Listen: San Francisco, Emily Heller, Anthony discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"And I'm curious I'm close to tears cleaning out my dorm room when the phone rings. It's my grandma. Does Anthony heard you're dropping out of school today? How come? I said, you know, God damn well how come grandma? Because you wouldn't give me any money. Anthony, let me ask you this. Did you read your bible, and I just hung up the phone? I'm so pissed off. Took everything out of that room. Last thing I took off the shelf. The last thing I took out of that room was that bible my grandma giving me. Took it off the shelf held in my hands. I'm for the first time, I actually opened it up and right there on the very first page my grandmother's handwriting. It said fuck you. Those Anthony jazz will Nick read your bible from his album comedy central album thoughts and prayers right came out in two thousand sixteen good year two thousand sixteen what were you doing? What are your in kindergarten? So I just finished my fifth birthday. I love was and San Francisco playing the clips that we played were recorded. We got James Davis was recorded Oakland, California. Probably this is the theme. This is not the theme. It's just something. I just noticed woke. We'll guy. Wait, let's go through Maria Bamford recorded in Portland, and then Emily Heller special recording Seattle. So yeah. So Pacific northwest. What else is in San Francisco cluster fed? I'm twenty to the twenty third. I would die for a class, you calmest, Nicole. Yeah. I'll be there. Fuck. Yeah. Dude. I wouldn't miss it for the world. Let's go. Let's go to that. When we get out to the press lets I like to go to that place. You ever been to the stinking rose? No, okay. It's a restaurant in little Italy. Okay. Lee restaurant in little Italy. First of all, we don't talk about on this podcast a lot sonic their sponsor. So no in announcing monster this podcast. Oh, yeah. In and out. It's good. Yes. Good good. Good words. They good thoughts. Good words in and out. We'll go to in San Francisco going to go to the stinking rose. Okay. Because it's garlic everything they have garlic ice cream. Garlic everything. It's like, yeah. My mom. The first time I ever went to San Francisco. I actually went what my mom two thousand six which went on vacation. And we went to Alcatraz. She was like, let's go to this place. So it's like a place. I would never go to what my friends are on comedy. But it's like some mom shit to do bomb shit. You know, I wrote the trial ease, and it was like the. The best trip. And and she took me to the stinking rose, and I fucking loved it. And now, I always go back there. So my treats thinking rose cluster fast, I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy you lunch because you're millennial and you don't have any fucking money. What I think it'd be like only millennials have lunch. I was like you caught me. I I got. got. Okay. Do you wanna guess the theme of the theme of? So the first clip her was Emily Heller talking about her grandma. Then we got James Davis about social media Maria Bamford over forty dating. And then we finished it all with Anthony Johnson next read your bible here by I think that theme right here is over forty dating social media, grandma. Anthony Chessel talked about grandma grandma's. Our older older women all I guess, it's the thing I figured it was our third episode where over the hill or pros where we're tired. Here's a stupid question that I stall. But I'm going to ask you in any way live on the podcast who if you have to get a hand job you had to get a hand job. It's a it's a must what you have to. Would you rather get paid, grandma or grandpa? You have to answer the question not going to answer that minds my grandpa. I would also choose your grandpa. Homerun alleyoop the Cowboys. Do you joke about getting older a favorite joke about getting older?."