A highlight from One in the Ass, One in the Vagina

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Uh-huh carpet welcome to pod dirty to me where we give you more than just a tip. We go balls deep. I'm jason on sean. I'm sarah gray right now. Are you not meeting more. No tolerance for finding. I'm tom thirteen week old. I think i had to. Oh sorry last episode. But now i'm feeling all right So this our topic. Today my wife and i have had this discussion about cheating. And she always says if you're thinking about cheating or you're unsatisfied. And you think you wanna fuck some chick. Would you please talk purse so we get like see if we can figure it out before you do it to you out of your fucking mind. Who the fuck is going to go to. Their wife is thinking about banging somebody else. But hey if you could talk me out of it. He has must say so. Is it talking out of it or is it getting permission. It's talking you out of it. Yeah because there's no way a wife is there's no way wife is go anyway so i was gonna be a quick upset because i think we're all on the same page on this one. I'm gonna do a quick word of the day. The word of the day is airtight. When a woman is simultaneously penetrated by penises in her mouth. Regina and amos at the same time airtight nice. That's a lot. That's a lot of penises coming at you. Surrogate handle let me. Because she's a whore coming in hot. Come in cuba. I you've had anal and regular to children's show for q imagine. Does it seemed like it would be super painful to have one in the ass and one in the vagina and yes time like you see videos of that shit and i'm like i can't become professional. Make if you're in a threesome though and you have one and at the same I just it just doesn't seem plausibly. He doesn't seem pleasurable pleasurable. And not plausibly. Feel when i was begging you. Stick my finger in your your fingers a lot smaller than a day take. Yeah i hear you. Dick is less than a dick. Heo the bird did bernie. Sanders wants mice for that. Burn sean hurdle. Just kidding this is nothing we haven't heard before the whole chrysler by small dig. Maybe there's new listener sean. We need to inform them for new listeners. Yeah small. I'm really good at blowjobs. You're good blue. If you have a small girthy dick. And i guess we hadn't figured out my. Oh i don't jobs. That's mike work. So far the only positive quirk this god damn it all right so like i said my wife came to me or not came to me but like it's been in whenever we hear about somebody having chiesa ship or affairs. She's like. I hope that you know if you're unhappy. I just ask that you come to me and if you're unhappy you know we let me know that you're unhappy and you're thinking about doing this thing or whatever which i'm like oh no problem on the inside. I'm like who the fuck is go to their other. It'd be like hey your sex are sex. Isn't great something about getting it from elsewhere. I mean when it at that point. You probably know that the sex isn't great like that's how would know shark. Conversations are all the time like if it's not good you're not gonna wanna then you'll be like what's wrong. Sadly spill the beans. If sean wasn't harassing me for sex every three days. I'd be like oh my god he's having an affair like i would. Just be the answer. You you think you'd You're jealous type dove right. Yeah so that's a key. Have you ever like she shakes command or is it like you gotta be no no. It would have to be like him like. I don't know saying. I went and met so and so for lunch. And then i found out. He was like hang out with them ruler. Or i don't know that the light anyways. Yeah yeah. I i don't know i've never. He's never given me a reason to not trust him. So i don't have to like snoop and be all psycho but i did. I probably would be all crazy. I don't share. Well yeah. I think we can all agree. Sean ain't going anywhere. So i don't like to share. I don't even like him.

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