Dang! Things Don't Seem To Be Going Too Well For Aunt Becky And Her Family Of Grifters

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I'm telling you when I have three scenes in one day, I go, and I listen to accom- meditation thing so that I can just like quickly just relax for ten minutes. And I'm woken up, and I feel refreshed. So you were my favorite person to gossip with like there's like a list of like tot like five people that I'm like, I love to gossip with these people. I love gossiping with Taylor. Strecker gossiping with bow. Okay. I love gossiping with Jackie Schimmel. That's a podcast. You should listen to she's fricken so much better than I am like so good like you are way up there. And that's why I'm like you so much I feel so honored. You're just so quick. And you have so much personality and you have opinions, and I don't really worry about like if I'm gonna say something that you're just like if you disagree. You're gonna be like now, you know, I don't know about you ever just like not telling the truth or just sugar coating something because you feel like you should tiptoe around my feelings or like don't sugarcoat not at all. So let's get right into it. Okay. Let's do it the USC scandal. Oh, my God, y'all. Oh my God. This is giving me so much enjoyment. Yeah. It's in. Insane. It's insane. So for if you don't know what I'm talking about get out of the the fucking hole, you're in they go on Twitter, just going Instagram any seconds. Yes. So Laurie Laughlin aunt Becky and Becky from full house and Felicity Huffman sprint house, denser, how real housewives, but desperate housewives. Yes. They paid this person who to have to get their kids into good schools. So like Lori paid five hundred thousand dollars to get their kids into USC. And so this guy, I should know his name, do, you know, his name? I think it's Bill Bill. All right, something he pretended that it was a charity. So not only did they like fake. So what this guy would do is like find somebody to change their SAT scores and stuff like that. So that their kids could get into great schools. Not only fake SAT scores. But for instance, in Laurie Laughlin case her daughter's got into one of her daughter's got into USC on like on account of rowing. They claim that she was a great rower girls never road before and our life, and they got her on the crew team, and they literally took photos of her on like an exercise rowing machine at like equinoxes and submitted those photos now see, you know, more than ideal weight that is amazing Dory. Get so much worse in a so much more messed up than you think. Because apparently the FBI was onto the sky over a year ago. They caught him and instead of just like throwing them into jail. They made like a plea deal with him. So there were like, listen, we're going to wire tap you. And every conversation you have over the next year to like lessen his sentence. So this past year every single phone conversation. Every Email every everything he's had with people in privacy and secrecy with all these celebrities, and all these huge, she ios and whatnot. Have been secretly recorded on anybody. It's so good. I mean, I'm mad g if our phone conversations were recorded imagine like and you ran for president one day. And then somebody like, you know, had all these wiretapped conversation was like stocks. He said this. I see said that like this is why I don't talk to people on the phone, right? Exactly. Why? I'm like. Oh, sorry. If you wanna get to me, just text me, and I'll respond. I'm not a phone call person, you'd never know who's a ha. This is I can't even. Just like all the backstory behind it..

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