Britney Spears, Congress discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

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Up <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> <Speech_Female> <SpeakerChange> <Laughter> <Speech_Music_Male> <Speech_Male> millions of <Speech_Music_Female> people. That's <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> like britney spears dads <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> don't wanna party <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> because he gonna write his <Speech_Music_Female> own checks <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> and no one <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> express this anger <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> better than frederick <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> douglass. In a speech <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> he gave on july <Speech_Music_Female> fourth eighteen <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> fifty two <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> where he told white. Americans <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> that <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> the existence of <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> slavery in this country <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> brand <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> republicanism <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> as a sham <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> your humanity <Speech_Music_Female> as a base pretense <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> and your christianity <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> <SpeakerChange> as <Speech_Music_Female> a lot <Speech_Music_Female> right. <Speech_Female> That was a reach straight <Speech_Female> from the library <SpeakerChange> of congress. <Speech_Female> I <Laughter> would have been like. Yeah <Laughter> and your wig. Lugubrious <Laughter> your <Speech_Music_Female> petticoats. <SpeakerChange> Malek <Laughter> horse balls <Speech_Music_Female> and you would teeth <Speech_Music_Female> got her mice <Speech_Music_Female> which you <Speech_Music_Female> all dying of consumption <Speech_Female> ass. <Speech_Female> <SpeakerChange> I know <Laughter> when. I see it <Laughter> <Speech_Music_Female> but <SpeakerChange> then <Speech_Music_Female> the civil war <Speech_Music_Female> happen <Speech_Female> and <Speech_Female> it completely <Speech_Female> flipped the script on july <Speech_Music_Female> fourth <SpeakerChange> especially <Speech_Music_Female> in the south <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> because now <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> lack people could actually <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> celebrate freedom <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> and white <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> southerners were in no <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> move to celebrate <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> the independence of <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> a country that had <Speech_Music_Female> just what there <Speech_Music_Female> s so suddenly <Speech_Music_Female> independence <Speech_Female> day became an <Speech_Female> almost exclusively <Speech_Female> black holiday <Speech_Female> in the former confederacy. <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> Black people <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> have picnics. <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> They watch fireworks. <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> They <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> recited the emancipation. <Speech_Female> Proclamation <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> could actually <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> celebrate freedom <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> and white <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> southerners were in no <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> move to celebrate <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> the independence of <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> a country that had <Speech_Music_Female> just what there <Speech_Music_Female> s so suddenly <Speech_Music_Female> independence <Speech_Female> day became an <Speech_Female> almost exclusively <Speech_Female> black holiday <Speech_Female> in the former confederacy. <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> Black people <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> have picnics. <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> They watch fireworks. <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> They <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> recited the emancipation. <Speech_Female> Proclamation <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> and the <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> thirteenth amendment <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> would sounds like <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> spun except for <Laughter> remodel documents. <Laughter> I <Laughter> <Advertisement> don't know maybe if they put <Laughter> <Advertisement> like a veto <SpeakerChange> it <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> or something <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> sleep <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> involuntary <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> servitude <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> except as punishment for <Speech_Music_Male> crimes. The <Speech_Music_Male> putty show <Speech_Music_Male> <Speech_Male> shall exist within <Speech_Music_Male> the united <SpeakerChange> states. <Speech_Female> Now <Speech_Female> it's no surprise. <Speech_Female> That racist whites didn't <Speech_Female> like black people celebrating <Speech_Female> their <SpeakerChange> freedom from <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> racist whites <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> so they decided the party. <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> Add to stop. <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> starting in eighteen. <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> Seventies <Speech_Music_Female> white mobs began <Speech_Music_Female> attacking <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> black gatherings on july <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> fourth and stone <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> the state <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> legislature passed <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> laws banning celebrations <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> near black neighborhoods <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> pushing <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> parades out <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> of city limits <Speech_Music_Female> and even forbidding <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> street vendors <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> from setting up foods <Laughter> saw the black areas. <Speech_Female> <SpeakerChange> Do <Speech_Female> you know how raise this. <Speech_Female> You have to beat <Laughter> a want less donald <Laughter> cake. <Speech_Female> Basically these racist <Laughter> lawmakers were the <Laughter> original barbecue <Speech_Music_Female> back <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Music_Female> and sobbing black celebrations. <Speech_Music_Female>

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