David, Three Thousand, Today discussed on The Bible...but Funnier


I <Speech_Male> <Silence> <Advertisement> <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Female> <Speech_Music_Female> <Speech_Music_Male> mean i thought <Silence> no <Speech_Male> david <Speech_Male> interrupted saul <Speech_Male> there no tigers. <Speech_Male> I was just doing a <Speech_Male> bit earlier <Speech_Male> with that. <Speech_Male> David stepped <Silence> <Advertisement> onto the battlefield. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> <Speech_Male> Seeing the young boy <Silence> shepherds clothes <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> the philistines were <Speech_Male> confused. <Speech_Male> Glaive himself <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> a <SpeakerChange> loud <Speech_Male> rumbling belly. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> Laugh <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> let me <Speech_Male> coin. Tournament <Speech_Male> will not be relevant <Speech_Male> for about <SpeakerChange> three thousand <Speech_Male> years. <Speech_Male> Will <Speech_Male> that means laugh <Speech_Male> out loud. <Speech_Male> Because that's what i'm <Speech_Male> doing. <Speech_Male> David thirty hurts. <Speech_Male> August and angrily <Speech_Male> yelling his trademark. <Speech_Male> The term <Speech_Male> goliath continued <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> year <SpeakerChange> co mountain <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> libro. <Speech_Male> This'll be easy. <Silence> <Speech_Male> Confidently <Speech_Male> david step closer <Speech_Male> to the giant man <Silence> <SpeakerChange> he declared <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> you come to me with a <Speech_Male> sword and with a spear <Speech_Male> with a javelin <Speech_Male> but i come <Speech_Male> to the name of the lord <Speech_Male> of the armies of <Speech_Male> israel. The same <Speech_Male> got insulted <Speech_Male> today <Speech_Male> this day. <Speech_Male> The lord will deliver <Speech_Male> you into my hand. <Speech_Male> All the <Speech_Male> who know the lord <Speech_Male> saves not with a sword <Speech_Male> and the spear <Speech_Male> the battle belong <Silence> to the lord. <Speech_Male> <Silence> Make good song <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> so it is <Speech_Male> you <Speech_Male> who should come <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> at me <Silence> <Advertisement> bro. <Speech_Male> Glass <Speech_Male> mild sinisterly <Speech_Male> and lumbered <Speech_Male> forward. <Speech_Male> David rammed <Speech_Male> him quickly but dug <Speech_Male> in his heels when he got closer <Speech_Male> he <Speech_Male> reached into his bag <Speech_Male> and took out one smooth <Speech_Male> stone <Speech_Male> after place in his <Speech_Male> sling. He's spun <Speech_Male> his thing around <Speech_Male> around <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> and around <Speech_Male> then off. <Speech_Male> Stone went soaring <Speech_Male> through the air. <Speech_Male> The stone <Speech_Male> hit glides <Speech_Male> exceptionally large <Speech_Male> forehead. And <Speech_Male> go i faltered <Speech_Male> until you fell face <Speech_Male> first onto <Speech_Male> the ground. <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> The referee got down <Silence> to look at the giant <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> for <Speech_Female> <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> to one <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> nocco. <Silence> <Advertisement> <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> That's how david won <Speech_Male> the day without even <Speech_Male> using a sword. <Speech_Male> I'll use with <Speech_Male> a sling. A stone <Silence> and the help of god <Silence> <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> see <Speech_Male> their champion was goner. <Speech_Male> The philistines <Speech_Male> turned and <Speech_Male> ran <Speech_Male> here. Is israel <Speech_Male> set off in pursuit <Silence> to defeat <Speech_Male> them. <Speech_Male> David grabbed a couple of <Speech_Male> souvenirs from goliath <Speech_Male> and went back to <Silence> the camp. Israel <Speech_Male> salsa <Speech_Male> and turn <Silence> to his commander <Speech_Male> abner who <Speech_Male> is munching on a wide <Silence> assortment of cheeses. <Speech_Male> Abner <Speech_Male> who's <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> thank kid. <SpeakerChange> <Silence> Abner shrugged <Speech_Male> moore <Silence> <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> saul. <Speech_Male> Went <SpeakerChange> over to meet <Speech_Male> david. <Speech_Male> First off <Speech_Male> congrats <Speech_Male> not <SpeakerChange> bad for a rookie. <Speech_Male> Second of <Speech_Male> all who <Silence> in law world are <Silence> you <Speech_Male> <SpeakerChange> bowing. <Silence> David replied <Speech_Male> i am the <Speech_Male> son of your servant jesse <Speech_Male> up with lamb <Speech_Male> also <Speech_Male> literally the chatroom <Speech_Male> before this i <Speech_Male> was playing the lyre <Speech_Male> to soothe your <Speech_Male> tormented soul. <Speech_Male> So <SpeakerChange> you are <Speech_Male> seriously sane. <Speech_Female> You forgotten <Silence> <Speech_Male> <Silence> soldier shrugged. <Speech_Male> Oh yeah <Speech_Male> totally <Speech_Male> forgot about <SpeakerChange> that. <Speech_Male> I'm king <Speech_Male> lots of stuff going on <Speech_Male> anyway. <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> If you want to give up your <Speech_Male> singer-songwriter career <Speech_Male> can can you a <Speech_Male> spot <SpeakerChange> in the <Silence> military. <Speech_Male> I can't <Speech_Male> i do both <SpeakerChange> <Silence> david replied. <Speech_Male> That's <Speech_Male> fine with me. <Speech_Male> Just don't try <Speech_Male> to be more popular than <Speech_Male> me <Silence> saul replied. <Speech_Male> I <Speech_Male> can only see that <Speech_Male> ending in those <Silence> astor. <Speech_Music_Male> <Speech_Music_Male> <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> The <Speech_Male>

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