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"Ask. They just say I neon that the difference difference right and we used to make fun of the YELP reviews. I think yelping generals kind of a joke is. If you're if you're going on Yelp you you have an agenda. Everyone everyone needs to have a problem. So wow that's so funny you got in trouble. For that was very stergios knock off the dysentery jokes. It's Ron and she does. She know you personally. I've known I've known this family for twenty years. We're close you're that close. And she she take a shot at all never want dysentery. She wants dysentery associated with peach tavern. Right the oldest continuous running tavern covered in America. I had diarrhea yesterday but I wasn't a lot from our case. No that would be because they got two kids in school so they come home every day with a new. It's unbelievable walking walking Germaphobe. Mike we put them in has met suits. Yeah Yeah. Suzy can hold from school. Because we don't want that Shit Right. You WanNa hear good poop story. It's all about really comedian. Our job I started off doing fucking bathroom humor and Anthony Clock next comedy star. Of course I was at northeastern university and Anthony Clock. Every Monday night it was anti clock he was the MC and it was me. It was is bill. Burr Dane Cook. Matter of fact back then Dame Cook wasn't a Solo Act. He had remember. It was a duo. The monkeys Yeah of course every Monday night like I was sort of like the fourth comic from the headliner. Where Dame good me and said he Clark Lenny Clark with popping up in I gotta slate out because obviously me and bill burr our good friend? You started with Bill Bright Day Austin. Yep Dane Cook Yeah Day. No Patrice. O'Neal oh my agent represented Patrice O'Neal really yes. She was one of the pallbearers at his. As you know I was one of the pallbearers. To in my regal hurts yeah I saw the wheels on that say we. We weren't went to that we we'll we'll sit in and he he was. He was a big boy. I remember what he did a he was doing one of those like comedy Central Roast and you you know how like before the comedy comedian comes up. The person on the on the Mike will make fun of everybody and they were making fun of him. It was diabetes about dying and it fucking any any fucking happened. That's what happened with coral. He started this Hashtag releasing and off and on the podcast. I'm like coral. You'RE GONNA die over a Hashtag. Yeah not thinking that the guy would actually die on us. But I wasn't. I wasn't sure because like I started following cal after repeats and his stick was. He's at this diner. He's at McDonalds. What is at White Castle eating smoking? Oh King it always drinking and I wasn't sure if that was the act or that was him. Oh tell me was that was that really. So he's really eating the fucking food. Yeah but but but in the last year or two. He was eating a lot less but he was trying. A lot of different was making a conscious effort but he was having health problems. Well Yeah Yeah I mean there were many times. We'd walk the streets and we would stop because he was getting chest pains and I was on my car when you get to take care of that even as and like this past August I was down lock bond and we went to get doughnuts. Yes we podcast doughnuts. Yeah we had to stop in the middle of sidewalk and he grabbed his. Oh Man Jesus and I said I knew. I didn't know what was wrong. When you're gonNA take care of that shit and he and he actually told me in the fall when I get locked oxypan up and get into a better polite which which has he? Oh my bad for Gephardt's with a little frothy. Thank you guys. It happens to be my birthday today. Thaw to happy birthday January. You happy birthday dear mom too you Beautiful Wow beautiful beautiful matt thank you very much. Yeah Yeah I'm GonNa make a wish. Yeah everything's on the house. Hey thank you thank you and you get a little hog. That was all that was nice all right so you started up in Boston with bill. o'byrne birding continue about Nick's comedy stop. This is how long ago it was because billboard fucking brilliant but you know I built acidly famous now bill Burr is. He's he's for me. He's update with Dave Chapelle. Sure fucking absolutely honestly. Can I tell you you're obviously a comedian. So you'll you'll get this. I love Dave Chapelle Netflix special. I loved bill burs specialist. I thought bill burs was better. I really did there because soon. I'm glad he said it whenever I say. Oh you're from Boston. Everyone thinks I'm fucking racist. Yeah I mean they're not far off though like I know you guys still segregate every that was when I lived up there for three years ago it was the most amazing part. They put everybody on their place yet. It's I'd like what year is this and I'm not joking. In the middle of the day could be fucking one hundred in the afternoon. And you'll hear some of these Irish kids saying. Can I say the word on her. No no no no. No let's say. Hey and hey would you doing what are you doing. What are you doing here like? What would you do in like downtown like really? What in the middle of the day? Yeah it's pretty. It's pretty bad I can walk into McDonald's right around the corner here. You'll what time is it. It's around. Three o'clock we'll we'll hear it one hundred times because all the kids who each other. It's got to the point with the high schools though it doesn't matter what color you are right. Everyone says it now is sort of like a cool thing to say. But you gotta it'd be a lot younger but what I'm saying being you're are sitting around saying we're going to get into the face younger white kids with their black friends in front of that McDonald's round the crater they. I use that word like it's like it's law. That word is changed now. When they're saying they're saying it almost like a like a like a terms of Durham? It might might Mike my brother in Boston if white guy saying that to a black guy. It's still it's still still Boston. Austin is ten to fifteen years behind everyone else. I remember the first time for the Saint Patrick's Day parade. The first time that the the gays and Lesbians Irish gays labors were able to March. It became a huge scandal because the police officers lining lining the route. Were fucking throwing Spitting on them. Given the finger. Police wasn't a percent one hundred percent one hundred percent. Wow and the person person who videotaped it was my mother because my mother my mother's lesbian and this is why would be bit confused guy. My mother's lesbian okay. Her partner was Mary Kennedy. She's a third generation Kennedy and they and this is pretty famous famous publication. They publish the pink pages. It's a gate a gate publication for the gay community. It's it's essentially a tour guide province penal P. Town Providence Quebec Quebec Miami. So they had at the time besides their publication. They had a public access channel so they were the first so for the public access channel. They videotaped the break. It was the first time that gays and lesbians could much and they're the ones that captured the police. The Boston cops throwing throwing soda cans rocks spitting Middle Finger. It became a big scandal because of the videotape. My mother provided. No kidding. Yeah let's get into so so what. She always a lesbian. So I said to my mother so I said to my mother. I'm like like why did you even have me and I would assume she was married to your father and then figured out. So it's you've gotta live with my mother. My mother came from a very strict Orthodox background. Okay so my mother's in her thirties and my father wasn't married because my father's five five five four hundred pounds. I don't mean a lot. That's a rough sunol. 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