Ron Burgundy, FBI, Sarah Current Howard discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast
Yes it's me. Ron Burgundy. Thank you for joining me for another episode of the Ron. Burgundy PODCAST CAROLINA Here. I am right and right next here. I've been here for like five minutes. Our view not even noticed me. What's going on I? Pulled my neck and neck out. So I can only look forward. Literally and spiritually. I am only looking forward from now on. Not going to move until the muscle relaxant has kicked in, and the pain has completely gone away. So you're going to have to tell me your facial expressions so I know how you're feeling you. Do you understand or Are you nodding right now. What kind of muscle relaxant you take, you know. It's a little bottle of muscle relaxants that had for a while. The name is is actually rubbed off from the bottle. My mom passed the bottle down to me years ago when I was a little boy, and she said take this if your neck hurts. I also have a bottle of aged codeine syrup. It's about seven years old. Do you want some? It's in that the Brown bag in my purse. You know what I mean. Take some. Weights? We're kind of muscle relaxing. Do you take? It doesn't have a full name on it. It's only has one syllable it's. It's. God. It's a Finnish name. was a drug that was banned from Finland in the fifties after the Prince of Finland took it. What happened to him well, he He has a bad back he takes. Then some people in his palace ticket. It gets around you know then, or has it. All of the servants in his palace turned into pieces of furniture, candlesticks and foot stools. Wait to. He turned into a beast. Who told you that I think it's from beauty and the beast? I think your. Way You're saying. Is that the Princeton? The beauty and the beast in his entire castle had a bad reaction to a muscle relaxant. Oh! So people know about that. Yeah, it's actually a children's story. Are you frowning. You think I shouldn't have taken it now I'm smiling. I'm glad you're okay and I hope you feel better. I can tell you rolling your eyes. On today's episode, we're talking about the rule of law those who vowed to serve and protect and who better to talk to than a dog who saved twelve lives. That's right Freda. The world. Famous rescue dog is in the studio. Hey, wait I tank. Get Frida I I. CAN'T I can't see you so i. can't tell if you're joking. Are you joking? She's busy. Busy. This is just for the people in Hong is a real dog of us. Yes, a beautiful blonde lab encouraged everyone to look her up. She has spent her life helping rescue survivors from natural disasters around the world. She's may be the most. Real hero and she's worked since she was a puppy. She's ten years old now. She she saved twelve I know that why? Why do you think I wanted to book her? What was she going to say? Run well. She can tell us choose a dog. You did this despite being. Your Voice. You're upset. But you are no I'm still smiling. Anyway I booked a human who can speak a former, FBI former FBI agent, so an FBI agent who got fired by someone more important did did to the rescue dog fire him now he's happily retire. He was actually in the Bureau for like twenty five years. Hey, no, do not take another muscle. Ron Please. Don't have that run. That's not yours. Yes. My God. Okay! It's fine. We'll just pick the how many there are. Christ one I, didn't do Pressler. It's blows room I didn't mean to. Is there a coffee stir I can snort that powder at. That's really all around my God. No, no, that's what I'll do you know. Let's degrading. In my gums that one I saved. All right. How I mean that Al He. Broke the skin. I probably broke the skin. We'll be right back with an FBI agent. Christ? All My name is Ron Burgundy and did you know that I? Recently switched to state farm. This is an ad for state farm. It's just an interesting story. I was with a big silly company that offered me plenty of savings and a lot of good laughs. However I was never truly confident. That's right. You heard here, Ron. Burgundy was never truly confident until I switched over to state farm. I know. It sounds like a commercial for state farm, but here's the deal. It's justice story and I like to tell it. The old company kept me up at night, worrying about what I signed and what I was really covered for and whether or not. Not, I was safe in the world, well a sophisticated friend of mine whose name Will Remain Unspoken Sarah Current Howard. Davies told me she sleeps perfect at night ever since she switched over to state farm when I heard this Iran out full speed down the street to the nearest payphone, folks, there's not a lot of payphones out there anymore. It was about a twelve mile run, and I got on the phone and dump Mike infusing quote, Unquote money-saving policy and got state farm. I actually feel insured now over the first time in my life sounds like a commercial, but it was just a story. Tell Them Burgundy. Set You for whatever reason this commercial..