Elon Musk, Kris K. Kepler, Andy Warhol discussed on Does This Happen to You

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Sets in the east twice a day, so using many moons as a reference for an expensive time would be a complicated term on Mars seven. Mars has low gravity. Normally low gravity wouldn't be a bad thing. Given my current weight but I'm kind of a KLUTZ. I have a hard enough time maintaining my balanced in Earth's gravity I could see myself falling down more on Mars and in slow motion probably would make my voice slowdown to when I'm falling like Oh! Up Third. Eight Mars has ugly skies and Sun Sets One scientist on Youtube. Said Mars has blue sunsets and yellow skies. He explained it's the way. Light is scattered and refracted or redacted Blah Blah something something whatever I just don't think I'd want to exist in an Andy warhol painting. I'm sure there are other things I could find wrong with Mars, but these are enough for now I can use these excuses when I get cornered by the time share salesman at the Mars Red Rock Haven condos kiosk at best pro. There are other options I registered the other day. Some German scientists found it earth like planet orbiting in the Goldilocks zone of a sun like our own. Or was it the Mary Mary quite contrary zone anyway. That earth twice the size of our home world with the catchy name Toy Daesh for five six dot. O. Four now see that's why astronomers and asshole physicists need more English and or marketing majors in their ranks. They're never going to sell anyone on going to a planet named Toy Deja four five six dot, four in these to be suppling like Volk Ron or Velcro, ler, cash or civilised, prime with a new name. It would look more promising. However, it is three thousand light years away and I. Don't think I could spare the time to get there even with Elon Musk driving. Thanks so much for listening if you enjoyed the story, let me know and share it with your friends. Follow me at Kris. K. K. Aria, twitter or Kris K. Kepler on facebook or check out my website. WWW Chris kepler dot com..

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