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Dennis Prager Podcasts
"adam carolla" Discussed on Dennis Prager Podcasts
"That's all I wanted. One final question on that and then I want to get to your brand new book. Did you make the guys at the worksite your fellow construction workers laugh? Well, this is an interesting point that I was talking to Dr. Drew about the other day. So I was, I went to New York, I did gutfeld show, and then I interviewed him for my podcast. And when we're done, gutfeld kept writing me these emails saying, oh man, the things you said, so interesting. They stuck with me. You've changed the way I thought about X, Y, or Z, and he was then telling that to drew when they went out to dinner a week later. And I was saying to drew, guys like you guys like Dr. Drew, guys like gutfeld. They appreciate me because they can appreciate what I do. The guys on the construction site, the guys from the neighborhood, the guys on my football team, they were like, shut up, no one cares, sit down, you know, because they couldn't intellectually, it was like a dog and this is going to sound self serving. But a dog doesn't know the difference between kibble and fillet mignon. It just knows that it's just food. It may prefer the kibble. It may prefer Salisbury steak. Over fillet mignon. You know what I'm saying? And I grew up that that was ever when I grew up with was that way. So later on, I run into guys like you, and you go, oh, Adam, how great must have been to be one of your classmates or friends or you could regale us with stories on the construction site, not that would have been young Dennis prager would have enjoyed that. But you weren't on a construction site. That is fair to say. So when did your book come out? The book folks is everything reminds me of something advice, answers, but no apologies, Adam Carol. It's up at Dennis prager dot com. Everything he writes is worth reading. When is it coming out? It's out right now. It just came out a couple of weeks ago. A couple of weeks ago. So by the way, who was your publisher on very curious post hill? Very nice. He, his thoughts, he see, let me explain Adam Carolla. Which is funny to do since he's here and he could explain himself perhaps better, but not necessarily. Now, it is good to have others explain you. See, Adam Carolla sees things that the rest of us don't see. I'm not being cute, in other words, he sees the same thing we see, but sees into it, and then can make you laugh while thinking about it. I mean, when you and I went around the country and did some events together. Are they on YouTube, by the way? Some of them are, I think. People should know. I think that's the living martyr. Yes, that's right. You and I are exactly the same, which we have no idea. Whatever happened and we're not archivists. The Internet is our archivist. Yes. We're not, yes. So that's fair. But anyway, so Adam would see things, you know, oh, you don't know this. This is going to crack you up. So my wife periodically would note that I didn't notice something in the house, which is fairly common. And do you know one of her favorite lines is Adam Carolla would have noticed that while Adam Carol used to be a Carpenter, so he would notice what was going on inside the house. You are part of our marital conversation. Thanks. Yes. I would what percentage of men would know if a new doorknob or on the front door. As a serious question, what do you think the answer is? Well, the front door may be their key wouldn't work or they would have to. I don't know if the key word. The key word. I 63 and a half percent last time I checked, but that number moves around. Would notice it. I have. I don't know because I would you would. I would accept where I wouldn't notice if my wife got her hair done. So I have shortcomings. All right, I might notice, but there's things I don't notice that are right in front of me because I might look past those to try to find some sort of deeper thing to notice. If you know what I'm saying. So there's certain things that I don't notice that are very apparent that maybe others would, but I may be lost in a deeper notice thought..
Dennis Prager Podcasts
Adam Carolla's Food for Thought
"Did you make the guys at the worksite your fellow construction workers laugh? Well, this is an interesting point that I was talking to Dr. Drew about the other day. So I was, I went to New York, I did gutfeld show, and then I interviewed him for my podcast. And when we're done, gutfeld kept writing me these emails saying, oh man, the things you said, so interesting. They stuck with me. You've changed the way I thought about X, Y, or Z, and he was then telling that to drew when they went out to dinner a week later. And I was saying to drew, guys like you guys like Dr. Drew, guys like gutfeld. They appreciate me because they can appreciate what I do. The guys on the construction site, the guys from the neighborhood, the guys on my football team, they were like, shut up, no one cares, sit down, you know, because they couldn't intellectually, it was like a dog and this is going to sound self serving. But a dog doesn't know the difference between kibble and fillet mignon. It just knows that it's just food. It may prefer the kibble. It may prefer Salisbury steak. Over fillet mignon. You know what I'm saying? And I grew up that that was ever when I grew up with was that way. So later on, I run into guys like you, and you go, oh, Adam, how great must have been to be one of your classmates or friends or you could regale us with stories on the construction site, not that would have been young Dennis prager would have enjoyed that. But you weren't on a construction site.
Dennis Prager Podcasts
"adam carolla" Discussed on Dennis Prager Podcasts
"Hi, everybody. Welcome back or welcome to the Dennis prager shell, one of my favorite people on earth. Maybe even beyond earth now that I think of it is in the studio with me. Adam Carolla. Adam Carolla is unique. You know I find it impossible to fully accurately describe you because while I venerate the notion of comedian, you transcend that title. Why would you want me to say you are? I've never really given that a lot of consideration, but I would say I want to put my ideas in your head. I'm not any different than you were or are. You know, you always tell the story about just wanting to share ideas and, you know, people say we want you to run for office or we want you to do this or do that and you're replies all you wanted to do in life is really just take your ideas and transfer them to other people. I do it with more humor. You do it with more wisdom, but it's the same process and when people say, well, you know, what do you like podcasting or books or radio or TV? I just say, I just want to transfer my ideas into your head, talking is probably the best way to do it, you know, the visual gets distracting, adds other components. And things like that. But I just like to think, I think of myself as a humorous and a thinker. Yeah. I love that you described yourself in ways I describe myself. Look, you are clear. You would like to influence people, period. Yes. Yes. And you do, and you do a very effective job. If I have asked you that ten years ago or 20, would you have said the same thing? Yeah. I was always pretty, you know, I was never really just comedy for the sake of comedy. I always wanted to have an idea involved in the comedy. And I was always kind of that way. I started in radio, I started doing a show called love line. It was an advice show, you know? So the very first thing I ever did was people called in and Dr. Drew and I gave them advice. So it wasn't like I started. All right, so now. Knowing you and your history. So when you were in construction work, till one age where you in construction work. I was in construction work from high school to about the age of 31. So at 12, 25, what do you want to do with your life out of corolla? Your answer would have been. Well, what was I realistically impractically going to do with my life or what did I want to do? That you want to do. I wanted to do comedy of some form. So you would not have answered, I want to influence people's thinking. That would have been a lofty goal for me. Even at 25. Oh, it would have been too lofty. Too long. I see. Okay, okay. I wanted to work at a greeting card company writing funny Mother's Day slogans or get into a writer's room of a sitcom you'd never heard of and just write, punch up scripts. You know, I all I wanted to do at that point was get off the construction site and get into some air conditioning. I don't think people really realize, you know, when you're really working blue collar, you know, it's a 101° in the valley today. I worked in the San Fernando valley. I worked outside. You know, it's kind of tough. You drink from the hose. You go to the bathroom in the porta potty. You eat off the lunch truck before it was cool. And I just wanted to go into a building like this with some air conditioning and a drinking fountain and a break room and a vending machine and a key card..
Dennis Prager Podcasts
Who Is Adam Carolla?
"I find it impossible to fully accurately describe you because while I venerate the notion of comedian, you transcend that title. Why would you want me to say you are? I've never really given that a lot of consideration, but I would say I want to put my ideas in your head. I'm not any different than you were or are. You know, you always tell the story about just wanting to share ideas and, you know, people say we want you to run for office or we want you to do this or do that and you're replies all you wanted to do in life is really just take your ideas and transfer them to other people. I do it with more humor. You do it with more wisdom, but it's the same process and when people say, well, you know, what do you like podcasting or books or radio or TV? I just say, I just want to transfer my ideas into your head, talking is probably the best way to do it, you know, the visual gets distracting, adds other components. And things like that. But I just like to think, I think of myself as a humorous and a thinker.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Charlie Welcomes the New King of Late Night, Greg Gutfeld, To the Show
"Greg, speaking of your show, you know, it's only been what about a year year and a half, is that right? Yeah, I think it started April 2021, right? Yeah, so it's a year and three months. And it was a little bit of a risk that Fox took, but you are just slaughtering your competition. And it's been, it's weird because we waited for the right time to do it. And it just made sense. Like, I pretty much knew this was gonna happen, but I couldn't say it. And so did Suzanne Scott, who was the CEO, we were talking about it and we go like, it just makes sense, because when you see a hole and you just know you can feel it, it's like it was right there in front of us. So, you know, and I got to tell you. So I had Adam Carolla on a couple of days ago and then I did his podcast. Great guy. And we were talking about how you know when something is successful in Hollywood, they don't talk about it because it is so damaging to their psyche. It is so humiliating. So he goes like, he goes, they pretend that my show doesn't exist because they just, it's like they can't look in the mirror and see their own failure because that's
The Charlie Kirk Show
Adam Corolla on His New Book 'Everything Reminds Me of Something'
"With this right now is one of my favorite comedians and commentators. Someone who I listened to on a regular basis, Adam Carolla author of the new book, everything reminds me of something. I'll make sure I got that right. Adam, welcome back to the Charlie Kirk show. Thanks, Charlie. So Adam, what is your new book about? Well, it's about whatever the questions were. So normally, this is my 6th book, normally I sit down and write about what I want to write about in this book, I wrote about whatever anyone asked me. So celebrity questions and fan questions and it's an interesting process because it got me to think about things I would never really never would have formerly thought of because I would just write about the stuff I was thinking about. And it got me out of my box and it made for some interesting dialog. So I think your fans will like it.
Mike Gallagher Podcast
Adam Carolla: Gavin Newsom Is a Sociopath
"Adam Carolla was on Tucker Carlson show last night. Responding. It's insane that he's talking about freedom. The guy shut down churches. He shut down beaches. He shut down outdoor dining gas 7 bucks a gallon. He shut down schools. He had mask mandates. My kid went to school but had to eat outside. He had to eat lunch outside even during a rainstorm because they wouldn't let them into the cafeteria. They arrested a guy who was in the Santa Monica bay paddle boarding alone because they shut the beaches down and this dictator is talking about freedom. It's so insane. But kind of a bigger picture. And I think we're on the same page here, Tucker. California votes for this guy. Now, this guy makes my skin crawl. He's a sociopath, and there's something clearly wrong with him. Like I bet. Hats hate him because they can sense what he is. But there's something about California. It's like Nancy Pelosi, Newsom, Adam Schiff. These are some of the worst people on the planet. What's up with people in California? You should, they're repugnant people. I know they're in your party, but they're horrible people. Why are you voting for them? Now, that's how we all feel, but we're not 300 and whatever million Americans. You wait and see. Gavin Newsom is going to be the nominee, and you better keep an eye on him. You better keep he fits a checks every box. It's exactly he's exactly what the Democrats are going to need. To beat back a Republican challenge in 2024.
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
Adam Carolla Shreds LA Unified School District's Mask Rules
"Corolla was talking to megyn Kelly. And he said that he believes that children are being forced to continue to wear masks in school for nothing more than to teach them compliance. It's a really good point, and obviously he and I don't agree with the LA unified school districts decision to continue masking kids in school. I don't like seeing my son run up and down a basketball court with a mask. While the coaches are on the sidelines with no mask, we've talked about the stupid arbitrariness of these rules and the ambiguity of it all. It makes no sense. It makes no sense that people can go to a ball game and stuff cheap, hot dogs and ice cream down their face with no mask on, but the guys playing or on the bench need a mask or what's going to happen in New York City with the Yankees and the mets, some players who are not vast, apparently can play in New York can only play on the road. It's so fucking dumb. We're a dumb nation or a stupid nation, you know, I make fun of Afghanistan and these countries living in the Stone Age, chopping people's heads off. Women wearing beehive Costa was for beekeepers. There's nothing different with the masks. There's nothing different. It sets us back into an era that we've never seen. It's complete horseshit, Doctor Fauci, and asshole, the CDC's full of idiots, don't reason for this anymore. You know, the school district, the teachers union, there are a bunch of pricks, and as Adam said, they're hypocrites. There's no science to what they're doing.
Dose of Leadership
"adam carolla" Discussed on Dose of Leadership
"Love this conversation, sit back, relax and enjoy. Here, Adam Carolla on the dose. Congratulations first and foremost, 13 years, thank you for being the voice of sound reason and common sense and the congratulations. Well, you know, I just say what I think. That's my job. Well, that's not underestimated, right? Because it doesn't seem like too many people have the courage to say what they think anymore. I think that's the difference, but I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if they're even thinking it anymore. Yeah, that's so true. You know, I was revisiting no safe spaces again last night. I hadn't watched it since it came out. So it's weird. It's great to watch again in a certain timely, but it's weird. It seems like it's a lot older than it is. It seems like so much has changed since it came out. Does that make sense what I'm saying that? Do you know what I mean that it just obviously because it came out right before COVID hit, but it seems like it was a long time ago almost. But what do you think when you hear me say that? Well, time maybe because of social media or computers, Internet, whatever. Time is sort of sped up, you know, and the cycle is faster and I was thinking about it like we used to make dumb policies and it would take years for the chickens to come home to roost and whatever, whatever politician was behind the stupid policy, they were retired or dead or out of office, you know, by the time it came back to bite us in the ass, but I was thinking about defund the police, you know? There's a horrible idea. And it took about 7 months to buy this in the ass. It didn't take us 8 years, you know? Let's shut down our energy programs and not be energy independent. Well, that took about ten minutes to turn into the worst idea ever. So everything has sort of sped up. I found. Yeah, it's almost too fast. You kind of touch on this in your book, I'm your emotional support animal, but I had Brett Weinstein and Heather hang on the show a couple months ago. And we were talking a little bit about that. And their book, they talk about how we're kind of not that's part of the problem, right? It's like evolution from an evolutionary standpoint. We can't deal with the virtual Ness of everything or how fast everything's going. Like our brains are not evolved enough to deal with what we're dealing with. Does that make sense? Yeah, it makes sense that it took a long time to get from riding a horse to everyone has car, you know. And we could acclimate and not only could we acclimate just humans, but society could acclimate it like we'd go, well, there's some of these cars driving around. Maybe we should pave a road or put in a stoplight or something, you know? It's like, all right, well, maybe one stoplight, you know? And it just, it took place over a year. And now, I mean, in decades, you know, and now it's happening in months. And we're not ready for it. You know, I was watching those safe spaces and there was a part in there where somebody in the audience asked you how do you turn the tide and you turn to Dennis prager and ask him that same question. In a sense, it seems like particularly the last three or four, I don't know, for me anyway, maybe it's because I listened to you all the time. I listened to Ben Shapiro all the time. But it seems like there's some things that are the tides turning, but then it doesn't take long for me to get to feel like ah, we're still fucked. But I don't know, do you feel like that we're making any progress, particularly from this year? Because it seems like there's an element of courage it seems to be in play. I don't think was there when you released no safe spaces, but maybe that's maybe I'm wrong in that perception. What do you think? Well, you know, when things start happening, folks like Dennis brager be or yourself, we may notice them earlier, you know, but it takes the populace at large a longer period of time to kind of understand these things are bad ideas. So, you know, I always kind of liken it to,.
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
AJ Reflects on His Friendship With Comedian Jay Mohr
"I listen to an atom corolla shot and by the way, at this point in time, you know, I don't ever care about promoting someone else's podcast, especially someone I love, like H man. And he had Jay moron. And J Moore, the brilliant comedian was on and I didn't know this, but apparently he had an Adderall addiction and went to rehab and the last I saw Jay, he invited me to go see him perform and I did and it was great, he's got such a frenetic energy and a comics brain like few others. And Jay and I got close because he got very friendly with the great comedian Buddy Hackett. And he does a great Buddy Hackett. And at one point I had reached out to him and I said, you know, my father was a best friend with buddy happy in high school, but he hadn't used to come to my apartment in Brooklyn. You know, I'd love to share stories about. And he couldn't believe he got so emotionally almost cry. I went to his apartment, his condo and I think it was Westwood. And marine del Rey, something like that. And you know, we had a great night. This was way back in the early days of the podcast and Jay was, you know, very emotional about the fact that I had a connection to Buddy Hackett. And I saw him did a couple of pills that night. But he told me their heart pills because, you know, we're all getting up there in age. In fact, he said that night. I'm getting old. I fought when I pee and I ain't laughed 'cause I understand that. And then I saw him in concert not long after that. At the last factory, the comedy store or something like that, and then, you know, I hung out with him and Jeannie bus one night, his squeeze, and she's a great woman, and I learned from again. You know, we crossed paths. He called me. We chickened on each other, but then he kind of disappeared. And I learned from the Adam Carolla show that Jay was in rehab. And he's been a year sober
Mark Levin
Adam Carolla: It's the Small, Vocal Minority Versus Silent Majority
"What do you make of the direction of this country Obviously you're I'm sure you're concerned with the what do you think the biggest problems are with the direction of this country I think the biggest problem is a very small but very vocal group of newspaper owners and network owners and celebrities are very against anything that happened before they were born It's essentially let's tear everything down that exists as us pull down every statue let's move a boulder because somebody wrote an article in the newspaper a hundred years ago that call that racist And then there's a silent majority of people who just sit back quietly watching them do what they do because they're scared of being called a racist or homophobic or xenophobic or being ostracized or removed from their job So this very small minority of people that are essentially pulling the strings for society and most of the people in that society don't agree with what they're doing but they're too scared to speak
Mark Levin
Adam Carolla: Professionally, the Phone Doesn't Ring Because It's a Popularity Contest
"Speaking to that I know a few people in Hollywood You know who have spoken out I mean big time actors and others who make their views known I mean they don't poke people in the eye They're just patriotic And they say things that most Americans used to agree with I guess that's conservatism today Harry you treated I guess it depends on where you go and what you do But how are you treated out there Well personally I'm treated fine I have friends I have comedians and actors and people I know And Hollywood by and large on a personal level treated fine but professionally the phone doesn't ring I mean I create my own podcast at great my own documentaries are right my own books Now make my own stand up specials with the daily wire So I kind of realized a long time ago that it's sort of a popularity contest out here And I'm not that popular So work is going to be difficult within the system but if I go outside of the system and create my own work then I'll always be employed
Mark Levin
Adam Carolla: If You Debate and Disagree With a Liberal, They Call You Evil
"I think you see this others now who maybe were more Liberal Democrat and they say wait a minute When I debate with conservatives not all obviously but as a journal they want to debate They want to engage They want to understand And they stand for things that actually I might agree with I mean I may not agree with all their positions but fundamentally liberty and competition and stuff like that I find that people if they really engage or something like that even look at Alan Dershowitz right now They start to see that one side really wants to engage in another side wants to destroy the crap out of you if you don't agree with them You get that sense Yeah and it's also their terms of engagement are very twisted They're like you can agree with them on 8 out of ten things but if you disagree with them on one and a half things then they don't want to engage And your by the way what they do is they basically just go It's not that we disagree It's that you're evil And you don't engage with evil people why would you Now it's convenient because they don't want to engage and they're missing most of the facts But they do this thing where they do add hominin and then you're evil sitting down and having a conversation
Mark Levin
Adam Carolla Talks About New Show on the Daily Wire
"You And you're doing a whole new series on the daily wire which really is evidence of this In other words it's a comedy series You're doing You bring on different guests and so forth obviously And what is it that motivated you to do this I mean in addition to having fun and so forth it's a message you're trying to send Well maybe in a sense it is I mean I'm a comedian I want to do stand up specials I live in Hollywood My opinions don't mesh nicely with the folks that run Netflix or the folks that run HBO But they do match more nicely with the folks at daily wire but it's really the daily wire just doesn't discriminate They're not snobs and not elitist snobs And they went comedy And I'm a comedian who wants to do special So we got a peanut butter cup here I got my I got my chocolate I got the peanut butter And let's do it Hollywood never stops crying about mccarthyism but they apply it all day long
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
The Horrible Abuse Anne Heche Suffered
"But I got a peek at old crazy and hash talking to Adam Carolla. I saw that on social media. And I was taking it back by how good she looked. Have you seen her lately? I mean, I always thought she was a little cute, even though a little cuckoo and all that. We know about her past, but she finally looks like she's gotten past a lot of that dark shit that a life was filled with. I mean, and hash suffered terrible abuse from her father. If what she's saying is true, because some family members say it's not true. I don't think someone would lie like this, but has said she's on record saying her father, Donald hesh, who was an evangelical Christian dude who also was a closeted gay man, I think he even sang in the choir. He would sexually abuse her when she was a toddler. She said he raped her. He fondled her. He put her on all fours and had sex with her. And then after he died, her mother became a Christian therapist, lecturing about how gays could overcome homosexuality. This girl went through hell and
The Adam Carolla Show
1st All-Civilian SpaceX Crew Launches Into Orbit
"There at it. Elon musk space. Company made history wednesday after its first all civilian mission launched from cape canaveral florida. The mission is called inspiration for sent. Four civilians into orbit Got a geo. Scientists a us air force vet a physician's assistant who was also a cancer. Survivor and jared isaac men. He's the billionaire. Who purchased the flight to help raise money for childhood cancer. They'll be flying about one hundred miles higher than the international space station. They'll carry out some experiments you about balance and testing. Their blood will be there for three days. They're expected to splash down in the atlantic on saturday and they're not docking anywhere so they took the like basically the the sun roof off. You usually have that closed because that's dachshunds. So now they have this giant window above them and they're just like us overeating now. Yeah they went up this morning. We sorry yesterday yesterday.
The Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney Announces Olivia Munn Pregnancy
"Story. I've been very interesting. I'm such a huge fan. Had been very much under wraps until now john mullany. I really want to hear what you have to save all this because now we know he was in rehab. I think twice broke okay. divorced or divorcing. I think it's anna. We always brought up. Stand up now with girlfriend. Olivia mine and they're having a baby. He
The Adam Carolla Show
"adam carolla" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"You like your personal responsibility. Why didn't we get into this and then could have been could have been a time where we turn the corner started heading down. That healthy road could've could've used as you got me going around. That says diabetes runs in your family because nobody runs in your family. That's funny good all right. So fatty bring up. Bring that up every once in a while. Or whoever's interviewing him right gina you have something about share and the brothers. I know i've been thinking nonstop about love boat as i imagine. You thought what happened to brian. And the only way i could find to repay you was coming across this little clip that i thought would bring you a certain amount of joy. It is creepy it off pudding and it is share dancing with the osmond's and it was. It was just a little small token of my of my gratitude for the lubbock clip. You brought in yesterday. Burka what is it seventy seven. Maybe on her show or the osmond show on her show. Because there's a lot of cross everyone had a variety show each other's. I think this is share show. But i'm not one hundred percent but there's a lot of clips that i've finding lately that our share performances from the share show with people coming into to do the hustle with her Pretty gay so. I think this is her show but either way. Please just taken the majesty and consider it a little token of gratitude to sing a little song of ruining get this is cultural. Procreation donnie looks just like cartoon donnie. When they draw him focused song. Effort whitewash forgot about the jumpsuit with the giant collar bill ban and the flares at the bottom. It's a onesie. Yeah tight wounded joy. That guy sure. That's tito all right. Seventies co.
The Adam Carolla Show
"adam carolla" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Into it maybe laugh. Check it out what we have final one final one two thousand nine directed by the disaster king roland. Emmerich two thousand twelve remember. He was the crazy dude and the trailer on the radio. I don't remember. I remember well. The mountain talking about and was near up john cusak. Amanda pete's oliver platt's danny glover thing i couldn't i couldn't get my mind around with that movie and i've only seen it twenty six times The thing i couldn't figure out about that movie was cusak license. It was the movie we gotta find it. And i've brought it up on this show before the movie took place in like two thousand eleven or thirteen or something or house. Twelve two thousand twelve title. Sorry sorry stupid. I'm sleep deprived the movie. Two thousand twelve point kuzak pulled out his license and it said on his license that he was born in nineteen seventy nine younger than me. Why you're the art department. You gotta you gotta make up a license for kuzak. It's two thousand at the time. The movie came out. Two thousand twelve was only a couple years off kuzak when he made the movie was forty. Four why have them younger than you mean. Here's my point that kuzak say i want to be young. He had two kids. Have you ever met him. He was divorced. No i i have a sneaking suspicion. He's very obsessed with steaming younger than he is He used to go on. Mtv trl when the top five list movie came out though the high fidelity out of place trying to relate to the teenagers and it was like is he. What is he wanting to. I don't know if anything to do with this but it feels like he wants to be a lot younger. Well you're playing divorced father of two. You can be good your normal age right. It would seem the best choice for the character and a struggling author as well. You can be that movie. Had one of the fucking worst messages. Who who director again rolling might have fucking guy in the nuts. Yeah it's day after tomorrow. That whole movie. Zillah got so high spoiler alert. That movie was about the powers that be knew that the basically the end of the world was coming in the whole world was going to be covered in water seawater and two thousand twelve so they were building. The giant arcs essentially and if you were amongst the elite you could buy yourself a place on that arc meaning if you had a whole bunch of like if somehow you can help finance. The we were damon. Do this movie. We're about fracking. If we were if we were aware of this s you could go. Look honey a year from now. There's going to be nothing but water here so sell the house. Sell the cars cash in the stocks. Do everything pay five million dollars. And we'll get a room on this ark and that there's be in the himalayas. They're building them in the himalayas but at the end of course all the all the heroes were saying why can't everybody get on the arc. This arc shouldn't be it should be close to the poor and it shouldn't be closed. Hit should be art prevalent. Well okay. I'll tell you the problem. I off the fucking get built if the rich guy did not give the money to build these huge super expensive. That's why the arts exist number one number two. There's not enough fucking room on the ark for all the poor people and number three. I want the super educated super rich people going off to start the new world. Fucking poor people with zero education. That's me so so marex. But all open the art to everybody. Everyone piles on the ark and then the arc sinks how about the fund could be will pay for the arche to be on the fucking arc. Let's play some games heard little batch. That's what i'm saying fucking messages. Why can't be on.
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"adam carolla" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Like. I came from college. I go well you bear you. Wear your best clothes when you go for a job interview so if somebody will looked at me you guys would laugh. But i learned that. That's what i did. You know i you know. I went to public school. I learned how to get along was enforced. Ninth tenth eleventh. I'll different schools. you learn. i always Also say this about this profession. Where people you know when i think and i don't know how you feel you can definitely tell me you know when i see that somebody hosted a game show for thirty years or did good morning los angeles for twenty five years. Everyone thinks well. What a career. That guy really hit the lottery. You know thirty years working. And i think i feel sorry for them and they go and i go because part of the reason i wanted to get into this business was variety. Everyone thinks it's about money it's really about. I'm sitting across from kevin costner. Doing a podcast right now. And as soon as we're done i'm going to walk back to the other warehouse and we're going to have conference call about the trailer for my independent movie. And we're going to look at the poster. We're gonna try to design the poster. Then i'm gonna walk back here. And i'm going to another podcast but it's going to be about cars and walk back and we're going to work on this. Paul newman documentary that variety part. And as i always say when you hear about the guy working at the postal sorting facility for forty one years you feel sorry for me to go. Why and he goes because he is in the same place for forty years. Look at the clock. You just when when i when i hit on acting when i hit on every you just don't look at the clock you you work late in your work with your friends and you laugh about stuff and you know early on. You're pissed off about everybody else. It is successful. You look at somebody on tv and go. I'm better than them. You just can't help but do it but you're going to. How do i get there eventually. Kind of dropped the. I'm better than them. And you just go to you. Just go to work you know and you and Yeah it's nice to not. It's i can do anything i want. I really can reinvent my life. And i tell you the day. That movies don't mean anything to me. I won't do them right. You know but my life outside. The movies are so. It is so much bigger than the movies. I mean i have these things. I'm seen on television. i'm sitting on. The couch is talking to the guys on the radio. I'm doing things but honestly And but people really out there. Probably they don't want to buy and they wanna say oh. Yeah sure but it is. It is it is seeing my My kids I in little league. It is seeing my my daughter Like the dresses more than the ballet. So she's four years old she just rather by the dresses you know at that. My kids are amazed me they are really funny and i and my older kids you know was sixty years old man and january eighteen sixty years. Old guys like mind boggling But i i had my twenty seven my twenty nine and my thirty one year old daughter stand up and talk about me in front of like a hundred my friends and and There was a moment in time when they couldn't cross the street by themselves. But then to have them articulate who. I wasn't their life in front of my friends was Powerful and. I have that that in on film. That's not for anybody else. But i have that in in my life more often is about that than it is how it is. I am known somebody Matt from san. Jose has a question. He's been waiting to ask you for a few minutes. Matt twenty five. Am ganga good man. Good kevin costner. I'm a big fan. Thanks matt i was wondering you've done a lot of movies since like the early eighties Than a long time but throughout that time. Which movie did you enjoy making the most. Yeah that's you know man. I'll tell you because. I kind of pick carefully because i kind of do the things that like. I said earlier that i fall in love with. There's a lot that i can look at it. And you know. I mean i love making fandango you know i. I loved making the untouchables. I love making the westerns open range. You know pitching a perfect game in yankee stadium so you can see right away. Why one wouldn't stand out more than more than the other and probably because of that. You know when people come up to me and want to say what movie is their favourite. Let alone me san. What my favorite is is. I never know what's going to come out of their mouth and that actually feels good to me. I think if one hundred people came up to me and said one movie then number one. That would be interesting. That one hundred people came up to you but the idea that that it could be you know it usually is wanna ten movies that people will talk about actually feel really good about that so drilling down on the one movie. I don't know man i you know Maybe bull durham. You know maybe open range. I love the scene and bull. Durham where everyone is standing at. The pitcher's mound trying to figure out the wedding gift. Yeah i think it's a wedding gift either way the gift. Yeah and it's such a. It's such a crazy. The minor league. It's the minor leagues. And you know. And ron shelton. Who wrote that. Who wrote ten cup is number one in a row. Those buses he played with bobby gretchen. Don bailer in. He didn't make it to the initials he didn't make it to the bigs. But i'm sure when i think about that that those guys probably looked back at him. You know always writing notes on what's shelton up to. Yeah yeah oh so. Yeah because that really bull. Durham really felt. Like insider's look at that world was and he wrote the bus. Hey.
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"You do every time you do show they just give you a canteen at the end of the show with says ellen on it or whatever and then your house it's just we have whole drawers. Just fill fill and you can't really throw it out 'cause like spun aluminum and they have a nice court with with the of chain on it and it's kinda cool and hannitized ellen right in the side of but you will never use it as far as i can tell. We're moving much less than we used to move. I personally am. I when i was growing up zero air conditioning and one hundred percent movement like i was thinking about this the other day. We would grow up in north hollywood. We would take a bus to santa monica to go the beach. Just me and my friends. Just take buses like nine days. Later beat defeats the seasons would have changed colder that point. But we'd get there you get to the beach and then once we got to the beach. We had no money and we had no water bottles. Or sodas or anything. We just body surf for like six hours run. Ba- run around to all he does lay out in the sun. Run back and forth the ocean and then at some point after a day at the beach you'd get up to go walking back to get to the bus stop. And you'd pass a drinking fountain and you get a couple of hits off it and it was onto the boss with no air conditioning. And the seven transfers to get back to the sweaty san fernando valley never bottled water net. Nothing transportable no canteens. No no anything. How did we survive all of that for so long and now everyone just sitting in an air conditioned office building and they got a car that parks itself and it's got air blowing. The seats are cooled and everything else. Do we need this much. Hydration we've got air belongs right now. You gotta water bottle in front of you. I know you're part of.
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"The i'm surprised. Nobody's made in adam corolla yet. There's definitely enough content out there so should be nobody possibilities. Can we can do that all right. Anyway let's get going with some clips this first one. We're going to go to timber twenty eleven and we got some deaf frat guy on the adam corolla show perla show sixty four g the only guest. This one was held for almost a month. Which was common for remote shows. Are things you just plug in later. Heaven evergreen it's from adam's car driving deif g gives adam refresher on his frat brothers. It's very funny. Check it out from adam. Corollas car on the way to the ontario improv. This is the adam corolla show today. Adam takes a road trip with the deaf frat guy and now the bro that maverick goods before all the hoes adam corolla while this is truly an exciting moen first off get it on got to get it on no choice but to get it on mandate get it on and welcome to yet another on the road edition of the podcast. I'm excited because There's a new man back in town. New sheriff ho. He's been here before but he's been out for a little while now he's back. I just picked him up from lax. We have about an hour drive ahead of us. And i thought it'd be nice to do an interview on the road with none other than the f g the deaf. Frat guy could see a maverick. Yeah and big picking me up on the plan. I got a little bit on the the convent that got access to the akon and as we talked at something that stewart at ninety seven you're flying coach but donald feeding me free being once i explained to them. How at potato on work they don't care how potato got work so they it to this gain dude was giving me distinct. I some terrorist awesome jet and i was like do mind your business. You're ruining my ramp. We delaney's so once you told him about the potato gun they were feeding you the cores lights. It's all brown saga. So a little backstory. The deaf frat guy. I was introduced to the deaf. Frat guy many years ago and then when i started doing my radio out here on kelly sacks in los angeles and beyond the different guy would be a regular performer on the show now back then you were a fourth year senior. Usc six year senior and then expanded six seven to eight. And this trippy brown. Because we're driving through traffic and is really good driver. But like i want to watch the role but my eyes are glued on his mouth neck. Lamb pre lamp right. Yeah because you've got. Yeah yeah read lips yes. Normally you'd be looking ahead but in this particular since you gotta watch me. Watch my mouth. As i changed into into the left. Lie so You were in town you. Iran delta foo Heh food you had a pretty good following not only locally but but nationally as well but we had chapter the cannon though we still do by the way were her mexico surprising number of california prison channel right walker in state. Yes a lot of fans spread out. Yeah i'll get cooled at us from them like you know like. Hey here's my friend. And i my stalemate pony down drinking some prudhoe singing songs and maybe lane. I will fucking asked over the toilet. Right said lots of the tips of the camp from a lot of the fans spread out around the country and There was a. You're dating ashley at the time. I can't remember which couple of ashley's then was ashley. Doubt and then then was asked me to one with shave boon right now. The weird thing is is that everyone iraq james bush. So there's ashley the try doubt ashley. This one with the shame bush ashley into one. That rocks the on. Seventies muff really. Oh so there's three okay. 'cause there was tried out in one with the shave bush and i never could always confusing. With which ashley we were talking about in all three of them really. Wow and poochies on call radio game. I mean he was on the. It wasn't on the programming side. He was stands who sales but he still knew he had the line of ideas for creative right right and they had I mean i took it as constructive criticism but a few ideas of what could some spots. We could have improved in our radio show. He always thought that you were in danger of going morning. Zoo that were overproduced. It was over-produced right. Okay but i don't want to dwell on the past but so you had your delta foo You you know you're you're pretty popular. Things were going pretty well. I had my boys my crew. I had pucci right Parties you know him. What i i used to stay like daring geeta but only five foot to write a short. But but that's why you got a lot of pussy right. Do taunt man dude was nana's more trimmed in Barbara all whatever. The outcome of jet lag right. But his like five to look like they're gina so he used to get checks but now he gets even more because he looked like Short of the situation. Looks exactly sean right. Yeah he used to look like a short derek jeter and now it looks like a less short situation and sixty and to respond to the right hand absolutely so that and then there's douchebag oil. There's mike gaffe mike Who are some of the other. Cats can't remember mike. Mike al all right. Mike and mike f right Mike mick or mike mc day right. Oh then there is I forgot about guy dude brown. That's his real name right. Yeah i mean that's that's pretty impressive wolf. The fuck was up with that duty guide. I didn't wanna say anything but you told me you only let him in. Because it's real name guy dude bro. Oh yeah it was. Like italian of romanian. Do bro. but we're like dude pros that we gave him to bed. He had a bad name. And you have to give you a guy through bro. Thinking became an Muslim something right so says pucci. Douche bagel moose. Moose wasn't gay but i- e every time he told me story. He's candid bro. He bought all that abercrombie and fitch stock of really. Yeah so he's doing good. He's pretty good. He was You know being well. It's a funny story. He got into that fight and abercrombie in drafting room to no avail was a misunderstanding. But then he he worked worked an angle or whatever they stay out of coordinate gave him a bunch of stock and so now he's doing good. Yeah because he was to like hang out in the drafting rooms at abercrombie. I'm like what's your problem. I'm trying to get the right finn but bad cfc again. Didn't you say he got would. During the halftime of the super bowl when mick jagger was performing and claims he claimed that he just woke up right like like morning. One right but did not have would win before mick.
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"That was the news with gene grad was. I got one more. Uh spot to do here. And i can't fuck and find it. How are we Yes pro flowers. Oh they got the Little miniature santa's workshop christmas tree. I just watered mine. I just i. It's a real tree. You can decorate it. Comes with the mini tree. Lights comes with a little wooden colorful. Little tree. Lights comes a little wooden ornaments. Kind of nice. Cheer up the place. You know what you have cubicle at work you've got small apartment went a little Festivity go ahead and let me tell you this it's real. It's you know people do that. Thing all the time and they go Oh i got the. I got the fake. Trie looks real. They got they got it down now. I got the fake trade. It's like well why victory. Hey you don't have the hassle having a set up the tree and you know. I mean you know go down to the church and get the thing and go down the home depot strapped to the roof for the cherokee in. It's a lot easier than you know. Three weeks later thing dies. The pintails ever. It's not a hassle. It's not such a hassle. And i think the myself. It's all a hassle by the way you want. Avoid the hassle kill yourself. Let's ultimate hassle. Don meredith being hassled right now. Now he's living hassle-free has given has but the point is like stringing. Christmas lights up on the face of your house is astle cooking a turkey or a ham a hassle. Baking a pie. Hey you could just. I wanna get a frozen pie from costco or something. Yeah it's a hassle but that's kind of the point the holidays it's a little bit of a hassle but you know what it smells like fresh pine when you walk into the house. Like stringing popcorn on a needle and thread hasselt decorating the tree hassle wrapping gifts hassle. Why don't you just put it in a shopping bag. Give it to the kids love flowers. Oh yeah so all the goddamn hassle everybody. But that's the point. All right gina.
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"All right. You have a sandwich. You were making a sandwich not a sandwich. She's go alone is way. Better mozzarella's better this pattern reenters matter and everything's better yup. Everything's better than this cheese by the way nine measure cheese by sandwich ability. Don't use better than blue cheese now. Oh yeah bluejeans. Pungent you don't like gordon. Blue blue cheese has to be used like it's like it's not good. It's not bad it's like a gun in the hands of a cop fine tech citizens enhanced gangbangers. Someone's going to get hurt. You know what i'm saying. Blue cheese done right like when you do Chopped salad salt lake that. I'll give you a good one a nice warm beet salad with a little blue cheese crumbled over its its punching and it can be overpowering. It must used sparingly. You've just been bitten by your own snake my friend because you're doing the thing now where the people with the pizza was just like. Oh man you gotta try pizza like they got dry thick crust. This way from this like yes. If you qualify money times. Yes which means that many times when you're done right go cheese and in brick form. I mean blue cheese. You don't sit in the park and fight into baluchi people tell you what the what the on the cracker little tiny cheese cheese knife and spread it on the cracker occasionally. Blue cheese is good. But it's pungent and it must be used sparingly like anything else. That's pundits talk talking about. What's your point point. That goat cheese is nowhere near as bad as you say. It's it's at the bottom of the cheese pyramid towards the middle. All right. Well why are we talking about a middle middle midland a fair to midland chica. Smell like goat as you inhale. It does it. As a little waffle of go have still the goat. I can you disagree two disagree. You ate your argument is it's not even it's in the middle of the cheese wheel so to speak yes and it is a perfectly all right so why we discuss it. Why not bardy that. i'm saying. Why are we going nuts with the middle of the road cheese by your own. admittance rising. Why is it all over. The planet doesn't serve the fags throat everywhere. I wouldn't have been singled out if it wasn't rammed up my fucking ass. Then what's the mallaig goat. I wouldn't mind it if it was just used sparingly but it's tossed all over the place out here in los angeles especially. It's an all the fucking salads they do it on all the high end pizzas. They sprinkled everywhere. It's a fair to midland cheese and by the way i'm rounding up and giving it a mediocre score. Why is it being used so much only railing against it because it's being shoved up my ass because there's a low calorie option employees. It is as much less fat or whatever than all the other. That's why tastes like shit. Okay you cannot argue with the fact that for a cheese that by your own admittance. Isn't that great. It's being used far too much. Thank you always go hand with moment of silence is a is a resounding thank. You may have another all right gina grant and by the way. This is rare to disagreements of one show. We're getting towards the end of the year. I have disagreements built. Ever they expire nobody fucking. She's all i'm saying is there's ten cheeses that are better than go. Cheese shot up. Thank you go ahead jeanne. Okay you got it representative michelle bachmann from minnesota republic candies better than coaches that pizza and her colleagues on the congressional prayer caucus kind a letter to the are you familiar with congressional big swing and blackhawk as i don't know the prayer. Oh yes she penned a very sternly worded letter to president obama on monday attacking him for his alleged failure to use the word. God more in his public speeches they also say obama is removing one of the cornerstones of our freedom by not referencing. God more frequently indirectly. This conviction is apparently based on a belief By john adams that quote it is religion and morality alone which can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand. so she's not messing around up In case you're not familiar with michelle's work. Here's a clip of her ranting on hardball. That obama is unamerican american. You've already suspected barack obama's he alone there are others. How many do you suspect of being an american. What i would say what i would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the american media would take rate look at the views of the people in congress and find out are they pro america or anti america. I think people would be would love to see. Expose dhaka's okay thank you very much chris congresswoman michelle bachmann of minnesota always horrible about these fucking shows is. There's always the satellite delay so they go You point a finger at the kennedys for having a fair when in fact you yourself. Reportedly had an affair over six years ago. Isn't that true senator. And then there's like one. Mississippi two mississippi three minutes. The person sitting there smiling. And you're like it just looks like your boss state or deer-in-the-headlight or but the rallies you have three second delay so that was just sit there and like a weird shit eating grand gone and you never look more guilty are dumber when you're not immediately answering whatever. The allegations clips specifically was a colossal train wreck. I cut into the middle..
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"Thing then a meeting place kind of thing. It was always a little obscure. Nobody really knew it was going on and there always cops involved and all that kind of thing. Yeah somewhere along the line yeah. I always liked halloween because it was a great chick. Holiday was good. When you're single dude chicks dress and hot outfits that get drunk and they kind of act out you know. They'd act out depending on whatever they were. Did you ever get the when you were mr tease. You get to make that with anybody. Now mr t. was a bad no when i dress when i dressed up like a sailor i met. Jeff yeah because i was in a uniform and i look decent and mr t. I used a piece of charcoal. Have something on my face. I mean i was a fucking mess you know. Then you use was it. Shoop wasn't shoe polish. Now i kind of grease paint or something. I remember using i. Oh i remember. Oh i remember one of the things we did is i think we took like a newspaper. Rolled it up and burnt or something or stint much data all over the place. Whatever it was it was a horrible time. We're cleaning carpets. Were getting seven bucks an hour. Shittiest carpet cleaning gigs. Ever and the only good time really is when you. And i would head over to hamburger hamlet one in westwood. Yeah tell anyone tell people what you would do. How would it work i. Well i cleaned the carpet a fire up the grill. Yeah get going first thing. We would do a search that got me covered where you're covered the manager would give you the keys. Because you'd work all night you'd have to work until like four. Am and the manager wasn't gonna sit there and watch you clean carpet for him so we give you the keys and he'd give you the keys and they tell you when you're done throw the keys through the mail slot that'll be it regarded by the way we have taken a wizar- to through one of those mail slots yes not proud that after we clean the carpet just random yogurt you repeating the carpet machines to forgot about points this. We'd be left alone at the hamburger hamlet and we would far boss. Your employees bonded sure. Yes they're bonded. Teflon treatment on the carpets. Raise whiz. we would. Ray ray would get the grill going. I think i would clean the carpet nude get to grow going. Cook the ad get those burgers going. There's some about making your own burger and a deserted huge kitchen. it's a flip up the tray. Every yet they're kind of like the shining you're in a huge like industrial size kitchen. And you're totally alone as i one thirty in the morning no night raised buzzing away and you're flipping burgers and putting guacamole and bacon and shit and else you want and then the ice maker would make noises scare the shit out of us. I'll tell you it's weird and scary and spooky when you're in some of these places and it's two in the morning and it's deserted like whatever city you're in it's closed down and you're back in the kitchen. Something spooking creepy about being in a kitchen of like Whatever it is like a denny's or whatever when you're the only person in there because there's ten thousand square feet and they're those places that are so used to being alive and then they're completely empty like being in a stadium that's empty and then you walk away. Walk to the back right. You walk to the back and it smells all weird and greasy and you're going to get a bucket of water and the ice maker makes its own weird jolting sound sits dormant for like an hour and then it goes it just kicks on and the ice starts moving and you and you're just be sitting there jumping buchan jumping out of your skin like looking over your shoulders knives everywhere and then he grabbed a knife and you put in your back pocket grabbing. If you start walking around clinton doing whatever your job with a knife in your pocket because you need to be prepared signed you get a better chance of falling on the knife and killing yourself. Yeah so that was a shitty job at ray made the burgers. We do the russian tea room that had a bar. Yeah boost started flowing with the net with the Screen through where you had a finger. It up you had to go to get a boost. Actually chris had that down the good he drink a lot of whiskey. They tried to steal a bunch of cream puffs and then there's edwards air force base. Oh god that made you want to join air force in the it was about two hour drive like cleaning of carpet cleaning an air force base. It's an airport. It's an air rancho walking into an airport where the carpet one that was seven inches across at the bottom and just looking at stream of garbage field of carpet. Going off have have had It was it was horrible. Makes me wanna cry sad. I swear to god. I my kids should kill me if i do that to them. Different time could you imagine if your kid did that. Shit i'm gonna have questions for my kids like what is this job. How far what are you doing. What are you doing how you may. I was driving adver edwards with ever last. Yeah what about what about. We wouldn't get drivetime. Drive time was half time was a black guy from new york did have a license and some other things too. I shot a guy shot. A couple guys shot a couple of guy a couple of guys. Yeah put them both now. We kill to. Yeah that's nice Yeah it was. Good times. The guy i worked with the guy i drove while he was just smoking sp- leaf all the way. I picked him up at his apartment on a sunday morning..
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"Since my senior year which is basically wanted to start started dating of high school I dated girls that i find out during the relationship that they've previously been sexually abused And i don't know if it's something that that icm them subconsciously are or if it's just by chance that there's that many girls out there that have been sexually abused by data. And i wanted your your take on it. There's it's a combination of two things. We've broaden our definition of abused you know I mean it used to be you really had to be mackenzie phillips and now you know somebody blows the wrong way and the wrong direction. Wind blows and You're right so there is an element of a broadening of the definition far too liberal throw around the term rape for. Yeah that's right. I remember when rape was rape Got old days. I both ways But but but also there's a dynamic that you sort of possess where you're attracted to that person just like a woman whose dad may have been an alcoholic being attracted alcoholic so you have a part in it and then there's also societal part of it either way. The hottest sexual ever have met with long periods of fruit for jibbidy. If that's a word thank you so spencer yeah You're twenty Have all the fun you want. All right don't get anyone pregnant. Haven't done that yet. And here's the real deal you can date all the you know damaged goods you one. I don't say that in real pejorative way. I say that in a way of if you have been abused sexually seriously abused and you've not dealt with it or you're not dealing with it. It's going to be hard in a relationship and especially when you're dealing dealing with eighteen nineteen twenty year old women who you're dating so don't get anyone pregnant. Don't marry anyone has much as you want. And then when it comes time to marry someone make sure. And here's the criteria you need to really think about because there's some i really thought about when i got married. Everybody should think of it this way. You're not going to be my wife. You're going to be the mother to my kids. That's the yardstick you need to measure because you're going to be my wife that's different measuring stick. We're gonna party. We're going good time. We're gonna do this. We're and do that. But you are going to be raising my kids. And i don't want some nut job stripper doing that. The live in nanny That's what i said i had. I busted up my nanny tonight because I picked up my daughter. We're having a little dance party before before the podcast. We'll dance party at my house. And i turned up. Turn up the tunes or little dance part. And i picked up my daughter and.
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"Or hearing elvira. Well you're right even the even the thought of having intercourse with my daughter is not as bad as hearing elvira once again. That's a good point. That's a horrible horrific horrible song. Yeah well some other scary things going on at disneyland If you look carefully around the park you may just discover a few hidden things that walt disney's magic kingdom a little bit of wacky edge. One reporter just told. Aol news that one of his weirdest discoveries while researching disneyland was finding out. How many actual graveyards are scattered throughout the park. Ling real dead dead people The reports said there are six or seven graveyards at disneyland. That can be easily seen if you take the time to look around haunted mansion. They're all over the place for real threat. The haunted mansion. Yes including a pet cemetery. One is in storybook land at the canal. Boat ride during the alice in wonderland part where you're saying. These are real. Yeah gravesites yeah. That's what the guy said. He said there's also a graveyard on tom. Sawyer island dead people but we'll hold on are these people requested to be buried. I think they were once a part of the disney franchise. You know people who help build the park. That was a request. What are you gonna do. Well you die on tom. Sawyer is island your maintenance guy and it's a weekend the raft ain't working and you know we're going to do wait a second. Is that a problem. But i mean show you bury somebody in a cemetery. That's supposed to look like a sort of fake or mock. sarah cemetery it's sort of diabolical. It's like it's like it's like taking. It's like you know when the best place like if you.
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"Bobby really right performing this weekend. At the irvine improv. By the way. Remember me right adam. Sure yeah the little guy yeah. We did Your tv read tv. Yes seven seasons on an eight eight season. Yeah on the ratings really good ratings eight. Mexicans watched it. Yeah no that love. We'd get the photos of mexicans and they go. Yeah rowell's watching it. This love the Who'd you do michelle kwan. Something once well you fly did it did it. Once that was like my second sketch ever was it. And that was a sketch where afterwards dikla sioux chief executive producer of turned me and goes when it keep you on the show. That was that moment. Not how. I remember it. Because i remember you saying that he thought i was margaret. Show that was your line. I as a as a joke. You guys filmed. We found the new guys film. That hollywood centers dance right. Yeah and so. We're we filmed the man just right up right across the alley or some. They're just like next door. There was a lot of stuff there judge shell and sometimes you music videos hers strokes so yeah i do pills with them so i'm sober now. Eight years now. Seven years almost march sixth. When did they thank you so much. Thank you when when did it get to be. It's worse i mean. When did you go. You know what. I got a problem end. My second season of mad. I was taking vitamins a day just for my package and i stopped showing up to like table. Reads and sketches. So they gave me intervention right intervention. Dikla suci some of the producers on the show and i think we lying showed up and get together. There's a poster of him. And then i threw on my bike and right and they wrote me another scheduled. Connie chung sketch and did you flush toilet for for drama sake. No no i r. Yes cliche wall was supposed to do with it. It's going to it's going to be there. Yeah so then. What happened. Was i throw away. And i'm like. I felt fine right and so friday comes and unlike about to shoot a sketch connie chung. They put me in the makeup. And i'm sitting in the makeup chair. And i start shaking like to look the keys. Yeah i thought i was going to like. I felt my oregon's thirty day for about how a couple years a couple of years. So i was drinking too on top of that. Who thought it would be a good idea to get you off. But not do it. Sort of supervise and manage facility. I can't get you off and on television care. But they want the product. Look they're not really care about me. Care about the product right so i i should've possess a thing to them and i'm at the set and there's an audience and the lights turn on and they go action and i go good evening. I'm going to say connie chung. And i'm saying it i pooped you really don't in my pants. Wow and you could see it. Come down the stalking really cut right. We wearing pants or skirt dressed up long as a whole different direction. But it's real. It's so real wake showing. I'm getting a horn and I remember dikla suci. The executive orders are looking at going. You're going to do this. I don't care you're finishing it. So the poor wardrobe ladies have to clean it you know what i mean which is like not in their job description. Really you know yeah close. Yeah and then. I remember i remember taking you know five minutes sketch taking hours by line and i remember afterwards that audience. They're all they were just groaning. It was not getting it was up eating it right. Sure and so. I'm packing up my dressing. I remember none of the castle goodbye to me right with the last show of the season. And we're going adult. Gti and i remember crying the lot light. I just fucked up my whole career. Not that watch the show but what happened was afterwards i started going to meetings and stuff and one of the producers saami at a meeting producer was silver and mccain name that has and then they got me gave me a trial run and then stayed on it for six more years which episode first season second season seconds eight seasons. Somebody wrote down seven here. But you literally shit yourself doing connie chung. Yes it was just like you know the kind were like the ring the calamar to call it the cal amaury sure Is on fire. Feels like you squirted like having narrow sauce inside it it was awful it and just squirting myself oh anyway so you doing you get on thirty now. Where do you get thirty had several. I can't name the guy's name but there's a guy Who he's people know him in this sketch comedy community and in the comedy comedian general He's a big guy he's not from. La he's well liked. He's supplies people. He's a funny guy he's done like soap operas and television sketches and stuff anymore hints. Not up he's hispanic does it. That's it all right. no okay. Yeah and he would supply me. Pretty much use my. Oh my god that just got me so you thirty thirty a day. Yeah it a milligram. Were they They were. I think. The average milligram. Actually they were big. I call them. Big blue's apparently the weren't for a while they weren't actual virus. There was something else that are these their horse pills and would you take them through the course of the smoke marijuana And then i would drink. But i got sober when i was seventeen originally from math really i stayed sober from seventeen to i got the shell. And then when i got in the show i relapsed and then i realized for two years and then i got silver on. Well i never really talked about. It feels like love this no please. You know. I've talked to dr drew about people going. What thirty viking. In today doctor says some people are on one hundred a day. Brett farve was like hundreds. I think really. Maybe yeah. wow yeah same. Same dealer point is is. He loves himself. Some sketch comedy improvising. Well and sketch comedy so so you get off this stuff. And then he base clear like essentially detoxing but on the stage with this. Yeah but you get sober and it's been how many years now it's been seven years almost seven years of nothing. No marijuana no alcohol. No nothing i mean once a year make tile or something uh asleep but no problems that nothing all right because ideas if you started drinking a glass of red wine with your meal eventually that would spin off in the and have it with me is. The first thing that would happen was because i'm not huge. Rinker do it. Because i tried to like maintain because i was at toward the end. You'd take me more biking and be roy. Start shaking because it just takes more and more right so i would drink to try to curb the shaking. You know but i would probably drink a wine and then weak. I'd probably start to taking valium. That's my that's my gateway drug to take valium to go to spas go spas. Yeah yeah i on ard more sixth avenue right and it's open twenty four all these cots right and twenty. Four's there's naked..
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"adam carolla" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"The adam corolla. Show adams guest today. Kyle dunnigan which gina grad on news and ball. Brian on sound effects. And now if you build it he will come to say if you talk about building hill. Have an orgasm adam corolla. Yeah getting on got to get on the trophy going to mandate to get it on. Turn that that about you right. Jeeva grads right key. E w l All right so I just landed here. landed down Van nuys california probably about five eight miles from where we are right now. Jetsetter jetsetter jetsetter are so. I just flew in from vegas. We had Cousin sales fiftieth birthday party. All orchestrated and put on by one. Jimmy kimmel and let's see so. I'll try to unpack all all the stuff from the weekend sell right away. It wasn't a surprise. was it not not a surprise. Who do feel like a good part of my life is saying shit and another people russia though. No don't don't say that. And i'm like what i yeah wasn't a surprise. What soap we did air roast for sal on friday night and then the surprise i think was We had all these videos. Everyone made a video. So the edict one out from jimmy which is like everyone put together video of like a funny cousin south story. Keep it short and we did it all. I'll play you mine tomorrow. We don't have it here right now but everyone's a lot of back and forth like we need. The video got said the video out. Here's the deadline for the video. We're going to edit the video and all the videos were too long and chiba knicks. The whole thing because the production surprise that it didn't you off vander but they're all out. I spent time share online. We'll we'll show it tomorrow but you'll you'll see that. There was some production involved with what i was doing with either all well and good. How did you get there. man wealth we got. So we're going to vegas. We're going to stay. Caesar's we're gonna party with sal we're going to Friday night schedule is friday night. Jimmy club jimmy has a comedy club out there as you guys know about reopened right soft opening go there and we're going to have pizza and salad and drinks and whatever and then we're going to go roast cousin sour we're gonna go upstairs and roast cousin south and south seems like the kind of guy that can take a roast yes give her as she was roasting i was roasting jeff ross tested positive for covert or something and couldn't fly or something. Jeff ross ross. But his sister ivy. And you're quietly very funny knows you've never heard of now on. Oh i worked with her. I'm friends with what facebook. She's she's quietly very fun. Jeff sister cell system talking about jeff. Got it right. So we're gonna roast kind of interesting like as a as a dynamic. Psychologically which is. I was gonna roast. I was going to close out. The roast Like mary morose and cousin. Sal but in the room is jimmy onstage shells onstage. There's some heavy hitters in media there and you know you don't want to go up there and lay in front of like some really seriously funny people who are sort of thinking. You're funny so i was working out some of the jokes. Of course. I don't have a lot of time to dedicate to the rose. You know so i was trying to work out. Some beets and i found myself just moments before. We're leaving for the airport. Just with matt on punisher. Try to work out the bros stuff. We wrote it down. So i can get to that so they if i may ask politely or otherwise. They your jokes or them. Mike lynch joke that some combination cause harder to commit other people's stuff to memory. Of course i. I gave mike a list of like some notions i had for roasting sal earlier in the week. I got hold of like in the afternoon on friday. And i sort of said you know what you got. And he was like man. I don't have much so we just ended up going with that with my stuff so fixed up car pebble beach right so it was like most. The stuff is sort of inside baseball cousin sal. They're not traditional universal roast jokes. But we can. We can get into that in a second. So baby doll was there and And bill. Simmons was there in that clay travis was there who took over for rush limbaugh like four hundred markets or so and of course jimmy and the f. word my love boat shirt so and also like just one speaking I do have multiple poacher. But so there's couple of things one is like. Where's everyone landing in life. You know when. I met cousin sal. We were wall. He picked me and jimmy up from the airport. He lived in long island. Picked us up from kane like nine thousand nine hundred ninety six or something but when a year later we were sitting in a restaurant in manhattan bad chinese restaurants. Place jimmy. you'd never eat at. And we were was me and jimmy and sal and his girlfriend at the time and we're just sitting there in jimmy was saying like you have to come out to la to try show business like we're going to give it a run. This is ninety seven and south. Like i'm an attorney. He was an attorney. I don't know what kind of attorney but he was. An attorney actually never do that and his girlfriend like sort of i know she's fiance but she was like we're going to get married. And we're gonna live in lock on long island. She was a schoolteacher and she was like looking at jimmy going. No no no no. He's not going anywhere. And sal was like. I don't know she was like no. He's got to go to la so we can have a life and she was like he's not going to la. And i was just sitting in between these people who are start. Yelling each other about your. He's not going anywhere. The go get out could fuck out of the restaurant. I was like i didn't really i just came with jimmy like i have a dog in this comfortable. Plus one right so he came but it's also funny like e you know you go to these parties fiftieth start like thinking like. Oh yeah i remember. i remember. I was standing in. Jimmy's office. When bill simmons got off the plane from boston like he was a blogger. Who is who is at notable. Yes sports blogger. Is the boston sports role. The into jimmy's like jimmy. Adam that's bill. Bill adam you guys can write together thinking back. There's a guy there named rob mills. Rob mills runs abc. He he runs all the unscripted stuff. Abc and like disney plus and hulu or whatever begin so everyone's sorta like he's at the party nice guy a rob mills was like a pa on my talk. Show and a nobo- zero burger and now he's running abc so everyone's like oh you know. Put my reality show on your network but point is as time passes quickly. You don't know where people are going to be nice to people. Call be cool man. Because you don't know where these people are going or what what lays ahead as an outsider. At the time. I remember the first time i was aware of cousins. Sal is an entity was when jimmy was doing win. Ben stein's money. I think sal was like brought on there as maybe like a quote unquote replacement hosts for jimmy. Yourself right right the affects. You know what i mean. He was like in the running bit for the show. So jimmy had his club with the rose on friday night Then saturday was four cabanas. By the caesar pool the upper deck pool and everyone hanging out and then saturday night was god. All right providing was dinner at shit was a wrote it down on my hand hand. Wash radios juices raoult's guy razzmatazz. All these. i'll think of the name of it. Now wasn't it caesar's. We walked across the street to colonel something. Whatever adam pair language that. The party doesn't he plays in vegas I'll think of the name is vice. Anyway that was great. Everything was great meetings paying for everything. So it's all awesome. He's there footage of the roast george. Seventy like streamed it or something. Because i got a text from jeff ross like the next morning going. Oh you killed it on the road. So he was. He was back in l. A. watching but but either way it was. It's.
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"adam carolla" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"We're going to go back to twenty ten. We're going to joe rogan phone or what else. This is adam. Corolla show episode three fifty. It was originally released as samurai bears. Which is the name of a baseball team in the documentary that the guests matthew asner danny goldberg promoting so this is actually build the correct way. joe rogan's also in this episode teresa stress from brian. Bishop joe rogan's in this half of the phone now we've never played before on the show. Adam curler show three fifty joe rogan. Check it out partout tomorrow in the corolla classics. Yeah i get it on. Got to get it on joyce to get on mandate in and on thanking listeners lauren subdued bringing by the barbecue for all of us to enjoy and we all just happily doug and i'm sure he beat off on all of it before he brought it in but either way we dove on it like ravenous dog so Thank you lord Other than that. I want to tell everyone. We're going to beat the irvine improv. I don't know if i've told ball. Brian and theresa about this or not. But i think we're trying to do in planning on doing a live. Podcast live show. Don't worry you'll get a little extra scratch for driving money. But there's some jamison and that's how i do nervous in front of the live crowd and i got a booze it up. Watch t get loaded and ball. Brian will be there with the sound effects machine. And i think we'll try to get dana. Gould there's somebody out there but either way you can see how the sausage is made in. The fudge is packed. They've just chat today. Get to see how the sausage is made. I think just change it to see other fudges pack either way we'll be down at the irvine improv thursday night july i live doing the show. So come on down and check that t. You're getting ready with your news. I am looking for my goddamn plugs over here. Did with my paper. So why don't you start pretending like you're doing the news and then i'll just jump in and stop you some good idea. How about an intro Hold on all right now. T-bone yeah the news from the international news center next to donkeys mini bikes. This is the news with teresa strasser lot to get to today. General mcchrystal has resigned. He's being replaced. By general portraying president obama agree to accept his resignation effectively. Ousting him from the position of top commander in afghanistan and replaced him with general portraying. The decision came in the wake of a rolling stone interview with mcchrystal in which the general and his aides made disparaging remarks about the obama administration including digs the president himself obama sitting or just. Can you resign. Aren't gonna fire your ass. Obama said yesterday that he let mcchrystal go not because of any policy disagreement or personal insult but instead because quote it is the right decision for our national security. The president said. What's that mean. here's my interpretation. It's far who is exactly well. He insulted the president after. Fire him if he insults where it's not national security. Well the weird thing is. He doesn't disagree with him on policy issues he just kind of and it was more of like right ad hominem kind of like i have to fire you because people found out that you talk shit about me. Yeah i have to fire you free to mock me during a war. I mean that's cool but it's it's not it's not if you're not firing first security res- i mean he'll say well. Nobody in that position should be giving interviews. And letting the sensitive whatever going but the sensitive information is that. I'm a dick well. Christmas was leaking some shit or really. Yes there's yeah. There would fired him without incident. It's always funny when something happens where they go. I'm not firing you. Because of this incident happened to be firing you right now because of this incident but would you have gotten fired anyway now. It's hard to prove but you can't just go to rolling stone and start insulting people. That's why tax. Oh i should just say. That's why i'm firing. It's weird because there were generals who disagreed with bush but they disagreed on policy matters different. That's telling people. What do you call obama. A worse or something wasn't in the white house. Essentially so goodbye. Mcchrystal oh dutch police. good mcchrystal. Well all i know is that he was on the same page policy-wise with the obama administration. He just had a personal problem. Going to say this does any general in the field much less anybody in the field like the guy back in the air conditioned office stateside. You know what i mean. Is there any. Is there anybody who does a tv show. That likes the suits in the in the main building while they're out doing fourteen hour days i mean is it. Is there any grunt on the ground. That likes the general. That's pushing them around me weird. Maybe you found this when you became a landlord like you probably thought. I'm going to be awesome landlord because i'm not going to be due to my renters. But then somehow they found a way to hate you because you were there landlord. Yeah there's just that thing that you know inherently don't like your boss fads students have with their principal or even students have at their principal. Just whatever the seven eleven employees have at their manager. This thing i mean. I'm just saying going back to the civil war. Everyone on the ground. I mean everyone that was kind of in the trenches. I'm sure they had some policy issues. And i'm sure especially now that they're i mean. Think about what these guys have to do. Think about the rules of engagement that they have to deal with. They can't return fire unless they can find out that. There's no civilians blah blah blah. I'm sure everyone is miserable. Think of how many rules there are in war now versus world war world war one. So i'm sure as the bean counters you know multiply and as a lawyer's multiply as a suit small multiply. The generals are gonna get more and more miserable. Whatever battlefront they're on and by the way everything's going to be filmed and reviewed and taped. And you know and there's going to be it's gonna have to go all the way up the chain of command before you can open fire on anything now..
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"adam carolla" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"What's going on over there. Wait a minute. It's almost being abducted next thing you know. They got a target on their back but good and detective guy has to protect hot chippy. Going low that the plot of witness essentially exactly hot chick would notice everything back they now they noticed nothing by cobra is what made me when i heard you go on the show and talked about corolla are about co branding. The in our doubt that was it for me. I kid you not. I knew. I knew my buddy i was like i gotta meet him. Corolla just talked about one of my favorite movies of all time for our doing at the end of november. Want to go on a cruise with us where we are going to break down the movie. Not kidding will be broken down on the now we are going on a cruise and cobra will be broken. The greatest of all times great. It's a great move on like a thousand different levels. It's going to be a seven hour movie. It will alert eighty s theme of music videos in the middle of movies rates. Montage montage literally nothing to do with anything other than in other movies so it gets a pass all right. Listen with my minus five points in my off five there. I'm at. I'm at zero right now. Here we go all right up next. Tom cruise plays ray ferrier during an alien invasion. He's got to protect kids to rebuild a relationship with his children while aliens are trying to kill him in two thousand five's war of the worlds shockingly relentless movie. Yeah this one is where he worry. Yankees adam red sox fan. Yeah the yankees habits movie. I didn't like the fact that he had a sixty five mustang rent a racer hertz car and he was rebuilding an engine for it and it was rebuilding throw two out of two hundred nine and now that bumped you as well as one of my biggest probably would have been rebuilding it to eighty nine would have been period correct but the two eighty nine and also speaking of cars the electrostatic shock that the aliens gave a screwed up the sole annoyed on the star of all the cars so like no cars could be started here. The one minivan that. Tom cruise decided commentator. He told the guy to fix it. He said that's the problem with it and that one car got fixed. Here's the deal. Every car was rendered null and void but any car that was a stick shift. Could be bump started. You need the starter so now. This movie's twelve years old now or whatever it is back then twenty percent of the cars on the road were still stick shifts or whatever but if you had a stick shift you push pop the clutch. Start the car minus the starter. So it shouldn't have been every car should have been the lion. Share of charleston is also when crews. This is the famous time when he lost his mind. This is right around when he did the cow jumping up and when he did the matt lauer interview and there was a rumor that there's tons of tents as far as i could see onset to to get people to do. Yeah because he switched this publicist which when he went to the tents were wear on trying to get the extras and the crew and everyone to come read email scientology's and not know this supposedly now. There's just one but this was like when it got to a tight so there was a code fanning in this song. Perfect dakota fan..
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Thomas Markle Suggests Oprah Is ‘Playing’ Meghan and Harry in Latest Interview
"Let's let's cleanse our palate with a little bit of meghan markle's dad. Tmz reports at thomas markle says he and prince charles have one thing in common. They both been ghosted by. Meghan harry and He's not a fan of oprah and he kinda like kinda calls harry a cock in his own way. Here's a clip from his recent sixty minutes australia interview. I think oprah. Winfrey is playing harry and meghan to go. She's using them to build her network and build. A new show. Needs all the help. i think she's taking advantage of very weakened man and getting him to say things that you just shouldn't be saying on television. So you think are saying i guess the frailties of harry and meghan it and decided to cash in on that i think so. Now she'll she'll disagree of course and she might even assuming i don't care but the bottom line is it seems to me. She's working harry. Is there really bad green green. Maybe with australia sixty minutes australia. Max padded we have harry with with the oprah that old clip calling. Everyone a racist. Remember what he worked to halloween that year. Oh what s uniform. I'm glad that everyone's done something. So this is from Heyman oprah couple of weeks ago apple. tv show together. The feeling of being trapped within the family is. There was no option to leave eventually. When i made that decision for my family i restored. You can't do this as well. How 'bout is after. Get until i am able to do this. She was going to end their life. Should have to get to that.
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Khloé Kardashian Scrambling To Erase Unedited Photo Of Her Online
"Kardashian is on a mission to delete a private unedited photo of herself from the internet. According to page six the image shows the reality stars face and body as she appears in a bikini by pool without the heavy editing airbrushing. That are the mainstays of kardashian photos on instagram. And we have. And i'm gonna show you it There she is pretty girl wearing her bikini. Look cheap that's Khloe cocoa lowey chloe. Chloe as she forty yet. I don't think so so. She's thirty six thirty six so the pick started making the rounds around the internet. Many people are reportedly forced to take them down under legal threat from the kardashian camp and in a statement a chief marketing officer of k. K. w. brands as the color edited photo was taken of khloe during a private family gathering and posted to social media without permission by mistake by an assistant. But this is a perfectly lovely picture of a perfectly healthy pretty normal
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Uber Ordered to Pay $1.1 Million for Discriminating Against Blind Woman
"Uber has been ordered to pay one point one million dollars after an arbitrator ruled that the rideshare companies drivers discriminated against a blind woman and her guide dog more than a dozen separate times lisa irving. She lives here in california. She said she was denied. Rides or verbally abused by drivers fourteen times from two thousand sixteen to twenty eighteen in one of her accounts they tell her to Get out of the car and try to force red car. I don't know if it had something to do with the dog or not but she was ordered three hundred twenty four thousand dollars in damages and more than eight hundred thousand dollars in attorney's fees and court costs uber of course argued that it's not their responsibility and You know this is. This is an issue not theirs. But in two thousand sixteen uber settled lawsuit by the national federation for the blind to ensure that passengers with guide dogs are given equal access. So that's gonna cost them another
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Los Angeles USD, UTLA sued by parents unhappy with school reopening efforts
"Group of parents. Frustrated about reopening classrooms in l. a. county they are suing be los angeles unified school district and the local teacher's union so the daily news reports that the lawsuit alleges that elliot's de breached its responsibility to act in the best interest of students by allowing the teachers union to dictate when the schools should timothy snowball. He's the attorney for the plaintiffs. He said an interview That ucla which is the the teachers union students as a bargaining chip by refusing to have its members returned to campus sooner in order to try and advance the union's own agenda for example the complaint alleges that during negotiations with the district about reopening the schools. The union wanted other issues address. Such as defunding. The police although students are scheduled to return soon as we talked about snowball said parents are worried. Utsa will renege on the deal and and they won't offer the kind of in person instruction full-time that they want instead. Still the hybrid learning. But this is like punitive for back pay situation.