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So but that's that's the piece that they're going to reenact where trump asks for this favor for this for Ukraine information about crowds crowd strike. Nothing about the Biden's yet. Here's how it's presented on television. Donald Trump you may have heard released a transcript. The script of him essentially extorting Ukrainian president saying military aid. Exactly unless unless you launched the investigation has the Biden's now he says you you're very clear what he just said He. Said trump is asking for a favor for him to launch the investigation on the Biden's which is he's in the literal transcript not true. The favor is asked about crowd strike Ukraine the server the corrupt the corruption going on in Ukraine Crane President saying online lists Sam exactly unless unless you launched the investigations. The Biden's say what. I'm listening listening to her going. Yeah Yeah Yeah. And they're agreeing with each other and she's like acting the fool now he says per phone call perfectly innocent and how to read. Read it on air in a fireside chat and he thinks that when he reads it out loud. It'll it'll suddenly seem so innocent that you won't want him removed from office and since I had two of the greatest living actors right here I was wondering in case I will. I'll be the judge but whether you're innocent or guilty after you read the blind let me set the scene. We'll go back and forth here. Okay let me let me let me set the scene. The scene is you're on the phone with Ukrainian president his country's been invaded by the Russians. You've got the military aid he needs but you're not going to give it to him not notice what he's saying here. His country's been invaded by the Russians. Trump has the military aid that you need a bunch of javelin okay. I mean this is unbelievable. When you're on the phone with Ukrainian president his country's been invaded by the Russians? You've got the military aid he needs. But you're not gonNA give it to him. I guess Russia's out now now that he got the military aid must be over unless you get the pro quo back. This is what you say after he says I would like the Javelin Missiles Helen. If you would try this uh-huh actually actually what what the guy said was. We are almost ready to buy more javelin from the United States for defense purposes services president his country's been invaded by the Russians. You've got the military aid he needs. But you're not gonNA give them unless you get the pro quo back. This is what you say after. Says I would like the Javelin missiles. Helen you would try this casually and I'd like this a favor. Ah I'd like you could do us a favor. The and he holds oldest fingers up like a gun and now officially they should Academy Awards BAFTA should all be rescinded. Their horrible actors healty talent for happy. I would like the Javelin missiles please. I'd like to a- and just go on and on and the whole thing is based on a bullshit lies not even from the transcript so well I can't wait to hear trump reads that line. I mean how hard to watch the Colbert show. Because it's so full this shit I mean but it's does he even know that that's just not what the transcript says. I don't care if anyone read transfer. I don't care if trump gets impeached or not. I don't care care but comedy. The writers in the back room are dreaming these skits up and their Think is funny is what we should do. Well it's not if any rider back act. There's going wow. This is not exactly what happened. Day would be excoriated. Say so what's the point. We're trying to get a laugh here. Well that's true too just let it is does affect the public discourse in his very irresponsible. As far as I'm concerned had plenty of ways to get a laugh. There's plenty of jokes out there. This this writers can write good material. They don't have to lie to the public and mislead people no barrier. It's just it's just shameful But it's just US may be Just stick with the twenty twenty Sandy Andy was schilling for Bernie on the aforementioned What was that? The the climate change gene event down in South Carolina. Were right right right and with with the ground loop buzz well. They didn't have the ground loop buzz on on now. Ao See he dressed in a very interesting outfit just from television and stage perspective along green dress about half half hi to under the long well below the knees with Brown's with no black stockings or whatever they were in black shoes it and it was it was this was a different outfit for her. And I'm not and it was green of course which I guess was for the green new deal But then when she had kind of flowing motion and then she went into this whole thing about politicians which he repeated later on stage or maybe it was earlier at Bernie any rally But this was a much better version as she's just talking about how heartbreaking it is when politicians lie to and so when you elect act two politician and then they let you down it feels like rejection. It feels like heartbreak it feels like betrayal and it feels feels like I never wanNA love again. That's what that's like and so I never want to love again here. We go the day by the way. Let's play the whole feels like I never wanNA love again. That's what that feels like. And so I understand Stan how that feels because I felt that way but you know what happens when you say I never want to love again. Your heart gets black and you turn angry. You think I'M GONNA take my clippers today. Thank you Sandy. Tom Thank you sandy. I Want Uh yes. That's our new tune and whenever we play a clip like that that is the funniest clip for a while. Can you believe that it just tickles. Andress looked expensive to me. All her stuff is it's it's haute couture man. It's not off the rack to a good start getting in some good stuff she well. She's got the right figure for it. She can look good at it. Hangs there it gets good Kudos from the plugs for for the labels. Yeah I I want to do. They do pro. I'll have to look at some of the fashion magazines. How much they highlighted and what she's wearing? I know that they just beginning a and once they figure this out that they can buy her. She's perfect loners you know she would. Of course it's loners same dress twice up. Can you imagine that would be like Judy Woodruff. WHO's been pushed offers should? Maybe she's on vacation but I haven't really interesting. They got some dour our woman out of doing the show younger. Not One of the regulars just a new two or three new people on there that are just there all the time now. I think they've done a revamp now. Now you you mentioned this in the in the newsletter the the Big Greta ahead in San Francisco. The A big mural. I figured unless you have one I have. I think it's a local report but I thought it was rather interesting kind of contrast your comments which were what the heck could we could have had so many giant heads of so many interesting. Put it big headed this girl on there for. She's never even been to San Francisco as far as I know. I don't even know if she has no she hasn't really well. We would have known as you've been to San Francisco because she'd have the key to the city hanging around her neck or more award..

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