Listen: Jesus, Charlotte, Charlottesville discussed on Never Not Funny
"The military where, where are you calling from a non? I'm calling from Charlottesville, Virginia. Home of the Nazis. Well, see guile. Oh, god. Were you there for that were you there that day, just go down? Because theoretically part of that was a positive event. No doubt we. It's not fun but we were supposed to go down there in time for the counter protests, we started off the day at a bluegrass festival with my father-in-law and mother-in-law. Meanwhile while they're playing some lovely music. I'm on Twitter watching the carnage unfurl. So we ended up by the time we got back to Charlottesville, the military had arrived. So we had no part in not old nonsense. Well, how was the bluegrass though, that's actually? Focus on how horrible that probably was, it was distracting, I would have rather been watching the news. But yeah, I ordinarily like bluegrass. But when you're watching Nazis March through your town bluegrass is the worst possible. Soundtracks. Makes sense. You mentioned your mother on your father in law. Obviously, you're Mary then, and on. Or are you just going with the neighbors? And how long you been married? It will be sixth year in June, the more than half a year. It sounds like and wouldn't ever wife's know what Heffer half of decade, half a dozen years. There's a little more than half a decade is what I meant to say. Okay. But I have a year because I got the six in my head. I've lost my own talk. What's your wife's name Carolyn, Carolyn? In a non. Do you got kids? We do not. And you have a dog named after you, though you have a dog named after me. Wait, what Sarah Silverman, just jaw just dropped to the ground is if she was snapping gum. What is the dog's name? Well, it's Jimmy. Could have been shooter, one of my head many stupid nicknames. Well, I I'm very flattered. I'm very flattered. We had a first on the show yesterday, named their child after me. So that's a little bit. So you that didn't happen. But. What kind of dog is it now? No way. I'm allergic to dogs. Are you doing it to spite me? No, no, no. We're both also allergic dogs. We just love animals so much. So we are allergic to both our dog and our cat, but he is a gorgeous little rat, terrier arrest Q. So he's eight or nine or something, and he doesn't know any commands, but he's very cute and has he's got a hog on him. So he pees on his leg plot. I'm Cheri shuttle one fault. I got a second thought you saying hog. He's got a hog on them on the south. Hillbilly bluegrass listening to hillbilly dogs got a hog on it his leg all time. All right. We're done talking because I can't imagine that other Phil's going to come out of your mouth. Let me say Charlotte, Charlotte. Where are you calling from Charlotte, Boston? Boston mass, and now you guys are getting hit with some crazy storm right now. Right. I don't know. I haven't been outside today open window. Look outside Charlotte. You'd have to be outside and others weather going on I it doesn't look bad. All right. Well, I wish all the whole east coast wished shut down because of this. It's moving up from DC and moving north. I thought it was, I think it is coming on because I think it's called Petra. I think it's a storm Petra that'll time stamp this recording. Okay, because that's also the name of a very average Christian rock band. So made that joke to nobody, what's the best Christian rock, band Petra. I think all kind of the same. I don't dislike. I actually when I hear it. I was like, hey, this is a pretty good song. Then all of a sudden, then Jesus said, click Jesus good. Jesus song example, like Jesus take the wheel because TV from him. Let's go. A Patty Griffin. She has lot of Jesus he songs. Oh, she's going to be at large, on the twenty eight. I'm not going. All right. Okay. I also like the Doobie brothers saw that Jesus just Paul Ryan me. Oh, yeah. That was that Christian because he sounds kind of conflict. He's deceased. Alright like it's it's not he's not like she's she's sorry. I didn't hear that part. Turn it off before the whole Jesus album.."