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Like in the break room. All those dudes nine didn't treat. Did he was not telling them. Because it's clean. And i don't really feel like an s. t. You said raising choline is one in three isolated glean great to high school. Did you really. I played basketball game there and we'd beach also. I got that going for me. I was on the soccer team. We still saw. We call soccer players. Crafts ferries jazz. The and colleen go colin. Now we're lubi luby's i'm already recording grey's anatomy i was like i just gotta keep going stats. I'm just gonna leave the room embarrassed for the girls. The other day they were talking about. They didn't know the difference between mc dream steamy and was like the mix team is the finger. Apply dream is fucking skinny. As you know that. 'cause i made you watch it ourself. What's really how it is though like. Those doctors will be like ho are can be done tonight. I'm gonna go sit in the call room and the like fuck nurses or i mean it doesn't have to be like doctors and nurses it's just everybody fucks each other. Like the people in the cath lab. They'd be like oh honey. I got called in. i can't go home. Fuck this nurse. While i'm here like it like it's the big bucks i gotta take the hidden but we gotta people tonight will admit like fire fighters came in like you know and when i knew i was working overnight or weekends in the er and i would be in the most the time like i like would make my hair look cute and put on a little makeup. 'cause like those firefighters are fucking high and sore. Those paramedics cops like to flirt. A little t didn't care. I feel like that's normal though where it's like a hospital where there's a lot of women in their nurses i mean that's just how it is like. Most people in the medical field are women and most doctors unfortunately our men and fuck each other like. That's just how it is and you have a little baby doctor nurse hybrids become a doctor. Yeah you got a little smarter sean. Wow it's true. I mean still hurts. When did we give up on life. Sean when we give your a war hero. What do i have this over my life. You're a war hero. Eighty was he was actually in war. I was it. Yeah that's true. I mean i respect that. My father was in the army for twenty years and he didn't go to iraq or anything. Thank god i mean it helps us get our house. So i'll take the hooker in vegas. Was there so what city were you. Were you stay what you were in iraq right. Yeah we near like baghdad or any of the the big cities are been baghdad They're like brothels and shit baghdad or off. You would go. But like i say didn't go on. He goes to hookers vegas. Ao should go vegas. But like we're i'm the best pizza she's ever had so i'm better than hooker. I'm better than i am better than a professional better than that hooker. I'm better professional. I'm a professional. I had a condom on sarah. No i'm better than a professional. If i'm better than your hooker than i should be getting paid your be having husband shit. I mean tip every now and then would be nice. He gives you a tip. It's just got a lot of gruesome. Yeah hey oh you. Sarah do you have any poor finishes you watch born Sean already knows. Like i really like linda the plug and tricia pie tests. Tricia pay toss. I don't know how you really say her last name. Because they really live like heart she. She watches a lot of I do not watch a lot. I watched the people. I like and i liked him. Adam twenty two. He doesn't podcast and he's fucking hot and he fucks his girlfriend. Linda the plug. And i like to watch that linda linda l. e. n. a. Lena fleeing linda. Yeah she's hot. We're famous sean. She has a really big ass his pretty big dick. He's got tattoos all over. I really like him. he's hot. That's my vibe. Grew linen. She just yeah. Yeah yeah. she looks like work What's that that girl that does Riley what's her name riley read right. Yeah i've seen some of those. With kerr. linda the plug and riley riley read and tricia will get together. And i like those. You like lesbian porn. I work in mammal. So i don't like the boobs. I squished but i do like boobs. I dated a chick that shit like straight person. Straight guide grope hornbeck. I liked girl on girl on guy She guy porn because she said every time she watch porn and choking. I agree with that as soon as i see like. Somebody's smack some chicken face or grab and i'm just not into violence closer to one of the punched in the face and fuck. I don't even know he's fine. He's the biggest push over. teddy bear. Look aca base over there with like no. He's not mad. He's not a violent person now. He's a big country. My face that little laugh in the background. Because you get divorced. He's gonna play this podcast violent man. I did it real well. He wouldn't let me touch even the but but he puts me in the face. There's no reason to hear it but me don't condone. But i like them. So you know about shawn's poor fish. Yeah a little mom porn. Yea he's told me that before you know. He likes old chicks though that is true. He's told me that that's true. I like young turks at all jokes and middle aged. I just like chips but I think most girls like will i. Don't i obviously don't know. I think most girls like what they don't have so. I like thinner chicks. They don't have to have big tits like like thinner chicks with i like big asses though. I don't think it looks at a hot. I don't know that sounds really weird. Yada yada yada yada yada yada yada sex or something.

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