Listen: Jerry Jones, Pete Sampras, Andre Agassi discussed on Pardon My Take
"Cool guys, sweating like Under Armour gave him a press release, put an embargo on it for twelve hours. Let me carry the water for some more brands. Oh, okay. Next up, we have protect. The shield is Andre Agassi at this year. No, but I gotta make some fire shoes. He was great in the US open. That's all I know about the guy was he? Yeah, he was like the US open king thought that was Pete Sampras pizza too. But then Pete Sampras didn't work as hard. So Andre Agassi had Moreland Chevy Pete Sampras all time, body hair guy. Oh, huge here. Just fucking war sweater at all time. And as he went balder his his chest hair crept up closer to cover up. What is he if you if you gave Pete Sampras fifty more years on the tour, his chest hair would have overtaken his bald spot and he'd have a full head of hair. Again, Pete's amps. He's just he Pistol Pete. That wasn't actually what they call them, was it? Yeah, they did true if you're name's Pete in your athlete, your Pistol Pete. He Pistol Pete one one, two, three, four, five US Open's not to brag Pistol. Pete might have been the US open guy next up. We have a protect the shield. This is for. Jerry Jones and all his work for us out there trying to protect football by Andre Agassi only one to US open Scott, Pete Sampras king of US Open's anybody here I stand corrected you. You don't know your tennis peon. Neither do I had to Google it. Protect the shield, Jerry Jones. What is he doing? He? He basically came out and said what everybody was thinking, which is the NFL owners want an eighteen game regular season, right? Reduce the preseason two games. But Jerry Jones is a master of spin. So he said it would actually be safer for the players to play two more games. I actually kind of agree this man to be safe because you get you can't get injured in the preseason. If you take away to the preseason games. Now, listen, if you play well, you could also say, could be safer because if the season goes longer, there's less chance of getting arrested in the offseason. Oh that, yeah, that's a good point. Also for the owners, those are two more regular season games that Chris Christie will be buying concessions in your stadium. So that translates to three and a half million more. Yeah. Amongst amongst the players? Yes, it's actually good for their pocketbook to I as much as I love football. I do oftentimes think of the Mark Cuban like pigs, get fat, hogs go to slaughter, just chill out, Cheri. Let's just. Stick with maybe less preseason games. I'm cool with that, but let's I'm let's push for eighteen. Let's just make sure that the rules get implemented. The tackle rule doesn't fuck everything up. Let's do all this stuff then we can talk about it down the road. Yeah, Jerry Jones isn't one for subtlety though. I think he's just like he's banking. He's gonna get his eighteen game season before he dies. Yes, I think he might even be dead. Yeah. At this point, he's just like he's got a hand like Steven Jones. He went from cleaning his glasses to just weekend at Bernie's his dad or help tearing them. Yeah, that's what's happening. Are they are they? Is he his uncle or is that doesn't matter? I think this is that Jerry Jones has said he's everyone who's younger than Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones thinks he's our son, yes, pretty much. Hey, son go for that. Yeah, we have a stay woke. You have a stay woke. I do have. This is a big, stay woke that I stumbled onto today. Shout out Twitter user at j. chunks who alerted me to this j what j.."