Listen: Dr Shannon, Highlights Magazine, Colorado discussed on Jokes So Funny
"Tuna show. Deadliest catch you. The title of the Discovery Channel show. There's like the deadliest roads truckers. Dirt road chuckers watch. Alaskan natives oh shit. Live or maybe it's closer to the Arctic. That's what it is. Y eskimos just like sustain they self-sustained sustained. She told me a story. She was like this one guy killed an elk. And he was like looked at the camera and said, I gotta have a lot of fat in my diet. So he gave out the eyeballs and set them on a plate. And then he pulled out whatever's behind the eyeballs and chewed on it. Yeah. That's yeah. In my opinion. But if they survive on that, and they can do it themselves. I would I would die. Yeah. Shannon. Love shows. Like me too. I feel like if I. I feel like if I did that'd be great. Do. I love you guys. Why don't you just tell me? In the gym in the Reader's Digest like all those jokes that you find in the back of Reader's Digest. She them. Could you give me an example of some of them Daniel? Okay. Sometimes they have to do with golf, but. I can't remember the last time I read this. But I love on ice wear. Yeah. You're right. If I had one memorize then I just. Sharpest attack, but freaking no. Okay. Right. You told me I loved. Okay, cool. I get Shannon channel ten gallon has what are those addition has a subscription to highlights magazine. What is that your your prescription mandatory prescrip- subscription? You know, what I'm talking about prescription prescription. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I don't actually that is now I'm curious. Magazine for children the one that was in every single doctor's office. I thought that I came with a doctor's, oh, I'm an old person. Dr shannon. La grandkids, those pamphlets. Dell's has billboards with that shit shit is back. That's crazy syphilis is back the billboard right next to the one that says, stop texting and driving. God is watching whatever. They do they'll be like they'll be like gods in your heart. Damn. I was looking for McDonald side. I'm hungry right now, you're gonna make me think about this on the road ever seen the anti weed billboards in Colorado. Yeah. Put it out. Don't smoke, and it's like. True, especially. There are anti weed. Advertisements in Colorado. But then it's like mixed messaging because you definitely get the pro we'd wants to hundred percent. But it's like this medicines. Great that makes that makes great sense like wherever you're going to catch the hardest opposition right next to where you catch the most active not opposition. I don't know the opposite of that word. But like I'm trying to think of an example, like westboro Bab like westboro Baptist church is now what is called the one like goes around protesting everything. Yeah. Outside abortion clinic do. There's gay people or that there's anything that's going on. That's Even even kind of suedes. suedes. Fest in Washington state like couple years ago, and they're like stand up their God hates Fags. It's like, dude. I just wanna smoke weed like I don't care. You're going to jail did this joint. Make me gay. I don't think I don't think it does. I don't it's that kind of weed. I did I got a bag of that one time, but sold that should I learned after I learned after I hit two pipes one night. That wasn't for me. I need to know. We'd. Having the pipe in your mouth is like the gas part. Well, no, it's the second. It's you smoke the weed in your right? Does that gate? And then. On the bond drugs that maybe do make you think you're gay right. Like, I don't. Shrooms poppers because it like relaxes their butts. How what I was thinking. Okay. It's like ether, whatever, they'll smell it. And. But like straddle have like Chris by doing that. If you have to snort, and I love gay people. But if I felt like I. Claiming this claim or I feel like if I had to Schwarte gasoline to have sex, and maybe I'm not having the right kind of sex for me. Yeah. I. Yep. I can't I love having sex with you. I do. Of course, just run me. Seven eleven totally like numb all the money. There. Like, ow. I just know approval. I'll prove it by gerbil.."