BOB, Cure, Dave I discussed on Planet Raconteur

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Yeah, man, so I've been kind of busy but I have this story that I'm trying to record and it's coming along I don't have it ready yet, but I promise I will not have it done by the end of night Okay, you talking about conflict resolution? Yep. That's the one right on. Okay. Well, dude, you know just just just get it when you get it and and we'll work it up cool. Cool. All right, I guess I'll go I'll get that done I guess now. Oh, okay. All right. Good good. Yeah, so I get going man to talk. Hang on. You can hold you just another minute or two. Yeah, what's up? Okay. Do I need something weird is fucking happen and I I kind of traced back and I'll tell you about this in a minute. Just just go with me here correct kids came by this morning. And before I saw them I could smell them they came in the house and they were sitting down and we were talking for a few minutes and I got this overwhelming fucking urge to eat. My grandkids. Oh Dave I do there's something wrong. I don't know what the hell it is, But I think can trace it back to something that happened four days ago. And I feel like I know where you're going with this. Yeah. What what's up you remember when I told you about that that that that chick that a friend of a friend had called me up just to say hello one of those things off one thing went to another thing. I invited her over for some coffee or whatever and she came over had some coffee. And you know, dude we started to get intimate, of course by intimate. We moved the proceedings to the next room and and and we lay down and then things are going and and it's all happening and skip to the Lou My Darling all of the fucking sudden wage at the moment of truth. She bites me on the shoulder. Okay, and she latched in like you know, my blood had the Cure in it. Okay, just say I wasn't kind of freaked out by the dude this was you know, I've been I'm old enough to say I've been around a little bit. But I didn't read that. You know, I'm a biter whip me beat me make ride hot chicks. I didn't get that vibe off this chick. I got a kind of cool, but all of a sudden man, she just got in her eyes were shining and she was just I swear to God. I think might have heard a growl once. I don't know. Yeah, I think I might have heard a growl once and she let loose and it was like a fucking movie man. We had a little bit of light there and I could see your teeth in her teeth were like glowing fuking red and I'm going to this page I got to get some new weed cuz this old stuff is just it ain't working me write or something, but something's wrong man. I do too. I think imma werewolf. I mean, not really really I mean I'm a conspiracy guy and all that but Something's wrong. I mean never wanted to like eat my grandchildren before well, we'll day Dave. Yeah. Listen. I had a feeling that I knew that this was what you were going to say. I can tell you I can tell you it has nothing to do with the weed. Okay? Yeah, dude just from everything that you're telling me. They're one hundred one hundred percent aware wolf. You know that's happening. So you're just going to have deal with that. Okay? Okay. I mean, it's cool. You don't have to worry about it. There's there's more of a life out there. Yeah, why yeah, what yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm a werewolf to I'm sorry. I never told you, you know, I know we've been friends for a while now, but I mean, it's it's real. I just didn't know how you would take it. So I just I figured it wasn't too important. You know, I mean we get along okay, you know, it's never wage has been an issue with a couple of friends, but I figure you know, I'm like what we have going here with this whole, you know, the the store the planet raconteur thing has been going good, but I'm telling you dude. It is fine. Everything is going to be fine. You know, I mean look at it yourself under look at your shoulder is healed, right? Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean that's one of the perks of being a werewolf man, you know, these injuries they kind of heal up. And I mean that's not the only thing you know, there's other benefits as well. But I'm going to tell you this right now though. Don't let your kid don't need the grandkids. Don't do that. Don't do that. I know you feel the urge man, but it's going to be okay. Just trust me. They're okay cuz I know what I'm talking about. I know I told you my age before but I'm actually a lot older than what I've actually told you. So I've been around for a while and it's going to be good man. There's a lot of us out there. Wait, yeah, we're wolf. I'm a werewolf, but it's cool. I'm not the only one you're aware wolf too. So don't freak out too much. It's cool is going to be fine. It's going to be fine. There are a lot of us out there man. And you know, we all get along manners like a community. We kind of look out for each other, you know, and you're one of us now and it's cool. Don't sweat it. So I should take this chicks call as what you're saying, which I haven't been doing the last few days off. We going to want talk her man for sure. You know, I mean if for no other reason just to confirm but you know, just from what you're telling me it sounds a hundred percent but she's I'm sure she's real cool down a protocol even lower man. I forgot to even ask you that but trust me it's going to be okay. Or a werewolf werewolf, man. Oh shit. Yeah, it's okay. Don't freak out man. I've been aware wolf for a long time and I'm good with it. Okay, you're going to have to excuse me, cuz I'm have to pick my brain up off the floor and just a little I'm a little verklempt on this one brother. I know I understand man. That's kind of a hard thing for some people to get with men, but it's it's totally okay. Trust me. You're going to enjoy it man. Just give it a little bit of life. You're going to love it. Trust me. Wow, okay..

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