Listen: Alaska, Ted Kaczynski And George Mike discussed on Monday Morning Podcast
"Is that it was supposed to be put him down on the street? Look at me. And there's whether fuck I was. Slowly, going down the street, isn't as exciting isn't this? What you get when you get a free fucking podcast. You get absolutely poodle that the satellite took a picture of you think it's still alive. It's one of those bigger poodles. Like, the George Mike and of poodles, you know, those big ones are actually really good at frisbee actually become a dog when they get that big. All right with a fuck is that you fucking whore. Don't be like this. I don't fucking though, I told you basically where it is. And it's on the fucking west side of the street, anyways, I had a goddamn Riedel. I'm still thinking about it here. I am in the middle of the podcast doing one of the most boring things I could possibly do which is search for the thing. That's how good this fucking burrito was literally stocking. It just so I can look stand outside the window via my fucking laptop. All right. That was excruciatingly boring. And if this podcast wasn't free fucking apologize for it. So I got a letter here for some fan from Alaska. All right, here that expression where they say you can't run from your problems. Well, tell people in Alaska because most people up there are wanted you know, and not in a good way. Mike, we've really love you to come back to South Dakota. They are wanted in. One of those fucking idiots those spur of the moment Bank robbers we standing there. And the only reason why you rob the Bank was because the line was just long enough to give you enough time to think like, you know, what I could always rob this fucking Bank. And if there was no one in front of you, you just wanna gone in and found out what you know, what your balance was. But there was just seven people in front of you. You started working out the whole thing, you know, the fucks going on look at everybody we all work every single day in every week. They give us a check. They don't give as cash they give us a check these numbers on a piece of paper. What do we do with that? We take it right down to these cuts. We give them all our money. You know? It's this. I feel like a fucking Hooker right now. I went out and I worked all right? I get my money in this format fucking currency that I can't I can't even use go to you you fucking asshole. And then you keep the shit. I gotta stick it in there. And you give it out to twenty dollars at a time. Tell me everything's gonna be okay. I want, you know, something I would love to go to a Bank where they actually had the nerve to walk around and like purple sparkly suits with big feathers driving Lincoln continentals from nineteen seventy five just dress like the fucking pimp that you are give shit doll myself up to go in there and try and get my money you fucking. So anyways, this is a this is a letter from crazy Alaskan fan said Bill bought let it go on itunes. Earlier this evening and had quite the fucking goat. Rope. I don't know what that means. I'm sure that means like I was freaking out in Alaska had quite the fucking goat. Rope. The fuck would that mean, the Italian Goto your cabin up there? Goats eat everything. I don't get it. Crazy Alaskan fan. Can you please explain that to me? I don't know. You had quite the fucking goat rope. Okay. That doesn't sound like it was good anyways. I live out in the middle of bef e Alaska. I don't know what that means either an area or is that bum fucking east Alaska. I don't know and have no need for the internet in my Ted Kaczynski cabin. According to Mark Maron on Twitter. Ted Kaczynski's cabin is actually for sale. But I guess every go continuing my neighbor who is down the road has has the internet. And if I sit my laptop sideways facing due south on the very top of my Warren commission volumes. I can connect at tiptop nineteen ninety seven speed. I only do this once a month. So I went on itunes, and I bought let it go. Joe DeRosa album, the depression auction and some Chuck Berry that got great taste too. Great comedians, and one of the greatest guitars of all time.."