Listen: An Interlude Of Clarity With Judd Apatow | Encore
"There's never a good time to fall if your couch onto Martini Glass Knick a major blood vessel and begin losing a dangerous amount of blood but having this happened in the middle of a promising date is an especially bad time. I demonstrated this last spring while on my fourth date with Brazilian woman so beautiful. I was almost afraid of her her after dinner in a home Italian restaurant we walked back to the apartment had just moved into in Brooklyn living in the city for the first time without roommates I was eager to take advantage of my newfound. You found privacy and things were going. Well there's something romantic about drinking from fancy glasses in an unfurnished room full of unpacked boxes. Miles Davis's in a silent silent way spun on the record player. I was amazed to have gotten this far as my friends are sick of hearing it made no sense to me that a gorgeous woman in her early twenty s who spoke four languages at live on three continents with spending Saturdays with me a thirty one year. Old bookish type from Pittsburgh each outing felt as if if I were sneaking into an exclusive club at the end of the night I always feared I'd be discovered and asked to leave. I realized that meeting someone. Wonderful is the whole point of dating but actually being with someone wonderful can be too stressful for me to enjoy. This stress is typical for me. I've been on anti anxiety medication for about ten years and on daytime consistently ask myself. Was that the wrong thing to say. Do I seem nervous. Will obsessing about being nervous make me appear more nervous not unusual question to ask yourself when meeting new the people but for me they can be paralyzing. Even the evening goes well. I often appreciated only later in from distance as if it had happened to someone else like dating into third person so far my success with this particular woman had been an exercise ignoring the reality of it which apparently also led me ignore the reality of my surroundings in general ask unraveled herself from our embrace on the couch to use the bathroom. I fell into the after dinner drinks at left on the floor. The glass slicing into the soft underside of my upper arm. Uh when I looked down I glimpsed my exposed triceps and more blood than I'd ever seen in my life. The cut had gone nearly to the bone. This is not the first time a date it ended with me in the emergency room. I seem to have a knack for it. My College Gopher served under-cooked chicken that gave me hallucinations in a fever of one hundred and four years later my attempt to Cook Breakfast for another woman ended in second degree Burns after I managed to set fire to a paper towel but the severity of his injury. It's unfortunate timing and the fact that I was naked Bacon all broke new ground"