Listen: New York Times, Amy Schumer, Emmys discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
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It confirmed that she didn't belong at Yale well in the first place then New York Times opinion came out and said we deleted an earlier tweet to this article that was poorly phrased look into ever typed now. Having a peanut stress in your face might seem like fun what what but someone could lose enough I god I think that's the most honest tweet. I do think that people think like member what's his face was on our show. What is the big massive dude dude who had his friends. Dixon his face St Stefanos Distefano so he was just like they were just fucking around. It's just a dick in your mouth. 'cause they're joking. Oh King right this is very true and and what I thought growing up like that's a prank like drawing a dick on your face if he falsely I at the a party like I really is this guy. I mean an opinions. I don't like. It sounds like this has facts in it but it's the opinion I guess you take a little lighter than the rest of the New New York Times but don't you probably glance at the New York Times ago. This isn't what I should Roy. I love that I love it because it is it is hey you. You might think this is funny. Because this is your intention to be funny somehow like the you expect people to laugh in other words but this is how it makes someone actually really feel. I think it's Great New York Times. Didn't I just think that there are so many avenues for content and like everything Ashby continually updated every five minutes that the person buying the tweet is dislike this penis harmless fun sand you know and then all of a sudden you're like wait a second this the paper of record the recording this. I don't even want the word neatness in there. there were the creative arts. Emmys came out the other day. There's of course the regular emmys. Everybody knows about and they go. You know what it's five hours long as it this. Let's take some of these ones that you don't care about so much and have a be its own show where I don't know where you see but people do dress up just the so they said hey we the EMMYS. Let's do part to know the kind of it's the opposite kind of but yeah they do a little ceremony and then we'll have the fun when where you see Felicity list the Hoffman shout out to my friend Ryan the WHO was nominated nominee for his netflix. Show special got news for you. Is that is that on the real emmys or the creative arts creative art okay. Here's some winners outstanding structured reality programme program queer eye previous known of Courses Queer Eye for the straight guy wait. That's a comedy no outstanding structured reality programme a structured reality all right reality man structured reality okay. We'll queer is very very very popular right yeah. Everyone loves it and offs could make over. It's fascinating of for that. One was antiques roadshow. That's still going on great. Shell everybody's clean stuff up right. Shit uh-huh. Is it sad when they're like. That's worth a quarter dumb dumb and you're like. Oh take your teeth back to your house now. I like it like it's like a scratch to get you know I think I think that show created hoarders or you know like I think like no you ever like. Keep something because it's like this looks old so I feel like I should take it in and TC store and then the antique show is giving you all this like all they were going to throw this out never ever throw it out and then the horrors alike. It's my treasures by the way speaking of scratch off ticket. I was at the data. That's that's sorry that's the way to stop. Hoarders orders is to get an antique show person and be like Oh. All of this is garbage. Allah certified garbage now. I can let it go and the two shows at once the antique show meets the orders all put on split-screen silver. You pay more attention to what side angle of the camera you want. Ah Yes the new real brady bunch so see somebody buying a scratch off ticket and I asked the data guy what the what ticket. How much does that ticket that he got. I don't know maybe it's a sign. He goes twenty dollars and so you know I'm out right there but then 'cause. I can't sell it to you while he's here because if he loses than I win win. Maybe maybe the guy did something shady who knows he doesn't WanNa get a customer roundup. Why didn't I get that one fat aw yeah funny. Oh there was a period where I became a little bit addicted to scratch tickets in college kind. Were you buying and the the cross crossword unplanned password right that was probably easier than the times crossword puzzle right yeah yeah pretty much. Only when the finishes this scratch I've felt a little bit like day Class-a shall we say because that would be in college like with my books like bookmarked up with only scratched but I managed which to quit or congrats thinks they are. I am surprised at how expensive they get like not not because of the one time thing I get that but the twenty dollar ticket it is that's money a best narrator for the creative emmys best narrator narrator. Yes explaining their Hamda like on a show times. There's a show and the action is happening on the show but perhaps what's happening in the action. Russian is not clear who's Oh somebody comes in in post production and they sort of look at the action and they explain into the audience what is happening and that Hamda is a narrator given example of a nearby right now. David attenborough my famous impression from last week gun keep the girl David Amber also happened to win best narrator for our planet our plan okay and in our planet the human male records a podcast and end he decides let me go to a restaurant of Asian descent and then my my friend and we will go to our sound booth and be races then the human mail gets hired hired on the most prestigious in the entire Western Hemisphere David attenborough you you congrats he won. I get it now. Thank you outstanding writing. Explain the conduit. Hem does sometimes a word when you two aren't hearing bring it from a narrator. Perhaps you're looking at symbols on a page and you're thinking what are these lines that are just in shapes but really they a formal letters which form words which form a language up for outstanding writing Adam Sandler for one hundred percent fresh stop it Amy Schumer. You didn't see see. It's not what a near writer right now okay. Let's take that seriously sure. Let's compare that to my real brain. We're never going Amy Schumer for growing Carpool Karaoke when court admit mckearney. I'm sure that was outstanding writing. Okay I saw that did I cry. Yes Paul McCartney's greatest Brady's interesting. Maybe I'm amazed at the way as saying in the car. When it was all written he wrote those songs for writing homecoming a film by beyond say Great Phil Wait. I saw that one. That is the one of her in Coachella yeah. That's not what she wrote that in writing there was no writings. What does this word support their drinking. May I you Syria that was seriously just her at Coachella and then inbetween she'd be like this is us when we were rehearsing and Maya Angelou said she found the most innocuous fucking cl- oh quotes and pretended they were deep and that was in between the song and dances that you took my Angelo is a great writer and the thought that came on screen that is good ratings. Go with it man what is go with the flow. Let's get to move time. 'cause people people. Wanda Sykes Not Normal Komo and your winner Hannah before the net net not real comedy. You imagine that radio is it stand up. I don't know I didn't see is she. Rolling on the ground and shit standing up she's saying things outstanding documentary or nonfiction special fire the greatest party that never happened. I feel like nobody watched that because when you see the commercial for your like I get it. I think I did watch it. Did I learn yeah yeah. Would you learn models are dishonest. They don't care no liked the extent to which this man devastated a tiny communicate meaning financially of the inventor out for blood and Silicon Valley Jane Fonda in five acts love Gilda Gilda radner minding the gap. That's people that got caught or dropped her phone so before they get subway winter right leaving. Neverland that did a lot for a lot of people all is no way. I don't believe it. Come on Dave Chapelle going like fake speaking of movies. We'll do movie time Kendra. I'm being was informed that movie pass has been canceled Hansel. I heard about that but no one's using it while they also like they're trying to figure out how to restructure first of all don't go from sixty dollars a month for unlimited movies that keep Melis willing to pay to get more customers make ten dollars all of a sudden. Everybody's going to go broke as it's it's crazy and of course it fails and they haven't been charging aging people for quite some time now as they but you couldn't use it as they were trying to restructure something and they finally admitted we can't. We don't know what we're doing in the meantime. They're heroes. They should win an award yeah they did well. They changed the whole game. Now your major theater chains have their own specific regal only regal movie theaters but anything you want but you know I did notice that because I went to USA this Friday night and I think that's great because I think of when I think of movies I think Keith Malley and I think like usually if viewer steady movie goer you go to the one by your house because if you have a major movie theater what are you care right so and regal is in so many places lacing regal. AMC these are the big ones. I think they should have one of those like police funerals for movie pass with Bagpipes and stuff all the people who loved it. There should be documentary. I assume mimics. I think I took him down. There was a time I'm not exaggerating. There was a time when and move pass wasn't working but they said save your stops and I don't think people are saving him. They prayed in one people to I saved all the stops and then I and then I they reached the CEO of movie pass. He happened to ethnic first problem. He happened to hear me say on the show and he's like hey. Thanks for really supporting movie passes. I go. Thanks also not getting answers about my stubs. May Be can help me out because yeah tweet him over to me.."