581 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura


Hi mommy's and show mos and mcqueen's above eighteen. This episode was recorded a few weeks ago. before we had an incident where my husband was playing basketball against bert kreischer and Well you'll hear the whole story eventually but basically he's in the hospital right now. He's doing okay. He's recovering but this episode was recorded. Awhile back so you'll notice. We don't address the fact that tommy is possible. Okay enjoy it and we'll see you soon. tom You had a really neat idea for the waiting room. Yes what if there was a lady they hired to rub your genitals over your pants. Waiting rooms like the dennis office. Your so when you're waiting you. Just she's old. She's really old but she knows how to do. It sat dot mattress company. I've been in love with this company for almost a decade. now they have been with your mom's house. They were our first sponsor why we wanted a mattress and we were. We didn't have a lot of money. 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The shit go there to buy your next mattress and get two hundred twenty five dollars off your next purchase sought for dot com slash. The shit for two hundred twenty five dollars off your next sofa mattress. Thank you were up there. Tomo- welcome to another episode of your mom's house podcast. She's christina p. I'm serra you are in. You made it your here chest it you're just at. I wanna make you feel like you're the only one you're the only one for me. Viewer tummy sner k. Tell you that. I went to i. I was at the spy. Got mass is and the lady had a hard time pronouncing cigaret- which you say we'll overwhelmed sometimes by the collection of letters. It silly i know but they see laughing. They see like b g and then there's a you and they're like oh there's something foreign going on here yeah. I run sometimes on the phone once. I'm on the phone. I think it's a pretty easy last name but lady was like hi mr and the she goes mr like that and i was like cigarettes you cigar. She was like you know. I'm just gonna say this time. And i was like i didn't think it was but it happens. Yours is much more intimidating. That's why i changed it to just one letter. 'cause it is intimidating. I understand why people can't ski pe- as e. s. I t. z. Kyi that's what. I what i when i knew i loved. You learned to send you can spell. My last name is really friends. Oh yeah i like when i you know. My a comedy club will spell your last name wrong. And you're like you couldn't like that. He's just a google search. That's it and they're like we're busy. Or they use the headshot that's fifteen years from when we first started in comedy. And then they think you did. It will be like christina really. Yeah yeah yeah. I didn't do that. We know you're not that young. I didn't send that in. Love is so lazy just fucking typed my name in richer. I knew a comedian. A female comedian who had head shots taken herself when she was like way. Young skinny and like in a bikini. And that was her headshot for comedy clubs for the longest time. And then you know she turned thirty eight forty and it was still up in the club owner. We get mad. You need to show up looking like this girl in the hedge. I'm sorry i'm not as hot. Show me that you like me. That's that's the only when you're not hot. You don't have to worry about not being hot anymore. I've never had this worried. That's so true when you let are so hot ride that oh it's terrible. I imagine you have when you're a model. That sucks you. Age out of modeling at like thirty. That's it. that's retirement age thirty. Yeah they're already like your vet. You know what i'm done. Yeah oh yeah yeah. I think it's good to be just good looking enough. I feel as though you and i are at that level where you're just attractive enough. That people aren't repulsed by your presence. Mostly but you're not. I'm sure it's not your whole existence. Your looks like people aren't always noting. Your how great. I know i kind of. I know this sounds br. I even go. Oh i think it's it's kind of a curse for these like really you're see somebody and they're so good looking. We have just like your like dude and then you realize let's all anybody set thinks when they see like this person is like a genetic free. Yeah there marvel. And then basically the people who i think engage. That person don't ever care like the person thinks or says or encourages it or anything. They're just like look at you know and so those people usually respond the best. That people don't acknowledge that's so true. We were having lunch the other day. Do you remember and that gorgeous family walks in and there was this this man and i was just tall as can be chiseled features beautiful skin and i just turn a tom and i got. This guy is like beyond even desirable. He is cardboard cutout children. Yeah and the wife and the children are just so gorgeous. I thought i don't even wanna fuck this guy because he's to appreciate that. You know what i mean. Give me a little slow. Just like let me see a little weird sweatpants. I just see the outline of your dung and it's a little big little big. Yeah i you know. He was not wearing. He was not wearing sweatpants. Wishing would have i wish. How would you know it's too big because imagine because every he's very big man to just it okay. Are we done talking about him. He was at the erawan anti with his children is. Why do i know that. That's where that nagging thing work. Because i have gone dirty lewd woman before and been like. What's up you fucking dog. Oh my it's not true. You did not see that. What's up you fucking dog. She was like oh my god yes because it was so outrageous to say to her. And say you can't say that day anybody unless they are so perfect looking that it'd be becomes a joke. There is this comedian. I toured with the middle east. Chris i remember his last name now. He was so funny at the time. I was much thinner than i am now. And he's like oh look at you anna nicole like he was like unlike am i. That fatty is like oh you barely on the boat. And i'm like oh you're kidding. That's a good line but it was really funny. Yeah yeah you can only say that to really good looking people you know well like just like i'll walk. I've walked up to like ufc fighters and be like i'll fuck you up and they left because it's the only if you say that like a normal person they'll be like oh do you. Are you trying to fight. You know to somebody can kick your ass. I agree that the pressure of being hot and then maintaining your 'cause i follow. Paulina porous cova on instagram. And she's doing this thing. Which i understand the motivation behind. It seems noble. Where she's like. This is me when i wake up in the morning with no makeup on. I'm you know fifty whatever years old look at my love my written. It's like well if you really weren't if it weren't such a problem for you probably wouldn't make a big deal out of it. She was with the guy from the car and disowned her. Essentially that was awesome. Yeah he divorced her. Yeah she left him and in the will the will. He left her nothing he was like. I'm because you abandoned me you get nothing ricco casick. That's that's how you say. I don't know how to say his last name. Rick rick acing. Yeah they were together for so many years to children together. And also what i found. Is that if a model makes a child with just like an unattractive rockstar. Their offspring is not as pretty as to to mildly attractive. People sure oh she made public debut. Go the one before with the guy. Yesalis you who it is. Oh you know. I wanna talk about dude. Jeff bass owes you mentioned that. Oh she's fifty four. So you mentioned that. Jeff bezos second wife is fifty fifty. And i was like that's so rabbit that his second wife. That's his slammed peace. No no no. It's who he divorced his his longtime wife four is a who. He's got a relationship with this other lady now but i'm so impressed that he went for a fifty year old lady but she's not quite she's a banger put together. Yeah again. yeah wow. Let's see another fun. That i've done like the joke to somebody like i met a couple of people in wheelchairs after After shows yeah. And i'll be like They'll say something. I'll be like. Hey man if you if you're trying to want you stand up you're going to talk to me and they'll be like Okay cancel or i'll I'll challenge do a race. You want race. it's fun you know. They can't run. It's a fun fun. Can you make girly nine. She's gorgeous still to this guy. He's an older guy right freaks. Yeah scared. I don't know who this is but i like him money. He looks like yeah. You know it's a wealthy guy. Yeah to him like you know those linens walking down the street barefoot. Our thousand dollar shoes. Strange In my salon screenwriter. Ed solomon okay as a screenwriter. All right he looks like a larry. David a little when and the attire. Oh yeah he's a little more blessed in the face though. I would say sure. An harry's got a lot of hair sheesh. he's so happy to be there so happy. He's just like used me as a toilet. He selects great. Use the toilet. I'm sure it's what he's saying. You think he wants our her to pee on his face core. Every guy does every guy. Does they see pauline. They go there. You're in yes it is sterile. You can drink it and everybody wants it. Paulina's she's so gorgeous. Remember back in the day the eighties nineties. She was so gorgeous. Country looks incredibly wellings zinc. Oh yeah that's genetics. Probably but you don't wanna be that attractive. I argue that it's too much too much because they need the pressure to maintain it. That's the thing the only the ones where it's really natural like were they really are. I mean she didn't adding yeah. Yeah yeah i mean going back. Genetics are just wild I mean she's no the other one didn't age at all. I think i've said it before. Christy turlington christy turlington liberty turlington. Like being a kid. And it's like all these years later it's genetic but if you look at her now. She looks exactly like her heyday prime stunning crying out loud. I mean she doesn't look right. The news it's wild. And cindy crawford to and her kids actually really cute. We'll know he got a face tattoo but before that. Oh my god. He was modeling for gucci. Or some shit. i mean. She's stunning i. Of course now. They are freaks freaks. But you know everybody's beautiful now right. Nope that's one thing i love that. He's got beautiful. The modeling lane model. And you're like you do you. Not what are you model for the fucking vet. 'cause you don't look like a human model you know. I agree and i look. Instagram model is legit. And you can make a lot of money. Sure but i unless a company hires you. That's the thing if you post a picture that someone took a picture someone said yeah. I mean that everybody is a model. Yeah mean modeling are you. Are you a sex feet taller. Five six. I think your modeling career is over like. Let's let's be realistic here. I know especially the really miles. It really pissed me off. Marginally attractive models. I you have no clear like real gifts. You know like you're like okay you have a somewhat symmetrical face. You're not fucking mum. No get out. But now you can't say that now you have to say that everybody's beautiful and you can be weird looking. I mean i don't mind all these people are in like this is like this is interesting to look at. It's not be. This is not what i'm talking. I'm talking about people who are you. Would you would like. Yeah that person's attractive but like the audacity of you to be like. I'm a model your marginally attractive you know. I know you're talking about in la la seven. Yeah exactly like year in la. You're still good for la right. Like i'm not gonna spit on you if it's a blind date and you show up right. Let's not act like you're a fucking ten. You're not in la or or new york ten. I go even bigger. Because i would say i would argue. That new york city has even more. The women are look. There's the fast la we've got people that are like personal trainers who also are very attractive. But they're not exactly a lot of personal trainers sweat themselves. You know why they got the bod not such. That's much in the face you go. You got a great body. You should pray a little more. Maybe the man upstairs a blessing. That's so true. I went to high school with a girl who claimed she was a model too but the face was like palsy. Or is this your first. Because you're a fucking basset hound sadness you know her to. I know you're talking. I mean now but she so her face was like a six. The body was like an eight or nine and those are amazing. And but you don't have it. It's not a it's not a mile. I remember back then. They made their called said cards. And they have like your shots and and and she wouldn't be the person to jesuit to go. Look at your body. Look at your body. Don't use wish you had a different face. Body will because i'll tell you even okay philosophy. Right they discuss. What is what is beauty and symmetry is beauty aesthetics right. When you look at somebody's face they say that symmetry is what creates beauty and that's just a genetic. Throw the dice dude so to say that you know everybody is everyone. Is you know dude. There are some people born who are especially born and the arab before plastic surgery. You get a bitch like farah faucet or sophia loren. I'm saying that brigitte bardot. These women were stunning. Even sean connery. who just passed away recently. That's natural bra. That's untouched okay. Right this is real. This bitch was born looking gorgeous. Yeah that's true. that's this is the same. You see the same parallel in athletics. Actually you remember when krista stephanos here and he chrissy went to like that basketball camp in jim boeheim was like got a division one shot and a d three body. It's like it's it's just it is what it is like Like same like i was you know. I play d. One football. I wish i could have it the the physique and of the body and then you see that in sports all the time you see if you watch like hard knocks the. Hbo show these guys are like top tier college players. Go the nfl and they're just like us. Don't have it man. it's so true you're you're like you don't have great lateral movement in your hips. It's just not nothing you can do. You can do. But that's life is competitive. Life is about finding what you're good at. There's so much shit. I can't do not play an instrument. I can't move. Well can't do math. i can't. I can barely do anything and barely can do. I can do this this. I can talk to this sitting down. I have such a small skills that so incredibly narrow opened the show. We fucking second. Tim something light and fun to get a start ready we go. Oh time who is randy. Yeah work on the procure dog's immune man christina shit ski train to your mom's house approach copa bland uncle down ma'am spare a couple books appropriate ground brown around mount portrayal ground room apart. Oh wow gosh potter archipelago favorite thing really. Love it and Check out the roach motel. Roach motel jeans checkout. Where am i d tuesday. It comes out here on the your mom's house podcast channel at six. Am please rate review and subscribe on. I tunes Make josh show a biggest. Yes and also to bears when cave every monday six. Am and where my mom's at on mornings drops go there doctor. After dark of course every friday freaky fridays six and we we do the early release now on all the channels east guys have something to listen to early in the day. It's better it's better dow way early in the day. Cool young tom You had a really neat idea for the waiting room. Yes yes so. This is what happened laying in bed. You came over your being affectionate. You start kinda like giving me the over the pants. You're really going to share all this. I didn't know we were going to get that far. I thought you were just gonna share. We're gonna do the genesis of the idea genesis. This and i was like yeah. That feels nice. And then i had a great idea. What if there was a lady they hired to rub your genitals over your pants. Waiting rooms like the dentist office. Yeah so when you're waiting you just and she's old. She's really old but she knows how to do it now. That's interesting is that. Why do you choose the old because this way. There's no like overly sexualizing a young hardy. And it's like no no no. It's an old lady. you don't wanna touch you. But the thing is she's a rub master so she rubbed. And you're like oh and you're kinda grossed out by buyer but then you're like well you really good at this and she's like i've been doing as fifty years and you're like wait. What's her accent fifty s. She's not she's missing a few and so what happens. Is i kind of wanted pants. You don't come in your pants. What happens is gives you a nice sensation. I feel more relaxed than she's ready to see the dentist. And you go. Yeah and then you sit in the dentistry. He starts drilling your teeth. And you're of get that old lady and here again. He's like sure so. He goes mum as she comes in. And then she rubs your lingam a little more through your pants like it's not even well. Let's see this as not sexual oddly enough because it relax. It's like a nice sensitive. Yeah it's soothing. It soothes he i would want my lady are man. Does the same lady knows how to finger and rub. Why don't want her to fingerling. No doesn is like outside right. That's what i want outside reps. And but i want her to be soothing in latin because i feel latins are much nicer i want her to be like miss christina. Thank you for coming today doctor. Today i rub the outside of your count one and say well she would and then you correct or you're like that's a little because you just say mike mike kitty cat or something. My meow yeah. She's like saudi english hard and then she just all she does is she just loves the outside a little and you're like because it is relaxing like a nice sensation. Yeah well yeah. I would just want it as a relaxing. It's like oh and she does know. Here's here's goes your tents during the doctor's office you're waiting for blood work or whatever and she starts with scalp massage and then your neck and your shoulders your arms like they do it the manicure salon and then the final closer is a gentle rob. But it's not it's not like it's not to completion like you said you're not getting worked up. You're just that would be cool on shark sharks. We're here hey sharks you guys like tents. Relax an old lady comes out of the back. Ok this is called. just relax. We brought these old ladies from over the pond and they're mostly gypsies. They don't list but if the one thing that it's helping you relax with their patented three approached technique. Great would you like to try. Yeah yeah damon. You look like you could use a genital rage. Just lay back and close your eyes. Mark cuban you look extra tests and they over the old ladies like he's like well you know. Hey you're seeing relaxed fucking ass okay. Barbara was like wow. My clam feels real relaxed right now. We're like yeah that's do. You wanna give us fifteen million dollars for three percent of our company. My god never make a deal on shark tank. 'cause they they're always like we. We want half your company and we'll give you five hundred dollars ever but you can tell when they really like an idea when they start bidding when they really like that part tissues rare. It's rare and i like when mark cuban goes. My daughter likes dogs. So i like it. Like always like what he brings up his daughter and what she likes and stuff that he has more money than all the other sharks combined really visit because of owning the teams inside. Joyce to me just you know. He's very very wealthy. I think he's an holy sh- knock unease four point two billion us dollars. That's a lot of money that's not I think the other people on the show are wealthy. They're just not billionaires. How much is barbara worth. No no no. I'm a fan of babs. I liked the boat. The man laurie I like barbara. Because she's such a hard ass. You know lorries nicer. But barbara's like to a hundred million holy sh- look at her. She looks great to she would not rob your genitals. No barbara would wrestle. You could combine them. Take it away from work and he'd be like a site. Yeah i'm still good. They still need genitals rubbed. They still do. And that's why are you out well. Then we're hates lee. Stop touching his car. he's out out. That's fine barra. Well i'm just not sure. I don't see women wanting to buy this product. Own really This out turnover and get on all fours. I can sell this at the checkout line at bed. Bath and beyond exactly and we can even do an anal. Relax oh my gosh. Wouldn't that be the best to have these genital massagers and like the bank line. Why don't we use the trader joe's line seniors who they wanna feel values you know they do they wanna be they wanna feel important and you're like you know what you've been touching genitals for sixty years. Why don't you touch mine. Uk the best. The fuck of your life is from a guy who's in his eighties right. Now are so weird without you know what i mean like. We're like. I'm saying you're in line guys like a beautiful me. Mike wayne above eighteen. Oh my life okay and then he just starts kissing you. And how are you so good at this. He's like i've been doing it. Sixty years i don't like it. It goes spitzer's stop. See the problem. Is tom is that. I am so unattractive to people older than me or younger than me that i wouldn't even head on a blindfold put on a blindfold even still live saw body lead. How do isn't how dead. Yeah of course you know how. He's definitely no. He died back thin. Yeah yeah he had a stroke old landlords in the ghetto where we lived on the rampart division. And you would always be like. Why don't you give hal a hand job. I'm like how is almost and then one time. It was raining and leaking into the apartment. And i called hal because the smoke alarm was going off because the had high ceilings and the the smoke alarm is going off. I was gone yeah. You told me that he comes up. And he goes well and he puts the latter and he goes you do it. He tells you all shit you know he goes okay. Here's a ladder. And he goes here suppliers. I want you to cut spending their watch. Dana the base of the ladder and he gives me the pliers. He goes no go up the ladder in just cut the wire. It'll stop the sound. Go all right. 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Let me tell you oranges my least favorite color. I do like it. In certain cars seriously. like lamborghinis nice ordinance data. I think there's like certain. I think that look hot. You're more jack. Think you're colorblind. Bra am would you rather have an orange or yellow porsche. Orange orange g. What i think. Orange here on playboy one whites this pay. No it's not a play. Lider is a black pig. When i say look off now with key always tell the kids now teeth into black sea this shit. This is not will live man. Playboy's not a playboy is a blackfoot live. he's over the shit cancelled. Everybody has own thing to go after. And in twenty twenty one you know. Pick your own agenda. Maybe it's letting the company know. Let him know guys either. You know what to do about these wrappings or stop making lighters. Moral problem misrepresenting. The colors of lighters. A lot of people have different issues. I mean this guy's a an issue with our boy. joe. No joe rogan. Is that fucking good. And and podcast lasy got me on it. she'll rogan. You can't kill god. What you can handle is a bunch of bullshit. People like west mother fucking pussy west. That ripped off that money made on jesus came. He owes it to the children in the world to give back any money. Made on. God cursed with moses plagues of truth. End there in the garage. Your wife cut your dick off. Yana west you'll never get on out there. They they they my ship bigger than anything. You can imagine how many fucking violations do you have. You ain't got no joe rogan. Plan my book because see you again. You my phone number. many times. She tell joe to beef up his security. No but i will text this to joe later next guest. Would you imagine this guy actually. Getting on joe's podcast. I got some shit man just being a lunatic love it. I would love it i will. I'll tell i'll tell joe that. I did give this guy his number give give him. Joe's personal cell number guy seems very kanye west kills. Yeah keanu new. West can try like qian. Yeah everybody knows that guy's name don't pretend liana west. He stupid his come on bro. Try just stupidity. So many years ago we were introduced to this style of training video and it has been awhile and it has intensified to a degree. The you are not ready for what i'm talking about is baltra cock and ball trauma training here. We go like space. Rick to the phone. Oh oh ono boy. How is he how these guys okay. I don't know my question is what are they. Training for is. Is there an olympics. I'm unaware of a better athlete. Oh why why are you doing this. I want to send this my. That's my favorite. The kicks is this like a propaganda film. I don't know the strongest nation. Where's that from. This is amazing. The you know native no we we know god damn pretty great. I don't know if this is going to get men to enroll in the program in the training program like can we get your nets. Kicked are full. Kicks bricks punches of fucking tree log. Rammed into it and the guys are like no emotion. Yeah when are you going to start your shaolin. And the wu tang could be. Dangerous are so lethal tom. Oh my god these guys are real deal. You've seen these guys they You know punch the one inch punch am right through wood and stood up man thrill shit. These monks can do it now. There's one thing i've learned from you over all these years. I know now when a woman isn't wearing a supportive bra. I notice it all the time. Yes i see it. And i out. That woman's not wearing a supportive bra you because you pointed out to me so often i do because it's such as wearing the wrong broadcom in some of the it's an easy problem to remedy. You just have to go to nordstrom somewhere nice. They measure you. The woman brings you the bra and fit you and then your your whole life. Changes back. Pain goes away so changes your think that this lady is wearing the wrong bra. Hell solo homer my god. They're so big. It was a big milkers. My nanna had milkers that big really. Oh yeah i'm gonna have big ones like that. If you don't like that you better look out. That's what i'm going to have been big old hanging. it's like do. that's what happens. They get they get hanging low those tests so huge now zeph you think let them hang does not feel good. That's why i'm so adamant about a properly fitting bra. Because you gotta you gotta hold them up. It hurts the swing around you. Don't want that shit man. Yeah that can't feel good. Do you think there's a point though that you get to this like you get so big like well. Fuck bras right. It's the same point where you're like care if men find me a track. I don't care if i cut my hair. She's like when guys start wearing the velcro straps. Forget it and he tvos whatever cold. Tvos levi's boat shoes every you see a guy in the i'm like doesn't fuck fuck. You didn't care anymore doesn't carry. Birkenstocks are also the official footwear. Faulk gusting. I don't like chicks. I don't like the way they smell. And i don't like touching them all. That's it right there. Look at the cross language. You wanna never have an orgasm again if you really don't want to get the The tribal patterned lady birkenstocks at the grocery store until you and she had net on the front half of her feet are though. Do you mean that they were they were. I looked down. And i was like what is what is that on. And they were like net like ecg. Through only covering like the front half of foot. I don't understand that. I mean i've i've never seen anything like and they were see through but like that's the thing the thing may i tell you what makes me wanna vomit. The most about berkinstocks is that over time. The foot makes a black imprint. In the burke. Yeah google dirty birkenstock please. Yeah that's true. And i mean can you cereal to be. Yeah yeah i mean what is that smell. Look at this chick right here. Yeah she's cute. She shouldn't be wearing that right. But look like you make that bigger She made a video of it. Hey look how look how dirty her feet smell like top. I got dirty. She had a clean them. she'd better. that's what it's about right. So look here so then showing them but she doing. I mean can't they find a way to make those berkinstocks not get black on the bottom there this so nasty. So does okay now. She's pointing to how dark they are too. She actually remedy that no. She's just like sunny way. I made them super dark. That's the buchan video see. How dirty these are. They're still dirty by smell riot. That one there you can see the one below. Yeah you see like they look like just looks like right. Filth sweat foot sweat isn't that it has to be that the material is warming leather oils and everything market and then he's at leather. Yeah that's why. They're actually like quality shoes and i understand that they're comfortable. It is weird that i can see that and immediately like oh that person's not sexually viable person right. Don't don't you feel your penis shrinking. Like if a woman walks up and those like she plays softball like really. That's my first thing. She hikes pussy dry as does a boat shoes. We talked about this where my mom out a while ago. What are they called. Boat shoes upside. Outsiders i mean does anything. Say decorous like boat shoes. I don't have a dick. I mean look at that without socks and then like some gay shorts. Oh my god. I mean that look alone is like i don't fuck i don't have pubic hair at is so okay. I don't like that. that makes them the smell. Those definitely smell. Yes those off. And you're like oh my god okay. Can i tell you another look that just. I don't even understand how men do this. Maybe it's because i'm a west coaster but when a man wears a polo shirt. Tom and then he ties the sweater around his neck. And my like my daddy. My daddy put the sweater on me. Made it into a nice not around my neck. Yeah it's like jerry yuppie it's like it's the ted what's that guy that played all the villains and like the revenge of the nerds movies. Ted mcknight. yeah it's like. That's the universal look of i'm douche article that says why do people sweaters. That's an actual article right. Is that what that is because either you're just a. It's like the official. Look of the douchebag. it's such an asshole does. Yeah it's an asshole. Look yeah it's like if you wanted to be an asshole for halloween. That's how you would dress there really is it's such do. I don't know why immediately means that. But it does. I think because of the eight there he was referring to this is from revenge nerds is. He's perhaps yeah that's what it is. It's pranksters immediately like if you're a guy and you see a guy walk up to you like this guy's a fucking dick like right away right away. There's founds a riviera and it's not. He might not be. That's the thing he might not but he looks like he is. It's like the male karen. Yeah it's signifies do yeah exactly. He's like you know it is a guy that complaint. He's a he's a male karen. Yeah exactly yeah. He's the guy who's like oh there's a snowboarder right. The chads is out with their total chad's and tad's he's the guy who's like who looks at you and he's like zip up Yeah yeah ok casual out here today. And you're like okay dude. All right khakis boat shoes. Get the fuck outta here. Boat shoes gotta here. Man got his assault shoes so funny. Okay this is a video tape captured inside a van like a bus in asia and there are some wild turns on it. Gain driver clearly is used to driving this and is taking turns way too fast. I mean way to us and they are screaming like there's no one dies but the panic you can tell it's january. He's going wait to do this when you're in other countries also he does this path twenty every day. I don't slow so fast. I mean he should be going way slower and slower wrong with you. Were you know who's exactly like those passengers my mom. My mom is a fucking panic. Person him what time we went on a cruise and we got off on the cruise in somewhere in the caribbean. And somebody was like. Oh do you want to go on whatever. See something this beautiful. Let's say waterfall. so you know. We gave the drivers like box. And they put you in a private small minivan and they're going up a hill and it starts to get wind and she starts screaming. We were all like now and she was like she lays down. She's like it was a narrow shitty and we had to turn around adding such a panic attack. I don't think he would remember. This is like where do we go to. Dr one time and there was a one road through the whole fucking village or whatever and the guy was like domino. They don't care they use this. Is this how you feel when i drive. Well no. you're not a fast like reckless driver. I just worry that like you're not seeing things you this morning. I drove today yet. Messy brown your chillan. And he was holding onto the strap wild lucasville. She'll do a show like pull up to a light and she's like getting ready to write and like hey there's people here right across the street. She goes oh. I know i know and i'm like okay. Well you just kinda like look like you're about to go and she's like i see them but it just kind of freaks me out i've been. I'm very safe driver. I've been driving since i was sixteen. I'm forty four. What's the math on that chris. Larson your head please. It's forty four minutes sixteen. How many years is that thirty. Eight thirty eight years driving. No that's twenty eight. it's. I've fifty seven years driving and i've never i've never had anybody. I've never had an accident of nope. I've been rear ended twice in all these years and i've never had an accident clean record. Knock on wood. Yeah so you don't have to worry. Awesome but i do feel like you wanna scream like that. I don't wanna scream like that. I just don't like just don't want to be an accident right with you. Being like that guy calm from. I'd never have said that. I see all you know. I'm like i'm like. I'm jason bourne when they go into the diner in. He's like she that exit. That's the one i'm going to get out. That's how you drive. I see everything. Unlike an fucking fbi kgb. Do notice anything about this. I'm gonna i want to know if you notice. Anything will be there. They're touching the glass. Dick good luck. good luck lack. I deal thank you did is in russia or ukraine. Yes yes so. This is Teacher of the year contestants in russia. Oh we're to rub a phallic crystal trophy during a bizarre ceremony is a tradition in the event. Which is sponsored by leading international oil companies for contenders touch the annual trophy before the winner is announced but this year these specially cut object had an ambiguous shape. I it's not an ambiguous to me. It like a big glass. Cock looks delicious wings on it to you could tell who was like thought it was funny one little touch the outside of the head. Good one come on. Don't be uptight so nasty like y'all don't cobble god the itch. I wish we had that here. I wanna statue glass cox. Good luck you rub it before you come on the show. What about our bushes. I thought we were going to do some kebab. When we move. Oh we will really funny if bush the cock points to the to the front door like. Here's the door fountains. I want fountains. The dick found they go off if they're found dicks on it. And they just shoot all day fountain show. Yeah i would do it. Let's see dick found the due to take fountain. This'll be an amazing. Those are i liked that one. A temple found pena's water so it looks like it's like a normal thing but air phallic symbols everywhere. You look at biden's flag. The flav three letters that are supposed to be e are clearly satanic flakes. I like when he goes the two streaks of blood and the three weeks two times three six six six. You're on top of it. Did you just you just you just get it. I don't know what to tell you. Just see it see goodness. This is something. I've heard you wonder aloud albany times. Are you ready. I can't dogs. How how do how do blind people know when they wake up. Oh i'd of a week. And so the first opposites every day and that thought is always fuck. That's pretty fun with a good sense of humor. Yes it is zillions resilience children. Yep that's very funny. That is a schmidt shows me on tiktok schmidt supreme sweet. It's very funny. I thought is fuck. I think that's most people thought this year for sure but it's also how come these lights aren't going on. Oh tom oh jeez. -kay goodness gracious town. So we modeled. We're models remodeled. Yesterday we are models. I'm a model with two sets of modeling shots now. I can't wait to see how they turn out especially the pictures of cockroach yes for taking. Full team had Photos taken just because we haven't had photos taken in a while so well. Interestingly enough dino. The last time you and i took photos together i think was in the basement of sears when we did the famous back to back. No great swank did our second round but the very first round of pictures. You ever see tom knight. Back to back with our genes up we went to sears. That's by the way the photo shoot to the meme you know. There's attitu- of us us like. Hey when when you've been hunting all weekend and then he wants you to do something. And i'm like like that. That was at sears. Yes i highly recommend them took a few fun photos. They've got all those silly backgrounds and stuff and really reasonably priced. Could i don't know if they stole them. That's it we did that at sears. And that was the clouds and sky back that has been. That's gotten the full moon treatment. For every time. I see it to Somebody really do. You know you're in this. I'm like yeah of course Because it'll be shared in like fishing circles. Like when you're trying to just fish and she wants you to do something else like all these redneck things. No yeah did you. Can we play. The impression of the girl. Did of me thank so. Can we bring that up. sure sure. Yeah it's really good. It's her name is chailly e. l. e. This is back in october. This is a like a. She did this in halloween time. Yes so this is the Her impression of you speaking of memes entirely find. This was really funny. Yeah i did not still valor tom. The keys were bright there on the credential table. She's got hungry. today's tom. Tom likes big. Old milkers helix. Dick's slept it. Goes left is you. Don't think of me as a woman. Any woman keep my cooked up. Wait mixing should. I don't know what to tell you every time you ship shit which we know what's happening. No no no no. i don't do. i don't do vomit tom. i don't do it. i don't know. I'm getting mania with this one. Maybe maybe a little bit of schizophrenia. Let's see this one for drew. See this offer through. I've been in therapy for ten years. Well let's see this for growth must be the eastern walker in. Oh okay he now. Kayla ferrier f. a. r. i o. r. kayla very funny tiktok. Thank all your stuff. She got all the stuff i feel seen feel heard and valley. I feel like you've been watching. It was really good. Yeah she's cool. I was really cool. Stay in the christina's my jacket. This is a this is teddy fresh. Is this a jacket I feel like Let's stay in the christina lane and go for this Afraid hungarian off. Santa paul dottino national immigration video. I lock 'em keep those serbians. We welcome people cross into our country. The right way at the crossing point you try to cross illegally may end up in prison easily. Oh yeah i like was. You may easily end up in prison means. You're going to prison here easily. That's not a debate shit in this video of somebody maybe trying to do. This is real deal. Got a real problem with serbians coming in. So hey guys. We found a gypsy. Gotta looking alliens. Want to dress cockroaches. If you're up on my work here we go serious. They put a lot of money into this for them. Yeah it's a million dollar production. I don't think so. Patrolling the border out in the outskirts of hungary the gypsy on the voter somewhere areas. Look at those cool jeans dude. Eastern black are those are super. They're gonna kill you and through you behind bars. That is real. you're illegal. Get to germany with me. Of course sarabi. Apple shortest journey from is through croatia. He's telling you avoid us louis. He do not trust the lying human traffickers. Hungary is a bad choice. Pedic i shut. Alone is the worst. And that's where they that's the mayor. I city is the worst option for you to come to do. That is hilarious. 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Just send send me some files when they come in and we'll start with work on maybe a billboard or something bill board. Yeah that's a good idea Up yeah he's very fit he's very fit to get his ds. Oh yeah. i know. We're a talking on dr drafter dark and He's you know we're just going back and forth joking. And he's like so many personal things of come out about my life on the show. And i'm like oh boo-hoo they have a huge and your wife sucks it. Yeah three to five times a week. Like poor dr. Drill your fucking all the time. Yeah sounds like a dream. Me the refined. He's there's a reason why he's so relaxed so relaxed so chill. Everybody you meet is not always so easy to be around. I think that's the key to. I think everybody who's like really. Are you coming a lot. Actually i am well. I think so. Many of the world's problems could be solved by just jizan shirt when you see like those guys and you realize of somebody just was like i like this guy and get done with his craziness. We're full circle. This is our shark tank idea of just having old ladies people's houses and just read their crotches. What's from they. Don't do that in those countries. Where i'm talking about i know you don't you don't know the history of nicaragua but all those poor guys in those countries who can't girlfriends get it up and they smell no. I didn't say that they smell hot. I didn't say that i'm just saying that. I think those boys would benefit from normal sexual activity. I think it's good for them to get a good point. Is that the the ladies. The old ladies that are set. And they're just they're they're just they're just hit now. They're they're volunteers. They're doing this for the. Yeah or the old guy and the rub in pussies and dick's now but they're old but the main thing is these old ladies that are that are kind of helping these guys out who are backed up and don't have any affectionate gun. They rub their dicks and they have a slogan. We won't make you come but will make you hard. That's perfect for josh potter. Come we'll get your heart will get your heart. That's a great idea. Those are for people who can't afford if you saw an old a bunch of old ladies together and they have walkers and they all have these shirts on this as we won't make kumbo get your heart and you like. Hey can i get one right now. Okay and they come over and they do their little magic. God they are dick. Harder is the dick tigers. They are what are you doing. I'm going to rub some digs at the dentist's office. A you know what i can and then you go. I value my seniors. I take care of it. I want them to work. I can also use to an. I'm a little jealous of our children. When i wiped their butts and juju does it as a jew his kind of wipe you pretend to white my but i'm like how nice would that be to have someone to professionally. Wipe seniors should do it for seniors. Should do it too. They should sit next to the toilet's sitting most of the time any. This is a great idea. Like you know those people that give away candy in the bathroom and they they hand you the towel. Why don't they wipe you to. And then i really want to tip them. They should do listen. Seniors should be rubbing vick's rub anklets clint's wiping s.'s. They should be tieing shoes cleaning our ears trimming our next trimming our knacks. Because i don't like doing that so that'd be great to have a senior come over. Oh clipping your toenails. Look i'll lay down your already seated. And then they just yeah the file them down they clip boom and they maybe like low moisturizer on them. That would be nice. Shaving my legs. I would love to have someone do that for me. And a senior. Get my ass waxed yet. Senior opening cans senior grip strength. They can't open can with the can opener. Okay yeah I like this idea. You ever see that granny porn no dude. It is wild. let's see it. It's like really old ladies. I'm never seen old people fuck. Actually i've never looked this. How have i lived on this planet. It's weird for so many as the The let me see all the old lady. Let's see some reason. You know like the old guy ones are like whatever you gotta find like a real old lady like what in the fuck. This is going to be us right old lady. I don't like it. This is how she's able to keep her home. That's the crazy you know. She is not new to this lady. she's rubbing her tits on his balls. That's not like a. I seen varsity level I'd like to find a more fragile one. My god to sturdy old as fuck pretty. He's going to break her neck with that one. Another one that yeah you look how she looks old men but i'm glad that she's with a nice young stallion that's kind of district. Looks cool right here in the ala. Tat's yeah he's going to break her with that thing. Oh granny not the grandma. She's used to. she's so good at it. You see how resilient she is. She's like yeah fucking. She's not giving a blowjob just getting face. Fuck yeah but that's a veteran face filed course. I mean she's like oh. Yeah this is what i do. Yeah she knows how to do that. Oh that one's really old granny is suck. Granny is suck grandsons. Dick oh my god. I don't like the grammar on that one. That's a big. How can you is there like a like a black granny. Gang bang interesting. You know the dog give me black. Granny games dan She's not that old now. Some of these bills to see someone on their last four same like walker. All like the kind of old word specific. Let me just take out the race okay. Well that's always a fun. Well that's fine. They're like money mean funny when they when they they do face slaps now she's like my age really old. I know god. That is so nasty. This is good. Leave this up haircut. Gosh looks like she was in a fire. Do you think she's has grandchildren. And you'd have to take a look away. Don't face me now. This is all people look like when they do it. it's disgusting. This is all working. Oh my god dude. She's figuring is beyond no she's just like but what does she do right there. She's stopped on edge. This is kill bus. Yeah she's done this for corgi she doing she oh fuck no i don't wanna see this grimacing like he's like a hamster break this guy's like forty years. That's what you're gonna see tom. I probably won't even be able to shave my beat. Look you can barely be hard right. He's like half just spit on it. Yeah to look at that. He's like do you have any natural lubricant. Now for the last fifteen years. You're going to have to do the craziest part. My gosh. she's like is that this guy did this and they're like here's two hundred dollars. That is i go but on the upside. She doesn't eat birth control he. I mean he could break her a now. Oh no what. Oh grandma it looks ball too. Move shit shit. Oh fuck bros. I don't like this is so much favorite thing you know. It's all old jet Check enough in. Nature is savage. I'm gonna look this way not too long tom. It's pretty exciting. Wait how old is she. This lady stop. That's it dude. I don't have much longer until you look like this. I wish there was like at least fingering old fucking just barely hanging on late. I think i've old old elderly. What the fuck is she not elderly. I'm talking about someone who they're like. We got to pause and take her fucking blood pressure room. Why don't these people take care of their nana's signed take care of your and your nanna two hundred dollars. Yeah ain't taking carrier nana's it's exciting. Send a bitch at check. I want to know if you're out there. Send us an e mail. We know if you're out there and you're like that's my favorite genre. I wanna know. Send us looking at. Stop talking please. Everybody so my god sent an email to your mom's podcast at gmail.com and the subject line granny porn and i want to know what about it gets you excited. Because that's a rough one. I think to really if you're like. No no i really i i search for that i want a woman. Fifty years older than me I mean you wouldn't jerk off of that would you know. But here's what i'm about old guys guys. I don't like oh. I don't wanna see old guys. Here's the thing though. Here's why i think it bums me out. it's not. It's not the physical okay because yes. It's just atrophied and old i think for me it's more like that's death like i started thinking about my own mortality course so it's hard to get excited when i'm like that's going to be me pretty soon. Like all be on. Death's door. I have a question for you. Yeah what's harder to watch the old lady having sex in the porn or the old man having sex in the fella lady. Because i'm i'm i'm putting myself in her. I find it harder to watch the old lady. Not the old oldman. Yeah same no. No but wait. We're different genders and we both have the same with the woman. Is it. Because i think i don't like to see her vagina. I don't like to see it. Spread an old looking. That scares me. Ol- thing is yeah. It's like look guys Not the santa porn girl. He's like me look at the guy to. He's going to die soon. He's gonna die. And he's he's probably in his sixties three hundred twenty five pounds. She's twenty two is at least a forty year. Gap here you know. Yeah like pay does not deserve any of this none of it. Oh he can't see dick in her mouth but he didn't see it. So tiny looks like licking a jonah. So ill look at him. I mean let me ask you. This family just found out about this way his family's like what is that group you go to every thursday he hard you know. He not hard look at his body. It's disgusting and she's like yeah. I got six hundred bucks for this awesome. Oh no i wonder if he performs a lot. Tom let me ask you this. Let me ask that okay. Yeah imagine you're him Don't you feel because here's the thing. I always does way we go to the end of that. This please trying to run a scenario. Where does it go does it does. I didn't think they would shoot this. How's he going to do this to her with this. I mean he's so fat rusher he's gonna kill he's gonna walrus her. He's on top of her with his big titties and big belly and everything. There's no way he can get. The camera can't capture. She doesn't look super turned on now. She's like this nightmare. What is she thinking about six hundred dollars. She's like. I'm going to buy iphone six. I'm gonna buy an iphone right. After he comes is he going. Oh my god the ultimate disrespect from the old man. And he's like. I didn't know it was coming out. Sorry god he's revolting. He's pretty bad. I gotta say now. I'm okay. I'm this man. You told me. I'm this man okay. So here's the thing. Okay when i think about this scenario. Don't you feel older men go ahead. No don't you feel bad as the older. He still can't walk in her. Don't you feel bad for the younger hotter person justice. So i'm just saying to. Let's say for instance i'm dead. I'm gone and your free in the wild and lake. Yeah you meet a twenty year old. Who's into you. Don't you feel on some level. Like revolted at her seeing you naked. Yeah like it's not exciting because you'll be like yeah but i i look like this and you're twenty and you're so much better looking than me naked and what happens is the girl who if you end up sleeping with that girl. It's only the one who you've for me. That probably expressed that to and who was like. I don't care i think you look you know what i mean. I wouldn't be able to hide my shame. Yeah would be like. I wanna sit you down and tell you something. She'll be like what i'm disgusting. You're going to throw up and she would. You ends up happening that girl. Oh my god this is the guy. Now this is the guy guy the guy who from the piss party. That's him cool. You think so. That's him. I'm so glad we found him again. You'll remember that. I know the piss party but i don't think this is the same guy that's the same guy. Best definitely locked in. This is an english then it might not be. Let's see this guy has an accent at a minimum. It's definitely him. My face hurts from scowling. I yeah i can't watch this much. Good acting oh. Hey i love. I'm saying he You you see her. No he'll come here a human rights embroil his. Yeah what was it called. It was called on things party. Member uncle charlie. Yes and albert uncle. There you go. that's what it was. That's what it was there you go. That's apple right there. And i'm so glad he's not old enough. I want to see like a real old guy like a bag of bones. You know way back to my scenario. I'm dead you're hooking up with a twenty year old and she would try to be like it's okay. You're just. I love you but i'm saying that would you even be able to do the sex act and feel good about it now probably would and then i like so this. I'm picturing that i'm Was in my sixties or seventies. So it'd be like now. i'm really gross. And she was like no. You're not and then you know she's like blowing me and pissing in my mouth or whatever and then you really ended up missing today. I'm just like you know. Then what happened. Is i would look at myself like you're so disgusted to myself. Yeah and then. I would out of all Guilt wired i would be like here's a handbag she'd like what's this for. I would say. I just thought i liked you but really be like. It's an apology for the way i look. Yeah because i was like to give me like no idea. I really i feel like what you did was pretty bad. I also got your alexis out front. Yeah yeah. I'm trying to think and like if you're a dead and some like cutie. Paternity on now always doing this albert loves like if i could do it and i would apologize to enabling. I've had two children. My body is just guys. twenty two racked. Yeah if you're fucking sixty something it's disgusting. That'd be bad. Yeah you'd have to give them. It'd be like you know. What do we do. We give him give him some tennis balls or something tennis ball. It'd be like these are new fresh tennis balls to bribe him to twenty year old. One that pops good got you this bag of weed. Yeah he'd be like. Oh that's fucking awesome. Yeah twenty year. Old boys are we need you. Oregon awesome dude. Yeah that's what. I don't mean unit twenty you wouldn't you'd be like i'm his mother. Your dies would be than than the boy. That's the thing. I'm not sure like us. I'm saying in these scenarios. Most man that thing most where they go. I can't be with somebody talking about like grown adults they go. I can't be with somebody younger than my grown no way but even now like i like even these knuckleheads in the booth. You go like your babies. They do seem like they're only like twenty thirty years even thirty year. Old sounds okay. Let's see let's see it. Looks old man he look sold. Oh he's not that old. God damn it. You know what i mean like. Someone has trouble getting around. Oh guys into good shape. Oh god like you have your homework. My god. that guy looks bad tongue. Grandpa folks a beautiful teen pussy. Okay let's see let's see. Oh my god. He looks like shit. But i don't know how old he is. He i think he just has bad. You know genetics. I was thinking about fifty. Yeah i always think about the girl in these always man. How did she he looks so old he also has a terrible look. You know. he's not so old but he's a terrible look to him. Stupid facial hair. Oh god the stupid facial. He's mouth kissing her tongue in her mouth. Even imagine having to french this pig and she you know she walked out of there like Know how do you wash this off. Rose the worst. She was definitely his tongue in my fucking mouth. Rather eat. that guy's ass again. Then have his tongue in my mouth. Look at his deep thrust to again now. Not back strauss gotta sock. Saw his socks on like an asshole. No take oh girl. She's like me making just push away. Well here we go is. Don't try and garmon god. that's a. That's bad thrusting right there. Yeah she's just like please like nice to have a day off. This feels like her without a guy's going to break in half but you look and you know. Don't these girls have a choice as to. What kind of gigs. They take your sure. This is an easy thing. I think it probably would be shrub. A fucking old guy if you're used to fucking stallions every week and they're like sixty barely hanging in there. You're like all right same rate. Yeah he's seven dollars four dollars for all the extra money because he came in me. Okay all right moving odd. A nightmare cat. This guy. poor people on meth. Is i working through a higher and higher higher six feet in invoking my body a. I'm not even kidding when we were in school. I should have played as this like you wanted to drugs. And you're like yes. And they played this. Oh guy's on drugs right now. I agree they make the approach to sterile and they try to be like to be honest. Only bad kids take drugs. And you're like sounds fun to me. Now see this guy and you're like okay. This guy is a fucking mess. His life over. I'll pass on drug. Well see i mean. It's not like he's just going to sleep this off and be normal in two days that looks like irreparable damage. Now here's the interesting thing. His brains fucked gone gone. Daddy gone this guy and show. You is not on drugs but can you describe what you're seeing ensure it's a gentleman. Maybe a walmart wearing very tight jeans rainy days and he's got his camera on himself in the mirror and he looks to be pissing in his type and he's just pissing in pissing and the spot is getting bigger and bigger and running down his legs and he seems perfectly happy with thrilled with it is into this. We've got his moustache and he looks very tight and they're very like they're the whitewash street. Look everybody. I made a sissy in my pants. Where did we find alive. This would be so upset. She was still around. Yeah and like. He's shying you all angles of his pissy jeans. My god makes me have to go potty. Show you all the angles. Who is this appealing to is. There's a piss gene finish. Obviously sure where did you get that. Yeah read it. read it taught. Many people are like you did at craig so hot. Thank you for posting this crack. Nail today guys. Yup he went there. He went to fucking ross. Any put on those real tight whitewash jeans. You got got to do the light. Color jeans to the p. darkened light color dark jeans. You fucking up completely anthem. Glad i remember it. And he did all his posing now. And i'm surprised the p. went on piss on the zip. There's nobody walking by. I mean he found a nice quiet corner of the store. This is security camera in that sort for sure. A number of them probably later. They're like oh that's why there's piss on the ground you dick people on their recorded himself pissing. I can dag. this has been had you. I've been avoiding this clip. I've seen it in my bank for weeks. And i i don't know here it is it just weirds me out We kick the national guard. And the cops not this precinct. So you got anything better than that you should have sent to before we got drenched in just something way more exciting than any occupational protests. What is that is the plant grow of my leg. this part. what know what dude. Why a giant abscessed down there. And i planted these weeds in the absence. And i got a little drip line of blood. Cape the hemoglobin iron content high in the soil an ad a little magnesium chromium to later. There's the plant delong plant itself hughes's in canada parma got so much infrastructure on it and it's kind of hard to see this guy planted a plant in an an abscess in his leg is has blood-drip going into it. It's so intricate. He's like this is huma is how does he know. All the whole side thing. I got going on during this occupation right now of the streets is i'm growing a plant out of my leg out this one just to be new york city no i don't i don't think so did this is crazy. This has pacific northwest vibes to me. Oh yeah no. It's pretty weird. It's to me new york city weird. I'm going new york city on on pacific northwest. it's seattle. Oh you nailed it. Wow my powers of weirdo. Perception of north northwest brothers. Yeah wow good work. Tom prouty schrool quick. Sure i'm going to burst here. Hold on back in. Up and you wiped and you know it's neat is had one of those machine gun farts gathered. I like those so much. When you're you don't know what's coming in pratt at that okay. That's good also. This is one of those videos. That's going to haunt me for years to come. There's a few on this show that have always had a special place in my heart the vegan vagina guy. I've just fucking hate him. Like this could make me fucking joined the nra amount like fucking anarchy bro plants. Growing up my leg. I'm like you now. I don't want anything to do with. I don't like this guy. I know like his energy. This dude is it's chaos like he's out in the streets growing plants and his leg. He needs help. You need mental health. He's messed up. Go away go away. This is the guy that he's like. You should give me. your house. asked his philosophy. You know nia man come on jill. It's organic tom. why don't you want to eat. What's growing out of his leg. Goodbye by sir. What if he sold that Kinda look back man. I could see fed smoker doing something like this if he had the brain capacity because it seems like it takes a lotta work. Do you see the fed smoker video sent you a found. I sent you one. That i found another one the huge compliment. Yes we'll be. We'll be pulling from that you know what's wild about drugs too because they should just show. The fed smoker story to kids is his varied. Very like the very video video so dramatically. Yeah if you didn't hear his voice it'd be like new guy like he's like forty pounds heavier and one next one way lighter hair. Full like lion's mane and then buzzed. You know face. Everything changes like he's just completely different looks. Isn't that wild. It's just how you treat your body is how you're going to look at so so crazy. Dude yeah i know he yeah. He's the opposite of a wellness person. I know i know when. I talked to tony gonzales. You know like he's forty four and he's like you know i i watch i'm like he's like super health conscious and you see it right like what he consumes. You watch everything ease vitamins. And you know these. Mcat or all the shit that he takes care of and then the dramatic polar opposite is like fed smoker brother. What you gotta do. I smoke two three packs a day. Don't give just eat. When i can't off the floor pretty good pretty good fed smoker impression. I know you gotta be careful but then again you know there are these are only. There are people who jog every day. And do everything ryan they still fucking die early and they but then there are people. Then you see vegans that look terrible to do. I have a relative who hasn't gained a pound since he got married An uncle like a forty some years ago. Just same waistline. And he's a big runner real active dude and couldn't believe that he needed a stint put in you know wow despite being like super thin man. It's just shaving ice. Genetic dice homey genetics. Our mother fucker mine. Suck balls yeah. That'd be dead soon. Don't say that next week but like you know. How long do i have like. I think i think you have a good. I think give a good thirty years left with me. Oh that's planty too much even damer thinking about that. Like what are we going to do in thirty years. We're gonna be done talking. That's for sure for sure. Remember to see you and be like. I already know what you're thinking. I know 'cause i feel i mean. Look we've we just celebrated our twelfth wedding anniversary. We've been together for sixteen years right total. And i do feel like i know you pretty well i mean there are. There are deep dark rage issues inside of you that i don't think i'll ever understand that. I don't feel like i totally know. You know you know you see. How do you really know somebody your mannerisms i know what you like. I know your habits that side. I don't know as well the darkness. I know you pretty well to really of course tell my mannerisms like when. I'm upset when i said happy. Yeah i sense you i. It's all sense. It becomes second nature i can. I know if i go. Hey babe the response whether to ask you the next thing you know you could be in another room and if you're if you're like you can just say one word i'll just turn around and be like yeah. Just let her. First marriage marriage marriages. You know it's funny. It's not. It's not so much about what you say it's about what you don't say i think the more you're married to somebody. At least what i found with us. It's like just accepting that other person and being like i'm not even gonna. Why am i gonna you what it is. It's like you I think a mature marriage. If you been with someone you also just go. Oh this is moment right now that They need space or they. They're frustrated or their Overwhelmed or she's tie like you automatically registered labor. Just go like a see you you say something. I'll be like in my head like she's tired same honestly like the same way you do with your own kids right. They're tired slack. If i'm in a good place then. I can process that goes. She's tired and i'll be like you know what all these things i was going to ask. I'm just going to do them. You know what go. I'll just do them. And then your spouse sleeps and later on your like you retired And you're like how'd you know. Put it together pretty quickly. That's true and sometimes that you figure out about your like yeah. I know we leave here on a podcast day. You're done you're done cooked. And i've i don't fight. That don't wanna talk. I don't wanna do anything i want. Go home i want to. I wouldn't i need an hour to decompress. And then i'll come down and deal with you guys in the kids and i actually. I'm like i'm ready to do stuff now. Is that right. Of course you charged up. Leave your phone calls emails. I'm to work out when i get home. It's the complete opposite it this show and like performing and podcasting. It takes my soul from me. So when i'm done i feel like my soul is just gone. Cooler weather makes it easier to miss signs of dehydration overheating or perspiration. Which means it's even more important to keep your body properly hydrated one stick of liquid. Iv in just sixteen. Ounces of water gives you two to three times the amount of hydration as plain water. Isn't that wonderful. I love liquid ivy. 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Recover faster and train smarter this season and beyond thank you loop. I think this is a good moment. To tell the audience my announcement Happy to announce right here right now. That in twenty twenty four. I'll be running for president. Don't laugh at me now. I'm fully behind you. Tom who's your who's your vp. That's going to be a long time down the line. Most that i'm gonna do lose your vp. I'd like to be a vp. We'll have to interview. You have to vet your time. You have to talk to some people in my camp. You know you can't just get the vp nomination that year to produce of your the. Tell me like some of your background. Where team yeah. We're team well. I know but i can't. I can't just handed to you like that is you can. It's called nepotism. It happens all the time. That's what happens bro. Look would trump. He did a whole family works for him. Well i'm running for president and is cry shrubs for everyone know it's everything. Everyone gets their own personal person. Everything cheese on it. That's the whole everything has cheese and that's good automatically no extra charge no extra charge extra cheese and that's my platform and and no new taxes. No more taxes extra cheeses free toilet papers free because everybody get every winter will get fresh socks that you can pull up. And they fit nice and they keep you warm and we're gonna kick some minorities out of the country but of course i've so your face change you not one of oh from anymore. I think on the fence. Now that'd be on the right side of that pants Well guess what. You're on the first boat out about no tom as president so you make public masturbation legal finally absolutely one hundred percent and i rest my case Chris wallace two minutes. Eileen ten seconds yes you can jerk off wherever you want. There's america can't stand back and be like trying to argue with that. Yeah good idea. Third degree murder is now legal. Oh third that means like. It wasn't premeditated i agree. Well how can i. I like that idea tom. I'm behind ya graffiti things if it looks cool that's a good way you wanna graffiti something. Does it look bad at. Here's the thing. The punishment is severe. If it's shitty artwork. If i like that idea graffiti some and it looks like you get a twenty five year prison set. I like that. We should bring out your best. You know we should definitely give out free birth control. It should just be like oh dispensers those hold. Ladies we old crush rubbers. They're everywhere like you can't. You can't get away from them. Everyone's hard work all day. Make america new jacket off. Oh and you know. it's a good idea. Is they play porn when you go into best buy. You're allowed to play porn in from. What the tv's can do something really cool. Yeah but not for children who know kids kids allowed in the best thing best buy now eighteen plus only no. No one can go to best buy true. Actually most businesses are going to convert to eight. Oh i know as president. Will you make all seats on. Planes lay down beds. That's a fucking great not charge any more than a regular occurrence rate way to bankrupt and so yes. I'm in. you guys have to reduce the number of seats. Make them all lay flat and they crossed the same. But you can make the planet double decker plane which is also free. everything is free. Okay also will you make whistling in public illegal hundred percent. What can happen is this. You're allowed to whistle in public but a police officer that is trained is given the green light to hit you in the head with a baton or nights stick cap once full swing because you whistled recover or live then. You can keep wesley. But i think you're going to be like after that. So what about speaker phone conversations. Tom immediately they take your phone and they set it on fire in front of you. I like that idea. He's are all good ideas. And i want to change the position already. All the minorities are welcome back in our country and even in adopt well back down. Welcome back into the great to be here. Thank you yeah. It was really weird without you there for a second all right. Oh i found my secretary of state. Oh who is it was right here how beauties. There's a different look for me civil sparking fuzzy twitter so fox fur coat purple flood account and per week a few more accessories. It looks like mike d kind of bill so beautiful. Amazing i am here. Sparkle like clean. Yeah appreciate the love and support. Imagine if you said that person around your that was nicole princess taylor as my nicole. Princess taylor secretary of state united states. I think in today's world they'd be like that's so wonderful time you're so inclusive putting the craziest person you can on your cabinet. It's pretty wild ninety did. Oh so you know this thing. This guy's like four million the us on different platforms. The mummy challenge. I've through right. He wanted me paper paper. Oh you don't have money thank you. Oh shit wait mummy. That's the cloak. Right okay so mommy challenge but no one gave his credit. That's definitely are challenged. Our challenge been doing it for. I don't know years years. I'm i'll do is coffee was coming and of anti nope. That's it okay. Thanks mommy thanks jinx genes. That was so many of these. I mean so many. What a great era in jeans okay. That's okay mommy. Can i get a number six. Can i get try. Mommy can i get chicken fries and international scream. Yep and a lodge cakes being green junking. John being doing continue. Okay gotta do old school jam. That's my ring tank. How're you doing today. Same shit different toilet but I've got Sorry can you hold on a second. I'm sorry hey case. When are you gonna marry me back my staple man trying to finish your gazebo. Goddamn i'm so sorry about cutting their I've got orders for a couple of different people. So we're the. I mean it's just crazy that people wouldn't you know didn't give credit. They tried to still credit from a from double pipe. Classic didn't credit us. Show me how those big tits fart stolen. Oh yeah people were crediting. You know somebody on tinder here here. We know we invent so many things on this show mark giving credit. Give the world something. Of course. Tom double pipe classic. That was yours. do you wanna hear. This is really funny before we do. Our talks talks taught. Yeah this is a isreaeli like game show and it has people with weird laughs on it. Oh cool dame lawless hawk newport hate it. I know it navigates for different reasons. The dow those people unfortunately. Yeah jeeze what. He's not just everything about it just the way they talk the way they sound and laugh your traumatized. I really feel like you. Traumatized how i got her. Who hurt me. I just know that they're hurt. I sure i'd like to tell you to talk to shrink about this. We talked to a therapist about it. Yeah sure i'll bring it up with this. Will you be like. Oh hey. I would like to address my unwavering anti-semitism and they'll be like I'm well it's not technically anti self feeding yourself eating jim in the clear on that got you. Okay i'll i'll try and gets the butter. Give us some info here. Data owner liked the laugh. Yeah i love. Add boehner's those doodad by the newness is big d from hot s four awed and guess what we would you certified kiln dried firewood. Fifty five a fifty. Three foot are triax on the truck in the back. Three calls on the front good. That is to supply a lot of fuel people. Yeah walking for trailer god. Look sports look at the quality so innocent about would firewood. Oh he doesn't have sex anymore. Read this is why we're number warden because of you guys. We love you guys. It feels this way about but god and so it is kind of fun to watch tonight at six hundred horsepower. Pound feet of torque pushing it out that is a tremendous amount of would guys. We got it. Holy moly doesn't even her macaroni and innocent. I like the picture that the guy filming that getting that excited about would is the same guy we saw in the old guy porn a albert. No he has two different lives. You know he's looking all his firewood and then he's like pissing my mouth. Oh no because there isn't a sexual quality to the dad. Boehner there is it right is a. It's a guy who's like sweet and innocent and they don't do this porn and stuff. Now watch porn because they get stoked on like would i know but if they get introduced to this point also starring in movies here i got. Now what's interesting. I've been checking in on captain marcel. Down the mountain down now. She was one of the original tectonics we fell in love with and she's just been doing a lot of music videos lately like to wedding and such so i could. I can't bring her on the show. Maybe live show live. Maybe yes good idea. Great idea tom. I'm gonna start covering some misconceptions about sickness. Nope and this is gonna be a fun. One eating babies satanist do not eat vapes. It's always we don't do. Thanks for watching up checkout house escort. Hail satan yourself really. Satan really poke holes in that theory thanks man. I mean all right and it doesn't seem like satanists have any more fun than we do. I was hoping since they're bad they would have more fun. Congratulations and getting on the show. i would work on the line a little bit older camera up and look at the lens by thank. You can talk to people like that and get away with it. You little bitch. I have severe nerve pain. And i hope it happens to you some day little bitches. I could fuck and cream all of you even with all my nerve team. Fat fucking fits were by you. You're fucking fat and europe fucking. That'd be little fucking and you'll have a big fucking holy shit. He like that. I mean that's intense man. I was just for you. I mean they must have done something to her though right. You don't just unprovoked. Yeah maybe we're messing with her. She's like i have nerve damage. So maybe she was. What did they do. I mean that that really makes me curious to the backstory. Because i really. I feel that women's anger. Like i can i. Can i feel like she felt so slighted by them that she had to unleash that on them know see. I don't feel sympathetic for her at all. Do little fucking contin. That car i do. I feel like it. And i feel like they something well. That's part about tiktok is that you don't get the whole story. No just get a snippet of the absurd and then you fill in the blank only thing that would be better as right now this keeps playing and they all go forward because she just crashes into them. Okay okay oh my goodness yeah old lady. Five fight scenes. Yeah if you may to replay that because it happens at the very top there. Is that one old lady. Her walker is like putting her hand out to punch the old walker. The lady on the left is not using a walker. Oh let me see it again. Sits and then the lady on the right track the hitter with the wads. Pretty amazing never sponging. Oh shit right talk shit. Ford nurses like let are gonna die soon anyway accelerated the laughter in the background. The workers really. That's fucking wild. Rose pushed gertrude in the lines. That should never goes away that no liar. No till the end man and especially at that age. You don't give a rip and you're just letting it fly did such a small fat c. created gas. Yeah we get it food. Oh my god yeah there's points. How was his face that dark next to his body african american man and his body looks light skinned and his face looks so dark. Like that's like a health issue right. This isn't his pigmentation. This guys so i feel like his his face. Were about to die like blood pressures on. I don't know. I don't know but i like when he's like i'm such a little thing and then he's like making farts and you see him doing it by justin food like. Yeah no the color thing is really while it's off putting up the difference. I don't know what the deal is. I don't know it is i'm serious. I think it's health related. I'm a wild guess. He's so much darker in the face. It's crazy are there any women out there looking for a leader. Yeah this is. Are there any women out there looking for hair shot. Yeah your story. Yes i'm here. I need a leader. I don't know he's just putting it out there tom. What could he have done better in that video. Let's help the guy you want to start at the top. Reveal thing right other any women out there looking for a leader and a night enemy and he's just like cinematic dramatic thing he's doing. I would cut it off second sooner. Yeah maybe look for a little more on your message. I mean he's casting net there. Do you wanna leader. What comes back. But i mean much like you running for president. Yeah what what's your platform. I mean i gave you plenty. So if you don't wanna vote me your fucking stupid. But i'm saying this man. He didn't present anything. I want to know what are his leadership qualities. Yeah i agree just said you want a leader and then turns it off. Yeah that's a good point like what what. How will you lead me lead me. What's your what are your skills to pay the bills. Come on man. This will be the most important question of your fucking life whenever you sought a conversation with your significant other scientists. Do you want me to listen or do you want me to fix 'tatoes pants. I know you can see that bulge dan. You could see the cat. The belt buckle tight shirts tight to his ridiculous. That's why lighten because he's like so yoked and he's like this is the most important quack jan yukon. I feel like if you work out this hard. You should wear tight clothing. Yeah he should show him in. Like kinda like tight. Clothing is for you. You know if you work for that body or even if it's naturally given to you let everybody take Agree i'm not hating non hayden but i was just thinking about this talk in relation to us like before you have a conversation. Do you want me to listen. Are i think if you ask me that. I would punch you in your fucking face because when someone's upset is that you really. That's kind of like no. I know it's kinda every time you said knowing. Shut up right. Well that's you but but imagine. You're upset like your genuine. And i go tom. Do you want me to listen or do you want me to fix. Shut the fuck up right. That's how i would feel if somebody said that shit to me when i was in the middle of something like fuck you fuck. Your mother went to fix your fucking tighter jeans asshole. Yeah that's how i'd feel with you. I mean i get the sentiment. And i think that he's correct in his thinking but an execution probably not a good thing to really try on your spouse. Here's another one. Him girl almost almost caught me a whole most of the perfect ask schist quite just quite i was walking by this blackout. Probably twenty to twenty very cute nice big ass so i kind of look down on this. And she just looked is would be right and immediately averted. My is back away. You know she was looking at my eyes. 'cause they're beautiful complimented sometimes beautiful. Green is whatever fucking color change at a daily basis. But she was really cute. Nice hair shock waves going on actually go holler at you know moved enough to be your dad. Twenty one but scott times good times. Maybe this is the. It's the strangest just library of information to keep you like. This is his diary now. The ass report to be like i got. I got to let people know what just happened. i was just looking at girls ass and shambles caught me. I know and when are you wanna keep that on like you. Don't want this principle. Everybody has the story. But you just don't go like i should broadcast this story. You know everybody has been caught looking at somebody. And that's his thing is i'm gonna ask. I want to be record this. I want you to be able to pull up the day stared at someone's ass saw me what i remember. He's the master was the when critiquing. I don't like his oxy ass. Only this kind of square lattice greatest. I'm here to tell you about. He's the expert the ass. He's fired up his phone s and ran the risk of getting caught talking about it. So like i mean. Imagine you've recording that just after it happened. That girl could be right behind you bananas. Yeah oh god why not. Footprint can be seen kingdom of isolation and it looks like of acquaint. The winds are halling's swelling. Install like swelling stole and saw. Gotta keep it in but having those Don't let them mendome. The himse be the girl that i oughta be. Don't let senior. don't let them know they know. Let it let it come. God you really think that this is man's alive right now. This is a this is a note. That's what this is. This is beyond pressed. I know i'm depressed after watching it. No it's the song from a frozen it's about it's about letting the past go and embracing embracing the next world you're gonna live in frozen is about how tom that he's hopeful that having lets them into the gates this is not this guy's not alive we just watched somebody's last message. That was so depressing. Well tom how. I potato potato. I thought this was beautiful. And engaging and you felt depressed so also you know what to do. This is a fun. Talk here you've seen this zip line. Look how fucking. Oh oh oh. Oh my god i got the job bad. All look the hand lug at a hand are you doing. Oh this guy didn't prepare for this. Oh look this out of his mind. That is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life. That was the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life. No that's not funny to me then. I'm confused on what does just like cool not just felt no that just felt the the that genuine genuine panic in like something getting away from you that you can't control like the speed of that and then you know intellectually not to put your hand there. He definitely knows that did it And then his hands completely fucking destroyed on the inside. I don't even know how he got to stop by the way. Also that sound. I was trying to figure out whether it was the sound of that or his actual going because it sounded like we kind of jc. So so he's trying to get his zip line right. And i guess he was going to take his time going across that and it feels like oh just took off on him the way that the the line is And also whatever hours apparatus is set up. It just took off. I mean he was flying and he's several hundred feet up in the crazy and then as he's trying to slow down. I mean you could tell it is fucking hauling s. What i'm talking about when you go like. Oh my god. I'm not in control. You can have that you know in anything. It's there's like a speed fact now as terrifying been there. You know you're in traffic. One time you know. I slipped on the ice. Exactly one fucking beyond live. I'm cool if i don't but this one It also he so far from the mountain that even the perspective of distance tell also far panico so as like you also know there is no like hey can you help me out. No he's fucked. You're alone and so he's trying to get out kris italian income Girl put your hands the rope. The road about him so he gets gets hooked on that and he's just trust is not slip or whatever the just caught his breath imagine the adrenaline surge. Doing right now. Yeah he's i mean he's experienced probably you know he's got here and everything. Fuck your life. Depends on that huck that. He's on on your gear. That's wild wild. Oh thanks tom. We were having a good time. We're enjoying that man suicide song and then you had to play this on this is that was pretty funny. How you might. This is just one of those trying to be fine. I bet that hurt making us. That looks like it hurt. Every i liked it though. I just like making people is fun. Good once you're full moon. Water has charged out in the full moon. Bring it inside. You can use it for drinking. Okay you can use it for pets. Children plants to do spells with or to clear your house. We ever have homework lawyers. Here's the thing you got to put it. You only put the jar water outside in a full moon and leave it open so that the moon vibes can get in. That's what she's telling you. Go positive moon vibes and also any other animals. That wanna pee spit or fitness greg. It the moon. Hell he'll lose. You get bugs. This is insane mayor. Very i enjoy so i've been following so many prison talks. The accounts have been coming up and up and up and follow them immediately and of course they disappear quite quickly so i- it's a hot commodity when i get my hands on a prison tony. It's really exciting. It is and i have to say the phenomenon i've been finding is a lot of bragging about their cribs so that one guy will show you how many you know bags of fritos he has seen and also how fit. They are open dog. Yeah it's really fascinating. One hundred push a day day. Which is and i have to say. I give them mad props because their diets are not great no but they are still in such good shape. They look good. I'm saying but there i now. I imagine the food is. And i gotta be terrible and you gotta be dedicated. I mean to that. Good way to motivate yourself to get in shape. I think is to go to prison. Yeah if you're looking place where you can focus on your z. Prison and i think you should run on this platform. That's another thing. I'm gonna get fat people to go to prison if you vote for me. I'll said every fat ass. You not prison. Get you in shape homey dog. You're gonna come back such good shape. You get riffle new and we're going to come back shredded dog child. Camilla struggled to laughed while listening to a traditional in canada. So this is real. This is real so what they're doing. It's an new it thing. Yeah it's a tribal person or they called encana so the first nation. Sorry yeah so these two have been on tiktok just the two of them. I've i've seen them before. And they do this breathing thing. we're one. And the other one briesen they they breed rhythmically together and apparently camilla parker bowels bowls and prince. Charles were laughing. During this native performance indigenous people remain very distracted by it. I thought it was hilarious. That's exactly what we be doing struggle to hold that after listening to a traditional not. It's ridiculous because it does sound funny. You're gonna get upset by that. Somebody does sound. i was just respect. They left during my breathing song. Yeah it does sound funny. I understand this is a true sounds like stay a hey. That's cultural appropriation. Is that guy was just doing that. Question the ask all. Will you do your dog ever act like a head like my dog does at times if you raise your hand. He's putting out a fun topic. What was the question. Does your dog ever act like a nut bag like my dog does raise. Your hand duh trying to relate to the ladies tom. I like his approach. Better than the queen's above okay. Well this was a lot of fun thank you. I had a lot of fun with you today. You you're the one for me rudy. Love you. I love you too Thank you for listening our closing song is. You're fired by alex. Be enjoy it. And we'll see you don't forget to go to why studios dot com jeans above eighteen or your fire manages your delightful care job here. Fridge pro jame anyways. Here's the all condone july third which may go by geico dot was what's up lost. What's up their jaw aren't a.

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