Introducing: Meet Cute

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Meet cues short-form audio romantic comedies that take listener for meet cute to happily ever after in fifteen minutes they take place in a variety of settings with regular people of all ages and diverse backgrounds, and because everyone needs a good love. Story I'm going to play you a recent episode. If you like what you hear, search for, meet cute to listen to more episodes. Hoy there. Yourself either dock master in a manner of speaking I. Am the King of this dog can resupply here sure thing? Help me type the boat about three the rope. Oh! Let me just stretched muscles here. You Jordan or do you need out this corner? All right. Let's get you set up. What do you need fresh water? You can spare it. Hoses right over there need gas. It's a sailboat. A wondering if you wanted to set it on fire. Never thought, I'd see the day where a dock master couldn't recognize a sailboat. I don't like to let my job. Define me and can't on the clock here throughout my clock years ago at least I think it was years ago throughout my calendar to you're wearing a lot. But. It hasn't told Time in twenty years at least. Still Right twice a day. Not that I'd ever know it. Now what's got you in a rush I'm trying to beat the record for circumnavigating Lake Michigan and a sailboat now. Why in Hell would you want to complicate your life trying to set records when you could be sitting down and drinking beer? Take a second? Have you ever seen just how lovely the lake looks from a sitting position. You know what they say. No to waves are the same. Pretty sure that's now flanks. They've got a better PR team. The. Waves of Lake Michigan are more beautiful than any snowstorm. I. Appreciate Your Worldview, but I'm sailing for charity I'm raising awareness of mental health issues. By doing something crazy. How far is this trippy? Yours eight hundred miles. Don't you know the circumference of the Laker? Doc is parked on knowing how big the world is doesn't matter all you WANNA. Do sit still, so that's all you do. Sit here on your dock and drink beer. Can't leave my kingdom. What would my subjects do without me? Jeremy? Sunscreen does goose crap on the shore. What do you prefer in terms of SPF maybe some oxide for your nose aloe for the burden on your shoulders. Larry Year Lakeside Convenience Store Marianne Take whatever strongest. Thanks sunscreen fell overboard back off mackinac island. Felt like a hot dog out there. Whether last days probably steamed your buns. That's one way to put it. You mind if I sit under your umbrella all this talk of setting. Would be nice for the world to stay still and dark for a minute or two. Came to the right kingdom. What a beer is the gunners? Not just a poor man's clove it. Yeah, well I yes, I'll take a beer. So, where'd you start this sailing voyage of yours? I'm guessing Chicago. Do you now. You've got city muscles. What the Hell does that name? Jim Muscles slightly over toned and smelling techno music. You probably take spin classes, I see you're one to talk about muscles that you get winded changing channels woman after my enlarged heart, people around here are way too nice before you steal our car. They ask they can fill up the tank maddening. Nice to have some witter out, cheers. Tell me about your trip so far. Started out of Chicago ten days ago. Wins have been good until today. Was Planning to resupply at the shore, but there was no way I could make it. Had to paddle to make it to the shores of your kingdom. Don't need a play by play. Just wondering why you went on this voyage in the first place. Tells you charity. No one does something like this for charity and my brother has schizophrenia. Damn. You really are doing this for mental health. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to be insensitive. It's. It's fine. Had it since he was a teenager. At least that's when he was diagnosed. Been in and out of mental hospitals. Things have been a little rougher since our parents died. A few months ago, he stayed with me and he set my condo on fire. He okay. He was fine. Lost my security deposit. Hardest part was that time it was me who committed him instead of our parents. Might just be the perfect definition of what it means to be an adult. Life finds all kinds of ways to break your heart. Convict the guilt, so bought a boat took sailing lessons. Raise some money and plan the Strip. Well I'm impressed. Ben through the ringer and created something good out of it. Cheers to that. except I'm not GonNa make. It wanted to break eleven days, but the wind quit on me. The way it looks now. I'll be lucky to finish in three weeks if my arms hold up from paddling. Well, you're welcome to stay at Dhaka as long as you need thanks. Honored to be your loyal subject. Say if you're not going anywhere one a hike, see what wonders dry land has to offer you hike. been known to step over rocks in my day. Share. Fine. The wind ain't Movin, neither am I.. Great a let me just tell my other subjects. That'll be back in a bit. That should keep them cool. How'd you like sand dunes not quite as glamorous as spin class, and there's techno music, but I can handle it. Say. Hello to the sand dunes of southern Michigan. Hiking in his hand, definitely good for your gluts. Is that code for you checking out the after my vessel. Flag Yourself I see a ribcage then likes. Win Again. Stop trying to get into my pants. Climb up here and take a look. Wow? It's beautiful I like to think about the ancient oceans that were here a billion years ago covering all of this. Look at how the dunes in the lake blend together perfectly same shape. To forms. Dunes are. Just slower waves. And the Kansas Dacas deep. A billion years ago, none of this was here and a billion years from now it's going to look completely different. Put things in perspective. I think. In my mind, it's all about the undulating nature of matter. Now you're showing off. Just plagiarizing from a Netflix documentary and you were doing so well. I almost expected the next signed to be something about romance. Hey. Watch those clouds. Think. One of them just moved. An inch might just get your wind yet. Just. Sometimes I look at clouds like those and think that's how my brother's mind works.

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