The Daily Show Podcast Universe Episode 4: Pod Save Little Creek Elementary

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You're listening to comedy central. Their podcast listener. This is delighted from the daily show with Trevor Noah. Letting you know that Pond Save Little Creek. Elementary is just one episode and the daily show podcast universe a new mini series from the daily show with Trevor Noah to hear all five episodes search for the daily show. podcast universe on Apple podcasts. What can you do to fight back against the injustices of today? Obviously there's no no better activism than listening to a podcast. It's time to join the resistance against a tyrannical divisive elementary school principal. Along with your hosts I Johnny Tommy and Isabel this is pod save little creek elementary. Hello and welcome to another episode of pod Save Willow Creek elementary the five hundred nineteenth podcast growing network. We are the podcast by the resistance and for the resistance inside Little Creek. Elementary School and Fairfax. Virginia I'm judy. I'm Isabella and I'm Tommy. Word fourth grade and we have so much to discuss this week including Principal Walsh's outrageous decision to shorten recess by fifteen minutes. This is not normal we also have plenty more about billable Welsh's efforts to build a wall between Mill Creek Gallery in Santa Fe Blah mill school. Your parents tax dollars hard at work later in the POD. We have an interview with miss stowed. She's a substitute teacher. Who we think should be the next couple of low creek elementary school? She made a lot of ways last week when she let us have to snack times so excited for that before we get going some housekeeping. We're recording a live episode of pod. Save Low Creek at Jackson's birthday party on Saturday. If you'd like to attend the taping being get your mom to RSVP to Jackson's mom there's going to be laser tag. Tommy we also have some news about Isis podcast. Yes our sister. MR PODCAST has new interview with my sister. Her name is Victoria. He's an eighth grade and she's really mean to me. Check Out pod save my sister on I tunes. Also this episode of pod. Safe Little Creek is brought to you by Blue Apron. Blue delivered straight to your cubbyhole. Are you tired of constantly running out of glue. I know I am glue. Apron is your new source for all things glue crazy glue or cement. You name it last week. I got an amazing lustig from Apron. It's purple. I'm obsessed love Glue Brand. I especially like their edible glow. I don't think any of the glue is edible. Asked to go to the bathroom. Glue Apron it's paste modernize let's get to the news this week. Principal Welsh announced escalation shade war banning the trade of POKEMON cards. He said quote. I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of all snow lacks decks until we figure out what's going on a few questions first of all can the principal do this absolutely really not. He is way beyond his authority here. It's mind blowing for years. The foundation of our elementary school continue to unmistakable truce I everybody needs Kuti. Start and second that free. Trade is essential to the health of this school Isabella. I want to turn to you. So why are they teachers. Speaking up about this clear abuse of power while the teacher speak up when principal Walter pointed Jimmy Johnson Hall Martyr. Even though he's the biggest biggest bully and fifth grade teacher speak up when he tried to ban all finger painting because one kid eight the paint again. It looked like it was edible. We know this about the teachers. They are complicit. They're egotistical and they are. I saw Sali's. Can I just say something this. The principal is bull who is stoking divisions. He's making us learn long division. Every phone has a calculator. Man I can I say another thing. There's there's no reason we should be learning to play the recorder visible lonely instrument. Let's get back on track. I think we need to face the facts here. And this is unpleasant to admit but the principle is a fart face Disa- principal who has shown time and time again that he's a fart face but all of his neighbors are too afraid to say principle welches afar face. It's always like calling someone. A fight face is worse than actually being a Fart face being afar. Faces aces houses. The Principal Welsh Sung student of the month. You're talking about Principle Walsh Judea. Yeah he doesn't even know what a fraction as and all of a sudden he's doing morning announcements and getting straight as part of a larger pattern of corruption. I mean why is it that principle Welt. It's forcing us to learn cursive. No one writes discursive anymore. It's because crystal. Welsh is a right to protest is in out an outright supremacist. This is not normal. Let's also not forget. The principal. Welsh has repeatedly committed adultery and Tommy Minder listeners adultery as adultery is when you ask an adult why hi there doing something and they say because I'm and you aren't I hate adultery. My Dad always commits adultery. When I ask why he gets to eat ice scrape for dinner? My Dad also committed adultery. And now I get two Christmases Isabela. What can our listeners due to fight back against principal Welsh? There are still many awesome organizations out there you can go to vote save little creek dot org for a list of opportunities. We are currently looking for volunteers to t p principal welches his office. And that's a great event for a great cause. You should also check our friends at swing left and how our listeners fides we left all the playground. It's it's a swing set on the left next the monkey bars another great organization and a very fun swaying Oga evade back. After this word from our sponsors answers great I'm going to go to the potty pods. A Little Creek brought to you by progressing. Mommy insurance did you accidentally call your teacher. Mommy did you cry as everyone laughed at you. I've done unless several multi unit progressing. Mommy's which can project you. In the case of a mommy acid guessing. Mommy Insurance will tell other students you did. I did actually say mommy and that just crying because you had dusted you. I question what this work if I called Mister Thompson Dad and hypothetically peed my pants during the school talent. Show absolutely guessing mom you served also covers data accidents no additional cost. Wow where was all of second grade this mommy. Don't talk to your teacher without it Hello pod save little creek elementary listeners. I'm Tom Steyer if you're like me. You're concerned about the direction of Little Creek. Elementary School under principal Welsh. That's why I'm spending twelve million dollars of my own money on PODCAST UNCAST adds to announce my candidacy for principle of Little Creek Elementary. I support progressive school policies like more flavors of milk in the cafeteria and and a ban on dodgeball whether your third grader or a pe teacher. I'd appreciate your support and now back to the pod I guess today is that we I believe should be the next principal little creek elementary. She was a substitute teacher last week. Please welcome Mr Code High Kids. This podcasting studio is so cool. Did your parents are you kidding. My parents are so behind the Times. They communicate via text message. Let's so Miss Stone. You are in mazing substitute teacher. We were supposed to take a geography quiz. You let us play Board Games. uh-huh we were supposed to learn long vision. You let us watch chicken run. Let's start at the beginning. Why were you inspired to become sub? let's see. I got fired from Old Navy for running illegal casino in the fitting rooms. The next day I saw pop up ad for a substitute teacher. NASTY CELEB- make outs dot com and two days later boom. I'm teaching teaching fourth graders inspiring. Tell me Miss Stone. What would your first act as principal of little creek elementary school be Herb that'd probably turn the Music Room and to illegal casino. Okay what else I guess the Performing Arts Theatre I would also turned into an casino so we were hoping you had some ideas that would make the school better for us the students. Oh okay okay okay. You know. I've got problems with principal. Welsh watch. We hear that for example. Why do you fourth graders have so much homework sing? It says there in fact why you have to come to school at all. I'm loving this. You could make plenty plenty of money as a blackjack dealer illegal casino. Okay mistake you've given us in our listeners. Lot think about thank you for coming on the PODCAST. Thank you for having me do you. Validate parking. Parking is free. This is a public elementary school. How how no she could be the future of this elementary school? Yeah Yeah I mean I have some concerns about the illegal casino part of her platform. But there's no such thing as the perfect candidate for principle this. It's not normal. What's not normal? Sorry I'm a- forgot to cut the crusts off. PB and J.. That's all for today's episode of Paul. Dave Little Creek Elementary. Be sure to tune in next week when we will have an interview with Mr Weaver. He is another candidate for principal. Who is running on a promise of Cudi shots for all no student to go into debt because they cannot afford a Kuti shot? That's next week on pod save low creek elementary until then. We hope to see you at Jackson's birthday party this Saturday. Let's on fudge this elementary school. Now this has been a comedy central podcast.

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