Listen: Turkey, Matt Turkey, Salmon discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Ashley Savona, you don't take no baloney heath wallet. Now. That's what I call while untained mint. Hot dang. It's Jessica Damian AKU coochy cooed, tea and are super premium patriots subscribers Kelli grant, they grandmaster Shannon out of a cannon. Anthony, the incredible edible Matthew's sister, give them. Ho miss. No. And Lizzy Drucker fun mother. Plus have been so much. Hey, everyone. Welcome to watch a crap in the podcast at all that crap on Bravo. That we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandil ker and joining me on this various special thanksgiving Turkey day episode. It's my lovely friend who I'm most thankful for Ronnie Kerem from from the rose perks, bachelor roasts podcast. What's going on on full for UT little Turkey. Sweet tart all Turkey, hugs Turkey. Hugs Turkey Turkey Turkey. Don't feel my Turkey about that cloned. Your Turkey just to piss her off. Oklahoma Mayflower too. God help us my God. Well, I mean is there could we be any more thankful than to have the silliest Dallas episodes of the season happen for thanksgiving episode. I mean, how amazing how hilarious. Yeah. This whole episode was a fistful up turkeys. But with some delicious stuffing. I mean this episode was crazy. I was cracking up the whole time girl, you're you cloned a phone girl role, and they're giving Amarine so we'll make screen time. It's olery cameras really come into her own. I I hope people are I've come into to appreciate her the way that we have pre. She hated her since last season. She's just hilarious. She's always been in her own. Okay. Yeah. I can't my own when I went to art school. Okay. Distributor of me. 'cause I've already come into my own. We even got distributor today. I distribute our distributor role strip Nur Grohl. The only thing bad about the episode was the end when they said the next week at the season. Finale. I was like sure. Yeah. But when they said clips of it and Leon is in like seventies. Garber whatever the hell they're wearing and she's just laying on the lawn going on so low, I'm so fucking alone poke and brandies chess like this is this is why this show is like real raining over Orange County as this sort of shed. This is this is what you call a cast. This is what you call drama. Okay. This this is the real shit here. Not some like some bullshit about like, what are they even fight about this week on arch out, even remember? I don't remember either. But they fought I don't remember either I smash it from my brain. We still got a month of festivus, you know, real housewives rubber ladies beating each other up for new reasons that I've never even to think about it. Currently. All right. Dallas and Turkey to how eating Turkey, but you know, it's still there. And after pretend everybody around me is not a murderer. And they have to they have to pretend that you're not a pussy. Yeah. That's true. But I'm still a murderer. 'cause I'm eating salmon right next to them. Just to be like lick at me. I'm being nice to the world for six months. Right out on the ground. Yeah. Listen, you can feel better because that fish family, you can know that if you were just like a normal person who eat Turkey on thanksgiving that fish family would not have been destroyed by you. But instead you are a vegetarian now, and like that fish family that was going to celebrate the holidays together had one of its numbers destroyed to feed you on thanksgiving ruined it a K least their conversation was dumber than the turkeys family. So I feel better. You don't know that really baby steps into being a good person. Okay. Salmon is next. Just hold on Sam. And maybe by next Turkey day. I'll give you up to. But those salmon goes from upstream. Okay. They willing the first of all they're they're doing exercise. They're going upstream. They're dodging bears every single day. I mean, that's that's tough work. Okay. The beat of your own drummer, try that in the marching band. You'll get the tube beating your ass turkeys. Do they like walk Turkey, get pardoned? Okay. For all their sins. Why don't we pardons turkeys? This turkey. About to get deported to Italy after spending four years for a we better, not jersey. We'd better not part Matt Turkey. Okay.."