podcast. Yes. One. Day Frail Mary's Fan fiction will come to light. But in the meantime, let's hear what Frail Mary has to add to the roast of Robin Akiva. Welcome to the stage frail. Mary. Can. You imagine if I wrote a song to that's not my thing is my thing procrastinating checks out since I'm most likely one of the last people to submit their roast Sir Robin Akiva. The real question here is, what are your things podcasting sure being probably too old to talk about Riverdale or dating shows definitely maybe your thing is just throwing literally anything and everything at the wall and seeing what sticks wrap this clearly rha peas, junk drawer of PODCASTS, wall sure. You might find some real gems like game night and the TV theme Song Tournament. But in the process you'll probably reach in and snag a paper cut on the final four minutes earlier this week and Robin Akiva I mean just look at the number of podcasts that have our trash in the title maybe that's a little q in the direction of where this whole endeavor is going a fellas in all seriousness congrats on over two years and one hundred episodes of Ra. Literally no one thought it would last this long. Rene may be trash put. It's our trash. Thank you frail Mary all. Right. So. Let's. Go and listen to a clip, and this is one that's also from twenty twenty you and I had been pitched on the escape room podcast for a long time that it was in development but finally. The last day, of May, twenty twenty you and I with the help of Kirk Clark and. Who is the person that made the Escape Room Kevin Kevin we tried to escape from an escape room live on the podcast. Let's listen to that may thirty first of twenty twenty? The award for the best time getting upset an escape room goes to. Thank. The but maybe there's red wine in the vending machine and we just hate each other on the head with the red wine and that'll be it. Fun Yeah. All right. Is there anything else? That's a there's also the? Yes. I'm. Going to say from from from glance at the liquor cabinet was glass fronted. You DC several bottles in there one which might very well be red wine. I think you have to earn your way into it All right. Well, we were told that we were not allowed to break anything in the room. Are we allowed to take the urn off the table and smashed the glass for the inner cabinet? You're absolutely not at the break anything but you can start that action for sure and when you pick the earn up, something actually does catch your eye when I. Read underneath per was small metal key NA anything. The first thing we did in this room was check the earn I the center of the table Track of what you're saying yes. We did not underneath it. Underneath it. Right. I Couldn't have song right away could that Kevin and I had a pool going wish things would trigger rob demus. Sat Up there where we say check what would be the right instruction of of Okay Smell? Check we checked. Let's take lip over the weekend. All the couch cushions out. Kevin. I'm looking at the cash that I find anything. For anything I'm no dungeon master but I feel like check the earn should suffice for also pick up the earn. Yeah little ticky tack, their uncle TV. No I think you're right. I think checking the earn would entail picking up earn, and then we'd see what was under the young man you were right there. They just didn't want us to win in the first minute we're we're to locked in. Okay. All right. Akiva you ready to hear from our good friend Jenny OUGHTA. Yeah it is almost autumn. It's almost nobody preseason. Yeah. Absolutely. Me and Jenny Saint Birthday. Yes. Okay. Well, do you have any birthday plans coming up soon No, we're going into full lockdown here. So I'm not be allowed to leave the block which seems like a perfect. Okay just whistle restaurants were open. Think my birthday is on basically like almost a basically a on Yom Kippur. So I can't even eat can't get celebrate it. It's the right year for that. Yeah. All right. Just give one. Would you big birthday guy in? Yeah. Just order out. I maybe two maybe two dinners to dinner usually my wife, my wife makes me a pie always. What Pie Apple Cherry. She's been doing cherry the last few years but she knows I don't like birthday cake. Birthday Pi Yeah okay. That's it. I don't know I'm not I'm not a crazy birthday. All right. Let's from Jenny Autumn's who she has to say. Welcome to the stage Jenny Autumn. I just WanNa say what an absolute pleasure it is to be a part of renounced one hundred episode and given the opportunity to roast and toast among a panel of esteemed personalities. Wow, robin, Akiva one hundred episodes. That's one episode for every complaint there's been about having an astrology podcast. You know while you've discussed pepe pig and Ryan's toy. Review. I've never considered this podcast for children but read it has proven that you do in fact, have a strong demographic of literal babies. One of my favorite things about run up is that you've managed to turn the laziest non idea for a podcast into a success. You literally were like, Hey, idiot, we don't have any unique ideas of our own. So give us yours and we will tell you that most of them suck and people just keep coming back for more truly inspiring but I shouldn't knock your work ethic. You're both extremely dedicated to this podcast. For example, sometimes rap is the fourth podcast rob has recorded in a row and he still brings the fire and sometimes Akiva actually sits up. Rob, you've built such an amazing brand. You've done such a good job creating the Patriot community and you have this way of making every patron feel like they're your friend. which is kind of this podcast. You've spent one hundred episodes making Kiva feel like you're actually his friends. Believe it or not. I actually have a long common with Robin. Kiva? For example. We're all libra. An I even share a birthday. Rob. and. I are both raptors fans Yup. Both Robin Akiva I to have never parented a child in. Our Society does is actually my favorite podcast and I'm so glad to see it going strong after one hundred episodes. It myself dramatic but this community has legitimately changed my life and I want to again congratulate you on one hundred episodes. Here's to one hundred more. Thanks for having me you Jenny. Autumn. Wow Our daughter-in-law any autumn. That was very nice. Audio wins best audio also was very. Kiva this is this is wonderful because I feel like, i. have a friend when we do these podcasts. Yeah. No that was good. It was really good. Yes. Okay. All right. Let's listen to a time that you and I got roasted and it was not in the context of one hundred episodes. A ready for this. Yes. Let's go back to season three episode seven of survivor and we you and I had spoken with T. Bird Cooper, and then we had the idea of trying to incorporate all the different weekly parts of the survivor podcast cycle into one episode of Rene up and that's exactly what we did. Back. On. February. Eighth Twenty Twenty was we kicked off the new survivor season on episode number seventy of Rob Makita podcasts, and we brought in the person who was voted out in season three episode seven of survivor. It was clarence black WHO's become a beloved parted the renowned universe and it was all because of this from February of twenty twenty. The award for the guests who got a Lotta best goes to know. How you doing clarence. I'm good. Good Man I'm living life on I'm very blessed I get to serve our country and You know we're for a living I don't. gave me a damn podcast. Pretty. That's pretty cool. That white privilege is working out for you. I am just giving away podcasts. I'm probably going to go to Iraq and you're going to do a pocket living. Off Now, like he's fucking Windy, do this the performance he just you know wildest thing I've ever heard my well, let's. Talk about. Yeah Yeah What's what's new with you? Clare's want We don't need to talk about that drive the council Oh. Hey No I. Yeah I mean Damn. I'm an old man. Now I'm trying to recall what I did twenty years ago. Asked me about twenty you legitimately I can't believe they pay you to ask people what they did twenty years ago like that's a little somebody saying you say, Yeah Hey, listen pay me. This is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to ask you what they did twenty years ago. Aren't sometimes. Only sometimes. And then you're doing it with like Kiva. Kiva. Like interested real name. It's fucking codename added. You know it's not like a heart matter this. Medication. Like some. Seriously, taking uric Yvo. You have high blood pressure. New from. Merck. Keep. So let me get this straight. So let's know this is let me Guess Akiva Olympus Leica Game Let's play again called what race are you so Now theoretically theoretically yeah. I WANNA lean toward one of my people one of the one of the darker people. Telling me in the boys that you're. You're you're straight white and you got to be hundred sinkholes only Caucasian with name themselves but like you named yourself of your mom and Dad I. Just. I bribed. Can I if I give you my last name will that will that help you guess which race I am? Only, a bit like gold seen Rosenberg. Just, basically. Yeah, you nailed it. You you. Goldfine now? But at the same ideas, we make her genius. And got him. Great Rob. Evil Winokur. have. This yeah, this one. Yeah. Okay. We cut before he started calling you Chad gas that which is now what he calls me. Twitter he does call me Chad. I'm disappointed. We didn't get Clarence to Rosta today. I didn't why thought it would like I don't bother the guy I don't know what he's up. He could probably not top his original roast performed. That's what I was thinking like you're going to play his old rose I. think that's like. Guy. Most, we really only s people listened to the podcast. Yes. Okay. Clarence wants to come back on. Oh I'm happy we on thirty two fan. I know a couple months ago I know you know we would have been fun to have on this week Detroit lions had just the a a ludicrous lawsuit money to have him talk to us on on the night perfume. Okay. Did you guys record of football episode of theories? You fans this week? Yeah we recorded to okay. I must have missed it. unless I must say, when does it come out? No. I believe they came out I don't know I don't I don't track like. But I think we did a regular one and we did a patron one We did th- rankings of all thirty two NFL teams one and predicted. Off to go back to go back and listen to. I. Must I must have missed it in all of my other a jets podcast that I listen to know. Yeah. That's a real somber Made myself miserable okay. That's awful. Alright. Uncle Roast Lacerra last Straw speaking of a person who may not be able to top their original roast performance. Let's go back and revisit Alexander. Chester. WHO's back again all right here comes, Alexander Chester. Pardew. Finally welcome back to the stage Chester. Yes it's me again. I'm here to introduce the best chester moment. Now, I'm sure that's GONNA lead to the two of you making fun of me. But I've been called worse by better. So I'm not toward speaking of worried Jews. Akiva Harvey Weinstein, and Jeffrey Epstein are worried that you are embarrassing the Jewish people. Shut up. Those. Haven't forgotten about you. Cuny graduate to leave you alone. You tip him for the pizza. Thank you. Thank you wh- I. I don't get it. I think you'd Suny I don't know he doesn't. He's too elitist even noticed the state and city school different by the way. Are you? Are you sure you guys did a thirty two fans podcast episode I the the my last episode is from. You guys go to all patron episodes no no, we did a regular episode. The fees are messed up, you might need right figure out the podcast feeds the middle of Chester's rose. Yeah. Okay. All right. Go by talking about the third. Speaking of food. You. Know a lot of people these days fly with emotional support animals. Keep it flies with emotional support food. AKIVA WE KNICKER is famously son of a rabbi. He's also famously the number one argument for why rabbis should use birth control. Right about now I'm sure keep us thinking. It was a mistake to allow to participate today Hanky all about twice baby after all his parents made a big one thirty seven years ago. When he was born, the doctor came to the Waiting Room and told his Dad Rabbi Lou, we did everything we could. But he survived. And aren't we glad he did because if he hadn't, we wouldn't have an APP and we wouldn't have had this opportunity for me to introduce the best chester moment. Okay. All right. All. Moments, here we go. Let's go back to a moment from Actually I'll just let let let this A. Some mystery? Hey, what is the best chester moment of one hundred episodes of Rodney Evening Apopka certainly, not the roast performance. First one was better. I don't know why he went back to the well twice in back to the well. Okay. All right. Let's go to the best chester moment of all time. The award for Best Chess German. Goes to. All right here's comes. Seem, a chester wearing. Let's see. He's. Wearing cloud to cloud Why is he a clown? Boy. We should clown out. I I think. So why else would his hair be Blue Red Green Valley Rainbow. Fedora y the. I don't know. A. Lot of color is that his hair only has one and it's not that the silver himself. Chester number. The reason. Is. He coming back from a club. Boy Don't listen thirty two fans week. All right. Let's see what happens as chester is now in the harangue. Going alright he's locking Eric Stein. Is he crazy Joe. I guess I don't know I think finishing move is like the spreadsheet delete or something. Right. Now, I've got chester up over my head and promptly throw. Gesture outliers. Ten pounds terrible job my chest, they're only. Just picked chester right up over my head and we haven't seen win this thing. He'd be insufferable, and now we haven't seen one person thrown out of the ring like that through the south. Then even those awesome. That's amazing. Okay boom. Wow. What a transition to what we have coming up next here in the one hundred episodes spectacular. That was September first twenty, nineteen episode number forty, seven, the royal rumble it was. Fifty three episodes ago Akiva that we did the original royal rumble. Can you believe it perfect timing one year later? Hambur is the royal rumble month. September is to run up. To Real Royal Rumble absolutely tab there will be equally as many people here will be at the next on. All right. So thank you to everybody that worked on putting these clips together. We just had the one SNAFU. Shut up Tim Lindsey Wilson Rene the voice over Lady. Yeah. They did a great job. Yes. Thank to everybody who submitted clips all of our roasters. Great job by everybody. But we are just getting started here today because we are going to take a quick break. We're GONNA come back. We're going to do the royal rumble. We're. Going to record it on video so we will give out a link you can go to rob has a website dot com slash Rumble to to watch the video of the Royal Rumble along with us, and then we still have the mail bag. Okay. Does that sound to you Kiva? ARIGHT WE'RE GONNA. Take a quick break and we'll be right back after this. Support, for this podcast comes from cdw and Microsoft surface in teams. CDW, we get the future remote meetings works differently. Going right from launch directly to meeting that can be awkward but with Microsoft surface devices with teams orchestrated by cdw, the future works better touchscreen voice capabilities keep teams engaged in productive, enabling you to always collaborate with confidence wherever noon. Thanks for joining you have spinach junior teeth. Thanks for the tip man it orchestration by cdw people who get it find out more at cdw dot. com slash surface. All right. We are back here for the royal rumble two part of the One Hundredth Episode Extravaganza Akiva how are you? I'm amazing. I'm so excited the royal rumble the first time was shocking and there's only memorable comic moments. I feel like you know with today I don't know what's going to happen I. Don't know I don't know who's going to be in the rumble last time we sort of had an idea it was like twenty eight of our friends right this time around we really don't know a lot about what's going on that one of our Listeners Jill She went ahead and said, okay I'm making royal rumble number two, and now here it is that you sent to somebody who said it was it lived up to the hype. And now. Who who was it? That said that this is going to be a worthy successor to the original royal rumble who who is our test watcher. WHO's also a huge wrestling fan? Okay. All right. So good to it's been vetted and we're ready to go with Royal Rover number number to. Go to rob has a website dot com slash royal rumble the number two, and you will get a link to the youtube video of what we're about to watch a key. I will be watching simultaneously and we will be stopping at moments during this to discuss anything interesting that might be going on. I I'm I'm extremely psyched. Is There A PRE-MATCH FAVORITE ROB? We didn't even know who's going to be in it. We don't know going to be I will say my impression is it's going to be about a half half the people who were in last time. Friends of the pod and maybe half people who don't know us in real life. Yeah. Okay. You know maybe a Kevin Costner type we do have a guaranteed victory we have puja guaranteeing would win and we have. A. Housemate we. Ana Who des wait. They live together. Yeah. I mean I don't know what their relationship status is. Not Roommate I mean they are roommates technically you and your wife are roommates I don't know. Usually, not good sign. Listen you'RE GONNA ROMANTIC? couple. HOUSEMATES I don't but I don't. It's if he said it's. The dating or engaged. I have no idea listen I. don't even know my marital. Yeah. You might be housemates. Yeah, we're we are roommates Yeah, I. Don't do share room I don't know but we're roommate. Kid. The Oh. So you know she liana maybe may try and venture crown. Or. Adventure. Lost Melissa. Melissa's Danny in the first year. Denny's The champion I assume we will have the champion back also who gets the coveted thirtieth spot. Obviously, it's a, it's a big. detriment to go in the first few spots because he got to last the whole rumble yet get. Thrown out. Sure. All. Right. If you just watching the video, go ahead to ROB has a website dot com or subscribe at rob has dot com slash are a and a p. to the entire first part of this episode or with you'll hear lots of clips of us. Getting roasted, getting toasted, getting a bunch of getting tested. It sounds like we're drinking where we didn't think. We should have actually we should have should we should have been drinking lemonade. This could have been a simultaneous our ones episode also okay and then also we will be still doing a mailbag here in this episode. So just because you watch the royal rumble does not mean you got the entire story here today. Okay. No, this is part two of three are two of three. All right. Let's go ahead and kick off the twenty twenty royal rumble. It's been fifty three episodes since the original royal rumble took place back in episode number forty, seven on September. First Twenty, one, thousand, nine, hundred, and if you know if it's September on Robina keeping you the podcast, it's time for a royal rumble. Let's go ahead and go down to ringside for the action I. I. Forget we're supposed to be we're calling the the match. You we are the ringside. Ringside. Okay. Let's go down and check out what's going on. Okay. All right. Here, we are. This wrestlemainia taking place. Monday night raw. The Rogers Centre. and. DOC stabbing manipulating take. Anybody. Under the bus in a second. WHOA. Don't ask me for my opinion you don't want to hear the. Grow Up. Somebody wants me a poisonous bitch. Ruins Evergreen. She walks into this her own phone and get in. Every everyone out. One. OPENING MATCH UP WITH KIRK And same person person. Now. I'm already excited. Interest relationship. Explode. Now. Either it. Okay all right I'm just going to lower the volume a little bit on the match because it's a little hard to hear you at the same time over the music from the ring. All right Kirsty mcinnis versus Alf. Crystal, wearing a skirt. Yes she's wearing a skirt. No alien life form ever started in the second spot and one a royal rumble. and you know the first spot has been four winters ever may be but No, you know I. Don't know has there been a Canadian royal rumble winner maybe Kirsten will become the first. Yeah. What about Kris Carrico Jericho All thirty seconds is the next person comes down to the ring. Contestant number three. All right. Here comes. The drought the Jersey. And another roundhouse. To Curzon McGinnis. Yeah he's huge Al And now personally kid has had. The Fram which can only one thing. saw. America. Sober. To karate I guess it is literally Karate Karate time third trade her speaking it's gut goes for a drop kick off the top rope and Mrs here. From, me yeah a double clothesline precursor McGinnis. Perotti. ganging up our four person. I. that. Live. Here comes. The bed will often. Rob Has. Split kicks very excited the that. Skirts. The case goes out it was the. First Person. Says I really to the relevant. Today read yeah. You think you're going to wear. Alpha gang's no. down. And now over. The theme song to small wonder which means. Misled Right now. One of dramatic this is going to be. God. Versus the run. See What It's a trash. Did Not. Rob Each. Jewish people. Quickly delete that. Know people had no one food who's come on yeah. Getting because the eating at people that said, no one was. Yes. Okay. Here comes on. A motorcycle, right? Yeah. Very interest. Yes IRA. Hit the thought and then. In the back yard. Insurance comes into the ring WHO's this Exciting. Josh Josh weight-loss load. was wearing looming. Landau shirt any. Cargo Pant. Just. The clock the. Chocolate Klingler as. Those. Almost makes his way back into the ring. Glare running down brings Ian's not really by. Those. Genes I don't think that's your look. Yeah. Felt like. Later third wheels. Made before Avatar. Third Wheel. Okay, he's a slow stroll to the ring yeah. They don't want to go in right away. Russia. Josh. Ever. He suplex made. Okay here comes our latest entrance. Losing track eighth or ninth person to come down. Only. No no I. Hope everyone throws the leprechaun reading this very odd very spooky. Yet he looks like lover. Twelve well, grace. Grace. The Redknapp thought. Able to get back into the ring. Bigler Punch the renowned ring at the top rope. Missing. As. Gets Baden Slam. really going after each other everyone ignoring as I go. Our. Own. What is this? Oh. This is Dame Judi dench deuteronomy coming down to the Ray. I. McKay. Yeah, that is true. Concede. Matching back full pound rope one to John batchelor one of. Ring Right now. AKIVA. We will wait to see another and frame by simply go down. Yeah. I I I guess we'll take a break now. We're not. We're you know a little. Downtown with twenty one will see. Well. That's how many people left right not. Miss dropped. Very applied. Not. Miss off the top rope. Ads. Look like Joshua. Kami draw. Sort of submission, we're not really going after his death. Good things. There's a lot of bad one. Top Row. Yeah, you're very athletic you're a high flying. You would think that. Very chain. Yeah. The tight jeans are not only wrestlers working very bizarre. Yeah. Oh. That he's out the left wing. took him out. No luck of the Irish four third wheels at. YELP is. Only second before next combat some of the rain has number ten. Team Judi dench dropped picks me to the grounds. Yes. That's happened before. Oh. Is this who, I. Think it is all about to get the purple pant. Thanked me. About the freeze. Baby. Boy. Rifi. What showmanship. Coming. Down to the, ring. Triple was with I believe he will. Take. Cliffs. Of now he did a funny dance I. got. knocked. Out. I. Dame do. Work. John was trouble in the. Josh weekends. Out Third Deals Act the leprechaun making a mark on this podcast. This Oni Good guarding the Yankee Jersey. Yankees Jersey forty not spooning. I've never scares. porky coming down to the ring that that's true. Okay as Per the Leprechaun out once Ajaj way glare okay Dow. Hundred Rice. Rice off the air over its has. You just doing it. They work. God walking in place to track. Bosley. Straw. Are. You. F, is coming out what does it come out in the WRESTLEMAINIA three? Got Out and then run. Danny coming in. As a year nap on the dropped four me media. The Apron. From the ranks. Okay now I've got. To thirsty. Trouble gets back into the. Brining all over the quick. Rob. I've got bryce in like a perfect listen. Danny. For the Leprechaun Yay. got. The at the recipient of slip off the CONROE. Other. Brain. All. The renowned as I rice in the Boston crash. Sport being leprechaun's. GonNa. Her Tried to throw the. Now. Let's see who comes out on next. Now, let's get things started has the view is Only be. Good. With what? These news. Welcome. Whoopie Goldberg. got. Royal Rumble. Emmy. Randy Tony. Okay. Yes Queen. Comes would be. Alright. Maybe. We haven't had a ton of women in the rubble may listen to work sima. I've worked price. Will get the clothesline from the LEPRECHAUN. Picks worke rights to contract with the Leper God. It's be dropped take. Really not a big fan of. Yeah. What be going up to the top rolled. Back Flip. leprechaun is. The questionable move in the rumble do a lot of high flying. Very. Dangerous. Game. especially with sixty four like. Yeah. Anything can go wrong. Okay. Got Her on the side of the eighth, but she is able to get back into the ring. He's got the Leprechaun over the road, but he gets back to the. Sports, tenfold of the room but he gets. Forty. I had. Now. Yeah. We'll. Not. Really. Rice and I go back and forth. Yeah. Now listen for getting. No love lost. SUPLEX, for Melissa from four huge Whoopie Goldberg is. Giving bryce around. Here. Okay. Got It. The first, Lady of. Better than this went. who down through. The. Songs. That she does not care for that price. What the defeated Bryce and now I wife rank and I I think that I should be first target once. Most Call. into. The corner. Down to the top rope Nicole is stunned. Melissa is waiting. Instantly takes Nicole al.. Showing for the. Yes, Nicole might be the chester of this Royal Rumble Geez. Is. You Know. The wrong last art. Wow. Well, you have an ally. Now I'm like dominates choice. Hopeful Boston Celtics got. We'll be. Goldberg. Our short workout the so going on. The Sky, in four key. Getting a winners that are right now he's really, yes most any throws me into the corner. This now. Ninety days of. Yeah Yeah plea with a bad FM. Yeah, that's pretty solid. Worth Lady. Roommate. Are Is. That he guaranteed victory. Melissa on back flip off the top row. She's GonNa rose on the raptor now. Seems like it's the biggest person in the. Room for Robin Julia Teaming. With a flex. Now. Roundhouse kick for? Who says? Oh. No. No I'm. Oil. King. Entering. Its first royal rumble. We stand. The one. True King. The gargoyles. Well cake appeared yet I wonder if having Danny is. King or club champion, but then. The dark world. ME. So I. Knocked Out Melissa and then the Gargoyles came. Out, and now. Gargle. King over the top rope. Endorsing either raptor and yeah. Come being in rang. Yes. Come. All, know still only going to be one human being. Comes check. Alex Chester WHO's You're not that good of a chance. Of. Relationship Or is this. Thing Look Yeah the men. Wearing a suit and sunglasses real chester and Julia team up has He's here rest like many black agent. Yes and I don't know if this is really You know how you WanNa go to work in a rumble in A. Wrestler's ever rather than. Less. Yeah. Just. Didn't match with Leon. Can't. Be Akiva. Is it more. Sales has. Harry the web. Is here. To champion. Harry. Wins Spoiler. Alert. Okay, Chester and Still trading flows back forth, jesters only outside of the apron when he gets back in. Fourteen and Harry. On the Yeah. Rap To really is that people have been going Or anybody out. Harry. Work, you're gone for. Four kids had probably eleven any bill to go. We'll see somebody else in ten seconds notice. I have not come out yet. Oh, keep with good draw. On top rope. And he finds. Dog King Works on Harry. Dame. Music. Blue. Sound School. For American Is Leon Over there. Yeah well, the first. For the person. The rumble whether we didn't. Know you guys did not go toe to toe to. All right. Right away hundred. Rafter. Tastefully on throws over the Pablo. Pacheco Pike to where. Who we are now the outlets in who it's the curse of the House. Yeah Leon and then she's got chapter over her head. Eventual plans. And then. One can become. So we lost Lost Harry, Eliana? People Short session. Gesture. The. Raptor. Okay, who is this coming out? Okay. This is my man four or five. On. Saturday with. Your. said the The hatch seen saw. FIRST COMBAT TO WRESTLE SHIRTLESS Great for. Very. Intimidating comes manhole. But he gets a head bought off the top rope from the. Jessica ahead. Bought to Mike. Blooms Bhai. Okay isn't that a more of a but but then From Comcast. Make It. Held. By. Carl comes. Out. To meet up with. The raptor because quickly exit from the rumble. Craigslist Carl looking for somebody used special trouble with the. Yeah. Who could this be? Brand. Building in. This brand. No. You can't beautiful quite milk. I don't know I mean I. It does happen. Right sometimes. Mick Foley joined the a rumble wants his grooten characters, right? Yeah. We'd love and make. US. Think. Okay. got. Bloom chancellor oral becky and the oil. Yes. Chester work. Or Mike. Now who is this? The thirty. Coma. Citing the CAR I mean this world they may. PM pastas, fifty one. Record it. Is that like a bit 'cause I don't really drive I don't know. We'll even cello we're. On craigslist Carl. Ab Miss. Kiva. He's got a real shot here. Will you work with Chester? No I. Don't think we're going to work together. Mike flew back off the top rope and finds his car yet. Another person coming out. Etienne hand here for Milk Fag I'll know. I like that he's coming out shopping part. The Ray. and. He looks a little shaken off. The keys over his head well. Depressive straight for Mike. Okay winner of this rumble rob get an automatic spot on I can't bill that we on like with the Danny. Bill Fag or Not. GOING GONNA. Be on the PODCAST. Mike will. Pick nobody's on. craigslist. Cari. As Akita those the top nobody's home nothing happened. Okay. Am I Jack in this? I'm usually The first strong. Okay. Twenty, six. Survivor. Player. Take. Wall I. Love. Those tweet. Loved. This is a bad news robin ungodly with. That about this. All right and now. He's out of the rain might go. Okay. My back behind said. Clarence went right after me knows the surprise yes and then drop kick to my gloom. Handle down he found he found out what the BNB is. He went right after Mike Glum. Yes. All right. Let's see who's this. Real. Mayor Rail Mary. Great. Offer Real Mary. Had dreadlocks. Don't think the she's got a frail Mary Earl personalized frail Mary jerk. Bargo dot here to still work with. Mike Bloom are. Knife loom. Kiva. Fan for the they we need somebody else's well. Yes we just lost. A much doing can. WHO JUST WENT I'm forgetting to we lost. Okay. Dow Frail. Mary's. It's just chester bloom and craigslist far gloomier aiming at Os Clara. Parents. This. Sponge. About Matt. This. Is the twenty, nine, thousand, nine, nine, hundred. Bombs Blah. Blah. Number. Eight. Fortuitous number, okay. Now after all the mascots were gone, it's really just four human beings right now yet mike gesture and Carl at ten. Here is. Number Twenty Nine More bones. Bell. This. Don't I'll take it. was supposed to report a lip sync as mathematical low. Okay gesture has Mike Bloom in the Boston gene. Gene. After his down. Call Craigslist Carl coming going. Mike Bloom is out log on for Mike. A woman's in trouble. The thirtieth entrant. I'm just so happy to be here so. Shows. The fact that we even made it here I feel like we've won hopefully this doesn't end our relationship I could see things getting ugly. We could go talk does ear but hopefully, we're just we're going to have a good time. Becomes. Over thirty we'll see go after. Chester spot. Yeah. Sure. Mr. Friend. Year run the French fries going for the piledriver. Up. Powell. Dash She's got craigslist karloff craft. He's mad shooting. Paulo's now gene woman is down to check Sir Alley last year and craigslist MARLA. The final three craigslist Carl passed last year drops with a slam as Chester looks on. A. Top really anybody match right now. Yes. Gesture at he's been there. The longest yet just has been there I will the two men team up against. Just standing in the corner. On that before valley last year works on craigslist within Chester, with a sneak attack. We wrote can't get allie out. Craigslist Carl has chester headlock, and then it's time for craigslist. Carl to get some pain. She slams in down. Kick from our latter and then A. slasher. Raum. Alexander Chester. CRAIGSLIST CALLS DOOR THE ROPE Probably lasts is out and now now it's just. A Mike Klis. And Chester? Story this would be Rob Chester the joke of the first rumble. Rumble and you know route save face will precious Carl come out of nowhere. Yeah and this first rumble win it. craigslist. Really Giving Chester, the business battering. Chester space into the turnbuckle and then dropped and another drop kick the Chesterton been brutalized. They locked up again. Chester, this kind throws craigslist Carl, the grounds. Outs in the Winter Cregagh Paul. Dramatic. Gas. You. Jazzy will. Sell. Appearance. will feel this. Over. For. Many. Many million. CanNot. I cannot believe it. I thought Yester- would have the you know the greatest redemption story of all time. And it was not to be. Wow. This is nuts i. mean we have to have them on the show rob. We try to reach out. Let him know what? HAP- yeah. I think. He's available. Well, we'll wait rumble. Great job by Jill. lived up to that was everyone had really cool entrances. Entrances were really fantastic. Yes. Entrances were gray. What was the most surprising moment for you? I think you would have been really nice if you and your wife work together, it was not to be but I like that that you know we really got chances with Becky belding and Gene Hackman. It just did not work out for So you're convinced that was us. I guess that could have been us. Yeah. Yeah. So the usually the winner of the royal rumble gets a shot at Wrestlemainia but for us, you get a spot on the mail bag you have no choice in the matter most didn't. So this is Carl come into your screen at some point in the next year. All right. Well, what an amazing job by Jill. So, is it official Canon that the royal rumble three will be September of two thousand twenty, one God willing? Yes. God will if the Internet's in the world's works and everything so run and we will have royal rumble three. All right. That being said, Akiva are you ready for our mailbag not? All right. We're going to end the youtube video here now. So come on if you want to hear the mailbag had to rob has a website dot com, slash our A. N. a. p. to hear the rest of our one hundred episodes celebration, and for everybody else listening to the podcast. Let's go ahead and jump over to our mailbag. All right mailbag number one, hundred, we're here. Here, we are. All right. Are you ready to hear from very special guest for mailbag number one hundred. I had no idea I am ready. Okay, let's bring. Your own nervous. skype. Hello. Hello. Is this the First Lady of podcasting? Maybe. His hauling. Yes. You're on Robin Akiva Nita podcast episode number one, hundred, your favorite show. Yes Nicole you're here on the MAILBAG, are you ready to listen to all the listener ideas sent in? Nicole. We. One hundred you're on the podcast with us out. Okay. What are you guys doing? We wanted well first off. Did you WANNA congratulate. Me Or Akiva on one hundred episodes. Congratulations Guy Happy Belated Birthday Nicole Oh thank you. Nicole what were some of your favorite memories from one hundred episodes? Many Many. Can you think right now? Did you want to roast either myself or Akiva here for the one hundredth episode? I wrote on this spy would you like to rant about Rob Akiva? I mean. It sounds a little noisy where you are you. Do you think you can quiet things down? Ryan three rooms away from your elegant trying to get away from them and you're still complaining about this. Young wouldn't it be nice if we go upstairs and just have a nice little chat with Akiva. I think it'd probably be rather be with the kids and chatting with me to be fair. Well. You're probably right Akiva whose wife has been on the podcast more times in one hundred episodes my wife. My wife came on the show we robin I did a thing where we each we try to do. Like doing podcast about the same subject and Robin David Wright from survivor and I picked my wife but. I yeah over to you I, think my wife but eight minutes into the pockets with my wife we realized we had nothing in common and. Number, podcasts together and she left the room and I got one of my kids to finish the episodes that. Sounds. Like a smart lady. Nicole, who do you think hates at you or keep his wife? I. Hear you have more kids, right? Yeah. I got four kids. Yeah. So I. Might be a tie. Yeah. Yeah. Nicole what is it about Rene specifically that you really dislike the most? I think you guys really got it wrong with the whole. Show episode and I. Listen to thirty minutes of one episode and then. decided that this podcast is garbage and and that's it. We can never come back from that. You guys were were were we're very. Key. Do you know that Ethan's on is going to be on Ryan's history played eight this week I saw that I saw that's very exciting. Yeah. One of our. Behind the scenes what Ryan's really light year we gotTA Call Ethan and. I think he's a huge diva. That's my guess I think. Ryan. Is probably a nightmare when the cameras I bet Nicole, do you have an idea for the wheels? Listen. To. Something that I would yeah. What would keeping I? Have to talk about that you would listen. Already on the wheel. Okay. I did but I I can't believe that this is what it is that you listen to one of the first ten episodes of the podcast and for whatever reason decided that we had a cold take and then quit the podcast forever. Or pretty always have to be on your your eighteen. No being very unfair. You being that's good advice though I feel like every episode could be someone's laugh I think the coals right here so Nicole is. Episode, number fourteen kids shows are trash in December of two, thousand eighteen, and then that was that was it and never came back decided Robin Kiva aircraft. Okay. All right. Well here you are. Will you listen to this episodes here the part that you missed from this podcast? On Yeah. Okay. Well I mean that's the one part you already heard. Are you interested to know how you did in the? Royal. Rumble. I heard why would I wanNA watch that we did another royal. Rumble. Terrible Absolute. Denny. Steely. Her either okay. All right. It's a shorter list joking, right Don't she does not let me. He doesn't listen to this podcast but it but you know I don't want to word to get back to her. Nineteen. Realize but I don't like just happened in time. All right. Let me any final words you want to say to Kiva listeners. Thank you for having me on okay. Will you come back on episode two hundred? What are you going around? I don't know probably more of the same. Rumble seven or something. Yeah. All right. Okay Nicole I will see you later. Okay. Thank you Nicole, try not to keep them too long you. We're almost done I appreciate you lend the test. All right. Okay. There you go. All Right I. All right. There you go. It's a special episode Akiva. We got that was great. Yeah, we got. Carried away but. My wife has. Disdain for this podcast that is unexplained. Yeah. I mean I. Feel like. Maybe, if we started off with the baby naming one or have may give a robin. Swipe right like maybe she likes that one. Like Holly Stan or give her I'm trying to think what would you like she didn't like the song of the summer right now. I think she'd like the documentary if you could give it to her unless you unless you heard. The loss 'cause what are you? All right yeah. We'll we'll. We'll up so. Are you up to date on everything that's going on in my house. Now, I'm not. Out of the world total disaster has been going on here that moulders. So. Yes. My wife found mold in our in our bedroom and I was like. I don't think it's that big a deal cut to. That, they're doing like a full demolition of like a quarter of the House here. That has to be like this whole section of the House has to be gutted, and so we'd had to move every one of our possessions out of the, which is really all my wife's stuff which is. You know she has a lot of close. Like that we have stuff that my wife never unpacked from the last place we lived which was. In this bedroom and bathroom, and so now, and now we're all sleeping in my children's room. How long is this? That's probably only like a couple of months. Okay. All right. Well. Listen you missed the city apartment living and now you're back in it. We're back in. Okay. All Right Kiva. So what are we talking about in terms of the mailbag? Art So here's what I'm GONNA do. We'll try something a little different this week the hundredth episode this second right now I'm GonNa tweet were taking life suggestions for the hundredth mail bag on twitter. And let's see what we get and I'll just read them as they come in. How does that sound? Okay. Sounds good aright. Can I give you my pitch for an idea yeah. While while we get the first few pitches here, I'd like to hear from you Okay. Here's my pitch and I don't know necessarily what it's called. I think that we've talked about some version of this in the past. But what do you think of Robin Akiva place their bets you and I? or in one podcast, need to come up with five different bets and whatever sort of like monetary denomination we come up with if it's fifty dollars a bad one, hundred dollars a bet you and I have to find five things that we both feel strongly enough to be on opposite sides of the bet and we walk away from that podcast with five. Hundred dollar bets of things that we are what it could be, whatever we get listeners suggested of things that maybe we might find out instantly things that might take time to develop of what whatever it is of that We walk away from the podcast with five different bets each for a certain amount of money. Okay I'm in I love gambling I also think like it would be funny if Tim who loves to put up money for the pockets, put up the money anyone and they were just playing for his money or something like that I am in I do what if what if we saw what if we came up with some of the bets like could we have a live element? Were we bet like, oh, we'll call her say this word and we call them up. You know we sort of answer some of the bets right then. I. Think to me. It's a little less interesting to have the instant pay off. I. Think Mine WanNa walk away from the podcast with five bets that we are tracking over the course of future. The rest of you know the attorney and then when when that happens that it's like one of our bets have was decided this week. I like I like maybe should be best the seven or something. Whatever it is. I don't think it's best of seven because it's like if you win the first four like it shouldn't nullify the other three we made. Oh yeah that's true. All seven vets or win all five foul yeah. Okay Fair enough. And do you have an example of a bet that you know it doesn't have to be one we'll actually do I like you said listeners could probably you know we've got hundreds listener submissions maybe they'll. What something we would bet on La-, let's say you know we both. We both felt very strongly about like A. Is Survivor GONNA air in the spring of twenty twenty one hypothetically like, Oh, no way. It's not happening I. Think it. Okay. All right. So we're both on the opposite side of the and then we're waiting to see if the thing comes in, you know, okay fine that makes sense and I'm have to but it has to be something that we both feel strongly enough about to. Yeah and I think it would be fun to try to like here. People would write in different suggestions what about you know will there be. A triple crown this year like what whatever it doesn't have to be. Sports related. Maybe do should we have like different levels like a couple of big handle ones but then some like ten twenty dollar bets on things like whatever. Sure. But I think so we we do it all I. Mean I like the of coming up with we have to come up with five on the podcast, but maybe we could have on some little appetizers the okay. Perfect. I'm in if someone wants to run that sort of come up with the ideas. Yeah. We could put that I'm ready to put that on the right now. Yeah, and we have like an idea like or like somebody who's in charge of the all the bats may be Brett Farren Cough. Who that's good. Oh Yeah. He'll. He'll come up with good ones. Okay. Yeah. Br You have a job. All right. So is that in the wheel waiting room? No I think that could be on the wheel officially on the. On the wheel this week because. Aren't there we go with the wheels very large Dummy thick. It's dummy thick. All right. So I tweeted we're taking life suggestions for the hundredth mail bag right here. And we're GONNA have ideas coming in left and right I'm sure. No question. Yeah. All right what do you go I first idea Jeff Goldstein. Tarquini in. My no I like Jeff. Season Three episode seven of just shoot me. Now is my apps. No No I. Think there's like. If it shows really bad or I. It's sort of like a punchline than I think it might be funny to put in the Fishbowl but just you just above that level right where it's not loved it's not hated yeah it's not even middle. It's like It's a C. minus but I don't think it's low enough on the yeah. I I'd rather talk about third rock from the sun or Frazier before we got to just me why wouldn't be on the Fraser episode I'm still insect frazier but yeah, I'm with you I think from the sun is in a great idea but it's a better idea than Then, just shoot me. Deep cuts. Ninety nine says Robin Akiva Play Children's Board Games candy land shoots and ladders uncle wiggly what uncle way willingly never heard of it. Maybe that's like a regional thing. I don't know. Is there like some virtual game? It's not even fun to play Candy. Land, with. When your kid let alone to do it with. Those strategy it's literally just you're rolling. Yeah. Right now I think that's a pass yet. No thanks the McGinnis just stay high. That I have a completely new outlook on i. know the sweetest person around cursing me. So Eam oh I don't know I. Don't know what's happening. Know maybe she moved out and she's she's on her own now and she's She's in a good mood that was that was so shocking. Barrett van divers says. I just want to be part of something. Okay. Respect the move should we come up with an idea for Barrett to be part of? Sure Let's see what Barrett's into can I go to twitter feed and enter ABC like will get into Barrett sort of Okay. So bear it is from Washington. He does not specify that state where city what do you think of it just as Washington state. Okay. Yeah. But if he wasn't Seattle would probably say Seattle. Right so it's probably like pullman or something at Barrett is a teacher. improviser and a math apologies are that a lot of people cancelling math that needs to apologize for math is he do old math or new math. Okay Rob I'm GonNa ask you a question right? Yeah. What's old Mathur New Math I think that they changed the math I don't know. My Kids are enough to know it. You change them, I don't think they've changed any math math still the same. Do you think twelve times seventy two anymore like there's a new Supposed to do it. Why was only ever able to do in my head so I don't know how you used to do it. Now I don't know I never learned how to do math I would just good at numbers. Yeah He's living spontaneously. He says Kay. We. All are Oh. Okay. So let's go through his. Let's go through his twitter feed. He a lot of re tweets. He re tweeted every text is a risky tasks when you have anxiety. Yep. So excited for my quarantine depression, my regular depression to meet my seasonal depression Okay he he tweeted it's been six months and still people are struggling with the big arrows on the floor system at the grocery store. relatable. You see a lot of a lot of. INTO ANY PLACES But you're supposed to do social distancing us was the space it out. I like I like the nowhere to say I feel I feel like I'm in candy land of like okay. I'm sites there's the green dot I'm supposed to be standing on it. Okay. Let me move to the next one. Barrett says I think I figured out how twitter works anytime I say something out loud to myself. No. One to hear I repeat it on the Internet for three likes and that's bliss and can I tell you that tweet has exactly three likes which makes me laugh nailed it. a nice tweet about you re tweeted. Okay. That's good. Yes I won't. I won't repeat it because you know the Kirsten already blue enough smoke up you know where he tweeted baby boy wants Nachos He likes not choice send Barrett. NACHOS. I don't necessarily well, NACHOS transport. I mean we we don't like mail him Nachos we like Hey Barrett. Where are you in Washington like what's the nearest? We like ubereats nachos right now That'd be funny. I mean not like ha ha funny no I it'll be a nice gesture anyway are okay. So that was the Part of something. Congratulations on being a part of the MAILBAG. We intruded and went through his his twitter Henry Maria. Barrett if you're listening Jordan Kayla frequently could use a math apologised on this weekend survivor history. So keep in touch. With he's a teacher assume that means is a math teacher right? So maybe he could be you know he could teach Jordan, the twelve year survivor offseason how to do some math that'd be fun. That'd be funny segment like a Jordan teaches George Barrett Jordan basic math henry demaria says do random season seven episode three but pretend it's always been that way and never mentioned being different kind of funny But we shouldn't read it that now it's now we we we sort of Should've tim not surprising. Took under a minute for shut up Tim to get involved here. Yes. He's ideas called who bus. Thank. Okay Robin Akiva determined that definitive top ten worse songs from great artists. No wonder bands listeners submit their worst songs from their favourite art. The problem is that you have so many artists that have like songs that are like you know the ninth track on the album's like you'd get a lot of artists were song you've never even heard of. Yeah of course no I don't think that'd be interesting at all maybe on a music podcast. That's a funny thing. But it's like to niche for you know what I mean like we don't have a great. Derek. Record with music other than the song of the sorry. We don't Eddie says brands the drag race with Becky. Building and Jean Van. Hack Woman van had earning I don't know I don't know maybe he's rebranding he's rebranding her or another question Or another question one because the panthers always the best. Learn, another question one out question when okay or Robin Akiva learn about musical theater, there is no more musical theatre Yeah I. I'm not sure I'm not sure if that's going to happen. We just got a tiny would just I thought it was like there's none but I just reloaded. There's a lot. Says whatever happened to the the whole idea Robin Akiva are a whole still has a ring to it. That's where we go on read and we just read some random on my the ales and we decide who the hell is. What happens that I guess is the question I don't think you liked it so much I think you next pretty sure. No I would do it. So it's like who's the whole? Like we go read it. I do feel like that. There is a lot of that in podcasting. Really. You know. Are. We revert a lot of people reading the Red Specifically podcast okay. I've never heard it but but that's interesting. Yeah. But we had because we had a like who we had a similar idea. We asked the listeners to submit for and when we didn't get, we didn't get interesting enough missions. It was a lot of very petty the Scott Family things that warrant super in yachting. Try Look we're that we're in our second hundred episodes like. We gotta try stuff. Yeah I'm for it If someone wants to put that together I'll put that in the waiting room. That's not. Like people are going to pull them from the current. Ta Okay and then we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA. Decide I, think that's how it would work. Yes. That that official, no, it's in the whale. We will read him where my want someone to sort of take charge that when find some good ones that maybe you know have a third person on the podcasts that that gives us the example where their fresh us Kalem says Robin Akiva learn to knit possible names including get their knits out. Given a podcast or knit happens. I like Robin keeping knit a podcast, but it is not A. Audio podcast. Also, I'm the least coordinated person or if there's no way. By shoes, how the I knit yarn I don't think I. Don't think that's going to happen I. Think if you if you locked in a room and couldn't get out until I learned to knit and like you had the world's best teacher and like hundreds of youtube videos about knitting. I never get out I. don't. Yeah. So. rob explains Terminator Movies to Akiva. Or Star Wars prequels. wiggling lanes the MC you greatest team These are all from Jeremy how about this Jelly K. says during the month of October, the fishbowl becomes a cauldron ooh so far like that, and all episodes are Halloween episodes of popular TV shows. He says, for example, community is a great one. You Know Simpson's treehouse of hard. Diaper becomes a witch's hat filled with. alouine. Okay. So the fishbowl then becomes the. Hollow the or the cauldron or the Candy Ball, and then we're GonNa are is it just whatever comes up? So instead of season three episode seven I mean is there a Halloween episode of everything that's in there I'll have somebody research at this week I think most like shows anything in the fishbowl that has a Halloween episode is eligible. Okay. The one. Episode of Doogie Howser probably there is a lengthening. Early In their Halloween early edition, I can't imagine because it would be the day I. Mean it would be the day before Halloween probably. Okay. That's fine. That's funny. Yeah whatever. It is season three, hundred seven is. That it's not season three episode seven. Now, it's a Halloween episode. We do also have a October tradition if you remember rob that we watch Leprechaun every October. So I do think we're going to be watching Leprechaun three probably in October. We're watching Leprechaun three Leprechaun Land Vegas? I believe, right? Yes. That is the plan. Had A big episode episode number one hundred. Yeah. Leprechaun was one of the. Stars. Leprechaun March. No we watched it both times in October. I think, I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure. Okay. Itzak Yitzkhak has a has a few suggestions of season seven, Franklin and bash. With Mark Pau slur I think is in that one? No. He is but where? is He Franklin, or by I know we're not watching he franklin or bash I'm not sure. And Psych, he loves USA. People Love Psych. Suits is on the channel. Have you ever seen soon? It was my wife's one of her favorite shows. Yeah. Being loud. Says Rob Places for day and reunite the tell us how terrible the other person's life how are we gonNa do that right now? I think. That maybe twenty, nine, thousand, nine idea. Yeah. I use just as happy one hundred. Laura says Sarcoma suggest this already but I have to can you work sequester in somehow season three of seven episodes of Western mini? So we're gonNA talk about old sequester game I feel like there's a lot of conversation about about sequester I don't think they need us. To, help them up Sperm Whale Army Yeah says Robin Akiva do mad libs have people send in their own Apathy Med templates and youtube fill them out I. think it's pretty similar to choose your own adventure which we already have with Mike and isn't that already on the wheel Mike and Liana choose your own adventure if feels like we haven't done this podcast and like two months I don't remember anything like look through that. Is Not a lot of their there. No there's not but we do. We're doing choose your own adventure. Sort of thing. Yeah. Just for the record of Mad libs is nothing like choose your own adventure but I don't think there's enough there to do to come in those little those little books or whatever. It's a lot of I. Guess. So I guess they're both th- in little books. That both in little books what is Slam Whammo? He's you know what? Slam joke from the big. Brother podcast Okay I don't get it. I I'm not watching big brother settlers of Catan that's not a podcast, but do you place ten? A, but it's mostly because I don't have friends that would play a game with me. Right one of the Nice things about having older children is my daughter's can play grown-up. Games with my wife Yeah. Yeah Myself. My son would be would be excited to play with me but I think you need more than two people still. During the height of quarantine we were playing we're playing some games like every. We just went through like hundreds and hundreds of. Rounds of the same games that we liked Why? What's the now? the main game we liked was. Ticket to ride. We were playing a lot of ticket to ride. Can Buy you sort of like it's a little bit like risk kind of like you're taking. it's like you have to fill a train route from Seattle and so you have the whole map United States and you have to get there as fast as possible It's it's easy enough for tenure. Your kids aren't there yet, but they're not that far away. Honestly, because my my son who is your son's age can play it. So actually you're probably pretty You know he's not gonNA dominate, but he could he could figure out the game. we need a Christmas banker says the call I don't think it's time for us to write another song. Is it? Yeah, I don't think so. I want to start to think about Christmas music. You're not a big Christmas general, right? Aren't you sort of anti Christmas yeah? And I'm not I wouldn't say anti Christmas so much as I nothing. Christmas. Yeah well, that's read like to be. A fly eagles fly says Robin Akiva Watch world's strongest man Ooh I know you love sport. In all shape and size buns. This is more of a thing that we should have done when there was no. Headed athletics going on it's true. If the sports world ever shuts down again, remind US flags fly That might be a little bit more of a thirty two fans ideal chester. Also I don't know he's not. So into stuff like that Robin Kiva play taskmaster this has been suggested before by Haley strong right now it's just watch it. No I think. Yeah. But what if we played it do works now? I think maybe Haley suggested I think grey suggested a two. It's like a British game where there's different challenges I i. I think some of them would have to have an off off You know camera during the week. Yeah. I really prefer for the PODCAST I. I prefer that we are you know hosting the show as opposed to you know sitting sitting by and then like we don't really know what's going on. Yet Goldie wants us to go. to discuss an APP idea. So good news I think the plan is. We're going to talk bracket because that's a man does show Dr Mandatory Benowitz. She's GonNa come on maybe the next week for Robin Kenyatta the verdict, and then whenever Amanda comes on for that episode will do. One No that'll be the mailbag you said that's a mailbag. So that'll be the mailbag. That week is Brunell. But we've never stacked this specific mailbag with an episode before, but it made sense because a man. So the man's. Exciting spot on the wheel now. Yeah. Well, anytime you get. Dr Manner Venue. It's a can't be more exciting but yes, I agree. That's a good episode. Jessica afraid also says, why do people want play Settles Board. Games or not podcast material love board games, but You know I don't I don't know if that works. Yeah. Hear that. What do you think it would be funny if we had, we could have done I don't think we should do it now because it's not gonNa work out what are we said like the idea that gets the most likes and comments is automatically on that would be funny but. Lakes in what comments on on twitter because I see like some of these ideas like the no has been very. Liked the one that the one that people are liking is jealous idea of the fishbowl becoming a culture and the. Witness that. Okay. Yeah we're we're already in on that one I don't have a problem with that. was there any old business as we get some more tweets in that we have to? Here's here's a funny leftover idea that I'll that I'll pitch you. Okay. Okay. I. Don't see the name here. So I apologize to did not make it to the to the sheet. I think we did this password it's called Robin Akiva. Panther to Password Boulou at the start of the episode of trusted Third Party gives Robin to keep a list of five words to fit into the banter at the end of the episode. Robin. Akiva guests which wordsworth were the worst what's regular episode? Barosso. Sneaking in a few words listeners are playing one. Do we talk about that last time he did? I don't know. I think it's a little too. Yeah. I'm out. On. Blues also. Your Annenberg lose yeah. Do you have an opinion on the word Google? A Wu make you like cartoon character will be like, whoo. On that word. It's fine. Do. You think I would go. Out. At, this point is that like an eighties cartoon sites pretty out. maybe somebody saying on tic. TAC You could we bring that? Well, that could be next episode right? We're bringing. We're doing viral trend. What if the viral trend? Is People saying Guga on Tiktok can we pitch that in a call? If that's the next next thing we've ever on for I mean you can put it in the TIKTOK challenge bracket You could do think that would take off though. Just saying unlikely. Yeah. Okay Yeah I don't know I don't know Chapelle Saint Shift, and why did you say that episode of good bands bad songs would be called. Hoover's thank. Is that a great band that just as a bad song it's good question we talk showed up Tim. Yeah. Jacob Redman five different people want us to write a holiday song. We're not just musicians at will we came up with the song of the summer I took a lot of effort right? Like I don't know what what people are expecting us right hits whenever they want. Yeah. It's not a terrible idea. I don't think we need to go back to the song that was such a hit the first time. There's no real reason to go straight back. If anything I, feel like that. We should. It's very easy to get a holiday movie made. I. Don't know how we would do it in quarantine. Like pitches, a specific holiday movie for hallmark to make. Yeah. Watch the holiday movies. Honestly, we almost we're going to watch the there was a bunch of like Christmas. They're all trash. They are bad. I would watch when this haven't. If you remember we put fifteen spots on the wheel for them last during the just never happened that's how much they were trash. Here's a here's it out there idea from Kelley it's called drink talking learn. So. People come on and they make three minute slide show decks of any topic they want. And during the presentations, she says business. Is Required heckle heckling presenters allowed encourage as long as it's witty and brief Okay. So basically, they want she wants people to make. PowerPoint yes. I love this. Okay. So Beijing lovely. Yes. Here's here's what this is. Okay. This is basically we'd have to come up with whatever the name is but this is like our Ted ex okay that we have like six or seven like panelists that are gonna come on and give a five five minute presentation or or or whatever, and this is like a conference. Rene Ex. Rene, packs. Okay but is this a different than like our shark tank idea where they're pitching businesses? So here there's catching anything based. Pitching they have presentation. So. Give an example like they would say like I think you guys should get really into Japanese Manga and then explains why I don. I think that's the thing and then explains why that's cool. Yeah. Like anime. Sure. And gives three minutes on and you think that's going to be good podcast. I'm not saying it's not or it is I'm just say you're into that. I think it would be if somebody has a point. That here's my here's my five minute presentation of you know why? You know. Eating French toast every day changed my life like I. Think I'd want to hear it and the winter we have to follow. So if the French, toast everyday wins, we have to eat French. Toast every day for like a week. But maybe not necessarily that they're giving us something that they're just they're they're they're telling their whatever, and then we're also allowed to like have dancer also. You know give some weekend, interrupt them and ask them questions sure in the middle. Sure. Okay I. Yeah. So maybe Kennedy five presentations. Kelly reach out you if you want to. Run this one I like this idea a lot. It's a good idea. There's no visual Rene back. Is really good. You'RE GONNA if they have a powerpoint presentation if they have slides. By think that's vigil I think they should focus more on making an oral presentation because this is a podcast, it should be an oral presentation, but I think that they could have slide. Yeah they have a slide fun. Yeah. Better than a shoot. Eighty, two sixty. So we're calling that Redknapp ex. Backs that's a good name. Filthy says he's just here to re tweet whatever John John. suggests. Okay. If John's away from the computer right now from twitter, this is going to be brutal for him. He doesn't kill hey and ideas and right now snooze you lose it is true. You should have opened it at any point you could have had it. Yeah. All right. That was by the way that was not twitter idea that was just an idea that was hanging out from in the In the mail bag seemed seven of cash cab from Danny cash cab is. This a lot I maybe I didn't maybe I didn't delete from the last episode I don't know. Maybe this is just an old lady that's been. That's been suggested a lot this I've had one idea. That's been in the mail bag. It's just like the the placeholder. So it's been in the mail bag for two years. Okay and I've never read it and I'm going to read it right now and then the mail bag is going to be fully empty after episode one, hundred got there is nothing left in the mail bag it's just like always there it's like I never read my email g melania have to email. So kind of the last thirteen years so you having saving this like a bottle of champagne. For elite. Chamber in this one I, just never read it the first few weeks and. Just never got to a lot of build up for this it nothing great or terrible. It's just the first idea in there and it's and it's been in there for two full years. It's from a Lisa do years age like a fine wine. We're GONNA find out right now find out I suspect they don't. Well. Maybe if even if there's ideas bad that doesn't mean it was good two years ago. You at least as. Can you read various rumors on slopes, dot com and guess if they're fact or fiction, you could maybe pick from the top fifty or pick a category old wives, tales or Disney or humor where use the slopes random her some rumors fairly political controversial. But you could pick curate ones and just pick one that interest you. She gives examples did KFC create a chicken scented candle. Yes did a woman ever give birth to seventeen children at once probably with Were people selling plastic rice added of China. Those were her example. Okay. So we put slopes rumored arlene. Really. Okay. So let's just see what this is going to be like that. You think a lot of these things are going to be sort of like a political extremist takes that would. Like. Prefer. Yeah right I think Nah battling extremists back. Then it was like is this email forward Bill Gates going to give everyone five million dollars true and now it's much more like did the president actually say this thing to. The Clip, doc. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here's the randomized. Number one did EVA Braun say she hated seeing children separated from their parents but not to blame straight to Hitler and the Nazis number one, hundred dollars random. Okay. randomized to Hitler's wife okay. Let's see. Let me try randomize her again ever. Starting with David Braun me. Like may get something Nice like is it true? Mickey Mouse was actually an event you know like Yeah. Okay. So I think it's A cute idea it's hot enough for the PODCAST. Tommy. Yeah said my dream would be to be on LINEAPP. Okay. I think we should grant Tommy his dream. How about the WHO I think tell him he's Tommy Tommy is he's just a guy, but he's a big rap fan I. Think it's his dream. How about this? When we play. Family Feud Tommy can have a spot on the family feud prices, right. Wheel. Zillow Tommy. Zula. Tommy I oh I know I know him well. And Okay I think Tommy should come on the podcast. He never told me his dream was to be on dream in life his biggest dreams to be under think about. Prices Right he's bills fan. Now Okay he's out. He's out. He did he I think he did tell me that Yet, but he's He's he's got a lot of charisma Tommy. Yeah? I think he will be on the podcast I didn't know notice his dream to be on LINEAPP sometimes I'm like, how do you know so well? Was The guy who gave me sequestered vice in my town? Sequester guy he's he was like the first person ever went twice. Right. I entered the. Room before he was famous. Now. He's payments touchdown Tommy Tommy. Okay it's his dream to be on the show. You're going to say, no damn I say I said yes already I know I'm saying the royal you of course Tommy come on down you're gonNA you're going to be the next contests on the prices right? All right OJ June OJ's June man OJ. Maybe his name is like you know. What would be like? If you're, Jewish. Name, and then what's a good Jay name I'm trying to think. Does just basically to avoid any confusion with OJ Simpson Yeah. He doesn't want. He doesn't like people are like, Hey, are you know I'm OJ June that's OJ. You know the greatest run your handle this is an official nickname. His twitter, those at Oj, the man. Okay. I mean, what are you know are like his name is OJ Jim? Would you want from him I can say that? He wants us to rank the hundred best foods. Sounds like more thirty fans idea. Yeah that is true. If OJ Simpson wanted to come on this podcast. You'd say, no right. What did you talk about? Ranking one hundred one hundred best foods now then definitely more of a thirty, let's say we have steak and then there's like a knife and we could get very ugly I know does he wanNA talk about the incident? What like when he ran for two thousand yards against the jets and nineteen, seventy eight in the last season Depending on what is what is the topic? Why be? What's the incident? He's had a very rich life you're calling the incident. The naked gun in the crappy movie diaper. and. People. Get Mad if we if we have OJ on the podcast. I don't think it's a good idea serious interview with him. I don't think people would be mad. I don't think Oj does serious interview want money doesn't do anything for free. It's GonNa want money. Okay. All right. We're not having OJ. Don't send the email. Okay. Josh Wigley we verified reply rob. Josh. Ler Says Robin Akiva get into a fight I. Don't know this is different for most podcasts. I just liked the name That's sort of like what the the batting thing we're just arguing about stuff I. Don't know if we're arguing it's like you feel strongly about it and. Put money we mouth is. A fight with you. I'M GONNA. Fight like. I don't know too much going on I'm not get into a fight with anybody right now Yeah. A lot of people excited about Tommy's dreaming UNWRAP. People will be very excited when Tom on the podcast. Yeah I don't think that that would know Tommy be so fun to. To get into a fight. Now we got into fight I have ever been a huge fight before. I think you've been offended. Me Never. Have never been offended. Once never offend me not one hundredth episode of Seinfeld. We got through this episode with forgot we did not get through it yet. No let's not count our chickens before they proverbially managed but yeah, I do think yeah. The hundred if no, if people have never listened to Seinfeld podcast, let's say they're super nine inches inciteful. You should listen to hundred episode of that because that's like. That's an iconic Robin Akiva episode might we ever had? right it should. We wait for more tweets or should we say? that. I feel like that what are we going into the three plus hours on this podcast like At some point you're saying, we should go into four gotta get on with my day here. I was really thinking your day was like I. Know I know you say. I hate food but you know I could use a meal at some point today. Why I'll well look you it's twelve thirteen at night by the way if not had dinner, not the throw you know will that sounds like very bad planning on your part. Well. We started this podcast eight o'clock. Yeah. Why the world did you live in where you didn't eat dinner before eight o'clock. Knowing you ever. Eight o'clock you. Know because I want to rob rob I- podcast. You usually run in the morning like I. I got backload my day. So yeah, not to Brag or to you know whatever. But I don't a lot of times have a lot to do in the mornings So I, get up later sometimes. Yeah. So one time thinner. Well, normally dinner at like eight thirty. Thirty. But now I guess it's going to be first of all. I'm not GONNA have anything. There's nothing in the house my wife's cooking for Russia's Shannon tomorrow night. So it's not like I can just. Whip up something because I don't feel bad planning on your part if you're renewal. Only eight thirty and you've a podcast at eight o'clock, I would eaten dinner at seven thirty. I was horrible planning I'm starving and I'm also willing to. Part of hearing three podcasts today is figuring out when you eat. This is my only podcast. Yeah I think. Okay. So I answered Robin Akiva headed up to here. This myth Robin Kevin Durant about where we get. The most worked up at the cited by judge about a submission gets a point loser do related to one of the idea. I don't know what that means. Really. All right. Let's talk about the wheel then. why don't you take a look at? Questar the sequester people have taken over my twitter feed yeah. You're hundred of them this saying doer, an APP sequester. PODCAST. It's not a podcast they just want us to do her nap sequestered. If Alpha ll bean I'll do it. If the if the what if someone's dressed up as alf in a in a costume? and. Then we'll find out Kennedy's. It's like Oh how about this? The Mask Sequester? Okay. Everybody's in costumes. This would be a great idea audrey should get on this the. Audrey everybody's in costume and then it's like I don't know who WHO Honestly. It's incredible. Credible. The only issue is. They've pretty create anything. They've already done this like well, I'm not tracking, but they're. Seen It. I don't know they did. They did Christmas in July it's like hey. Mom. I think that the Mister robot mask is Tommy Zillow that you're gonNA. Let him win the third time like no, I am not I definitely am not ta touchdown Tom I have a question would they would they need to? By the way? His name is like I just victim touchdown Tom I don't think that's what he goes with. But that is a better nickname. I think the Thomas Tidbits, which is his twitter handle Tommy's home. That's his twitter handle Tommy's tidbits. Anyway but could bits I mean it's it's alliterative wait rob. Rob How would work with the with voices though because Tommy with for example has very unique voice. You'd know his voice immediately if you heard. Everyone using voice changers not you Know. Voice Changer. So you have to mask your voice. Yeah. How about and if somebody says, oh I think you're touchdown Tommy. He's out. That's it. No. Vote him out. And then and then he takes off his mask after he's voted out, take it off and maybe in Leon owes something freely probably in it. Well then they're going to go the together. No one's GonNa vote and every gonNA use a zoom background. So you don't know where they are. Yeah. You have to zoom back. Dollar idea. It's very good. Audrey we're giving it to you for free. Yeah Audrey is going to get the five thousand new patrons. This idea. No I think it's the opposite. She's going to get one hundred Mil. She's like this too complicated and there's nobody says is a great idea but it's also incredibly complex great idea and they should do it. There's a lot of a lot of overlap these. These people are okay well. What the heck why he said he's going to I think they're already pitching this idea in the. Thomson is GonNa, play sequester as the king cake babies. So maybe they're leaning guys. Hey, we're already on our. Season Three episode seven not yet. Call Coin Flip. Crappy. Movie Diaper People's Choice. freaky is free. The price is right PR. Firm to men's our trash choose your own adventure Robin Akiva Anita Verdict, which includes the Rene bots. that. Run up just rocket over an ideas. Yeah. Brunette biologist. Rob. I'm like. Yeah. And then it drops back at you. Yeah. It's like having another Kid Dad. Why Dad? Why? Never just tweeted EVA and name Keevil out to Yeah. I think they've already picked out there in Napa ideas yet we are I. Don Each Jewish people to get on the list Jewish people the Jewish people in the good sense of humor. Nobody got offended really that you were GonNa do good people were warning me though they set. With record eating on a podcast is not going to be good for listening. Drinking podcast. In moderation too much. That's not good either. Yeah either yeah. What about being drunk on a podcast? Are you in favor of that? Terrible. It's terrible. Always you think it's always bad for the most part I, think so okay. nobody walks away. Happy. What about what about? What about smoking weed before podcast I think that the right people can do it but I think that probably in the in the hand of the wrong person probably now gun. Sometimes they get very forgetful. Yeah. They forget where we're talking about and then and then I have to leave chester it's. Up Joking, yeah. All right. viral challenge tournament debate Shark Week spinoffs, Trash Robin keep a game show. Robert, he was spice up their lives place your bets and Rene ex are not yet eligible for the wheel. Okay. Most ideas we've ever had going. Yeah. So we're very imperative that. Rob. We should place bets on like what's the last idea from these come up and that'll be our first hundred dollar bet ooh. Okay. When you think of that ten dollar bet yeah. The I'd put that as more of moral luck based one. Okay. Yes. That is true. All right. Here we go. So let's spin the wheel as one. Oh, one. I'm excited for the next hundred. I. I think our goal rob should be the next hundred better than the first hundred. Okay. I gotTA keep getting better not worse. Let's try. All right. Well, boy we're going to really. Have a spectacular one, hundred episode because the People's choice has come. Oh. Wow, and that means three more times baby. We will have three more times and probably more controversy to follow with the always popular people's choice. So we will kick off episode number one on one with the idea voted on by. The listeners. All right. Let's spin it again. Choice number one is going to be. Shark Week. Okay okay. That's where we are going to watch season three episode seven of Shark Tank. And then we are going to then do a all listener call in mailbag. Yes. A very fun mailbag. Hey, that's option number one number two. is going to be. Okay Redknapp acts not yet eligible for the wheel. Gets an extra spot when enough I don't think. That and Season Three episode seven. All right. Let's get in that I. Usually do not do well in the People's Republic say. Yes. But it's up against another season three episode seven we just sharply. That's true. Okay. Branding on the on season three episode seven got a Ping Pong ball and it is going to be who's the boss. That is not going to win. I did get I. Did get a I got a message this week. Yeah Yeah From. And she said. The editor of the bunch of times I think with funny stories whatever she a funny. She's there could like she's she's had good submissions for previous recap episodes, and she said you both of my children. Both of my siblings are named after the children WHO's the boss. John. In, Samantha her siblings for Jonathan and Samantha Yeah and their name has them. She said I would love. WHO's the boss expert I would love to come on and to me it's like if you do the math is season three episode, seven specific like wants to have sewed has under one percent chance of being picked every week because it's one spot on the wheel, and then it's like one fifteenth or whatever of that spot. So Mike of course. Yes. Sure. Because that's never gonNA come up but she might be on up. So next week because I said yes. Okay I was happy to have her on would say, no, don't just ask about claiming seems upset seven. We have who's the boss we have shark week. What's the third one right? Let's sorry our third and final spin is going to be. What's coming up. It is. To Men's our trash. Okay. So should we go to the rejected ideas? Now we have. No, that's confusing. Okay. So here's let's well let's do this. Now let's figure out what the idea would be. Oh. Yeah. I. Didn't I never thought about that. So we're going to do that. Now let's do that now and then we'll say what the idea was. Listeners can really mess up by picking this if it's really bad but we each have a veto. So we're going to give you three options here. Okay. We're GONNA do three and we could eat veto one of them. Yes. Okay. All right. So so a number a pickup. Yeah. So I think we're going to do. Under. rejected. Anywhere do. Random number generator. Okay fine good idea. Okay. All right. So on the U. Random number generator, we are looking at a number between one and six hundred, thirty four. Okay. So cool. Random number generator. Okay. We're looking for a number between one and six, thirty, four. Okay and that random number is going to be okay for our first our first time out is going to be all right. Here we go. random number generator number one coming up. Six hundred on the nose. Okay. Okay. So it'll be something very recent. All right. You want to read it. Yes six hundred is Kiva takes rob the court. It's a court case about ROB's murder of Akiva on the Oregon trail. Okay That's too stupid. Is this your video? Do I have to decide now or can we can't we see all three and we'd decide I guess so all right. Yeah. All right. That was random number generator number one. Okay. All right. Let's go back to the well for idea number two. Here we go. Five, seventy, five, another rissole, and we're going very recent. Marin. APP Celebrity get me out of here. Okay. Explain don't got no explanation. In do you remember? What was a celebrity? Get me out of here it was like a stupid reality show. Yeah. But what do you remember the cab? Yes I do but it was like survivor like. Let's celebrities. Deal celebrities. Like Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on it. I think Stephen Baldwin was on one. I remember Cetera. Yongle? Yeah Right. Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's do one more. Here we go. Three. Fifteen. Okay I'm only for like a regular season three, upset seven or something somebody that the listeners don't trap into. Okay Robin, Akiva have a first date one, hundred icebreaker cuisine We just did this. Will Not only do we do this? That was that pitch was think alleys pitch. For what eventually became the sleepover podcast? Yeah. Bright that was pitched an episode number forty. which makes sense because that's the episode before the live show I was that was pitched as I think one of the live show ideas. Okay. So I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here is pitched episode number eighty, four The thing about celebrity give me out of here is we could turn it into whatever we want. Yeah. So I think we should pick that and it'll probably lose. But if it if it doesn't lose, we'll figure will figure out what it is. I'm APP celebrity get me out from an APP celebrity. Get me out of here. So. What if like we? We invite like Poo Poo. The world and they're trapped until like something happens. To vote somebody out oh. Yeah. We could play like a quick survivor game or something. Yeah. So we put. So basically I'm rap celebrity get me Outta here is we start with maybe like six people and then we have every somebody gets voted out after each round and then one person stays and they get to be in the mail bag. Yes but they WANNA leave. No loser gives us five hundred dollars. Looser. Sampling agree, listen they're coming on the show got a risk it to get the business. Maybe. It's people that don't want to be there. I don't know but then look if. If people say this too many guests on a podcast they don't have to vote for that one. Don't vote for it. Yeah. Don't complain though. Will pick episode five, five. Okay. Maybe the free ideas wartime can't. Is it worthwhile to go back to episode number eighty four and try to find where you know what we talked about their. No I think we should spend given our own spin. Okay. We we can figure it out but I feel like we're not. We're only obligated to do the title. We don't you know what I mean. Okay. So you don't WanNa you'd WanNa know at this episode we'll find out if there was anything good there but I don't think. So episode number eighty, four was eddie. America usually has an encyclopedic memory for this stuff so he will tell us when he okay. So that's number three. Okay. So that's our. Say Three Again Shark Week season episode seven of WHO's The boss or Pranab celebrity get me out of here. Okay find. Interesting. All right. That's fun. Okay. All right. Now you know people might complain by the way. Rob About why what if we what if we should now if we? Here's. The deal The I two men's are trash. The idea where we go into our rejected idea ban and pick three ideas maybe will say we should have that should have been on the wheel as it's on its own, and then like you know you but I'm sick before we take the idea it's like we're trapped doing that and then what happens happens afterwards if it comes up like maybe we have too much information that we could already pick up the idea people are gonna say that no. Okay fine. That's insane. Take is the Supreme Court GonNa get mad maybe we. Wait aren't they man? This was fine. We did this perfect. Okay. Great. So I'm excited. I'll put that poll up after a show. I'll pull up on Monday. Okay. All right. there. There you go. All right. Akiva I know you have so many other podcast going on sequester. It's really it's. The once you keep talking about it. Okay. You're in this entrenched in the sequester community I. Don't think. So you're you're on fire with new guy or new girl old guy new girl yet. Ngo G. new girl who you're only doing a patron episodes of thirty two fans. Now I know I'll tell you what happened is very boring. We changed our feet over. So it is very possible. There's something I'm not sure scribe to the right feed anymore it might be you might have to refresh some how. The last episode I have is the San Francisco Forty niners. PODCASTS. No, we've done many since then many many Oh that that you really should something wrong with your feet. that. So you think the problem is is on my end and not. From the. You blame the media using pocket casts tunes using a listener IU's overcast. Every other podcast I'm subscribed to I. I don't have to do anything I just get the episodes I know, but I don't know we had a big problem. We had the switch servers. The, the thirty- fans on the same went through the same site for the first eleven years that existed in both forms But that the guy my friend Eric wanted to. You know put his put his website out of business, and so we had to find went we paid a guy. You know. So we found someone India to move the podcast over anchor and then We've had some growing pains. Long as we had each other so yet no I see thirty two podcast episode three, hundred, eighty, five nfl power after week one. Okay that's the plug. That's. Absolutely only if you listen on Apple podcasts and that means you Miss Jerry Chester Chester Dad previewing the Vikings and the browns and the Lions podcast. So. Yeah. You're missing less four. Do I need a new phone if I want to listen to thirty I don't think you should throw that phone in the garbage and then just because and then download podcasts or something other than overcast and hopefully it should be there listen is gestures fall I blame and he's going to send me the angriest email after this because I'm sure I'm wrong about something it's like no is rob's fall is nothing to do with us like all the at. When Is some problem. I usually blame the listener listener yes. Say We don't want your click anyway you jerk. Of that that's usually what I say Okay So yeah, the thirty two fans are you going to check out NGO G at some point? Yeah I feel like I'm just not well-versed enough in the in the shell to. The show it's Me Your friend Keith has a podcast. Yeah. I'll subscribe to that right now at least at least the new episodes will come right in my phone. If I do that I trust Aleve more of the things we started the pockets with anchor as opposed to migrating to anchor on thirty two fan suggestions anchors great if you start there but there's something wrong with it when you're moving there. To hear from Alex Chester Okay Yeah all right one thing I have a common at all three of my podcast subscribers yes. Yes. One thing I've been kind of in all three of my podcasts is that I'm not doing the technical work right I'm just I'm just a talent I'm just showing up and then you know telling people I don't know time shoes I this is an idea actually from. Alli. This is my birthday. This week Jolly said what if at some point but I it's funny because it gives birthday idea. Alex Chester of thirty two fans. Alley Lascher of New Girl Old Guy and Rob Sister Nino of Rene. Had A play who knows Kiva better game. That would that be funny. What on what podcast is on? I don't know that's a good question. It seems like it's a little bit of thirty two fans idea problem with of course, having an overlap is it could come up in six years from now I don't know Yeah You don't have to answer right now. Is that something that you think that's a funny idea. Yeah. I would do that podcast but a, I would only do it as a recap. Ideal. Okay. All right. Challenge thrown down to the other two PODCASTS and now asking the questions or is it like Kaya like someone? Who knows me a host? I think it's like the newlywed. Okay fine. Okay. All right. That's a good idea. All right we'll say okay. Yeah this was fun. All right. Like a estimated time check for how long it is because. I. Think it's probably going to be around like three and change not so bad. Yeah. All right a monster. All right. Thank you so much for listening. Does it get tack on an extra four minutes for the song of the summer from Wolfram America thanks to everybody who's been here along with us for the ride of these one hundred episodes. Shoutout to stevie wonder. So many of these. Tried to make sense out of everything that we've. Tried, to include in the emails. Okay. This is crazy but here's what happens is thank you. One email saying I. Think I said something anthropometric. the the Yeah. A bug by the way. Huge. Thanks Rob for today in particular we have to give the shut up. Tim and Lindsey Wilson really put the whole episode together. Yes Ngo well Oh and absolutely entered the rumble. Yeah absolutely. All right. Thanks everybody who's been here along the way take everybody a good one by. Inside. Think it's. Abbas. Arkansas. Rockets. Baby. That's On. The SICKEST BARBEQUE Gins. Guys. Soon. Get the. Body. That was part of the song. All. I just got. got. Wrong. Could be. The. Same Now on. Like An. She island. Showers. Bye. Slots. Same. Only. I'M BAGGER Losing streak that sports? ICON. Inside my shoes this point I've not. Lasting Of testing looking for hot. Body. Starts. Ringing and. Singing. Wants to try swinging. On my day. Go back inside maybe summer won't be so bad. On the only reason I was feeling so sad. I can still make this a fabulous some her. Maybe on all in all Bitam. For Me We can still be strong. Silk. Hockey. I've got. The buster.

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #117: 2021 Hot Take Off

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #117: 2021 Hot Take Off

"They need and they need to make bill by talk of bringing you talk There is palpable. Excitement in the air for the return of the redknapp world-famous hot takeoff number. Two very excited to be back here with the man who is the host of not one. Not two. Not three and a half podcasts. Here is uncle key. Akiva winegar akiva. How are you just in. Terms of branding is the second take off. I wonder if we should call it. Like take off. Twenty twenty one or something because Who famously i think. The takeoff was originally thirty. Two fans idea yes. It was me versus alex. Chester dropping takes with you. Rob sister nina. Was the judge thirty two fans. Yes probably four. Five years ago with this plume. Yeah and then and then we turned into survivor off. We didn't on a couple of survivor. Part thanks the one idea that we we've taken from thirty two fans and everything. Everything else is thirty. Two is stuff that thirty fans takes. Well what what else do you want to steal. We could do live last too long ago. We take the flag rankings. I know you love those. We want to rank every country's flag. Again we can do that. The worst people of the worst living person bracket we do that. You love stuff like that and see how the year goes. Yeah yeah alright key. The how are you. I'm great. I'm for this week's podcast. I i don't know i feel like it's twenty twenty one. There's there's something in the air. I feel better way high. Okay all right yeah. i'm fine same old. Same old akiva. What does come on here. I sit in this room. And i talked in this microphone. That's it you could be in a cave somewhere you could. You could be like drilling for oil and this is what you're doing way better. I'm not bad. I'm just like the exactly the same this not real for oil and i don't see i never i don't really think about working with your hand. Jobs the point where. I don't even know what they say. Hey hey what. What the hell are you talking about like. I don't know like what like. Where do they drill royal. No from armageddon trying to royal on the moon k. Astroid oh no i. Let's bring in. A woman who i believe has gone through. All of the hotcakes submitted. It is it kirsten mcinnis type but the genuine article kirsten mcinnis kirsten. How are you i. I was a lot better before a keep us at handwriting. Yeah yeah working with your hands hands. I've never had any get into the man to finish the sentence. So yes i have gone through all of this emissions for this hot take and i think that it's like the rap hot. Take off to too hot to take off too hot to handle course. We had two hundred submissions for the hot tag off this time and then when i closed responses because we in two hundred and i needed to go through them then people decided to start demanding me there takes. Hey i miss the submission. Here's my takes when i was like Neighbor get in that way the m.'s. I didn't read their takes because we was done. Okay all right. It might have been gold. Your your future husband could have been in those. Dm sending four takes ignored them. Yes and you know what. I would rather die alone than have to explain how i met. My future. husband doesn't hot takes on twitter to also a kirsten has had a big week. Launched a brand new podcast bo jack. Horse pod that that's right you know. I heard that tv rewatch podcasts. Were all the rage. So lindsey wilson. And i started this wilson. The great lindsey wilson and actually we think we can recap for beau jack pot existing because it originally came to be because when she. You know famously did the. Oral history of the sleepover podcast. She mentioned she wanted to co-host she wanted to a podcast. And that was when we started talking and we wanted to start the podcast and twenty twenty and then twenty twenty was Twenty twenty waited until two thousand twenty one. Yeah okay well. Congratulations on the brand new podcast. A barrage it should be the last. Tv recap podcasts. That exists like are we calling a lead on them no. No that's not for us to say. And i mean like we're we're as a success story that a podcast can already be in the top fifty tv and cast in singapore. Okay your big deal right. Of course it would not be a hot take off without this person who has been with us listening to the hottest of takes for quite some time. Here is the great liana. Boris leon how are you doing. Well thank you on scale from coal miner to sitting in a room. Recording a podcast. I'm definitely closer to the sitting in the room so very lovely and having to be here as always it's always Just a joy might take so tepid. It's really fun to just plunge my hands into that scalding hot water. Turn the thermostat up to eighty two for the hot off yourself. I don't think it goes up at high all right so of course akiva last time out. We talked about kazam measures. Am i think yes. I'm not sure which one with the great third wheel aca had are among us mailbag people as enjoyed that one. Yeah fun episode. Pva at the mail in the mailbox. People said we should do it as the full episode. Next i'm also we'll saving it back. I don't know the canada great job with that. I had fun last week and it was not watching something this week. It was nice to have like. Hey i'm just going to show up especially you know you. There's no prep this week. I spoke to personal bit but enough to pick the takes. So it's fun to show up and just not have to do a lot of prep Okay all right. So let's get into this What he's saying. Do you want to explain the rules. Akiva i'm yes so basically the way this works is As i said two hundred different people submitted four takes each. That's eight hundred six And she is going to have picked. I believe the sixteen. Best of those takers. We're judging this takeoff but we're really. Judging is the best taker we. I think we'll have a separate award for the take of the year. But we're we're going to go through sixteen acres put in a bracket forum. I know it's not bracket season but we decided to do list in a bracket forum because my other idea. I think was too complicated. Where we'd rate every take from one to ten Much math involved. Yeah and and. I also like if we don't like some of the initial first round takes. I think we each get a veto swap where we could take out and she's got a lot of backup takers in there. So there is a twist with the swab. If you choose to swap out a taker a year actually. I don't want to tell you the twist but there is a twist off would be hesitant. Before i talked to take i can i. Can we ask questions about this. Twist does for example as the guest. Does this impact me or is this something that i can freely choose while not having to deal with the consequences. Well everyone would have to deal with the consequences instill free rides. Daily push ups push ups. Is it not push up that when you said you were going to do through conflict. Yeah that's why. I'm nervous about doing more. That's why lying down all the time. He's close to the ground ready to work out. You're gonna get ready. Stay ready right so so we got sixteen takers put in a battle royale. That's the best of the best. I looked at the dock for a couple of minutes. Just out of the corner of my eye takes really a lot better than last time. And just the sheer number of how many takes got you know is gonna take the top. Yeah eight percent through whatever of course goes sixteen at two hundred is like what percentage is that. We were taking the math out of this past everyone that is going to have their take reading this. Podcast take some take victory lap. You are the eight percent. You're the percent liens from science now for math but she probably knows what percentage sixteen is two hundred close enough. I'm sure so person is four hundred just like you're right calmed down. Okay all right so we will hear one one take of versus one. Take personal advance the second. Yes and so one of the differences. This time from last time is last time. I checked people's takes and i reordered them for what i thought would be better for the bracket this what people were able to submit. This was my first. Take this my second take and so on and so forth. I'm going to put them in the correct order. that's their fault and also shout out to meghan z. Winner of the original hot. Take off from that. Even in two thousand twenty. I that was twenty hundred nineteen. Yeah it's been a while. did begging z. Comeback to try and reclaim her crown. Kirsten i don't think so busy with the bills. Playoff big bills game tomorrow. Yeah yeah that admitted at all. Thought i thought about it. We could have invited her as the returning champion to be back in it. I like when sports that you one last year. You're back in this year. But i didn't think about it also. I didn't remember who wanted to be honest. Yeah by the way Liana and akiva speaking of previous tournaments that we've done. I don't know if you noticed this week but the king cake baby. The winner of the original stand tournament has reactivated on twitter. And we've definitely been seeing some tweets about it and king cake baby had a tweet forty eight minutes ago. That said game day with the baby and one of our listeners. Emily huff seven one. Seven said it's back baby and it's terrifying. And the king cake baby responded to me akiva and emily huff and said mean our first official tweet from the king cake. Baby akiva. yeah. I think the first time was ever tweeted us to be fair. It's only tweeted about four times in two years it really took off. Last season was on a yacht. Okay i mean can cake babies out there with rachel nichols wearing a mask. Today is rachel nichols. By the way. I don't know can cake baby. It has a bib. I mean you would think that he can just like slide. The bebop i mean. It's not perfect. Vouch approved but at least it'll be something. Yeah no covert is very scary the baby to wear a mask it is true. Yeah yeah. I don't know the king cake because if you don't tweet for two years i'm out okay but i mean i know it's a baby of few words but still mean is a response. We'll that help. I dunno. okay here. You go all right so kirsten do you want to start us off here on high. Take off twenty twenty one. I would absolutely love to We've got some great takes to highlight and to go through so we let's just jump right into the bracket shelly bruton. Okay so the one question i had is there had been some conversation Between akiva myself. I wanted to get the panels perspective on this last time we kept the shakers themselves completely anonymous till the end when it was like this one i do. We want to continue with the anonymity or do you want to know who the takers are. Akiva seems to think. I'm that we need to have stakes for the audience to be rooting for a specific person That's dumb no leading question. Your honor this. Then i know. I also think it's a blank bracket and this is an audio medium. I think if they hear people what if you gave everyone a fake name. Kirsten like instead of instead of why me that this this is this is not a game this should be. It should be just like on the masked singer after somebody's eliminated. Then tell us who's take. Were like bats stakes rooting for this person. And you could you. Thanks for your takes. You're going to think of take differently. If he's okay shut up. Tim says all right you know i i. I can't imagine he didn't. He fell through the kirsten filter. There's no way he got through the kristen filter but listen. I'm a man of integrity i. It doesn't matter. If my own children were submitting takes i would submit them based on the quality of take also what if what do we stop down to the final two and had them live on air. We have like five minutes to come on the podcast and they could give sitting around waiting for our think. Yes i think they are sitting around waiting for call. Now i think no i think that their reward is that they get to come on for a mailbag at some point. It's not is that the reward. I mean that's what it was last time. That was the last time. I mean if we look we have the winner and they're around the come on the mailbag sure. Let's like they hit them up there around to come on emergency but it looks not overcomplicate. This would never yeah. I keep would never look at these vacuum that i wanna know who the person is. Because if it's somebody that i respect and then it's a dumb take i'm probably not gonna wanna just destroy it as opposed to who it is. I'm not going to hold back and saying how stupid something curve ci- we do double blinded. Single blinded studies all the time. This is no difference in the the up. The hot take off. We have to keep us blind dead. Okay perfect the only other thing. I'm gonna say before we jump into. This is for the seating of these takes. Maybe of these takes. I had a. I had a couple of friends. Look at them and rank them individually and then their opinions wildly different on the seating. So then i used a random number generator three or four times and averaged out the placements. We're seeing this as we've discovered through all of these hot podcast. I mean this is only my second time on one but Everyone has different opinions for what makes hot take so i feel like it's hard to empirically seem these young. There was a little bit of a random element there now to go. Sorry sorry for the long preamble and the endless say we are doing tournament and it's not march and it's fine. Yeah what we did say back. In the fall one tournament per month was was allowed so this is our tormented september. We said we do one tournament per month. Don't adds something that happened anyway. Okay so for the first the first matchup we have you know it's the first seat versus the seed. A the first take we have is a bruce springsteen laughs way too much in his live. Rendition of santa claus is coming to town. What's so funny. Get it together. So i shake from. Can you play that. Let me see if i if i could bring it up. I think it's probably towards of the end and we could talk that. Let's hear the second. And then the second take is society has evolved beyond the need for glue interesting okay You wanna talk through the glue. I i'm not sure. What advances did we have. We are a post glue. society does tape counters glue. There's adhesive so what is defined glue. Poxy counters glue. I mean look this gets me going by the definition of a heartache. Because i believe in glue what can i say. Yeah i keep it your thoughts on this. I don't think i've used glue since kindergarten to be fair. I don't think i've ever glue and here several stacks you never know. When you're glue steph. My kids have glue sticks. And i have crazy. Glue the not the the the glue sticks. I don't hate the glue just in like the elmer's sort of orange top thing that gets everywhere the white glue that your kids on their projects and then it gets all over the house. Oh superglue that's really useful. I mean especially like on tv. There's so many things about like All sorts of different glue. That's like even more powerful. So i can't see how we would be opposed glue society. Glue gun glue gun. Yeah i mean. There's so much crafting. Going on people are gluing left and right. It's not like that. We've reached a point where things are just like unbreakable and until we all have like three d. printing technology at our fingertips. I'd rather just replace this bowl. Then try to glue the handle back on the cup or whatever that i don't see how anyway let's glue now than i did ten years ago. I mean. think about all the scrap bookers. How will you keep all those memories in a highly organized and decorative fashion without glue. Need it you need it yet. It is with the and we go through several sure every time we on an rob. What's the difference between a. How do you judge between take that is extremely spicy but sort of wrong versus a take. That might be accurate but isn't so spicy. It's like four quadrants. What's what better this is. A up of something. That is provocative but not necessarily correct and something that nobody has ever thought utter and maybe true but still who cares who cares. Yeah yeah can you hear a little bit of is this sort of towards the end of the song and it's amazing that we got this since we are past christmas music season. It's hot take requests a month ago. So let's say hearing it maybe. Yeah i've never had that thought before. The glue take is off base. But at least i i. I like the swing. Yeah i agree. I want to hear more of what that person has to say. More than the the bruce springsteen person So i think. I i mean i think there's going to be unanimous for the glue person guy. Bruce is trying to Do an impression of santa claus who was jolly. That's where the last thing is coming from. So yeah n- perhaps maybe it's different version that he's doing more more laughing on but i think i'd rather hear what the glue personnel like. You're showing like you know your your audience. We've had the same Ju- jury panel here for fertile for these in a row. Yeah christmas songs not gonna do too. Well with me probably. I don't know any christmas song early. What about springsteen springsteen guy. I like. I'm fine. With springsteen. I don't i don't dislike him but don't have a lot of a lot of if you put like a gun to my head. And we're like bruce springsteen or billy joel. I'd be like why is this gun to my head because of this minor music argument. But then i would say i think i like billy joel. Better than bruce springsteen. You think. I'm mark i'm like fine on bruce but i don't know can i can i because we're also. I think we'll give a separate award. As i said to the best taker. The best take also at the end of kirsten has a few extra takes. Maybe if people who didn't have four what do you get away. We'll we'll we'll give us. We'll we'll give another melnik appearance. The somebody who has the best take assuming different person than the taker may have the best take also but curse than as we eliminate the bruce springsteen person if you wanna read their best remaining take. I don't think that's a terrible idea. Also going forward for. The people won their best remaining. Take okay. I was gonna unmask the abruzzi unmask them. Say like this person is x. And here's the best remaining the person that you just eliminated first off the board was take. Talk nicole oh yeah and i would say that. Her best remaining take is capital. Letters are literally useless. Yeah taylor swift wrote that right Think billie eilish yeah Yeah i think there's been a move a little bit away from capital letters and some things Their best there. Okay okay all right onto the onto the next so this is the Eight seed versus the nine eliminate the sixteenth seed funding if it was the world i don't tell which is which also let me give the match up. Know i think on random days but then cursed in some three times. I don't know i feel like that. That one is the higher seed. The streets of philadelphia defend. Who had it there. Can you tell us who can you tell us who help do that. Maybe that helps with like seating. Also august went through the is several friends and most of them said no. I'm not doing that but to people who did send me a full list out. Where lita roman and austin trop I guess they had time on their hands and then other people said they were going to help them. We're like i. This is impossible. So then i brought in the random. So what's the eight vs nine matchup. Yes so weddings. Should never cost more than ten thousand dollars and drastically lower the scale of weddings to make that possible versus pudding sprinkles on anything as the definition of pointless they add no value taste wise and create an unpleasant texture and crunchiness to foods. That do not need them. Oh liana had like a very visually reaction to the anti sprinkle take a constant discussion in our household between puja. I been sprinkles now and he detests. Sprinkle i mean i prefer rainbow because i do think of them. More as a decorative part of food versus the tape you ever just like eat a spoonful of sprinkles like no one wants to eat that but i think they add to the aesthetic of the item and so like i am constantly in this household. Defending sprinkles okay. That often it comes up. I don't know why the ball the top. Yeah i would say. I am very anti sprinkle. I don't not just because their food. But they bring nothing to the table for me. And my wife is big sprinkler. She wants sprinkles on ice cream. Oh it's so fun. I'm already eating ice cream. That's fun okay. Been more fun and props on eating ice cream. He's eating plain yogurt with bittersweet. That's frozen to me. Think like liana the spring fan among the three of us admitted that sprinkles don't even taste good like they're doing their purposes yes in terms of like the spicing in this take. I like it just 'cause like outside of of the zan vakili boris household. Not coming up a lot so this is like an originally. This isn't original Sort of idea. Sprinkles like there is an age where you age out of sprinkles i think and now i'm trying to think with my kids like the seven year old wants bring like don if my eleven year old one sprinkles i think like nine or ten is when you when you're done with you're a grown up and you're you're going to like organizer baskin robbins and you're like asking for sprinkles. I think that's a strange move. Honestly sprinkles jerry's akiva split that have sprinkles on it. I think that'd be gross. And sprinkles are a weird food like. They're they have such a strange. Yeah it's nothing like any other food if you think about it. They're like almost like biting colored staple look pieces of plastic. Yeah what are they. Yeah questions sugar. But they're really sweet. I don't know no but there's definitely unhealthy nutrition. Facts are probably not great on the spring. Sugar corn syrup cornstarch app. We think about the wedding. Take its yeah. I think it's more than heartache. Right it but you know what look if two people want to have a big wedding let them have a big wedding who cares Like don't be forced by society. Having wedding small wedding have small wedding. Nothing says you have to have a big wedding so you know. The wedding thing is not interesting to me. It's not so interesting but it is a very strange thing. The idea that we spend like so much money on one day and that we feel like socially obligated to do it and then like i don't remember anything from my you know what i mean like. Of course in hindsight would have rather had that money and had like a small ceremony. Give me the money. that's what i'm saying. Sure sure so. I think that's what it is. It's from a society perspective of society tells you that you need to be having this big wedding. 'cause i've had two weddings now. I know now brag but been married twice. The first one was pressured into a big ceremony. Like bigger wedding. Hated every second of it because it just felt like so much pomp and circumstance that we were having to do because of other people and then second one much more shell much more my speed so i think it's the society pressures because i think person the second part of that take was something about oh and lower the expectations or something like that. It was a lower the scale of wedge on so do do whatever you want. But but i see where this is coming from. I think i'm still. I was still sprinkles but should there be a wedding salary cap. Now that i like it should be like you know like x percent of your net income combined net income or something like that. That's not bad. yeah. I'd also like we've gone a whole year without weddings unless you're monster And like nobody knows. Nobody's getting big. You get married at townhall city all but like nobody's really like has this affected your year at all. You have not been to like a nice wedding in a year like it's been one of the nice parts probably about the lockdown. Like that you you know you don't have to go to these big fancy events and by address or whatever liana would you wanna have sprinkles thrown at a wedding Ooh that's a good idea Because you're not supposed to can birds. E sprinkles i think the birds royce and then their stomachs expand. I don't know if sprinkles have the same effect as long as it's okay for the birds and yes i'm very pro spring call and we don't care about as you know from your last appearance on the spot because we don't care about the bird so we'll sprinkles and let whatever happens happens okay. Let's advance the sprinkles. Let's advances sprinkles. Who was who was the wedding taker. What's their best. take okay perfect. So the wedding taker was baby. Andy oh baby and the take from him. That i'd like to read is which i thought this. This just made me smile. That typically someone's hot take is a bag take so someone has a heart but good take. It needs a new name like lightning takes. Lightning takes of course made famous his take. I believe from the last. Take off that we should be popularizing. The usage of adult diapers Just for convenience purposes and so have you remember that rob. His name is baby andy. That's why i don't remember this at all just a minute. That ache to take off. But i did not like his other takes so i did not put him into the hot take off and then he was my pinch wizar- for this week in survivor. And we'll also let me pull up all this list. Okay cakes and then he became like adult diaper andean. Okay he knows what he's a grown man so that Among us when you go into the public among us lobby it's just call yourself baby. You're the impostor if you were baby keys magli think about it all right bye baby and the better luck in the third one I don't know about lightning takes. I thought that was a fun idea. Lightning and hot aren't that could i mean. Is it very hot when you get struck by lightning. I would think probably boiling hotline. It seems boiling hot. Go lightning and tell us how it goes. I very unlikely to be struck by lightning endured so much when you see somebody struck by lightning like they always have like smoke coming out of their hair and cartoon roles in the cartoons. Yeah i've never seen it in real life though. I mean. I would probably be an awful youtube by lightning. It goes on fire. So i think it's still pretty hot tons of bad to i. Don't wanna get it by lightning. That's not a hot take. Yeah okay so anyways. The next match-up is the five seed versus the twelve seed. And the first take is men shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything or elected anything until they've proven that they've learned their lesson versus cake should be an olympic sport. Tech should be an olympic sport of thick. Yeah look i'm not here to defend men i know. Yeah like look there are many other zaveri very long history of a of bad male leaders but You know there's not a shortage of female elective representatives. That are not so hot right now. You generous batting one hundred. Let's let's find the right people and not just based on who's a man who's a woman nonbinary or any one characteristic. I think give everyone the opportunity to mess something up right all. Let's also mistakes together. That was how he proposed that my wife by the way children degree without every time. So if you're let's say devil's advocate you know saying you agreeing with this. Take if i said you know okay like men. We've got forty six not to brag. But we're forty six zero and presidents right now forty five one or probably even a little more vice presidents. it's like all right like let's listen to catch up a little bit like moratorium for twenty years on on male presidents or something like that so crazy. Yeah okay well. Let's see how they do it. And if it doesn't go well then fine all right so i think that's going to be a large shift in infrastructure to swap out every male. That's in charge of everything. So i think we just need to account for the time that that will take like who the sprinkler are. The sprinkles factory is that a man as well. You know we need. Or i think there's a leader exactly so linkin chester sobe in charge of his charts or those over right. I think there's much or if you're gonna find the sale woman on earth interested what if it was like old men could run but like no new men could run for office you might have to and then let's try some new one. Yeah yeah there's no country anymore so let's get him outta here all right so we have. We have six. Let's just stick with the grandfather them in literally. What's the other take. Besides the the gay men give it a minute the other men give us for a minute men. Give it a rest forever until i still feel. They can prove that they've learned their lesson bad. Yeah well obviously definitely a hot day. No i think all politicians are bad. What's the next take. The next week was tag should be an olympic sport. Tag tag should be olympics. God are we really another person. Just giving me crap our quarter canadian. Yeah you can't say it so we ought. Did you see any of ultimate tag. I know that you're a fan of the fox reality. I did watch the very first episode of ultimate tag got super invested and completely forgot it existed so it could wasn't good ultimate tag no especially compared to like the floor is lava. Yeah no. I mean i did. What did i watched episodes. Yes so technically. I made it further than that then. I didn't ultimate tag. I could see this watched name that tune. No i haven't watched it. I really liked it. I really like fox reality. Although what a week jank rakowski in the middle of everything. She did deny that story about the my pillow guy right. He's like suing for like like lai ball that that he was in a relationship with her seven of thirty rock. Yes she should be show. Yeah it's very insulting for her. He's like a lunatic. Who also was married for like three weeks recently. Yeah yeah okay you should just go to bed For the my pillow. Because i heard they're not comfortable. But i think that give credence to that. I take about men to not be in charge of anything charge of my pillow. He had direct access to the president until like two weeks ago. It but he's not a leader. He's not a leader at. My pillow is the leader of a company. I a elected official. Like i mean that it's either was elected by the board. What was that. I take again. That men can't be in charge of it until they prove they've learned their lesson and my pillow guy has not learned his lesson him for sure he's not lesson. No no i do. I wish i had been in the car when his wife of three weeks and let's get divorced though that does that does seem very funny to me. all right. yeah. If i could go back in history to one place we it would be that place and good take a keyboard. You are mr olympics. The olympics well first of all. This makes me very sad to say. Am i my wallet. Very the but i don't think there's going to be an olympics this year tag. I wish it off another year. Why can't they save twenty twenty two thousand twenty two. I think japan is is just tired of sort of being pushed around first of all. They would mean they'd have to have the winter in the summer in the same year. Never done that before they did through. Nineteen ninety-two no. I'm impressed that we're not. The fact doesn't the olympics. all right bay was alive. All right so my I agree. Listen i agree. Of course it is sad for me. But i don't think they're going to japan's even starting vaccinating till eight february. It doesn't seem like they'd have people coming from hundred fifty different countries. Anyway i think the one thing the olympics bring in this year there was bringing sport climbing which is rock literal rockwall climbing to the olympics. They were bringing going to bring in break dancing. So they are trying to expand to the youth earnings then tech things tag like modern pentathlon winds five sports including polo and and running and is just for like you know people who have at least eight last names royalty in england like that's a much number sport than tax. I have no problem bringing tag. I like the movie tag. that would good branding. You could get you get the stars of hannibal bursts. Maybe to light the cauldron at the olympics enough. What about the movie tell you even see. It's a funny movie it's Five friends story about five friends who have a permanent game of tag going on a one month. A year like into their adult. Nobody saw it besides me be like two years ago. You'd like to get anything hit movie. Yeah people people like the movie tag. big big hit. I'll i and six point five on. Imdb funny it was for a movie comedy. It was like above average for sure. Your review of was probably a seven. Leon couldn't game seven like demonstratively high on this move. yeah yeah liana that we don't want to outvote you hear on the men had like a make a case for just think tag for me is like yeah. Sure why not like tag. Yes but not in the olympics. Right i don't think anybody is coming out saying. Oh yeah this is a super hot. Take whereas like the other one even though you may disagree falls under the heartache category more so that i'm voting. I'm voting the first one of the first one. The man i'm going go the first one to the men not being charges. Because i agree. It's not that it's a pervy. Take but i think tag is. That's just take to me. I mean it's not bad but doesn't do anything for me tech. yeah. I was the same joke. Like duck duck goose now. that's a heartache. That would be fun. Wouldn't watch musical chairs honestly is better than both. I think you could have some real horrific musical chairs injuries All right then. I'm going to say tag that i. I don't think that we should really league. Just say that it's only men. Are the problems that okay. I'll give you. I'll give you a list of A lot of bad female leaders also to say that it's it's only men that's the problem. They were wrong thing. I don't think that's the hill to die on rob but okay you want you want to go through a list of bad female leaders coming out here of burke wilkerson think that that's the point. I don't think that that takes anything about all. Women are good and that there should just be any woman in charge of anything is better than any man by default it makes allowances for men who have learned their lesson something. Each individual man has to learn. Learn his lesson or that. I got that no man can be a leader until all men have learned their lesson. I think that if all men have to learn the lesson it will get. What is the lesson see. This is they'll tell me. Listen is. I don't think that's what this podcast is for anyway. So the person that you've removed from the bracket is. Brian does uric and the other take the i will highlight is that candles are pointless in their danger. magic monica and your house and you got like hundred paltrow Female leader of a company. It's true my goodness see. I leave candles burning all the time. I feel like i'm just asking for my home to be here so i'm pro candle. Everything we mentioned liana has right here blue and keep the glue away from you should next a brunette pitch treasure hunt for leon us. A hundred things should win twenty seconds for that game. Hopefully it doesn't get sanded. Okay kate let's to the foresee Thirteen seed the. I take is a chocolate chip. Cookies would be better without chocolate chips. Burr says costco samples are for children and adults. Who eat samples. Are irredeemable boy to evil. Takes up against each other irredeemable. Well you remember. We can switch. We can each swap out of take punish but just talk through both of these. How could you say chocolate. Chip cookies better without chocolate. Chip is this from jenny autumn chocolate. That it's not genuine. But even i will talk with asia to be honest. I like the cookie part way better than the chocolate and then that samples are for kid. Like i look that i'm not gonna lie. I do have one one kid. That is happy to when we used to go cosco that. Hey they have for stuff for you to try is selling point of going to cosco. But i'm the one who's buying this stuff Everything's a sample to him. Everything's free for that kid. Yeah yeah and i. I mean it's not like that it's like Okay here's a gummy worms to try. You know it's like products that only adults would buy. Do you ever sample the food at costco. Yeah i'll try something Yeah same. Call me irredeemable because a big sample gal the quarter of a simple right now. I'm gonna freak out originally. I do not. I'm not prepared for this. This hot take. I think there's no i mean again. Maybe this defines it as take because samples are amazing Samples of the best part of costco trader. Joe's a whole year. I i am. I do not think. This is irritating samples at a trader joe's so when i used to live in california. The trader joe's near us had samples. I don't know if that was specific to that trader. Joe's but by that it's it's been a minute i think size seen anybody i'll back. Yeah i think so. Yeah more so so. Cova took care of the samples for this medicine. May yeah although maybe that's what started. The whole corona was just too many costs palestinians. What's what's the what's the other take that we didn't like it. There shouldn't be chocolate chips and chocolate chip cookies. I mean they're both hot takes. I like they're both food related heartaches they're not garbage we don't. I'm trying to envision a chocolate chip cookie with no chocolate chocolate chip cookie dough batter with chocolate. Chips is it. It's not not a baker. We need to ask allie. Is this a sugar cookie. Is that a thing. What is alan a sugar cookie. But it would be close enough. I feel like such a basic boring. Okay that's why we started with chocolate chip cookies. Because we're like the idea of a cookie is nice but sugar cookies. Don't really do anything. That's why we with right hands. You can integrate sprinkles for fun. Yeah that makes it worse. Establish this guy with akiba right now. do we want to me. These takes are both like they're good takes. I don't agree with them. I wonder if we could chew we. Swap at a taker. Shall we save our well. Let's see what happened. And which one would you want to swap out. That's a good question. We saw that both of them. Kirsten if you want the public we don't know what the punishment is going to be a punishment. I don't think you're gonna like the takes that you swap them out for why. Well i'll find. I'll give you the information. Every take that you can. Swap in is a hot take generated by the nab bought. The run-up was spitting out. Such dumb hotcakes was program to give only hot takes for twenty four hours this week and then dr manda chose her favorite twelve takes. The renowned spot had programmed into it for one. Let's let's flip that card which one so. Let's find a which one should we take out and then you take it out. Are you taking all of that. Person's takes or is it taking. You're taking it. All of that person's takes we're just choosing a loser right now because i don't think we're gonna win probably Let's we take eliana. Which one should we. I'm trying to think of which one is more of a hot take. Who's gonna who's gonna which take or do you think's going to be better going forward. The chocolate chip cookie person or the cosco. You're a baby. You're sample person. I think that person's going to get like more annoying going forward. I would keep the sample person. Because i i like that. The samples are there for for kids. Okay i'm kind of with you. Lost me on irredeemable but No irredeemable thing though. Because that's what i always say like. That person should be in jail and then people get mad that like i liked the like throw in a like a real strong adjective or something at the end all right. So let's boot. The trump chip cookie person. Kirsten and let's put in the rene take care okay. So and that is booting. Aaron garfinkel out of the out of the tournament. The other take of his i would highlight is a people should not wear sweatshirts. Temperatures above fifty five degrees fahrenheit yuma in your auto mall dot com. Okay so aaron is out and has been replaced. Sorry just now. i'm. I just wanna make sure that i'm not messing up for later. Sorry okay. their placement take is hot. Take while you're not cheating on your wife. Getting pregnant can be one of the worst things husband can do to his wife. That's why so many couples get divorced. And why they choose to get divorced while you're not cheating on your wife getting pregnant can be one of the worst things you husband hindu to his wife. That's why so many couples get divorced. And why they choose to get divorced. It's not wrong But the first of all the implication here is is like the first person getting pregnant. No i i mean just following along with that. It's like look i. It's you know somehow that this baby was conceived and not planned and not as bad as if you cheated on your wife but it can really throw a wrench into your marriage having unexpected baby. Oh i see okay yeah. I was a little a struggling a little bit with the turkey. I don't think it's an impregnated. Another woman okay. Because they would cheat in artificial insemination or something like that run out bought knows about artificial also the The reason than that the unplanned pregnancies caused divorce you know. I don't know the statistics of whether or not that's true but again you know. Are we hear that whether the renowned bodies spitting facts. No is it. A hot that is the question is do. We wanna hear so many more of their nap. I think i. I think i interested to see. Are we got booed other people. You know what i mean. Imagine rowe napa wins the hot heartache. Tournaments i mean it would be funny. We would know though. The these are the rat and burnett bought. Should've yeah yeah. I've read that you were going to know though is jewish couple of its fine fine. If we could've figured it out all right. I'm going to go with the vernet by. I take welcome to the quarterfinals. Were napa yeah unexpected pregnancy. Not as bad as adultery but could really throw a monkey wrench into your marriage. So who who. We knocking out k mak. Who is sue humans in favor of this. So i been knocked out who Curse and i was tainted died at the other take of his. I would highlight is on. Tv is a better toy for your children than lego. Because your kids aren't going to be architects anyway on the tv also quite today. I step on the legos. And it's like the worst part of my day step up in your house. How lots of us. Yeah yeah. I disagree that the at least a lagos is Occupy some time. What is your take rub on because my wife is very anti screen time. But i've found like when we're traveled at these kids for like eighty hours a day. I can tv kind of it. Sounds pretty good. You do whatever you want. It really is a great babysitter. These kids will watch like until you stop them. Yeah i think it's good babysitter. People to strict about screen time anyway. What's next for eleven next. You've got six. I eleven and so we have a pizza with only veggies and no meat is not pizza. It could be good or bad depending on your preference but it shouldn't be discussed as he versus off another to food. Ones dealing stake is objectively bad disagree with both but in terms of hot take but not do which one gets me going more at like. Which one would. I rather in which which personality rather engage with a lively discussion about. Yeah if i heard either of. If i was at a party and i heard either of these two i would find another conversation. I would walk right away and not even off truce but the second either of these people. The second person got their takeoff in four words the first person like was like droning on after we hated already from apple and others in the the stake is objectively bad that that was the take It's like is this person. A vegetarian and stake is bad. For whatever reasons like morally or i i love meat and steak is the worst meet. I think this form of the latter. I think i think like any vegetarian would would like kirsten. You don't eat steak. You don't have an opinion on any unstaged versus hamburgers. Do you like. it's just all nothing. No i think that stake is less than hamburgers because people get their hamburgers Rare whatever ground beef is like a much better than than steak. I would say the numbers grow. I agree with the stake. I don't think steak is bad but when we go to a nice restaurant i will always try and get like the good thing on the menu. That's not the fancy steak if that makes any sense why My wife will always get the best because to me. It's like this is just a steak like i i. I like more fun. Things than steak. Took stake to me is good but boring. What are those other things on the menu. Maybe like the ribs. Are you know what i mean like. Just something that's not like the the the choices cut steaks messy something. that's messy. ideally ideally. If my wife could see me with my hands that are at the nice restaurant that'd be that would be preferable liana. What's your take on these takes. If i remember correctly the vegetables only on pizza take a little bit of a qualification after it in terms of might still be good right but it's not pizza if it doesn't have me right. That's that's essentially the take. You may think it's good or bad but it shouldn't be discussed as if it is real pizza. 'cause to me both takes are similar in their level of hot. Take nece but the qualification. I think is doesn't help. So yeah i'm gonna go with the four words stake. I disagree That i don't think that stake is objectively bad. I do think that the cooking the stake a mini game in. Mario party is the worst. mini game. In mario party for nintendo switch but to say that oh mushroom. Pizza is not pizza. That's just dumb. the makes no sense. It is take this dumb and also what about the check. You're not kosher privilege with me. I've never had pizza with meat. And my live data that you've ever had pizza. I guess according to this person. i've never me to. Where's this person. from like. you're such a pizza supremacists. They bit their from omaha or or or topeka somewhere. That doesn't even have good pizza. Yeah my wife didn't send us in right now. Romney let me see. Let me look them up. And see if i can get what while you do that. So your wife got tagged in a lottery. Nap tweet this. We call darks apple because we had a poll. We didn't really mention this the beginning but this was listeners. Choice selection they pick the hot take Over season three episode seven family guy end three up seven of the sopranos which i didn't mention poll could potentially involve your wife but a lot of people felt it would have been hard to work out the timing But but was she says you know she would have done. It would have been hard to work out the forward but it next time we recap in the patron podcast feed sometime soon. Not oh just one surprised at this. Od the pilot That's fun or people said Season one episode five college now it's a classic and that's a classic but i feel like there's no way i'm gonna i'm gonna guess liana you have seen sopranos and kristin you have not. I have a mind. I've not seen that. i know. Yeah okay so we're getting rid of the pizza guy eddie. Uc's i think I know and their from chicago according to their twitter. Hey there's deep dish pizza deep dish you pitch vegetable pizza like what's their opinion on like a plain cheese pizza the only veggies and no meat does doesn't necessarily say just with no meats. Veggies invalidates the pizza altogether. That seems crazy to me. That's what the takes says. That's what they've written down. There are other take. And i i guess are all food's either a salad or sandwich. I guess once you or a sandwich who brought sadly pizza but now you put broccoli on there now itself to be to be fair. Pizza is sandwiched kirsten. It's an open face grilled cheese sandwich. It's clear day one to justify sure theater case. So this person the take. I'm gonna read now is honestly the reason why included them in the bracket. Because i thought this was one of the funniest things i've ever read in my entire life. This is kirsten mckenna's is to direct and not overly apologetic enough to be canadian. She's probably from detroit or minneapolis and escaped to canada for safety and privacy That was within the pizza guy. Wanted his face now takes a mild insult is of. You is the best way to get in the bracket going. She's insulted. it's funny. I i i wanna know. Why is canada saving private compared to other places. I wanna know why. I had to escape. I just feel there's a backstory here of my own life that i'd like to know not wasn't take that caught my when i opened up the dock. Rob yeah which was About liana which was that. Somebody said liana should run for president. He would but supportively on he would vote for for president but then when they were asked for their pronouns they wrote mr which made me laugh off in their pronouns. we put in like sir and something else. I almost included them in the book when they put the pronoun part in it. Something one comfortable. I said never mind. I won't address you understand but now akiva as forced it if elected president you could put mr. i wasn't. I thought they were informed. Are you here to declare today. A exploratory committee for twenty twenty four now. Not primary biden is a man he is old. And we. I hear grandfathering remember. We decided to take win through all ninety minutes to step down early on. But i believe she will not be old enough in two thousand twenty four to run for a twenty nine. Well that's fine you know we're just gonna explore for awhile all right. So what do we do. What are we up to here. So now we're up to the three verses fourteen and we have as follows. The school you go to as a child should not be based on proximity to your house but should be a random lottery so that quality of education is not determined by your neighborhood versus bagels. Make better tacos than tortillas goi- going to say anything about that bagels where people not gonna say anything about the bagels. No no no. I'm not going to say bagel aright salsa baby with bagels. What did you say. Curson bagels are better tacos than tortillas. So i think i did taco hole in the middle yeah. I don't know if you're scam. This take picture no but the temperature cannot be disputed. So i think i think i interpret this correctly it is that taco the contents of a taco go better on a bagel than they do in a tortilla. No i think that they're saying like you're going. It's taco tuesday. Don't get tortillas get a bagel and then you eat it on a on a bagel because the bagel is better for holding the taco stuff like also how many tacos do eat on taco tuesday. it's not one taco right If someone other than me a disgusting pig is eating like four bagels. That's insane right. So i limit the amount of tacos you could eat if tacos are no bagel. Yeah the first idea. I think the heart is in the right place. But could you imagine you forget the lottery and it's like all right. There's a school across the street from me like oh hey kids. Were going to school Forty five minutes away back and forth everyday not written by a parent i there. There's some truth there. But i agree it is. It is frustrating. If if you have a long you know a lot of us have had long rides to school. The heart is in the right place but the lottery. I feel like that ain't it. I'd rather have bingo. What if it's half decided by like your location but then the other half is like you are their spots at every school eligible for some sort of lottery or something. I think as president i would just make sure that schools are not funded. Some property tax. James alternate issue better way to accomplish the goal then a lottery. Random changes So but really honest just exploratory. Just exporters in terms of hot takes though the school versus what was the other one person i'm the taco i feel the taco and makes me more angry. Does that mean that it's a hot. And he gets. I could imagine holding glick ground beef. Which i think that makes it a taco based on the out and exactly holding a bagel with like the ground. Be falling through the middle of the cut the cut the bagel in half and then sort of like the bottom layer layer the bagel and then the taco meat and then cheese tomato and then the other half of the bagel or we take the one open bottom half of the bagel and then you folding in half yeah like the assembly of the year like how are you using a bagel as taco. Yeah i guess. I was thinking that i would cut it in half. Put all the toppings kind of that. Yeah and then put the top on. But i still feel like i'm gonna lose a lot shows puja the bagel expert things if he's prepared taco bagel. Either of you ever had meet with the bagel before. Have you ever had meet in a bagel like well. What did you find. His meatloaf had like a turkey sandwich on a bagel. You have okay. Fine i e yeah i have had like ground beef sausage. This could be a kosher thing where bagel stores are generally dairy versus kosher restaurants or dairy or meeting. And and but i've never had meet on a bagel. I don't think you could have a deli sandwich in a bagel. i have never done. I've had tuna fish or egg salad on a baby. All i guess because fishes resistencia wise i feel like that it's not totally dissimilar from taco me on a bagel put the bagel taco through. Okay that's what i say. What was the other one bagel taco versus the the lotteries. More of a correct take than take. I don't think that's i think that's discussed a lot so i'll go with the bagel. Also i won't question for kirsten is a sprinkle a super a sandwich. So this is where you get into it so are you talking about a sprinkle as a standalone food because i know that a sprinkle is a standalone food. It's normally not a single sprinkle however so it'd be a container of numerous A container sprinkles be a suit kind of salt or salt and pepper. Is that a super sandwich season. It seasonings technically count. As food link gives you're eating them on their own social like it's just a separate discussion suits also said i asked. Can you make a taco on a bigger. He said hell to the f. ing no are on school lottery then that less expertise there i think but i think that makes it again. I think that makes it a hot. Take all make it three for three. I'll vote for the taco. Bagel is perfect so you have eliminated from former guest future guests who sag norris on the school. Yeah okay. yeah and so the other take of his. I will highlight campaigns to he knows what's up highlight is stop buying your children. Fishes pets your sentencing that poor creature to death. That's a good question that my son asked me the other day and he hit some good census questions he asked me. Dad are aquariums. Jails for fish who god. I didn't really think of it that way. I mean they didn't do anything wrong. Found it depends on how big the aquarium this yeah ads. We need to have a podcast about those. Those big i think in finding nemo the fish tried to escape writing But they seemed quite happy in the tank. Yeah so the city. Kim are- kill me mo arrived and was like i need to get to the ocean and get back to his dad. Yeah three meals. A day no predators. I don't think the aquarium would be that bad. I just. I wonder how long goldfish live. Like on their own. Wanting goldfish can get really big too. If they're not like hundred tank which is of their whatever their The other thing of what about what if your goldfish. You're just living your life and then all of a sudden someone buys you to feed to your like carnivorous fish. And then you've just your whole life has been to feed another baby need. Let's go for the seven versus ten. We're we're almost on this list. I right it'll go faster after this so the first take we have is road. Trips are dumb annoying. You should never drive more than four hours for vacation. Not fun or long. Distance relationships are healthier than those that are not in. Okay things about long distances right. All right leon. Someone who has recently experienced a long distance relationship and short distance relationship. Do you want to weigh in on this. Okay so i also having get him for. This one is present although we need for the bagels Well the thing is to you. Is that also in order to visit him. I was also taking a low road. So i feel like i have some intimate knowledge with the host of the subjects. So i mean the road trips are more out of necessity thing. But i do like driving. I like road trips. So like i disagree with a hot take but is it. Is it super fire. I think the one that's more interesting to me. Is that long. Distance relationships are better than were healthier wealthier which i met healthier is better. Yeah so that one. I mean not to me as a hotter tag interesting. I like to know more about this person and where they came up with this. I like the the word healthier. Because i feel like that the long distance keeps you on your toes. I've been a long distance relationship. That when i moved to los angeles there was a year and a half when nicole was still in new york and probably like once a month she would come and visit me and you know that. That's like a real jolt excitement like that l. Like oh you're here. This is great. You're counting down the stuff you get in a rut when you're together all the time Especially if you're trapped in the house for like a year together. I liked the choice of that word healthier. In addition to that you have to work on your communication skills because you can't just be together in the same room you have to be talking and interacting and coming up with things to do you really get to know the person super while you have to build trust at the other person because you're apart so her no. Maybe i agree with the take. Does that make. that's not hot. take. I know it's really think of it but now that we're like diving in like yeah. This is making sense going to walk over to call. Like hey. I think. I'm gonna move to boston to canada. Yeah one thing because you were in a long distance relationship billion years ago rob would be not not a zillion years ago. No but you'll hear what i'm saying in one sector which is like the facetime issue now would be a big issue for me like the fact that you probably like a lot of people are expected in a long this religion to like be on facetime for like two hours a night. That's two more hours than ever want to be on facetime time you could be on a call and also you could sort of semi nor that person walk like watch a game or something like the facetime issue is a real issue in long written ships right so yeah with a lot of phone calls but yeah i don't have to face time it depends on your partner. Yeah i would like to say that. I saw a tweet earlier. That was like take picture like a toddler takes a picture and the examples did look like a keyvani facetime because you never get to see his whole face anyway. True okay all right. So i think On board with the road trip to find You know how you have kids or not. So is this the consensus. You're going with the long distance. Relationships are healthier more having high perfect. So then i'm the person who's been eliminated from the takeoff is tim. Flynn the other take that. I would like to highlight from him. Is people spend too much time worrying about pants all pants look the same and the top of the outfit is ten times more important All pans that was probably true. I guarantee it's not but door Dark yesterday. I left the house. And i was like. Why are you wearing those pants. Get them from. And i said we bought them together at the store like last year. And she's like no. We didn't and then i looked down as was wearing khaki pants. Not black pants gone out. Four pair five pairs of the exact same pants. Because i agree like i. I don't care it's the the same pants. yeah yeah. Nobody ever sees me from the waist down the street. Yeah right you're working in the coal mine though. That might be different. But sure going to have a call back to the opening of the show. But i will i will. I will abstain those pants. Let's let's go. This is the last match of the first round here. We've got the chew versus fifteen and we've got all food is better at either. Sorry at or near room temperature. Ice cream is better melted and steaming. Hot food is hard to taste in painful Versus jenga should be played with fragile. Glass pieces you to clean up the broken glass. Oh no i. I hate to take so much like a big food. Temperatures snob hot scalding. I in the freezer before. Eat it so all foods. Being at room temperature is garbage to me. Would you say this is a room temperature. Take or take the rub. This is freezing cold. Take yeah as this room. Temperature like twenty five degrees c. Like room temperature seventy degrees. Do you like a big heaping. Spoonful of sprinkles on your melted ice cream. It's a soup like a soup with croutons. Yeah the melted. It's so interesting because the melted ice cream in and of itself is a hot take like melted. Ice cream is better than frozen ice cream. that's really outrageous. I am notorious for trying to eat food before it is cooled off. We'll it in my mouth. It's too hot and then chastises me for him but again like it gets you going right so i think this is this is. This is definitely shit too hot food if you listen to this. My my brother-in-law my sister's husband will buy like a pint of haagen dazs and and leave it on the counter until it melts and then just drink like milk shake ono shake. Yeah i will say that there certain types of ice cream that are good in the liquid. Yes but that's not the right way to eat it. That is is experimenting with melted. You're like okay. Laxed bracket all melted ice cream bracket. Oh obvious your sisters faith does. She need also. Yeah and also that. She said that he makes like jello pudding but doesn't like put it like to chill. We'll just like make the pudding mix and then drink that also is not the man some nice guy. He should be in jail in some other way. Relation aperture verses temperature versus jenga made a fragile brand. I mean this is. This is almost joe. This is like a joke. it's like a joke. But if this was like streamed on like twitch like like two people playing jenga with glass blocks people would watch. You're watching one watching. What being olympic event. What am i big in. General is too much glass breaking in my house. we have. We have a broken glass here at least once a week it gets under. It'll fall in the kitchen. It gets under the of and it gets are. We spent a lotta time cleaning. That guy who says glue is over shatters though. It's very hard to glue built together. The question is when they break the jingle pieces. is it just a complete shatter. The says that determine because if it's like aris allies that's clearly not safe and then a large chunks of glass obviously very safe each set agendas good for one play only basically at this point because all breaking at the end of the game django set a lotta glass. Also it's the whole thing glass that by the end of the game. It's an first of all. Are we playing jenga with like we sell this real Lawsuits involved here. I'm trying to what the material that could be useful. That still has that same falling apart effects. I guess though the high stakes is really what makes glass jenga one like one just go further one like making on fire like you'd explodes when it's this is just game chango over you and your entire family will for gin day. 'cause i don't know how much more nerve wracking last jenga is then would jenga like when you're playing a would jenga game could be shaking and then that's the loudest noise in the whole world that wouldn't thing falls down because everybody's quiet staring at it so it is jarring when the thing falls down to begin with artie. The stakes are already high enough. The you a terrible stakes are already enough. That being said i'd still go with that over the room temperature food interesting. I'm gonna go with room temperature food and let this be the first one where wait and let we on the side so again. I'm trying to go back to what i think of. As the definition of hot take. I feel like you both more passionate release rob was especially more passionate with the food and i think to be passionate about an opinion like that's what makes it a hung so i'm gonna go with the food on this one as well. I want to hear what else does personnel say okay. Perfect is so. You have eliminated at sam shift nia and another cake. I will highlight is the. Nfl should change the rules to be touched. Football children and senior citizens can play like this person. Those women involved still just children and senior citizens. Let me just get this straight. So this person is against tackling in football and once jenga to be with all glass pieces. That's one person. The same person Football too dangerous. Make all the blocks in jenga made of glass that will shatter take. I wanna know which direction it goes in. Let me get back. Sorry now one is necessarily a safety thing. It's just an inclusion thing like both children and senior citizens can play with glass jenga pieces and now they can also play football a third third take from sam. There should be police. Airplanes that pullover commercial flights and give pilots speeding tickets of flying to in the. Yes that's usually one of my complaints like the plane was going way too fast on so quickly and the way must have been going. Seven hundred adopt. This guy is funny though saying take. Oh god sam's fourth take sounds forced. take your best. Nickname is key weans. Okay that's true. That's what he was going to have to the championship. The fourth take was the nfl one. Okay fine because if it wasn't for the tackling i feel like a lot of children and senior citizens would fit right in the nfl. People like i wish they played to end touch. Be competitive like tackling the issue. Not like are imagine the combine. It'd be so different. Oh that's a good idea. The old people combine is a funny idea on a grandpa. How fast of a forty can you run with or without walkers miss my grandfather how fast. He thinks he could run the forty race with puja and mike grandpa one. We have one more first round match up the last things faster and it takes a long time but then now we're like we're in net uniform. Let's let's go. This one is The first super versus the ninth. And we've got. I didn't this whatever reboots should not exist is better to miss something then to wish it had never come back okay versus there is only one ocean and it is absurd that we've given it five different name that's interesting you give five different names. Let's see if we could name the ocean sold on Civic ocean indian ocean billy working. Yeah frank ocean Are there eleven right oceans. Are there ocean. Historically there are four named ocean basins however most are now recognizing the southern ant arctic as a fifth ocean If you're if you're a kid you know you say this five oceans and then if they're talking about the seven seas it looks like the pacific is split into north and south and then yeah why they in the caspian sea. Yeah so yeah. I like the take about the the oceans. It's one ocean. What are they all connected. Yeah like new york telephone. I think a look at a globe. Hold on people out there. But the people wished i had one here one one ocean. I agree one of the funniest moments actually on the caskey cast. One hundred came out is allegedly at one point. I said i'm i'm to get a globe later. That's the only way all consumed geography. I've no recollection of saying it but it was a funny moment only global on What was the first take on. The first take was a reboots should not be made. It's better to miss something than to be upset. That looks like throw naked. Is one reason ocean stopping. We know what's the best. Oh the best really the best one. What's the success story of the reboots. That's a good question. Because i don't think anybody's thinking like. Oh yeah. that was better than the original plan. Battle star. galactica. Akiva in the reboot of go is bomb dot com. It's so good because we're talking about the when you're talking about the one from the beats the beats whatever battle star galactica or from detroit likes. That's that's how you refer to the battle star galactica white shrew. It likes it. That's how you know it nowadays is from dwight's route that's true. What they did was smart. They took something that nobody really like. It was kind of like a like a cult thing that only some people have even heard of as like okay. This thing sucked but we can actually make it. Good every other reboot is. Here's something that was good. And then they end up making it suck and they did a smart thing with battle star galactica 'cause it was stargate. S one started lantis and battle star galactica all on one night and it was like amazing really struck a chord with her. I know really exciting. We talk about stargate. St one moment from science fiction dabble. I dabble a little bit in both. But it's all connected much like the ocean. Yes yes perfect anyway. But yeah i the reboot thing like especially. I'm a huge arrested development. Fan in the reboot of arrested development is like i left it alone. You know what. I mean akiva. Where do you think is best reboot. I was thinking what are bad. Things that we could reboot like and make them. Good like the kevin costner film. Waterworld like people say what if we did. What if we rebooted waterworld good You start galactica like it so much more famous than the original that. I didn't even know what you're talking about. So like they're almost taking ip. That wasn't beloved. Good yes that's why. That was the success story. Every everything else take something that was beloved and tries to bring it back. I should bring back lost. I think you could make a better loss. Lost is true but it goes off the rails. And what if you made loss with no science fiction sorry to liana and then would be good lost out science fiction. No no polar bears on island just like a story people and not like different time travel and stuff and it would be much better. It's like survivor. could just making survivor cover song song county. I don't think so. Let's see best movie remakes and reboots of all time. Should they not. i'm more. I think the one ocean. I like that. These are both good. Yeah i i like. Ocean take better was the pirates of the caribbean. Like originally some garbage. Didn't properly and then they made it was a ride. I was just a ride. Was an adaptation than yeah. You can't say like the movie was much better than the ri- that doesn't make any sense. You cannot say that. Have you been on the ride. Though even know i think the ocean take is is more unique. Also because i think the the reboot take while i personally agree with it. I do like it. I think that the ocean. I never would have thought of that Only one ocean one ocean. Ironically ocean's eleven is a reboot labor within the original more popular better. They ruined it with twelve and thirteen. That's the one with the ladies. Oceans eight is a podcast reboot of the seinfeld pusher recap inc so. I think it's just the same joe. it's not a repeal because it was like if we found like a rob type and then akiva type and got them to do a podcast on the wheel. Yeah as opposed to type. Well not also just like the concept of me saying no to being on. Her nap is just so wild. I was like you don't need any paul to me like i'm to be you past. Actually you talking like me to go with. The oceans ocean ocean guys in the semifinals. Who got knocked out. Kirsten okay ocean guy is in the semi fine coming to chapter of this anonymous person. That could the the person has been eliminated is will harrington and one more take of his i will share is. It should be more expensive for children. Aged two to twelve to travel than adults It's cost more for them. Okay why i because they ruined the travel experience for everybody else now. I think that that'd be a tough sell. Like yes th that. We are united airlines announced that we are doubling the price for children's travel on our airline. Pr ruin the flight for adult passengers. They have adult only resorts. What about adults only flights when you cut out a big potential customer base. It doesn't for the bottom line. I like imagine the commercial like southwest airlines if your kids like like. I don't think it flights are begging for people to go on them. Right now on your lines are hemorrhaging money. Like why are they cutting out or be part of their customer base. Yeah no. I think. I'd rather be on the flight with kids than the adults only flight. I imagine the creeps. That are on that site god anyways. Let's let's move to the next one. This road trips really stink applying adults only. I mean that plane would get pulled over but not because the next the next caring we have is the five seed versus the replacement thirteenth. Yes so we have got here. The takes plates are a waste of money because you can eat anything out of a bowl versus shut up. Tim is definitely your twitter baby. Yeah i definitely disagree with the first one and the second one i could see wait. I just want you to know. Yeah if we let her in napa when the storm very no they want they will. They will water quality noise. All right fine shut up as our twitter baby is a much better take then. We should get rid of plates. Eat out of a ball. You can think shut up. Tim should cut his his shrek. Mentions from thirty a day to like three or four there. Because he's really like you know. It's like joe biden and kamala harris like they. It's the first day in office. Like i can't support them until they find out their opinion on the shrek movie every every is about a fan fiction tweeter. That was real tweet. I thought he really real quick again happen. Actually no he tweet. that comes because we. We encourage young women. Don't you back. We have some our hands. We responsible we did this easier. You're disciplined him. Let me ask you guys a question. Because i'm very confused. Okay why plates more expensive than polls. What does this person talking about. No no i did not hear it again. Lanes are more expensive. They just said that. It's a waste of money to have both plates and bowls alpha of plate. You could eat out in the ball. How big of a ball do i need. Okay let's have pizza right now. I'm eating pizza. Out of a mole. The middle is the pizza box played or is it a bowl. When the sides are folded up it could be construed as a bowl I mean yeah meat soup out of it if you can't eat soup out of it it's not a ball. Would you eat soup out of the pizza box. It would lead. Yeah no not like your. Everything's a soup except If you could only have bowls only have plates i agree. You should probably have a bowl because the bulk can take care of a lot of things but how expensive i mean. Maybe it's not good for the environment. How expensive is having a few plates. Like how many plates. How many places in your house. Kirsten i have four dinner plates and four small plates. They came in a box and like it's worth spending half my paycheck every month on plates and bowls. I don't know what this is this a big problem in society. This person who only use paper plates and paper bowls. I've heard that that's the thing people don't want to do the dishes. So they'll just have all disposable cookware and plates and i heard there are people that do the take so wait. What was the take again about. The bowls is that it's it's just a waste of money to have both plates and bowls. You should just have no imagine going to this person's house and you're and you're gonna sit down you're gonna have a meal and like like other plates in here like now now. I have all balls like all right. You're crazy person you're lunatic bowl household. Yeah i don't think you past that with that person. They're always the person that doesn't believe in having played at their house. I mean are you going to cut off a friendship. Because i don't know if you call friendship but but if you're not over here if you're on a date at this person's house i think you just you definitely file that away. I think that's a knock against long distance relationships because you may never learn about their no plate. Have all true. That ninety day fiance's someone comes to america for the first time only to discover that they're fiance only house bowls and oakley I do think for the long day relationship take. Do you be allowed to tour through the person's kitchen just to see what's happening there. Yeah what if they don't use forks or or bowls or something like that like you'd want to know that before he moved in with them. Change my setup so everyone can see my kitchen. Jurors johal I don't know what's cookie jar. It's dog shock. Doghouse shirt cookie jar. Cookie jar doesn't say anything. Shut up. tim is our twitter baby. Maybe yeah i think a lot of different meanings of that. He doesn't mean to be a literal baby like we also stand a king cake baby. Yeah he's sort of like a person that is a of character on twitter. I say that charlton is our twitter baby more so then you should only have balls and not plates. I wish this was going up against the better. Take honestly because i'm not a fan of just letting their nap bought sale through nothing it's napa but i the bowl stake makes no sense to me. It is almost hot in it so stupid. But i i. I'll say bowls but i don't think it's going win. We ought to. What do you think this is tough. Because i i think in terms of just looking at the takes themselves. I think that the the bowl take sparked more discussion barks the bulls vs plates however the now is a big fan of mine Pity we honestly another reason to blind studies. I just want to hear what else are bought has to offer. So i'm gonna go with the twitter baby. Shut up tim. It's twitterby Okay perfect so Let me update that. Plus it's hilarious. If not about rand come on. I don't live in the universe. -bility okay well. It's still a possibility out. Goldie has been eliminated from guest. And i am going to share one more take from goldie. Canadians should get to pick the president of america Because there's less of us know be faster and we'd be better at it Elections go faster. We weren't really find out day of. We don't have the electoral college situation. I'm we do have a first past the post system. Is you know not the best way to do things. But a don't call elections till like very soon before the actual election. They don't have like a set date or time when the election would happen because our elections are tied to historical agricultural schedule. And yeah but goldie send the election. Take her last name is poll. O- matic all right. Okay what's the next match-up next match up is the sixth seed versus the three seed. Okay so we've got. The rambo movies are actually dramas. They are not action. Movies versus having seven plus children should be illegal I've never seen the rambo movies. Yeah who cares about the rambo movies. A drama like. Who's going to die on. That is not a drama. That is an action movie. At least they died. Your it's like. It's not a drama. It's a comedy. I i could see that being hot. Take but what i mean. Have you ever like really puts them in a category of no. That's not drama that action work in blockbuster video last time. Anybody who's blockbuster right. I don't have to categorize these so stringently indefinitely. I think it could be. I mean they saved like a oats definitely not an action movie because then does not action movie. I mean that's just incorrect. But does do i care how early when's the last time. I cared about the rambo movies. Multiple genres chris. The next one is going to be rambos a christmas movie. And then we're going to have to hear about it at christmas time. I did have take that included rambo christmas. I won't live the other one. Is that having seven or more. Children should be illegal. Keep it how do you feel about that. Well i'm very nervous if my wife would have triplets if we have another kid What what what would happen like is this kid's robert saleh have seven kids having a seventh kid. Jets new coaches having jail. Definitely not know for sure now. We don't want him to go to jail. We would do you go to. But when they say illegal like does it could get taken away. Do you get a ticket to the parents go to jail. There's only one maybe it's sorta like luxury tax. If you go over seven then you have to pay more taxes. You're like the like what if like the parents can't both go to jail together and who's watching all seven kids so maybe it's like one like a year in jail for them. You're not endorsing them. In jail jail klay start giving them the people who can't have children who wanted after the seventh one. Yeah my friend. My friend had three and then he had two more and he was only trying to have one and then the fifth x so now. I'm nervous that a five a fifth kid. I only have six seventy. It was bad as cheating on his wife. Yeah not as plus would be up. Twenty bucks. If i had a v six and seven because rob me twenty bucks from a bet. Why would you get the twenty bucks if you had more kids. We made a bet if you bet that i would have a kid. No i think whoever is the next kid gets twenty bucks. I figured okay. That was someone track about. I don't like either of these takes to swap aac right where we can't what you wanted to slop. I up we. We put somebody else in that. Go of instead of them. Is it too late to do that. Because we're already in like did we could. We hear the the matching. I take off. The perfect will use that as a tiebreaker. Right yes okay. So i'm for this. It is the bagels make for better tacos than tortilla. Stake is objectively bad. Bad goes with the seven children being illegal and the bagel take is with the rambo. Take i see more on the side of bagels and rambo. I mean rambo is such like. That's where you're going with your second take. I don't want to hear more of them. Like that. should have been a bonus take a best Don't eat steak. Don't have seven kids like don't tell me how to ruin my life grow. I agree business. What else is bad. Yeah i wanna know what other obscure not obscure but but what other things will this person reference the rambo person. These are clearly to manual. So i just wanna say. I'll tell you true women have had saying it's twenty twenty one. Thank you all right. So rambo bagels and take i like the bagel take better so bagels. Rambo keep them in Perfect so off. Derek is what we will keep in there and that means that. Avery has been eliminated from the hot tag off and her remaining two takes. Were that crocs are actually a good shoe and that men should never shave their heads. A style choice again. A lot of anti robert sala takes. I feel like does he love crocks. I don't know if it's good. You're good okay Good liana. So i own crocs. My family owns crocs has very anti crock so for christmas. My mom bob. We across unbeknownst to him and he had to pretend like he liked the gift which was hilarious. So yes and listen to this podcast. So she's going to find out. How call hates crocs. He's very strongly. Am i mean i. I don't need them. I don't want them. I'm fine. Here's the thing. okay. I've always been anti crock is. There are just ugly. They're not gonna do. They're good though. Yeah so fake war crocs on her instagram and so i immediately bought crocs they were my first impulse online purchase of the pandemic. And i have hot pink crocs and our mini where i don't care. Practical to our sow comfortable. Yeah tend to have to worry about like new. Just hose them off yeah. It's easy the synagogue on because we don't wear leather shoes. Hey go all right. How many of black crocs do you have for that specific purpose. Akiba i have to i have to. I just love the you have a two pairs of black crocs and not snow lazy underrated g you strap yourself into your crock push for no i put i put my. I don't strap myself in. I just sort of like suffocate the foot in the in the in the top and suffering for. Stick your foot all the way in there. I put no strap on and just hope for the best all the way into other shoes i do but the others who's ever back in the crock doesn't have a back. I don't use the back at all. I pair of crocs no. I have like a huge one and a regular like one. That's my foot size and one. That's just enormous seven seed versus the two seed here. And we have richie. Rich is a better movie than home alone. Verse birthing a child is pure narcissism. Well we'll magin if you bert. Seven narcissism plus legal. My kids have seen richie rich within the last year. Yes it is a very good movie. It holds a very good more. And it holds up that richie. Richardson aged figure out now. What fun twelve rich kid. The of like this kid having anything in the world he has all these cool things. I remember being so cool. When i was a kid. It's still cool. Like the richie. Rich would be cancelled. Never been was neat. Richie rich But his dad is good. He's the one good billionaire. Do we know about that. Good billionaire doesn't sound real to me. Yeah he's was good. I remember like in home alone. More as a child. Richie rich shish now watch the movie. Yes should it be the crappy movie diaper akiva. Maybe it's not so crappy though. John larry better bad guy than marvin. Harry also yeah or evil movie okay. They'll kill it ninety. Richie richards a better movie than home alone or birthing. Child is narcissism narcissism choice. Also why did they say birthday. I mean i think they mean like having your own child is narcissistic. Been enough to pass on that. There's plenty of good children that are available for adoption. And that you earn just like being a narcissist by deciding to create a new one in your own people who say that are unaware of how hard adoption is. I feel i can just like go to the store. Like dog and pick out of kids very hard to adopt gaffe. I think it's a hard take to call every parent in the world and narcissist The guy i don't agree with that take. Most people are parents. Aren't like you know we should have more people who think like me. That's not really me so much. So i'm gonna. Maybe he knew do. Cloning are narcissists. we are is that fair to say. That's possible that's possible. i. I do think there's credence to to to the take. I think that makes it hot i think. Then if we think about dali parent of dolly the sheep. I got the most narcissistic sheep. Then perone wasn't hurt it dolly's choice. I mean that's also some kids are not you know they're happy little accidents. Does that make the person narcissistic. I dunno. i mean that's that's what we've learned so well ridge ridge by the way twenty four percent on the tomato meter from rotten tomatoes. I don't know if that puts it thirty. One thirty one percent audience score a bunch of fools so i i haven't watched since i was a kid but i remember like my sister legged coverage until because she liked it i was like i don't want to launch list but it was only because she did wanna watch it. Okay i don't really like either of these takes. But i guess i'd go richie rich. Do you want to know the i take. I take yes so the birthing a child person is the person he said that all food is better at room temperature including and goodbye. And then the second take richie. Rich goes with a long distance relationship. We want to hear more with a feel good about that decision. Okay perfect so you have a eliminated. Ev makoto from the bracket and another take all highlight of theirs. Is that british panel shows. Podcasts you need the visual component right. Yeah interesting that was the best one of the three takes their fourth take. I went in the order. That people i. That's yeah maybe next year. We'll say put your best take i. But i don't think people know what their best take as the beyond dropping hot take people don't know what their best heartache us. Yeah we have people to pick their heartache and highlight and then we we would say no wrong time. It's like your house smells. You don't know it's true. It's true okay so it now. Mom is a bad cook. You've no you'll never know until you're grown up because that's the only cooking you know about that. Several people submitted. The take of your family were bad coach. Their recipes family recipes lead lean on nostalgia and your grandma's probably actually bad at cooking like many people submitted. Takes like that. If i take. I my least favorite thing in the world. This is also this is also not how is when someone has a family recipe. That's not monetize. It's not like hey we're the lee family and we need these recipe for millions. And they won't give you a recipe if you ask for it like those people should truly be imprisoned. Who has happened to you who will not share a recipe within the family. Leave the recipe funeral her daughter when she dies the only way so my sister and i were thinking about this recently. We were like what is the best way to get this aunts. Minimal bar recipe. It's an award winning recipe. But what are not share. A novel bar is a canadian. Desert is got chocolate Custard it's like a big deal and this recipe has won awards but she will not share my sister. Like how do we get this. Do we just make sure we maintain a good relationship with our cousins so that maybe she will share the recipe one. Like how do we get. We were literally talking about this two weeks ago and so if anyone has any ideas we've bowl with her. Say you're animal life until you tell me the recipe. I'm team on here. I think this is like such a baller of to be laying. Oh i'm sorry you have never again. Yeah i would never visit her and put a hidden camera in her kitchen and then record her making the cookies then jar anyways so let's center shrek cookie jar camera. That was shuttle. Tim did james freeloading. The seventy five dollar patron cracked yuri boring. Watch to be fair. Yeah i wanted to watch the podcasts. I'm going to see listen to any one. I mean this is like rob is up in that area anyways like just living his life. What do you think's going on here. I don't think it's so interesting. I i have no idea. I've never thought about it. It's none of my business okay. That's not a bad year. He's already finished. But yeah i literally. Two years ago had spoken with mary. About what her her concept for the fan fiction was. I'm just wonder if it's going to be the same concept as one day actually written You know who's to sort through the up to the final four right now. We are at the final four in the final four. We have the one seat is still there. The redknapp bought who is our replacement or tenth seed. Still in three. We have the seven seed. Okay okay Okay so now. Let's do we're gonna do the three versus the seven seed. I because we're gonna we're gonna wait on the fathers of. Oh hey so. We've got wearing brand new socks. Every day is the most cost effective quality of life improvement. Possible wear a random person walks everyday. You would never wear a pair of socks versus the roof of your mouth should actually be called the ceiling of your mouth because the roof of your mouth is the top of your head. That's interesting. Ooh that's true I'll tell you who i can talk to you. When i'm president we will refer to. The roof of your mouth is the ceiling of debate. You're like listen. This actually makes you lose first executive action as president. Okay we ought to do anything about the cost of socks. I like the person who pitched this idea. Should meet the person who pitched the bowl versus plates idea with the person that loves crocs and the person yes i feel like there's a lot of conversation overlap to be had here like is that the best quality of life improvements. I think it depends where you are like. Running water and plumbing is a pretty good quality of life improvement. But i guess assuming you already have that then of that next step like literally next step is that is that the best feeling like ooh wearing new socks. I've got a new sock feeling today. Friend who the heroin only compared to was wearing fresh. I hear that's what they say. That does a heroin. Not of course. Not your first pairs free. But let me ask a question. Because i agree especially. It's the winter. It's very cold now. My house is cold. It does feel very good to put on clean socks and we have like a leaky sink. Yeah and if you're somebody splash and you get that little bit of water on your sex. Walk around in shoes in my house. The it ruins like a feels gross. You want your socks even the rainiest bit of water and that's clean. What is it. Clean socks versus new socks. Like i have no problem putting on freshly laundered socks that i've used before that. What's the difference can. Could your feet even tell if it was versus in in fact i'll you can tell you. Get new socks sometimes. And then you take them off and your feet are covered in the lint of the brand new sock them through the wash once. I actually watched my. I wash all clothes before. I wear them there. I saw how episode once where these this kid got a pair of jeans and he didn't wash it and it had some chemicals on it and the kid got sick so martin's everything from science and house. Wash your club or you wear them. Is that your. Phd is from learning stuff from house. Wise i just watched a phd and diagnostic medicine. Actually all medical dramas e. are all that. Just you know. Yeah yeah and a house has a roof and ceiling in a room. i'm with the mouth take. They're both good. These are both good the sack one is not good it is bad. It's a heartache. It's like it would improve your quality of life. i agree. So how much does it cost to have if you were going to be wearing a new. By how how what. What am i ritchie. Rich i'm i'm wearing two pairs day and throwing them out. I mean people spend money on their hobbies like imagine like it's basically. Yeah you're you're now. You're spending about a about a dollar a dollar. A day for new sideline he likes. It's more than a dollar a day you're wearing actual good saw me. Well like. I'm thinking by six pack. Twelve pack of koss. Pack of socks. I minus twenty bucks. No one percent back You know talks given book for children sucks. Went back through and sixty five days in a row if your main comfort it's like do think you would also want to wear so ansi so all right extra thirty five to forty dollars a month to mend on yourself in any way a new pair of socks every day the what what was it. S no rob fifty dollars a month. Fine okay what was it that that's the best thing you can do for yourself. Most cost effective quality of life improvement. No no no way no way. There's so many la there's lots of things you can do to improve the quality of your life for fifty dollars a month name one. I mean thousand month that what does that. Four hundred dollars a year No more than six hundred six hundred year. what what. What did you for six hundred dollars a year literally say saving six hundred dollars. A year is better for your evening. I'm just saying it's probably better for your life when i went on. I went on a summer program Like an overseas summer program after tenth. Grade and i remember a kid i think was considered like one of the wealthy kids way. war a new Like like undershirt beverly. We're going on hikes and doing a lot of things. You weren't wearing nice clothes. They wore like a white haines. T shirt white hanes undershirt type shirt everyday and just when the day was over like ripped off in through in the garbage and remember thing that was like the height of luxury and minutes. My mom and she was like oh. Yeah whatever that's a risky move but it was probably a much cheaper wardrobe that my outfit because if you're just by like regular shirts at the store if you're buying however many shirts you need for like a six week trip i don't know that's that's like the forefather of this idea. If you love socks i do it. I that would be a cool move. The guy who only wears did richie rich do that cool move. I don't think. Ooh let's do i. I don't like do you think. Jeff bezos re wears clothes probably not been has a favorite shirt like. Yes that always wears right like the the weird over the clothing vest. That only could be a new one. Same one that's new. Every time gets a good deal from amazon overthinking. This the roof of your mouth should be called the ceiling of your lord. Yes i agree. That's good. I never heard anything more true. That's but yeah it's like. Oh my god relate. I didn't think. I never thought of that. Yeah but is that. What makes it a hot page review liana. Then it's like it's still because wearing a different pair of socks every day. Is everybody have that thought like semi finals. Leon i know this is tom or here. The pretenders of wenham ready as we have more discussion about this song. So i wanna give you can fine. I vote i vote. Sox vote socks. The roof of your mouth should never liana. When you're president. You need to make this happen. And it won't be a hot take so because they'll beat some people like it's always been called the roof of your mouth that's what it is and there's five oceans. Yeah yeah i'd rabbi. Who was always doing a bit about the wall like with the kids slam the door and he called the wall. He's like walls just doors just an extension of the wall and you just call it. The wall I dunno always take because it's in reminds me of the roof of the mouth thing. Kirsten the door is actually just the wall. Luther is a window than just the wall. But it's clear this. I mean jean. I do think like nobody's going to check your religion a little bit on the socks every day. I think the idea of the river mouth will take off. This is really like a scientific breakthroughs. i'm going with is is. Check your privilege. Your new catchphrases the second time. You drop checking privilege on this podcast. I think i'm not even gonna tell all right. Yes it's my new catch you. Would you sell t shirts t shirts say. Check your privilege. I loved the principal. I the moon river. Plenty of money shirt that we should be doing. That would be like hotcakes. So i keep voting for stocks. Are you voting for roof of your mouth. Right ellen mcginnis. I'm rooting for roof of your mouth. You just don't care about my second middle name. I see how it is to middle names. I didn't know i only from zoos. So you voted for roof for yes. Your mouth is moving forward. Which means that bill sorensen has been eliminated from the hot take off. No sorry bill and then his last hake was that butterflies or just centipedes with wings. I don't think that would have been a disappointing now. You're not missing anything. Okay at the right time. Yeah just just in time Have here burns. What are they gonna. Bill sock drawer is like i wanna know the-these chest of socks so can you donate socks if you wear them once like woo. People want you socks. That are only worn one time because this is a big waste other so i actually think that. Yeah homeless shelters. I think actually that the people want socks. I mean it's like they don't want us yeah. I don't think they want you. Sox laundered sox. A homeless people want launder like saturday. I had no selected. I'm going to be on principle. I used to volunteer at the homeless shelter. And i would go through the clothing donations and the role was like if you wouldn't wear this. Don't accept it as like like you. People donate all kinds of crap. Because they're like. I don't want it. Let's just throwing a homeless person like stained red. Charge your hair state. Don't i'll say this if thoroughfare to me said it's fine if they're clean again like it's not. It's not like they're destroyed. Somebody had like really fancy socks and they were them once i think i would take their hand-me-down socks i would wear like my sister's old socks strangers old to your senior sisters cleaner than the average. I know where my sister's feet have been. Do you know anyways. Now we got the the one seed versus the renowned bot okay. I'm glad that we're all so we've got. America has more marijuana than any other country on earth versus the danger of ladders outweighs their usefulness. I don't know which one is the renowned there. I hope that the america i. I hope they're at dropped the america because that's not take the statement of a fag. But i i would be. America has more marijuana than anywhere else. Other country on earth explain our countries on the planet can read the latter one again the latter one. is that the danger of ladders outweighs their usefulness s interesting. Yeah i genuinely don't know which one is out by. I think i think that marijuana with this random person who has to good. Take this reagan. I gotta be honest. Why are you not telling us i know. Don't don't tell don't okay. Y'all have been voting nap forward. But i have to say earning. Emc to a ladder. Take his bed. It's not take in a statement of which country as the most marijuana's it. Yes that's not a take to do you want to. I think it's a fact united states as more marijuana than any other country level. It's illegal right so they're like oh look even though it's illegal in the country. Yeah we more than anybody else. Exciting news advocated for legalizing wall drugs. But i think. I i think the think is fine i agree. It's not like a semi final championship level. Take but first. What country is more marijuana than the united states. Nobody using china's more. no. I don't know and then they're bigger than almost all the other country music. I feel like if you're looking at a country that has already legalized marijuana. They probably have like more quantifiable production. Marijuana mexico has us much bigger country than mexico. I mean. Canada has a lot of weed tennis time. Legal largest landmass get smoke weed curse nationally. Marijuana is lee is legal in in canada right. yeah okay. We had states that have that have medical and recreational use but it is not diesel record before marijuana is legal in canada it was. Everyone was smoking it everywhere. Anyway that's why the united states then then it. I've never done drugs in my life. I could get weeden ten seconds. I want the tune. I like this challenge. Yeah okay okay. I got a ladder take is dumb. Why ladders more dangerous than they are useful than why isn't every fire truck have one. Is it because like how many people will get get saved by a ladder and how many people die from not not fire ladders. Well different five versus that firefighters should find a safer way to save people jetpack. I agree ladders are kind of dangerous and it's weird. We haven't perfected something better than a ladder. What do you want. that's better than a ladder. Do you have a feeling. Do you still do you. Believe in the blackadder thing. I mean you may not walk larger. it's only black. Cats ladders committed to different things. I'm i can't crosses your path. It's good luck just because black cats crossed my path on a semi regular basis. I choose to believe that's a good thing. It is being locked to walk underneath the ladder because that is dangerous. Yes i do agree. Like what if we ban ladders like. Would you consider that your plan liana. What if you had a light bulb to change or that if the paint the ceiling like hey can you get me a ladder on the black market. No more marijuana than anybody. But i can't get my readers with ladders. Thirty ladders at the border. America has or ladders than any other country. All right at this. i'm putting through the ladders. Marijuana wanna crazy if this is just like me pick. I want to ask about the previous but i don't right now eliana. Now abyss tell. Tell us the other takers previous takes. You would have to say which one is which we know their net butts takes. If you don't know which one is the we're not by yet it we're saying in the logic of the other of nonren- out by the non. Her nap is also says are not society has evolved beyond the need for glue and that there is only one ocean. And it's absurd that. Say the finals i. I liked the glue. Take especially the take is good. This is so much pressure. Is it that ladders are okay. The benefit of a lot of are safe and the benefit of them outweighs their usefulness. Let's look directly cup ladder. Deaths per year you get us the ladder. Death statistics please. I would love that. I wanna know how many ladders all right the ever according to world health organization in the united states. Who something else. The united united states leads the world in ladder deaths each year. There are one hundred sixty four thousand emergency room treated in. Drains aim for three hundred deaths in the us that are caused by falls from ladders. That be does that outweigh the benefits of letters. How many i've saved we're asking that's hard to get the statistics for nothing on that. I bet right like yeah. We're way we may imagine every living mouth of your home unpainted. Okay come on. I don't know about so bad. Yeah i the thing is i wanna. I'm still not convinced necessarily that. The marijuana is the run out by. I think i think ultimately. I think i'm gonna go with the ladder but this is closed and with that you limit apart okay. If were now fought final take was liana shows over hosting duties for the easter egg. Hunt blew it. No that's out there. Napa deserve to take over the easter egg hunt. And gosh darn rapidly is really in love with you. It is a problem shocked me. yep hates me is never mentioned. It's it's mom. dr. Amanda never mentioned who once. Okay all right. What's the finals. We're our guest rob before the championship. Because we're we're also rewarding the best take. I don't know if anybody has a favourite take. They've heard if cursing could maybe run through some of these. She has list of the best takes or some other some other list. She's compiled a list of the the wildest takes that i would would've loved to include in the bracket but the person didn't have four viable to okra. Okay we hear those ferment. Okay this one says that the water drain off of canned tuna taste really good. Drink it and put it into whatever you cook grows dry up. Pasta is a legitimate snack. Food person strong us if he's different people these are. Your parents have passed away. You should mention it in your dating profile because not having to deal with. Inlaws is a huge turn on. Turn on like the like the person's because or that the selling point i would change the phrasing i. I think. I think it's intentional. We've got a kiva would outlast rob on a season of survivor. People who i am or are strangers would quit on day two. It wouldn't even get to know what they want. Keep a has upside that people. I think people would feel like he's like non-threatening may be in big brother where i could eat no upside when i'm hungry i don't think but yeah like i. You know if people like. I could get knocked out like super early like but before a challenge just like literally some anoxia. I don't know. I don't think i can make it. Three wins immunity. Now we've been podcasting for two hours. Yeah voting out. I think that akiva as worried about the survival part on okay. We've got playing. Dnd is objectively cooler than playing fantasy football. Dato chips are best. Eaten out of the freezer. They have a refreshing chill ever. Try that that might be interesting. It's actually good. Oh yeah we've got. The giving tree is creepy and problematic. Her obsession with a random little boy is disturbing and she deserves to be chopped down. We've got there's nothing more exciting than a plane ride. Oh don't only flight you have the excuse to sit eat drink. Watch movies and listen to podcasts of music for several hours. pre covid. I hear what you're saying. Yeah and then we've got a penguins should have equal rights to humans and be allowed to vote controls. We're getting special a special place at for justin ramsey who submitted takes that were Tweets before the creator of their bought a programmed for hot hot takes and they were truly horrible. So we don't need to read the takes but shot onto justa ramsey. Doing we'll hear more from justin ramsey later in the show. Okay okay. Are we ready for prime. Yeah finally we're ready. We're ready and i do have a favorite for take of the year either of you. Do you have a take you've heard today. Do you think should win. Take of the year the roof of your mouth should be feeling you have one and taking their butts. One net didn't make it the fourth not to take it is a take on mine. Mine is the the having the dead parents turn on. Just because that's such a wild tape. I would like a big selling point. Because i feel like that in ninety fiance past experience. I'm just saying that you know a lot of relationship. Conflicts are about your significant other. You know oh your parents think this or parents are like a lot of like really. Marry your inlaws being ready for ray. Right live near you. Measure if they're divorced You know different That's a lot so we've got. It's the final the final two and last round of the we've got you can do any job in the world equipped with only google. Okay okay. marriages should be contracts. That can either be revised and renewed or dissolved. Every five years on your up every five years you like how. How are things going. What needs to change. should we just call it quits. I'd have to put up a few big free agency years really helping more. I have not a big fan of the google. Take a. i think it's lazy like can i be commercial airliner pilot. Or am i gonna play over by the airline. Police item friend through a friend who claimed that he could become a pilot just based on flight simulator game and i think he did become a pilot after touch them. Okay well how about this. We honor has a job. That's probably harder than you know the jobs we have. Yeah could we do it. Just from google liana. I think it's tough. Because i do use google allot in my job. However the base set of skills that you need are like it's critical thinking you know. I don't know what you're going to learn how you learn know akiva. Could i be a nba player by googling okay. It doesn't work for every job within the what was the first in. What was it you could learn to do any job in the world. Okay but this could become much better at basketball google. all right. could i be an onlyfans superstar. Googling look with other only fans are doing and then you become one of those fans Thirty two only fans should that be a thing. Now yes yes okay. But then so what was the what was the other one. Oh the contracts for marriage to provide a revised. I willing hot. People have said stuff like this before him. Do you want to go off of previous takes i. I'd like to you. But i would say i don't love my chance if i had to get renewed. Every five years on horse rate would be very high. Yeah opt-outs the people will look at their other options Okay so her. One of these people had four takes. That were long. Distance relationships are healthier than those that. Aren't reggie rich is a superior film to home alone. It should be called the ceiling of your mouth. The roof of your mouth is the top of your head. Marriages should be contracts. That are revised and renewed or dissolved. Every five years is society has evolved beyond the need for glue. There is only one ocean. And it's absurd that we've given it five. Different names of ladders outweighs their usefulness. And you could learn to do any job in the world with just google. I think hearing those takes. And i do think we put the best. The best to takers through I think your winner down there. What is it vote. I and i'm gonna go with the marriage contracts. Take this is the greatest in the world. I don't think it's the strongest take. But i think it's slightly better than google and i think when you look at their whole body of work. I do think that has been today's best taker. I liked the idea that you would sit down and revise the contract after five years. There's like you come in and it's like a negotiation like all right luck. I put up with a lot in these last five years that you know that nicole is going to sit down and say look no more podcasting on the weekends. I've had it like what do you like Like all right. I like all right. Well what are you going to give me a like okay. So then he's it's a given a take and it's all right. Let's we have like like all right. Where do i sign in you. Got some You know like we've just agreed to a five year extension big announcement. Maybe on twitter thing. About how many likes and rt's you get the interview with the with the longest relationship like there's renewal as opposed to same old same old. So i'm on board. I'm on board with the a marriage contract as opposed to ring with aac. You don't even think it's a hot. Take your sort of hoping to do this. I disagree with. You can do any job googling. I think you did. You did. Put a fork in a look at my job. You think somebody could just google like how to do what i end. Yeah i was thinking. Very often be hosting podcasts. True i so all right. So i think i think though for me it's about the hot takes and i think there's more discussion based on our conversations to be had about the google tag so i'm happy. I think both deserve to win. I think both have both people have put through a lot of really great hot takes. I think i'm gonna give it to google here even if they don't ultimately win because Because i think ultimately i would go through google take over the marriage to like. I'm very happy to constantly be renewing contracts like my job is technically a one year contract. I love renewing it every year. If i could do that in my relationship we watch out. I love it You think you'd get better performance just you personally but you think people would get better performance elements review sure. I'm a huge fan of performance reviews. I think it's important ill and even just for yourself. You know review. Did well what you didn't do. Well you know how many pizza crusts did. I eat this year like just constant concert. Sweet after every ten podcast akiva review the once a year once a year to review. The that's too we won't remember. Yeah all right fine yes. We'll do it in ten years from now. google remind me we will algorithms. 'cause google can do anything. Yeah yeah can learn anything. I think it's a throb where a split vote here. Rob is going to decide the winner of takeoff twenty twenty thirty. Though he's going with the marriage where were you. And he didn't know you formally voted. Yes don't like the google anything okay. So the marriage person is the winner. Who won the takeoff special. The winner of the hot take off. Sabine be in one second. Place is lena so he had to women in the final. I'd take off which is applied because obviously men having should be over the leaders. I'm rethinking that it may be the irs shared this opinion future podcast guest. Yes kind of only knows. Yes oh what do you want to know. I mean i don't know she s. I usually know the listeners. And leave. I know through patron mafia. Yes being kind of a hot hot take ultimate sabine is a dancer professionally and i believe I don't think you can learn that on google. I bet you know how to dance. The fact that she's a dancer. I'm sure that's very readily available on google. You just learn how. So i can just go on google and i'll be dancing tomorrow. Yeah i don't think professional dancer for. Because i'm googling it it's not a perfect take but that's why that's why sabine one and lean didn't that's what makes it hunt though you know now. Can i outline some of the takes that we received. That are absolutely ice coins. Needs all these. Things were submitted by multiple people. If if more than one person estimated cold and multiple people are sending them in. Yeah that's why they're called like it's not unique at all right okay. Anything about the level of pulp in orange juice. Whether you against nobody cares nobody ever audiobooks counters reading on anything about the seasons or weather. Nobody cared boring about ranch dressing and it's where it should be used or not used now any take. That akiva actually knows how to do things but he's lying. No multiple people saw. No i under. I overestimate what i'm capable of. Yeah that sounds right. The take that nickelback is actually good. That the word moist isn't actually bad or that remakes are good. Nobody cares in the her tournament because several people said they were good. So i thought i would reward. One person are good is hotter. Take on the the opinion any eggs in general or on the temperature of drinks nobody cares. What's an egg opinion. Someone like eggs are gross or no one for the A couple of people like that's a little far saying i do like eggs. Big we'll be like weiner he like he loves eggs. I don't know it's too many expectations for me to keep them low. And then the idea that seeds baby is overused and should be retired. Darby the joke. It's funny more serious side. Anybody who was like twitter twenty. Wasn't that bad. check your privilege. Scroll literally grow up and think about the larger implications. Your was maybe okay hanging out with oscar. Multiple people said that. And i was like this is a bad take those. That's that's all we have on on. Takes sabin's winner of the relations to sabine. Okay all right. So we mailbag to do All right keep a tight on the mailbag we keep tight. We have an obscene amount of mailbags missions. We podcast every week until we get cancelled. Well we will decide that ten episodes from now when we look back. Okay can i tell you something. Okay we have I asked last week four. Some see shanties is all the on tiktok and you said we will not get any see shanties we in fact to see shanties So when he play one now could play. One is the ultra for the podcast. Because they're both very fun. Okay as reused jason cursor. Eric came up in a big way. So let me just double check here. Leeann kirsten we are. This is a super sized episode of the podcast. Do you both have time for the mailbag and if the mail is fast because i have a hard out and about forty five minutes here okay. Yeah i'm gonna. I need to leave. This was super fun and just very briefly. This is may tenth appearance. So do i get some swats for this to jack. I don't know them both on top same time as long as they interlock appropriately with designs. I think we have to send puja hat. So what if you just wore his hat on top of yours then. We need to be more hats hat. We'll we'll we'll send some hats this week. Hats from ideally a jacket. Eric said pats anybody on the fifth fifty. Yeah let's let's say by the performance of your baby aright the greatly auto bars follow at liana. Rhp incredible podcast error on rhp going to go check out some battle star. Galactica i am. I'm going to go gloom. Things i live in a pro glue. World's eat some sprinkles on my ice cream that is definitely frozen and clear. Watch out for the performance review. Coming up we'll be reviewing his contract soon. Okay all right and then we will take it to a short break after this seashell anti by just in ramsey or a second. Let me tell you this in closing although we might seem imposing but trust me if we ever show in section it's for your own protection. Hey come together exceed offenders. Cologne let you run them. Because we see things that you need not see and we too need not be so doom rosewall come demand black band. The men in black. They won't let you the galaxy he'd come abandon by the won't let you remember mcdonald's today high shoe the quarter pounder with cheese extra muster landau half a ten piece chicken mcnuggets in two sides of ranch please the we've done this before meal. Get it at mcdonald's when he get to of your face for two six bucks limited time only prices and participation may vary singular price support for. This podcast comes from progressive. What would you do with an extra eight hundred dollars. 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On the mailbag Yeah just some feedback and updates from last week. High school musical. Probably got more positive responses than anything. We put on the wheel and many months. People were exciting yet. A lot of people pitched in themselves people. Hey pick me pick my friend. Pick my my my uncle. If you don't pick me. I quit the podcast that we that's our favorite thing but there was a lot of passion. I'm at least happy that we had We had a lot of people excited for us eventually. Doing that. idea Yeah we've also we've been discussing a few different groups of people have made nap. Themed games rob okay and One of them is Our friend from Last week's podcast dancing eski. Who's been working on a game called wheel-jam for many months. He's placed at play with a bunch of different listeners. And tinkered with it at the game yeah people. It's a great game But the game is also very visual and this is an audio medium. so can i suggest. I know not everyone who listens to the patron Can i think that would hurt. If they were. Yeah it would be nice. Tell them if in our podcast. Every week it's free Charts we start charging for this thing. Rob seventy five so. Yeah i think we should start by playing it. You play a lot of games with the patriots playoff yet. We play well. You don't play every week. We do an activity with a week. Sometimes we have every what. If an i'll commit to it and you could either play or be the host. I don't know whatever whenever you want. Yeah playing. I think robin keever characters in the game. We'll to playing it with with a cast of an all-star cast in canal. I mean that could be a great trial run and if this this would be a great podcast. Let's let's do it. But i think we could do the out run as a patron activity. I don't think we're spoiling it as patron activity. Because there's a fine all right so we will start. We'll we'll do that. They're in the in the immediate future one other one other semi time-sensitive thing before we go. Kirsten was doing double duty this week. Not just going through. A thousand takes This from daniel and He says my thirtieth birthday is on march. Twenty six We were talking about doing some sort of birthday podcast when he wrote this in and he said i have an idea that might star power proposal. He said it's a reference. I don't get it My my my girlfriend of two years as the doctor. Nice flex She is any attrition at an internist so for the last. She's been working ungodly hour treating both child and adult. Kobe patients. it's been brutal but she never complains the capper to all this is that because you can't risk being around her parents. You spend christmas day entirely alone. So do i. But she's probably not jewish anyway. Thirtieth birthday was april fourth. But because of kovic you never got to officially celebrate in any way. Here's a puzzle for you. Change this to robin plan. My girlfriend's belated thirtieth birthday. Because this would be a retro birthday celebration for some really at work and beer thirty. I honestly at this one. It could literally take place any time this year wherever the wheel ends and listen to podcasts. So we could also be a surprise birthday. Yeah we realized that. The doctor probably doesn't listen to the i mean. I think that there are probably doctors. That listen to this. Podcast here with this Obviously yes this girlfriend deserves a phenomenal birthdays donation and had an amazing things in the past year. But she doesn't listen to the podcast. More reason to care about this. He's trying to get out of planning her birthday. I think that the nicer thing to do would be for this man to just plan something nice for his girlfriend. Independent of the podcast is what i would suggest No yeah if if daniel had come to us and said like she really loves this reality contestant and if we could get that person for us that would make her birthday. We can make something of it but she wanted to rob a cameo for her birthday. Do that but it's just the opposite right like i don't know you nerds. But my girlfriend's only through treating cove adult patients for the last year has been listening to your dumb podcast. We'd be like we love it. But why does she want. You know what i mean. Come back to us would is us planning her birthday up on the wheel that we've gotten a lot of this stuff like oh planning. Our wedding planner this. It's it's only interesting for the person who's getting this stuff plan true and the usually don't like us but i will say you're you've been dating for over two years. You're halfway through your five year contract start. Planning better birthday is there. You might not get renewed. Daniel probably has lots of options. That's the thing too that people want you to plan something that they don't have to but don't realize that probably some poor co host is actually going to happen before us died. They asked nicole or mirror. If robin akiva should be planning anything for fiance or was girl wife girlfriend girlfriend. Yeah now what do you have for us from the pack. So i just want to say before people get upset about their ideas not being read. There are seven million ideas in this spreadsheet and i received it as the podcast started so i did not have time to dive into your ideas. So if you're gonna get mad at anyone just don't okay okay. So this first one is called the pet peeve off which could be Wall to this to be honest listener share their biggest pet peeves. And then they get rated while robin akiva shared their pet peeve. Okay is this biggest pet peeves or weirdest pet. Peeves peeves Because somebody as a pet peeve of i you know. I don't like it when people chew with their mouth open. That's not interesting. So what would be a good pet peeve. A good pet peeve would be like. I want to shoot into the sun. People who don't return their grocery car when they're done shopping I don't know. I mean that's an extreme reaction to something that i guess is annoying. So you're going to like these people are going to die because your turn their return there. They deserve to die on the surface. I don't think there's a ton here. But i feel like that we should hear the interesting pet peeves. Like maybe maybe like ring. Head peeves i might use uses as you say. Give out the email address. Or is it a google form. I'm not gonna make a whole. Google with the emails rene robbins website. Come if you have interesting pet peeves that we think there's enough there we'll see you like this is the tip of the iceberg. Baby cute would rather get emails than response to form. We're not going to get that many emails about pet peeves. I don't think i did with the bed store. Somebody's like oh we should do bed stories and i didn't really know where that would go. We got a lot of beds stories and they weren't really interesting so mike. I'm glad didn't make a form. I like to honestly the science here is. I'd like to use the forms relatively sparingly. I know we do a lot of podcast because otherwise it gets old and then you get bad. Submissions or infrequent submissions. Were then like two or three forms a month Was one good bet store. You want me to read the best bed story. yeah well. That's the best bend story. I don't even know what that means. I don't know what it means. Neither the best bed story. This is from the youngest. Neil okay. i don't even if this was makes me feel weird before you read. Well i don. I don't think it's anything creepy. He says it doesn't know if it's an actual thing but here's mine. I share my bathroom with my brother is in college. When he was here for the holidays he went out one night and had some drinks later that night. I was in weird transit being asleep but not really awake. I heard my brother get up. I was assuming was getting up to go to the bathroom. That simpson was correct. However my other assumption of doing it in the bathroom was not. It was thin next by bed. When i heard the main contact i sprung into action and made unsuccessful effort to wake him up eventually. Push him into the bathroom with sleep on the couch. While this event was unfortunate argument to get my own room has never been stronger. O neil shares. A room with his brother brother got up to pee on. Neil's bed correct. He he may be drunk drunken Some but the pink someone else's bed. That's a talent in the middle of the night drinking. Then you can expect them to pee anywhere. I don't think that this is that if that's the best bed story than i'm glad we didn't have a form or weren't that great. Okay okay so next. we've got. This was from olivia from seattle. Called breakfast cereal. Robin akiva invent a breakfast cereal. You can discuss the actual serial component but then also do. The marketing is their mascot. Is there a computer. Game is olympic endorsement urging all cereals have computer games. I've been playing frosted flakes virgin of among us recently. What do you think about. Tv ios is the name this sounds like a very boring podcast like those was like wait over which olympic athlete is getting sponsored by key. Be o's feeling you fix conversation and debate. Gold medalist ultimate tag. The olympics have happened before it doesn't have. What about jones. Do you think lolo jones. She's famous do you think she would endorse tvos. I think so she'd endorse anything. you do. Jones will do anything for the money. She went on frigging. Mtv's the challenge. She's clearly looking for a husband on the trenton. Actually the and she's upsetting driving. I mean what about low low os low lows low lows lolo. Our lows hurdles is each. Each spike is each sort of piece of cereal hurdle Or whatever like hurdles and bobsleds. Because she's made the olympics. It's low low owes. You don't like the. I like the idea of hurdles and bought my kids. I was telling you were like what are the serial bobsled. Look like that's is a low low owes you get a little milk in their. Lola owes five million grams of sugar. you'll be cracked out on when you taking them. You ready to rage with anybody. Yeah see. I think. I think that this with just a little bit of work could be a very fun. Podcast can i. How can we like I know this may be a kid. Cereal how can we sort of shoehorned. The fact that lillo is a virgin into the into the series. I forgot about that. Yeah I don't think he can serial podcast you have do. You have also the number of harm. She's done it. Maybe it shouldn't make breakfast here for you. okay okay. This one is an idea for the variety. Pack from john. I it is a game called chester spades. Chester gets ten categories to list and briefly. Explain his top ten in a. It could be any category and then Robin akiva. Guess what they think. Chester's favors in any given category and get points based on. How close they come to actual boy. I think akiva would be much better at this game just based on the amount of knowledge of chester. That you have over me. I thought it was going to be a game. More based on chester's twitter account. We're going to be sort of like answering questions about tweets that chester his favourite. Our interesting. just that's not a bad game. Yeah i don't mind. Turning over section of the that's fine for the variety pack pack. That's fun. I don't have too many guests in the variety. Pack we could put chest in there. Okay and then from latonya has a episode seven suggestion for you. Yes the twilight zone. So i feel like that we have talked about this and i thought that we had a twilight zone. Episode is not a song episode. Yeah i think that's not a a a great one. But what about a is there a certain twilight zone episode like off the off the season. Three episode seven board. Who then some fishbowl. Then it's think that we could put something on the on the wheel. That's not a season three episode seven and we did the episode but yeah on the go onto the wheel what i was also thinking like with season. Three episode sevens. Because we've had some clunker episodes what if the shows had seven seasons. What if we also watched like seven season seven episode. Three one of them good episodes of a show. I mean it's forty minutes for a lie. I don't wanna give that much homework to the listeners. I feel like that. If latonya has an episode of the twilight zone that would be good to cover on random. I would say. Let me get back to lou latonya. We'll get back to your next week like if she wants to. Maybe look at the twilight zone cadillac. I can feel like that. There's one episode of movies rob twilight zone movie. There's a one twilight zone movie. What's the most recent twilight zone. Ip there's a cbs all access version of cbs access. Says it jordan. Peele did it okay. Visit your he was he was involved with the. Cbs reba right. I believe so anything else. I was one of the creators Yeah okay. I've one more that i've called. Sorry that it's not more but like this has been marathon long. Could i one that that. I got this week. Some somebody submitted a robin akiva. You're dic k. Picks or trash What do you think about that akiva in a group chat. Yeah somebody had sent sent that privately okay. And it was a reference to okay. Yeah yeah and off. A news. item from this week is like helping people i don't know. Are we like that. Instead of instead of bothering women we encourage people to send send their pictures to us and then we we would come around for that episode. I know no. I don't think that people are sending pictures of their. I d i c k for approval. I think they're just like i want them to see. Yeah okay. I will say if we ask for them. We get a lot i think. Also ah doctor would. I know we're not going to do this. But with dr. Mike to analyze them like we. Don't we got to go on for that podcast. Should that be upset. One hundred thirty eight with dr. I mean could it be segment with dr mike. I there was a twitter thread like this had to have been a year ago at this point of a it was a woman and she used a cucumber at to show like. Don't take a picture like this. Take a picture like this donated like that already exists. You don't need to read other people's pictures okay. All right go find the cucumber lady. Really okay wow. So the last the last a pitch here. It is called bad fiction by an rookie ash submitted. It and they said bring people on who can summarized a few books that you have not read any will also be given abuse. They find books that we have be. Great folks that you've never read and you will also be given the summary of very unpopular fan fictions of those same novels. I haven't alternate ending and you want to figure out which is the real story versus which is the fake story from fiction or fan fiction. I guess do. Romeo and juliet actually live as well. It would be like their example is. Did you know that fifty shades of gray was originally a twilight fan fiction but not all fan. Fiction is a based on just like pervy stuff true. I would never take no love story between us. I was the yes several years ago. Okay all right. I don't know. I don't think there's enough there for the uae. Guess which Book has the right ending. Okay all right okay. They'll the whatever mechanism idea was Was a lot of people. Submitted that And i think we've had this once before that choice. What if instead of guests veto there's a guest choice on the wheel. Power for the guests rosyth. Like maybe don't invite on troll guests who are going to put on something that you don't like anymore that would mean that today or i guess it would be next week so it wouldn't be eligible this week against choice comes up than that's what happened. Is the guest always on it or only if you have a guest on always have a guess i mean we usually have a guest for the mail bag but if we don't then it's you know the same thing that if something that we can't do it comes up like it's just spin again I liked the idea of a guest choice. i think it adds a little bit craziness. Could to the guest choice. I feel okay. I think you'll like it if you'd be crazy. Nobody else really cares kim. Pick your own idea if you're if you're the guest then you have another okay all right so all right here we go. Let's talk a little bit about what is going on here with the wheel for next week's episode season three episode seven the coin flip crappy movie diaper people's choice. That's how we got here this week. Prices right you are a shark week. Spin offs are trash. Rodney invent a game show and boy if this is not come up today akiva more. We won't because next week is technically a january okay. The sequel mechanism which has only one thing right correct. It's just an idea at the point is just one. The census okay. The match game h. g. was in the sequel mechanisms already. It only gets. Hdtv shows are trash. Robin akiva get tracked ta gen z. Shows are trash best week ever guest. Power our boo like that sex in the key and high school musical. Yeah by the way. John john dni our friend john john. Johnny said my. Can i pick something for the wheel. And i said sure and he pitched it and i said okay. And he's like can you put it on and i said i'll tell you what john john was. We were talking about the tampa bay buccaneers. He's a big tampa. Bay buccaneers fan. They're playing tomorrow. And i said if you could predict exact score the game it goes straight on the wheel idea what shows are trash if the bucks win thirty one to twenty eight. Tv shows trish and discovery. Plus shows are on you every. Hdtv show listen. He is doubled interest in the odds of him. Predicting the exact score are slim out the super bowl or of tomorrow's game against against twenty thirty one twenty tampa bay. I still don't think you should have made that promise. It's like a one in five hundred thirty one twenty tampa bay. Imagine the tweet will if it's like twenty four twenty the game. It'll be funny for it all right here in that wheel waiting for hurston okay. So i'd kyle. I'm really obsessed with the saturday. The asshole so i kind of want that to come from her phone. Okay here. we go episode number one eighteen this week. Let's see what is going to come up on the wheel here. we go one eighteen. Here we go. It is oh. Kirsten mckenna's could be a witch a. It yes i am allege yes it was right on the line between it and gen z. Shows are trash but is the winner. So we'll go from liana this week to pull ya next week. And we'll see how he's doing in his contract negotiations. Yeah oh that is true. Five year deal. We'll see now. Yeah okay so that'll be next week. A kibo what are we already loaded up or are we gonna maybe have a form during the week really is in charge. So i'll look. How are we reviewing existing cases from. I think we have existing cases if if as as a bare minimum but if listeners have great examples of them or loved one or hated one being a then we will. I'd rather speak to people you know at least one or two groups and you know we could do a little of both but that that's what we decided a few months ago when it put it on the way that we might do a little and you know columbine comback okay sounds good all right. Kirsten mcinnis was great job. Thank you host of bo jack. Horsa pod with the great lindsey wilson. Yes who drives. Who's who's a. Who does the opening in the closing. Lindsey i am driving. Ooh i said to lindsay. I'm totally open to us. Taking turns if you wanted to take the reins and feels she said no. I'm fine with those. I feel like pied. So i take the lead on this one. Yeah phillip lindsay. I feel like i see her more of like the straight shooter of like handling the business of the show. And then you're like coming in the throwing gas so kate the thing that's weird is lindsay. Wilson i actually are very very similar and the people know this anytime. Either of us has talking about some kind of random life experience. The other ones like. Oh yeah. I've had that exact same experience so it's i dunno i. It's a lot of work to to actually host. But i guess i don't host anything else. I love island host. Now oh look you feel okay all right and then what else is going on. I know you're not just only a one podcast woman. Yes so riverdale is back for season five so kaski cast also back with myself in frail. Mary i am on twitter three three ish times a week streaming away trying to hit partner twitch dot tv slash said. What so ever go. Coney i mean really nice very nice all right and kiva. What's up for you. We're gonna talk about the ship championship games. And the two super bowl opponent teams teams on thirty two fans we have to episodes left on. Ngo g For season one before we I think we do something wacky in between seasons and on thirty fans this week we went over the ten records that i think our next to break in the four major professional sports ohio okay. I'm happy to report that. I was able to subscribe to the thirty. Two fans podcast feed in my overcast. I was very wonky year in the thirty two fans feed. Yeah okay. I will thank you for listening to. This was another long one here today. Hot take off but we had a great success. Okay congratulations against us. Sabine for winning. This year's hot take off banks against iliana for being here next week to talk about a i in case you missed. 'em i the a whole. That's what that stands for if you missed it even if you didn't miss it yeah okay And if you tweet a million times and say hey what does it. It might be you also. I will put a poll up for the For the for the tweet put a bunch of tweets in Or the takes in a form so we can have our because we never really named are Take of the year like a bunch of e. The ones we picked them. Maybe colonel pick and put up a poll for take of the year and person come on also all right sounds good. Thank you so much l. By the way we're going to close the show we're gonna leave you with one. More see. shannon is from a man who is no stranger to musicals on recap. it's jason. curtis were there. Uh and his epic sea shanty and music video. Check it out at jason. Curtis are on twitter to get really have a good one by there. Once was a pair of guys in day podcast seinfeld. 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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #121: Best Week Ever

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Rob & Akiva Need a Podcast #121: Best Week Ever

"Support for this. Podcast comes from progressive. What would you do with an extra eight hundred dollars. Buy a plane ticket. Pay down your student loan. Treat yourself to those shoes. You've been niang with progressive. You could find out drivers who switch and save save an average of seven hundred ninety six dollars on car insurance get your quote online at progressive dot com and see how much you could be saving national average annual car insurance savings by new customer survey to save with progressive in two thousand nineteen. We don't needle yes. That's right classic theme song this week here on robin keeping you to podcasts. Upset number two one at twenty one best week effort. We're gonna be talking about all of the weeks. Pop culture news stories with the great chapelle. Making his return to robin akiva. Need a podcast. A now here is a man who is now an expert in gen z shells or are they millennial shows keepaway in car. You know there was no more exciting debate this week than what's like a millennial show what the gen z show as if they're not like completely made up labels that you know yes so many tweets this week Rob akiva Well actually those are millennial shows Like we knew like we picked them. Yeah we didn't pick them. We don't care. we're not millennials. i mean we're i'm millennial but we're not gen z. We didn't watch those shows. Yeah i was born. Nineteen ninety five and early. When i was six for people who didn't even listen to the podcast. One hundred percents on the the most robin akiva podcast episode. Ever that we got so much feedback just on the title which. I hate that Yeah and this titled means nothing so we'll get no feedback no other than the chapelle completed. I'm sure there's a lot of those people really guys. Is this the best week ever the best week ever. Yes all right here to join us to talk about everything having his best week. Ever the great chapelle. Anybody does have any question of whether or not this was the best week. Ever look no further than i i. I will weigh in and say that no it was not it was not but but we're gonna make the best of it though. Format is based on the early two thousands. Vh one series called best week ever which was kind of a spin off of. I love the eighties. I love the ninety s where they took instead of a year. They did a week in review and talked about everything that was happening and gave one thing the award for having the best week ever. So that is what we are here to do. But obviously you are the people who are listening to the podcast and not the people who are complaining about the title of a podcast. So we're not talking to you. But i will say we great feedback about the actual episode last week. Akiva tweet this week of somebody. Who tweeted and i wish i had written down. It wasn't chapelle but somebody had said. I wish my husband loves me as much as third wheel. Zach loves neds declassified school survival guide. Oh that's nice it. My wife and i had a good time with all three of those shows You know. I've binged all of my carly this week and no i did not and action. No the actual podcast was very good. I get time. Okay yeah i had a star studded cast like. This was the best. Don't get me wrong. When my first appearance. Jenny artem and touchdown. Tommy not good but man that came in so hot it was so good to hear him like that and of course you had tiktok nicole which is like a coat and in jc as well. If you had a problem with the title. I mean if you just listened to like five minutes i promise should be okay with it is fine. People like complaining chapelle complaining. You start that. Podcast dairy little quibble. It was so good. I was so happy to hear them. All and i'm glad you guys did saw like who would quibble all right so we're here to talk about the big pop culture stories. Chevelle is this only your second bryn appearance. Has it been this long since the when when were you when we back on. This is my third appearance. I think i look. I have been a longtime listener. Napping dream of the day where. I was get a chance to talk to you guys but i have. I'm sorry family matters. I'm probably gonna hit five times faster than anybody else. Who has my hat ready ready. Because this is the third time. And i believe there's some chapelle on the on the horizon for the bracket month and march. He's right he's right so i'm creeping up on time number four. Yeah so this is fine. This is exciting and this was your idea that you pitch to do Best week ever so. We are going to take a look at a bunch of different pop culture stories that were submitted from the listeners. On social media toss. Do you wanna talk at all about your affinity for the actual. Vh one version of best. Week ever yeah. Yeah that's cool. When i came up with the idea. I thought about best week ever and i think actually didn't make up the idea of my own but i thought about it because you know there's always something going on and it's always a quick topic on twitter. Everyone's laughing at and then we move onto the next topic. Everything moves so quickly. That i think a lot of that stuff we could kind of dive into it and and talk about it because a lot of it just becomes re tweets follow me on twitter. Which a lot of people do but a lot of people are blessed to not. You'll see like. I quickly will graze. Go to all of these topics very quickly and just move onto the next thing as the news cycle reset itself and so when i was in high school i was different. I used to watch the h. One best week ever. And i live for it. All the comedians on there were great. They would talk about these topics. I would never have any type of insight into otherwise saw about favorite comedian. Our favorite labor show favorite comedian on the show. Oh no there were so many now. I don't think i could just pick one. But i remember specific topics a little bit better. I know like i remember. They talked about wife swap. And the the woman who was yelling about the gargoyles always stands out to me. That's an iconic figure in reality tv but you know they would go through all of these moments the soup also. I did not as much as best week ever. I think they're funny. Joel mchale district to him. It was always. It was always fun to kind of see them. Wrap it up with. This person is having to best week. Ever so you know. I remember at the stewart getting out of jail and then getting show with snoop dogg and the idea that this felon would be on. Tv with snoop dogg and so she was having the best week ever. It's all i like that. And i thought we could incorporate that into recap okay akiva. You have the rundown. What's the top story to discuss this week. Yeah i mean we could. We should at least start because the episode is called best week ever chapelle probably not having the best week of his life to be serious for second he lives in texas. He's a tough week. So maybe we could start a little bit with. What's going on in texas. The ted cruz story stuff like that. And then we get into more fun stories after. Yeah to be completely transparent. I've i've had a bad. We close a friend and had to sit through a blizzard in the middle of central texas. And so you know the irony of this being the best week ever. Podcast is not lost on me. But i'm gonna try to keep up with you guys despite it so for the listeners. I apologize in advance. But i don't know any of the topics we're talking about today because i haven't had electricity and we will see if i can keep up with robin akiva. Surprise me with. What are the candidates for the best week ever is week. How long were you without power for so originally we were out the first day or two kind of. It wasn't rolling. But i i would lose internet often and then a couple of my family members start to come to live with us once our power kind of stabilized so we were fine the rest of the week but now we have ten people staying at the chapelle bedroom bed and breakfast and yeah it was fun because now people are sharing my with and also my kitchen and my bedroom and this room that i'm in right now and all the other rooms in the house because there was nowhere to go. People didn't have water so all around pretty crappy week. But i'm sure somewhere there's some good stuff going on and talk about it chapelle at any point. Did you consider going to cancun. Cancun is always in the back of my mind home so yeah considered just a second ago actually but oh i see that some people are able to move on that a lot quicker than i. I notice there ted cruz and might have decided to find refuge on the other side of the wall answer. Ted cruz could digest so easily but here we are. Kiva this big. This was a big news story This week of ted cruz. He went went to cancun and seemingly like impromptu. When i first heard this story. I thought like oh. He must've just had plans to vacation this week. And then made a bad call of two nypd. Cancel his vacation plans which i could sort of owner like okay. You know where. You're getting ready okay. This is the week we're gonna. We're gonna lock going on in january but february. You were taking the trip to cancun. But it seems like this was an impromptu trip. Yeah and i understand. It's hard to tell your kids like. Hey no we can't go on the trip but a you said they just came up with. Hey we have no power or like we might not have any power. I'm sure now is getting fixed house. I anyway But like well. Let's go to cancun and then be like Well how about this. His kids are twelve nine right. He has two kids they if they so desperately needed to go to cancun is stupid. Wife could've taken them. Why is he going. It makes no sense of a stupid wife. How come on listen. She'd like she could've told them not to go. But when my doors were twelve nine they could have flown the mexico themselves. Maybe they should have take them and from the airport But like one parent is enough so then like know then the compounding with the lie that like hey i just you know i i was just going to take them there when he had the giant suitcase. There's two parents. They're not one percent on earth believed it in like but then of course they're like the peace there is this don's was the the group chat being blown up which was wild that like revealing that they thought of it last-second which is amazing. Yeah yeah i my take on. This is completely not political at rafael. Looked at the snow coming are. Let's get the heck out of here and go to cancun and part of me i feel. I am not an elected representative of the state. I can't just get on a plane. Leave my state hanging up. Look i was here in the middle of this. And i was taking in people and get groups i had to do was get the hell out of here and although that is a very interesting move of self preservation is also kind of selfish this moment in so i can see why he got so much so much feedback from that and it's all being negative. Also he lied and he throws kids under the bus like my daughter came up with this. And i was trying to be a good dad like his wife could not be a good mom. You just handled it. I guess he had to grab it suitcase packed for the week and then go to make the turnaround trip like he was like he made it like. They were just trying to go to grandma's house over the river through the woods but instead he went through. Tsa in a panerabread in the middle of an international parade. He just goes it. Decides to travel because of this vacation need from his daughter like if nothing else if nothing else. Cohen is still happening rafael. Why did you not stay. you'll ass. No i sympathize with people who were stuck with me in the is with us. Take that the peace again not to get people's lives and kids involved but the most wild teases that like it just came out today like oh by the way in his kids school. You need to quarantine for seven to ten days if you if you leave. If you leave the country and you're not even allowed on zooms they don't even let you want. If you leave the country to like this disincentive from leaving the country i thought that was wild but It's just funny just because like so many congressmen and people are like running to texas to help any bread away but listen. They'll do that so it just seems like he didn't think this through at all because i feel like that there would be like a press conference source or or something that would be like. You would need to see him. Was he gonna fake it with like a zoom background. His background you know how some people have the tropical background. Here's what have been his office. He's like on the beach with tropical background. Yeah he didn't do it if you're if your state is falling apart they're going to look for the people in charge of the states and that is you remember crews like how did you not think we were gonna find you. Also ted cruz at the airport. People are gonna take pictures of you anyway. You know like. I saw ted cruz at the airport is going to be in something that is going to listen to know he was going to get caught. So it'd be ready means that he didn't think anyone care you know what is real. Crime is ultimately not being enough. Because a half these congressmen. They would have just flown private and known would've ever caught them. Yeah when they walked to the houston airport and he got busted keeping your head. He fly first class and his family flew coach. You know if that was part of the story you love that. Move but yeah. I don't think. I think it was in like economy. Plus i think it was like the front of the regular part of the plane. Doesn't they call you. Don't be cheap to cut costs anyway. 'cause he didn't private but you know i it's spring for you know business class if i if i could for me but his daughters. They could sit in coach by themselves. They have each other and he has his wife. His wife is like a partner. Goldens max but golden sex. But i guess he does. He's not like a billionaire like a lot of a lot of other elected representatives but Yeah no it's just an interesting move. Yeah definitely interesting. Didn't love it all right exactly. Why ashamed back by the way. That must have been brutal. Imagine him on the play back the knicks morning. He was pictures for a few days. could you imagine sitting like arowar behind ted cruz. Like look at this jerk. I would've i would've read like he have been so tired of my commentary. Like excuse me miss. Mr flight attendant could you. Could you please tell the guy a couple of rules. Like what rosa hit that. He's an asshole. Could you ask them how. How is trip was. I wouldn't let up. Oh my gosh you know what what you do this. You have to be open to the scrutiny. And you know he's taking it on a chain of teams he to out of it but now he's just got he's got a in. What do you think about blowing up. The group chat chapelle who snitched on his wife so good. It's so good other layers like even just the lying. And we like my. I was trying to be a good dad. Have you tried to be a good state representative. Well yeah. I think you try to be a good day your daughters they live in this state to and i'm sure if you stuck around and maybe raise some money your path about water it would probably make more of an impact than going. It's been the weekend cancun. But what do i know how to run a state Him are you want to go to something else on your list akiva. Yeah we could talk about we will. Let's talk. Let's go to mars for a second. Let's get off this place to mars chapelle. Would it didn't people would not have been able to take. A picture would not have been as mad if he said. Hey look we are trying to get this space program off the ground that taking my family to mars right now. There's okay now now. I wouldn't have complained. Oh god like out gotta be lobbying to get him to stay. Like what do we have to send up there to get him to make the just hang out because it see the little less cowardly say tomorrow a brave trip to make. Yeah it's not a very trip cancun. Yeah no mars would have been a good one. So he could have hitched a ride with What's it called the perseverance Yeah i respected that more okay. What's what's the story about the new mars rover. i mean. i don't know the story. I'll be see. Here's the thing i like. I'm not a space guy. Rob i sort of like. Click away yeah. There's any space of an amazing marvel. Th the tweet that resonated most with me this week was From kevin he said not same. Attention span is short. But i guess he'd meant shot not not saying my attention span is shot but there was the twenty six second clip of never before seen footage from the surface of another planet and at ten second mark. I was like all right. I think i get it and swipe away. I'm a little bit with like that. Like i appreciate their efforts of going to mars or the moon or whatever But i you know. I don't know i i like i'm not i'm not gonna watch the video of of like there was a lot of this tweet. You have to watch this. Entire video of the surface of mars. And i can give. I feel like you did kind of get it. After ten seconds like this there was nothing there. yeah. I watched about five seconds realized. It wasn't like the intro to the mighty morphin power rangers. 'cause i did read the caption i just thought like. Oh after ten thousand years i'm free. I was waiting for it and it ever kicked in. So i was like oh. This isn't power does it all. This is boring space. I'm sure someone loves it but never be now. All anti-space no i'm not anti space cappella argument. Yeah i d- for me. I'm just like we do. The mars rover thing like this. This remake of the mars rover chapelle. I'm a little bit sort of like you know we. We just did this. Why did we have to reboot the franchise of mars rover bringing it back. So you think they're gonna review reviewed the like mars mars attacks will. We're going to bring it back with a emma stone to play glenn close. We'll get to that so in landing the mars rover perseverance. So i know. The original mars rover got shut. Shut down eventually so they sent the new one up there. So the mars rover perseverance. That akiva entryway needed to survive. What they called. Seven minutes of terror. Is there anything in your life. Experience that you could relate to the seven minutes of terror. It takes to land on mars. I- anytime i drive seven minutes of terror. I went in the car Yeah i don't like also what's the end game with mars like. Are we gonna live on mars what we wanna do where we check me out if there's alien life there. I'm already known as an anti alien person. I don't think there's any life there But like what about another planet. Can we land on jupiter venus and one of these places see. What's going on there i. It just doesn't me why i think we have. We have pictures of venus and it's like very yellow. that's a little cooler just because it's a little more science fiction. Yeah let's super hot. there also are like wh. What's the goal. Is the goal to live on mars or like what about the moon like i need. I don't know. I feel like we were doing this fifty years ago. Let's just cut out with space. No more space than like spend the money domestically. Yeah it was. It's a choice to go to mars for sure. I think i think the goal. Yeah they're trying to find a life signs of life and also collect samples of rock and stuff to bring to earth to test and all this other stuff for god knows what reason i was actually more fascinated by the people who were like the team members behind the perseverance right like this is the most ethnically diverse group of people. I've ever seen that wasn't on a mcdonald's commercial. Everybody in his. They found every minority within two hundred yards of the place. And just say come on. Let's give you working on the rover because it was like. Wow this is what the big brother cast supposed to look like this microcosm of america or something like that so yeah i was nato with that. I do not care about life being on mars. But i'm happy we we accomplish something this week. It's cool to see that or being from houston chapelle or people more into space there or or no. They don't care. It's not like the home team. They root for them. We re for the rockets year. And i don't i root for the astro the baby so much. Care about space honestly. Yeah people were excited about this. But yeah i. It is a legitimate question. If the ends justify the means for all of the the money that gets put into sending stuff off to go explore mars none of us watch the krill space force show right now now seem pretty bad. I don't know if anybody watched it. I don't think anybody watched it. I think they probably spent like a zillion dollars on it. Paid him a couple million an episode and then it just went and died Okay but knowing that you're right. I'm sure one hundred million people watched it but i don't know a single person to watch that Cbs sitcom okay and it. It took with six months for that thing. The land like it launched last year. Like get there to get there but then yeah was. The seven. Minutes of terror was demanding. Okay yeah very stressful. Working for nasa you spend your whole life on like one or two things explode the moment it hits the out like the atmosphere getting ercole like i do work just like lying on the moon forever Rob rabbi like the podcast and game. Where if you have a bad one you just the next week you just along. Yeah yeah yeah. Perseverance is going to search for evidence of ancient life nutty mars climate geology and collect samples. That will eventually be returned to earth by the twenty thirties. So we're playing the long game with the perseverance. If everything goes well. I can't wait to see what finds which rocks a fines on mars Staying twenty thirty states. Yeah you can. You can wait a choice. Yeah we'll get to the covering that on robin podcasts number. Eight hundred ninety seven cents very ambitious there. Yeah i'll come keep what else Okay lot of other things to talk about this. This really blew my mind. I know we've got three three big basketball heads here so i thought we could talk about this for a second. They like in. Sort of the crypto universe. They got more things that are sort of well. You really don't want to talk about as divorce. I forgot about that. All right max. You're going out to us what we're real in real real today. So it wasn't on my list. I forgot about it. The biggest pop culture story of the year. It's going to have to wait because a thirteen seconds. Zion williamson. That's a basketball player. For those non basketball people listening. Yeah a highlight of him blocking a shot sold for one hundred thousand dollars okay. I'm sorry what can you explain. The top shinawatra transit. Because i've i've heard about it. I've heard gary talk about it on podcast. I don't get it then. So you can buy a sports highlight and you own it. But it's not like when martin shkreli bought the wu tang cd or but and he was the only person that had it other people still have it. So what do you own you. Basically it's think about it as a basketball cord but instead of a card it's online so it's a highlight. It has like a number so there are there's a bunch of this very highlight But for some reason the one that's worth the most with all of these highlights is whatever your jersey number is. I know that sounds insane. But that's what it is so if your number twenty three then like the the twenty third highlight of is the is the valuable once. Zainab leaves one so then so this is the sixth episode of rene is the most valuable episode. Yes i'll check with. You sure wasn't the one hundred first episode because that was my debut. Yeah that's that's the best seller. Also i here. So it's all for andrew thousand dollars you don't own the highlight it's not like espn wants to show. This highlight they have to license the footage from you. You have no but it's just like you have you know it's like it's basically not tangible basketball card I these things are all going to be worth either millions of years. We're more likely literally zero dollars. Akiva could you imagine if you told your wife. Oh boy guess what mera. I just bought the top shot of the zion williamson blocking and shot for a cool one. Hundred k yeah. Yeah i would have to explain so many words. Yeah no. I can't even imagine like the guy who bought it. I imagine he's having the same conversation with his girlfriend. Or whatever like it. It doesn't make any sense to me. These things i saw. This guy has a girlfriend did not exist a month ago. I think like i think. Are i think counseling may be going to. There are people who are definitely buying these. But i fear that this market is gonna crash. Big time people are just looking like for bitcoin. Jason things and i mean did either of you collect real basketball cards when you were a kid. Baseball any sport. I had some baseball cards. But i would not necessarily say that. He was like an impressive collection. Had a ton of sports cards but none of them worth or will ever get me or whatever thin ten thousand dollars on you know. I can't i can't relate but i can't say they're from our experience in. What was the one hundred thousand dollars in my experience of collecting these things. I will tell you that none of them have got me any money. And so who. They're probably at the bottom of somebody's landfilled now. Because i don't have any more. But i think his idea that this is going to be valuable more valuable when as it might be a flawed idea. I don't know just feel like we might be moving past. The collector's item days. I could be wrong but from you. Does anything no i collect. Podcast appearances true. I wear them around my neck like one of those macaroni. Every time i get what. I just put another piece of macaroni. Keep the do you think the top shot is going to be anything. I think there's a very good chance. It's worth literally like what zero. I don't think it stays. This is going to be worth like from one hundred. It's gonna go eighty or one twenty. I think it's going to be. I think it's going to be zero or millions and this one out. I watched it. It's it's fine. It's it's not about the cloud even making a basket is being shot. And what happens if someone who had health problems ratings career like ends up being a boss like that means that no one will care about zion williamson and fifteen years very likely. Do people care about cordless williamson now started date. They don't so the odds of this going down like ninety nine percents regular season game right. I block thing. Yeah so the who was getting blocked me beasley or poorly veasley down in history as not only the guy with the hundred thousand dollar block shot. He's got some personal issues. That have been highlighted. No one's ever gonna remember the basketball player if this stuff keeps happening to him. I i don't think me beasley the bad player. But i definitely think that he's getting. His career is getting a clip. Spa this drama larson pippen and drugs and you know he's got a lot going on today. Just put this on top. This is the cherry on top. This is now thirty. Two fans podcast. We're talking about random minnesota timberwolves but if there was like some sort of the either a licensing fee or on your own this clinic like even if you don't have to pay anything but at least the bottom of the screen like courtesy akiva winokur every time you show the clip. At least that would be something. This is worth nothing. It's nothing i don't. I don't get it. Yeah no i think he should be able to make money off of the clip circulating anytime. It appears on anything. You what they're doing for this thing is only ask card. You just don't own it and by the way isn't top. shot already. Licensed by colby donaldson when he made the show of shooting. Little little bit of Maybe trademark issue there. We could sue them. I wonder one way to top shot. That's full till i show. This was a choice. This is also a choice. i don't get it. I really wish there was a way that could benefit from this. And i just don't know what they expect to happy. Thank you on this also know. This is a sign. You have too much money. You should give more charity. You're spending hundred thousand dollars on. Yes yeah for sure and then you guys in cancun right now. He's not he's not going to just sit art for this year or are all of the nba clips available for sale on top shot. That's a good question that can you go. Get vintage clips. Collect like that every five million on top shots tomorrow. That would go for so much mind. And i would. I would blow it up. He'll never you can wipe it from the internet by delete. It looks celebrities. Do that all the time. Like i've heard rumors there'd be say we'll go in and say this is not a flattering picture of me. It doesn't exist. And so you know i'm like. Hey what what is that. All of our podcasts. Akiva what are we getting beyond team on there to like to to get cut off the internet. By the way we're nap twenty-sixth keita's mystery episode. How that was the debut of my sister A episode that highlighted. You so that was good. Did we decide on what the worst episode was We don't want to say yeah buckling like this. You know these ion williamson and not episode coming in and just blocking you. That's right wait. I just realized what this is. This is a kiva. Buying the rights to the sleepover. Podcast oral history but air. Yeah he wipes it from the internet. You on sale has to me. If i'm not behaving on edited you'll say like i'll drop it. I'll tell you don't use speak out. I'll drop it if rob really wanted to be a philanthropist. Would auction that off. Yes we suggested a one. I'm like the owner of that podcast. Email in your bids. How much would you and you can do. Whatever you want with it rob. You still have the audio. I still have it somewhere. Lindsey wilson version is far superior to that tang albums. Great either dropped a great album in a while. It's really like the novelty of having only if you wanna be for charity if you wanted to be the only owner of the it's kind of like until anybody sees it. It's awesome But i think part of it is like the excitement of having never seen something like that like you know. It's probably gonna be worse but just you know like the fact that you're the only person who's seen it makes it better upright rob. We finally get into what we all know. You really want to talk about this week. I just think it's the biggest story of the week No yeah. I feel like i have we. Have we done the kardashian. Talk here in one hundred. Twenty one episodes of rob accumulated podcast. Sure they've come up. We haven't we didn't do seem three upset. Seven of of keeping up with the kardashians. Yeah about him in konya a are getting a divorce. Yeah how long have they been together since two thousand fourteen fourteen off the top of your head. No chapelle have you kept up with the kardashians here and there i like. I like to pop my head in and know what's going on with them because it's really easy to keep up with the kardashians because they televised everything that happens to them. You know you think that a divorce would be ultra private and people's mental health issues and of that nature would be something you want to keep your head but not chris kris. Jenner says nope we are going to air it out for the world to see it and we're gonna make money off of it a powerful woman who knows how to how to use what she got to get what she won't and so it's been very easy to kind of popped my head in on the crashing against these last few years. Can we say who do we. Think is the gonna come out as the winner of the kim and kanye divorce. There's no real winners in divorce. Of course of course. That's what sad is a winner of the bill belichick. Tom brady divorce now. It's true that is true. There's clearly I think it is interesting because when when they started getting married like is one of the greatest artists of all time. These kim kardashian. And i do think like her star wrote so much. Yeah in his didn't over the time and that part of that is the kardashian. Pr machine keep themselves on top. That like. I do think she's coming out on here. I agree i agree. I think kim up on you down. Yeah she has the most support for sure like just like you say a pr wise. She's gonna flip this into some money in be. Yeah she's also it'd be at a write her book and tell her story about being married to kanye west and stuff so a lot of money coming that way but also. I'm very proud of congress. He had a pre-nup so you know he was able to protect themselves. Thirty -ironically probably move. Because now she has more money than him for sure for eight. I think he was like when they were buying stuff. He was spending the money out years but also like she's she's gone to the moon since they since they started. I asked to do a lot of research on this. I think they're both worth over a billion dollars So there's really they have like four forbes or fortune one of those magazines did like a deep dive in the county's finances and said he's not a billionaire recently but he has like seven hundred million. He doesn't need a handout. From the three of us you know will this divorce be a blow to his political career. had like no votes in the election really blew by like it was the big story for a day. We chester went over this on defense he got a shockingly low number of votes And he was losing to third. The third party candidates. You've never heard of a lot of states wasn't on the ballot. Is that if you're going in there. And you're like i hate trump but i i also managed to invite in like. Wouldn't you rather vote for kanye then. I don't think than anybody was thinking that. Yeah absolutely no. We'll nobody thought that because he didn't get more than like five thousand votes in almost any state It's a fair assessment. Considering our former president was a reality tv star as well so you know maybe that was brought out a new level of you know fandome for voting you know like all the tv stars are going to get behind the kardashians. Are they going to get behind trump. So did you ever watch young rock. this week. I did not use the year is twenty thirty. Two and the rock is running for president of the united states It's unclear if the rock has gone into politics before sometime in twenty thirty two or running celebrity. Yeah let me guess. The rock does not say what political party. He's running he was. yeah he he does. Not you know you. You assume that he's probably a democrat. But maybe there's somebody running to his left you don't know what the king of being the middleman. Yeah he he'll never tell you. What political party like all sides are bad. everyone's You know he. The rock is almost like he's a little bit kardashian. A tell me. If i'm wrong but he you know i think like he's just always getting in staying in the news. I like him. he's in. He's the opposite of cartagena. The kardashians are like they find a way to like. Make the drama work for them that the rock almost has like no drama in twenty five some odd year career. No in fact no drama to the point where his right. His ex wife is literally still has partnered kardashian brand is scandal now right but i'm saying like he's always sort of doing a thousand projects at a time. Yup as opposed to like a lot of people in his sorta stratosphere like the tom cruise do one every other year He's always staying in the news. You know he'll he's very active on social media and appears to be him tweeting if you him adam and you have like a blue tick as my daughter would say like he'll Or spa now. Interesting rock but but so but first of all. What's your review of young of young rock. It was fun fun. It's it's an interesting premise. That they have the rock go through three different timelines including akiba a. What might be interesting to you. They have the youngest rock. Is you see him like his dad. Rock johnson and there is a andre. The giant is a character in the youngest wrong timeline. Although i think the under the giant they got his way too small to casper that you have the biggest guy. But let's see gee. I could've they could've done a better job. Get the camera closer to this guy. Rock guy no. I'm actually waiting for young stone. Cold steve austin. Drop of the series. I wanna watch. Yeah but i mean everyone's the right guy because he doesn't have a thing he's just kind of rock he's there and he's he's popular. He's accessible always. He's as middle of the road. He doesn't have a lot of drama. It's hard. It's not hard to get on the rack on these things but wrestling. No the story of somebody like you know. Super dramatic and drama film. Like give me the young foley mankind and you one of those different timelines different characters. Jack akiva a young rock. Also that he's in in one thousand nine hundred ninety. He is at the u. And the first step armstead and russell maryland are characters. Also and his co. also character. I think he is. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Position coaches code full podcast on reviewing a young rock with the co host of the wrestling. Wrap up and matt scott if you wanna check out in the past podcast feed Yes so young rock. I do what are you. What would young rob look like. What are the three three eras. So there's chorus the future story. It would be what is twenty thirty two or doing what is what is like one thousand nine hundred nine rob doing and what is baby. Rob doing young in the sitcom all right side it. Yeah i feel like that. The the The the version of me that is You know has no friends and nothing to do. That's the twenty twenty one version. Twenty one version their no. No so that yeah. I'm a kid and you know nobody wants to talk to me. And then the second one. You're like maybe probably yeah. I'm in college and still nobody wants to talk to me and then thirty two. Yeah and. I don't know that. I thought that they are they on the rock is it's like he's ten he's fifteen and he's eighteen. There's three different kids. Yes is three different versions of the rock rock. This how many like as himself in future and he's himself in two thousand thirty two but those are probably very few scenes. Can't it's unclear. And he's going to be an anthology where you visit all three of the timelines every week or or timelines or if like low fusing it is kind of confusing. This is cool because you know. We know that you've gone from nobody went saw can use. Nobody wants to talk to you too now. everyone doctor. You don't wanna do anything you know you're saying will drop by twenty thirty two. Yeah yeah sounds like it by twenty three to like lost everything. And i'm like remember when the harrison. Yeah now it's seven. Am rob seven. Am his time robs on clubhouse talking to anybody is a big switch from king clubhouse king of clubhouse next week i wanted to clubhouse mailbag i figured out okay. Let's do it okay with kim economy. Who's going to be the first to have a significant other. Kim more con- in great question. It's got to be kim. You think it's it'd be kinda keep quiet like even if he date someone he i think he's over this wyoming got set up in wyoming. Yeah sarwah he lives in wyoming. He's he's in. He's he's getting the ranch in wyoming and then came is gonna keep the places in la. Yeah definitely next to pop out with with a significant other or at least speculation for the next guy. Seen in a car with her is going to get a news article about him. You know but i feel like that. The kim side of things is like the kardashians calculated. Like they're going to have a release schedule of. Okay so all right so kim. You're going to get back on the dating scene in may twenty twenty one. We're gonna announce a rumor that you're seeing this person on june ten. If connie in meet somebody he meets somebody. Yeah like we. We committed a minor. Kim's political move internet relationship. Right like who's the guy who want to plant the picture of kim walking down the street where to get the rumors starting like timothy salloway said the guy He's like oh him walking down in industry. Because that's always going to take. And i like kim kardashian a lot i think like you say a lot of the things that the credit ashes do very calculated But i hope that she finds real love. And it's not so you know under the public you know i mean i feel. They have so many little kids. It's sad that they got divorced kids right. They've like three. At least there's at least three Yeah saint and north north chicago com. Okay okay all right. Just a little said yeah. I do think like it's a shame that kris jenner is all those kids because it would be interesting if she was like if kris jenner sort of extended her reach other families like what she could do just like other celebrities you know. I feel like that woman if she's very lancaster. Right like there's something very serve me and my kids. Nobody else banners and i don't like the credentials. I'm an anti them. But i don't know that. Chris i would not cross akiva it when konya got kim. The hologram of robert kardashian her birthday. That's sort of like top shot. It is a little bit like top shot. I think costs like a million or two million dollars also in my favorite part of that was like how is she had. They had the dad talk. About how smart kanu was. One of the reaching uses time kanye west like all robots talk about a smart. I was gonna regret that a little bit now knowing that like Maybe that was his hail. Mary shot not getting divorced. But like in hindsight the fact that they're getting divorced then he any like blue two million dollars there maybe like. Maybe he could've spent it on a lawyer. Something to drop in the bucket for this up on a billion whatever this is. that's a. That's a gift that no one ever forget. So you know. He did when he needed to do. That was a good move. I this has been a tough road for both of them for sure. They have come so far from rapper and and famous girlfriend to like why i think they were having church services. So she like the first lady of church of kanye. They've done it all. So i i with akiva. I'm interested to see what chris decides to do next because now they have a slew of children they could. Just i mean even over the kardashian junior flintstone kids or like the muppet babies you lot of all up and let them go on shenanigans antics and record it too. I think there's she has a well of a subjects now. It's kind of control into make some money off of the kardashians have new content. Deal with hulu see. So it's all it's all happening for the kardashians akiva tiny toon adventures nations' Kim what else on. You wanna talk about claudia conway on american idol. I'd like to talk about that. So yeah so. Are you familiar with kellyanne conway. Yes she's the one she's the lady who her daughter was like a making those talks and everybody about the crazy stuff to she was saying yes. The background tiktok. Delete that now famously. Have called Kellyanne conway and george conway most interesting marriage in america now. Did i really say that. I think he did. Yeah i mean. I think that's like a cold take but it's like what of a year. There's a lot going on there. You agree you agree with the statement. Right i mean it is an interesting in the fact that they're like totally on the opposite of the spectrum in like Not on the opposite. he's like a centrist. But like the it is. It is weird. I i do feel like in general i feel bad but this is sort of the strangest place that the story has gone so that they like in the middle of probably the election or when i don't know when they film american idol because this is like the early rounds like not the live shows by the way. The biggest shock of the story was still making american idol. I don't know what's on the game. The host okay. yeah right. it's canine perry lionel ritchie. And is it. Kelly clarkson but those are the judges question. Mark used to host thinks. Still secrets does like rock. That guy does not let anything go. That guy has that forty jobs at once so cloudy conway daughter of and kellyanne conway. She is sort of like blown up on tiktok. Because there's like all these videos and and it is questionable of like you see videos where like she's like. I'm on tiktok. Whatever and then kellyanne conway comes that thaw sweating going to kill. It goes crazy. And like and i know at one point like they were all going to get off twitter and whatever then here. She is in the like the american idol auditions. Like the the william hung phase of the tryouts and here is cloudy conway. And she was on the premiere of american idol. This week and she's going. Hollywood was he's good no right. I think she's sort of like she's generic. She's not like william hong. But i don't think she's like don't i'm just saying that if people are not don't know what we're talking about where we're at that point of the william hong part of the auditions where they sit in front of the judges and she got through. She's going hollywood. But here's what doesn't make any sense to me. And by the way they did they did Addition during the like the election the what does it make sense to me is like who asked for this. Did like who did did kellyanne. Conway arranges with abc. Did they just show up. And they're like this is like an interesting special interest story. Let's put her through to hollywood to push this story long. Who wants this. Why why did they come in and also like they were all on it. It wasn't like that she did it behind her family's back like mom and dad busy like i watched the clips. George conway is there in person. And he's like hugging his daughter when she gets through. Kellyanne conway is like on skype on like the video. Look at coming through. And so i don't know if they felt if she wanted to do it no matter what in the family felt like. Hey this is the first time like we're getting any publicity where it's not. Just people getting mad at us. So guess why not. Maybe to distract her because she was see what the election she was. Just like outing everything like. Why don't you just for american idol. She broke that kellyanne. Conway had cova talk pushed her off to go. Oh don't you want to go do american idol. Yeah but if you do american idol you can't upload into because you don't want to find out that you did american idol. It's against the contract away. I was i was wrong. Just i before. I get bef- please put your phones down to under the judges are katy perry lionel richie and luke bryan along with ryan seacrest. Sorry kelly clarkson bones bobby you that. He is the mentor. I don't know yeah there. How the mighty fall with american idol. Wait a minute one. Bobby bones is a mentor and so is tyra banks as a guest. Mentor is an my reading this correctly. What is happening. Yeah and your back in person. I think they did like an all like a virtual last season. But they are back in in person for american idol. Twenty twenty one. Does anybody care about the winner of american idol. Like you know those first few win now other than money because it's not like you're gonna become after you win right like that's one of my problems with one of the cool parts about the early seasons of shows like american idol. Not on the voice. You well survivor. You get a million dollars at least like what are you. If you're not winning huge cash prize like they're the they're not actually becoming stars. Most of these people they were in seasons one two three of american idol but like other than the prize. They're getting and maybe like a record contract that they're going to be fired from immediately. Wh what are they getting. Because you don't get any fame out of this show you become like you know maybe like you you get a couple buys of your of your debut cd doesn't make any sense to me So it interesting. Yeah do do you know. The girl played curly. Sue left hollywood for like twenty five years. Aim back on the voice on the voice. You did not know that until right like one of the most popular shows on television and it's happening in complete obscurity. All these things like the point of the show it would be like imagine if they played survivor for no money. Rob i they do. It's called big brother. Canada but imagine imagine they played survivor for one hundred thousand dollars canadian. But i do know what i mean like. There's no sticks that's my problem with. That's my problem with american idol. Like it must have a million dollars to win which is nice. That's that's something. But i don't like there's no like who cares wins anymore. I was like hey. I was season of american idol. I made it. You know final eleven right talking about no not right now. Why would you tell somebody i think. The goal at first was to be the american idol. It wasn't even about the re- like you're going to be a national phenomenon. Rally clarkson was a thing and she had movies and television appearances and she was just this big deal and still is to this day and you could say the same about you know people like klay aching and to a lesser degree already but carrie underwood is an american idol. You know for all in all. It's it's purchases or whatever but to be an american idol now and nobody should know that you won. That doesn't they're saying like on the american auto which season nineteen Like oh oh did you. What did what's all you have. I don't i will well. How many how many votes did you get minimal. O- okay. well you know do you know. Carrie underwood you know. What do you have to hang your hat on. You didn't get me ryan seacrest. Virtually think so deeply. It wasn't exploitive from american idol. To have claudia conway as a contestant. Yes definitely there's some. There's some legitimate a mental health issues. Possibly on the side also. I think it's very exploited exploitative or whatever i what is. Abc going for here. Like i don't think like who. Who is this appealing to like. It's not like republicans sweet and it's not like a you know liberals or anyone in the senate was like this is interesting. I the only thing they're doing is like oh. I didn't know american idol was still on next week. That's the only thing that we're talking about it so it worked. That's true hollywood east the clip eventually. Because play you sing. Critique cars up. Okay here's a little bit of claudia conway. On american idol love is the answer. It is okay you watch your to your nice news chapelle. She's going to hollywood turning your chair around. Who was not bad. It's fine line but the o's are like like are you the next american idol it. Also how dare you. You can sing a dale. Like sarah singers. And they're the dale like so you think around. That's cool dairy highly here and seeing dale but yeah just to go back to what you're seeing earlier like. I think it is sad. I think that that american idol needs cloudy conway more than claudia conway american idol. I think she is has like a millions of of tiktok followers. And i think they're like okay. She's huge on tiktok aren't let's get her. She will get nothing from this. There's nothing to gain from this except for like no one's watching so no one's gonna even know if she put on tiktok she would get more views. Doesn't sing well enough. Like mom comes in and takes the phone. You think This see we'll get more views on tiktok from the kobe. Scam issue the exposure. She gave her mom then. She will this entire season. I think that the mom gave her the exposure chapelle true to covid but but she will get more views for sure for that. The the viewership of american idol and incidents hardy. Yeah okay. could we get tiktok. Nicole on american idol. Maybe of course sing yes. It doesn't matter no wrong conway. One point seven million followers on tiktok. Pretty good yeah. Which is how many close american idol viewership ship two weeks from now. we'll be like four million. So that's she's got a bigger reach. You could just pepsi sell your ads on her on her two extremes that have on the show a much cheaper more morton free money. Okay i keep what else. Yeah do you wanna talk about. let's go to. Let's go to chain restaurants perfume and yes a lot of chain restaurant news this week. Do you wanna talk about the cheesecake factory. First arby's okay. The you rolling. You don't like cheesecake factory man. I've said this before. This is the same restaurant. Seventeen times applebee's is the same chili's is cheddars. I think the top tier. Yeah but it's the same. It's the same food or been i've never been to any of those restaurants. You mentioned you know. Save your money and pick applebee's because it's the same food at the cheesecake. Factory is a lot cheaper than one can make one restaurant. Kosher that i could eat their chapelle between applebee's chili's cheesecake factory. And arby's what would i be ruining ford arby's is not in the same leeann. No that's like a lower. That's that's not like fast food arby's fast food. The food parties highly debatable. I think yeah if you got to pick one of those do the cheesecake factory because at the very least the cheesecake factory has good cheesecake. Yeah i don't know if chiles has good anything for affected applebee's does not have anything good so there's that but yeah cheesecake factory. You could come up. On some good kosher cheesecake. I would go with that I like quantity. I liked the idea and again. I've never been to cheesecake factory. I like the that. There's that menu has everything. I'm a big quantity guy so you can get like six different things and hope one of them is good. Yeah this right up your alley dan. Yeah so what's the cheesecake factory story. We'll do quickly. But they said there was a viral tiktok where they it showed a cheese cheesecake factory cat. I don't know i'm trying here. Tomczak one fifty one Have you ever filled out a job application. That asked you consider your thoughts on life. And the inherent goodness of humankind if your interests no then you probably have applied to work at the cheesecake factory leaf lately viral tiktok spite spotlights. One of the oddest the most intense job application questions. You're ever likely to see as the video uploaded by caitlin aldridge. Wanted to slice of cheesecake factory candidate questionnaire as the candidate the applicant to consider their views on the state of the world and humanity. As a whole. The question is when i look at the world around me. I have little hope for mankind. The properties below the applicant to choose one and five options. Strongly disagree disagree. Neutral agree or strongly agree Seems like a little aggressive for cheesecake factory aggressive. But i will say you sit down to eat at the restaurant and the server comes out and is feeling like you know this is. This is pretty much for human. I like kinda. Like i kinda got it like a if i'm ready to get into that with my server. Yeah especially if he works at the cheesecake factory because that means that he already has a low. You know a low standard of what is going on in the world around him and then he also had to clock in at the cheesecake factory so this going to reinforce the world the world around them sucking because the food there is not great. It's fine it's fine. After it's a great franchise to work for. Because they hold their employees is such a high standard you know their view society but at the end of the day like yeah. You're going to have to be pretty optimistic. If you want me to keep working at the cheesecake factory i'm going. I'm going to need positive reinforcement all the time because seeing that menu and that lackluster food is definitely going to make me question. This is the cast. Because i'm sure that there's a lot of people that feel that way and frankly i'll feel that way On occasion myself. But i think the question is. Can you feel that way and still check the box of like no. Everything's fine because that is really the test for the server of like even if things are not fine. Are you able to go to able enact. My things are fine. Yeah i think the only wrong answer is like the the lower. There's there's is clearly a wrong or right answer to this. You always have to answer in the affirmative. I agree that the world is a good place. Always because if nothing else even if you don't feel that way you need to be able to lie about it is that you're having a really bad day when they're coming to get their food they don't care they want to eat and they want you to be pleasant you know some people just want to be left alone but they definitely don't wanna hear you complaining about. Oh my god. Have you heard about this week. Like i got my my trip to cancun. Got cancelled wants to hear that. So thank you for sure. They serving ted cruz and they might or it's ted cruz. The server in that situation now. He's he's definitely did not get past that question on the quiz because he's not a very good liar but to after they cancelled his trip. I'm sure he looked at the world. This place i hate it here like riley take that is a good question because you want someone who's upbeat and positive to be your server. Thank you pretend they are. Yeah yeah they could say neutral or disagree strongly disagree. Maybe it's alright cheesecake factory customer service position. Yeah yeah that's that's the whammy question. That's the question to get your your application thrown out altogether. It doesn't matter your references. Are all this stuff like if you say that the world is a horrible place that means you couldn't even lie on his application point y- completely gives you thrown out kind of like when they ask like have you ever. Is there any situation where you would keep came across like if a if a customer gave you some money would you turn it in or would you keep it. You know those those like fast food. Applications will say something to the customer left a twenty dollar bill too much or something left. What would you do. You're always supposed to say how chased him down and hand them the money dot for their car and make sure they get this twenty dollars or the second option is i will give it to my boss. I will never keep this money. No point is like you with a minimum wage job at heb texas thing. You know like the tip. What if they were so happy with the servants tips. You gotta give it back. That's the question if you owe. What's a tip. And they were happy with me. Yeah starbucks they have like the tip jar there. yeah but that starbucks. That's a different. They do stuff. Different is starbucks but yeah you applied they ask you these questions. Have you ever kept anything from a former job. Yeah yeah. I got markers. And pans got a dry race board for my last job or your home if they asked me that. I'm like no absolutely not what he's talking about your drivers to go safe with me. They ask you at the airport. Who packed your bags. I it doesn't matter pack. Just say pack my bags. Whatever let him out of my sight exact okay and so the restaurant news we wanted to talk about. Rob was arby's yes. Yes what's going on there okay. arby's has a new item on the menu over at of course they're always coming up with a new stuff over at arby's and they're gonna new sandwich. Which i believe is called the meat mountain. A lot of people are talking about it on social media meet mountain. You see my twitter name. Before i started podcasting meet mountains sandwich. Yes okay chance to look at the meat mountain. Yeah typically steer too closely meet mounds with this one came across the top line so i i saw it in my moment of this week. This was interesting. Because i saw the picture of what it was supposed to look like but as you want to keep a no john howard really let me give the description to anybody who is listening has not seen the meat mountain sandwich available. Now at arby's it's the biggest sandwich arby's has ever sold stacked ridiculously high with almost all the meats. And of course at arby's you know they have to meet to chicken. Tenders slices of turkey pit smoked ham corned beef thirteen our smoked brisket. Usda choice angus steak roast beef And pepper bacon is also cheddar swiss cheese somewhere in their limited availability at participating locations. That's a lot. Yeah the picture chapelle shared with us which is a viral tweet. Because the actor as much as it is the sandwich in their sort of pr. Promos stuff looks pretty decent. You see the like the turkey and the and the passenger on me and the corner. Even everything is very symmetrical. And i'm sure. They spent two hours getting their picture. But it looks great. The actual picture that's going viral is one of it. Looks like the sandwiches staring you. First of all with googly is really. It's like it's like you expect. Joe rogan the. Come out and we're like all right each of these and you win. This week's fear factor episode. I recently might have asked if. Rb's was edible on rha. Wrap up for the challenge with alli. Last year she was saying. I don't think allies ever had arby's but i got a lot of feedback. People were saying no arby's is great. You're crazy arby's you should really try it. I swear when you try arby's you're gonna you're gonna change your mind. I think mike bloomberg told me like. Listen now you're jammed back. In the day. I go to the mall. My arby's mike blown. We gotta talk now that i've seen the meats Not impressed first off. Why is this meat so it looks like someone all over. It just took the picture. This is the wettest meet did a autograph far sidey is glistening and like i keep saying it looks like about the talk to you guys seen that what does it sound like like lips looks so it looks edible. I just don't know who would sign up to eat this survivor challenges. You gotta eat the balut like it could have right in the middle kiva. Kosher these would you. would you try it. Almost everything in there would could be kosher except the bacon thing. And i guess i don't know like and there'd be no cheese or it'd be fake if if it looked like the picture on the right like the actual pr picture. I would try it but seeing this. I feel bad for the guy who was smoking. The meat for thirteen hours gb thrown in as like an afterthought yes. I hope that his job application didn't have the state of the world consider job applications going to be like there a six option for like a neely. The world will end soon. The rb doesn't make sense to be like again. I've never had a mo almost all the all the traditional american chain restaurants because they're not kosher arby's in particular has always baffled me because like you know as a jewish guy from new york. Like i i love deli in these things roast beef which is not the best deli like. Why isn't therapist drama. Theme chain restaurant right isn't pastrami much better than smoked brisket or something. Like what is roast beef. Roast beef is. The most average is better than baloney. And salami a salami in american salami. But i but. I don't like i don't know what rose vive is doing. And the roast beef a as like it looks like it. It did like it's it came right off an aquarium. It's daring to eat on as nails speak. Data challenge involving slime meals. And that was kind of what this looks like. Someone told me this sandwich disappeared. I wouldn't think anybody aided. I would think grew legs and walked off. Just got up and live. This is this is definitely alive. Whatever it is. I think the appeal of arby's to defend arby's a little bit dragged on and all ready typing their tweets out until the me. I'm horrible don't have good tasting food. They really good curly flyers. From what i understand. They sell them at the grocery store. So you can buy them but the meets the very thing that they're hanging their hat on it does not the meats. They have the meats. Yeah i see meat. I don't know if it's something that i would want in my mouth but okay also i see the i think the one redeeming factor to the sandwiches the hawaiian sweet roll bread That looks tasty. It also looks wet dryer version of that bread that was my thought of drier version. That brad would be fine. Yeah but this is not rb. Pr person is working overtime. I don't know what they're gonna do. And i'm a person who would if you just put a bunch of meat on sandwich. I'm the guy who would like dry. You know i remember when. Kfc had the double down sandwich which was two pieces of chicken with a piece of cheese and a piece of bacon in the middle. There was nobody was fine. Oh i demolished their bad boy. Sit up here on my high horse saying i don't try lesser foods. I can acknowledge that food is bad. And she'll eat it doesn't. This is my bag. If claudia conway eight this on tiktok with that have been a bigger. Pr stunt then. Going on american idol. Yeah do break. All the viewing records for american idol within the last seven seasons for sure yeah easily easily matter of fact i might just in this to her to see if she's down i'm just gonna tagger into see if she's like he's she could because american idol is based off boats. This is your goal you need to get to the voting round. Look if she can ease her way to the voting round she might have a solid chance. I mean the tiktokers will come out. We need them Should we offer a mailbag appearance to any of our listeners. Who can complete a meat mountains. Which by the end by the text. Podcast no almost fake. Because i'm on instagram. Like i hashtag I use the hashtag beat mountain first of all much different than i thought. It'd be but i think the only picture i see is the one viral picture so i wonder if there's like a viral stunt that like Dr m arby's dot com is not the right The right website. I door dash door dash is like rb. Order it on on jordache do you wanna do you wanna order. Meet man sandwich right now. Rob now goes for the so fun. Come on for the podcast. We'll get it in time for wheel-jam game we're playing in. The patriot grew back okay. Let me see if that's even possible. Or what else you have on the list kiva Okay anything else that you want to talk about the crew ella trailer a lotta people in that. Yes yes nation fans not particularly not at all. That's too many i. I'm fine with one. Hundred one dog seems like too many dogs. Yeah so disney drop the trailer and the stone is crew ella deville and i guess this is like disney's take on like a villain origin story anti hero. Allah the joker. This is the crew ella. Film. who is this four hundred hundred nations. I kinda see ladies point. They wanted to kill all the dogs. Well so i. I think people have stepped away from these disney cartoons. A little bit in noticed it. Maybe some of the villains had a point like so like malefic is the one that comes to mind like she was minding her own business and then they decided to like make her like they did this and so she gets her own her own basically franchise and people people love them movies like yeah exactly what else bother nobody. Y'all did this year cells. Whatever she said happened. I believe her and so i think this is like they did the joker and they really humanize him in his His joaquin phoenix portrayal. And so yeah. I think they're kind of trying to stick to that like well. Let's see what these Villain is really have to offer outside of just being made to look like a crazy person for wanting a fur coat. So i'm excited for this personally. But i don't know who it's supposed to be four. I'm happy it's exist. But i wasn't clamoring for by any means Yeah how are they going to spend this ultimately. This is a woman who wants to make for coats out of dominations correct. I think it's funny because back then she was just like a like a crazy old lady now like we have become so in love with dogs that you need someone. Avoid how is to spend it if she's code in a movie true. Yeah the first weekend. I mean peter. Mike cancel this movie on premise. They're going to be. They're going to be like throwing eggs. But you know Yeah it looks gorgeous. Looks like a like a shot by the way it might be movie. But he's gonna show this to little kids. My kids asked this week. How come every disney movie like. There's never there's like there's always a dead parent every single day to this. I that one because i had been talking about this on Because we were talking about. When i talked to ian terry about the movie smart house that the dad. The mom is just gone and She she passed away and somebody he tweeted me and said that is because walt disney's mom died in a car accident. That's why there's always a dead mom and all these disney movies. That dark is dark dark. Yeah look. I grew up on the disney movies. I remember watching bambi and horror. Okay just thinking like oh my gosh. I can't believe who wrote the so. I'm a child but also remember fox and hound and i remember the lion king and the list goes on this. Disney was just traumatizing. Me slowly throughout the years of my life to the point where i finally was like no. I'm good. I'm good on this. So yeah whoa correla parrot it. Then we're getting the. I don't know exactly how she broke bad. And it was not humanizer as like she's like just like a fun dog lover and then we'll a turn. Yeah and she's got the nicki menaj we're going is where the black and white like little freak week gone career alaska you. What do we think about emma stone. Getting this i have strong feelings about emma stone and i said i'd rather do all the emma stone emma watson emma. Whatever one start. I don't know watching. Its british de. I think i've been dragged for not being high enough on emma stone. Yeah i'm a. I'm a big easy guy. That's very funny into silly. He know i did my dissertation on it. When my thesis on it. When i was in grade you not an easy not. He's he a nickname for kiva. Is that better than a-hole i like. Everything's better than a whole easy. A in schmuck. That's the thing and this segment of easier in the smoke johnny to work that into the into the format of the show for sure just like the a moment. But that's no. Have you got to be the smoke. It's better yeah. We like we the royal. We would know that we mean asshole that way. We don't have to call you an asshole. Easy withstand stand for a whole. Oh yeah let's take. But i'm not seeing meet mountain on my local arby's jordache see i think it's i think it's all pr. I don't think i think it's bogus. Yeah it gets too heavy for the for door to ask people to carry slow mounts. Who might bloom says three. Yes that's true what other villain should get prequel origin stories Is there a design. Who i'm sure he's the villain in someone's story isn't a young young young iraqis knicks. Yeah young young walter white. I mean that's interesting. Yeah yeah. I made like young water. The one who's just like playing with the chemistry in breaking bad like elementary school break bad was already there. A better call saul sir. Say game of thrones. You're go next. Yeah i take it. I wouldn't take something they but that would be compelled. Lx sir say is twelve years old pining over her like twin brother. This s and that. Yeah this is this is gonna look at i. I kind of disney villains. What about young sula. That's interesting and we just mcadoo or something. Yeah i like. I like young. I also probably like what made her go. Better salah that don't remember a little mermaid vividly. I didn't know she wanted areas voice. yeah i think it was a guy. A guy made her go bad. I think it was like she was trying to woo someone. It was something of that nature. I don't know don't drag me for not knowing the little mermaid. I'm your man. What about young scar. You move foster in there. Yeah we're going animated right. We're not going back. We're not going live action lion king. No do animated. Yeah no young pepperdine. How about that. So who's that for you or akiva. Young palpa for is for both we star wars. Yeah def everything. All right young captain kirk can be in there as well Yeah they got. They try that no never mind. I mean that was like star wars star. Trek j.j. Abrams reboot. I keep what else do you watch the bat trailer this week. Now i i don't know anything about mortal kombat chicago mortal kombat guy i was i was. I know the the main canon of care to all these like age newfangled like added on. But i remember like their original lucane and and rating and tana new mortal kombat. Movie coming out akiva. I never i played more. You could get into it. Maybe that could be your new among us. It's the old combat against. I'm sure there's new versions of it. Yeah yeah. I don't know. I think i'm i think among us still the new amongst make movie akiva a my kids asked me to tell them among us bedtime story so it was like ten people and i think it. Actually i mean you do. Our dreamworks could get on this where among us Movie all the different colored space People going on the ship on a mission. Somebody is the impostor somebody is suss chasing people on the ship. I mean i think. I mean they made a damn emoji movie chapelle. They could easily make an among us movie bolt. If you call out there has a. He's already got your number. I'm just saying like there was less there. And they made a movie out of it. I think who make among us like they haven't updated one like any glitch. That was there two years ago is still there. They haven't even have like a lawyer to get stunned. God bless him. I would watch it. But i can spoil the movie for you now like it ends with. You know you have the one one person with a one other person in the one imposter all pointing fingers at each other guys and pasta. Listen to me listen to me. And then they have to choose. Which were he kills the wrong. The ship like like it goes off. Would you wondering like did he get the right one. You any kind of like the little green among us guy kind of looks at the camera and winks off. And then we have to watch among us to yeah and they have the personality traits on his head. Yeah i guess you could use that. Little has his head. I like it. I think like the. There's two imposters. But like the first impostor gets caught immediately. And that's like that's how the movie stars and movie like different endings. The original clue while you wanna go. Yeah yeah that's florida demanding. More clue like movie and things like not a bad call. People love kalou. Okay what What else is having the best together. A segment called Do we care a short segment. Where i'm going to tell you a celebrity that a birthday today were you last day or two and you're gonna tell me yes. Happy birthday bryce do we a bryce. We do care. we definitely care. Memorize posted a video of him smash cake in his face. Everything's all right so Paris hilton turned forty and gauged yesterday. Yes chapelle we care about that. We care about paris hilton. We are out on paris hilton. I think that she has grown into a lovely person but it took awhile so. Yeah i'm good on the paris. Yup anybody cared about paris hilton in the last ten years. So congrats to her turning weird. 'cause like the people the tiktok nicole's of the world. The people are in their early twenties or even mid twenty Don't realize like how big paris hilton was. She was like one of the main celebrities on the cover of every magazine. You know magazines every week. credit actually and literally her assistant for time. Kim kardashian was she was able to turn the paris hilton. Playbook like into an empire. Paris hilton fumbled the bag. Oh yeah but parents had a lot less to work with like hurt start came and night-vision you know there's a look like like like someone was doing like infiltrating iran or something like that in the mountains it was. It was a dark video. You kinda kinda took your head a little bit. i mean. I don't know what you're talking about chapelle but it sounds interesting. Yeah same and so. Yeah but kim had a lot of production in her start. They improved on the product. Yeah of course. Paris walked so kim could run. She married because she could she yesterday. Graduation yeah yeah. i mean. That wouldn't be a horrible like rebound relationship for like for. He wants to stay. Keep the drama. Like his way into the paris hilton. And you can't because then that'll bring credentials a welcome that he'll probably get renewed for a couple of seasons his show We don't care. She's the opposite of we. Were talking about with the rock where the predictions forwards like. And her her soulmate. Her fiance her soulmate. In coordination is carter reum so not like not somebody even with with You know Wikipedia page let alone big celebrity. I feel like she's like actively gone against the spotlight because she didn't have a lot of celebrity couple Celebrity boyfriends over. The years didn't have a kid that's always big for like a big. You know stint down on know. Cover the magazine so she's really like avoided. I guess how many instagram followers do you think she has. I'll probably like One point five million chapelle. You wanna guess sure fifteen. Yeah fourteen million. Yeah i think she's got legacy followers rob legacy right. Do we care we care that. Trevor noah turn thirty six this week and i'm not a around number birthday thirty six. Well it's not all round numbers. There's only a finite number of celebrities in the last day that have round number birthdays. I only brought this up. Because i was watching. Mtv's the challenge this week To chapelle was on it with alli Week or two that they show. Trevor noah commercials. I guess because it's owned by the same parent company on mtv every commercial break. Geno is never made me laugh. Smile smirk once. We just had like one of the most divisive elections ever. And i never heard one person. Say like oh. Trevor noah a great point on the on the On the daily show this week. Like i feel like i'm sure he's ratings are fine like he hasn't been or anything but like i've not heard seen like one viral. Trevor noah rant in in six years he doesn't really don't rant and this isn't the job though like i feel like jon stewart went viral like once a week when he was when george. I think it was a different time. So i think things. Trevor noah it's talking about some stuff that's like easily accessible by on twitter so he has to give a rant about something that we already see open on time like his his current rent has is definitely something to do with ted cruz which all have read about that. We just saw it and we all of that at that moment together whereas with john stewart it was a few years ago so the news cycle wasn't as fluid and it's quick and so it was kind of like jon stewart ranch. Where like oh is that. what's going on. Oh tell me. More about kellyanne. Conway's daughter on american idol. That kind of thing. So he's got probably a steeper mountain to climb to keep people's attention because for every trevor no word there's another show right behind doing a similar monteleone a monologue and it'll come right down time line just as fast so i won't keep on this one a little bit but turban funny to me just who cares about the daily show at this point sunk under him kind of Yeah he's he's a very good. I am curious him that he's only thirty six. He's been hosting the daily show for like four or five years now at this point but yeah he probably has. He's been good but he hasn't been hilarious. Yeah more smart than funny By the call answer. I i message i said. Do you care about paris hilton. Just out of the blue said. I think she's going fund she's been committing to the bimbo bid for like fifteen years. Impressive nicole queen. Yeah ed sheeran turn thirty today rob. Okay do we like is he on the way out. Is he still. Maybe chapelle might be better. I mean no doubt any person. That's listening. This is better form that i am but The ed sheeran at thirty. I feel like Like looks pretty grizzled. for thirty. i agree i agree. He's only he's you know you never know. I shouldn't tell me how old this year and i wouldn't have guessed thirty Yeah i think that's what he's going for like the the jaded old look like five kids and been through a lot he. He is the best rapper from the uk. Ever and i will say that the record. Yes i when people when british people rap i always loses me every time but i think ed's here in the only one who does it okay. What do you think he wraps. does he rallied. Hey definitely wraps. Because he's a white guy from the uk people call it but like maybe the main genre is rap music no his main genres like folk pop but when he goes into these songs. There's a lot of like like fast talking cheering. And like i say he does it so much better than a lot of his peers. So i'll give him that. Can he turn thirty. No editor and is infinitely more popular and famous and richer than i am and more successful than i will ever be. And he's younger. Yeah he's it's my birthday agreement. Some cloud by the way rob said looks like he has four kids. He doesn't have one kid with four names lyra and artika seaborn sheron. And yeah yeah. Plus he was the guy that was on the circle. I believe that's his wife. That's his wife's name. It's one of those merged merged the two names cherry seaborn is his wife kind. Cherries kid is an article by the way speaking of rappers other than cheer in Not a birthday. I guess it. Maybe it's birthday. Maybe it's the first birthday floyd mayweather no better guy a body. Roy probably has some top. Trust a rolex watch for nba young boys son. I see on my twitter. Feed right now okay. Do y'all know who. Nba young boy. Is i do. I do really can't fakih naming some young boy hits they have they have like Like nba remember last year. I listened to every single game every album. That comes out. I to a young boy at least at least twice. They have like they. Have they have a basketball team. Names right the songs. He not not really look twenty thousand songs last year. So i know nothing to do. It's not broken mixing up with somebody else music. So floyd floyd mayweather that he border border ring rolex rolex okay of isn't all i'm gonna get an old story that he bought a ring with an nba. Young boy. no an icy rolex a role. I pro max. Yea i always the money nowadays. That's my take yeah and we still rolexes now. Have we move past six. But the well as four hundred eighty five thousand dollars so the prices on rolex for a day or is this a baby. This is an infant So the watches. Bigger than the. The kid's hand fisher. I mean i guess. Did they get it set. It looks like it fits in the in the picture on his instagram. You wanna buy it for ya. You want to meet mountain of watch stories. Where does this is dawn. Dumber things with his money than this. So it this well when you make one hundred thousand dollars per second to to stand in a ring before punches thrown. he's the non professional boxer. Yeah come on. So yeah no this is not the craziest thing rappers love buying expensive gifts for other people who can afford that same gift like they love it. It's it's kind of like cake. They just wake up in the morning and say how much money can i go spend on this person and then that person outdo them so young boy he could afford a five hundred thousand dollar watch. He's that big he's also Yeah yeah like index. Yeah he he probably already has the same rolex like the sun. Is it a little weird to buy your friends kid. A present this expensive though again. This is a drop in the bucket for him. Yeah for me yes. This will be super weird. Right if i if i bought a noam anything over one hundred dollars it would be that okay. That's weird but you know what five hundred thousand dollar watch like. Bring it to daycare like who keeps. I feel like it's just another bit of asia like we're going to get a special save for this. Are we gonna like leases grandson and his friend you got. Yeah you gotta remember flu. Nba young boys. Baby's mother is floyd mayweather daughter and so the two of them were beefing for a while they had like it was a very public like a fight between a young boy and floyd mayweather and so he'd bought this for his grandchild so this is like Like hey you think you've got a lot going on. Nba charge got baby. Watch money baby rolex for sure. Yeah put it on the table. All right keep is the time to decide who had the best week ever yes. Let's decide who had the best week. Okay who are the nominees. Well is it ironic or or the people actually had a good week or are we dragging the people at the bad week now. Let's talk about how they got to decide who who is. The person that had the best crews didn't have the best weekend cancun. Have the best week ever Probably cancun the they. They could have been stuck with ted cruz for big week for. Rb's big week for marris. The the planet. Yeah what about. Nasa could have the best week ever of floyd mayweather grandson. Definitely mike candidate. Imagine that kid shows up at a daycare the next week with the watch on and first of all like your teacher. Whatever you know. You're you're in the room you're one of those and you have to like. Oh don't don't mess up. The watch is five hundred thousand dollars like make sure when you change his diaper like it doesn't get on the watch. Plus stresses it is it is dead like that watch comes with secret service. I would think that the baby is a good candidate for sure. But i also think kerala deville you know is the story that has not been told before we look at crew a crazy person who likes to kill dogs and this movie can only redeem her. Because we already look at her as the most evil because he likes to kill dogs. We know how people love know people love dogs and so like this has got to be like the pr stunt of the year like who relatively trying to make play like the malefic money. Well he'll bring a dog fur coats back. No no no. Can you know the that's her. That's her plan. that's not mine. I think i think emma stone. That's emma stone right. I think she could win. Like an oscar. If it's a good movie though and there is no way oscar-nominated acting there's no run for oscar-nominated actor acting in this film. I assure you this Cohen president movie. Okay oh i. What about the winner of the week is ever who didn't buy a thirteen seconds. I williamson highlight for one. Hundred thousand dollars williamson. Yeah i mean he gets no money from it. What's interesting is a lot of the players have been messaging the top shot people saying like how do i buy my own clips thereby in on it so we should invest in top shot because they are like making bank off of people that are wasting. Their money is top shop winning Because they made one hundred thousand dollars off of a thirteen second clip get he get the money so the orioles adding what is there. What is their their expenses are like zero dollars. They have a website. Probably wondered running a website us. Why can't we. Why can't we. We're gonna we're going to sell a fourteen second highlight of that same clip. Yeah we'll get ten grand okay. Yeah should we say pels license all of grey's anatomy and cell start selling eclipse to people. I have the perfect clips. Your big grey's anatomy watchers. Chapelle right. i was. It's one of those things where you watch. You gotta have to go through that roller coaster of emotion. but currently. I'm behind so. I haven't watched the card. They find. Yeah you don't wanna fight too far on that show because it's amazing Started the same year as loss. Then it's still on. This is not going to help you. That crew l. a. Stars both emma stone and emma thompson. I know i can. And emily a little older and british sure I'm still reeling about accidentally saying that the nba young boys songs basketball team. That was very funny and the white. We'll cut that. I live how about this crew l. That she had a good week. Everyone other than ted cruz like everyone who didn't fly to cancun. Who's the other senator there. I don't wanna give it to him but at least he didn't go to. At least he didn't go to Frigging cancun this week. According to conway made it to hollywood. That's pretty solid. That's pretty good. But about american idol in american idol. Back in the news. But i think kris jenner won the week. 'cause she wins every week she wanted. She wanted kim and to get divorced now. Kim could date another celebrity. Keep the cycle going forever kit. Connie didn't wanna do like keeping up with credentials or any of their shows so like. I'm sure her next their next dude. Well he'd basically a hostage and at this point they freed the hostage and they're looking for their next one free. Yeah this was a power. Move for chris i still i mean maybe maybe maybe with a with a rolex. What the raleigh. With the riot with the rolex wins the week. I agree baby with the rolette congrats okay. So if he's got. I mean i guess i don't know how many how many kids do you have with that woman. But i think this is number one with this particular. Because i was thinking because the other is other all the other grandfather's to shame is he just basically happens a lot. You know i have like know. You have two sets inlaws or whatever and it's like well he bought me and l. l. Know my kids will do that. You know my other grandpa bought me and ll doll toy or whatever you gotta get me one. Then we're talking rolexes. It's another level Yeah this is. This was a flex. Floyd to his grandchild. Nba young boy A birthday with me. Yeah so now we are. We have that in common to Nba young has a song called dirty leanna. Which is the like. Michael jackson esque song to the tune of dirty diana about his baby's mother mayweather and it is a distract almost to floyd mayweather. Which is why floyd feels like. He needs to probably flex on his his the father of his grandchild every chance he gets me. Nba young boy vice president. Kamala harris keith as loaded birthday. I was still chester one like very fever and jenny. Autumn and third wheel zach. And i always like we should wrangle three hundred. Sixty five days with the birth talked over thirty two. Yeah a lot of charts. Yeah okay all right. Are we ready to go to the mail bag for this week. Quick one. i'm ready. Quick mail bag. Let's let's go a great job on the best week ever. I think that your idea was fantastic. And maybe go in the sequel mechanism. I think so there. There's other weeks that we could choose. I would love to To be more engaged in the week next time knows. I might actually not have. Yeah this was good keeping up with the all right. We got a mail bag on the other side of this break. Hold on mailbag coming in support for this. Podcast comes from car care to go. We all know the hassle of getting an oil change or car repair hours wasted and waiting rooms and coordinating rides now. 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We are back on the other side of meat mountain here on episode number one twenty-one akiva a mailbag for us and we do have to keep this a little bit tight that we are due to play wheel-jam and who knows maybe one day it'll be on the wheel. Yeah if you are in archery patriot and you can check it out in the facebook group. Yeah not you could become one and check it out. It'll probably still be in there. Yeah i'm offended. You can go play wheel-jam in the middle of of my return app. Honestly i have. I would have invited you to play with us but i figured you were kind of busy this week. I it was like a big. I know you'd probably would have said yes. And then it's like you know like You know i'm already asking a lot from you. Look back on in like two weeks probably with the with. We'll speaking of will jimmy jimmy. You're probably right also. i'm coming anyway. Y'all gonna play wheel-jam. I'm going to be there. Yeah i'm always hanging out. So it'd be mentioned. Chapelle has money in the bank. Pass to pop outside. Yeah does he ever go to fish wonder. We gave him one. No i think what happened. Is that people were saying. I show spot on the wheel and what they're gonna learn after this 'cause i'm not that entertaining and ours is like well look i. I'm not good at coming ideas for myself. But if there's something cool that people like to hear me talk about like oh like that. Sounds like recipe ideas. Then i can just use my money in the bank to kind of hopping on it. But also there's something that i feel like i'm going to thirty on are just bored and once i think in lieu of just having a spot where it's just all about me 'cause i don't wanna talk about me You guys can pick something that i want to talk about and then i could just typing okay. Speaking of speaking of things people are authorities on rob. I like this idea from. Megan thee libertarian. Yes it's called the standoff. The great wheel idea for bracket season. Which next week. We will be spinning a wheel with some bracket season ideas. We'll jammed onto listeners. Were big fans of things compete in a bracket judged by robin akiva along with guest judge. Shut up tim. Who's an expert stan. To see who most ardently stands the subjects of their standing so sure if sharpton was in the bracket instead of judging you need of course be talking about trek It would be fun to get a look into listeners interests. And here's some of the possibly random of crazy things they love. We might also hear about some excessive stand behavior but the fun kind not the not the kind from the eminem song. Let me ask you a question. So megan the librarian. Of course a great listener and contributor. Do you think it helps or hurts. The idea to pitch the people on the panel also think it hurts because like i didn't i like i love tim tim for this idea but also not obligated. I don't mind hurting people's feelings and twenty twenty one Tim is a is a pitch idea. I feel like you know. I think that you're giving us too much to potentially you poke a hole in when you're get the and also the host meghan well. I am with megan on this one. I i've big the librarian fan. But also i'm a big shot up tempting. He'd been so nice and kind and he's great to listen to but to meg's point we know he's a big fan a big fan of shrimp but he should be in the brackets racket with something. That's not even fair. I like outstand up to him like he is. Every tweet is about trick. Every last one Literally the last eight thousand tweets have been Back so it's like well we got it. We got it. I think you know term is the authority of stand him when it comes to like leaning all the way into these charge. I think i think you either explode them all together or you make him a judge because because it's like you don't want to let ringer. Yeah let's that part of it so all right so the two we're getting what sixteen people that are stands. Says you might wanna do eight because sixteen would be to danville. So i do like. He's really thoughtful about that. The and getting them on the podcast were having them live. I think so. They'd be in the background and like you know. We made boot them from the stream yard of the zoom. How about this. If you hate the idea. I'll throw it in the garbage right now. However even as smith-loyd however i'm going to i think i think this is a form i d i'm gonna put out a form and if we get a couple of people because i think there are a lot of like crazy super fans of things in this in our podcast world because that's sort of what it is right like people who are obsessed with random reality. Tv shows and things like that. And i do think those are the types of people who do have obsessive fans. yeah so. I think it's worth it and so i'll go through the form. I'll see if there are a couple of real winners. I think it's worth doing this. And if not we'll just you know it'll be a form that will never look check it out. I like that idea. Attempted a guests. But i need some. I mean like meghan. Are you a super fan of libraries. I don't know what would be your thing. If you had to be in that bracket what are you. The biggest superfan of. I don't think. I don't think i have an answer to that. I don't think i'm the biggest superfan of anything like a lot of everything. I don't think. I stayed aside from him and a few of the other nap personalities Stan all people. I don't think i have the one thing that i stand. Someone is a houston and they come in. And there's usually obsessed with you from the royal. You think though. I don't wanna hear about a chapelle stan hours. Yeah i think if you're gonna do a stand tournament there needs to be people that we take off the board completely because it's been done. Yeah i think there needs to be people who just don't like on the table. People seem to want to fight for. Who is the biggest chapelle stan Right and i don't want that and so like or like a akiva are you're still in the running. We've already done that. So i don't think so. I think that's been unless someone says there like a much bigger than jacob which is possible. I think jacob's like jacob ultimately stands cracking knuckles. I think he likes that more than he likes me. Which could somebody buy you like. What if someone says. They're the biggest chapelle stan and they buy you a rolex. Ice are you. Are you then willing to accept it. Then so secretly already know who the biggest chapelle stand is they would. They would never buy me a rolex anything but they would be very happy if i got one. So i don't need to see Valuing my like trying to tell me how much they value me because that is already made themselves known. So don't waste your time. I will accept any watch gifts exceeding one hundred thousand dollars for sure. I'll take it. But no i don't wanna hear people talk about how they like me. I like them to akiva. What else you. Here's a question from submitted by poly-amorous match. Yes and they say and you can't ask. That is the name of the idea. Here's my wheel idea. There's a show here in australia called. You can't ask that where people ask awkward or uncomfortable questions. The people the questions that you've always had morbid curiosity about wanting to know but our but it's too polite to ask All right are people those questions to us. Oh let's see. Let's see what she was going here said that some of the subjects they talk about in very heavy for an app. But i think it's been in a few different ways s q bizarre questions about the whole poly-amorous coffee thing or or Choosing less heavy categories instead of religious racial stuff. Some something more along the lines of who hates tacos playing with listeners. Have been questions in the comedy coming. From how the hosa uncomfortable about the questions again. Maybe it's heavy but there could be something there if you like like this idea. I just don't know who is the person that's getting these questions. S i think we're asking the people of quest. For instance like like we had like a mortician on the panel. And and it's like. Are we opening up to the listeners. Of like okay. These like we have a mortician. We have any questions you wanna ask them. But i don't know where we're getting. The people from that are going to be answering these questions. And i think they would be finding the person i would on the show. It's like whoa i. yeah. I think it's all i ever is. Madge has a go to group of people that are prepared to answer uncomfortable questions about interesting subjects. Let's hear it. It's a tough. That's a tough one. pull off. 'cause you gotta go by a group like me and also someone who's not going to lie and you gotta make sure the question is within reason because if you might get in trouble i think a lot of on the show. It's like this person is seven hundred pounds. What do you want to ask a person who seven hundred pounds. That's no i looked at. I looked at the options from the show. Just now so okay. One episode one is short-statured. So i'm assuming they brought in a lot of short people the second Episode to wheelchair users three transgender for muslim five poly-amorous six ex-prisoners seven fat eight indigenous nine sex workers ten terminally ill. So i don't first of all your name like yeah like okay now to the fence segment. We're not doing right right. And she even said we later subjects. I would be cs. Yes but what do you. What are you asking taco haters. Tell me more. Maybe it's not a great idea. You have a bad experience with taco at some point right has a taco evariste. Does it. Our ferrari always tweets like once a month. He'll tweet like a hundred horror stories from taco bell. That's like his stick. He has a hundred where he i guess he like searches certain terms like taco bell. Made me throw up or something like that and just like it's just like a it's like torrential amount of talk anti taco bells. Yes so i really like the idea but I it makes me nervous. i'm not. I'm not sure that's for us. Okay you either go too heavy and it's too early for us or you go to light and it's like well that defeats the purpose. I'm not nervous to ask like. Yeah you know someone why keep going. What else jessica says trivia night. I heard my tgif idea mentioned in the mail bag thank you. That was awesome I don't think this is jessica lease sterling. I don't think so because she puts it in the mail bag. I don't think she'd be thanking me. the male biggest is so then Okay says my new idea. Is that robin akiva host pub trivia night to probably a british jessica if she pub basically game night but trivia focused like puppetry of you can do different types of trivia game category. I think it would be fun for people to play along. They could create a kind of communal field that we all need right now. I would suggest a team together. I really enjoy it when the guests and listeners against the hosts This'll excited. I think we've done a lot of games. I just like even even on the schmuck we just of did trivia there is to be patron trivia. People love trivia. Now do that. Yeah i saw some feedback on the schmuck and people were saying that like Maybe trivia does imply that will on podcast. I'm fine with it. But you know that's what the people were saying like the game that we played on the schmuck. First game that we played was like there was like a deliberation after every single round for each question was four times the amount of like time that it took that once we were and keep and i were both trying to stall and there was too much like just like running out. The clock built into that like the first game like an hour so fast paced trivia. Better for podcast. I think kevin has a mechanism idea for for podcast. He says he doesn't like the coin flip because he thinks there's no drama. We're generally going to sort of pick the show together. He says there should be a four way bracket for instead of a coin flip. Okay there's rob's choice akitas choice choice guest choice and then listener choice and it has the bracket work so basically well then you could do a coin flip within within their but basically what was the fourth thing. It's rob's choice. Akiva choice guests choice. Our listeners choice But the listener is not is not the poll the listeners we call up random listener and we ask them we give them the wheel options and they tell us which is sort of like. I like the idea. I wonder if that should be on the wheel. I like the idea of a random listener deciding what the next week's episode is why these are already in the wheel. It's not like they're gonna completely screw over I dunno it's like a fun. This is an interactive show where the audience is part of the show. That's a fun thing. Anything that makes the wheel more complicated. I'm fine with that. I i have. I have thought says will just about the wheel or you have milberg about the wheel. No no like i like. I like the idea that we have the quicksand. But i want the whole thing in quicksand. Yeah like put the quake's yeah like listen listen. After a certain point we should be rotating started things off of there. There's something on on the wheel. They every time we mentioned i say. Why is this still on here. I can't remember which one of these has been there forever. I kinda shows would never have happened then because you know like no rumble took a year on the wheel and certain things. I think it would happen. But it'd have to get rotated off. You know to somehow come back like you say it's six months i wouldn't it on there. I wouldn't let it be missing for six months. But i am interested in like okay. This has been a tv. Shows are trash. It's been on here for you know more minds. Let's let's take it on off like it's fine but let's put in. Its by indian. If it comes back and come there you know so. I'm fine with every there being like a time limit for each of them okay. Random listeners choice though ooh i like you don't think it'd be funny like a bit. We just call up random listener. We read a. What's on the wheel quickly. Rob what if you could change the random listener to the first person to join us on clubhouse talking okay. Ooh that's elitist out down to andrew. This basically i would turn my phone on clubhouse and say who wants to pick next week's episode of rene up and then the first person that pops into the room then we would be talking to and then we can