Britney Griner Sentenced to 9 Years in Russian Prison


That's a lot of time to be in prison. And even just rounded up to ten years. I mean, that's a decade in prison. Britney green is probably in her late 20s. She's going to be 30 something when she get out of prison. And she's going to prison in Russia. Now I've never been to prison anywhere. But I would imagine that Russian prison probably ain't as nice as the United States prison. I don't know if you're getting three hots in a cot. The only benefit that Brittany griner has is she big. So ain't no women gonna be taking advantage of her unless there's some Russian women in there 6 9. And the good thing for Brittany and I'm not trying to be funny, but the good thing for her is that she actually like women. She's attracted to women. She's 31, she's gonna be phony. She's gonna be farted when she get out of there. But she like women. So maybe she won't have too much of a hard time being around a bunch of women. I'm really not trying to be funny, y'all. I mean, we have to have a comedic relief in here somewhere. But man, that's a lot of time. But you know what else is discouraging to me is that she trashed the United States of America. She didn't want to stand for the national anthem.

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