Listen: Mark Kelly, Florida And Tom Hanks discussed on About Last Night
"So I'm glad it goes from adult to kid and not kid girl to adult woman. And then like, but that's the power of Hank's, dude. But but it's really there's a moment. I think it's in the in the trailer where like she forgets. She's like twelve or something. Yeah. Or thirteen and she starts hitting on her teacher because they have they make her go to school. And so she's like well, Hello. Yeah. He's like, this is creepy. Yeah. Can you sit down and do your homework kind of that moment, which is not as creepy as Tom Hanks? Right. But at least at least like the dude is I if he leaned into it. We have some other questions. Yeah. Yeah. Because all being that we are this right here. Us go the full route. And then she tells them now, you gotta go to the cops. Like, no, she's really starting thirty seven. She was hit by lightning bolt while having a dancing fountain. And now she's twelve that's what she told me off. I know it sounds crazy are Kelly be listening to that defense. But she lives in a condo by herself. So some of this has to be true. Also. Mark Kelly was like have you seen little? He's calling. He's calling his attorney guys. I have a new plan for defense. It has to be a biopic based on a true story. Right. Can we use this as a defense? What do you do you pay attention? How much of the news do even watch on a daily ban so much news. You do I do for comedic purposes are just to stay informed. I think a little both. I like to stay aware of what's happening in the world. But also when those silly stories come out I like to use them for those five for material. I mean, come on when when Robert Kraft got caught getting hand jobs page worthy. No, no did everyone else recognized that we need summertime. We'll distraction. Yeah. Unit billionaire white guy getting a hand job more than like? All right. More black people shot in the street, and we're going to war with North Korea. If nothing else if nothing else come on when you prefer even with situation like Barbara crap. Wouldn't at one point when you like do just to come out. And be like, yes, man. I pay eighty dollars to get stroked off once. Yeah. So he's like look. Okay. Those you think I want this from my seventy seven year old wife. No behind us is it right? No, odd respect him going. Man. Yeah. Here look, I'm not. But here's why did it. He's like a respect it. Because I mean, he's on the field in front of all the Super Bowl halftime surrounded by all the Super Bowl trophies. Like, are you really going to argue with my methods or have grown interpreter and have gronk like in swim trunks, and like, nausea. Gronk like listen who hasn't gone gotten a rubber duck before Fraser. Stadium. I thought we were doing this together. Yeah. I made I made this joke onstage at the Wilbur theatre where I was like you guys know why he flew down to Florida to get hand jobs in staying get here. Like didn't stay at the hand jobs here. Right. And I go fucking accent dude because you're getting jerked up by Cuban in Florida. On doing that great, by the way, you don't want to come. So fucking. Jackie off Wei here. Come a little my fuck intense right there. That's why it's getting his private jet and flying down to Florida. Keller from the town. Giving you h j I'm gonna make you blow like the like the Coors light did when be like, David Heaslip the home plate. God that prostate. I want you to pop like fuck and Bobby your spilling the Cup winning goal. No, I'm not getting hard to that. What is it tough though? Right materials since a special or are you like it was hard for me for like three months day coming because I stuck close to not doing anything after a special. Yeah. And square one is har- it has difficult because I want to go back to Super Bowl stuff. Right. Because I feel like I'm a better comic now. But but it just took me to live a little"