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We are back with the one the only Amy Schumer. She is an incredible author. Yes. What else do you comedian on my cousin actress alter that me off? Also, an all I'm an animal. Oh, you're right. I'm a squirrel, but she's here on pretty big deal, and we're chitchatting. Yeah. I'm glad aren't may period. I know he's couching weight. But on the back of this is all of my body makeup. That's okay. Mine early in the now, we just know not to wear makeup on white on white couches. I heard about this invention called thinks they're these there underwear the who are you don't have to our tampon or a big padded panty. Oh, right. I have never seen Moore propaganda for something. Then then things like everywhere invention. And I'm like, I guess I am an adventure. Because I've been doing that with all my off my whole life. So I guess I'm Sarah Isaac Newton. Keep those panties or in reuse them or do, you know, that's a luxury. Okay. I throw them away. But then he was those underwear that you love and little penguins on them. But you still, but you see that stain when you go to the bathroom near like. Yeah. I have I kept you. Okay. So moving on your newly wet. Yeah. How long have you been married now? Six months all my God. Now, this staple out of her Serie. I mean like this isn't sane? Yeah. It's weird. Okay. I need Ville full break whole. Okay. So Chris Fisher. Yeah. He's a chef. Yeah. Right. Six jesus. I mean, are you chef he is done is an incredible cook. Okay, smile can't cook. So this is what I like to say. I'm almost the perfect woman. I just don't cook or clean. Yeah. No. I think that is the perfect woman. Yeah. I have a cleaning lady, and I have just gone. AM ladies, and we're living a very similar life. So my engagement period was two months. Okay. But I dated just in for a year. All right. So I think I can relate to you yet. Mine. My we were engaged for four days. Same. We were just like I didn't want any of the drama of a wedding. We knew we want to get married like you. When you meet oh, easy. When did you meet we met a like it was a year ago in may? Okay. And just as friends, and he was cooking for me and my family, and so he was like the hired chef. Yeah. Okay. Got his sister is my Sistan like, oh, he's like got a different job. So she will write that much longer. But but yet she was my sister. And she's like, oh, my be Martha's Vineyard. That's where they're from brother cooks. And so he came to cook for the family, we just met. And I was like, oh, he's so cute. Like, he has for Martha's Vineyard like fuck off, you know, and we just we got along. Really, well, but nothing and I was together. Then no, no. We didn't sleep together until we like got together, you know. And so then. Last september. We I was like I reached out. I'd called him. I got his number. I was like can I call him when his number. Yeah. I asked his dumber because it always gone through Molly through my sister. And then we just had this one night where we hung out. Wait. So what you have to back up. Yeah. You ask your assistant? Who is the sister Chris to to give me her brother's phone number? What did she say? She was like sure she was worried. She lose her job. Oh my God. Because I'm sure are. So would be also very nervous though. No, okay. She's very confident when I love that we do here. What foot did you say to him when you texted him like hails, Amy like called him? And he answers the phone like we had never even flirted. You know, I wanna make a romantic comedy where you dealt where you actually meet how you actually meet like, we didn't have any witty banter, you know, in movies were there like here..