S1E1 - Fuck Humans Episode 1 (Censored)

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Hi I'm Chelsea the created. His podcast the final episode here about the here is the censored version of fuck human episode. One the full version be out for free. Talk Tober however if you can't wait till then he's gone to description and click on the link though. Take Tar band camp page there. You Fi- not one but two ABSA fuck humans. Rei Out in center at the Presser. We like playing. Your money will be spent to reimburse voice actors as well as help pay with hosting transcripts now without further ado accent you episode one. This is an erotica podcast that focuses on. LGBT relationships in Toronto failure listener listener discretion is advised before me lies a few to tweet and then the Sea of Brownish yellow. As far as the I can see the field looks aggressive passive. It's rough and spiky. But I walked through it anyway by making body parts through the Sea of grain yet I feel no sharpness or steamed across my flash instead the grains caress me. They gently brush against my skin oven. Towards my body has crave it stroked my thighs fondle my pms mass graves against my acid entail buy cartons excited by the prairies ministrations. I smiled to myself. I knew it would be like this sky. Beautiful such a rich brown in yellow like the brightest bamboo raven flies to this guy. One of its feathers flew down. I catch it extra. It is weird. It feels silky and smooth touching freshly washed hair. It's beautiful Leka than the darkest of nights and shines brighter than the purest of city. The smell I know this smell this earthy aroma patchily in central would but there are no plants out besides the grain. How can hi my cock US straight up at the skies accusing responsible for in-state? Said I could feel my tongue. massaging my blood flows through me as if it is not the only thing I can hear this healed everything I know it. I want it and I checked my alarm. It left to go out into the sun soon. The digits nearly faded. But I can still. It'll tell that it is too early for me to be up. I look outside and watches. The full moon glows in the night Sky Knight night lack. The tent in my sheets does not go. Unnoticed take place my hand. anyth- my bidding begins stroking myself to completion. So hopefully this will put me out for the rest of the night. Good Morning Cherry. Good Morning Captain Basque Cherry. It's Prince. He's been getting on headquarters about being too friendly with co workers you want us to refer to each other by our titles. Now I'm caught Tabu Sherry. You're captain Basque as Medina's is now Afiza as etc excetera. Prince Vexes neither king of this region or in charge of headquarters so I will continue referring to my friend by her name. Good Morning Cherry fine but if he comes back I'm going into secretary mode again. Good morning ask. She's been looking healthier these past few weeks horns look stronger cheeks rounder and fair skinned Eh. One still now brightens up the moon. What's with the big smile on your face? I'm just happy to see you've been eating again one day and I were worried that he would be nothing that skin and bone soon pony never. So did you finally go to the local brothel like I told you no offense to the guys and gals down there. But that's the equivalent of eating cheap takeout. You know you're picky for a secular. I can't help it if they have a refined taste. So who's the lucky person your partner who's been feeding you. I assume you must be seeing someone considering how. You're glowing right now. Oh you you. You wouldn't know them. This kingdom is only so big. Dry me well. You C- conversation is cut short by the entry of a two office is one. I know well as moved as stand tall and proud like always is uniform. Immaculate is black beard trimmed and cut even as ram like horns appeared spotless next to him was a newsy a nervous looking at the face of flowers they were carrying was shaking. And they're gelatin like hands. Captain Bosc Gutty Cheddi. So Oh the princess gone to him too. I see this is our new recruits Elba. He'll be starting on the force today. off officer officer Elmer reporting for duty allies. Addy's soldier are those flowers. They're so pretty she. She was right the pedals brown with minor strikes yellow. The commerce were striking yet despite never having seen this plan before something welcome seen yes background from its customary degree new friends with gift. These are useful Yeah he'll say. Are you a botanist. Captain Basque No. I assumed because of the the color I o put these right on my desk so everybody in headquarters can see them i. I don't mean to alarm anyone but I believe I smell a human calm down everyone. It's just oh yeah I forgot. I'm sorry captain. Basque is is a is a human. No Oh I just work with one you you work with one technically. I'm sure you've noticed. The gigantic stone wall that separates us from the human side of the Kingdom. Well in the middle of that wall is a station we call it. The tunnel is the only path in more meat sue than leads to KIJIMUTA advice. Mercer high ranking fee SA's from both regions are sent to the station. We make sure no humans monsters go through the tunnel without permission. I understand but I need to work so close to a human. We're cut off by a glass window. He stays on his side and I stay on nine however there are holes in the glass that allow us to speak to each other. This is how I believe. The human scent gets on me. His Cologne alone is quite strong. May I ask why the wall was built back where I'm from. Such extreme measures aren't necessary about a year ago US US incident. A monster got caught with two human lovers too. Well he was Olympia. And you know connects any way that caused a huge uproar in the kingdom our king and the Queen of Zumra the wall to make sure. And it's like that never happened again again but wow happened to the monster in humans well llamas carrying out his hundred year sentences we speak the humans humans however we apparently very well known in Kijimuta and got off only with paying a fine unions. This conversation reminds me we need to be leaving soon. Go say you've forgotten. It is the first of the month each them all as his monthly meeting with the Council of order today once every month the king holds a meeting with the Council of order the point of the meetings to discuss the current ongoing in a monster based regions. I ranking visas. Such as Modi Asinine are sent to every gathering to protect the king in case one of the council members of the sudden urge to overthrows him in all my years of being an visa. I never have seen a member of the council attempt to do so but it is not the council. I'm worried worried about Prince Max's sitting at the end of the table. He looks Moyer -tated than usual. His spotty as glued to his skull as Ziff already on the attack he also keeps picking at the threat of his robes. Ruining the expensive fabric. Shame it's such a fetching garment event a yellow Baroque pattern brown linen covers. That remind still with us. Uh sorry just hoping that this meeting and soon fasted ends the faster I can get tongue to the over with and now for for the last item of the meeting. The treaty there are lots of minor terms and conditions to the treaty to keep this short it. I'll just mention the major ones the treaty of peace states as follows to keep the peace amongst each other humans and monsters must must stay in their own territory. Officers must accompany if ever a reason a human must enter monster territory or vice versa. Uh if a human or monster is caught on land that is not their own. Without enough accompaniment the choice of punishment can be imprisonment or death. The same rule applies allies if ever a human in a monster having sexual relations in the rare case of a human and monster forming a romantic relationship. The option of imprisonment is withdrawn and the only choice is death. If these rules are not upheld the treaty can be nullified and thus the the war can continue for those of you who wished to keep the treaty intact including the condition of keeping human and monster separated. Please raise one of your hands paws wings or other appendages. Every hand goes up except of course for those who I do. This treaty is nonsense and we'll never last. We need to attack the humans. Not Try to be their friends since your highness with all due respect you've made this argument several times before and in those several times we we have explained to. You does not benefit us or the environment to attack the humans. It's not about making friends but about upkeeping the continent livable war causes great damage to the environment or do not remember Howard. Great Ancestors tore this planet apart due to their oil and coal. Oh fueled battles. Yes but we have evolved. We have solar powered weapons now. If we attack them when they least expect it we you can get them before they get us. And why do you believe the humans plan on attacking US brother. Have you not seen how quickly their technology advances compared to ours ars. It will only be a matter of days before they're on our kingdom steps with their lasers and bombs and microwaves treaty states that any advancement of war Tek must be shared between both sides. And do you expect the humans to keep their word. The incident from a year ago would be the perfect excuse to end the treaty. Brother if you end it now you can help bring on a new era for months or kind all over. No Oh but no if I notify the treaty. I put the lives of many monsters. At risk. War is serious. Beck's people die on both sides. It's irresponsible for you to even ask for such a thing when you yourself have never even picked up a sword. The jury has lasted for a thousand years. And it will last thousand more now if there are no more objections meeting dismissed captain besque. Can you stay behind please. Yes your highness walk into one of his private but wise despite its Grand Corps. The Room is quiet peaceful. I note the kingdom's flag hanging above the nearby fireplace the White Crescent Moon Symbol on the blue fabric. That's a nice royal touch to the room. Goes at the tunnel. Fine Your Highness. I feel like after today's meeting. I shouldn't would have to stress the importance that it'd be heavily guarded at all times. We Keep Watch over a twenty four seven the humans to the same good good good. He looks exhausted. Talking to Prince. Vex would do that to you. A full blooded wear hyena powerful and strong yet. It somehow arguing with his brother had made him look so drained. Your Highness may I have a moment to speak freely. Go on Prince Vexes sudden call for wars concerning to be honest his entire behavior. These past few months has been worrying setting rules for headquarters randomly ordering searches on vendors attempting to ban any tech. That is even close to being cute adjacent if he's not careful I'm I'm going. The people may find a reason to send him to the Guillotine. Yes I understand. My brother can the A lot but please try to hold your anger with him. Even as royalty vex had to live a hard life you know my a father found him abandoned on the streets. While traveling one day he couldn't have been more than a day old on top of being teased for his mixed heritage. He had to grow up knowing his parents abandoned him. I believe is animosity for humans is more of self hatred than anger. The more he attacks humans the less he believes he is one. It said honestly I understand. Oh keep this in mind. The next time I come to the prince and I will try to less than my brothers dictator rulings. Maybe I can encomium down by offering him some human fruits as much as he claims to eat humans he absolutely adores their produce. But I am keeping you here for too along. I'm aware that you had tunnel duty today. Yes at noon. Albion high alert making sure that piece continues throughout the kingdom. If I could kill him I would. He does. Is this every time he brings in some rancid smelling human concoction and polices it right next of a glass window and I know he does it on purpose. You've been glaring at me for a while. Now puff got anything you want to say. You see the amusement in his is his bright Hazel is no. Are you sure you look ready to breathe fire my lunch. That's bothering you is it and then touches the soggy wrapped. Whatever that is leaning against the window I know you? Monster of a more heightened sense of smell thus humans. But I hope it's not bothering you that much. He brushes his hair out of the way and for a moment a mesmerized by the shine his hairs and possibly black like staring into avoid. Do human feces not have dress codes. What your hair is too long? If someone attacked you would take a simple gravity of ponytail in the match would be over his hands up into fists his Brown Skin Redden's it's a fish tale. It's childish but I enjoy upsetting him and I for an eye as they say regardless it's inconvenient for battle I do well in combat Spiro. Hope the tweety remains intact and you never have to find out how well why wait on a piece of paper you have the key. Use it again. I'm I'm not usually this childish but there is something about him that we want to get under his skin. And if I didn't care about the human race I would. You should pray that I never lose my loyalty to humanity big talk for such a small man you really think you can take me on. I can take all of you. Good Afternoon Gentlemen. Good afternoon pass another delivery to the humans research department and yes. We recently discovered that some of the plants in this region can boost the effects of certain human medicine. Angel the human. I am forced to do my shift with takes out the paperwork and starts writing down the necessary information for Pascal. Drop off. He's an ass but is diligent. I will at least give him that that name Pascal and and what I keep forgetting you. Monsters don't have proper last name like us a glare at him but it goes unnoticed not like in matters anyway. There's nothing he can say that good debt and passes obsession okay. Okay item plant samples from Morimitsu location. The Department of research at Digi Muira have the items in question. Been Shrunken down for transport. Yes I got them done by a witch this morning. They should be good for at least five hours before returning to normal size. Put the through the shoot police thus go places three. We've miniature crates on the delivery table near me. Shoot above. The table sucks crates and spits them out. On angels side you'll receive one of our headquarters Messenger birth to let you know when you're package has been delivered. Thank you I. What is that on your wrist? Go this it's the watch judge Ovalles. What but it has snowed? No Mon- or markings instead. It appears to be made of glass and metal. What are those lines inside lied? And why is one moving. Oh these we call these hands. You have the tall one. It's the hour hand. The shorter one is the minute and the one that is moving as the seconds though technically they all move you see every time the second hand circles around the big short hands drift to the next number fascinating multi. Pasco is a good smart bird but I often dread his visits to the tunnel his fascination with human techniques his deliveries long every every time he drops off a package he catches hold of one of the many gadgets. The Human Ephesus carry and kept resist asking questions about them. What makes it worse is how much angel in choice it? He clearly loves having a lowly monster. Asking him about all the advancements cements made over the years his interaction sure between Pascal and MIA like night and day I get sneer swap Pasco smiles. It's infuriating. Tell me is this watch based on past human tech. Yeah every day we morella and junket allow us to recruit our ancestors inventions. Your species sees tech is so interesting I often wished I could visit your research department. Pick a few brains on how to improve monster tech. The silence is brief but of noticeable. None of feels the need to comment on the obvious. In theory it is possible for Pascal. Visit Humans Department as long as he requests an escort discord mission however. A thesis don't volunteer to take part in such assignments we to loyal to our regions. Besides Pasco go no monster would ever want to step foot on the human land and it could be said same vice versa. Well I should be going. Please keep my package safe. Yeah See of others. A today was busy one. I the meeting then tunnel. Tutti how does this keep happening separated by a window a window with whole suit. Tiny only buttons. This could fit through them and yet somehow I still keep coming home smelling I Kim. It's heavy into central impetuously. If I don't get my uniform clean soon. Smell a flood the house. I can already feel it lingering in my nose I need to hard. It seems my libido has been going haywire lately popping up random. Don't like your boy dragon libeling tunnel Tutti ever since I got tasked with guarding it. I haven't had time for dating or even a simple Hookup Cup. Maybe I'm the one who needs to go to for awful. That came from outside. WHO's out here? It takes me. A few moments to recognized is the body at first the limbs blend well in the branches of the tree. What the I walk over to the body hanging in the huge oak tree takes up most of my yard? Whoever this person is has been hurt bad there are cuts all over their skin? And the clothes aren't in any better shape speaking of which close a uniform of an Afi Saas but human one that that aroma I push away the couldn't have black hair that hides strangers face and I'm not at all surprised what I see. Angel Basket has has days was waste by the Mazda Boyfriend. Angel by Ben Russell Sherry by Sunday prince best buy JV advancing Pascale by Lewd Audio Elmer. By Kyle Nishimura Jamaa by J royal. Va Muster want him to voiced by Tom. And Jerry Brandon Jenkins music uses episode with. Call it near Bonaparte. Parts to buy land

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