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"adam ray" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:29 min | 5 months ago

"adam ray" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"I like being the come from out of nowhere athlete. Where everyone's like wait. You can actually play tennis. I played tennis thomason. Maybe twenty one times. And tom was like oh yeah. Legit can play tennis and but i can legit serve. I have like what. His coach says beijing. One college serve holy shit and so so. Yeah but i but as far as the rest of my game is horrible but a server. I can just unleash. An unreturnable sat there like i. Can't i just. I just beat them on service so he was like every other game was like. Oh yeah just wait. Someone fucks up but i love being that guy. I love being. Come from out of nowhere. The pete sampras of comedy. Hey i'm on the call me today. Bok bok or agassi. That guy won tournaments while he was on meth book. Have you read that guy's book. Yeah i bought i bought. I bought it. I haven't read it i. I'm not a big book reader. that's why you need better yesterday when everyone started fucking do you posted one thing and state your politics still. You've been on the fence making money on both sides long enough you state. Your politics and i was like all rice. Yeah man it went after burr. I saw some girl go after burr. And i was like i wanted to reply. Honey he will never read this and then wanted to re tweeter and go. Hey guys someone's looking for a fight. can anyone how. 'bout here because you know that twitter would just eat her alive when we entered my snap out either that or you had a stroke and started laughing hysterically in the middle of it there you go. Yeah you're good are. We should probably wrap this up five minutes late for a bird. I you thanks for having me safe. Travels up to Up to seattle and shit and when you get back good luck on the series and let me know promoted on the podcast. That'd be awesome made that that. The february fifth shows the big one that seattle one but this was a blast. You're the best things for laughing. Awesome brother and figure two a this episode was brought to you by the machine..

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"adam ray" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:49 min | 5 months ago

"adam ray" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Yes in there that their guard like superheroes private does very private. Yeah i just. I don't know i i just You know but but But you got to a little bit. But yeah i i It's like you know she knows all the people in my life that That needs no and and and yeah. There's there's moments to To do it but was that like an early. Was that an early decision. Or is that something. You kinda was A talked about yeah and then we went up to seattle and And i wanted to kind of do it up there around we'd kinda got my dad and drove him up and and his wife had just passed and which. I don't know if you've been around hospice but that whole situation is just fucking crazy and just even people. I was trying to write some jokes about it because it was so not in the moment but also tough like you can't turn your brain off dude. A buddy of mine texted me like in trying to get some answers for something. And i was like a man. Can i get back to you. I'm with my dad and my step mom's hospice and it's not the best time no worries. Text me back ten minutes later. And he's like such an asshole. I thought you said your stepmom was on hostess at some new dating app. You're trying to sell me on. I was like oh man. And then i just text back while she is leaving him. So you're not totally wrong. It's just whatever your and we just start going back and forth. And i was like. This was a necessary text thread because it was so heavy. You know. But i wanted to bring him up to be around there and then we did a whole thing my mom and my stepdad's backyard and it was great. I got a little sumo damaged like a little party right in so we had My nieces and sister and brother-in-law. Who's a rapper whose names dirt israel names him. But he's a he's a rappers. Names dirt day. If you if you want me to send you some links at least something you fucking kidding me no..

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"adam ray" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

05:25 min | 5 months ago

"adam ray" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Sometimes it's just up and running and you're like all right. Here's what we're taking it. Yes like with any kind of good though right forces you just to kind of go like to really maybe cut the fat and go. This is what it is. I'm sure they're here. they want it. I want to you know just going to do where it's at. Yeah i mean with the machine story. I think okay how about this. I think you learn. I think those clubs for me doing them. She has the machine for four years. And i think that is like learning being a what is it. Call when you work under a guy who really knows a craft or trade like francis on apprentice. I think that was my apprenticeship. Was learning how to tell the machine story. And then once i learned how to tell that machine story i don't there's a lot that i mean you could have told me but i wouldn't have understood but now i understand. I understand the structure of a story. A lot quicker where i go a. We need to get to here and we need something here. And i need to plant something here. I understand it a lot quicker but that still doesn't like and then i also know i've so many cheat codes now. That's like the greatest part of like when you get to twenty years. He's the the amount of cheat codes. You have where you're like like this sounds horrible but your you're bureau and dane said he's stealing my essence. Yes who's who somebody said. They were stealing danes essence or dane. Said he's feeling my s gotcha and you're like and everyone was like danes out of fucking mind then like and then you started doing comedy longer. I don't know what he's saying like. I understand what you're saying. I got it. I got it actually made sense right. I don't know who's accurate. I won't say if it wasn't it wasn't 'cause we i mean really good friends with the guy said it about but but it was. I understand what he says. Now right and then i. This is the cheap code is i. i notice it in. Like i can notice it sometimes in really big comex. They don't sometimes they will Take something that.

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"adam ray" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

04:29 min | 5 months ago

"adam ray" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"In his cabinet says from being called a big complicated asshole at fifteen due to fighting that led to suspension to now being called the most likeable person in the world and then something else and i texted to him. This is after about you know quite a few cocktails. And i'm just feeling good with my girls family. We're an easy. We're all cove free Had gotten a christmas day message from them. So i go fucking fantastic. I go t shirt idea teaser. An idea that. I go one on one side. One is is already off to a rocky start just doubling down on the is just like a one is is young rock with big complicated asshole on one side and on the other side is you're smiling mug. With most likeable person in the world caption always grinding growed up and then i go. This heartfelt moment brought to you by tirumala margaritas which is keila so hopefully at the end he goes and i show that nobody goes. You saved it at the end. You told them you are you know. They're always good. Always grindings girl. Seattle trying to like play to both sides when was like always grinding like. That's the real action and then grown up. It's kind of one of you know goof yourself. It's hard when you write a joke about like a celebrity. You know it's like why. I really love burger is like i don't know did he do his Did he do his Michelle obama joke on his last special. Yes yes yes. i'm tiger. Yeah swing at someone like that. The big swing and it's fucking great. Yeah crushes and i was taking wings at the rock and it was like you could see it. Sounds crazy but you could see who inspired in the audience going. Aw come on man and you're like it's a joke like you know and then you like like the one about kevin. I think kinda got out and everyone's it's been like it was like media fodder for any anytime i did press like. So what's the thing about you downplay. Kevin rock kevin. Hart's hard work. And i'm like no that's what i'm trying to say i'm like i'm like i'm just saying we all hard. It was a joke. I was like it didn't didn't land. We wanted it to. I was trying to work out a premise here. And the whole thing was that. Let's let's acknowledge lock. Let's look and the whole numbers that if cat williams haven't had a gun in his bag then kevin wouldn't have been on fool's gold like let's just celebrate count williams having a gun in his bag you know..

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"adam ray" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:35 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"People Hate out slugged another episode of Dumb People. Adam Ray like a ray of sunshine comes on this show. How you doing buddy? I'm good man, you know what ray raise sunshine China's better than what? I've gotten over the years. I've gotten sugary YEP. which hey aim at about it now you're probably wondering was at pre or post McGrath. It was post post. Office was. Established had a stroke right. There was established and and so was people were just like. How cool is it if we start calling you one of the most iconic at the time? We thought they were gonNA be icon bands. Leroy quick. You're so wrong about that and we were going. Real. We were real. Quick Sugar Ray Story which should be the name of a new podcast? We all started. Working they could be the title of their Autobiography Real Quick Sugar Ray Story. Okay. Oh, my God wait now. Is it just a stories from fans, yeah? It's really just the story, or it's a really quick store. They formed randy sucked when they broke up so i. go see them live at bumper. Shoot Right, mazing Bega, the bonnaroo of of Seattle and And they're they're flying has just hit the scene and hey, we are loving it. Collectively, as a country will can't get enough of these guys, it's on every radio station, even country and rap. We shouldn't be doing this, but we can't stop. What's happening to our bodies when we hear the sweet melodic tunes of Mark McGrath so there playing all songs that aren't fly right and people start booing. Because, they're like dude, you know what we came for. It's like it's like the mcrib comes out and they're like. Have you tried our new Bacon? Chicken Nuggets night. Rib? What's on the what's on the menu current? Doing, it's probably six seven hundred people. He stops mid song and goes all right all right all right he goes. I thought we could play some new shit and everyone called me goes no. He goes on. Played The hit. The head, so everyone's like screaming and. He's like he's like we have other songs. Yeah, Yeah, he goes come on. Guys like Seattle you guys are supposed to be like with music and like give us a chance. He just goes fine bucket to three..

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China Ending Wuhan Coronavirus Lockdown April 8

The Adam Carolla Show

00:30 sec | 1 year ago

China Ending Wuhan Coronavirus Lockdown April 8

"Genus house and Brian's house this is the Adam Corolla. Shell Adams guests today. Adam Ray with Gina Grad on news Paul Bryan on sound effects and tape damage. Shaka's year for good sports and now this morning he did a cold. Dunkin his pool while the rest of his family did a poll dunk in a pool of pure.

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"adam ray" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

02:11 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

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"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

09:32 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"University of Tennessee he leaves Martin comes and they beat Florida National Riddick wave is is correct however it game six and seven so I can't explain how some people's heart like zero fifty for the first six innings I I couldn't believe it and I was like man and the other thing about it which is so funny and so interesting what the what the national sad was like we're going to win it on starting pitching donate of the wildcard game the the nats can't get it done they at work and then what happens is you get trae Turner you get run down and the thing for me was I thought very quietly Bryce Harper because battery replacement and then they're gonna who holds firm McGuire and then they're going to use that that's pretty well knicks that went all the way built saying the ewing theory is if school then they graduate and like well how are we going to do it without this guy and then somehow we did because all and do it against they historically great team I know and on the road I mean on the but I'm serious wherever see where the road team wins every game you see the numbers so one thousand ask about baseball never had the Ho- had the home team lost yeah no home crowd got to enjoy one game in this world series how frustrating yeah you were we from Newsweek Hartman with copious inge met Pitching Ninja those unbelievable great edged both games at in in Houston both where you are if you're starting pitcher is on that it doesn't matter if or is better for baseball in general I think so because of the guy one by one for their regular I saw the picture of Bregman and his like all my Jewish the day in the middle of the series was like involved with the years ago so so we've we've kind of seen them and they're really good in their kind viewed as a whole yeah so they make a great villain so just rank and file people like as a Mooring Orion we started the logo over do they not I mean it's I mean honestly people don't love them or people grew up like while I guess some people are younger than us but for it's amazing is Strasbourg incredible Shergar incredible those are two pitchers in my opinion time he's a first ballot hall of Famer there's no question and now he's got a ring Strasburg was like the guy came career that is not fulfilled Knoxville the promise and then the fact that they win he has mvp I went by myself to game five of that nats dodgers series I was like I got to see Corbin lost both games he was the losing pitcher in both games and then he comes in with the score is lost every game in never happened so corbin all had David it's a guy who throws one hundred miles an who is kind of their three because you can't be dependent on Kenny he's just I don't know yes corbin it's like Animal Sanchez and Max Scherzer like crying on the guy who wins Strasburg was getting hit really so the astros basically new so it's like it takes a whole team coach with with Howie Kendrick and how it.

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

04:28 min | 1 year ago

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"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

06:26 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"So so the tweet that you cheer you darvish was rounding second base and slipped and fell double yeah and he slips and it has you darvish kind of fell down and nine second-place so then basic thanks so they got a little beef gone this beef so what I love Ah for the dodgers he was terrible because everyone was knowing exactly I'm assuming the pitch tipping thing he'd like it's a fair try to pair with anyway But I do like means like giving a over his back giving like laying on the ground on Karl Anthony Ember in go back and look at highlights from the eighties which is when you grew up watching basketball like guys would scare off you're back doing that's not even a flagrant so I mean it is it was great I think it's a deter Having good serious no are under a lot of pressure and I think being an umpire's really hard hey but like I don't know dude you're GonNa make the right I mean no one's ever going to be Happy Eric Cole was pissed being an air fifteen tomorrow and warned a civil war if the president is impeached there's an umpire what's another civil war Hashtag Maga- twenty twenty later deleted the posted a series of tweets Thursday nine to scare people into this whole thing dude you can't be a public person into that you know looking for what are the buyer say about nobody you gotTa Hold Empires Union in a statement Wednesday said rob is passionate individual in an outstanding empire he chose like I get a gun and just fucking starts so I am all for the Umpire's union say if an umpire's says the problem was the union I'm like this is the problem you cannot dependence any sort of true bad bike so nfl has not done the best job but oh job I'll take a bunch of grenades and throw them out in the stands what he'd be gone can I play one of the things unplugging let me turn this down okay all right and and that so that's coming soon December and then I have a comedy music album but it's a it's all a bunch of very well produced some comedy songs the lead singer of the Goo Goo dolls to say let's play this as our as our way going out so so right yeah it ask.

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

10:03 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"Aw our guys welcome back to the show at Amir's with us he is phenomenal sent it's a small moment but if you're if you're a sports fan you understand that the seasons he'll swing through and swing by and then when he wants to get up on stage you let Dave Chapelle get up on stage whenever whenever which you always watch yeah it's kind of the people that I've seen inspire man let's just go home it's just go home like so we watched and we as think he might be in for a long time then at forty five or like then it an hour it was like using L. leave this place is going to clear out forget it and so in our brains we had gotten in our okay that's it and Neal Brennan who was on stage with them in spells like all right that's it yeah goes to get huge comedy story you do it all the time it's like tag team there isn't a host yeah you gotta come up yet and sometimes who should not be followed yeah you get up there and you gotta go do your thing and you gotta stand shoulder to shoulder with it and so this was but yeah but he'd probably do ninety minutes yeah he did twenty minutes he he worried about this moment we can't shy away from them you can't be too big for if you have to say I can take any moment save give me the ball the ball that feeling of it could actually do we're like we could actually turn if we have a good set which we were not expecting up with confidence we're going to own the Spaniard she's always great which by the way you need any admit defeat yes in our body language or our comment if I take my five year old daughter in Tibet tonight and now she's going to call it that's how long you on I'm like Oh my God we can we can do anything we can follow anybody and we need to is a story about you and you gave us so much like what it felt so good to hear that from you because we love you so much just you need those little need those little different areas and you go cool like I know I can deliver and be consistent but like you he's just a great moment I was like that and then guess what I mean I was I think you the different the structure is different in here now we can do this thing are let's get into some quick Adriana comes not even the packers like state farm fan and ought to people who did it was funny it was the director loved it we're like can you please tell someone we should do rodgers can you state farm was like you had commercials Campbell Soup thing there's like you know to bribes do he said he's got the quickest advertised the quickest ever NFL forty our desktop hold on to hit some of the guys out of the League to shouting Fremont he said if the Patriots are Aaron Rodgers call me if they call me I'm ready and look at him patriots and packers like the two best teams that would never call him like if he was like if the dolphins are the Jaguars Ryan Leaf and Jim Plunkett call me I am there if Ludi and Rick Myers called so jake plumber working to play Jay we're GONNA play a game here and this is just we're the point two zero four point to what I was thinking that so I'm going to one dollar you four point running time was unofficial but four point two two because we're in the ballpark have the best hand I ever know route running you could maybe teach the route had their uniforms getting their football cards shot this is at the Coliseum Carson yeah so fast and so fast and you can learn how our gloves are so sticky but like I mean they look pretty fucking fast like completed for over if for over a year to get just in Orlando Bac Ju- member so so a couple years ago.

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

04:08 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"An super south so they could get like a superstar because I'm looking at the Eh Richard Jefferson was telling us he's like he's got to lose some weight it's like it's going to be something that's GonNa have the kind of adult quakes been let's the thunder I look when they when the soups left I I definitely look the last year and you know he every now and then and that makes me love the blazers but I love the wages to my dad lives in Salem collaborator commentator man like I love that does Damon Stoudamire Ruben Patterson Bonzi I love those squats is your but the arena thing is what we needed so the fact that that's built in two years and hockey's coming and the season tickets years you didn't have basketball you guys got the Seattle sounders who are amazing and that whole thing Henderson this is a great topic by the way it's like that second super bowl and I had to remind myself I should he have won the second one for sure I mean there's no doubt about it buzzed the buzzer that was the nationals this year it's like it proves to you better time great but we're like he can't get math cardinals they weren't even supposed to be there they were they were good they got they got destroyed by a Washington team win at all and so we say what you just said hey it pops with kids this girl in red alert friend and his bread waves stay with us right after this quick hits.

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

10:18 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"Be as fast as the guys that just fucking got up and I was doing it all and you could asking where conventions what you cannot teach you can't because what happens parts from Iraq every time Nordstrom knockoff you and then like fake it and it was like that's how you're acting career began electra special because like I guess that one I put up on like a bigger what's even the angle how do you see the cashing of it sometimes you like I mean that guy when you're in a group yeah you're in a rap group yeah like you should understand how can yeah chocking Jewish stuff talking a lot of hoops at one point I was like shooting threes in the corner and I go I try to say what up to him when he came right in Brad walked right over to him and he came in by the way thirty minutes and so I- snapped a picture of Quavo around Brad's neck that's great uh on the bench and the game and you know coming up with with sue and trying to make some jokes replay may that's right that's such a power couple what do you do she goes what do I do I go I don't know and then gets under about maybe three minutes left take charge charger and it was like five minutes left I literally it was like three percent I'll take a charge but dude I literally like Elliot Square on an iphone emerge table after a comedy show you're like I'll take the charge this but it was so perfect to jar judge instead goes did you really just take a charge in a celebrity all star game and I go you're already in the league I'm trying to get hit a hit a j from two from twelve feet either way so pissed ask something funny moments great so do you but you can't just I'd never been around two doors at the same game before and they were going to and I go I've never had two little people look at me and slow like that and we may go now you're in our world mother bug respect them and then goes do you always ask for forgiveness not permission and he's like what are we going to tell you if you signed up yeah stretch I want wind up it was like an auto by soon as I got there I was like oh I'm GonNa do it may be thrown out matters but they haven't asked him back down told me because of that because they were Dave Niehaus Jersey are longtime hall of Fame Mariners Announcer and I put that on I was like it kind of did that a little bit you know there's probably you know there's less people have a great I like that and then I slough started here like a lack of recognizing like August this guy Dylan more the game a real big hug saw that and held on real tight yeah ever heard of my we did it in Cleveland at Progressive Field which is now the show so we did for the game and my Gal L. Bach and apparently the guy in the booth gins game this is when the Indians sucked is about five or six years ago you're at an Indians game in take all the ball so then I threw a great I threw a perfect about the catch it I'll just do that again at Busch Stadium when we did it for Jose Okano bobblehead they are mom is there and so I actually I went to throw it side arm and I threw it across my body a little bit like fifty five to reach to try and get he's not gonna like scoop it or whatever and it's not it was like Oh yeah meanwhile I was like I think that things so far left I can somebody bring back start doing it carson fighting those was doing that I think Dana Gould used to do a bit Wayne Federman did like Kirsten or no no so I when Kevin Durant left that was like click like that was like seeing I mean I know there they got some young talent and they'll probably they're fun of it yeah it could be.

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

11:11 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"What's can go on the APP emily plus subscribed never seen it and you're gonNA get episodes early you're gonNA yeah plus you can go subscribe to never seen it on their this exciting if you go on him lay plus subscribe repass the didn't die it lets you go see three movies a week at any AMC location if we get super cool so go get the Himalayas plus APP subscribed to never seen it on their hi guys welcome it just got on that right now let's have a lot of great athletes on we've had a lot of great athletes it's been very athlete heavy because in other words you in touch in our last we've Nancy Lieberman Clinton is the biggest little deborah's fan ever totally so much so that he has he's Scott or somebody that works for a mile sky miles the mascot is the guy who does it is the nicest Smith is like like it's like that Mascot I think we Rod Smith Delfi Mascot connection that I think is not discussed and forever and the Philly fanatic by the way the chicken was like would would have things that but I want you to that God everyone Jane Goodall was up on Camelback Mountain Silver Pacman everyone she gorillas so that I'll give you another gray mascot just like our our our ws but he was famous off talk to you again it's so funny and I that was really funny loose acquaintance or even their number for two weeks with camping I'll tell that story but who would be yours okay yeah so as Smith who we've met and we've gotten growing up we were we had Brett Hall in Saint Louis and I really want I was like I wanna we're good but the number one they were never even in the Stanley Cup you guys I'm sure you've talked about it at length but seeing who sports fan when you can get as excited just on the tip of his excite uh-huh extra-special like they did for you guys so that it's so funny because it's like John How do we said is drunk hall better than we asked Jon Hamm Drunk Hall better than eighteen years we'll have a lot more talk you getting one in two years we're GonNa do our friendship because I didn't grow up in if I have no reason an team I'm going to be way more into all the teams I they will guy what was the thing in swingers that they're playing like they're playing hockey guy when I would play and I was like he's good in his game he's pretty good in real life do not only was he good the guy to just like Jon notes now that's long serious models during the opening line is the creepiest line of all film hauling smile opening line opening line baby hair with a woman's is today so I mean the beauty of like getting the hang with you and talk sports which is something celebrity basketball play against Jay Williams sent an email by the way to follow up because getting play was I don't know if all you know and I got to throw a first pitch I don't think we've talked since wanted out of all the sports like things you know because basketball is my favorite sport the game yeah but talking about me at that stage but I don't think it's real way I'm watching ten eleven single-parent in my son's league and I'm telling you that you would dominate today you're the thing you can't teach quick fat or non a movie you better write that movie arith- out kind of the whole outline of the movie and every time every fourth time I see Eric we right the movie because of a fat Kid who's quick fat highlights also like the like you know not in the best shape and I don't know what the eked at ten ten when he as when he was an outcast and they've put a chip on his shoulder and he took that stretch Iraq's your shot threes all day spurred my favorite players I love Barclay allies one get off it was like brand New Jersey yeah and it was just like I I wanted to still.

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

06:20 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"A crazy time in sports this is actually my favorite time of the year when it comes to sports love about it ran is that hates fistfights in the NBA is Fides Wide Salona losing and losing their position and you got a huge game with Lsu in Alabama this weekend so all times before this world series we talked about the fact that the nationals were the hottest team eighteen and thirty one and now here they are they stand at the top of the heap at the end winning an historic frustrating is that for the fan base for both because they couldn't nut neither fan base could astros can make it three no no no we are historically great and we're GONNA go back there and beat your asses get dressed for game five hands up and delivers a jam in game seven our favorite shows the open projector night and the last night we were in and Smoltz was Schmaltz doing with the Joe Buck yeah like it's over man has it you're looking at two thousand nine cy young award them and here's my take and I know this might seem like well what are you basing this so yeah I mean they automatically made the right thing named Craig Taubman Yeah I know that and in celebration in the clubhouse directed at a female reporter this last year because of a domestic abuse case where he was found guilty added in criticized the Astros for doing it and he in several times directed to Astros stood by him as an kind of tried to shout this woman down guy who shit all over this and then what are the Astra sends like the weakest like to line letter hasn't she would then sue them and that would be the end but still sometimes you have to do the right off of your task which is what we need to do and then finally I think the Washington nationals S. baseball that they could just hang on and be a wildcard team because the braves were so good that you exercise those muscles in terms of being able to fight when you're down movements I think gave the nationals a chance to beat this historically great team that and the fact because they have the most unbelievable court the nationals have a great pitching staff but how much more but the reason we're getting to our guests because we have a phenomenal one atom ray and later on in started his tame impala might be time it might be time to bring on atom ray it's bring them.

"adam ray" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

01:44 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"How much pain does it actually cause for someone trying to get into your club. You know what i mean like. Someone is just going away. I think i'm in that club. I'm italian. If she thought she was claiming she was from sicily salihu something whatever caused pain role. How dare you adam ray when people think corollas jewish don't you just puff up with pride like i do love. We love you. We want the earned honorary. I feel you like if you wanted to be god. God forget it here another fucking story from a. heeb sandy koufax fucking. I feel you on that. The colfax x never sandy lyle right right. Well i get it converted and he blew out. He's like yes but we i feel like everyone's trying to get everyone into everyone's right but what the i don't know wh why why do we owe an apology for why she she's flattering are in pain pain but she caused the pain or is it the diabetes in the unemployment in my addiction that living well below the poverty level or is it her herb pretending to be. It's okay cost weird society. We're turning apologized for the pain how the locklear ordered back in treatment so according to t._m._z. The actress pleaded no contest to eight misdemeanors including six involving battery adriana police officer or an e._m._t. Treated like monopoly. You know when you have like four houses you can get a hotel misdemeanors before you can get a falun sir. Once we're starting around the corner to ten misdemeanors why not one mellon she was sentenced to thirty days in a residential mental help facility so just in case you forgot..

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"adam ray" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:28 min | 1 year ago

"adam ray" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"From one studios in glendale california. This is the adam corolla show adams yesterday adam ray with gina grad on news while bryan on on sound effects in deep damage chicks for good sports and now so fresh from monterey. He's still smells like petroleum caviar and rich white guys adam corolla. Yeah get it on. Get it on your choice of chicken it all thanks for tuning in. Thanks for sharing the good news. We love it when you share this pot with people good day gina grad handball unball brian yep this is happening. <hes> oh adam right yeah adam ray came out. He brought his step-dad george very pleasant man dan and <hes> they hung around the track all day saturday than i saw him saturday night we did the <hes> the the show and then went out for drinks with everyone after the show so that was a wonderful time. I don't know let's see you guys. Let's see brian. No genus dep- you got some steps have step in <hes>. Ah do i have stepped parents not anymore. I've had i've had a handful <hes> not currently looking back everyone. I'm i'm jealous of the people that have good relationships with their parents but i'm exceptionally jealous with the stepparent. Yeah i feel like the a good herons. The biological parent is kind of one thing but the stepparent and i do realize in so many facets facets of our life that the biological parent kind of sets the tone for the step parent stepparent by and large large is there to just take cues from the biological parents and if the biological parent who sort of this sheriff of the kid is is not really enforcing too many rules or to to involve the step parent stepparent is rarely going to outdo the parent. They're going to come in at the the three quarters of the parent. Whatever it is if the kid likes go karting and it's made abundantly clear to the stepparent that the kid loves go carney then the stepparent may take them go karting but not as frequently as the biological pets. I thought you were going to go the other way which gene luckily guests to experience on both ends which is how how do you discipline that kid like you do discipline them like the parent. I imagine a lot to do with what age you enter the picture at. Oh my we'll take a star off that rewards charts so fast well tony also if the biological parents do know disciplining what disappointing shell you do and then in place placed of. I don't even know my neither. One of my parents did any parenting and the step parents didn't really do anything either because i i it kinda bullet dodge for them. All right get involved with this kid and i can just kind of go about my life because if you think about it i guess talking to their friends. Hey jim kurl gets kinda sorta. I mean yeah so the thing that was so my stepparents step parents really nice enough but <hes> standoffish and my biological parents had a funny conversation with them but the <hes> the thing that's insane about my biological parents is i also had atom ray is there with his step-dad giorgio who evidently as a good life with who's very friendly guy and they came out to the show. I was telling you guys that part in life where nobody he has any follow up questions. You know where you tell people. I'm going to wind. They don't go well which which island how long just something and that's just exactly look like people are distracted. People are busy. People have a life. I'm i'm saying when you're visiting with somebody. You're literally just sitting at a table across from authencity having a conversation you're not at a buffalo wild wings and someone just scored soccer goal in world cup. You're just sitting alone on a saturday across from somebody and there's no follow up questions..

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Sarah Silverman Says Louis C.K. Masturbated in Front of Her

The Adam Carolla Show

01:45 min | 2 years ago

Sarah Silverman Says Louis C.K. Masturbated in Front of Her

"Of women who would enjoy this. Strong houses say no, no, no, there are. There are women. They're women out there that are sort of wired sexually, like dudes, ripe enough to imagine it's pretty small for so it's small, it's well less than seventy percent. It's a small percentage, but you know, Sara's pretty sexual and maybe she thought it was cool. Yeah, think I've met a few gals in my life who wouldn't wouldn't mind this, but I don't know. Louis I, my whole thing about dudes beating off in front of me. They gotta be under two hundred pounds. You You know know what what I I mean?

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"adam ray" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

01:43 min | 3 years ago

"adam ray" Discussed on About Last Night

"Wow squirrel deep there he'll the word may gain a better planes vogue you from me and the tag human race they're around here almost choked to my couscous a one act by adam ray this summer joey for tone in i almost choked in my couscous i did though got some couscous mayor or restaurant pretty damn good latenight couscous slump john down all right now well thanks giving is coming up and obviously how a win before that about my costume to ride on trump cost you i will be posting videos you put it on is a mini trump below you it looks like year feeder on trump shoulders and it's brilliant and it's hilarious amid take a lot of videos who because of a safe howling in an open dress up again ladders sheikh going down find your happy you know how a wing put a great opportunity just a shutdown get a little silly even if you don't go to a party dress up dress up at home and have a beer and i have an excuse to pluck step out of my comfort zone and where a crazy outfit grow and to the store where quitting outfit and go to the fuck in store no one's going to judge you the judge a costume but there are going to judge the fact that you wearing a costume does that make sense back guy's guys like i want is a a peach cobbler our choice but hell yeah you know what i'm saying weird but a dig it.

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