#173 - Gus & Eddy

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Hello World here I am from another dimension reporting in. I have a meditative state reporting from the enlightened dimension to tell you that this is going to be a really good podcast today and I'm back on your. Aw Thank you to quit and stamp stuck on for sponsoring us today. We've got gus. Johnson vary is go ahead and put the camera on him. I'm back here. I Dan back again and and we have with them today. Eddie burr back in the flesh. I'm here for the first time it also hosts of gus. Eddie podcast the boys. What does it mean to be? Ah Boy man well we go out of our way to assert that anyone can be a boy absolutely anyone. I don't care if you're a lady or a man or a dog anybody's boy boy your buddies. Yeah that's pretty much it. If it's you support your boys then your boy. Can you be Dick Out Record Dick's out regardless of gender. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah and you guys. James Charles has like the sisters or whatever. This isn't like the flip side of it but we're saying the boys it's not a it's not a revolt again it's not like a rallying. Cry Young Man Okay. Now you guys live together How long have you guys been living living together We moved here in July of twenty eighteen right like year and a half a year and a half. Where'd you move from? I'm from suburbs of Chicago Chicago Kaga. I'm from Nowhere Johnson. And how did you guys end up. How did your paths cross here in Los Angeles? Oh did we We started damning each other. I think like I we. We saw each other videos. And what you're super small and we were just like you know messaging back and forth opened up. I said I'm just a picture of my asshole and then it was just boys. We'll be boys. Yeah that was captured but no Yeah it was. I think gut had video. That was on trending. It was like Shit I always forget. It was a professor and I just liked it and I went to his twitter just super low following. Nobody gave a shit about this guy. I was crazy. Ah Yeah and so we just started talking and then after that we had we hung out like two months later and then we're just like real life friends and so now living together for at one point five years You you are. You're not you have a girlfriend. You're not it's not more developed. Yeah Yeah Yeah I mean. I've been dating Sabrina. You know for a youtube anniversary just happen. I took her out to dinner. We remembered I did remember it. You celebrated faulk okay. It's it's lucky because it's like I have like her birthday our anniversary Christmas and then my grandma mom and sisters birthday are on the first two months of the year. We're sorry just boom boom boom boom gotta find that very helpful. It's Nice 'cause I I I'll be honest with you guys up until like two years ago I didn't even even I couldn't remember everyone's birthday I still. I know three people's birthday my family. I don't know myself my dad's my mom's birthday in February so like like the legs such as Psycho I. I up until two years ago. Didn't know my mom and dad's birthday I don't mean I knew that general time good and I know you're sweet man so I know that now I I am better person than I thought it was. Maybe you're worse than I think I'm worse. I'm worse than you in this Saturday. Not I can't hold numbers and dates out like I'm good at me. Two the numbers are GonNa Eddie. Do you have a significant other. No not current okay. Phil was sure to press me on that on his podcast what. I'm just curious about this that you we have the situation of two young men living together in girlfriend. How does how big is the house? You guys ever have conflicts with so you guys living together. What's the most stylish is dish problem? Yeah no problem. I was sticking with the a lot this cold cold or hot. I like it warmer little bro but I mean that's literally probably the extent of your temperature you guys. I'm if it was our this ace unit we have you know. Sometimes when the actual temperature seems to be different for different places seventy three in our place I think is pretty good but when gus was on tour those times I was crying down to sixty eight every day. I love for me fridge. And I'm a little cold baby. Seventy five meters good blend but seventy five. We're seventy three and read what you wear the house. You know shorts even whereas nothing all year short. Yeah right except that there's winter. Were the guy that does that like shorts shorts in the winter like when you were in New York whatever no while I pushed as far as I could but some days besides just looking like an absolute freak. You're trying to make a point. Yeah if you're walking around winter New York with shorts me like it was a tough. Yeah if you wear shorts in the winter though and you admit it's it's cold you're fine. It's the guys that will won't even accept it at all. It's like we can feel the same way I was free. I was three. I was freezing through my long long pants there. But so we've got. We're back in the house. Now tell me about the situation when you prepare meal in the kitchen. Do you clean up your dishes immediately afterwards words or did you sometimes to leave them in the sink. I sometime we leave mine I do too. Yeah it's I mean that's the thing is like you. I know. Some people are like real strict about that. You know of cleaning up immediately. But it's like I don't know sometimes you guys but it doesn't bother you. I'm mostly the perpetrator so like I'm pushing it home. Do you own on the show with it. But I'm just I. Sometimes I'll I've a really bad time especially when I'm shooting videos like I get in that mindset where I'm like I'll take this out at fuck. I take that low laundry. Put that over there and I get done. I'm like I can't touch that. You know like I in my room. That's where I just don't see it. End Up. Washing dishes got well. We have a dishwasher. Yeah putting it in have a I kind of have a beef with this washers. They're not that convenient because you still have to rinse the play right. Yeah if you just put it in dirty it's going to come out with shit on it. Yeah that's you ever. So do you ever rinse his dishes. I mean I'm sure we there's been crossover either way but yeah there's no like there's no animosity not really not really interested in because we used to live with a housemate France Sean. But the eh the dishes this kind of thing like I. I don't know if you guys are sugar coating it. I've had a lot of Hebrew in my life and the dishes was always appoint of conflict for me was huge. Yeah tear I think what we get here is that we way too many times order food in. So there's aren't you it's a crab makes and tell me How many bathrooms to Batu okay? That's that's actually on our. I think last episode of Our podcast. I was saying that I'm so glad that this was the first time I because I went community college so I lived with my parents until I moved out here and it was the first time that I had lived on my own out so glad. I didn't have to share bathroom somebody. This shared a bathroom with my siblings. My whole life and I'm like I don't know if not my family if I could do it. Well I'll tell you a story our good friend Sean. Shadow we would. We shared one bathroom with more in Israel. I I'm listen. There's no easy way I've there was just in the Jews doesn't mix with water and there was J- is like in the tub and stuff like at the drain because there's no in the shower because there's like Schindler's like renew or whatever or hair and then if you jerk off in the shower the juice gets stuck at the drain and I would have to be like Sean. You have to go clean your jobs out. 'cause I'm not first of all obviously touch yet. I'M NOT GONNA shower in it those those difficult conversations. How's it just drained? I I said do you can't off in the shower bro. or at least you you gotTa make sure it goes down. How much hair is in the drain you you? You don't know what I'm talking either. There was an absurd amount of rain or he has the no. It's messages. No it happened because Jisr back me up. You guys know what I'm talking about right like just can get caught in the drain. I actually do have your back on this. Thank you water coalesce into cold water how to make it hard enough like a shrink whatever temperature. The water was yeah and I know this is a thing because you know we'll frankly it's just boy things. Okay okay. What else are we get along is the biggest album? Yeah get something. I'M GONNA find awesome crash. There's some there's some conflict here I mean. There's any like friend like an occasional disagreement but we leave pretty much disagree about. I don't really like it's only been like small if we're ever like I can only recall a couple of times where there's just something where it's like a misunderstanding and we just kind of figure it out. Yeah we've yeah. We basically sweet guys deteriorate. Yeah Fuck Yeah for sure no going Keller drink drink your drink. What do you guys drink? sometimes Just like a normal whiskey guy and then now also have been having a lot of the seltzer stuff on the crate. Bills for the Seltzer. Yeah I had. I really liked I had a recently. It was Your friend Curtis Brought it which it's Like high noon. It's a vodka and they have different flavors but it's like vodka and pineapple pineapple juice in its carmody carbonated. I like that a lot. Oh what are you drink see. I'm hardened Seltzer game. I'm happy with I. Don I went as more La when I came out here. I'm Seltzer Seltzer. Yeah I'm doing hard seltzer. We're drinking the Dasani sparkling and Lacroix instead of doing and boots every day. Now I will say at heart. I think we're bud light boys we always as will be. That's like Nitro Cold Brew Dude. I can't have caffeine anymore. I don't know what what happens. I don't know sometime in the last year I start in panic. Attacks Miocene. Yeah it was when the tour started my chest and I couldn't breathe and it was fully like sit down on spend on a pass out on. That wants to me too. But I'm I'm so interested in drinking coffee. I won't I go. I like warm beverages and now I can't drink caffeine so now I'm that guy when I wonder like a starbucks I'm like can I get a DECAF icing on caffeinated drinks. I do yeah Arthur. Wrong story idiot Okay so we've got a couple of guys drink seltzer. Alcohol the Seltzer in your living room. You guys hang out on assuming on a nightly basis there. What do we do? We play video games watching TV. Yeah a lot of the time. We'll have like main room hangouts usually when we have people over and then a lot of the time we'll play video games together and then with Like a set of our friends online laying in a room separately. But we're playing together. I S and then during the day were hanging out in the main room more What are we playing do? We're we're hopping on a Lotta Shit lately. We've been into more. How lately that Medieval Kinda like Cod in ancient times Kinda Shit We played raft. What a what is out of of raft right now? It's kind of in Demo. We're just kicking around. A couple of this reminds me so much of my time with Sean Land Party stuff. Well I had assume the man who was kept using living in the shower we had a situation there. But you got your young men. I mean what is age. I'm twenty three. Yeah four yes. I was that age at that time. Yeah now old mother feige. I'm thirty four. I got a kid so video. My only chance to play video games is at like eleven eleven to three. Damn what are you playing. We're like legitimately old now. Yes it's official Cabral thirty five. I've been playing Diablo three three on. ps four actually got into the three. Because Yeah my brother. Got Back into it John. PS Four. And I'm not I'm not trying to flex am paragon are gone level. Five hundred and twenty-five Dan didn't play it enough to know what them higher though. That's that's impressive. Right I think so. And I'm on the greater rift level. Sixty three work my way up. Wow that that sounds impressive for sure I love it so okay. We've got vision. Where at the house because living together together? What's the plan? Wake up in the morning and you have like a work day ahead of you. Gus does way more than me. I mean my I was about to get to IT I. I'm just I'm real slow with it. I liked to wait 'til there's something that I really really WanNa make. And then I'm also just a terrible procrastinator. So what are you. Rub off when you see gus like grinding. No we do like I. I don't have any interest and I don't think I could do the kind of videos that Eddie does. Because they're so much like candidate leave -able into the little details. I really like it like just the control cards and stuff to all the transitions. I just get so picky and editing. where I'm like that sounds like a fucking nightmare? I don't want to do all that. Show you guys you have very. It's clearly like very different approaches to making you to get him. You're like a viner really in your approach to youtube is not to another and so I don't take their store their catchy Yvonne little concept you put it in boom Bob's your uncle but he doesn't make three videos week. Yeah well I've been dilute back to like one two at the most right now. kind of like every six seven days at the Mo- for the most part right now. That's just because like we got the podcast every Monday to and just like I'm trying to do with a comedy central and stuff like I just want to come back to that in a moment. uh-huh you post once every six months. This is unacceptable. I just don't know what you think. What what are we? What's the plan and it's still going? Well they call it like I mean we expect better we expect more from. You could be going better. But I'm so happy with my catalog and that's why this this is the longest I've gone. I'm editing a video now but the longest have gone without uploading. I think ever look. We know road to take though the being so picky. You cannot wait for inspiration. I have some I I mean I I gotta but yes. It's the thing is it's got. Are you working on a video. Yeah and how long have you been working on this video Well I shot. It's about a week ago and then I really got into a week. You shot in a week ago. Saying for six months with it does posted right before Thanksgiving which isn't good but it's like giving like on Youtube time that's like a whole they come back and the videos good. Who Cares we eddie? Do you ever feel that like for example. You guys came together in this house. Less is a prolific nick creative. I want to. I got insert myself. The only reason my output is able to be so high is because I have Sabrina literally fulltime working as like a salaried employee employees of my LLC Daley. She's there to do like all my contacts all the producing. She films my appreciate that. We all have the ability to the social services. But I'm just saying I listen. Listen I've I've I understand. There's no excuses here. I'm just want to understand what's going on with Eddie. Do you WanNa new. Christopher Nolan movie every year man needs I wouldn't doubt that's that's that's fair. I mean that's okay but do you ever feel maybe pressure. Because you're in a you're in this house with gusts prolific creator. I'm not as prolific as well. Yeah he's growing at sub count. What do you? What's Your sub count? Now I think I had like five hundred K.. Like two weeks ago or something. You should have much more than that. Well I congratulate you on that milestone. Do you ever feel like man you know does it. Do you ever feel also maybe like I don't know like like let's let's you know let's get a little bit because gus what are you at now in sub count. I don't know right. I'll all star one point seven. I think okay. I've felt that before. Never it's never like a competitive thing competitive and altruistic way but like Being left behind in in some way not exactly because especially when I wanted to do youtube. The five hundred K.. was like insane to me and I think it's mainly I don't really care. I really welcome and really like more people enjoying my videos. But it's all to me about what the content of the video so it's like A. Yeah I could post more like I've had times where when my videos we're worse I was posting like once a week for that month and it was like my biggest growth month ever and when I look back at the end of the month and I was like. Yeah the numbers look good but I hate three of these videos. I can't keep doing this. I would rather just like your man of quality your man of and and Okay I did I think for both of us do the big milestones like once. You hit a hundred K.. Hot Damn like yeah. This is it from. I found my my. My thirst was is always unquenched. Really ways like super happy with any milestone. Yeah because I was the big one for you guys you're like holy doubting. I mean it took us like a year. Two thousand was insane. Every ten thousand fifty thousand one hundred thousand million two million and then I guess I stopped. Yeah yeah I I remember to on my old college Mac Book. I kept the TAB open when I was at like nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine kept it that they're still I still have. I didn't know that I left. Ethan when we pass a thousand 'cause I think I went to school or something like I was. I quit my job. Yeah I would think college but I they'd left a note for you like thirteen. I still have a great time. Uh that was a beautiful time. I mean it was so exciting but I'm just trying to get to the heart of your philosophy of creating. Your years. Is One of of certainly quantity quant quality over quantity. I will celebrate the quality of your videos in the level of detail and research and scripting that goes into it is is is phenomenal and I do encourage people to watch but you but it's an uphill battle on YouTube You know what I'm saying. The platform unfortunately it. It makes you decide right by between like you said doing a month where you post more and you put let you have. You just simply can't put as much effort into it by that or or or taking your time and unfortunately the platform is just a little bitch us. Well that's what's Nice about the podcast editor to write. I can do something every week that we knew. And that's not like the podcast has never I was already like this with my videos beforehand but like so it hasn't I haven't used it as a crutch for it but it's what's Nice is like I can do comedy. I can post the video on the podcast channel and then I can still work on my son. I am too slow with my stuff that gets a lot of it is not working on it all the time. A lot of it is like like sitting down trying to edit an intro hating everything about it and being like. I can't look at this today I gotTa do next to it. It's cool though that the algorithm is less Strict now like people. Bill can have big careers. Do that like Nikki. Jake has a similar upload schedule People can can just put out one big video even every few months and it doesn't seem into necessarily just hurt them. Shane Dawson is is a point. Yeah well John. Trump was like it's proved to everyone because I think think before him. We all had this idea that if you kind of disappear for a few months channel will not do the same look but then he would go and come back and yeah Flexible fifty million views. I saw shit. That's so damn great video. That's going to be one of the best branding opportunity. Yeah honestly it's like that. And like a like Papa Blast Papa. John's speaking on Monday living room. He looked less sweaty in the video. Yeah yeah he probably had a C in their crank the heat. We'll treat pop with all the tenderness and care. Yeah I would My own pizza are you. Are you gonNA eat pizza on the podcast. Thinking of different things that we can do with him pizza taste test blind taste test. That's great it all of the brands. I think he's GonNa have. He's going to know though but that's interesting I won't give him pizza quiz like terminology and stuff like that And I feel like the whole thing is so surreal that. I'm still not even believing that it's happening. That is yeah. The truth is though I'm mostly interested in his pizza conspiracy store. He has quite a story to tell about how he was ousted. As the as the Papa do you think it. has he been really vocal about that in interviews. I know he had that kind of like Blank threat you know. The day of this is the Dave Brexit. Monday is the day of reckoning is going to be Lee has received research. He's he's running the stolen with faxes from like nineteen see. I'm telling yeah I don't know if I can reveal it. I probably had. Yeah well. Here's what he talked. He was on the phone with him the other day on the phone call for Torius phone call. Yeah he has it weighs bringing it number. We're GONNA play it on Monday because they haven't heard it right now so yeah. I can't believe me because he says he didn't say them word. Whoa the day of reckoning is coming to inch three PODCASTS? He called me yesterday called private number. So number Mike Pop star six seven but anyways enough about me we were talking about Eddie what's the plan. What do you think we find it really interesting your approach because for us personally? It has caused a lot of stress and negative liberty in our personal life when we went that route. Because it's so hard to the rare to go like the purity mode where I'm only going to post it. Fits good and I'm only got from a hundred percent right interest I think what the big change a lot of it has been. I mean not only talking to friends like gus or drew audrey good nurse or Jackie where the big thing that I found wasn't waiting for like a good thing to come along but making video on what I was interested in at the time because I started finding that those videos did well and I didn't think that they would like even my last one has been like my biggest video now and I was like I keep bitching about all these late night hosts and I don't know if people will care at all and then I made it and people watched state. That's such a good point because I think that that on face value you would never think that on youtube would give a shit about the late night about talking in depth about late night people but you are actually I was. I was not expecting the video that I saw. It was very earnest very Sincere video video One that I agreed with and I thought it was very thoughtful. An interesting I mean that means. I WON'T BE TO KISS ASS here but like I got into the commentary. was you guys especially even the specifically the before for video one of my favorite video. Thank you so much. Yeah so kind interview to say. Yeah I mean I'm sure you guys have it too though. Where with a lot of the like more youtube commentary stuff you just get so fucking tired about it? I'm I got so tired of of talking about like a youtuber. I found that did something kind of absolute and yeah so like I made one sort of like that recently but it had to do with like Hulu and when everything and that was enough of an angle. Yeah it's just like making stuff that you WanNa talk about. Seems to be the most interesting thing to do. It's fun for the people fucking love to watch watch like if you care about something they will listen to you. You know like drew. Gooden is doing like Like luxuries SNL comparisons and stuff for like friends versus the office mixed in and was like look at this weird guy and instagram. You got late night video and stuff like I'm I'm trying to follow the same route like into this New Year. Like I WANNA do like a mini documentary about like mad magazine's it's because needs to read those old ones. When I was a kid like just pick something that you're excited about and like that's really cool? That people wanna see that stuff. That's good advice. That's very good insight. And I can't agree more. I mean that's that's basically the reason why I stopped making videos was because I think what I cared about the time was all these prank videos. Were just so fucked and nobody uh on Youtube was talking about it so I just got so charged up and it was really resonating and that's kind of what like wants to channel But after years and years and years and then the genre honor of commentary becoming more popular and felt to me that That the it was just felt like I was my soul was I was evaporating with every commentary video. I made about in some stupid person on Youtube. Doing something stupid. You know that that ten people are also so work you know that ten people are working on the same video. And I'm like you know so that's kind of why we why we pivoted and And that's all we'll have to say about that now. Where do you see yourself in five years five years? I don't know I think when I try and think more kind of grand Iran things for US separately or together F- if we're doing something that's like traditional at all. I usually picture us being a bit older. You know because I don't think I don't know I think a lot of the time like more of the time I don't want to be somebody who's like an actor in something but usually I want to like make stuff and so five years hopefully fully using youtube to make things maybe not on youtube but still still making videos and I only upload once every six months so that's only ten videos. Yeah well I I. My intention is not to disparage your uploads only but I want to say because I can already hear the comments. It's now saying that Ethan is such an Asshole I get that every episode those but But the fall your heart and I think you're plus visa genuine in a beautiful. Yeah no thank you. I appreciate it but also I should be uploading more. It's I know you don't mean it angle but like I didn't I don't work as much as I should. Yeah so it's like a young man. You're Tippin Bud light and you're playing video game giant ten years older than you so you have you have you've left waste yet You're very young and your legs. Virtually I add your leg thought. What is comedy central business? What what what is what is this partnership partnership it is So I was approached by like their digital team I think about a year year and a half ago right at the tail end when I was in college to go and be kind of a a part-time Creator in New York. I was able to accept that I would've had to kind of fuck over my whole theater. Productions a fulltime job. What is this job offer? It was It was my understanding that it was like a regular staple like you're one of the people in the office that are creating online content. It is wasn't able to do it and I was just like well. Fuck I missed. That boat goes comedy central But then I came out here and and Shortly after moving out to La we got in contact again and now the what the deal that we have is I will go to like live events for them. Sometimes I go to like south spy or or comic con or something and I'll do like man on the street just kind of fucking around people stuff but I like doing it like that because I'm pretty much always the butt of the joke in like I'd like I don't WanNa be the man on the street that's up to people and just poke and prod rush it so I'll go and I'll do that stuff and I'm also contract to send in like a bunch of sketches sketches for their digital department stuff so you write sketches for them. Yes so I'll do that like that. You're not in that know that I am in so I'll so it fully is like I will produce it it entirely out of house and I'll just edit and I'll just send it they pay you. Yeah they pay you per spur video. It was a bundle deal where it was like including all the live stuff And like this amount of sketches. They paid me a chunk for it. But Nice are you happy with the I'm happy with everything over there. Yeah the only thing I dislike is again again. It's difficult sometimes especially with how I like doing should is sometimes. It's so on the fly you know. Sometimes we'll have a sketch idea and I'll start filming twenty minutes later and just weep. It is sometimes all you need is a single joke for a thirty second video so I am so disorganized in that sense and just making stuff up that it sometimes when I have to like wait to have them send a representative to come over to make sure everyone signs waivers and insurance and and it's very like hey there's a brand over were there. We can't have that. So it's it's it's not as much of an environment where I can just quick make shit. I running it through. So many people is difficult. Or a little goof- yeah uh-huh uh-huh yeah and it's like I understand the corporate structure over there but he's like doc I'm making. Yeah come on you know. Like I'm taping a wig to my head. What I'm in my living room you you know Do you make a lot more money per video. When you make for comedy central then yourself no I make more for myself? Well then what's the point. The point is it's comedy central well and I think that that's like a valuable inroad for me. I'm not GonNa just absolutely screwed by them at all like it. I think it's a fair deal for for what we've got right now. Okay like numbers wise and it is Kinda close to what I do. Make video is and so they they posted on their channel They pay you but it is a good. You're making connections with people there. What do you want to to a comedy central? Let's say that the CEO says. Hey Gus he says not the double he says what do you want to do I I supplying check. I've talked to I like to think that we have a really great relationship. We've been working together over about a year and a half now We've talked and this year. I'm I'M GONNA start kind of sentencing pitches over My five years from now thing I wanna be writing and running my own show I don't know starring I definitely want to be in it too. Yeah Yeah Not a Sitcom My ultimate dude. I want to do a sketch comedy. Show more anything. Do you guys ever see. I think you should leave on Netflix. That's that's the fucking shot. What I thought do I tell you the last time? I had an audition for that show you did I did. I had an addition for it was one of my first auditions out here. There and like it was a great situation and then I got fucking pneumonia for a job. I didn't get the job because I couldn't send in the audition participate and then once I finally got enough to talk. I call it my manager at the time was talking about. Please send in addition he goes they already cast the part. I mean there is a one line position that you can take and I was like okay so I got in like a forty five minute guber to Santa Monica. I walked into a little rent an office for like the casting thing. I walked down for this one line character. There are already like twelve names on the sign in sheet so I just just sign my name because Johnson and they call me in and it was just one woman with a little like two thousand three home video camera and there she goes. Go ahead and I was supposed to do the Line Line of like my dad had died and I was speaking at his funeral so she just goes go. I was like well. My Dad was as you stop. Stop Are you seri- way too sad. Go again and I just did it a little less. It really is like that. Yeah it was just all of that up for one line fucking sucked so many times to do. I don't I don't do a lot of Like audition you didn't get it. I definitely didn't get too sad. I was so fucking bummed and I read it too sad. I was in addition I had was for like a main sketch. Character in in multiple sketches. Couldn't send that one exit couldn't speak because we're yeah. The two different ones where the original one was was the The like the clown video one where they returned to Ray and the the sad one was the playing the crazy or wearing and threaten Willie's we can shed so So really are like you see in the movies where she's like. Stop Stop casting directors. I again I'm a guy that went to like to in in person audition so I'm not Mr Hollywood with a lot of knowledge that one was just a definitely really kinda like fuck enough time for these because to them this it was all just a bunch of garbage. I don't know I number twelve coming into for this guy number twelve stop dude again. Back sorry to interrupt. We gotta go break. That was a soundbite awesome. But it's still true. I don't know if you've got a bobby Lee. 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We're going to go home with a host and it's going to be married story though is the room Like the marriage story room the one with the big screen shot of Adam driver coming out like how dare you compare it to me to my father. That looks almost exactly like the room door to our hallway. I put a thing on twitter reviewed. I told Tony that I. It looks like the hallway going to our bedrooms. Looks exactly like it. We were watching it and he walked passing out for a second. I was like wait. No that's not our partner. Yeah didn't punch her. Well I'm GonNa tell you. I refuse to wash that film. Everybody's watching everybody's trying to get me to wash that film I. I'm not GonNa Watch a film that I know's going to depress me about two people have a divorce. I'm in a happy relationship. They got they have kids they can you know what I don't need that element element in my life. I don't want to get it. I feel the same way I I won't watch that movie. And I know this thing out on allegedly really good are not missing. I don't give a fuck. I don't Wanna be sad from lamas I'm missing out on. Not being sad for. Yeah I 'cause I watched it and I like told even Because my parents are split up and I told my whole family I was like. It's it's a good movie but don't watch joy yourself ended and I was like I just feel bad now is on a flight. It didn't feel good and The same thing. There was like a Nike ad during the superbowl was talking about about like some dude. With Alzheimer's remember are not Nike Google. Remembering his his his wife passing like first of all. I refused to wash the commercial. I am not going to allow Google to make me feel fucking bad for this guy like you have nothing to do with this. Guy's life fuck Google for even try like. How does Google get love for exploiting this poor man with Alzheimer's I don? I don't even know the premise. Assuming that is what it is it is it. You know what I hate is it. Looks like a really effective commercial. I have not watched. I'll pull it out that's all. Yeah yeah that's really sad. Zach you cry things to say. That's the problems accident made him cry. Made me ball okay. Fine and because the situation is genuine beautiful but why the fuck does Google get to put their logo on that moment. Hilarious like the being evil. CEO comes comes in goes look. I'm a human. Yeah fucking at that but I refuse to engage with it because it is GonNa make me sad Yeah well we're here together if you throw it up because now I don't spend. They went actually did. Did they claim this because like how are they might have gone to other music piano. Don't take when I watch trailers and they claim my entire podcast. I'm like is that the mother loving point. Yeah Yeah what you want people to go see the fucking movie okay. Well so there you have to have stuff on my watch though. This was inspired by from you. Eddie now nice whatever. It is a this whole now yeah. Rubber Patterson is the hottest man the world according to science. He has the perfect I position. Perfect perfect knows what the per. Actually not perfect sorry. His lips are only eighty two percent. So he's got to work on the Collagen something he looks like he's sucking his cheeks in like that. Yeah well his ninety five and His nose lip with the this here is eighty nine point four. He's got some low marks here. I'm not quite sure. Why beautiful I I try to look like Robert de eh her watch? Your golden ratio rating is fucking low. Low this is Robert Pattinson with plastic surgery. Already the face shape you gonNA give his face a rating when you just slammed on his lips. His foreheads and ninety three his overall golden ratio rating is a ninety two point one five according to this plastic surgeon by the way WHO's trying to pitch plus even him. Yeah so Who's WHO's your hottest actor right now? Who Do you think is the most attractive male actor period? I've always found the most attractive male actor to be Paul Newman data's a fun. Good Choice Dude. Paul Salad Dressings daily. Pedro Paul Newman here. But not that bad aging. If I look like that when I was seventeen I think like in movies. He's just so fucking cool like yes. Love his whole swag dude For me it's is like my old school. Cool throwback answer is like eighties Harrison Ford O'hare from four reasons. The other ways you and McGregor these days though he's agent. Now what are you talking. I'll tell you you and McGregor Obi Wan he's not aging poorly. But I wouldn't say he's aging like fine wrinkles every new wrinkle. I go Now let me tell you why I don't like him. I'll tell you why let's see here is hired. Looks recent master's within the you want to look at by the way don't look at how he typed his name. Ominous quarterback Donald in twenty twenty twenty. Look bad at all. He's getting hotter. You go ahead rate them. I mean is good looking but not not like he's not your ultimate not number one to us Mike. Costanzo won't coming from an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality the wrinkles in his face. The smile lines like mature I like actually yeah like like. Maybe it's the facial hair though because they say facial hair makes men look better. But he's got that Kirk. Douglas recipes the Kirk Douglas Chin. You know the little little dent there. Here's WanNa WanNa tell you about that. I don't like what's up my first girlfriend ever in high school. She just would not shut up about how he was and Moulin Moulin Rouge and I was very insecure young man and I just was like I don't and I didn't look anything like him. Yeah and and I was so in love with turn and I'll say what why that hated his guts that dirt nasty. Hey I'll tell you true I don't get it. Fuck you bitch rich dude. I had a girlfriend in high school. That did that with a like I was just on facebook and class and I was scrolling through and it was just a kid that I played basketball against from like a town over and she was dating me at the time she goes. Whoa stop has like what you scroll back up? Oh my God look at him with you. I'm here talk to that. I was like seventeen. See that that's the kind of damage that never leave fifth grade. My first at all from the first day we were dating. We're on the bus. 'cause we lived in the on the same street and a friend asked her like just like why are you dating him and she said I'm dating him for his personality not his look I was right there and I. I was so heartbroken by was doing my homework and I pointed like I agreed. Do I WanNa die that have you. Have you ever had a moment like that. You were with like you're beautiful. Imperfect folks so whoever say something like that you can. Do you mean if I had what moment because moment that shattered I heard your entire self confidence forever. Yeah we've all got one off. I don't know I feel like for girls. It's so hard it's like every day. That's Oh good point like people comparing to other people or what like just seems is just seeing everything I don't know by the way you have beautiful breasts or not awesome not going to diminish the. I'm just saying look this as a slender girl. You probably we're very insecure humidity. Beautiful really solid Especially where I don't know if it was something where I was growing up or Israel or I don't know if it's that too but a lot of the girls in my class titties really big really. Yeah insecure sure about like dude so many things growing up. My head is pretty big head and when I was a kid the thing is I've ever since I was like four. Looks like I have just a receding hairline. I've fucking they have a big head. Well he's already. Yeah I you got the head show. I was always self-conscious that same hairline. Yeah exact same pictures when I was ever tried to do weird haircuts when I used to try to do the lamp. AM Shade Middle School. where it's like the bulk of the Bull Cup with the flappy wings out here like the guy with the victims of that? I look hot as shit pictures of you online. Maybe type in Johnson Kid. I don't know about the That's I'm not seeing any young ones I mean. Just there's me in college and there's the sports caster that's not me. I don't know if that's great. Yeah he does look like a sharp dude I think he's like fifty two to age farewell. Now notice you. Are you hiding airline in this one. That one is just I mean. I've had the kind of flop over to the side for a while I've been wishing it that's me also youtube greater homes skill in town and in college. Oh yeah that's my one of my hometown. Newspapers they've honor grade it. Thank you so we were talking about We were talking about insecure perfection. Yes thank you bring it all back. I got more to share now. According to the same people Bella Hadid yeah has a the perfect female face although they didn't do crutches many Really as many data points see I she has like work on our face right. I don't know actually so that'd be that would be such a shame. I kind of have the thing where I like. I look at her and I'm like this is an incredibly beautiful woman too good but it's yeah like my heart doesn't jump out at that because I was like I like Kinda swing in just around my weight class you you know what I mean and this is to punch upbeat for Niagara. Well there. There are like perfect beauties that I that I find that I'm more attracted to. Yeah you know yeah. I feel the same way we're her is is at ninety seven point six five percent or it's like it's no question she's gorgeous but like my heart doesn't go like Oh my God because I'm like I want like that. That's like a supermodel I mean Got Stick with my man. You went on this one. Who so who's your Tummy Ila? Who's your perfect male? Oh a beauty. Go ahead Paul Newman. But when you showed him as when he was young or your nose all new Larry. Yeah Oh very very like perfect face if I oh my point one it was pretty. I just didn't even know you haven't seen a ball you haven't seen. Paul Newman movie. I don't know maybe he just so fucking cool dude right he also has by the way what you see everywhere come on dude. It's raise like half of several Jerry's. Oh He's he's he looks like skeleton a definitely. It's totally dead as fuck. WHOA WHOA WHOA? WHOA he's Jewish is he? Oh that just made them ten times harder. Look at his go in the classics. Like attitude attitude James Dean I don't know I like the class. Oh yeah here's a picture. Look at that I like that elected Caprio. They don't make them like they used to. Did they look at that face. Dude but yeah that's pretty sharp Brad Pitt. Though and once upon a time Hollywood though specifically movie was like I love that movie in such a long time. Yeah I I really liked it. I liked I kind of like to live in for a while. You know good but okay well I made one. I actually put my face and the issue really. Just put it in Photoshop. It the mine. Yeah it has my Dick and balls is one of the reasons I look like I got online says Penis. Three hundred percent see that. Oh Hey here's the in the eye position. One percent birth defect question. Mark the lips minus fifty percent says pedophile negative fifty percent of having pedophile lips. Which I said I'd rather be mine at the hundred Chin? Certified kitchen minus one hundred percent for head great hairline. I got good scores on that. That's a good one dot one I. I actually scored higher than Robert Patterson. Yeah nose to Jewish Bush obviously two percent and the golden ratio rating. It didn't even give me ready to said ugly as fuck. I'm surprised they would even coat it like that and I did want for each of you you guys should now. I'm kidding each other especially I already have one. You just make one. That's way me still bill. Yeah Yeah obviously being. I didn't even see the golden ratio rating for it. So I just miss that. That's why I'm mad at my job. It's stupid thing it's everywhere everywhere. It's like some have it some. Don't yeah What are you guys feeling about the corona virus? She's scared are you excited. You know what after the swine flu. The market was wide open. I I'm not scared about it. I mean I'm not traveling anytime. I'll fuck we'RE GOING TO ORLANDO IN A couple of weeks. Yeah yeah that's not. China will die in other ways. You might get there. Yeah we'll get eaten by gator shanked by a method or something but I'm not super scared about the corona virus I it's probably a little more like media fodder than than is an actual public health concern. But it's still scary shit. No do you know that. Seen Lord of the rings were strider goes yeah he goes. Are you scared. And they go yes he says not nearly enough. That's how I feel about go. Gorge you call him strider. Yes right. Aragon strider fucking. I'm a huge Lord of the Rings Fan. I Love Them. You read all three of them. I know here's the thing I'm A. I'm a fair weather fan. I I adore the Peter Jackson movies. I read the Hobbit are really liked the hobby. I read the first book and I said I read the second book there was like I can't fucking do. I can't read description of meadows any longer. It's not from my brain. I'm not smart enough for it. Because it really is like. There's so much cool. Oh beauty and grandeur and the world he built but you have to slog through like yeah pages of a bill full force on a fucking duck you know. I'm just like it's like the by favorite. You didn't get nearly enough whether you're scared or not movies though Lord of the Rings Oh I watched a director's cut bro. Only are you kidding being me. We washed them three back to back when we were in Israel and had nothing to do with our lives. What was that like a thirteen hour? Marathon is it it is it is actually. It's thirteen. I loved it. Great and the thing is it's like they're really good theatrical cuts to just stuff that you can't explain in there in the original cut you know like like the whole relationship between like death or and like say. Dan is not really explained lot anyway. I like the extended editions so I did as well if if you have thirteen hours to way but regardless of if you're scared of the corona virus or not there are some wonderful memes that have come out about it so here in China they have like They have curfew and you're not allowed to go outside and they have this. PSA system on a loudspeaker speaker and with some fell asleep behind the microphone and it was broadcasting Wiser Weisser no audio and. I'm a diva moment. It's muted on On the browser. So you're saying it's not your fault how can I blame. How can I blame you? I sabotaged I came in there. Thank you don't do that. This real it almost sounds like a siren. Yeah almost I think can be actually scary anymore. You memes have ruined everything. Anything seriously. Chronic viruses perfect case as an point. It's like if if the world was ending if nuclear bomb went off in New York. They're they're memes would come as fast ashes than is probably like people be tweeting writing into the epicenter of the thing. Is that cool or not. Cool it's cool. I think I think it's very self Self realizing Meta way of like just humanity going woo refer to are you guys I remember on like an older podcast. I think you're talking with post about like Doomsday. Should I know. He's a big guy. Do you guys have any of that kind of like I made A. I made a go bag a couple of months. Yeah of course I'm of course I'm fucked our one. If you're living room drinking sparkling well we split off for because when we were talking about doomsday stay stuff I stocked up my closet in the apartment with a bunch of water and food. Just in case anything happened gusts seems to think he can get out of Los Angeles with a backpack on his back. That's that's how you live for the first forty eight Eddie Way. What can your big lake? It's just looks like our slash Mall Ninja Shit like this terrible like military looking backpack and it just got some basic shit and like I got a first aid kit a solar charging. USB thing for phones and stuff is all so strange arranged. He's going to kill you and take the bag. I can't pack for tomorrow. I'm not we had to make go back when I was pregnant for the hospital and we literally did the last week. And you know when it's going to happen See I can't I can't pack for tomorrow but I can pack for the day after tomorrow. That's a good reference. I like that was one of the worst movies so I just understand. You really think something's going to happen. I don't it was I just prepare. Yeah I just finished breaking bad for the time and it was like so what what what in your mind is the situation where you're like. I'm grabbing the bag and I'm hitting the road it's clear. Yeah Eddie. Ask So many times. What you're not touching this fuck? You'll get the water supply foil. Blanket ain't getting really. Is it a is it a active wars it terrorism. Is it a natural disaster. It's IT'S I. I got a little bit of cash in there. Like maybe three hundred dollars in there. You can come rob me. There's nothing in the apartment And like a first aid kit and then just a couple like ah four. We're preparing for if I need. Forty eight hours of just basic needs okay. Anything and everything systems. Go down and got a little cash for on on the street will that was the thing is posing. You really think people are going to be accepting cash situation like that probably. It was right after the last like big earthquakes. And so so that was I was like. Oh what if the water shuts down and guess what if I need to escape the my fellow man head toward the desert and I should be fined. You guys got a little spooked birth. Quick 'cause you you aren't earthquake boys no. I wasn't here for it and it was. I was flying back the day after the the second one that was bigger. They're like yeah. There's going to be another big one on so flying back. Felt really weird where it's like. I might actively choosing to go to an earthquake right now. I've been here. My life is do. It's fine the worst. I was in the most compromising position ever for that last really big earthquake. I was like very drunk and I was taking a bath in like candlelight bad and and it was like Mac Miller was playing and I was just chilling five and just mine and I was like Kinda just grooving back and forth. This is really beautiful like the waters move in with the wait. The waters fucking shit was going down and I was soaking wet and I was just like I ran out. I didn't have a towel in the bathroom so ran naked through the apartment into my room and I I put on like shorts and shirt soaking wet and I had to run down twelve flights of stairs. You know and I just remember like have a heart attack because I was running bear birth. Lucht you do well just because I was blasted and then I was soaking wet running down like twelve flights of stairs. Like my heart's can give out to see people really screaming in the stairwell here. Well everyone is running down the stairwell and then a door slammed and a bunch of people went building collapsing. Let me tell are you. What what I know of earthquakes? They people who the most injuries happen from. Earthquakes are people who get up. They say stay where you are really stay where you are and just wait for it to go away because most people will get up and run and they'll trip or something will fall on them. Yeah just get to a place where nothing could fall on you and continue to don't harsher chill bro but let me go back to do often take baths kind of frequently and not as an ending ending though right. It's a sensual. Yeah it's you smoke weed. I do a little bit and you get. You usually get like mega blast. Sit in the TUB. No a bath bomb. I love bath bombs. So you know he does this. Yeah who do you think I take showers and then I generally wash but once the bath bomb makes it so I can't watch him anymore. Well of course. The show's over. You take take a bath. Yeah no that's what he's obviously using a lot more waters run everyday so I take two showers a day. Okay so you think that even though also our apartment complex pays for our water. We did the rent which recently because my intel has been like gushing water for months and I've called in the complaint like nine times and I was so mad that I calculated because I thought we're GONNA have to pay it and then I realized Oh shit they pay for it. How interesting they do? It is wasted in the last few months. My Tub exclusively has leaked eighteen thousand gallons of water. Oh that's not good literally go to the administration for fixing. Yeah so well. At least. They're footing the bill. which is well? So you're in the bath. You've got the candles your what do you do you just relaxed. You do anything in their dude. I read I. I wish I could read fucking dip the book in the water but Kendall have waterproof. Kendall's I could do that than to read like fucking nerd you ever be in the TUB. I'm on the top. Why would you do in the top like during the question? I don't know maybe right at the end. A little pissed bisque. I don't see that's the drain before it starts coming. I just chilling there. Get a couple scented candles. Get my Mrs Myers Iowa Pine Scent Candle Light that up. We'll Mac Miller on the Bluetooth speaker and I vibe for long in the bathtub our and basically until the water comes to a point where it's no longer comforting. Yeah I'm I'm I'm straight pruning every time. I'm in their interesting very sensual experience. I like it you guy. You know what's funny. I started taking started. Take me yeah I actually all like. Listen to Howard stern or something and I. It's definitely the candles the candles it makes me think the year masturbating in there if I'm not pissing in there I don't know I come in there. I'd be like communists. We even really thin like Gnocchi soup or something like that just just floating around grocer into because it doesn't really dissolve. Does it now it would stick to my chest stand up and take it with me on this thing now now. What do you do when you when he's in the back you? How do you unwind keep Tan? Well a lot of the time I really like I'm I got a Fraternal twin brother. And he's no are you guys. You're not identical. No no that'd be so I don't know why you there okay. Go ahead wouldn't know. Yeah there's somebody like me walk around but Yeah he he added podcasts. Actually shout out to Tony. He doesn't like to be on camera though but normally early like if I'm relaxing at the end of the night and free were playing video games together and then like or with gossip. Jackie as well all you guys all hang out like in person. Yeah we're we're like wolves are like real life close friends nice sweet Beautiful thing you guys have their like. Yeah Jd. I like taking video games with them like last last night and we also talked on the phone. I talked to Jackie pretty much every day. I think you talk on the phone. Yeah for for the usually like We'll we'll play games. We usually catch up like midday. If something's going on. I find that interesting that you guys chat on the phone texting texting is just like what he saw everything voice stuff. I don't know bath bombs I know. Yeah so I didn't know the people talked on the phone. I feel like I almost feel like I'm offended. If somebody calls me how no I look phone I I just want text because I don't I don't the whole act of being done to fix just Ardo intrusive. Are you bad at like returning email messages see. Im the two. And I feel bad so especially closer circle of friends on the rare chance that somebody calls me. I tried to let him know on the phone. Please you did the right thing do this all the time family call me whenever I prefer that I like people to leave me alone. Do I do like that. No one ever calls anymore. Nobody does no one answer. I swear to got IT I. It doesn't matter who it really could be like The only person I answer Papa. John came from a private number and I knew it was about. Yeah Yeah I'll answer scam calls scandal likely. I'm you know what those are. The those are the ones I do. Once I can't do is if somebody cold hold face times me. Like video faced angry yeah. I have a hometown friend. That does that all the time and I keep telling him I will never answer. If you're just sitting on your phone and then you see your own face back scare. Yeah nobody in the phone call to me is just. It's like TEX first of all. Here's what I want. I want to know what what do you want because my own. You're locked in so I say text me. Tell me what you want you and then I decide if it's phone call worthing and it's not. What do you tell them that? Well I say you're you know how that bone has auto thing I'll say Texts me I you scroll up yeah and it because texts me. Oh I get you and then say hey so now now you outed yourself. I know if I give you a ring. You're just going to be on the couch. I know I'd like to know what why you're calling me. Yeah why would you ever call me. I don't know if I was in a bind if Eddie's not having the survival kit and I really wanna I I like helping people just want to know what is going on. Yeah because so many calls me to talk about. Just how are you doing. That's not a conversation. I'm interested in Abbey not one I don't because I'm fine. How are you I'm fine? Yeah and frankly. I don't WanNA reciprocate. I think it's fair. People know that you know everyone's got their personal preference and I I just feel so guilty. I think a lot of the time because I'm so fucking terrible at responding to anything so when I do finally have somebody I I am able to communicate the best one. I can talk to somebody so if it's somebody that I haven't like texted in a month and we get them a ring than for me. It's a great opportunity to be like. Hey I love you I appreciate you I wanNA talk to you. I'm sorry I'm so bad again back. Just call me whenever like the fixes fixes. It have great texts conversations like that really. I can't I can't have opposite sex conversations actually well okay we for the ones we have. Yeah Yeah we haven't had any. I don't believe we have. We had texts conversation. We've DM briefly every what they've been. Fantastic face face-to-face. Yeah now here we are. Conversing is a conversation. Yeah I do like that I prefer it. I frankly don't like face to face. Conversations sends either really nothing. I wanted to be included and unbothered. I like doing the podcast. But you know it's weird is that I would never like if if you guys came to my house it would be Not like this for sure. what do you think it would be like more like. What do we do next stor? Yeah what do you do at someone's house we I mean we have people over we start the thing is I think I don't WanNa make a sound like we're super social because most nights. We're not doing anything. But we really like people like having people over and usually it's like you get one kind of passive activity do like. Oh we have smash on the TV. That's great then. Let's talk and drink. I don't drink. Don't smoke I do love smash that's good. That's a huge thing that's always going to have to smash on the T.. What smashed you guys play now more of ultimate but we have a male at our house or sixty four really? I never went beyond sixty four. That's fine though dude. I just in the last year I just got good smash enough to survive. I've been playing since I was six at birthdays and I was just like all right. Next year I'll learn next year older. They could turn in twelve eighteen twenty. I'm like how the Fuck I not gotten this down yet. I've played thousands of games of smashed just sucked and now I'm a four hundred. It's brutal game. I mean the the hard arrival of the fittest. Yeah a speaking US You know. Speaking of Corona Virus memes here is a corona In the shape of a virus goal. There's a man sipping a corona virus patient zero. Can I mean some of these are just off there on down. I mean it doesn't make sense. He's not even as he's not even Chinese so should be Chinese. What makes it Funnier to me is the WIKKI how Waterberg dot org so we got to? What is that check mark? It's not even good and and frankly doesn't make any sense. Who added these? who made the album them? Ian Just whip them up prepre. Somebody put this together. I want to know who was it. It was me okay. Does that tell me the plane I mean to me you know. I thought it was something you wanted to slickly. Okay I mean I like that. It's their conversation this doc. You'RE GONNA help me out on because they didn't get it so go ahead. Let's this one says killed by alcohol and temperature of fifty seven degrees. Okay and it's pointing the at what looks like cells back. What is the go with? This is a mean weight so is it the ice cold Gerona and he died because it was warm. The Joke Zach. I believe so but oh man Dan. I don't know how you got that. Hold that together. Wait I still don't get it. Seven like a d. I guess. That's the that's like a career. They're referring to a corona beer. Oh Oh and then like having a fever like they had a warm beer and it killed them. I think little by alcohol. No the viruses killed the virus gives you a temperature pitcher but they say they say they say the look at the headline world of Buzz Dot Com experts say deadly will haunt virus can be killed by alcohol alcohol and high temperature just seems like a headline. Yeah I'm actually not getting this one's act with school down. Yeah isn't it part isn't the thing but yeah it's like Oh this is one. This is one unit. I don't know if I can okay. I was just see on my aunt's facebook feed feed the Koran kind of the Koran if I can critique this name a little bit I wanNA consider fifty seven degrees high temperature. Yeah but in that like snow but you up a you wanNA drink a seventy Celsius. uh-huh okay that's fine. I mean we're working me and the squad trying to catch the corona so we can skip work okay to as long as this one. I really don't get back. We did it. Boys Corona virus. Stop I just thought they were goofy. I don't get it. I like this swamp. It's this terrible global epidemic and no one just had the foresight to be like. Why don't we just ask them to stop immediately? Give I wild. I didn't really. I didn't get all that when he went. textually swine flu bowl voice. Stop Okay all all right. Do you think this is overall good or bad for coronas branding because obviously like in the water at the people go back on my scared but then how many people are much name recognition. Yeah I was actually at a bar a couple of days ago and they were out of corona which might mean people are buying. I've been thinking about Koran so much. They won't want. Do you think they made this virus. I've been hearing. There are conspiracy theories that it's engineered really. I think that it's a whole new. I think at first I was like wow corona stocks can be taken a hit. Everyone's corona yeah. I think it's better actually corona virus That run is weakest. fucked it off over a virus snapchat okay. Well goofy I liked the I agree. Zach goofiness oh I see a classy Pu. When I love that form around grown so we got Winnie the Pooh and Winnie? The class he goes krona virus. Winnie the flu. I liked that mean for. Give it up everybody. This one guy. It's me you know what goes great with Corona Virus lyme disease. That was pretty good. How's it going facebook we? That's an unfortunate came straight from stare cat DOT COM DOT COM. Everybody Damn not like Eliot one of those old what I can has cheeseburger with. I miss those sites world Happy Chinese New Year's China. That's funny if the Chinese would stop eating bats and rats that'd be that's one you see from your uncle on. Yeah that's the that comes to like five new. Michael Jackson Jokes that'd be meaningful dot com so again shadow Americanheart that is true though It is said to have been originated from eating Farrell. Meet really yes a bat specifically I should stop beating feral meat. Then we'll try to cut that back. Yeah Oh so things so much for you. Should I mean that's savant. This is this is directly related to our conversation Corona virus spreading to the United States homer Simpson's nuclear reactor going down and homer staring at a picture. Sure me laughing at Corona virus name so this this is basically if there was a world ending event. This basically I think so. There's a lot I like that one Twenty Twenty World War three kicked it out. Oh but the corona virus is actually the one. That's back in the bar I dig down owns good. Thank you Eighty twenty play. Nineteen Twenty play twenty twenty ANTIBAC- sers sweating it out. DIG It. I mean I. I think we're all sweating it out. Is that Robert Pattinson. He's got the same struck. I don't see eighty two percents. How do how do we Headed Zach do the last the last week and there is my favorite. Oh Okay Oh yeah. Let's on. I skipped over that because I felt like the segment was dragging portfolio. As a whole I would give a four out of ten but the text one is an eight out of ten. Well let's this Zack's favourite corona virus. Yes saw them open back in nineteen eighty six opening for anthrax. This is one that makes sense. But it's not killing me that it just makes in there. Were like no good singer. Ones like those were the only ones I can find the a remotely goofy. The request for Corona means was was it was kind of doomed from the outset. I don't know if there's really you know I'm blowing too easy. It's too easy to stacked against. There's not a lot you can do with it. Well I I certainly enjoyed played I enjoy doing that now. If you wouldn't expect it there are you to pranksters on flights shouting. They have thrown a virus. Weirds me out especially in his interviews. Chose James Potok being escorted off a plane. We'll be jeered by passengers. Your clown abby attention. It's the aftermath foot. Potok says was supposed to be a joke. Says Listen I just returned from a flight from Hunan Province I might have said. This is the Capitol for Corona Virus Asset. I don't feel too well. What means you're going to do that? He's so humorless person who's really just to create a viral Arrow video. The westjet pilot didn't find the joke funny crew segregated him as a precaution and the plane was turned around. I did it here. Instead they were supposed to Pearson International Jamaica and they got routed back Surroun- oh my God out about somebody like him and I feel like I'm seeing more and more often is like he's not in denial about like wanting to be famous offers offers something dumb and he's not even like accepting name. Yeah Yeah I. Did this shamelessly clearly a bad thing to do. But I wanted people to see me. Yes yeah fuck man. I don't know what to even write that. That's so sad it yeah just that desperation Um numb to it. That's right it didn't worry it's disappointing if there's If there is a bad idea. There's a youtube prankster. That's doing it or has done it. Yeah this follows the rule and Walmart Corona Rona virus a prank. This is the lowest tier possible Walmart Sunday afternoon. Surveillance cameras catch two young men possibly in their twenties. Wani's one wearing a yellow surgical mask. I had made sign on his back reading. Caution I have the corona spray. Lysol helping the the items clothing and produce Juliet police say Walmart estimates seventy three hundred dollars worth of produce was lost. The cleanup was more than twenty four hundred ends dollar. I saw according to these customers confronted the men still. They got away and were last seen leaving the parking lot and a white GMC Yukon Authority. Already say they don't believe anyone at the Walmart was exposed to the coronal boxes. So I just you know it really got me. Was this image image of him with a tape. Don't sign I have grown a virus. It's like look at this. You didn't even know that the help rank process behind that. They think it's funny before they leave the house like it's so lame as the thing. Yeah did they record it because they must have been for you too. Yeah must've been as the prank. You still spraying everything with Lysol. It doesn't that's already like an issue before doing the corona virus stuff. I think the problem. What is Li- saw as an anti infective entertaining so yeah so you're not supposed to eat that on apples for thick so The promise that you got these these really dumb people that Wanna put videos news on Youtube. They're just so dumb they don't know about idea man. That's you know that's to me. That's one of the saddest things where like obviously these guys like that was so fucking dumb. And it's pathetic. I just I feel bad that anyone would. I just makes such a pathetic decision like they must I mean I think you can really unpack unpack. That they must have their loved. Yeah have to be in love to go into a grocery store and do that radio did you do that. Ah I can't get over the interview with that guy again. Yes there's phases so dead so he's watching wearing a beanie but yes oh shut up to him. I resent that it seems like he probably enjoys this in some way though. Yeah and he has talked about it. I love how he goes. I may have like. He's trying to be all legal bro. It's the aftermath aftermath. What Potok says look at supposed to be really hard for a fight from province I might have said this is is the capital. The lawyer said I don't feel too. Well what made you WanNa do that. Well it was It was really just to create a viral video. Think he's confessing so it's weird forthcoming. It seems like a whole rescue. He's confessing to the police or something. It was a separate interview before this one. I think it was that night where he's in his hotel. Hal Room and very briefly. I think he's like Dad. Opens the door and clear and he says like off camera like they just came in as in like the media's just in here that's why I'm talking talking to them it's like no you let them be happy because alleged so many people just don't have the long term thought process for some of this this shit say what do you expect. The long haul is going to be for you here. You know. You're the corona virus prank. There's your week of notoriety. There was there was one Youtubers youtubers who did a plane prank. That went all wrong. But what did they do. That's when they beat the guy up on American United Airlines so that was not them but there it was related to some What he's calling bomb or something? He's an Arab dude. He was doing a terrorist prank. And then and didn't wait until he was trying to pass it off like he didn't say anything he was just kicked off the flight. Ride on video. What I like is world talking about it and it took a second to even remember? Remember what he did. I don't remember that it's not worth it actually is a somewhat famous youtuber although I don't remember his name he has his the kid who doesn't look dot young like to do something so stupid. Can you imagine being that his dad you just like. What have I wear aware have gone wrong everywhere? Trying to talk to him and he's going. I realized I was just trying to make a viral video. Giving you the PR answers. I dad supposedly I have Show love for you So here's another one. I don't know if you've got saw this. I love of this. I don't know what this one. Oh good so this Pta Parent Teacher Association meeting. And he's complaining about his Saen John Facing bullying and racism a Mexican man to says that is a Mexican man. Okay well observed Yeah Stereo sound all right here. We go when I went to his bedroom to save the night and he was crying because he was a newer it in this school system. Why did you say Mexico? How actually laughing gas that? Nobody's taking. What a way to be the big guy thinks I see so right right glasses guy? Yeah by the sound. Bite this by the emptiness. Yeah I do want to hear that again. Yeah crying because he was in Newark. You're in this school system in. Why did you stay in Mexico? Look yeah I mean I mean. Imagine like what the guys talk him out of poor son getting bullied. I love his face. Look at this go. It is because he realizes that the entire room is just turned on this dude. I what I feel good for him. Is that his wife. Do you think sitting right next him. thanks so that's the question because I was like who the WHO would this black of assault even bother going to a parent teacher association meeting. You know what they need. Maybe on the laptop displeased right now. It's just everybody Dog Piling him which is well deserved. As it's one of my favorite moments would I just I love people that have such broken logic and situations and just think this is planned so. That's one of my favorite videos online that That call of duty sports clip there. What the GUY said was taken out of context? You're going home. You ever seen Ilham no pulled up also what type it sound like a slur in it so I don't. I don't know whether Youtube stuff a blank slur. Oh I think we could get away with. Yeah it'd be. I don't even know like you're going in home. You fucking but apparently that's not the word he said according to him. Yeah it's hard you gotta here. But it's I love those when a room turns on some of the funniest thing in the world to me. This is the second one. Yeah that's that's fair you. That's that's what he said when he won. Yeah what his what his defense was. And if you you listen you can kind of hear it too. I think he does actually call them a fan as in your like not a competitor. Nobody says fetching asking that. Say you're going home to train. That's true. I had her again. I have no dog in this fight. I had heard like you. I think you brought that to me that he'd actually allegedly claimed he said fan well. Because I've been enjoying this video longer than twenty seventeen and this one doesn't have the room turning on the non curb edit has it. He definitely said sounds like fan. I would I would. Of course I why would he. I'm not here okay. Let me find the real one because while this very vulgar titles here only reason. I'm ready to accept his defense to is because I've loved this video for so along and then when I saw that defense I release into and I was like wait. been wrong this whole liquid I typed and then look at what that Meta data is coming in pretty close tonight. I took it off. I don't I don't know it's probably that they don't show results on a daily move. You're going home home you. You're going naughty. Words you've W. should ever say that word probably has its eleven seconds it might. We still have the credit credit. You can't hear One man you one. Why would you do that in the moment of victory? And everybody's you just like hold on. I know nothing about the situation. I'd like to think. How would anyone think that they could get away with that? In the moment heated up is that like he was charged up. He says fan. I really know okay. Hold on hold on. What do you know who this guy is? Because I think that would inform a lot of of what he actually said. But there's no like there's no scenario like if I sit here like Dr Dr a strange and I calculate every possible. There's no university where I say you're going home. You fucking fan like you mean is not yeah professional player. I just said someone was telling me within the last few months that and again this is me quoting a friend. I heard but I had heard that that is kinda common. Insult Amo- is yes. Cs go or something. That I was looking for an explanation and his Komo nation is. It's an acronym for fat ass nerd a worst defense because like in that line of like law lake make sense in my head if you call someone a fan like they're just a fucking fan. I mean showing up but I played counter strike for years years and I've never once heard that somebody is that damn that's our best evidence right now too so I I don't know I don't I don't care about this guy I have no clue. Don't hear the but I love. Everybody really turns his. They've come on. Let's slow it down. That's just here in this guy's by the way poor taste in bad just bad sport all even no matter what he said. I think he deserves to get turned on. He's just looks like a dope either for sharing. Ah just helping. I'm sure that guy tries to escape. That Clinton timex brought it back up. Oh check this out what's up. What are your thoughts on this clip? This was so excited to see L.. Popa the poll brought them a piece. I do now now. That pizza doesn't look good and it can't be uh I don't know what's the pope that he should throw a Frisbee and hope really didn't like like trying to get it right. It's a little dense. Watch Bro I'm surprised. The pope accepts food from people in the streets. That seems like a health risk. Yeah you know. Insecure earned his social security. His security detail. What are you doing? I WANNA get run over here. The Pope we're traveling style. Dan what a ballsy move regardless regardless of what he's holding up like you rush the pope mobile and you're like trying to cram something into space. Did you see that video. The pope slap in that lady's handling a couple of weeks ago. I love it too so oh deserve to fuck man is wrenching on the apologized. But you know you probably was like fuck that bitch that I'd heard too. He's had wrist surgery lake apparently and and regardless it's like what is he eighty seven or something. Just don't eat ranch on him I love. You should've slapped her in the face. Yeah I loved it. I loved it. The Guy hand-delivered pie to the pope and the pope. The accepts the FI- through that if that was it's like if he ate it and like that was like the assassination of the pope was just this fucking guy coming in the streets and just handed him Pizza Day of reckoning. That's pope gets killed by PAPA. John's pizza it all connects to Doc My other side of my family scholley soprano first name Tony they no word like optimistic expensive. I can't because to suit your optimus primavera. Porch pops out no pizza extremely. It's not enough because apparently I want to see the pope to a one byte review of that pizza you know. The pope died and from that category. We're good we got it all jazz station you guys. I'm sure follow that whole thing. Keeps I see it on twitter. I'd I'm not going to get too far into just to say that. He did the whole death hoax. She pretended his girlfriend died. But here's here's actually where it got interesting regime that Toronto Police confirm that Eh. Jason Ether. That's unfortunate last name. It's a year you have probably French. would appear he is due to appear in court so we don't know for what she she said. She said that that he hit her really. Yeah and we all we can tell if it was a hoax or not because he you know what's crazy. What really happened? Ila which is so fucking insane and was what I predicted but I thought it was too crazy but they broke up and then he made a video pretending she died broken rica because he hit her she left then he made a video pretending she died just for content and to explain why she was GonNa Walkout. Of course she's alive and then she made a video saying like no. I'm alive and he beat me once again. It's short term thing believable because because I thought well that can't be but he's doing court Zach Zach issue with God's Act. She was involved in making taking those videos. She was involved in that. That's right think the gas damn but but so the tie. It's just so weird. They wake her death and then she made a video saying he beat me but whatever the case is he is due in court so all the best to video of the making of one of the death hoax videos right and she was in it behind the Ouija board so all whatever way to like live. Yeah I mean this is where like actually matters but I try not to talk about in publicly ever just because most of the time. It's such a clear desperate. Grab for attention chase guy. Yeah like I said it also looks like if logic fell on hard times a bad skinny white guys look like see. I don't mind giving guys like this. Well it's not good attention but it's also great content. So what am I gonNa do you. You know what I'm saying. People always say Ethan. Don't talk about them like dude. I'm running a business. It just like that whole thing is so fucking pathetic to me like I love other man I lift for this. This is what I built my career. Doesn't it stress you out thinking about being that person though where it's like no pity's involved but that it's just it's so pathetic I could not imagine how miserable that would be being like that. He is suffering every day. The Guy Tom Nell of that video a crying. Well no no no no no. This is when I knew wait. It's better than that. At first I was like man. I'm kind of afraid. Why can I fuck a afraid because I was like man? If it's true that really sucked but then I was like well. There's the ways to but when I saw the thumbnail I hope you didn't delete. He took it down. Oh we must have asked me doc running running from J. Wait I study of more substantive it's IMG station. Oh girl and died thumbnail. It'll why would your second channel Beer actual name one. He did that backward. This was the thumbnail. Oh God that was the thumb thumb. Now you people can make good youtube videos. Why do these people like not even gas? Yeah is it more insulting or less insulting thing. If if he made that or if he shifted off to someone else to make that eleven where we have to give credit. She's in heaven it because he loves her mind. It's so heartbreak you know what I thought to myself myself both. What if she did die this it would be worse if she did die? And that was the thumbnail. Yeah he would still do it if she actually died. I think you'll make the. Wow the really dark sorry go ahead. No I'm I'm still I. Your question really hit me hard. I don't know it was the most I can't tell like Keane made it or I think he made it. There's a really good glow of that. He can do that you I think. He also said on like fiber any. You know it's even. He said she was killed by drunk driver. Like it's not funny. It's genuinely the only horrific thing to say. Yeah you know what I mean. She's Christ she was. She died yesterday she was hit by drunk driver and then he goes see. You guys should have watched and all she wanted to do was hit three hundred thousand subscribers on our channel together damn on on Channel J. Station he goes he goes we bank like five video so I'm going to keep uploading those in her honor. So if you guys will on those videos smash MSN like with our conversation of like me. Not caring about growth at all. I can't understand these people. I don't get the competition. See you need to get in his mind. This short-term next videos like Gus. He was murdered by he was. He was raped and murdered while horrific they found his body. I did it. What's a conspiracy? Good talk you can talk so. She went on to make her around channel. Yeah after yeah well I never. I never took anything. They did seriously but now that the police confirm that he is due in court. Yeah the thing is if they if he was actually suspected of beating her up they would just arrest him when they I assume. Yeah well because I so you know. You can't trust the headline for it but do that. Headlines charged with assault was actually charged. Because that's what I thought that headline said Let's have a look and it is also on utilized says this festival pretending has been arrested it and charged with assault and assault with a weapon. WHOA that sounds pretty serious? Damn it's not clear if the charges are related to the hoax. Oh it's not clear. This is the type of thing where I think his channel. Just get shut down. I'm shot and it hasn't even before this used to because they have rules go a good like stance just don't they would unlike really dumb shit that there's some home run like they went in great. Press for for deleting Logan Paul's channel during that whole thing like they would've gotten great press more but I don't know why you magic would have been a years worth clout for Susan just done. That could do whatever she wants to me if she wanted me if she'd leave this channel though yeah. J. Station is is J.. Paul wait yeah yeah ways. But I think they're just they're trying they're trying to be like they're not trying to be the police they're just the ply. I think there's legal the this is becoming the Muslim bullshit because there's legal ramifications for being a platform verse a mediator like there's raider inherent responsibility means different things to the NFC of the federal communicate financial. Gain it. Okay this is my favorite type like this is my favorite moment of the year. You guys all this. I know I watched them. Larry King I don't want is a Scott Dave and okay. He's a conservative. Talk show host and people I frankly don't I don't know I'm just going to give the backstory as far as I know because people are dunking on them for this He's very passive. I Guess People People Make Fun of him. So they're Duncan on Dave Dave for this swamp so Larry King's on his show and the key detail here is that Reuben has said that Larry King is his idol. Oh orange whose idol is Larry. Larry King's fair. I mean he's great but like Larry King generally better off but I mean he's been around. You know great interviewer but I'm not. I don't have like a Larry King poster and my look at his fucking kicks though Dog Mattis Air Force One. No Larry King's will you wash this all right. Let's check in or any of these I can't I don't even Republican moderates. I grew up with a lot of them. New York Tribune some you Scott Pennsylvania Jake Javed's of New York. She's a distant cousin of mine. Actually fascinating conversation. He's got a phone. I it showed this phone. This Samsung makes it is so I visited that company in Korea. Yeah Samson and it's ringing right now what you go. Hey Kenan and we're game today it's alive by the way it's livestream knows in the very very I'm GonNa Pause in the very beginning. Go back and show you but just take my word for it. The Dave's first questionable areas. This is live. Does it make you nervous. Because you're used to broadcast asking you can take things out. Yeah he knows this. Wow live streamed to youtube disrespectful. Ever say I love just wait. This is fucking kid by the way his batting average so probably forty thirty-three on his show wild talking to you the audience watching me talk to. Wow Wow Kevin inure start is so you could do the ten minutes when you open the refrigerator. The Dave anyone he wants to do his own. podcast twenty breed. He's a great kid. Hi Ken GonNa see tonight. I'm tied Tamara. I did. There's I love Friday night. The night before Foia Double Header Delight. Switchers is like capturing the wide He's really on it. I love you cannon. Think it's over okay. Talk Tomorrow what I know what today. That's great the dodgers got Mogi bets price. You're breaking you're breaking news for me man that's tremendous. Who did they give up for them? Yeah well now. They're just talking about dodger does do you think he's no you seen in your players. Like Giuliani Star any indication. Even if that's why I like this. So Larry David not a prankster. Very everything's moments where he's been kinda funny before and I think especially him saying they're watching John Riding the thing is if he would've reacted at that initial goodbye would've been almost an appropriate to I mean it's a forty seven minutes on the phone for like five percents tomorrow by the dodgers got. mookie Betts and David Price and jog Peterson went to the angels. three-way trade see. You are newsman breaking news that that's my segment. Do you realize that thousands and thousands thousands of people now know that you love your son. You love your kids. I I've seen you with the thing and I don't take your say by the way if I were him and this is why it doesn't count because he probably wants to be taken seriously. That'd be the funniest thing that ever happened to me in my entire life. I'd be laughing that whole time. He's clearly smiling through the pain. That whole Yeh Dave's taken yet because he is so passive I you know what but but but obviously Larry Fuck them. Yeah I know. I haven't seen a scrap of anything. Dave I don't know M- at all but just watching this. I probably would've done the same way where it's I. It seems like you said he's self aware and he's just like it's funny that I just sit back and let this play out in a couple subtle things in there where he's just like You know thousands of people watch this or you know I think he was. I think he was Dying inside I think he was. I think he's panicking disappointed that he didn't just 'cause if this happened happen to me I would go toward it so fucking funny. They think he I think he was dying inside and panicking yet but what. He's not a comedian he's not Yeah right we don't have you know he has a serious show. I don't know what that would you like. Your hero is just pretty much giving you the finger for like I just I love this and then the second wind and then he was so long like the like his son is like Letting them wrap it up. He's like no no. No what Ah tell me now. Have you seen. Because that's the thing is I know Larry is still extremely prolific. He does all his stuff on like. I hear something in back like someone having a heart attack. Everybody live back there. Dan Everyone okay neighbor Pity the sorry. How old is Larry King? He's in his ninety eight hundred two hundred a day behind in age. wjr No but the the thing is he still doing shit all the time like and he seems to be with for the most part. Yeah but my one of my favorite recent Larry King cloudy six. It's it's from eighty six. That is old but he looks. Looks like the grim reaper. He looks like the clippers. But have you seen the snippet when he's talking to norm MacDonald and norm does norms joke about. I'm deeply closeted gay man. I don't know how easy it is. Can you pull that up at all. Either there's Larry King when I was trying to find a show you and I couldn't so you want me to watch Larry King. The norm MacDonald the clause. I don't know if it's GonNa be a clip at all. But it's it's his is deeply closeted gay man bit And the thing is norm goes around and he does this on other shows. One Minute Long. And what's so thing people don't know about I use a Larry never gets a job closeted. No kidding no kidding wait a minute what are you revealing revealing here today. I'm not revealing anything I'm saying. I'm deeply closeted. That means you're gay lobby. I wouldn't say the that means you're very very gay. But you don't WanNa come out closeted then. I refuse to San Dan Gang. Does that mean you're gay easy so much work. That's a great it's like I've seen norm. He goes around does every doesn't Cohn cohn and gets it instantly. Great Joke that you can play it off. Yeah everyone just in your enormous amazing I love I tell you what my favorite moment. He got in trouble for What did he say on the view? Oh the Roseanne Barr stuff. Or what did he say. Hey I don't remember it all cut. He said something offensive but he just made it worse. Anyone stern due to do an apology. He was on a whole tour because he had a Netflix show and he wanted the Aso then on the Howard Stern show and I'm listening to it live. He's talk is seeing some joke about someone with Down Syndrome. Well you we hang because he was saying to think that that's what I meant when I said whatever very sad story sucks I just pulled up. I just found an article Down Syndrome to think that. That's that's what I say Monday. He got right he goes. You'd have to have down syndrome to think that's what I said. And then there's the awkward pause and he goes. Did you hear me I say you have. He retired it. You'd have to be retarded and everyone was like Ou know on the apology. Or what is apologizing for vic the original it'll comment on Howard Stern show where he said you'd have to have down syndrome not to feel sorry for victims of sexual abuse. Wow good one was was about the Louis C. K. thing. Maybe or. What's the apology for Dan? That's what I WANNA talk about Louis C. K.. In fact I think I can't remember. I must know what that's what I just told you what he said He. He said a Louis. CK What did he say that was offensive. I don't Romero. I thought it was Roseanne thing I have no idea. I think he was siding with Louis. CK during that whole home allegation. That's it wasn't even his own controversy. It was just our kayode controversy. I fucking awesome. It's like you get you get so lost and controversy. It's like I didn't even fucking I didn't I didn't even say the original thing and now I'm on the radio saying retard. What a mess? I think that's what it was something like that. Yeah it's norm norm doesn't seem like a guy that's good doing a PR to anything. I love our phone up the clip to with the Larry King stuff. There's one interview where he asks Jerry Seinfeld if Seinfeld was canceled all yeah Jerry's just such a Dick about it and we're like I kinda side of Larry for it didn't sound like I don't think it's it's short short. I've seen that one time. I like it I think about current day. Jerry I WANNA hear. I got a sketch him brewing up. Still GonNa make it so And SEINFELD's my favorite show curb. Your enthusiasm is my second favorite show mater so comedians in cars with coffee is so is very recording and What was your question? I mean he's not like what your opinion and he's okay. He's good Feld like comedy wise. I've seen modern modern standard from him. And I'm like some of them missed but I still think like he's got a really strong act I just I think. He's so fucking pompous with Azure. Yeah it's a clearly him and Larry kind of split off in two different directions with their content for it like. That's what I love about. Curb is like even the new season. He's talking about getting his ticket validated. Even though he doesn't need it it's the convenient. He's totally right joke. I every time I go to I I had like A. I was trying this therapist or whatever but every time I would go there. It's like they offer validation but then when I asked it's like she gives you this attitude like do you really need it. And then in every time she would not give me enough really. He's absolutely right Thank you for sharing. That he's He's he's definitely Papas. He I think he I even heard him say on what's pompous arrogant on on Stern. He says he thinks he's on the spectrum. I don't want that on the spectrum Jerry is he do you think he said that on how wavelength I understand it to a degree. Because you can't just continue you. Doing what Jerry did when you become Jerry Seinfeld But then the thing is I've seen him on Comedians in cars being really elitist about comedy like He. I don't think he can sit. I could be wrong but I think he said that. If you're not a stand up he doesn't consider you a comedian at all when I hear him talk about comedy it's like he's just he's just obnoxious very Very what I I loved him as a person him and he's very unapologetically raw. Stick approach about everything everything about how he would drink coffee. Eat Cereal and how you do comedy. It's also very autistic but I just lovely listed. Yeah yeah very ritualistic. Yeah which is a symptom of Being really I just looked it up and apparently after he said that he later clarified to Brian Williams. In an interview you He was joke. Well well Howard says he's self diagnosed. How Ya Ya Howard said? Do you think that There's something with Hugh because he's he's so peculiar. Are you on the spectrum at all. And he says I might be because you know he has a certain way. And maybe a little lack of empathy in certain certain ways and yeah. I wouldn't be surprised. He's ASPERGER's I think that asperger's good for anyone dash. I mean I'm will. I guess they call the spectrum too. I I certainly have traits. That are very like detail you on the spot. nope never been formally diagnosed with anything except I can't use old spice Fiji because it gives me a rash but other than that. I don't think anything to do with autism. There's a separate draft the spice. That's the white it right now. So I'm on the opposite. Don't hug me No do but a Larry is able to find that balance though like Edison. Yeah they split off. And obviously it's like Larry's essentially like a billionaire pretty much but he can still get away with it because he is often the butt of the jokes and it still is that like. I'm obviously actually rich but I can still nitpick day but it doesn't come from like an elitist perspective is no I think Larry. Oh there so I mean. There's this whole behind behind the scenes like a fifty hour behind the scenes. Seinfeld thing that it's like I love. I love this show much behind the scenes. Oh it's like this. It's like a documentary humanity with a quality parts. It's so compelling but they're so different people and Larry is very much he's very more emotionally mature. There's a the store they tell behind the scenes they say Larry was awful. Stand up and Jerry was pretty good but They're at a party and Larry had written jokes for his girlfriend for a birthday. which is such a bad idea already birthday gift? And then he and then they're like okay. Hey tell the jokes Larry has like. I don't want to Jerry. was there. Yeah and so. He gave the jokes to Jerry. And Jerry did them really good. And they discovered that Larry's jokes through Jerry was like the golden ticket. That's what I think is is also with Curb than that Larry has to be that character version of himself. Self until like super deliver and yeah with something like stand up your you sir. I and through that. But he's also been hilarious just an interviews that I watched with him and everything Larry. Yeah Yeah Oh yeah I love the job. He's a gym. I think I think I love. I love him. That's the thing is a lot of women. Love Larry Dave got good style himself He really takes care of himself. You can tell I I just seems kind of like. He looked way worse younger younger. Yeah you ever see clips of him on Fridays. Old Sketch showed all look up from Friday. Scotus hair was you guys have have what normally donald what started everything. Yeah what's that show. All it was was that he he said basically that he was happy that the metoo reckoning with sexual misconduct seem to have slowed down a little bit because is You know he felt like that what happened to Roseanne and like Louis. CK was too hard on them because he is friends with both so oh he said to himself. Why should jerk showing your Dick to penis a few? What did I say going your peanuts to women a few Times and jerking off in front of them. Should that ruin a man's career if you're if he says it like that you're who are we but Mortal it was a dark and stormy Louis. CK accusations I find on the Internet. People have swung wildly in his favor but the accusations are very bizarre. These are he's accused of Stan blocking the exit and then shirking off mic. It's some people who know the story closely. Mostly say that that's not true. That's just that's not accusations so we'll say to Louis. CK's defense of all the me. Too's his apology and self reflection was was very mature reflective apologetic. And so. At what point do you let a man like that. Return that sort of this earth. That's a great question. That's what I'm just so curious about right now. Always I think his comeback to some extent at least more publicly is inevitable and it just wonder how it he will choose to do it how he will be accepted and in what like like Kinda Forum. She'll Tony so one of his shows. That's right and you said it was just WanNa not to like like hurt. My brother's image for it. It was like I wanna see what he's doing. Not Foil like what happened to him was bullshit or but He said he said I think I would seem to I'm just so fucking curious. Yeah the thing is. He said that it was still still good. But some of the jokes seemed almost like rehashes a little bit. He said there was like a couple of really funny new ones. But there wasn't that thing that I think we're all expecting really elite introspective. He he did but from what I heard from. My brother's like he said it just didn't really like it wasn't what he was hoping hoping for. It needs to be like the whole thing is about what happened. Here's what you like two seconds and then new material. Yeah here's what I hope is going to happen here. First of all I thought that he was going to disappear for five years and then come back with this incredible for five years. Yeah but he. But here's what I hope. He's got to stay sharp. You as a as a stand up. Comedian you gotta be always performing. But what I hope he's doing is in private working on these very complicated issues because he goes out on stage and he does. This material is going to get out. I hope that he's perfecting the perfect redemption. Act they possibly. That's why I'm just. I'm so curious again. Like what is the best way for him to come back. You know like a lot of people are I. I think it has to be like did where like all of a sudden came back on Netflix. With those three new specials and each one but he didn't do anything anything but the first one was all about like how he was gone. And what happened like right. Yes yes stories. That are related. Shooting couldn't wouldn't Chapelle couldn't just ignore exactly. The first one was pretty much. Dedicated to fire was gone. So ill you think like do you think Louis will come back with a special ashore first or do you think he'll do a big public interview. I I think he would do a special okay these special and then interview Comedian on view. That's kind of the weight loss. Good enough his not his strength. Yeah he's got like express himself offshore comedy. If he doesn't do that he will never come back. he has to 'cause actually prior for example he smoked crack and and lit himself on fire. He had a great he did a whole bit no. Ns person you know on a stage. And he came back and he had funny bit about really himself on fire while smoking crack. Richard Pryor Marlon Brando. News is the craziest thing I've ever heard my life in societas about that. They had a relationship relationship. They know who did not Royal Brennan. Richard Pryor Fuck Cord Grand Forty I. It was bisexual. I'm pretty sure Pryor's daughter confirmed I could be wrong. Well I want it so badly right. Wow any broke the news years ago. Yes yeah if you knew that I and then I took a phone call from my son for five. What do I know the Brando did fuck dudes really by the way we confirm that same thing? Yeah so yeah I think these Marlin Blando were lovers. priors widow confirms Zinke. He kept the cotton and his mouth was blown your mind. Let's I'm trying to imagine I just can't imagine this guy's in bed early. Brando was just like in fact. That guy went through such Aleutian. He was it was like the hemos handsome man to being like us. You come on me on the day of my. Ah I can't believe this what. Yeah that's the thing is if you listen to bottom do Randall's the bottom hard. He's generating thrust he's got those apocalypse. Now hips virus. Is that bottom. Bottom takes it takes. It could be no. Yeah I got. I think I'm GonNa say that it's called the power bottom prior. That's what do you think so. He was smoking. No that's first of all short-term spending marketed for being a power bottom for smoking. Let's just agree on on a starting point. Air Bottom is the receiver is it. I believe and back have too much confidence or corrected you can. You can invert that. There's I know how your word power there. The bottom is a different Bob. Bob Bottom receive I suppose the default. That's the default. Yeah okay okay. So then I think brandon topping. Then that's what I'm saying. He was wrong about everything really way. More than than Richard in my opinion but Richard was like bravado auto. He was all I mean. Maybe you're right but like I said you can't talk like I would say that that you think they Have you try right. What's that I don't know why? No one told me that a while ago. It's when you just rub Dick's wait fraud. Yeah what Ooh I heard different where I I had a friend who once told me if she was gay she would fraught and I was like. What is that weight not with you? Just in general in general nobody wants fraught with me so they use. There's some deign to take home. I love that I just I wish it can be a fly on the wall for a date with them. Honestly what did they talk about. You know where they had a lot to talk about it probably brand was just one of the most fascinating guys ever just really strange interesting dude. Ever watched old interviews and install to. He did like along the Dick Cav show or whatever and it's after he sent The like first nations women do accept the award on his half of winning the Godfather messed actor thing and I think he was talking about it and it's just. He just seemed so confident in everything that he was doing. This is a guy that just doesn't give a fuck. This is really interesting. I like watching an interview. So do you think that like because he'd like got so bid yet in that movie on the Waterfront. He's one of the most handsome men I've ever seen it. Oh consistently as they're not. Yeah do I'm looking at you. Laptop Arctic says. Yeah no young Marlon Brando. You should yeah. You should put it on Marlon Brando so I wonder would you fuck yellow this Marlon Brando or or what's his fuck Paul. Newman Newman thereby you have to pick or you die. It's very similar. It's kind of lip like it's a very pretty boy. Face Hickory. Died right lip one hundred percent they are. I'm still I was GONNA say. Paul Newman. Paul Newman Newman. Most handsome man ever lived and he's so fucking cool. Feel like if I did did anything romantic with with Marlin either way. I'd leave a lengthy. You just seem so aggressive kick looking at this was the butch I think this was butch cassidy and the Sundance Kid. This was it matters most handsome. And that's that's peak Paul right there and you know he was a humble guy who's probably Probably thoughtful lover the the silent. He was obviously a very compassionate Russian man. He created this nonprofit. Yeah that's generated half a billion dollars just for salad dressing. I don't even know if it's good salad addressing. It is okay. I think we've raised about US products and I like to help charity. But he's dead. He won't mind me saying his rolex sold for sixteen million dollars. WOW personnel rolex. Whoever bought that probably jerked for it? Well they say it was rob Ralph Lauren the body but it was his What a flex his nineteen sixty Rolex Daytona? Do you think he puts them best. Lean on it rubbed it on ethics because ought to scar just now with the Internet and seeing people so much that will ever get somebody like cool. Is that ever again because part of it's the mystery rewrite of only seeing them in most definitely hear him say something stupid exactly like it just doesn't he doesn't tweet out like Bill Cosby didn't really do anything. Who Do you think is the most similar? It's probably like to Capri on. Maybe like Ryan Gosling or those are smart because they don't really engage today. Hey the smart and so smart he understands how to be a star. He's not on social off the grid. I got a new album. It's everywhere You you use it. But he's not talking directly to the people through social media. That's the mistake I'm envious. I often wonder why am I doing research Sir Ben. It doesn't benefit me at all. You know Howard. Stern always says this and I think it's so true he goes why the fuck would be on twitter making content I get paid to entertain people. Here nobody's paying me to be on twitter. Would I waste material also now risky. You're making a joke now. That's like hey trey material and then five years someone fishes it up from from vox or whatever and then and then all of a sudden you're on an apology tour retard there's also back up to go vote like really. What are we doing stupid? I just I'm so envious of that. I really do think DiCaprio just from a Hollywood standpoint right now is like the second wind of old Hollywood. And what the FIT l.. Do Between Yeah it is pretty similar to but but like I just can't imagine being in the public is so much like that if I could just swing in and do a movie every couple years and then just kinda fuck off to a yacht. That'd be pretty try uploading I'll do that To a dance warning me that we're at the two hour fifteen here before with this way. Why did they do backwards? It's it's of women and care of really big woman. She must she must weigh at least six hundred pounds being towed. What happened to the audio? It's a copyrighted gut it out because it's all but there's a good. There's there's air bring in for care. He goes only in Kansas folks. One and EH. He sounds like he's closing out a KFC commercial liquor. She almost takes a tumble trumbull here on the curve. Man You got the new spicy chicken strips only back. Can you sound bite that you guys. That's funny nine now. Shit fucking all right. Let me open it again. We can't we can't waste it. Would you consider destruct. Her own mobility ability splitter breakdown. I think so I think she's. She's being rescued only in Kansas City. Only in Tennessee. He had to DELMONICO's. Ah she almost takes tumble really man. Like if you follow it that way you don't get up man to again. It's just like I don't envy that life at all. Stole told miserable. It's the worst. Oh imagine the amount of cheeseburgers. You can enjoy like I because I'm not being rude but like a good point. Last night I ate a whole pizza to myself and it was so good. Yeah and I didn't feel bad about it at all and and like I would like to do that for every meal idea too. So there's some joy along the way but then when you realize that What what have I become my only friends? That's probably my biggest crutch like a like I could just can't fucking stop eating. I'm so hungry especially especially at night. You know I just WANNA eat every. I just want French fries and Hamburgers and pizza. Yeah and Diet Coke. I could eat. I'm responsible I drink diet coke yet there you go the smart. I could eat pizza Rahman and Thai food for the rest of my life. Romina could skip really with Robin pretty hard. You like Robin. It's all right. Yeah well like Thai food and other Asian cuisines. Green Curry concur. He's good I let you fuck with drunken noodles. came out with stuff I get. I'm what's going on here you are you. I can't tell if you're healthy rights when we were talking about the insecurity stuff. I'm always some I'm point inbetween. I've always been like I. I don't know either. Love a flat stomach not flat. No but I feel like you might look pretty good under there. It's like there but I still got. I still got some some bill. It's because my yeah my Diet's pretty bad but I still exercise regiment Well I I. It's an easy one. Just run a mile every day. I have some Like my senior year. High School In like Yeah I don't know it's only to keep the lifestyle going of what you're saying of like eating pretty poorly but I love when I was going to community college and I was like really getting into it more. I would just have Every day for lunch I would just have a white rice with with Like cut up chicken breast and frank's red hot buffalo sauce and that was I could eat it any day. That's good Do does sound. I'm good you gotta have that turbo mode meal where you're just like this is fucking hardcore like ice to fluctuate a lot more in college too especially like if you just got out a relationship or something your life I'm on the free market right now. If you ever divorced me I think I would lose a lot of ways really but it's not it's not about you it's just that you you realize like Oh my God fuck -able right now and I feel bad because I want a divorce when you get back to the same house. I'll know I'll know what you're up to like. I'm not I'm just going to get fatter. uh-huh triggered a kid and shit now so you can't fool me but I do feel bad because I do want you to want to fuck me but I just look in the mirror and I know that that's not possible. Talk to a lawyer too fat. Let's see how that plays in the courtroom. Yeah Yeah what's your reason for divorce too fat. It's just a temporary thing though. You don't have to sign the Patriots we'll stick around Let's see we've got. Oh so oh I've got. This is my final thought for you before we go. You guys heard about goups. Yeah the giant scented candle. We're getting one. It's in see five dollars. So here's what I'm thinking. We have a really talented Production Manager Teddy fresh source. Anything and I pitched system system and says he can get it done. Yeah I WANNA get a butthole scented candle. They were really well. They didn't say could get down. I think he can do it. Well he says the I wanted to actually smelly shit. So we'll collect sulfur. Yeah then like Brown chunks of wax and the wax and like little strands of fibers. That look like pubic hair. She's on Christ make where the wealth outlook like a little but does that like an anus. uh-huh oh the way you can engineer. It's your blow it out and it just goes like mister like a little like one of those like. That's a real far Wendy Williams Williams far that's her actual far played again. That's not crazy. That's a frothy fart. It's it's something foam-green would you buy that. It'd be expensive. That's the thing. Would you spend seventy five dollars a gag. I made like a hundred of them. Do you think I could sell them. Yeah I think so. Yes so thousand thousand those if those were like fifty bucks just I it's like the Trying to make money from it necessarily but you want people to experience tasting. Being named thing people people will buy it because they wanNA know if accurate you should not. You should try to make it not as gross make it smell like good asshole. You know good asks ask you do you know. Is this supposed to be like when it's Paul Throws Vagina specific. Now there's just it says my vagina so product. It's not and we're going to get it soon. Apparently it's in the mail so we'll find out they've Vulva T. I like that. These people are In the Ad Toback the tennis coach. Yeah yes as vity. Let's see. What does that clue what about? This is Volvo. It's only a Volvo. Okay really you'RE GONNA sell this year for fifty five dollars in my life and I thought it was like a teabag like you're saying yeah I thought it was teasing. What the Fuck Goop? You're so annoying. You're actually you're GONNA cut like you've actually going to write lecture fashionable. It's only a Volva. Okay yeah well. It's on your chest. So where's the Volvo like your Volvo doesn't go there make more sense on a onesie right on the little button part. They've sold a lot of extra large and large so the big girls went for this one. What's the message here to like? It's like they're already on the defensive. Hey it's only a Volvo like what's the Khanna birthdate you're like Oh why think of what it means is whoever wears that. It's got to prove a sizable well. The Vollmer's like the Dangling Shit Right. Yeah it's like the lips because the vagina to live interior. Because there's like sorry. This is bad female anatomy. No The lady. Here's the lips. So what's the goal is involved China. Another word for it. It's a specific part of the giant. Let let me. It is the external part of the female genitalia it protects the woman's sexual organs urinate. Let me get you a nobody look at this obviously. So is it like Li like in order of operations of the female the Arabia's the outside lip part and in the Volvos like closer to the whole thing. Yeah the Labia is a sub part. You're right we should listen to the female. I'll let let me wait. I didn't know the vote is la whole fucking thing like basically or you know a flashlight. Yeah the front part. That whole thing is the vulva. No I don't understand what the shirts guys because there's a lot of like Like vaginas kind of like a scary Unknown territory that people don't WanNa talk about or look at or or anything. Oh there's been a lot of artists using helps I do not. It doesn't help me understand 'cause I didn't even start that only like it's between girls. You know what I mean. It's not going to do anything for you. It did educate means for the Volvo. Fuck right I mean I. I don't like wow. Did any three of you guys know what the Volvo was backstage. Yeah we were talking about pre podcasts. Ask but we couldn't come back No I did not in a ballpark. Yeah I guess guys don't know what the fucking Volvo I mean. I knew what it was but then I question myself down he said Yeah Labia Lips but I I get. Somebody's got it wrong. I think we should all take a moment that gus was wrong about that and gusty hold on. I'm just more of a service guy that's my wheelhouse so fuck with is there. Can we take anything away from the fact that X. L. and the only sold out sizes I wouldn't put it past group to just not be selling those does. Yeah you're probably right about that. Fat Chamie those fuckers they only want Gwyneth body lookalikes. I didn't know the food section fucker. I hate eight. Who lifestyle that is weird? It's like she is like a snake. Oil just dealer still WANNA biggest names in Hollywood. I really like her in movies and I stopped to make the separation. goop is a night. The the Netflix was only did one on energy healing. Bro You guys got to watch episode five so you seem like you really are into goop rate but but just to kind of workshop this Butthole scented candle. So you think chunks of Brown wax blacks are no go. I would say just make the whole thing Brown problem right. Yeah Okay Smart Wise. Yeah I like that. And then what about pubic Fibers man it's k-i-p-p skip the Pew. If you branded and said that the wick is like tightly wound pubic itself Horseshoe I think a wick. Ah A wet. Maybe you're Burnin Hair Brown wax. What was it like? We were shopping for a mattress prison. They're like the materials so ridiculous. Like no I. I saw a thousand dollar mattress. You fucking kidding and I was like what why he goes got Horse hairs Kashmir so that it wasn't just horse hair. He had like a nicer way of saying it. I mean Aucoin here but it was like hey I think I was like I laid on to by the way horse stale. Maybe was no it. Wasn't that good it was it was just a mattress but but you cover the mattress purple mattress. That tape horsehair Alexander. That's the same thing with luxury cars. I wouldn't be able to lay on that that like you. You can't like I don't usually eat on my bed but like occasionally you know I'll have a drink with me or something if you spill a bud light on one hundred thousand dollars mattress. Well you have you Let me explain you. Have you have a water Protective sheet so you don't i. Have you ever wondered protective sheet intact. This is what you're supposed. Oh young men not so. You'll get so what you get is a protective protective sheet. That's waterproof that. We don't sweat through and damage your your mattress. So that goes on the bottom and then the she goes over that. I'm so you don't really remove the protective sheet. Gotcha definitely recommend that if not even to protect from spills but the sweat if you look at your mattress actress It gets real nasty a new one. We got really cheap Amazon mattresses for real. Yeah I've actually been pretty happy with mine but now you know it wasn't like one of the investment mattresses so now like it had like a soft and firm side and the soft sides like not supporting me at all anymore. No get a nicer. Well as long as you're not back pain I'd say that doesn't matter. That's that's true mattress. Yes but We just got a new mattress him. We went firm. We didn't get the A horse down. I did not did not spend a lesser animal pelts. I didn't spend fifty grand. It was a four thousand six hundred dollars. Okay which to me is insane is it. It's a lot. I never thought that much but I think that's what it costs for like a high end like like normal mattress. Anything over am I wrong. I well fuck how much they spend on my or something I think. Generally if you're getting like a not high end but nicer one I think there are unlike fifteen hundred because there's like. Yeah so if you're getting a nice mattress yeah too crazy like even before we were of filthy rich not getting even even before when we were just like normal people. That was worse than it even before you would get. I would spend like when we were on a budget. A thousand dollars because Dan. How how much you spend on your mattress you plug? They pay you enough to buy yourself a nice mattress four grand. That's for sure how much you spend on the six hundred seven hundred bucks. Okay Damn I. I had a eight hundred dollar mattress the from Casper. Actually who is not a sponsor of mine and I don't like working with them but the matches comfortable but if they want us we'll come back and sponsors. I would except I apologize for my endorse the product both sides select on your. Yeah well listen. I'm just being honest. I didn't spend a hundred grand. Sure you know could have been worse uh-huh That's about all I've got so quick. We've been going for a long motherfucking time. Two and a half hours long show. That means we were having a lot of fun sometimes. You don't have as much fun and the time goes so much slower and you're just wondering when Queen wrap it up. This wasn't one of those time off. Yeah it flowed flood it. Glowed showed dry factor. That's the three increasing. I get it This is Rad. Though thanks for having fun Gus Pleasure Eddie was great to meet you I'm a fan of your content producer at the pace that that That fulfills your soul and really really means a lot. Thank you so much. Thank you for saying that. I'm your soul straight role model. You say about me. He said soul inspiration the creative inspiration really clicking with what I think I said the reason you get up in the morning. Guess you WanNa Save me here. I think eh pretty good. That was something I think. I said no bro Jimmy to help you thinking Fan Dan. Yeah Whoa WHOA. You just say all right back no doc seriously virtual. So what's Today. Friday Monday is the Dave recommend. Why I'm not sleeping at night? Maybe top nervous nerves. I'm nervous we have Paul actually next week. We've got papa on Monday unusual days. Yeah Yeah and Pudi Pie on Wednesdays real only again oh I was calling. It will be posted the day Tuesday and Thursday. Yeah so that'll be fun. Yeah obviously it's all downhill from here as a what a great a time when people and As you know I have a hard time wrapping this up. So is there anything you guys will say man you guys end the show. I well we and our podcast by going out of our way to abruptly not planning our leave cut. It's just a hard music. Maybe we should just cut Paul Newman.

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