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Why don't you check. what am i. James taylor's handyman. But i digress shot. We no particular order plain news critic ask you. Please share your first time on any stage on any stage. Yeah oh my question. Best friend. Toby and i that's did puppet shows And some i don't match your how this happened but we gonna gig perform at the springfield mall in springfield virginia. When we're about eight years old and We we were hiding behind your table in a blanket of your are puppets up your how old. I'm sorry i was about eight years old. Okay that's cute show went fairly well considering you couldn't see anyone I don't think anybody was paying attention. I don't know why were there And i've i've not continued The puppet tree you just described the first you just described the first thirty seven shows. I did as a stand up. Not sure anyone knew. I was thirty. Eight thirty eight magic Yes hey james haney jellyroll jim. What is your bowling average. I'd say once or twice a year way. This whole went down. Never been never been so happy. I'm not gonna go bowling efforts between like you know it depends on if they have the bumpers up a be. It depends on if it's a good day. Yeah that's i don't know. I don't know maybe maybe least that is the answer and i knew i'd ask the right person and now. Here's jackie dorothy. Jd how are you taking the rod break. You know what. Thank you for king. Because i do. I'm obsessed with jaylo. When i was little like all my perfumes. Regale everything jail. I wanted to be her look like her everything. So how may taking it. I'm taking it You know we can't to regency this coming For me if i see. Like extreme doting on social media. I'm like there's a problem. You're covering something. The valentine's day posts of look at what he's done. I'm like this is too much. This is too much Who i can't send him surprised when i am devastated for my good friend. Jaylo devastated for her children. And you know if they are back together for publicity stunt or a business deal like you know power to her queen that she is again. I knew i asked the right person. Using carolina was not the right person that was one of the more prices moments Yeah and now. Here's chris alvarado delicious soup to nuts prior to discovering surfing. What sport were you any. Good at not not nothing. Never been good at surfing either. Here's the here's the problem. I'm six three six three. I'm fit ish ish. People assume people assume complacent sport many times in my adult life. Other adult men have asked me to play basketball with them. And i say i'm not good. And then they said i'd like to guess how many several head and forty one a bit extreme. But a lot doesn't doesn't i mean i ask you baker's dozen and then here's what happens every time. I say i'm not very good. They were not very good. It's just play our we're just gonna play show up. I mean. I got the fucking shoes. I looked good. I know how to. I'm six three and get the ball. My hand and i'm so i'm not i'm very bad. And here's what happens. We start playing and then day. See how bad i actually am. And then the i could tell because their voice start went up. Nice dude like nine and i and i'm telling them like i told you. Yeah yeah and also with the last remaining five seconds of my time is basic memories re facebook reminders of memories. That i reminded me that craig and i did a show two years ago two years ago today that look at that are when friends. Yeah yeah okay. Thank you so much for this. Thank you and that was Three in a row for me Asking the correct person that particular crested and last but Just frank no beans for you if you think. It's joey greer birth control in shoes. When were you gonna tell us that you know what's crazy. It's like you think you deserve to now right. That's what pisses me off. The you think you like. I like when like i'm supposed to. I don't have to tell you shit. Well you know what i'm saying. I don't have to do that but i choose to. Because i care. Because i'm sensitive i'm guy and i just want to be open so the answer is right. Now thank you for that. Let's do a damn show. All of our suggestions gathered of course from your listener emails or from our patriot. Vip's their priority live with it to become patrons porta the show and get said priority as well as exclusive content and other perks Just head on over to patriot. Dot com slash. Alchemy this if you'd like to submit a scene the old timey way by sending me an email. Because i'm the one that's gonna read them and i can't wait to please read

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