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"The news with Gene Grad Adam. You just taped another special and I am very curious if you had your audience. Do what Pete Davidson is now doing. He is apparently very concerned about his jokes leaking so the twenty thirty six year old. SNL CAST member and stand up. Comic has reportedly been requiring audiences. Wait a minute yes. When did he start leaking jokes out of his mouth south? I don't think that process has begun. Might have to find himself. He is He is making his audience sign. NDA's for one million dollars if they go against what the NBA. The nondisclosure agreement says during his standup shows I feel like jokes or just sort of free and men to be shared and yet can be retold than if somebody tell somebody a joke or so shows someone a joke and then you're coming out the next night to do a show and that person heard it. Then that's on them. That's the way you tell the joke to. It's not like any joke. Works at anybody the same way with anybody. It gets worse. A Fan who Attended a show at the Sydney Goldstein Theater in San Francisco. Posted about the contract. She wrote quote. I got an email today in forming in order to see the show I have to sign a nondisclosure agreement agreement in that way. The Sydney Goldstein Theater is the only. It's the only theater on record that has the word word open and then under it says already. It's that Jewish. Got Some others have yes were open they have good and be done with it in the exit good riddance too bad rubbish rubbish the NDA. The signer cannot give any interviews opinions or critiques about it in any form whatsoever including blogs logs twitter facebook instagram and any other social networking. The van also claims that the contract gives Pete's team the right to conference confiscate seize and destroy Oy any phones or cameras that breached the agreement and that any breach will require a one million dollar payment and damages legal fees. You can't say I saw pete show a good reasonable doubt difficult to enforce the want the second you draft something up that it's filled with stop so to be fair to pete who I don't like being for being fair to but once a lawyer gets hold of it it's like you can't can't walk out of the theater you if your brother's named Pete you call Peter you can't compete anymore. That's Dell include that in the language list include everything they they can put onto a piece of paper shine but doesn't he want people to come see his show because he looks like a colossal Dick doing this and not who would go who bother. I don't no I mean didn't he walked out of his show few months ago because the owner said. Hey we're not allowed to talk about Whoever you're right and then he said you said Arianna oriented Guerande and now I'm leaving and he yelled at the kids? Yes twenty six. You're not supposed to take yourself that fucking seriously to get up there. Grab the MIC tells some jokes about take some pictures and go home. I do it all the time. It's it's not that difficult. There's a version of show business. It's kind of a Jay Leno I know version of it. Just be a person who gets paid more than everybody tells jokes. You know all the other stuff trapping really part of that lie or you can make a a huge part of your life. Yeah and that's I mean that would have to be part of his stick is he. You know it's like if Seinfeld was doing some special one night pop up thing and yet everyone signed an an NDA pelvic okay. Whatever but just to be sort of a regular old comic? WHO's saying if I come to your random theater and you're random city do not talk about it on facebook across sue you also write some more jokes like just keep writing jokes? What what's so precious about your jokes as anyone know Pete Davidson joke? Anyone texted or tweeted. Dave I don't know any Pete Davidson ride a new right a new batch of jokes. If somebody's takes one of your jokes it starts spreading around Gary. Goes this question for me. How difficult to enforce contracts where you're forcing people to sign them at a place where drinking required they email it to you beforehand? That's what she said. Also notified to be fair. Brian Place ice were drinking neighbor. Eight and when I agreed to that days in advance of the concert. Yes so billy Dee Williams in the news today he reveals he identifies as gender fluid during an interview with Esquire magazine Oh. FM Bradley was trying to get some of that gender fluid office hog rubbing on a dust. Drop all drapes. Yeah the eighty two year old actor best known as Lando Cal Risen in the star wars film says he sees himself as feminine as well as masculine he also uses feminine and Masculine Pronouns. I love the fact that all these guys are stumbling stumbling onto this on their seventy seventh birthday like you went through your fucking entire life. Banging hot blondes endorsing Malt Liquor. Now now oh you're here my pronoun loose. Yeah say he says. I never tried to anything except myself. I think of myself as a relatively colorful. Oh character who doesn't take himself or herself too seriously and you say you see. I say himself and herself because I also see myself as feminine as well as Masculine Glenn. I'm a very soft person. I'm not afraid to show that side of myself. You know what's going on with everything every time someone every time somebody sits down down to do an interview with whatever cool pop online publication magazine. They get some cute now. Fill one-sentence this. This is driving me nuts. I'm going to grab him. Get some cute woke twenty four year old. And they're like I'm doing an interview with you and then I have to pretend after pretend tend to like the young kids bands and be gender fluid and neutral and here my pronouns. Because I'm talking to this person if you're talking to some Vietnam Vat who was like sitting there and complain about the GATT damn kids in their pop music. You wouldn't be explaining that so what's happening is you got a bunch of old stiffs. And they're they're all uptight and there's a rich Whitey version of this. And there's old old black Hollywood heartthrob version of this and they sit down with all these young woke Fox and explain their basically feeding of own. I'm down I'm gender there so so then the article comes out and you go. Oh that's who this person is. No that's that's not who this person is. They've never mentioned it before. And if you sent someone that was their age have very different conversation to interview them and it wouldn't roll legendary augury last chapter here man it's influencing and now it's on the record so it's like and I think we all would like Sirte it ten ten to do it like if if somebody you know. Some young attractive girl sat down and she wanted to indepth interview with me. I've tried a hip it up a little bit. I wouldn't be like I go home and I listened to Freddie and the dreamers that's fifties to ban all back around and play pea knuckle with the older friends of mine and then we go down to the Denny's we breakfasts that we get our dinner to five o'clock special on their glass asks warm buttermilk and I go to bed early bed down. I put my cap on but my sleep and cap on my MHM backing up my quill right down a few ideas on parchment and then I hit the sack off to dream. Now I'd try to hip it up but he's eighty two. What does he care? It's funny that you and I both landed on hitting the story from different cynical angles because you hate it for what you just Said said me. It's always like one a shock just before the guys movie comes out some big revelatory interview with some shocking information. It's always that way. Oh so and so's dating. Oh yes and that's why when it comes to headlines. I'm always very suspicious of even though sometimes we do talk about him because they're fun to talk about. But every time an autobiography it comes out. It's like all of a sudden. Oh my God like Demi Moore was assaulted when she was fifteen at what I had no idea. Well she's not a biography coming out co-stars. There's a hockey game together. Movies comes out next week. All right. There's also you know they do. There's there's a couple versions of this like there was I remember. I don't know why we've been talking about the Brady bunch a lot but every night marsha. What's her name? Maureen McCormick Cormack came out like a tell all book I did cocaine. I had a problem with cocaine. Because it's all the stuff th Oh Marcia Brady squeaky clean break right. Yep Kinda booker shocking the Bolivian channel. And so she was like she was like I. Yeah in the in the mid eighties or early eighties. I got caught up and The sorta you know she told me about the Hollywood cocaine in whatever and I was like. Oh so you must have been You must have been hipped all that. That wonderland stuff with John. Holmes Wonderland Street massacre and they made a movie about it and all that something she's like how's that La Laurel Canyon Valley and like all the coke. And there's a guy who's dealing coke in boogie nights and Blah Blah Blah and. Then they murdered everyone. It's like I didn't know about that and I'm like okay. You would have definitely if you were in that. Have a lean somebody off Laurel Kane and Richard Sister Way you get from the valley into the city city and she probably lived in Valley village studio city or something and there was a slaughter with hammers. Like cocaine dealers. Were in that world. We've got around you and you were twenty three at the time. He would have been aware of it. Yeah that's all. Did you tell her that I was so many words. I was curious curious that she had no idea what I'm talking about. But it's adjusted that. This was a sensational headline about her problem with coke. You know the past well. Next Month as we talked about Laughlin is doing a Boston courtroom to face prosecutors. That's why when I hear already lying is pitching book. Go get the fuck Outta here. jokester folks there. Get a buck out of here Maureen. She's been practicing with her attorneys. We've talked about that URL. Laurie Lachlan your favorite. Meanwhile one of lorries daughters has returned turned to youtube after her long silence the long national nightmares over Olivia. Jade has shut down the account out of embarrassment as soon as the emissions scandal broke but on Sunday she uploaded a two minute video. Olivia Jade says. She's so happy to be back in touch with their fans but there is a catch. Here's the clip. Sarah they have been gone for a long time and as much as I wish I could talk all of this really hard for me to say this just because I know that it's something that needs to be addressed. It's just unfortunately which is also why didn't know exactly what I should come back to you too but the reason that is just 'cause I'm legally not allowed to speak on anything going on right now. Yeah not everyone needs to share their thoughts. I have realized there's too how many platforms with too many people sharing thoughts that we really don't need to hear about this podcast. I didn't need you to come back on Youtube to tell me you can't be on Youtube. Maybe Aleisha Relationship Party Gina. Maybe no more of this than I do. But the thing where youtubers speak to the camera and they're cutting between the thoughts so as to assuming assuming like cutout dead air or the same thing they do people. I'm afraid people are watching and thinking. They're smarter than they are because they're not doing a And you know what I mean. That's just a cut. It's just it's just an incoherent when I'm guessing they're not yeah and I mean mean like on vine or tick tock whatever can be done in a kind of a comical way but I think she's she mine now make this decree must go full scurr says e through through the kitchen and good cam. Steady Cam shot get it right. Pitch one shot Obon not GonNa make you seem smart in the Edit Bay.."