It's Creepy But You Watch It - #558

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You're listening to rooster teeth podcast number five hundred fifty eight. If you hear something you would like to see from this episode visit. I dot rooster teeth dot com receive podcast this week brought to you by squarespace of course base and netflix dark crystal. I'm gus. I'm kevin i'm barbara skinnier than bernie of jeff. Actually your name night as i am jeff skinnier than brad jeffrey ago jeffrey we have you thought about going back and going by jeffrey and five never gone by geoffrey. Geoffrey is a word. That's a name for little boys that are in trouble. It's awesome. I mean for duress yeah drafts and little boys who got in trouble in her hiding from their moms i haven't i haven't had to hide from my mom. Awhile jeffries not the name of any low boy yeah jeffrey jeffrey we'll jeffrey lord jeffreys. There's a lot of jefferson the u._k. When i was a kid it was like john. Where do you think is it a popular name anymore in the twentieth join for century g jeffrey jeff either either. I feel like i it may it may wayne popular mass-market popularity. I feel like it's it's popular with a discerning group of pro creators discerning group hillbillies. Yes that alabama crowd. I don't meet anybody named barbara. Who's under the age of fifty. I know one other barbara d really just one who's like around my age. It's funny that we're having this conversation because one of us has the oldest fucking name on earth gus. Have you gone under a hundred going by gustavo. You weren't here. You should orange stop. Oh yeah you can call five years than gusts care about making it convenient for other people anymore. What do i care before it was like gust is easier for other people. We'll say fuck. What the fuck do i care. That's my name you and your congratulations. That's a sign. I don't care about being giving it for the people anymore. Fuck them dude. Welcome out of office in your twenties. You had said that from birth avon john. I was born late so it takes on a different edge when you get older. I can see it in them. What should i say to my thirties. Thirties are awesome yeah. Those are fun yeah. Everything still works yeah thirty. You're probably doing better in your career than you. In your twenties you feel invincible. You're not <unk> starting to slow down yet. You're just starting to think about shit like long term health and and taxes and ks but you can still put it off a little bit yeah. I i put awesome. What's that jerusalem proper time. I'm talking about average got me to start retirement in my twenties. Yes i did try ooh yeah long term. Health stuff is a thing i think about almost every day now yeah look. I've got a thing where if i turn a certain way when i'm walking my left hip hurts a little bit and i'm like oh. That's the start something bad cancer rotator. There's like oh. That's going to be something. That's going to bother me immensely in a decade or so. Did you have more sex in your twenties thirties. What's great bureau right. Let me think that's marriage based right. I had way more than my second marriage theater yeah right. The one is greater than zero so you always jeff. I'm talking. Yes i'm jeff. You always talk about the tear. You've always been trying to get me to watch the terrorist season one. Yes absolutely the terrorist season two started and i started watching it started last monday. I i watched the first episode of it and it reminded me of you. It's like oh i need. I really need to go back and watch because it seems like season. One is such an interesting concept so season was phenomenal <hes> <hes> more so that it was based on a true story admit the only thing i know about season two of the terror is that i know george decay is in it i believe right it takes place in an internment camp or around that time in world war two and it's focused on japanese americans and i guess their mistreatment during world war two of which was plentiful and then also that it has no l. a. production or thematic ties to season one right like absolutely not kind of like it makes me feel like american horror story. It's like a unique story that the <hes> <hes> capsulated in each season and how how good it was it was slow they. They're definitely it's like oh. They're setting up everything. Is it supranational. Yes there's supernatural. Supernatural element to okay was definitely trying to the same where where you talk about like one where it's like kinda grounded in reality but then they add like the supernatural element and on top of it but also the supernatural element it. I mean it. It helps with some convenient tropes but a lot of it. You're not sure if it's real or imagined and then <hes> it's really really more of a device to help tell the larger story which is how those people got lost in the ice in what may have happened to them and what may have happened to them was only partially due to the supernatural shit. That makes sense <hes> so i i liked it because it wasn't a supernatural story. It was a story that had i like a true horror story that had supernatural elements. I would say so it'd be interesting to say season to follow all is that path or if it just goes conveniently like horror movie like no one supernatural in the league. None of the characters in the show are aware of anything supernatural but has the viewer weird happening around them. That makes sense yeah for sure. I'll definitely watch it because i was such a fan of the first one second episodes today. Okay we are checking is is a._m. See right yeah. I'm always looking for something something good to watch. Do you watch it on the a._m._c. App or do you watch on t._v. Cable cable people on me too seriously. You and i were both early cord cutters. I went like seven or eight years without cable when i lived there. When the writers strike happy i didn't have cable for year right yeah congratulations by the way we're good and <hes> on fil dragging mine around super hard to hide shorts and i really laughing but i've gone back to cable a couple years ago mostly because of basketball and boy. I don't regret it. The only reason that i really use it like i have who live t._v. As well and i actually prefer watching live t._v. On hulu i just like nope nope. How can i express this. It seems like it's more convenient like it's an older system when you're using cable t._v. So it's like you know that uni record or when you do shit like it's going to work you can schedule it all out the one thing. I do really like about cable and having cable because i did it. My my last department has included. My apartment is just having the t._v. On <hes> not necessarily watching anything having noise especially if you live alone it's nice that just have like stuff going on background makes the monday in a little less sad when you're lonely. I don't hear the ghosts. Gary isn't the only problem i had was like with like you talked about a._m._c. a._m._c. app like i don't like having to wait till the next day to watch a._m._c. A._m._c. up sucks. It's not great. I have a question for you. Though about who maybe you can answer because you're much smarter than i am so i have hulu without commercials. Okay right like whatever it is thirteen ninety nine a month deepak. I have no idea what i pay but it's just commercial-free who watch an episode commercial. I my my girlfriend has hulu live tv and that's like forty. Your fifty bucks a month but who live tv still has commercials. I understand it has to have commercials during live programming but if i watch an episode of veronica mars on my fourteen dollar hulu. I don't have correct so you. You have to have live t._v. And then you can pay another six dollars a month to get live tv plus no commercials on the v._o._d. Style just keep blogging one of us out and the other back in so yeah. You have to have one. You have to have that live t._v. It doesn't automatically include no commercial on v._o._d. Thank you for making that clear to me because i could've just gone to like their page with all of their different that when you're right here i'm right here wealth of knowledge when you've been my knowledge base since nineteen ninety eight gusts knowledgeable jesus i have that issue with because i watch a lot of hulu i've been watching paradise which i want to talk to jeff about <hes> but it's so you know the bachelor series obviously they take previous contestants who've been on the show <hes> and put them all on the island sloppiest bloodiest most outrageous contestants the fan favorites or fan. I guess least favorites love to hate him or love to love them yet. People make the most interesting reality hands the fastest on this nice yeah. I'm gonna get on that. I don't know can you tell me what esther came out. She didn't have to go. She'd probably but that like. I don't know why i there's some t._v. That i love even though it's so fucking talking bad <hes> and this is like bad t._v. You like bachelor in paradise. I fucking love it. Okay yeah i find bachelor in paradise is a little too scuzzy for me to get into like it's a little too. It's tensions are a little too. You like well so i would l. of those shows. That are the current iterations of those shows. I would say temptation. Island is the best love island is the second best and i include all violence australia england and u._s. Even though i australia's the best then england in the u._s. although u._s. was quite good then i'll have a bachelor in paradise then i would put an x. on the beach which is just never heard of that twenty five minutes of dog shit with a abroad like or like a speedo it's terrible but in the first episode of every ex on the beach somebody will fucking fight like instantly maybe at the same time do they fight and at the same time it so like whereas like temptation island and love island they're great because there's an island is that where people who are in relationships go to test the relationships. That's the best. The most recent was actually just brought back t._v. And like eleven years. I looked up the synopsis on the beach okay. I just want to read it here. A group of a famous singles head to a tropical island for a chance at love but paradise doesn't last long into stars former flames wash ashore to break up their good time. Here's here's let me add to that. Let me let me add to that panache. It's an m._t._v. show yeah so you know it's terrible and then the people that they cast it with or people from like road rules and the challenge and and all those like weird m._t._v. like activity reality t._v. Shows <hes> it very rarely. Do you see people that come from other reality t._v. Shows it's usually like the trashier of the the reality shows so it's like the trashy est of the trashy and whereas like temptation island and love ellen are quite salacious and quite psychologically fun to watch people ruin their lives and fuck with each other. There's still a pretense of a show. Their ex on the beach and i feel like bachelor in paradise is like one notch above that it's just put people in a villa villa with alcohol and encourage them to fight every now and then bring in a new person. That's every once in a while bringing a new person yeah so i'm having i want like paradise. I think the reason reason i like it so much is because i know a lot of the people on the show from the previous. I've never watched the bachelor okay yeah. There's a lot of people from this most previous previous season who are on this one. I've yet to visit bachelor nation so it's it's definitely something to get into. Is it measured appreciate it more. I only watched the first two episodes how far into twitter year i wanna say there's three or four episodes out now okay. He actually only two. I'll catch up because i'm missing love island pretty bad right now. It's a it's a good replacement for you. Get those shows like levin gus five days a week. They're going to say it sounds like these shows have such quick production turnaround like the seasons a year for each of them love island in particular. I know bachelor in paradise has two episodes a week that are like an hour and a half yellow content love island. I think is five days a week and it's. I think put out the next day that it's filmed yeah. Love island is five days a week in the u._s. And for like twenty or thirty episodes love island u._k. And love island australia you guys are prolific. I know you do the opposite on your sitcoms but ashok on seven days a week. One of the days an hour long recap so six new episodes one recap every week and they go for fifty to sixty episodes a season to her yeah especially the big brother format. This is actually it ends and you show everything in between yeah. It's fantastic and i think we talked about it. Last night i liked about love island is that they don't not really have cameraman or anything or cruise. It's just these cameras that are placed all around. The villa sounds like big brother ever watched big brother so i never the idea of i'd like the premise of the show gusts is like six guys and girls. They don't know each other. They put him in a mansion on the beach together like in the u._s. It's fiji in the it's like an a spanish island and in the u._k. And he's not in the u._s. u._s. Version of the show in the british man australian show at some at some spanish island but anyway they put them in there and then they'll literally <hes> they'll stick six guys in a swimming pool up to their ankles in short shorts showing off their junk in there they're all ripped and stupid as all hell and and they'll stand there and then they'll parade six women out that are similarly dressed and <hes> brilliant one at a time and one time and they'll go miranda. You have six men in front run of you. Which one do you want to be your boyfriend and she'll i'll take that guy and he comes over and he's her boyfriend and then they sleep in the same that night and they also even the same beds in the same room they have like a big bedroom with beds and all it's at bangor. They will absolutely have sex and the creepy part is cameras in there too like there's cameras everywhere creepy but you watch it. Can you watching yeah do and his grace but is filming it because they were like a one roaming. They'll also bring a guy out and they'll be like four girls like go go which one if you're interested in this guy in rica or whatever his name is step forward and like three girls will step forward and then he'll pick from like nobody steps forward. I it's like a guy. Nobody wants up getting partnered with the last girl she was simpson's when they have the the bachelor auction comes out and they're like walk straight reject uh-huh. No one picks you. Are you allowed to go home. No you live with a one hundred twenty five grand or something if they make it to the end of the show you gotta bring your way. Two four hundred twenty five grants even better at the end the couple that wins like spoilers. If you didn't watch the u._s. island you should have it was zaken elizabeth then they go to like zach elizabeth and they go like elizabeth. Here's a check for a hundred twenty five thousand dollars. You can keep it or share it with your with the guy and she's like just all shirt sure or is it going to be like man. Fuck you hit. The brakes got all the money and making all the way to the rest because love. It's a love test. Did you really fall in love with really fall in love lezak or was he just in it for the money. How long are they together. It's eight weeks so would you take sixty. Would you spend six thousand five hundred dollars on someone that you've known for three weeks. The astra should always be no. I totally agree well. I think it's longer than three weeks. It's a couple of months three weeks in the u._s. It's longer british but the susan was truncated of love worth more than sixty two thousand dollars okay when u. s. two three weeks later. Would you have given up that cash. I think we were engaged. Cash forever saw walter. You gotta think like you're a reasonably ably intelligent young twenty something <hes> who is probably a fitness like a workout person or a modeling instagram model or whatever these these people usually like. I'm a i'm a fitness gym guy personal trainers. I was called the forgotten finish jim guy or i'm an instagram model on my cell like detox fox two year whatever there the long play is yes obviously we're in love and we're gonna pick each other over the money and then share the money and then also share the brand deals and the along the the. I think that those people are thinking about the long tail you know. How much money am i gonna get off the story of this so it's how they're going to be perceived. I i think by the public as well like if you're the asshole that takes the money after being in love on this show in front of all these people your comic play the he'll. I'm okay with that. That'd be fine. You'd be okay with that. Sounds like golden bowls. You ever see that show. What are you talking about. Golden golden bowls some of you get to the end and then there's people left now. I'd never seen the show just seeing the ending but if you if you agree that you both share the money then you share it. Oh yeah and one of them takes. One of them says that they'll share it. The person who takes it gets in his mind games at the end. That's how they end temptation island and they're literally have these balls balls in their hands that you can smash on the ground if you keep it or not i saw one guy when it meets the great way before he was just he just said to the other guy. I'm gonna take it and i'll split uh-huh and you just said he would take it. If you say you'll take it you none of us will get on definitely gonna take it and then he the guy said he would both say take none out of them. Get it right yeah brutal taking a no one ever done that nothing is going to change. My mind like this is what's going to happen if both people who might share them. There's a risk of someone go <hes> yeah. Something that i love about bachelor in paradise is there's so many characters on this season that are so cringe to watch but in a good way like there's this one guy named cam if this gives you any context. He's a white guy that likes to rap. He's the guy that was like. He kept getting in trouble for being like double crossing girls right. No that's someone blake blake yeah. That's the guy who likes slept of the of the contestants on the show and then realized that they were all going to be on this season of bachelor in paradise deal the mall and like trying to be like he'll there are two girls on the show that he went and got dumped by the bachelor i guess on her season went to one of the other girls and slept with her and then then then left her house to another house and slept with her and it was paparazzi and both of those are like fuck did uh-huh he's like dating. It's pretty funny yeah and then you have to live with he cries in front of the camera to guess the name of the host of golden balls gavin not just english hosted by english person. What's the name peter hase now cutting blimey deep. That's what i was gonna. Say jasper carrot for so. I'm i'm sorry what about just like. It's so insanely cringe to watch. There's this one girl in the show named calin who was on a previous season of the bachelor that apparently he had had had his eye on for a while and like he knew he was going to be she was going to be on the show and somehow they ended up like talking and kissing because she was desperate to get a rose which girls us kaelin kaelin okay one of the like miss out not milk alabama who handed be season. She has like a very flat face okay <hes> anyways but they ended up kissing and then in his interviews after the fact. He's talking about like yeah. You know like it could be me in the end. I could be down on me proposing like this could be love love and just essentially falling in love with already and then like the next guy that comes in. She's like all over. Oh yeah moving around and that's the that's that's where you would enjoy this part of the joke and you get a just a lot of shots like six or seven people hanging out and the girl had talking to the new guy only has her arm around and whatever and a dude in the corner just like this. Why would i want to watch. I lived that fucking money because it's fun to watch somebody else. Suffer well. There's one shot of him after like these people were making out of him walking alone on the beach at night and like walking into the water and this wave crashes up and hits him in the crotch and he tries to play it off because the cameras are on flick shit like that all the time. I've i just eat it up. This episode of the receipt podcast brought to you by me. Undies me and is here to change your underwear. Well not literally but it's here to change the way you think about it. They believe undies shouldn't take themselves seriously. They believe that under should be soft fit. 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Have you started watching that yet. What else is on netflix. There's something else. I wanted to watch on netflix that diagnosis is that it yes. That's an issue like crowd source like yeah with what's her face. I was going to start trying to watch that. Maybe tomorrow tomorrow was like ann curry. Maybe i don't remember watching <hes> tower stuff from airports like the oh there's control at traffic control. I can recommend from youtube channels. I've just been binging one of the the amount of times where is howard is get instruction. That's gonna kill a ton of people in the pilots like oh shit. There was one where it was like delta. The call sign was thirty eight twenty eight or something and the other one was thirteen twenty eight and they both tried to take off into each other <hes> <hes> and the thing is terrifying. I guess the people on the plane never hear anything about it. You don't know it makes you wonder how many planes you've been on what you're about to die and then someone noticed and then stopped opted from happening on i subscribe to vast yes the flight track visuals and all the plane's coming in a couple of weeks ago hence sometimes it can be a real and there's tons of emergencies like the one who took off a student is the first solo flights and the royal fell off a plane. She took off one a couple of weeks ago where i think it was either air flight that took off from l._a._x. And and like the person in the tower and then they were coordinating each other correctly and instead of heading south ended up going north and was flying into the mountains and was about hit the mountains just outside of l._a. Because he kept going north and the woman was like south southbound. She's like having to move. All the other planes in the climbed. Seven thousand feet turn saddle stuff is the talent impairs to pilots and pilots is getting pissed each other as well as a people just being really snarky here my fucking way. Did you see that clip on social of a time lapse of all the planes over the san diego. It was like over twenty four hour period or some sane rain 'cause then he was not even a hub airport correct and so to see that many planes come in is just thirty seconds or something right yeah. There was like a real quick thing in the disolve linda that was really neat. Speaking highlight hurt them when we were out there for comecon hotel was right by the airport and it was very apparent that time during comic con that would make sense yeah we're did. Did you hear that delta might be getting a hub in austin mini hub. They wanted to make austin like <hes>. I forget what they call. It like a focus city or something not an official full blown hub but increasing operations but there was a rumor the other day that there's going to be a lot more for international nonstop flights out of austin and that almost all of them will be probably served by delta yesterday was like austin to tokyo seoul amsterdam is amsterdam and i read the same list to the tokyo after name of the big ones for me but there was somewhere else really cool like lisbon or like somewhere in portugal or maybe barcelona or are somewhere as well here <hes> 'cause. I was thinking when i when i saw that dude the only way to make me leave american would be to put a hub or any other other arab note here amsterdam beijing dublin paris seoul shanghai tokyo. Okay yeah yeah i would i would consider leaving american to switch to delta or or whoever lights wheeled elect direct flights at austin how far is beijing from shanghai beijing to shanghai on lifetime but do it that way. It is a two hour fifteen minute flight. I feel like you don't need to flights from austin to both those places to beijing and shanghai. I think it's like they might not all half in just like the ones that they're wondering when someone's responding someone while typing that they're just got the presenter that would be because you imagine how awesome it would be to be if austin was like chicago or an l._a. Or new york style city token anywhere in the world on one. I wanna go. I wanna go back to tokyo. <hes> intend to open up that super nintendo world at universal studios and they said they're gonna open it before the the tokyo twenty twenty olympics so it should be opening within the next year <hes> if there were a nonstop austin tokyo flight i would definitely really do i would take the nonstop awesome to tokyo play at least once a year every year. <hes> japan take that environment was phenomenal the only i only went there for two days million. I went there for a a very short vacation but it's probably the probably the coolest place on earth. I think i've talked about it extensively but it is easily the coolest place i've ever been. I'm trying to reduce in the carbon footprint of myself that if i'd stop being a how many flights is that how many hamburgers flecked making me awful right. It's one of the biggest the biggest steak hamburger car so while i look this up breaking just come out with the impossible walker yesterday hella burger king it tastes just like robber really wasn't made of so i dunno plant based off it was it was pretty good. It's beyond me stuff like i buy the beyond a real down at home but i think that's really good. They have that impossible meet at do they. Yeah i think so. I just realized what did you say you. Would you say austin tokyo or what. Do you have a flight comparisons sir. I'm just i just don't want to fly much austin a l l listen how about austin to london there you go into london carbon <unk>. How many stakes stakes is austin ended. A four pound patty of beef is four pounds of greenhouse gas right okay so so yeah so i'm going to look up so austin to london's carbon footprint and we can pray with one passenger on yes a ton of people. What do what do we do a return trip. Yeah i wanna come back. You want to come back to heathrow yeah. Yes please places clayson fascinating see total flight who at one point three six tonnes for one person no economy class direct sets one turn flight twenty eight hundred pounds or something see see it. Give me that sorta gave trips won economy class yeah. Why did it ask what class you want. It doesn't matter because business class seat takes up more space so let's see i got damn. What is it clear everything. I've put in kosovo doodoo first class to see if it's any different i classes six point eight tonnes right because if the whole plan was economy one point three six times two thousand that's twenty seven twenty pounds twenty seven twenty divided headed by four six hundred eighty burgers to offset one round trip economy ticket god. I got to stop eating hamburgers. The first take anyway. I canceled three flights in the last two weeks for like different for other reasons for reasons. I couldn't go out of time and it's like the best feeling in the world dude. It's so good if a trip especially in international trip if it falls through like day of or the night before i don't ever been happier in my life and that failure just like yes. This is the part where we get in trouble for talking about flying time but no one that you don't have to get on that plane and go asleep in a hotel. Hello ever off and you could sleep in your own bed. Eat your own cereal possible burger cereal and pita. That's a new your graphic. That wasn't really a story about any plant. We we were holding off using it but we've used it a couple of times and nobody's noticed another plane story. Graphic just flew across the screen green. Don't really look at that screen rooms then we used to have other confidence monitors there and they're looking at yourself too much so we decided to mix it up now. Why wind gusts he's producer on the podcast. What does it you got thirty seconds before. The show then had to go run to the bathroom. When can i run an idea by you. Is this report the word we'll treat you have answered me once blackmail firmed and on the calendar for today's podcast i did. That's why i didn't have to text you. I actually i slacked eric. When you confirmed it was like holy shit the german calendar. It'd be a better person why did you. Why did you say yes to this one. I was in england seeing my family and i just didn't have anything anything to do. Quite busy and a calendar invite is so far down my list. You can't hit the the notifications pop up on my i just get like the thing on my screen closer except except except that we don't have to go through in my calendar and i just looked like what is still blank in terms of my response and just respond you could do it. That way takes like a second side sarah so we're talking about reality t._v. Shows and i've got one talk about doing. If you watch master chef absolutely okay i have not watched the last. I fell off last season and i watch this. I've watched every season imagine chef there season ten right now and i realized several weeks ago it was pretty close to the beginning of season ten that i'm just hate heat watching master chef yeah because it's sucks and it's like i started really thinking about the show and at its fundamental the show makes absolutely absolutely no sense. It's like the premise of the show is they. Wanna find america's best home cook right so they have this whole thing that people come in to make your best home cook dish. They make things like oh. You're a great home-cooked. You're going to be on the show yourself. Isn't it technically always home-cooked did you. I don't know the answer to that. If you ah yes sorry they know planning on working in a restaurant so then they start the show is working a five star three michelin on star restaurant kitchen and make this insanely difficult dish or it's like they'll have a challenge in the master shift kitchen. It's like make a souffle and forty five minutes and it's like this. This is a home chefs stuff right and it's like they all know how to do. It and it's all so fucking self-important. They're like this dish isn't worthy of season ten of master chef you fucking people. These people have been on the show for ten seasons. Yes the one season the ron practicing us any better or worse than the season five confines it it doesn't make any fog the apples who pick them and they're all like this the world famous most famous kitchen in the world. No no one gives a fuck about that stuff two things there. They're one <hes> my problem just a little different <hes> but did you see the reddit thread recently <hes> with the producer or one of the producers on master chef breath who answered a bunch of questions did like a little ama about no. I didn't read up on my girlfriend. Did she was telling me about it some really fascinating stuff like when they're not on camera they're sequestered in in rooms with all the cookbooks in the world and they can go through all the cookbooks they can learn anything they want. They can do as much. They're encouraged to study and read cookbooks and just like study com. They're not allowed to write anything down. They have to commit it all the memory but they have like basically like here's all the world's knowledge on food and cooking or you just memorize into practice and then they and they they they do practice rounds before they do televise rounds and what i thought was interesting is the food that tastes like joe and is just he's gone going back on it. It's like john and gordon ramsay <hes> christina's gone she's gone. She was only in for three seasons. She was doing she. She came in to replace grandma elliott. Yeah he left yeah and then when she looks joe and then graham left the season. 'cause graham didn't one-season whether that's right yeah area anyway. I liked her very graham but another thing that i think is really fascinating. I got under-cooked chicken one eight at grandma's restaurant. Did you really do you want to chicago the worst that can make you sick. That's a no go on national chef so another thing that was most interesting interesting is they prepare the food right and then it goes in for beauty shots and then it takes about an hour to an hour and a half to all the beauty shots of all the food and in the the judges eat the food food's always seemed like i always wonderful production standpoint how time they have to eat. They say that the crew and everybody goes to lunch during the beauty shots except for the people to do the shots everybody comes back in so that when gordon ramsey's eating that piping hot plate of food it's ice cold and he said they're just professional enough off that they know what it should taste like and like what it tastes down like cool down and they can extract tasted like fresh but some say it sucks but as as long as they figure as long as everybody's food is just as cold as everybody else's it's fair and that's the system they use. What have you make like an you won't but suffered like eggs yeah. It's like cold eggs taste fucking back. What did they microwave it. I don't think they do. I think that's why you see him. Spit some stuff out when it's undercooked and stuff just like not only is this raw our anything go bad after the hour and a half. I would assume well. I dunno that wouldn't over over it. What if you'd like jok told i don't remember maybe there are special circumstances for the desert episodes. I don't know maybe they get thrown into a freezer or whatever <hes> but the the problem i have a master chef is that it's followed the like. Hell's kitchen kitchen nightmares master chef both have followed the same path twenty four hours to back twenty four. I never watched two episodes of that and terrible also but that's like that's <hes> <hes> even lower down like they started kitchen. I started as a show about fixing fucked up kitchens especially the u._k. Gave her complete american version was never as good as you k- version but it was closer at the beginning of the show than what was by the end. What is it now then. What was the end it very quickly by about two or three seasons in hell's kitchen's the worst it devolves is into just reality t._v. Just drama and fighting. It's just about the interplay between the fighting and hell's kitchen is just about them getting in trouble and then going back upstairs and yelling at each other and catching that on film has nothing with the food like magic master chef was the break from that from that which is what i loved about master chef but by about season five it started ready to go that route and now i can't get through a season a master chef either because it's the same thing it's just dumb drama and people hating and fighting each other and on that ship but it's still don't have as much of that. I'm a man because they just fucking tom and padma or boring and they just make people cook and i never watch top chef yeah. It's like iron chef. I was just great our chef along time ago i don't know do we still like new episodes. I think alton brown does it now right. Yeah and we'll watch chopped with tom. Yum queer eye <hes> trump because it's quick. It's like thirty minutes. I've seen a thousand episodes. I've never liked watched. Watch the season in a row the same here. It's like if it's like how much i it. It's not the same. It's like three people thirty minutes and you're done. It's not like i didn't watch before. I don't have to worry about what's watching what's next. I think that little pyramid conceded that show is great where you start with four and then you will ris into and the yeah that's that's pretty awesome yeah. That's a cool way to do it. Contro- tro i became obsessed with like house shows like house. Hunters only cover shows flipper flaw. Let's go ahead but you know i mean. There wasn't much to the story. Yep just like there was a time period where i was obsessed with watching so i was curious. The other day i was watching house hunters right and it was an episode in austin and i was like oh that's weird. I've never seen a episode of austin so then. I started thinking i was like have all the years. I've watched house hunters. Have i ever seen the same episode twice because i don't think think i ever have so then. I decided to look it up house. Hunters has two thousand one hundred thirty one episodes yeah. Which was the hard hard two thousand episodes. I i don't know what season they're on now most recent episode according to be as season one hundred eighty two episode so i it's the same show. Do you net flicks off. My mom was watching that and there are seasons where i don't know what are listed as categorizes seasons. They'll only be like three cities. They'll be like four austin episodes like ten california episodes to oklahoma maps odes yeah but i've watched i went through the summer and watched every austin home show i could when i was trying to buy a house and just in my head. I have seen that episode. You're talking about storage. Was i think so. I don't know a long time ago used to watch that i think they do. Maybe the loss reality show. I think they make like a bunch of different ones. Now i used to watch. I love with how centers though how it's like oh like this is <hes> me and my husband are looking for a house. He's unemployed and i sell jewelry three at the farmers market on sundays. Our budget is eight hundred thousand dollars the utah coupla. I feel like i feel like in austin in their shows. It's like i'm <hes> <hes> <hes> electrical engineer and my wife is a professor and our budget is two hundred and fifty thousand dollars where i want to live down austin because they're they're like we found this awesome leander. It's close. There's a million dollar condo downtown. Lucky such a little luck doc in <hes> me and my mom this summer watched. Have you guys ever watched loved listed. Yes that was on twenty four hours. A day in my house was listed for you like they can either accept the renovation or go by the new house so there's a realtor that shows them around tony places ranting of t._v. Do you guys watch every day. Every day you on average on average. I would say to two hours or go with that. If you count like having it on that'll happen sometimes too yeah i watch him on average to i would say probably more for me but i view it as work like research for because we talk so much and affiliates good to to be well versed in pop culture watch a lot of things like for her work. You watch stuff for work on. I'll also perhaps the by i also because i don't want to be a lazy gross dude. I also ride a bike twenty miles a day every day minimum. I still don't know how and when you do that million fifteen miles today. It's two other already this morning. It wasn't not at nine a._m. Damn i if you start at like seven a._m. On a saturday you can be done by ten. You still have a whole day ahead of you. You haven't gotten overheated and you. It's like i'm. I'm never going to go to a gym or workout so i've started doing that because i used to. Try and sleep in as long as possible the weekend his one day you can do that. Could you ever sleep in really long ten but now i've decided i'm going to wake up a. like six or five every saturday and sunday and just have a really long weekend and it's it's great. It's true you get so much time to go to bed because you get tired a little earlier. Stop waiting but that's fine. You still do stuff a london. Yeah yeah midnight product. That's seven a._m. To ten a._m. Time that you would have been asleep is more useful than the eleven p._m. To one a._m. Time you would have been or are also. It's also extra great this time of year because when you're up that early hasn't really gotten that hot yeah if if you wait to do stuff at night it's still hot from the day but if you're coming off like the end of the night at the beginning of the day it's still cool. It's cool as it's gonna get and you can get stuff done i need to i need to replace outlet. My garage and it's just too fucking hot to do. It's like i need to wake up one one weekend at five a._m. Go do that because otherwise. It's just too hard to go down and do that by the other day on thursday. It was like a hundred fourteen degrees. It's crazy but it's also been a very mild summer. We can't complain. I guess just recently that. I went down to to houston in over the weekend and i was shocked. At how hot it is there. Did you do that halo outpost you. How was it we did. You see meghan castro. They're running a million castro chief chief i didn't i got to i saw diva downs but didn't get taught him but they had an interesting exhibit where they showed the height of all the different covenant scale outlet of is like a tool as a human right and a jackal is bigger than a human. It's like oh well. I guess you play as master achieve and you're so much bigger than small. Yeah i really liked about is that they they make everything slightly tool right how we will see it in person like oh so tallest tallest brute hunter hunter hunter yeah how's the twelve feet tall twelve feet tall really never one hundred two ah because masterpiece like seven feet tall so then everything is scaled to that cooler in houston. It was like ten degrees cooler in houston because i always thought he was known for being. I'm very humid. It was a little more humid but i thought it was more comfortable there than it was here. I sat outside for a little while there. It's like i would never sit outside like this. In austin in the middle of the day we had a vicious circle vicious summer stream on friday and sitting the first thing we did we played the game first and then the first activity was outside and i think like wiped everyone out. Would they navigated away from outside really quickly. Yeah jack was like i can't i can't it was not meant to be outside in general whether your skin yeah poor chad he's like. I didn't know it'd be outside didn't wear sunscreen today. Stephen joe absolutely nailed nailed those noktas that was unbelievable. I thought feel like they've sure they must be practicing. I feel like those guys have weird human skills elsa jack how it's like not athletic abilities but just like these skills like he's like fucking good at that game air hockey and shit like that and poker that was that was useless stuff that was really cool on a personal level to see joe here because his baratz and beretta was hugely influential to research lindsey was asked me she was like well which ones stephen which ones joe and i was like that one steve that was never see broad brush. She's like i love breasts and bro. That's joe bradshaw was so crazy because like i was even telling what i don't think you were there but one of the early big fights we had it wasn't a huge fight but me madam barney got into a fight because bernie left for low while downtown buda and tonight. We're making an episode and we're way behind and we we took a break to watch an episode brass. Umbrella and bernie came in rye watching. We all got this big yelling. Match the three of us about whether we were being lazier did he not there because we were working on a i don't know i don't know why you should definitely would've been around season for say maybe you were out of town might have been out of late on a friday night or maybe i was with jason like at a convention internet you might have been you might have been like because it would have been probably ten pm on a friday night so you might have been yeah. Did he do to do something. You don't remember the specifics of it. That's part of why didn't wanna tell joe so. I i want to run down bernier matt and see if they remember it. I shouldn't have been a really funny moment and it's just really cool and gratifying one of those things where it's like something that you are a fan of and early days that now your crosses peers almost and they were so immensely successful right at the beginning of youtube houston yes. We're talking about this yeah. Where were you here. We talked about with bernie like last week or the week before game time. I'm about people who were big like right. Before right is youtube started and then like didn't didn't get caught up in that wave of youtube like people who are really big before youtube was acquired by google and then just kind of put a lot of them did really well behind the scenes on their own like your for edf ingles worth. He actually had quite a career off of youtube friend hit. A bunch of those t._v. Shows on nickelodeon i think he may i read about him. A while back he made a boatload of money and did really well post. Youtube wasn't filled franko the first youtubers to our first big successful youtubers because he's still gone like early. Ones i think jus- team i think adjusting osteen go share cards. I think of like my bet jenna marbles yeah. She's fairly on. She's one of the most popular channels or day. Grace was was very early. Harley like i think mealtime remember being one of the first day we weren't they weren't but it was it was pretty early on i think when and we went to that youtube meet up at sandia khan remember all those years ago how hot for word words and like was it like who else was like all those people that were there like vastly guitar man yeah like those guys right mystery. Thomas writes in movies now yeah with real people that's crazy. I don't call this personnel but during i i won't call them out but during the livestream troy baker was here and still never met him i would have introduced to i would the meeting. He seems like a lovely dude. I'm not good at introducing myself to or blog orb. I'll putting myself in a position where i can be introduced. I just run. The other way on guessing are shy. I don't know how i don't want to impose on anybody in the but he was here for the last few marie had to leave early to catch a flight and there's a girl i was talking to and this is a a very sweet kind girl and he left and she's like what was his name again and i was like troy. She goes choy and troy baker and she went. Are you fucking kidding me 'cause he's wearing a retro replay shirt and apparently she had asked him. She's like so what's your involvement in all this anyone on this show and she's like oh cool nice not familiar but that's also that was nice of him to say that though yeah go rush replay revenues thing and she just felt so bad after i was like ham turns okay but it's not the kinda guy to be like should know who i was. I thought that event what really well and everybody seems to have genuinely good time and there was no it was like i hesitate to put it in the same category as the <hes> spring break and the family reunion because it was kind of a different gig but but it felt different it felt different but it was it was more similar to the let's play party. We had an england last year didn't didn't do that one. Yeah it was good. It was fun. It was yeah really get time off. Cameras well legislation to everyone and i hit shit the i had a really fun time watching for whatever reason james and adam were just being so fucking funny throughout the day and the night and just watch them from those in the first for a long time michael decided to put blue all around his mouth and my favorite thing was just watching fiona trying keep everytime fiona glance michael she would start here. She was looking at adam and laughing and i was like what's going on and she just point. Michael and michael was just like he did that. Thing more his chin get sunken into its neck and it was just my girlfriend actually made a a a little gift australia later or an image that was have you seen that shooters full meme with the little girl with michael plugging gross. <hes> you guys trying to get in the balloons was like my favorite part of the entire stream cut the necks awesome yeah i mean. I don't know if that would have helped you guys. I feel like shoved down into like fifty balloons. We never cut next off yeah because they kept just going to deflate and immediately. I don't know if you if you caught any of the streets but they they did it extra life when they got in these giant balloons and like did a race where they hop across the place to do something they couldn't get a single person in it went very wrong. We'd probably forty minutes of charleston. We got christina. I saw i saw saw christina get in than it bursts start choking. Her legitimately terrified for the next up. We did have here. Eh i saw that part of the highlights integrate this receive podcast is also brought to you by squarespace creating a website website and online store is so much easier now thanks to score space scores raises a platform with everything you need to take control of your online presence and run your own business. We'd be talking about score space for a long time because super awesome <hes> relax course templates. They're nice and clean and intuitive plus. They're easy to customize and best of all anyone in my family can do it without having asked me a lot of questions which i really love. 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We have managed dot would match dot would of sorry. I'm sure i butchered your name. Obviously would work and finally we have anthony bandou you saw thanks so much for showing us your sites. Thanks for his face. Thanks for supporting the episode of the podcast. <hes> i haven't had a chance to play was outta town over the weekend but i haven't hopped onto vicious circle. Maybe play that a bit right. Yeah yeah 'cause obviously because of stephen. Joe is my answer that final round. Who is it the head crazy around o. That was someone on the red team. Yeah forget his name. I don't remember who was gone. I was gone all right. He won five in a row he. He's really good at video games yeah. He is what ross ryan thought of a good game. I thought we were gonna take it because ryan and then he got his ass kicked by alfreda. I thought i was really good at that game until we released to started playing on steam with other people say oh no. I'm actually garbage agassi will ever again because i want my first round in vicious circle still to this day the only one i've ever won and it just i died instantly and then became the little dipper which is the most fun thing to play us in my opinion and the game i just love how fast most but i got someone invaded their body and then they were right by the vaccine had seventy five nuggets and just like in it like doing this thing. Where am i going to do it but the fuck it kind of reminds me of that halo reach game type or three with the skulls. We had to get the ten skulls head-hunter head-hunter. I i think i was calling us called you played. I played grip all at that halo of years whilst i played got fucking destroyed by jack the people that played ball aw they ruined it for me really good. I know they got so much like it's like but we made this and like two days later. People are like you suck. Get out of the way yeah. It's hard to play in the world and then people like andrew pattern should up and flowers and it was just like i'm not playing this again so flowers. You know hours yeah good luck. He had a move where he would like how much jump back in fly through the housing yeah. He was the one who started doing it. You there were people that fly. Yes never touched the ground it pretty insane. Yeah you spend all that time working on something and then you suck at it yeah and then you release it to the general populous. You realize that you are mediocre at best and everything you do. How do you think <hes> august august went gusts good <hes> gusts this year now with 'cause he has been several years since it came out last of us to out eventually we can play it again. I'm so sad you didn't do july. In september it was it was it was really fun to play with. You guys except the first one that we taped was that trouble in terrorist town yeah. I was just so overwhelming. I don't know what's happening. You should join us again for another one. Maybe they're anyone as widely loved in the audience outside hunter other than gusts. I will say i saw a couple of comments that i'm just repeating what i saw that said the gusmao as muslims way better than bernie months. I see that too. I wasn't going to bring it up but it. I'm glad you did i read every comment. I saw those two. I read a really bizarre coming on this. They were somebody com complaint was that the little dipper moves too slow and it's too hard to get around the map. A little different expanded the <hes> the really really fly without really fun. I'm like dude. I hope we know you have an open invitation to come in and film with achieve a hunter whenever he wanted us to have a release date yet. I don't know the fucking games. Come stuff's what's going on right now. I wonder if they released it last of us. So good at lawsuit announced today seventy eight no no. That's that's death stranding they can't do that. Let's think they meet. It seemed like it was the last of us too released but it was a death. Stranding release date was no game about. I don't know but they announced today that you see in that game cool like d- doc do you have to p or like i don't know and if enough people in the same place that makes mushrooms grow like is it like there. It was a woman breastfeeding ghost baby she paying. Is it gonna multiplayer. I think it's like a weird multiplayer replaced where you don't interact with everyone. Directly kind of like a shared space kind of horse gets down to five right. Yes you could've weaponize it yeah have we have. We done a top ten games. You can piss and before we've grossest toilets postal to we should definitely do a video where it's if we can were just standing in a circle pissing on some yeah ed maybe mush between the game we can go mushrooms on somebody so the rumors last of us to is may twenty twenty but that's just rumor we we can we can spend a few months getting good and then do another august. Oh so multiplayer in may and august will be training yeah. We'll we'll be in training barbara. If you wanted to come do a month of achieve one hundred games join it was what four or five games would you wanna do oh man. I don't know the sims a say yes. I don't know i have to think about that. I think about it. I'm sure we can figure it out. We played host once we did that was actually think one the first one hundred did maybe the i was a horrible view horsing around done at least two or three horse appearances back when we did horse like i might have done one or two other ones. We did that pretty sweet heist collab- billionaire yeah that's how so that's one of my favorite things. We've done in recent actually really hadn't really watch it. This is one of the rare moments you should watch. It's a journey when you watch it with three buckets of challenges getting inundated with people being like we we should take an attack. Oh man and he's like i know released it was going to happen. We all knew there was going to be a double cross offer came as a surprise there was something that we didn't put in the video because it wasn't needed but we locked sam in that cage and we came back and he wasn't there's always in the video but as a follow up we couldn't find sand the rest of the day and then i get a slack from sam that just says hello barb and and then the next leg said i want to play a game and i i haven't heard from him since i i haven't seen him. Has anyone seen samson state. If there's a corpse in that case of where did he mailed into the into the building the spirit is here. Let me see what else he said. It was fucking. Creepiest shouldn't a screen shot of that yeah. He said hello barb. I want to play a game and i said i hate this and then he just said l._l. And i said it was chad's idea and he said oh i believe you i do really and then i just didn't hear from him again. After that. How about this. I identify a bunch of really stressful coop games to person called games and then i i started a new series where you and trevor have to play together and it's called couples therapy deniro decently like that did i shook on relationship goals on the ex-wife obviously my i thought that up because we have the worst i think i think we did pretty zero relationship. I'm screwing with now. Bring it on. I think we could stand it. I think we could stand the in all the games where you have to share the controller like cookies and cream or overcooked worth like two people playing on one controller cookies and cream to would be perfect for that yeah or like keep talking. Nobody explodes but if the bomb blows up both of you have like a prize possession that gets blown up the problem is i'm so shit at video games stress that keep talking. Nobody exposed to be perfect for that. Yeah because it's just about communication we're pretty good at your laptop and mm chevron favorite pair of shoes or something in like a can we'll just doused with lighter fluid and then we'll set it on fire. If you fail towns get my laptops researches laptops down for that okay we'll car. We'll figure it out. Find a way to make it automatic so no one has to do it but it's like as soon as the game reaches fail state like it sends a signal and the thing is dead no one what he said. We have to make an automatic. Why would like no one wants to do it that way. There's no way to stop it or no. One feels guilty about it about after destroy your things. I know it's like if you fail then automatically. It was your failure that causes it to be destroyed. Guilty eighty a lot who is a hobnob. Linen chat says maybe coop therapy. That's pretty funny. He's fine fine coop not everything that's clever everything ashby upon the true so one of my favorite parts of that heist was when we had the gopro in chad's office and blame says this means war is like a funny reaction but the o- blamed don't don't do it. There's somebody somebody wrote a fucking novel about what our response would be. Have you read that nah. Should we do it. Can i read our response. Let me guess continue in your conversation a conversation. I'll find. I think in really cool in that. Did you see the video i it would have been if we just had a drone above the cop and you can steal these little groups of the people running in different directions what is so funny speed addressing good budget now yesterday. It's fucking funny yeah. It's the whole movies about a drone. That's why i asked oh interesting. Yes you have drones flying all the time that we'd never suspicious well. We got that thing where we were doing that. Let's play announcement with all the different let's play families and a drone just came down in the middle of the shoot that took off and no one knew who's trying to alcohol got thrown shots in blaine whose <hes> did you see them and it just left does it was it was like flying around us. We were just like oh weird. Did you see that clip of some guys drone dying over a lake and he runs into the lake and start swimming perfectly catches it just in time really cool. That's a that's dedication to save a few hundred dollars speedo. You'll find ah the other day. <hes> i got a piece of <hes> a piece of mail and it looked like junk mail you know is is very quite enveloped had no real discerning information on patient rip it upgraded normally do but i started to open it and it was a check from a class action lawsuit settlement for four hundred and eight dollars show that was going to say like sixteen normally. It's like a tiny little amount was like holy shit. I didn't even know that. I was part of this thing. I guess like some store that i bought two shirts from years ago. There weren't even expensive shirts had like a class action lawsuit against him and i was part of it automatically a lot a lot of money. I got four right. I was like holy shit everyone who shopped there during that time. I don't know anything about other than i got a check in a white envelope for four hundred hundred eight four hundred hundred dollars. I was blown away. He didn't loan it went through fine. It's been like a week. I'm not so cool. It's not like one of those check. We talked about some of the other tricks like a check that you once you deposit. You know oh this companies like a starts alone and your name sign something something to style it. I don't i don't know how it works but it there by eight. People get scammed. Shed all the time. This was an actual. If you ever are <hes> invited to joining a class action lawsuit i guess join it every now and then you might get a check for for new video game console or do graphics card. Do that's awesome. I feel like i try and spend that money gonna find somebody. Just put in the pool. I gotta find some as four hundred dollars it'd be you wouldn't have bought that looks bad because of the stupid loss because i bought two shirts five years ago or something you should just by fifty shirts same-store so weird. I you a ten eleven hundred forty five pounds or seven a boy on deadlocked. You know right now. You did what are sixty-five 165 is now my well. I was trying to think about about this how to do it and we could find out bar or something that you could wrap yourself around me. What do you mean we can hold onto a bar and i could the whole not lift. I'm lifting you plus the bar but i would just be on the floor. If i was holding exactly well then i would lift you but you'd be <hes> hanging onto the bar. I mean how you on the roof was amon. No it's just like weightlifting dude. What the fuck are you imagining. Where would she be hanging on a bah aw hanging this way. You're lean down with a bar herbs like you're at one of those like if i'm cooking a pig speros you're gonna shove opole at my office and lift me up she wants to do that. I know what what are you talking about. Lifting rupees fucking ground get on the roof from this the only so i'm just like like your leg. Thank you yeah like cross your arms. There you go. I don't think you'll be. I think it'd be top heavy. You wouldn't feel too one on would hurt yeah. 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It's coming up really soon. I figured it out the time. I don't know if you guys are deadlocked the now. I don't know if you guys want to circle back around. This is what somebody's response this. This is whispering oracle two days ago on red. It's response to blames gonna get revenge on us and the efficacy of weather blamed would be able to enact revenge on us and his response is <hes>. It's it's almost like a college thesis. The problem is one hundred sorta falls into the usual me against my brother and my brother and i against our cousin the three of us against it's a stranger mentality or the old never breaking up a fight between two brothers. They're more than likely to turn on each other until the outside threat exists then they'll immediately ally and be loyal l. d. reach other to take out the interloper age would be more than willing to prank matter jaromir gavin if it was their own idea but the moment that suggestion comes from outside they'd be far more likely to side with their own against that person whether it'd be just a well you can never trust blaine. This is a setup situation or you're not allowed to prank matt only weaken prank matt situation. That's correct. It would very likely be difficult for anyone any outside force to split them up the mind games. We're not smart enough for mine. Games in your example blamed try. It's a dumb example. You don't need that anyway the other problem going after it is achieve hunters. They have so many more members than most of the other groups and receive don't forget strengthen numbers. <hes> most of whom are kind of insane achievable hunter honor is always going to have the advantage of numbers in most cases combined with the fact that they are they have very long memories and will never forgive or forget even if you do somehow how managed to bring them all. You've done his guarantee. They'll spend the next few months or years living in fear of whatever terrible retribution that will eventually be punishable. He's not wrong guy. Is i just want an accurate very well thought out. I hope i got a good grade. It's always each other's throats bickering and that as soon as something threaten the department. I feel it will be like no absolutely i mean it's it's the same with any of i guess any groups of friends or siblings were yeah yeah what the guy said concentric circles with inside the group like i would fuck with gus to defend you but if anybody from outside trying to fuck with us and kill kill them. Actually i might take us over either of you. I don't know i i guess my loyalties lie with you. That's that's find out right now. Now use the the little thing the shark guy oh god i saw eric play with it before we started he lost again. I think it looked like his most painful. Does it hurt. I was bleeding bleeding. Do you wanna play no. They play it sure there are always loses though that jeannik. It's not he genyk fall. Don't start it. Don't do i'll play. You're gonna play. Don't play don't just think jeff wants to play. How bad does it hurt you know. Why don't you find out now make you believe what do i do you oh boy yeah. Each person takes a turn pushing nanotubes your finger. You like my hand or something ready yeah. Now you want does ever go on the first one area. President prostitute is it. Is it always the second plane. Give it a prostitute dodo push it push. It press two for student. Oh my god all we use resented okay now. Oh you got dragging out like he's going to slice him. Oh shrugged this. Do looming guts okay yeah. I left book so so powerful terrifying. Anyone else wants to play so much jared talking about the heist mice yeah. Apparently there's a whole i was reading. Somebody's there was a threat on right there was discussing whether you could or would get revenge on us and the wisdom of that and i was just reading somebody's like trees about it you got plans for and it's very accurate i mean you saw my full up to christmas star wars prank where it took into into a scarface mansion and had them swatted yeah so we saw that blame doesn't mess around mic drop though trauma optimizing no eric. You didn't lose that game all right. It was on board right now. That was him who can tell us one thousand us out for so much. I love it. I yeah so. Did you see that really weird story last week about this person who's been caught on surveillance camera. I think it's in virginia it's in virginia who wears an old tube t._v. On his head and he goes around and leaves t._v.'s on people's people's porches and like wasted the camera t._v.'s or flashing t._v.'s okay because nobody knows apparently the footnote in the story. It also happened last year at the same time like the second or third week of august. I'm just shows up so is his head. I thought you gotta on top of his head. Guys just like a performance artist. That's brilliant unless he's other bombs in the t._v.'s or anything. They're just cute. T._v.'s work i don't know how many has he done. Let's see it's like a third member of punk kicked out of the van and i don't know it seems like it's just in a neighborhood so not like a ton but did we found it more than fifty homes. Oh my god and they don't know who it is. No apparently he did it last year and he did it again this year. What have you just some dude. He's got a big ass garage to clean lean out and he doesn't know what the people complaining you don't bring him to goodwill and then he just picks back up from everybody's gonna throw these fucking t._v.'s away and then we're gonna find out what's bank seeing each t._v.'s worth ten billion dollars. Oh my god oh smart yeah hold onto those t._v.'s if you've so so fucking weird if you had a t._v. On your door it'd be confused and then i would look at surveillance footage and i'd be even more confused. Would you keep the tv no. I'd probably think there was something in it or something right like something's fucked up with it. Yes that would treat me out. Big time like i see the humor in it from afar like this but if it was mu that it was happening to you i'd be like fuck that dude why it's just one one time would be that bad. We also live in a city that had package buildings to go rhino talk about a year ago. Yeah 'cause weird. There was a guy who was arrested at peace park last week. Did you hear about that. No wait a gun. He had had more than a gun. He had a handgun a baton a rifle and a bypass for the rifle and a scope and extra extra magazine of <hes> bullets for rifle fears lie about to do a mass shooting piece park. It's just left a west campus off lamar like between like twenty ninth and thirty fifth. I think he had a warrant out ahead of warton bushes. Why did they are fifteen. Why did he tell them. He's a fucking crazy person. I don't know there's no no explaining that clock dude. I ride my bike today early a twelve week maybe saw him. I have had so weird got arrested. Yeah i guess he had like you said someone. I think if you had had award for his arrest out in <hes> in houston already so they had arrested him because i guess i think out of everything he was carrying the baton was illegal because he the gun was in a bush bush the irony so it was like they arrested for that and then at the outset anymore in houston so weird but i think we'd like laws are coming into effect in in texas. This is september first but it wasn't some weird. Social experiment like the dude took all the guns to walmart or whatever it doesn't look like a social experiment kinda guy yeah okay yeah. I gotcha gotcha <hes> white dude his twenties he does i think i think you nailed it. Interesting pattern talk weird <hes> that's. That's a very strangely specific austin story did you did you hear that the pitch and putt closing down their last day. There was down there changing ownership right now. I was just going to be gone. They were they. There was a petition to get them because they got the condos or something. They're they're going to develop it. I'm pretty sure what's it called a butler park eighty seven years yeah. We used to go there all the time back in the day. It's like have you ever been there. Nah this little park like off of riverside and lamar like there used to be that talk obama there and it's like right behind their peter pan pitch and putt yeah. There's no park and so it was like a nine hole golf course nine hole pitch and putt you could rent you rented like a little wedge and a putter from them and you could walk around and with a cooler of beer offend just like hit golf balls for the funding wasn't additive scorn wanted you'd have to worry about getting eating at someone's way was just like you just want to go drink beer and fake hit golf balls and like a little golf course. It was a cooler place to go do that par-three. It was awesome. I think when when i was living downtown i wouldn't probably i don't know six times in the last two years before it closed down. Didn't it was really sad because that's i mean i get it. That land has got to be super valuable but it was such a iconic old piece of austin and even i don't know if you remember this but remember they had that family of hawks that will come in and like the last time i was there which which is maybe eight months ago on the final hole. The hawk came and just landed and watched. I'd never seen it before and watch the whole fucking day. It was so cool and so neat to be able to see it like four feet feet away from you. Just watching you play golf and abundance leaving sucks and get a really big hawk. I was getting nervous that are going to take my hug because i have small dogs and it's like oh they could easily grabbed my dog and fly off with it. He's on a leash matt my backyard. That's fair but i'm out there with awesome so whenever i see a big hawk i'm like come on. Let's go inside. I feel like color dogs back. You dogs could send up a hug. No i have no idea what the hell happened. Get attacked from the air. It'd be feisty. Can they really lift up that which way i think so. I think you hear about like you hours. Getting taken herat's yesterday the small that might be a little heavy but i i saw a ball deal in oregon <hes> like sudan and get a piece of a mouse or something in a park i was at and that fucking can thing is up closest huge. You do not want to screw. The ball. Delay could definitely left thirteen pounds. I'm trying to see how much a hawk can pick up <hes> carbon footprint though was probably a lot lower than then beef that cortana which is interesting idea six hundred eighty burgers for around six hundred eighty quarter pound burgers so what does that so six eighty daughter by four hundred seventy pounds of beef. How many nuggets do you guys think you over human of beef. I'll be honest with you. I had one when i first got when i got there and it was delicious and then as the nuggets started to cool i a tax on that would not fly they lost. We had three three thousand chicken mcnuggets and i signed three thousand nuggets. I had probably six of them. Yeah and i think i finished for i. I was sick the next day the rest have been many but i think it's just like i'm not used to eating those so when you do it it just like messes with your body also shoved a bunch of my mouth. I didn't eat those but i think from contact yeah. They're just very it's a lot of like it makes you feel really bloated and kind of like lethargic. <hes> the other day speaking of old austin stuff the other day on the austin sub reddit someone posted a question they were like did their someone posted and they wrote that there used to be a top notch for the p._t._a. Raises over thirty third and lamar knows hilbert's. It was definitely hilbert's yeah. I thought it was weird like how quickly people forget that it was hilbert's not that long ago hilbert's for fucking fifty years right n._p._r.'s for eight if that if that yeah it was it was weird. How nobody we remembered and then someone's like look. I found this picture from google street view. It's it's obviously he'll birth. I didn't they didn't topnotch by the oven or like the stove top did they from hilbert's that hilbert's and move it over to i felt i felt like i ran. They move some equipment from hilbert's topnotch as possible. It was a while ago. I didn't want to go top not much lately. I've been in a long long time. I go to hilbert's <hes> usually like once a week or so. I don't go that often. I get well because akito. I don't go that much anymore but i used to get their strawberry. Shake a lot. I realized other shake that hilbert's by the office that hobart's by the office takes for ever thought that long everytime in the drive there. It's like i might as well just shit about folding chair no long. You're exaggerating or something special bacon cheeseburger. Do you feel like it takes a long time you go there to i've been there twice okay and i ate inside the restaurant so i have no experience the drive through. Can you divide the amount of bug is by the time on the plane so how many bug is so six hundred eighty burgers. Let's say it's a ten hour flight so you doing sixty eight burgers and our so a little over a burger minute so planning to one burger every before the plane crash before you land in london. You need to eat these six hundred eighty hamburgers now. Here's the problem obviously obviously it makes way more sense you to save the environment by an reduce carbon fiber by not taking that flight right but we also acknowledged with seven billion the people in the world. If you don't take that flight somebody else will that planes still flying so you probably should just stop eating hamburgers. I might can actually affect change that way yeah. I've just just especially if you've made to order. Just unhappy with the amount of co op is worse than just driving because the caused. How's the drive to you before. You get a true yeah yeah. That'd be something it's a nightmare older. Older beyond meat stops really good. I just like vegetables are fucking awesome. The older i get the less i like meeting general i mean don't get me wrong but man medallions are using right now. I fucking love deliciously just fucked and uh-huh sit at whole foods. I kept seeing japanese. Yams are so fucking good really super sweet. How do you normally what i'll do is do a couple of different different ways the way i like. The best is i'll cut them into thin rounds and then just grill him <hes> on the grill for ten minutes or so. They're awesome. I did this thing tonight. The you may want to try try it especially. If you want to eat healthier i gotta spaghetti squash and i cooked for about forty minutes and then like for about forty twenty minutes to ebba forty minutes and then i made this mixture of ricotta and mozzarella and parmesan and onions and mushrooms and basil will and marinara sauce and just filled that into the cut open spaghetti squash and then beggar for another twenty minutes with some parmigiana top and then. It's just like eating spaghetti because he had spaghetti. Squash like spaghetti is so delicious and hell if all phenomenal you ever made buffalo cauliflower. I haven't but i've had it before. I don't like buffalo sauce. I know that's why. I don't eat wings ways sauce. It's diesel fuel. Where where did you tweet buffalo sauce. It tastes like diesel. Feud smells like diesels. I can't take it slow strong. Yeah eddie the french red hot and butter uh-huh. Which do you not like learn something about you today. I thought you did no. I don't sit buffo sources source and that's all it is all right. I didn't know that he said what's not tell someone told me the other day. That jin was vodka what who said that and why are they so wrong. They said it was like flavored vodka. No it's totally different. Alcohol boys jimmy flavor from juniper berries but i think at the corn whiskey isn't it or kornacki cornell. Who told you that corona jim avila or grapes distill jn <hes> okay <hes> what what i'm trying to compare and contrast it. I got it right here. Vodka is produced from grain sorghum corn rier wheat some vodka art cars are made from potatoes molasses soybeans grapes rice sugar beets sometimes byproducts of oil refining process and then no way related still gin is produced exclusively by redistributing ethanol of agricultural origin with an initial strength of ninety six percent abe instill virginia in the presence of juniper berries and other natural botanical provided that juniper taste is predominant. I wish i could remember who told me that whether they were just messing with me on a maybe there was just saying it tastes. The same doesn't like it would taste the same with other juniper. Whatever i don't china japan i loved you is to love it. It was my favorite if i could go there and takeo hey i love gin. Very much. Understand was speaking of things that you shouldn't drink. I saw the f._d._a. Released an announcement the other day loaded right here so here it is drinking bleach will not cure cancer or autism f._d._a. Warned shit. I guess there's some product that people sell called miracle mineral solution that they that they say is chlorine dioxide and or chlorine dioxide and i guess they say that it's supposed to cure autism h._i._v. Aids cancer and other stuff and f._d._a. Had officially come out and say it doesn't isn't that what what martha dump truck drank or was that traineau heather's leave for forever. Dude milly was a bleacher dre. We know that martha drank drowning and also doesn't cure also doesn't care zimmer cancer or anything drink anything like this. I can't believe that the f._d._a. The d._a. has to make a statement like that yeah but don't drink bleach. It's the same that's the same thing as putting a warning on a ladder. That's like don't stand on one foot at the top graphic guy. Well people would need to be told to vaccinate their kids so i can't really give anyone benefit about take zach sir. You're name was like <hes> vaccinate your one justin timberlake's wife bill. Sorry just came out a few weeks ago right yeah. I can't believe that anyone come out and just reassure the wind farms. Don't give you cancer. I think it's been an ongoing thing still right. I mean that that misinformation is still being spread via one person yeah. How did i think it's been spread by anyone power. Uh it was spread last week. I think he's been going on about that for decades old clips clips of him in the ninety s like bitching about win funds ruin the views from his gulf wouldn't wasn't i out of the country when you said this last week when he came back up and y'all told me about it on the podcast and i didn't. I believe you about what we're trying to fuck with me. Shit one thing himself. I like the the bizarre don under brings up just because it pertains to your heritage but i like the bizarre lake handwritten notes. He's been sending to justin trudeau looking good buddy. The magazine covers and stuff and like looking hot to the canadian median embassy and they weren't sure if it was real joker one junk mail thing fan man. What's he trying to do with it simply at least simonsen that that'd be funny. They'll be really funny. I've ever heard about that like two weeks ago. Something so weird we it all just weird times where i'm living in an nightmare. Sometimes it's like kids early in the season of black mirror mirror and we just don't know yeah i can't fully this is actual real life and it our people enough people that made certain decisions for us to be here right now. We have seen a version of trump who potentially has to get reelected. What is the version of trump gonna be like when he doesn't have to do that anymore. If if you're you're presuming that he would be reelected well you guys. Aren't you guys aren't that much better off. If either fight corrine corrine brexit very quickly and the driver to see it's augie time all around but the second time trump is going to be a really bad time. I don't know i must admit i don't know a lot about boris johnson johnson but i i watched that <hes> john olver piece interesting really really fascinating makes you really wonder about the guy about how he did it. It was like two weeks ago in the show <hes> <hes> maybe we could go but it's basically did an expose about how it's all probably a gimmick and he's really really smart and messed up hair and the clothes and the drac and the bumbling willing to distract awful of trash the they gave it actually really potentially insidious example right yeah so you think about boris johnson and the brexit campaign the leaf campaign and the big thing that i always think about in a lot about is the bus with the light printed on it. We're gonna save three hundred million quid n._h._s. Jess right so like normally when you think abortion johnson and you think of a bus you think of that but he's hanging like stuck in the heat i he did an interview after that. I don't remember when the interview was where they asked him like the interviewer asked him. What do you like to do in your spare time. If you want to relax and unwind what you do he says well what i like to do. Is i like to recreate miniature models of buses and it's just really weird awkward exchange stilted yeah. He's like being weird about making buses and not wanting to show his buses because he's embarrassed and then john oliver says. Will you know a reason. Why probably did that was so. If you google boris johnson bus you get that video clip instead of a picture of the bus from the brexit leave campaign if that's deliver. That's incredibly right. There's no clear evidence that that was deliberate but it's the kind the thing where you would manipulate perception. Yes there's a lot of like really interesting examples of how the dude might just be the most well-crafted brilliant fucking can devious dude ever the m._p. Of henley which is a tiny town next right near mine and he used to come to my school because it was local glen p. He didn't give vibe yeah. No not vibe that you give off a bumbling buffoon food so if you lost in my school what was it they had like a like a prep school photo with him and david cameron david cameron yeah then he went to good schools are very great really good. Education was born in your he's an american or you're saying new york. You gave up a citizenship. I think because of tax reasons because in america possible if you're one of the worst things you can have it super expensive all right well. What about time wrap-up. Does anybody else have anything else going to bring opera talk about. What are you talking about tumbler getting sold for three million dollars. Oh my god why is is that true yahoo bought one point one billion dollars. They sell them to wordpress wordpress for less than three million dollars. They bought for over one billion dollars five years ago six years ago. Wasn't there something similar where if you will have the opportunity to sell for for like a couple of hundred million and then said no and then later they were only able to sell for like couple of hundred dollars <hes> my space dig sewer napster right here they came back and yeah fabs a lot. Wow good job biao who why even if you've lost a billion dollars on it and what else they can do with it yet but in any amount of money and three million on a billion the tumbler around for all we know to tumbler mighty hemorrhaging money and then may be the might need to dump it to give it to them. That loss books looks never mind. That's not crop from that ship man i think didn't i think porn hub tried to buy it. Yeah i remember i think it would make sense the porn on the reason all right well. That's it <hes> we'll see you guys next time by watching uh <hes> uh.

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