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Microsoft unveils four Surface computers and a new folding phone
"Big surface event panos pumped mega pumped screens folding cameras. Improved walk straight yet. So there was eight devices into an update to the so basically the context of this is mike. Smith has a bunch of new surface devices for windows eleven so they will drop in on october fifth and they also have an android successor for the surfaced u as a substitute so got surfaced. Pyrite which. I think. I wrote before they still announced but this is the kind of one. We've been waiting for years. Kind of minas ov- redesign but some Screen changes and internal changes. Fundable this stuff. So that was kind of expected and then really minor change. The surface pro acts as a wifi modal. That was kind of like okay. Cool that's happening. Then the surface go free again. Might changes Prices up upgrades this stuff. So yeah k- cool. We kind of expected that. As well. And i guess the surprise Surprise we were expecting a new surface book. But it's the surface laptop studio so replace but team that sort of name and like the way they did it but basically it's a complete redesign at the surface book. So gone is the detachable display. Which i guess i didn't like pessina and a faint everyone Questioned is it full. I don't think the surfaced laptops g necessarily has a good answer to who is it for either but the the actual design is essentially if you remember the odor acer laptops with the the screen folds for almost pulls food or hatred. Folio they post on. It is kind of that design. So it's not really like the unique design that you would expect from the surface of us. That's kind of like myself really focused. Previous who has been very unique hinges and stuff is like a kind of unique hinge in that sense for the overall designers. Yeah it's like one of those crazy eight laptops that we saw many years ago just looks a lot better and more refined
R. Kelly jury asked to make him 'pay' or not fall for 'lies'
"The R. Kelly sex trafficking case will go before a jury before a long a long time abuse need to be brought to account for his crimes or a man who has been framed by a series of lying with users it'll be up to a federal jury in New York to decide this as prosecutors and defense attorneys make their final pitches before the case is turned over assistant U. S. attorney Elizabeth Geddes told the panel it is time to hold R. Kelly responsible for the pain that he's inflicted on victims exhorting the jury bluntly to convict him meanwhile Kelly's attorney Dever of tenet told the jury that what they've been listening to from prosecution witnesses was full of lies and that the government let them live he counted the prosecution claimed that R. Kelly ran a criminal enterprise to procure sex partners for him telling the panel that R. Kelly was too rich and famous to have to recruit women I'm Oscar wells Gabriel
'Notting Hill,' 'The Duke' director Roger Michell dies at 65
"Director Roger Mitchell has died at the age of sixty five according to his family details on his death were not given our margins are a letter with a look at his career you have a stomach bug I could have a step up Roger Mitchell's most famous film is Notting hill with Hugh grant and Julia Roberts for a time it was the highest grossing British film ever Mitchell also me changing lanes with Ben Affleck and Samuel L. Jackson as well as Venus with Peter o'toole Mitchell also directed for British theatre productions his TV adaptations include Jane Austen's persuasion and the Buddha of suburbia in the nineteen nineties
Britney Spears court filing says conservatorship should end
"Britney spears is taking a big step to end the court arrangement that is why her life for the past thirteen years you might be surprised to know that for all her complaining about her conservatorship Britney spears has never formally asked the court to end it until now that is she's filed paperwork saying that she agrees with her father that the court arrangement be officially terminated the filing says the singer fully consents to a quick end to the conservatory shipped and that puts her in harmony with her dad who asked for the same result earlier this month while the filing marks a rare instance where her and her dad James spears C. I. tai it's not the Koombana Yom moment that it appears she says getting her dad out of the conservator ship is a necessary first step in regaining her freedom I'm Oscar wells Gabriel
Adele Is IG Official With Rich Paul
"Guys as dell has gone instead of their show with her new man rich paul. They went to a wedding together over the weekend and adele shared this photo from a photo booth snapshot looking gorgeous now. Adele rarely even post pictures of herself. So this is a huge deal. What were your first thoughts and you saw this. I knew this was coming by the way i after she did that. Whole with the braids like she was and the jamaican flag outfit. See that was coming right here. If adele's happy then why shouldn't we all be happy for us. She went through a wedding that of marriage that failed. Come on now. I knew right then because you say once you go black cleveland. I've known hjelm love him. He came up through the ranks. Lebron wanna lebrons boys. I'm so proud of him. And i'm i'm happy. Happy for him. And i can't wait to hear her new music. Because tail is going to go from sending the little sad solves. She goes star singer. Some being make the status. Oh yes watch this.
Ravens Honor the Late Michael K. Williams With Omar Whistle From 'the Wire'
"David. Simon he was the creator of the wire walked into the stadium last night for the ravens win over the kansas city chiefs. He got to hear the omar whistle from the wire. They played that in the stadium last night. So the sound of omar whistling to farmer in the dell as they had their opener last night. It was pretty cool pretty cool moment. There is david. Simon said it's the little things that are going to get me. I guess but michael is going to last but Omar one of the great characters. Michael k williams found dead and At age fifty four. That was a couple of weeks ago.
RuPaul Breaks Record for the Most Emmy Wins by a Person of Color
"I'm looking at this article on a variety in said emmy soul white. No actors of color win despite record nominee lineup. But i thought. I saw a poll actually one Rupaul makes emmy history with most wins by a black artist. They said no actors of color. So i guess they don't consider rupaul and actor. I have known. But rupaul definitely one
What to Watch on TV Monday, September 20, 2021
"Ten night is the night dancing with the stars. The season premiere some of our favorites. Cody rigsby from pelivan. Taking the stage. Mel sees taking the age more. Brian austin green. Joe joe joe see wa. She is going to be having a same sex partner and that has never happened before dancing with the stars. So that'll be a first time for that. She's going to do it. Cody should do it. To see your right code. He should do it to agree hundred percent. Ncis the season premiere. There's so many people excited about that. The voice the season for me. If you are just fan of television tonight is a good night. Because there's a lot of season premieres
RuPaul Breaks Record for the Most Emmy Wins by a Person of Color
"The seventy third annual primetime emmy awards also took place net flicks was your big winner with a record of forty four trophies After their ten primetime win. Ted lasso and the crown took the most award. So congratulations there. Rupaul made emmy history becoming the most awarded person of color on the shows. History with their eleven wins for his show. I mean it was good. Everybody was very excited to watch that last
Chris Rock Says He Has COVID-19, Urges Vaccination
"A popular comedian and actor has become the latest celebrity to be diagnosed with a corona virus Chris rock says he was vaccinated and still ended up testing positive for covert nineteen and he is issuing a serious warning to those who have been balking about getting vaccinated against the disease in a tweet he says those who have not gotten their shot should get vaccinated he didn't describe the extent of the symptoms other than to tell his online followers you don't want this truck is fifty six years old when he appeared on The Tonight Show back in may he announced he had been vaccinated even joking that he used his celebrity cloud as the person who did poorly trained to get to the front of the line I'm Oscar wells Gabriel
The Gut-Brian Axis
"Now is a good time to go into the evidence surrounding something could the gut brain axes i guess kind of it is and why suddenly become not suddenly. I'm bane. i guess discovered why it's important. Yeah great ray. And it is so much in evidence around the gut brain access and what we do know from. The studies is that the gut brain axis is all these microbes have a two way communication between basically the entering nervous system of the gastrointestinal tract so alcott and the central nervous system. Which is the brain the vegas nerve and is referred to as the gut brain axis now. This communication occurs via the power sympathic nervous system which also is known as the rest and digest mode and this is the complete opposite response to our sympathetic nervous system. Which is that fight or flight mode which gets us ready. But the power sympathetic returns our body to the state of calm and rest whereas the sympathetic massive nervous system get the body ready for that fight or flee which can increase blood pressure breathing slowing down at digestion and take him blood and oxygen away to other parts of the body. So it's important that people know is this of two way. Communication almost like a highway caused going back and forth between the garden rain.
The Story of "Martha" by Tom Waits
"Is about an older man calling up and trying to reconnect with an old girlfriend quite possibly his first girlfriend asking to get together to talk about their past and then at the end spoiler alert. He confesses that he still loves her. And then i. And then i weep openly as every time i've listened to it that's how it ends. If you're looking for the saddest song ever written. This might be hit. Stay said we're talking. So because dan is a monster in a robot. I like no emotions. I wanna be clear. This song very much but i feel like i have a different reaction to it which we'll talk about. We got there. I don't want to give it away. Okay but i let's just say i'm wondering what's going on on the other end of this phone right. I'll you know what i'm saying enough fair enough i will. We will get into that but that is enough. The only maybe the maybe around. But i'm imagining a lot of holding the hand over the receiver and given a lot of this. I just got. I know this guy make make an god yum. Sorry does every year i got.
Things I'd Wish I'd Known When My Kids Started College
"Things. I wish i known when my kids started college like how their meal plans. Don't include ten dollar la taes three years ago when my kids started college. I could've used some guidance. Decent advice wisdom. I went on college tours asking. What are your dorms. Emergency exit plans. I should've asked how many essential oil marketers within a fifteen mile radius. Hold a communications degree from your university. What did i know. I was worried. Said to be losing my babies and wondering how in the name of god they survive without homemade smoothies would my make good choices. Texts be as effective without the appropriate facial expressions. I should have focused on the upside vodka. Bottles would soon return to the oven where they belong. I could keep my journal out in the open rather than hidden in the closet near the vibrators. Real changes happen for empty nesters and our kids during college years. Not all of them bad. Here's what i wish. I knew it will take one year to go from crying when they leave to crying when they come home six months. If you enjoy the kind of privacy you haven't had since clinton was in office. Prepare a speech for when they call to say we've been seeing each other exclusively for eight weeks. Should i still use a condom. That kid who is said to leave home will soon be wondering why you do things like visit and stay overnight. Go ahead and share opinions about what they wear an instagram pictures. I dare you. Are we supposed to quickly pivot from casting out trans fats and other sources of evil to serene acceptance that their diet now includes edibles. Yes yes we are so steel an edible. When you visit. You're paying for it. Your boys will bring home girls who start sentences with as a capricorn. But stay supportive or though blame you for the inevitable. Break-up relax with the anti-capitalist you don't need to be investment bankers bullshit. You'll have to pay their rent when they eventually decide work as oppressive. It will take years before they stop asking questions about. Laundry and ironing
How Can You Escape Binary Thinking?
"I want to be less of a binary thinker and. I wonder if you can help me. Stephen you know they're two kinds of people couldn't resist. Here's my problem. I'm not sure whether this is me personally. Whether this is the human condition or whether it's the human condition in the modern era you know society and politics and media being what they are in this early twenty first century. I guess it is. But i feel that the confidence of all these forces constantly hurting me into yes or no blacker way all or nothing choices. You can't belong to political movement x. Unless you subscribe to all twenty of its tenants and precisely zero of the other movements twenty tents for example now my brain and even my soul no that the world should not work that way that there's so much more nuance than variation to how life should unfold. But it's hard to not veer toward binary thinking. So how can i and everyone get better at that. Well you're not alone. It salient with politics. These days especially in the united states that you're you know all the way onside although the end of its don't seem to be a lot of people in the middle ground not a lot of room or permission even to be a moderate but it's actually much more fundamental cognitive scientists have been documenting just how systematic the distortion is when we try to summarize evidence and we binary is we create categories of what is effectively data. That's so interesting. Can you give an example. There was a study in science and the title of this paper is the binary bias. Oh it's a thing. Yeah plus a little ration- binary bias a systematic distortion in the integration of information and these scientists run variety of paradigm. that essentially. Say that when people are looking at data and visualizations of data center that they tend to be biased toward this extremity. That's in their own minds. But it's not really in data so we tend to make categories of continuous data and there are other studies documenting this tendency when i thought about this without being a scientist to studies directly. I thought there must be a functional
The Nutritional Advantages of Oats
"Week. We're talking about oats. Oh so very good. I always feel that everyone needs to know oats. Yes absolutely so. What would you like to share about oats well other than than the the typical health benefits votes. There's actually two compounds in oats that i don't think very many people know about and so wanted to talk about those today but then also talk about the various types of oats. I think a lot of people have heard of these different types but they don't really know how they're prepared and what makes them different from each other. Good good good topic all right. Yeah so. I think most people probably know that oats Help lower cholesterol. He also helped to lower blood pressure and stabilize blood. Sugar levels have also been known to help people with diabetes. So that's a one of the important things and a lot of these benefits In the past were attributed to a particular type of fiber that's in the oats called beta glue can And that has really kind of gotten most of the attention in previous studies on oats and their health benefits. But we're coming to find out that Oats contain more than twenty unique polyphenol compounds which are like phytochemicals Called evanston reminds have strong antioxidant anti inflammatory and anti itching properties which is why people can use. Oats says a bath like if you get poison oak or poison ivy. Get that itchiness on your skin. The compounds and oats are known to reduce that. Oh so that's why that you know they're known for that And then there's a couple of other compounds called avino kocides that Together with the of the ninian through reminds and the venacuro sides. Which are i mean. Both of them are really hard to say. Yes but these are just polyphenol compounds They've also been shown to prevent colon cancer And also heart disease because they help to reduce the the production of nitric oxide in the artery and And also help with the smooth muscle in the artery. So they're they've been studied widely for this now.
Xiaomi Unveils Its Own Smart Glasses
"Xiaomi plans to launch their own smart glasses challenge facebook's ray band stories powered by a quad core arm processor and running android. The device will take photos with a five megapixel camera and also display notifications messages provide navigation translate texts in real time and even make calls with the wearables built in mike and speakers. All this is expected to weigh fifty one grams slightly heavier than facebook's mark losses and no price or release date has been
Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine Goes on Anti-Mask Rant at New Jersey Concert
"Heavy metal with a message. Megadeath rotman dave mustang endorses what endorses rick. Santorum what okay. I did not see that one coming. That would actually wasn't the story that was looking for. But anyway this frontman. From megadeath. Dave mustang. He is well he was in a concert. He was giving a concert. He stopped he turned to the crowd and he talked. He tells them to look to their left. He tells them to look to the right. And what did they see. A bunch of massless people that are enjoying themselves that are enjoying life any reminds them what liberty is and what tyranny is
What’s up With Harry and Meghan’s ‘Strange,’ ‘Plasticky’ Time 100 Cover Photo?
"I noticed that prince harry and meghan markle are on the cover of time magazines yearly one hundred cover and the one hundred cover has one hundred people who have strong influence one way or the other in one area or the other and they are the couple. They've who's been chosen to be on the cover and they're getting roasted by the internet. The images so overly edited and photo shopped and. I don't think fair to blame them for that. I think we blame time magazine for that. So let me. Just let me just before i tell you. I've looked at every tweet every memo every post and i've chosen my favourite which i'm going to bring to you now but i wanna say in their defense. They didn't photoshop the cover. That's time magazine. However what's with the pos- so the cover shot. There's a bunch of photos inside the magazine but the cover shot is it's harry and meghan and they're in some outdoor setting on their estate in montecito meghan dressed all in Like white what challenge awards jumpsuit. No it's why it's white trousers. I can even tell you the brand. It's the row white trousers. White shirt About three hundred eighty four thousand dollars worth of jewelry. Harry is is wearing all black and he standing ever so slightly behind meghan with his one hand on her shoulder and her hair is out and gorgeous and they're both looking into the camera and there's a very serious faces us series into the camera. Yeah straight the camera. She looks they both have kind of an intense but pleasant. Look on their face. The meam that the the tweet that that completely owns the internet and nobody will top it. Is this one. Harry straight up. Looks like he's megan's hairdresser explaining to her what he's done with her layers
Students Trash School Bathrooms as They Mimic TikTok 'Devious Lick' Trend
"Well. They're not smoking in the boys room. No courtesy of this viral tick-tock challenge. I'm getting into uncharted waters here. Thank heaven a rang kelly. One of the cool kids can help me work through this but yeah there trashing school bathrooms and you're seeing across the country piece. The popped up in the greeley trip By will castillo. Apparently bathrooms have been vandalized that four thompson school district schools mountain view high school loveland high school thompson valley high school and walt clark. Middle school now you thompson school district spokesperson michael. Housman saying that. The district's suspects the vandalism as the result of a trend on tick-tock users post videos of stolen or damaged items referring to them. And i had to have ryan look this up urban dictionary to make sure i wasn't stepping in referring to them as devious kicks ryan what the heck is all of this on tick-tock the tick tock they come up with these outlandish outrageous ideas and it metastasized. And it's as it seems as this is transpiring when it comes to this Vandalism in school bathrooms. Right i really. I really wish. I could explain it. I really wish i could. But it's just something that catches on so quickly like wildfire continues to its paul to the very last extent of it
Plastic Surgery for Prisoners Goes Back to the 1950s
"Science historian sharona pearl is interested in faces. She's researched physiognomy. Which is the study of facial features in their relationship to character. She's written about face transplants. She teaches at drexel university in philadelphia and she was working on a new book about face recognition. She was tracking down stories of people trying to avoid law enforcement taking drastic steps to change their appearance. Everything from people trying to dodge modern face recognition software to a famous british train robber ronnie biggs who got plastic surgery in order to evade the authorities after his massive train. Theft as she got deeper into this kind of research looking for more examples of people changing their faces using search terms like criminals and plastic surgery. She stumbled upon something else entirely. This whole other world turns up what she found. Blew her mind. All of these studies written from the nineteen fifties throws late as the one thousand nine hundred eighty s about programs in prison that gave people plastic surgery as a mechanism to lower rates of recidivism. That's right plastic surgery for prisoners nose jobs ears pinned chisel jolla lines tattoo removal all sorts of cosmetic procedures in an effort to give people a chance at a better life. Somehow if there looks were changed they would be less inclined to commit crimes and return to prison after they were released and this went on until about thirty years ago.
Apple Facing M1 MacBook Cracked Screen Class-Action Lawsuit
"Have you suffered from a cracked screen on your m one mac folk cold the law offices of mcguachie. Oh and hristo actually. Don't call their offices but do know that they're leading a class action lawsuit over the issue. Apple insider says the suit follows an investigation by the law firm and to easily cracked macbook screens that accuses apple violating various warranty consumer protection and false advertising laws. According to the complaint. These problems often develop while the class. Laptops are closed. Many class laptop owners have reported that they first observed cracking and or display malfunction when opening their devices from close position others reported their screens cracked as they adjusted the screens viewing angle in an ordinary manner. The reasonable consumer would not expect such activity to damage their device. Let alone caused an obscured display and or screen. Crack that impairs the functionality. Oh no the gun. Get sued apple insider says the lawsuit which demands a jury. Trial seeks a declaration that the mac book screens are defective. Various damages to the plaintiffs in class and attorney's fees and costs among other prayers for relief.
GM Advising Bolt EV Owners to Park 50 Feet Away from Other Cars
"General motors now advising chevy bolt owners to not park. Their cars are vs within fifty feet of another vehicle to reduce the risk of a potential fire spreading Driving around in the meantime what. Parking lot i mean. You'd better hope there some open spaces. I guess the got to be one of those great big parking. Lots ever see how people do that sometime. They think they have a nice car. You know what i mean. And they part so far he spots up so no one spots and park way for this. You got to do by necessity so you know cause a massive parking lot fire of vehicles that are there that warning comes after the automaker recalled more than one hundred and forty thousand of these vehicles due to the risk of their batteries randomly catching fire. I guess until you get it fixed. You need to do that I would assume that and now but where do you keep it. You don't wanna keep it in your driveway next to other cars. You probably want keep it in your house parked in your garage gnome where you keep all your your profile and your newspapers that you throw it out or this
Everyone Will Be Able to Clone Their Voice in the Future
"World today often feels like it's full of digital voices with a assistant siri amazon alexa and google reading your messages announcing the weather in answering trivia. Here's what i found on the web but if you think things are chatting now just you wait. The voices of these a assistant used to be based unreal recordings. Voice actor spent hours talking in a studio and these clips would-be cut up and rearranged to create synthetic speech but increasingly. These voices are being created using artificial intelligence. This means we can not only create more realistic computer. Voices clone the voices of real people much more quickly creating endless artificial speech at the touch of a button for example it was surprisingly easy to make a synthetic version of my own voice. In case you missed that. That was not me talking. That was all made digitally by typing into a computer. So why would some want to do this. Besides the obvious novelty of it. You might have guessed a reason to make some money. I listen to this was going on. Kevin hart here. I wanna talk to you about why. We have to have mac and cheese every night. Think about it. That's why. I recommend thousands of new shows and this is a promo from baritone one accompany. That's working on an ai product to create synthetic voices and make them something. The media industry wants to us. So we've created a platform. Ai which at the end of the day turns unstructured data into structured data. That's shaun king executive vice president. Ed veritas one. So if you're thinking about audio thinking about video things that are typically unstructured and we make that searchable discoverable author a host of different a cognitive engines that are there from transcription beaker detection speaker separation. And then we provide those tools to you know many different industries that are eating
Are Amazon's Algorithm Bosses Coming to Your Workplace Next?
"You think your boss is watching you at work. Monitoring your every move well if your manager is a series of cameras sensors and algorithms. Then you're not wrong. And that may also mean you work at an amazon fulfillment center. The company known for the detailed tracking of packages and user. Information is also tracking the movements of workers at its warehouses looking to precisely measure efficiency and increase productivity wall street. Journal's tech columnist christopher mims calls this bazo schism named after amazon founder jeff bezos. He's got an upcoming book about it called arriving today from factory to front door why everything is changed about how and what we buy any joins me now. Hi christopher hay zoey. Thanks for having me so christopher you coined the term bazo schism. What exactly does that mean so. Basis ism is the combination of sensors and software to measure. How well somebody is doing their job. And then use software which has of course logic or an algorithm in it which was defined by an engineer. Somewhere to then tell that worker okay. You're doing a good job or you're not doing a good job or you need to be doing this differently. And so bazo. Schism or management by algorithm or management by software. At the end of the day it is just about creating a set of rules and then handing it to a machine to enforce those roles so the person's boss is
Lucky Cat: Falling Feline Gets Saved at Miami Football Game
"The most notable catch in Saturday's college game between Miami and Appalachian state didn't even happen on the field it was a cat a black and white cat dangling from the upper deck at hard rock stadium holding on by its pause first to then one and then the cat bells but was caught by Craig Romer and his wife Kimberly who use the American flag they bring with them two games as a safety net my first that landed in the flag rolled out and ended up being caught a deck below by a guy who held it up like Simba from The Lion King the action caught on camera by Ron Friedman officials say the cat didn't appear to be injured I'm Julie Walker
Amazon to Cover 100% of College Tuition for U.S. Hourly Employees
"The stakes in the arms race for workers just got higher. The online giant amazon announced. It's offering free college tuition to its hourly employees and it's not alone. Big companies have learned that pay raises. Just aren't enough to attract talent in the tight hiring market joining us to explain. Moore's chip cutter. He covers work and corporate issues for the journal chip. Thanks for joining us. Good morning mark. Thanks chip let's talk about exactly what amazon is offering. Well amazon is rolling out. A new benefit is expanding its educational benefits for seven hundred fifty thousand hourly workers and it's going to offer those hourly employees the chance at a fully paid bachelor's degree this is in addition to programs offering associate's degrees high school completion english as a second language so range of courses here but the biggest development is this idea that amazon employees would be able to get a four year degree on the company dime. And who are they targeting so amazon is targeting hourly employees and amazon hired four hundred thousand people in the pandemic but it still needs tens of thousands more and as we reported continuously over the past couple of months. This is a super tight labor market. And it's no longer enough to pay fifteen dollars an hour which amazon's base wage many companies feel that they need to offer even more perks even more reasons for people to one apply or wanna stay with the company and so i think this is really an effort meant to not only lur new people to the company but to keep those some of those existing employees for a little bit longer
Apple Watch Executive Takes Over Secretive Car Project
"Apples always pushing the edge. And i thought apple kind of watched walked away from from cars but the apple watch executive is taking over secretive car project now. Just two days before hideaway. Doug field ahead of apple secretive car project that tech china's tap apple watch exact former adobe. Co kevin lynch to take his place so in the latest changing of the guard for the project known as project titan which is rotated leaders about as much as reporting shifted focused They replace individual so he's been working on this since july when he was brought in to help develop the vehicle software. He's been with apple since two thousand thirteen. Curiously bloomberg rights at lynch still reports to apple's cheap chief operating officer jeff williams and not to john daria the company's head of ai. So we'll keep a watch on what's apple doing anything apple build some apple bands will
Have You Been Crying?
"When i get really intimidated by someone's confidence. I have this little thing i'll do is like when they're talking to me. I'll just interrupt them and be like have you been crying. Really works no matter where their had is at. It really brings them right back down to earth. I feel like when girls are super confident. Like walking around with confidence most of the time. It's because they think they're hot. You know like i'm hot. This is my world. And i don't relate to that because that's just never been my full identity like when i was a kid for example girls that i'm talking about. They were princesses for halloween every year. They were like a princess pocahontas marine. You know like. I realized the other day that one year as a child for halloween i was an old man. I had like some stringy ray. Here my dad's old shoes. Everyone's like you're weird. I was a tarantula on your okay. Just painting the scene okay and then me and these girls we just go off in different directions. Our whole lives like out into orbit. And then when your lives intersect later it's it can be very strange because super hot girls don't understand regular girls lives so they'll give you very shitty dating advice for example like they'll be like okay. He's playing you hot and cold okay. Okay chelsea they knew it you can do. Just ignore him. Just ignore him for a little bit. Trust me okay. Just thinking are hem chelsea. Throw a little bit like all right well. I haven't heard from him in five months. Thanks for the hot ugly. I hate when female. Comedians really ugly garbage. I'm just saying that like when. I get super dolled up like the best i can hope for. Is someone like maybe. She's a
My Son and I Are Failing Math
"Thirteen and it just keeps getting harder and harder so hard. My son is in seventh grade. I want all you new parents to know this right now when you were in the seventh grade and you weren't smart you're definitely not going to be smart when your kid gets to the grain. Is harder my son. And i are failing math now gonna see minus that see in in private school. That's not good. That's failing so. Of course she brings me in for a parent teacher meeting five at school. That's what they do. These sits you down because they're concerned. Mr cooley mister. Clean pleads down on i don't want to nip this in the bud to twenty. You know mr coy that your son has this theme arniston math. I'll that's not good. What are we gonna do is solve that mr koi. Will you need to help me help him. I can do whatever. I can over here at school. But when he gets home you need to crack. Open that book and start working on the question. Bring that great back couplets to the team. That's two quite. And i was like you know. I'm a comedian and i hired you to teach my son. Oh
Fancy Some Anxiety Without Action?
"Just bringing awareness by saying the names of things with ice sort of the whole awareness trump though you when they sometimes people what they want and they go go awareness and i'm like but awareness without at least. Yeah no no no. Yeah thinking about that if they can do. Gosh i mean the oceans on thia. No look at the pictures and be aware to be aware of things. Help with i really do. I'm not wrong about that. It causes depression. The yeah yeah. I good anxiety without