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"Of every guests exist in the joy of every listener around Bianca Brady main feed main the main feed. Don't let guys a lot to talk about by the way coincidentally like your hair. You're always a joy but a lot in the Nash there so much to get through. Everybody's going to know hey. What is this Bianca. What is her personality. What her thoughts political issues social issues rush excited? Keith is like let's invite Bianca onto torture with Mike Classic bummer news episodes well. How how are you doing I in life in general great fantastic. Okay there we go to the Bianca segment. She really does move briskly along phrasing control. This one wants to get behind the pay wall. That's my twitter. She's got the whip for that. Felicity Huffman got fourteen fourteen days in prison a fortnight Sh- for the college admission scandal fourteen days fourteen days for scamming GAM ing this white collar crime right. Can we call it. Something pretty like white collar crime. It's the largest college and missing scam adverse the very first person prosecuted because she pled guilty not and threw herself at the mercy of the court with that said they recommend that a month and she said but that's too much and was able to somehow fourteen days. What did that said. She's the only one that the media at least publicly immediately said guilty. I'm so sorry but it's not that it's not just like a getty. You're guilty. You're sorry that's a good plea bargain right but it wasn't in just. You're trying to get your daughter into school. There was an entire new fundraise. There was like a fake a what did they put together that they're funneling handling money into this into a company that doesn't exist in order for them to get their kids in high into college. It's such a big crime. Timmy to me like you have people in jail over joint fucking marijuana. You know like people just getting into a physical fight on a Saturday night. You got people in there hair for way longer than this. I'm reading about a woman she's convicted of casting a provisional ballot in two thousand sixteen when she was on superfly supervised release for twenty eleven eleven tax fraud conviction so this woman's jail she. I she's allowed on release. She signed she voted and so she got five years for doing that and she's like an felicity. Huffing got fourteen months. Oh this is such bullshit if this if this doesn't scream bullshit to you I you're probably still sleeping right. Yeah wake up sheep will allow everyone. Everyone go to jail forever. That's hemmed to stay. Put yourself in jail. Sign yourself out when you think it's right. You probably giving yourself wrong right. You should stay in there forever. I guess I said fourteen months fourteen days of course Felicity Huffman fourteen fortnight. That's nothing nothing. Is that really what a fortnight meets cool Here's the thing about felicity though she's a good actress. We need see a lot of shelter she. She worked it in the court. She did like I think she did the best she could like from a PR standpoint where she was in the courtroom going like I fucked up like I'm so sorry you're saying for price. Raising ironically money got her out to well. I know I think she just she just she knew how to work it where she's like you know she feels she allegedly feels bad or she seems seems like she feels bats. That makes her seem a little bit less evil well. That's still is money because that is a high paying team telling you exactly what to say and how to behave casinos how to act these are the words as Keith you recommend for for her for her punishment. Death sure yeah if we're talking about a wonderful world yes but I hear your tone so what's the point but Lori Law. I'm asking yes. Yes is dead of a fortnight at night. You should be put to death but you know a year would be pleasurable to me short one year one year into celebrities. That's like five years. Let's be honest. Turn turn shouldn't be a difference but there is three months at a time so that's considered a year right yeah right. They call seasons years. Give her a season yeah. I let a twenty six six episode season. It's called a three camera sentence and then is what I was. GonNa say Lori Laughlin. I I guarantee whenever Felicity Huffman said guilty. Lawrie was like he could have called me. A witness said I'm not guilty now. She's going to have to get a lot more time than felicity and a principal. I why do think so. Even if it's a month it's got to be more than fourteen days. You think principal has to do with any of this shit. Yes yeah yeah. It's all the game you you don't make the system look stupid and at the system system was willing to give somebody that says not guilty fourteen days. That's as guilty fourteen days than somebody that does not guilty and we caught. You has to get more well. Can I just tell you a month and fourteen days would be no difference to me. I understand like being in jail. You feel the difference but this is still the same crime and it's still a bullshit sentence. That's the sentence fourteen. Days was the last time people got fourteen days for something. That was this big. It's huge. It's a scandal Laughlin fifteen days exactly the second that saw yeah. I wonder if it's too late for Laurie to go. I thought about it in the guilty three dancer yeah for felicity fourteen days for Laurie death the minute we got yet. Mitt Mike Soren Tino from the Jersey shore the situation while the switch is free. It was in jail for tax evasion eight months right eight months now now. He's out and he can go to the gym do his laundry way. He wants to get a Tan. Do you think that he was on laundry duty in jail the whole time 'cause he's like guys didn't give because that's what you want. One go put Emerald Goss Ego's the jail and you put them in the kitchen. If I think about it pretty much all you do in jail is gym Tan laundry so she was always always been there. Do you think this it is fair where he got eight months and she got fourteen days. You don't think that's gaming the system the same system you. You don't think that's tax evasion when you're starting a company and I know she didn't start the company but she knew exactly what that company was four and that was what do you call when you don't pay tack while. You pay less tax guaranteed bat you felicity Huffman. Ice Soom can carry herself even lawyers are doing the work can carry herself better than a the situation who Ooh upon being released from jail tweeted out turn up we free. I think Felicity Huffman is going to act a little humble my point being that's their character director. He couldn't get less than eight months if he tried because he's like. I want some jungle juice. I'll make some vodka drinks for. It's like now you have to go to jail the Sich totally hey what I do. Oh that's one thing you can say you definitely have to go to prove that you know the money and the you're the you can fake the sister. He's not an actor. She is right but when you're on one of these TV shows reality shows don't think you can can get away from your taxes. You're on the show. A lot of people do that. Though I think it's the same thing as felicity you know just looking around being like like a lot of people do this probably fourteen days later. She really learned a lesson one fortnight. Oh home I I read. That's somebody wrote I bet she's GonNa learn the same amount in jail for fourteen days than her daughter will imprison in in prison than her daughter will in school for for four years it makes sense. The saddest part was her daughter didn't know about it until the whole thing broke and her daughter was like you really didn't believe in me. I really didn't think I could go to college. That's so rude I didn't call. I'm an idiot but right correct but at the same time it's like come up. I don't know why you got me into rowing. I never wrote about in my life but anyway that's true like she wasn't helping her daughter to where she wanted to go. She's helping herself figure out some shit. That known was interested in a wonder. If that's what Lee celebrities they meet each other at dinner and most people you talk about how their kids are. Doing you think those celebrities they talk about the rich people they talk about what they did for their kids illegally. Oh really I think so. I think the real winners in this situation are the non famous participants in the scam because there's like you know dozens of parents who are implicated but we're only talking about Felicity Huffman and Laurie Laughlin Flynn 'cause they've been on TV. What about you know some John Rogers Yeah. What about him alot yeah but don't know any of the other ones uh-huh yeah those other people probably get a bigger sentence because they have well. No they have money also so who gives a shit. I don't announce the names of the bad people I think about the victim victim Caesar the following kids that could not get into school on their own merits. These are the down masses of our future. He's speaking of which Saturday Saturday night live. Saturday night. Live was coming on the ear. Lets that it's September twenty eighth when it begins. It's a weekly comedy show. It's on it's on television at its late that it's alive but it's live and woody. Harrelson will be the first guest and this he again he is. He's in many movies and whatnot always plays himself. Okay wait. Can you start the beginning. Can you imagine this. You're in so much trouble. I'm just fucking with Keith now. I'm sorry audience. Let him get the get to the news of even three new cast members Boeing Yang. Yes yes Khloe Feinman and Shane Gillis ooh tough one so it's supposed to be the greatest day of these three peoples lives of course and bone you could here on our show keeping girl dot com slash. Bo Anyang when Yang I know at least one of the two shows he was on a is a youtube thing you can see him great very funny. Guy Asian first Asian right in history on SNL Okay Justice and now you've found an aide funny guy right wow I won well then we mentioned the other guy that was hired Shane Shane Gillis and why Bianca's go is because a lot of information that was popping up and I wanted to be very clear when I say this not his past cancel culture people are talking about me and if you really think about it it's like everything is the past like right now l. what I just said. That's the frigging past kief right well. This is pretty much is recent and apparently very homophobic. Whether it's making jokes Chenault they're homophobic. They're the racists here's Shane on pod his podcast and of last year chinatowns fucking nuts. That's crazy. It is full fucking in China the Chinese down. I wonder how that started. They just built one fucked up looking building people like all right. No one said anything chinks. Thanks live there. They build these fucking like huge Shanghai. The first one fury like what are you guys doing here first of all so. There's more than I'll play Chinatown New York. Yes okay yeah I assume so because the podcast he does in here in New York audio. Quality is so offensive thank you. That's what above me and I'm like Oh. I guess that's not their own audio. It's not a big deal but then I heard more and it gets bad so I fuck is their point so sa Chinatown Chinatown were surprised to see Chinese people. They don't get it so they're everywhere. Though it's fair that's all I got. I'm trying to town some buildings is China is trying to plan it through everywhere so snl hires Bo and Yang and then they go okay but for the other the point of view this Guy Chinatowns fucking nuts. It's crazy. It is full fucking China Chinese down. I wonder how that started. They just built one fucked up. Looking building and people were like no one said anything chinks live there well. They built these fucking huge Shanghai. The first one month's fury created everyone. Are you guys doing here. These ducks the guy. We're talking about him. He's the he's the one that sounds like he has chew in his mouth. Is he like slurring. Yes anthem Mantha can cool. You know what yeah true also. I'm always like how can there be so many fucking restaurants down here. alrea spoke as you go in. There's like one in person eating ever trucking down neuters. I Hate I hate food at trial. NEUTERS is fun racist way to say noodles. I guess that's how Asians talk and I think he just bird. No He's doing racist voice. That's up as the judge low. You got to go to jail. uh-huh listening. Chinese foods are very dishonest cuisine. I don't even want to think about Vanity fucking. Don't give me for can start. It's okay. I'm I'm trying for. SNL In another month the only can give me fuck in Starkville how funny I putting their food to make it delicious dude they so he just said the food was the richest fucking serious. SNL This is the podcast just was his auditions well in all fairness. The puck is called Matt and Shane Secret podcast so is the secret can't guys everybody's leaves. Drop it on diaries now. That's why the Ku Klux Klan hide their faces with sheets. It's like their secret.."