Listen: Swanky Kong, Dixie Dixie, Congo Bongo Island discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast
"Full arc of the campaign shot. This is our infinity. BOSTON DOT COM. This has been long promised since April Book Club as we said that if we got three thousand reviews we would do a DVD adventure in the donkey Kong Country Universe and we now have nearly five thousand so this is long overdue. I can't wait for Nintendo window to cease and desist our podcast just mere episodes before we finish campaign ads. We're so sorry. We've been sued by Diddy Kong. We've been sued by rare in sued by litigious Kong lawyer cousin Probably be Swanky Kong. I would think would be the lawyer. Mostly family called Casa. Thank you guys got so much for reviewing the show and getting the word out. This is going to be a non canonical adventure. What train cons? It'll so so this'll be a non cone. Concha call adventure featuring our band of boobs and maybe just maybe some of our favorites. We'll see Jack Squat about decay you notice. I chose not to curse there in case someone from Nintendo decides to listen to this. This this is an seek out the next other writers of the next donkey. You're listening. I Know Jack Squat about Donkey Kong. Right Yeah I I only know the first three. SNES Games. And I didn't look anything up. I just wrote a bunch of my own lawyer based on the very little that I know no but I think that's the way to do it so without further ado no cursing this episode. Listen to this with your the whole family on Thanksgiving. I tell you what I have planned to. Don't ask anyway. Welcome to Congo Bongo island everyone. Let's catch catch up with our band of boobs so you guys are on the storm born. Yeah you're between adventures you're flying towards smugglers bounty hoping to get in an actual vacation. In this time. They cleaned it all up. I control wind and we get their perfectly. There is a sweet summer Zimmer breeze it does appear that you're going to be able to get to smugglers bounty by tomorrow. And you can hear the sounds of Siegel squawking and the crashing of waves below. But long before you get to the coordinates of smugglers bounty hunter you see a different tropical island and you begin to hear cannon fire everyone go ahead and give me perception checks this island. Last time we came sixteen eighteen eighteen. Twenty one wow. So the captain. So the Kosovo Captain Captain hard-won shore foots of missions. Always looking ever vigilant has never missed anything in the entire campaign. You look over the side of the storm born and you see the source of the cannon in fire. All around this island are these floating barrels that hang in the sky. Some of them are static. Just hanging there in the air but others move around some are spinning in different directions and you can see them shooting some kind of apelike creatures between them and suddenly you see okay. One barrel aims up towards the storm born and shoots a large ape at you. He sails through the air towards the storm. Dorm born Mike Hey Travelers. Welcome to Congo PAGO. I this ape shoots over the deck back and Pierce's one of your sales. The rigging Christ immediately begins rocking. You see the ape up in the crow's nest scrambling to fix it. He wears nothing but a red tie that says de que and he's just scrambling to fix it and he goes the Geez. I'm really sorry folks. Suddenly to more monkeys spent one has a red cap and tanktop another has a pink pink beret and a matching shirt with a long ponytail. Don't worry we'll help you see the two monkeys run over to the wheel and start Yankee in different directions. The storm born immediately begin spinning out of control. All right all right. I know what's going on here. y'All heard lor that there's a Druid who can awaken awakened beasts. Come into SIP from backup. Who has to be awakened you see diddy Kong polls the wheel off of the store or board and it goes who weakened try a wig and cranky from one of his nap? The storm born starts going in a tailspin and this is such a serious case. I think even I couldn't awake leave. We'll be beg please. And we'll falls off. Dixie Dixie gets caught in it. I've heard of taking the wheel but this is ridiculous. Did they write all this down. Sir Can I do it inside. Check to see if but saying but this is ridiculous is kind of like a colloquialism of our talks. Okay that's GonNa be eighteen eighteen. These are purchase words like a religious utterance. Okay so hi my name's Mooch. I Research Simon but this is ridiculous. The store this storm born is in horrible Tailspin Tailspin and crashes into the land below. God Debit so Colo- you're all high enough level that you survive comfortably enough but the storm born is destroy house. Daddy look how did this is my dad's ship you. I'm sorry living creature. I gotTa make sure These guys look de que. Diddy Dixie look banged up like how they look if you get a game over no. They've got bandages over their eyes and stuff and black is. I instantly healed them. Oh thanks little buddy little buddy. Yeah the sound of that. I thought I was little bloody HAMAS little buddy to excel in discontent amongst the. I'm sorry it just being a little buddy feels really nice now. I've heard of having a best friend but I guess I bend the knee really took all the fifth. I will be your little buddy to the bigger buddy. Oh Nice to meet you my name's donkey Kong and this year's duty and Dixie pleasure. So where are we. You're you're on Congo Bongo Island. Sorry about that. It's okay. It's okay you guys over there ship and as a fair point you look over at the ship you see. It's completely broken in half the back. Half off of the deck is just sinking in the water near shore and the front half of it is just crashed up on the rocks. Yeah I believe I believe my lawyer can put in writing for us But I you know you did sort of invade our boat and sink it so we need. We need something to get to smugglers bounty. So if you ask just show us your boats selection will pick out one that works for us or maybe if you have someone that can help prepare our our shift. That would be great if you can replace it with a boat of equal sentimental value to my family. That would be fine. Do you have one that my deceased father except for me a year really SEWRI. Don't have shipped to your dad but I do know someone who could fix it. Okay that'll work pop stand-down PAPA has is burying his teeth. DIDDY DIXIE hop up. I've been down. Yeah Funky can fix anything. Are you sure you sound system. I hold up a broken Solo Cup. Then you hear a voice is echoing through the jungle. Did somebody say funky so police say. Suddenly you see Rod ass. Ask a with sunglasses and BANDANNA carrying a surfboard flies in on a flying barrel. We gotta get some of these barrels. Ace there are barrels everywhere. You are welcome to just jump in a barrel I wanna do that thing like they do at cvs when you buy a toilet paper and and they and they put like the little pieces of little pieces of tape to make a handle. Do you know what I'm saying. I want to do that onto a barrels barrel cannon. A barrel backpack. Yeah Yeah you grab one out of the INNUENDO funky. He shows up and looks at you guys and he goes what's up. Dude Scott's wipe out just be bit beef anything. These apes crashed the boat. Yeah these guys are always causing trouble. They call them adventures but a more like misadventures. This the quietly mutters. This is ridiculous. I close my eyes wide open by third I reference it's ridiculous Beverly has taken off his bray and put on a green baseball cap on. It looks good on your a little. Buddy Hey I would take off my pants but I feel like that's inappropriate. I'll just sells they like I am but I am wearing a tank top now. What do you think you're actually really new to us? We're agrees to seeing apes with all their hair. You guys naked apes that's funny. Yeah 'cause like you because we wear clothes but actually the fact that are we don't have firm makes says very naked do us. Isn't that interesting. It is well I mean moonshine is kind of a little bit naked right now even loss. Forgive me when I put put my when I put my backpack on my overalls fell down. I forgot to fix bad. You just Kinda had the arm things over your breasts. Yeah he yeah he's actually nice modesty. Maybe you should just aware that barrel as outfit I gotTa like just using this draft draft. So you guys see Funky Calls out into the jungle and goes all right boys Liska to work orrick or should I say play full funky time you see. Emerging from the jungle eight bipedal crocodiles all and workman suits carrying tools and logging equipment. funky begins directing traffic. You taxis like US equipment you see. funky looks at huge skills. Look you talking about down there. The Great Crocodile Taxi You See Donkey Congo's though these are they used to be from a group called the Kremlin's but now the Kong's czar friends. There's a new era of peace together. Now this is true ridiculous Punky Goes Krog and Craig you guys get to work on the deck dizzy. You fix up the sales crush build a hammock. You can see all the lizards get to work fixing up your ship. You see funky stand in front of it crosses his arms and Kinda nods and then gets into his hammock and goes. Yep should be finished but tomorrow morning. ENGA- catch you later starts taking a nap. I mean I've heard of middle management but this at this ridiculous I guess while we're hanging out. I want to try out some of these barrels. That's true can I look to see like a real tasty bird in the sky and cannonball it. Please don't kill ever native creatures here okay. That's a fair a fair request. I respect the needs of whatever country I'm in before it was all you know Zoro against ape but recently the deserts have been working with the cons but it feels kind of weird after all the wars So so there's an era of peace on here. So what do you do with your cannonballs. Then well really we've just been kind of rocketing around and then we hit your guys ship. We've only been at peace for like eight months here. How a a new piece? Yeah anyway you guys are kind of bleeding. Were messed up. Why don't we take you back to crank? He's place we can tell you all about. It would would love love to do that. Yeah you're sure my boats in good hands here You See funky throws at the hang loose sign. Well we can do that in his sleep. Amazing can we take one of these cannons too cranky place you see funky pops up and he goes. I actually reinvented the canons. So that's GONNA cost you. We are business after all. funke's flight CD. You have like you use that. Hang loose freely that it makes the concerned about carpal tunnel actually do have some pretty weak Iraq carpal tunnel funky gone I use cleansing touch to heal his carpal tunnel. Yeah thanks man absolutely now. I think that'll cover our payment. I'll say that's good for one barrel fantastic mistake you put the barrel. Put the barrel in the bags. We make belmore carry the barrel. Yeah Yeah also here. Hey But how do you feel about this concept from the wreckage. I thought I was dead. Belmore honestly I did too. I was asleep under the deck slab. Belmore in the back and slowly pull the giant Shard of wood August. I've heard a sprint splinters. But this is ridiculous. It's ridiculous ridiculous going magical phrase because it donkey Kong through the forest to crankiest cabin this little Tree House Hut with a tin roof. It's all the way up in the trees but there are rope swings here you see donkey. Okey diddy and dixie quickly jump and swing from rope to rope until they're inside. Cranks cabin guys wanted to go ahead and make athletic streps Try to keep up gladly. Okay I feel like showing off so many us one of my rage is to do with advantage. Okay Nat Twenty the twenty. Yeah Twenty. Kong's Real Nice job little buddy. Did everyone get a net twenty but me in sixteen hard one yours falling behind. And you see Dixie and diddy turn turn around and go look the most like a congress shirt oh move like one."