Listen: Montreal, Jeremy, Julie Andrews discussed on Turn Me On
"You WANNA talk about sex comes it down who's into sex or just keep walking legs having sex to have sex all the time. This is the podcast for you. Hoes look there smiling they do have. Are you guys on your way to have right now. Maybe keep going just go have sex. That's coming up some things we WANNA talk to you about all right well. We don't have our intro music. This is a bit of a weird interest so let's let's talk about sex commands it down. Let's pretend the music's enough sacks. Come on this guy this guy down you guys. Maybe you've definitely had sex police once. We're we'RE GONNA talk about sex. It's fine that babies too young to know or no. We're talking about. Okay you to hide behind me to their you your behind bleachers. You've you know all about it occurred. Let's say okay. Let's assume that the music's plan ext getting to know you getting to know how about you baby. I Lo- my love or you talk about some sex yeah yeah I only recently realized how sexual the lyrics of that classic Julie Andrews Song Are. I don't know who Julie Andrews is. The sound of music wait like the the music in that later but yeah wait hold on. I don't know if she wrote it but she definitely sang it. I hate musicals hunting it my way but nicely definitely she knows what's up a that could be that could be sexual depending on the person and that the song is getting to know you suck name that this game is based off of you got a game there. I have a game has has ready for the hold on Jesus. Christ can't hear you slow down. Slow down. Slow down slow down. Sometimes I get really excited. I know I can tell you very that's okay but here's the thing we're doing a live show. Let's introduce what's happening right now because there's some people here sitting and they they know what I mean they sell them. You know what the fuck is going on. Some of them might not know what's going on. I hold it first question. I love getting to know you is have you learnt. Have you listened to. I heard you I what's his podcast called. Turn me on podcast. Couple people have not heard our podcast okay great okay. That's what I thought everybody a little introduction. My name is Jeremy. Saunders name is Brian Mcclain and together. We are the duo behind Termi on podcast and variety center so so excited why don't you why don't you take the reins and explain to people what what turned me on so turn me on was born because we we have a deep curiosity about talking to people about what it's like to be a human being who is a sexual being so someone who has sex or doesn't have sex but this is all a part of our biology and so maybe let's interested in to talk about that led. Maybe it's interesting to to dive into those subjects. That's a good point. I mean the fact that none of us would be here if it weren't for the act of sex is kind of what makes this podcast interesting and also the fact that really a lot of people don't want us to talk about it is also interesting. Let's also very interesting. Eh a big portion of the world I mean maybe let's keep it to this country that we live in. We're all about exploiting it and our and our sexuality be for advertising purposes but when we actually want to get down to business and talk about like what's pleasurable and do we deserve pleasure then we don't we don't we don't really ever want to give that that subject the time of day at least that's what I found from during this podcast is like we do it but we don't. We don't really want to acknowledge it so that's where we come in but that's also we're for all of all of you. Come in We're GONNA sit here for the next hour and a bit. Maybe an hour and a half who knows and talk about sexuality. Yeah probably like an hour for those of you who are like I'm conscious. Well what why don't we kick it off. We do live shows around the country and and this is our first time ever doing a live show here in the beautiful city of Montreal but when we do these live shows we like I get the audience a little bit involved and so we have a little game that we like to kick off with just that you know we're up here talking about our sex alive and talking about sex in general so we figured why not get you involved and get to know you a little bit more because if you do listen to the show if you do listen to the show back here you know that you probably know a little bit more about us as sexual beings than you would know about I would say like most the people in your fucking life so so why don't we get to know the audience here and play this little game that you liked to call. What do you call it? I call it stand up. Sit Down but let's let's send some of you are already standing. Let's call raise your hand and put it down a fuck that stand up sit down. If you're standing up. You're not sitting. Raise your hand. If if you're standing up you should sit down otherwise the game doesn't quite work down so basically ugly the way this game works is. I'm going to read some statements if they're true for you. You'RE GONNA stand up if they're not true for you. You'll remain seated. Let's test it out albeit subject okay so okay so this is how the game works. My name is Jeremy. I have a podcast called Hermione. I have a podcast has called sick boy podcast. I have three nipples. I understand the game I have tattoos see we're going to start off pretty green was young. I have tattoos that I regret okay. Yes I wax my butt crack almost set up. You could just do a do have you tax you but before you have no care I consider myself kinky there. We go all right. I consider myself Vanilla Ella. There's no bad there's no. There's no judgment here. I'm in a relationship. Yes Sir all right. I'm in I'm in a consensual non on monogamous relationship her there we go I like to be spanked. I like to have my nipples pinched. GotTa gotTa keep standing My favorite position is doggy style. You've been standing for a long time I would be I would be naked all day. If I could yeah yeah okay I masturbate daily. Yes I masturbate too much is that is that a is that a question I have a sex story that that would blow your mind. way way way back traders. Come on and spectators hold on. What was the last question I have a sex story? That would blow blow your mind. That's true stand up of this year. I go one two three four okay. All right is wide open over here. I I'm great a dirty sock. Teach me your ways feel pretty good about it. I feel good about it I'm a virgin no standards. You're standing. You're you know what you say. There was a joke Innis to it. Are you actually a virgin really yes. Fuck Jeff owning that on that. I okay I like poppers. I even know what those are love boppers. I have or would pay for porn. Yeah Yeah Okay. I have a sex toy. Yep Okay okay well. Aj did you say who doesn't doesn't look around there's not about everybody has a second year not standing okay I have been tested for Sdi's in the last month that's an honorable reason to stand. I shouldn't sit shouldn't sit. I have named my Genitalia. Hold on for just come down here for a moment. Just come down here for a moment. What what have you named Your Genitalia Bunny Bonny? I love the great. This is great. Okay okay. I spit swallow some of us. Neither that's fine. Okay I hold on. How how old are you yeah you? This is Mikey you with you at the white you at the money shirt come up here. Come here money sure Kimera. What's your name do are low? How'd you fifteen faulk? Oh No I you're not we're never killing. We're never going to be invited back to Montreal again. You're not being child sex trafficked. Are you okay. Uh Okay. I've had an affair I have been affected by unfair interesting. This is looking around. Let's get an interesting more people stood up and sat down but maybe that's because fifty percent of marriages end in divorce strew. We talk a lot about that okay. This is the end of the game and this is kind of a hard conversation hard hard question to end on a more serious questions. You're if you play the game. Give yourselves around of applause. If you felt pretty honest theirselves there what yeah it's really good to just get it off your chest and and be honest about it because honestly a lot of people aren't talking on sit down you didn't you weren't present for most of the game so the way the game goes as you stand up the statement. It is true for you. You remain seated if it's not I'll give you one question. Since you're late I like to have my butthole licked the majority of people you can thank you Montreal. You freaky motherfucker yeah all right I mean let's just get that out of the way first. Thing is pretty fun. Yeah I agree. I I gotta say this. It feels pretty damn exciting to be here. Montreal I will I will say this. One of the big big reasons why I feel pretty elated to be here. Is that Montreal you know not much. Elba Quebec itself plays a very large role in my own like like upbringing my own like sexual exploration sexual evolution because I remember the very first time I ever made myself come was from something something that came straight out of Quebec which is called blue new. We and I don't know if I don't know if this is like it might not resonate as much the people sitting here but for outside of Quebec Blue New e is a life changing events. I stayed up up for hours. Do I remember it from like you know when you watch TV and the signals coming in so it's just like constantly like uploading on television and what's happening here yeah that weird sort of like Glitz note fucking thing and you're like you know maybe now not so much but so so my thanks to you Quebec for allowing myself to get up off to some softcore porn you guys do softcore porn probably better than anybody else in Canada but also I feel like Quebec's at least Montreal seems to be pretty like sexually liberated city. There's something very I think we talked about this before. There's something very like yet the something very European the in about it and by that I mean in European countries seem to be much more sexually open than like western Western countries are or North American countries or cities what have you. I think that's our perception that I don't know if it's true. We're not from here so we don't know but that that is the perception were where are we filmed for. The people that don't back said Nova Scotia or Prince Island Nova Scotia and and I went to university here and I also feel the same way like Montreal was the first place I."