Listen: MFM Minisode 148 - Live at My Favorite Weekend in Santa Barbara
"The exciting everybody. The first annual mice favourite week. It's an exactly exactly right. That's right exactly. How was the murder squad? Tell us the truth were they so. Isn't it hilarious. Like whatever to two years ago it was like Paul Holes was just this game and now it's like he's doing the weekend with us. Come on everybody hanging out backstage. Just try and stuff like that. We're very excited excited to be here with you tonight. It's exciting a lot of fireball. Feeling what Oh my God. They were like we need a specialty cocktail for the weekend and I was like. I don't WanNa do that anymore. Makeup cocktails so I said let's do. PABST blue ribbon and a shot the fireball. Yeah Yeah we so that level of power. Now where when we say the specialty drink is PABST blue ribbon end fireball. Everyone goes let us make that happen. I'm sorry about your hangover tomorrow. You're going to hate your life. Mara is isn't advance his bad decisions. That are going to result from you. Having a third travelers need not a are unbelievable. Should come with a two shoot to minimum. Maximum minimum. Leads ruined some lives. Oh my God this Camp Pam. It's very good so the first thing we're going to do tonight is is like record a mini episode. Like we do like we do at home for you here right now. Are you ready for. This is made of one hundred percent cat for. I didn't realize you know clearly. We're enrich people territory if the shares are like this this. This isn't smart water. That's the only water we during. That's a really nice rotation a good fucking scare everybody's Oh let's hear for DJ Dante Fontana and DJ phoebe CBS. They're good friends of the PODCASTS. We're we were on live journal. It's been great. You men on make it got close to make out club journal you know all the hits of the early arts remember. Don't care thank you it. This isn't like oh I get to shout my feelings time and you know that you know that if you're here at the weekend you know that so we're GonNa we picked out hometowns. I was saying we should do it. How do at home which is quietly read and we wanted to just read in front of you for like twenty two minutes? which is what happens to Stephen when we do it there? We're circling true. It is true. Hey but instead we're gonNA do show stuff and actually read the story for you and and then then we're going to do a hometown episode where the lease drunk of you to come up on stage and actually tell us your hometown so it looks like it's going to be two shoe members of the Saddam and Bin Several. I just going to say start drinking water. Now okay. Great you'll thank me tomorrow. You WanNa go first absolutely okay. Great Right Nice. You Guys pin-drop silence this subject line of this email is a very ritchie first. Responder Email hateem. That's a new one hateem team you ask for all things weird and spooky is so. I hope this hometown delivers if not well fuck it. Yeah I work as a first responder in a rural county in northern California Eh six months behind southern California Uh-huh Q.. As a former hometown to a couple of KNOSSOS victims there is no short of weird. Okay Okay Naso asshole. such as a mannequin dressed as Hannibal Lecter poised at the end of a very dead end street which is displayed displayed year round. That's not seasonal. There's always a mannequin. Hannibal Lector at the end of this street. Just leave your Christmas lights up. which is worse while I was on training long before I was accustomed to the bizarre occurrences that seem to occur daily? I was on patrol role when I saw an elderly woman screaming and running out to the roadway the woman who was all of four and a half feet tall ran up to me screaming in a language that I could not understand. Her daughter ran out of the House and apologize profusely. She said her mother was suffering from dementia and was confused her mother became an even more enraged and Grasping Ping my arm as the tiny woman held my arm. She yelled her daughter translated. She's cursing you and she giggled awkwardly. I assumed assumed that she meant cursing at me until two weeks later. I was in the emergency room with inexplicable swelling to the same arm. That tiny angry woman had been clutching clutching yes. Several nurses and doctors examined X.. Rayed and poked at my arm but could find no reasonable explanation as to why my arm was swelling to twice it size. Oh and sadly workers compensation does not cover witchcraft. It was nearly two years later when I had my second encounter with a person of the witchy persuasion. I was conducting corners case of an elderly woman who prior to her demise was an end of life. Caretaker occur she had amassed an entire family of loved ones left behind by those she cared for and was by all accounts a jam of human being while looking through the house I found downloads of homeopathic remedies and a book about white witchcraft. I assumed she was an extremely curious. Retire read wrong as I made my way. Through the residents I turned the corner and found myself standing in front of a black altar adorned with figurines dollar bills and burned photos. How's the walls and ceiling around the altar? Where painted inky black after my first encounter with the wacky world of witchcraft? I put on Mike Gloves and back the fuck out of the room and then in parentheses as if latex gloves protected against woo woo now. I asked her if she is if she was a Brouhaha. Her broken hearted adopted daughter smiled and said yes. We don't go in that room. They don't say that before the CAP box at my house. Don't go in there. None of your business really. She told me about the trips to the store for ritualistic chicken feet and how she would burn photos of her granddaughters boyfriends whom she did not trust. Okay Ah after learning more about her life and her practice. I'm sure she was a benevolent Brouhaha. But I kept my glove on the entire time. Stay sexy and remember that workmen's comp does not cover which lated injuries no-name good one. Sweet I was is a good one. That was nice. How about this? Hello Ladies Gentlemen and Furry Friends need to do what you got to do at the beginning of these emails. Whatever it takes I thought you might be interested in this story because it takes place in Meinen Georgia's hometown of Irvine California? Okay I'm on board. I mean I'm not moving back but constantly consistently rated one of America's safest cities a few years back. A new family moved into our neighborhood a mom dad and their young adult son. I started feeling like the new neighbours son was watching me and I was pretty sure he had followed me while walking my dog and and taking our daughter to the local Park Multiple Times Yep additionally I started suspecting that he was walking by my house unnecessarily and it started parking his car so that he could see into our house. Look love is a strong emotions. You keep reading talk after okay. I told my husband my fears and erected until literally the biggest fight of our now fifteen year relationship. Oh because he said that I was making this up in my head because I."
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