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Miley cyrus? I tell you. Worker. Your dream come true kid porno, probably watch that video all the time on his porn, computer. His player contract is you're going to have to explain this to me because I never went to college. I'm a high school dropout chose to be a high school dropout had a chance to go to college decided. I'm burnt out. I'm not calling. Listen. I mean, honestly college did nothing for me except get me fat off of beer. All right. But you pay your college. Yeah. So I went to university of Missouri. And I went I was in a dorm the first year, we all get a dorms unless we go into a sorority, which I didn't do, but you go into the dorm, and you usually don't know many people, and it's like bare bones, you have you can put your time we had typewriters. But yeah. And maybe have a little TV maybe a little refrigerator. But that's it. The comfort. You got the typewriter show. You were going to college during the Vietnam war. You're pretty much, okay? Computers. But we didn't have we didn't have computers. We didn't. Yeah. It was like the computer lab we would have computers, but that's pretty much it for the comfort in your college dorm. You didn't have dogs or cats. You couldn't take your little animals to school with you will now you can apparently. But there's a little catch here, though, kids these days, I'll say, they're millennials. Right. Are they millennials if they're going to college right now? Yeah. Millennials generation Y. What's generation y generation confused guy? Anyway, whatever this college age group is they are now trying to bring their animals to school with them away with them, and they're doing it by become having their animals become a be deigned emotional support animals. So let me get this straight since I never went to college and had that experience. But you did we have now gone the full gamut from the days of animal house in. We're hoping that our midterm grades will really. Help our average. Now. Because you clowns on double secret probation since the beginning of this, Mr.. Secret probation. That means more slip up. One more mistake. And this fraternity of yours has had it will literally there our animals in the house now in dormitories did remember that was the days of total anarchy on campus wild and crazy fraternities sororities in the dorms outside the dorms animal house, which what we focused on when we thought of college life, you guys up for toga party. I think the idea of otter please don't do. This got news for your pal. They're going to nail us. No matter what we do. So we might as well have a good time..