Brooks, Mr Biden, Al Noise discussed on Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network

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Again comedy episode of our miss brooks written by al noise. Well as some of you may remember. Last night was new year's eve like everyone else. Our miss brooks who teaches english at madison. High school had looked forward to celebrating with considerable anticipation but as the poet robert burns. Put it the best laid plans of mice and men gang after. I don't know about the men. But i'm certainly one of the mice robbie had in mind because last night somebody really ganged up on my way. Everything started off. Normally enough saturday morning as i joined my landlady at the breakfast table county. Here's some tomato juice he will do you good dear. What is this a down payment on tomorrow morning. Then eat tomorrow. Not if you come to my party tonight. What kind of party having davis very quiet. Connie i just asked some of the neighbors into listen to the radio maybe dan. It'll be a nice relaxed the evening. Of course i am having some ilk with refreshments. Who's helping you ninety the bartender from mulligans. Salou that should lead to a very relaxed evening earlier than you think he'd not going to whisky you see if he's been working from. Just a mulligan barney's insistent on having new years eve all why is that he can't stand drunks. Funding likes nothing better than to drop over here. Naked a little friendly. Bola punch if i remember correctly. Connie you sampled some of bunnies punch last year. I almost did mrs davis. Somebody jostled me as i was about to drink some. I spilled it on my black evening down. I don't remember that at all kinds of i do. It started a run my address rating. It was a very mild mixture. Right we even dip lead fingers into the punch after a while. I know and a little while after that. The lady fingers were diving into the bowl. I'm just teasing davis. I'd like nothing better than the share. A little punch with you tonight. But i probably have date with mr barrington. Hasn't the yet county. Mr born takes him a week to get enough courage to speak up. You'd think he'd know where he stands by now. I dropped him enough hints. Heaven knows in just yesterday. I told him. I thought there was nothing quite as exciting as the scent of an orchid than the popping of champagne. Corks you think. It'll work canny indubitably. Mrs davis he'll probably take into a shop and that means smell an orchid while he cracks. His knuckles isn't the biggest spender during the world economy. No i think there's the maharaja in india who spends eight or nine dollars a week more after all. Mr boynton is a schoolteacher. He probably just can't. Who can that be come on in. He needs to steal real common. Yes thanks good morning. Westbrook's versus david. Hello mr biden. Now isn't that a coincidence. Mr boy i was just going to clear the table and clear out. What's coincidental about that. Now she's got a good reason to see you later. Take your time dear. Well mr boeing. This is rather a surprise visit. I guess it is want a cup of coffee right. Keeps pretty hot in this percolator. Hey you are thank you. That was fun. Why do we do now. Tonight is always new year's eve miss brooks yes. I know it's a one night in the year. I believe in celebrating. See the bachelor can have especially a bachelor. Schoolteacher is to really let go once in a while. Might also be to hold on once in a while. Shocked withdraw the statement. Strike that from the record park. One thing i'm grateful for his brooks's in our relationship has always been completely honest and aboveboard i can talk to you straight from the shoulder. You said it can mr boy. I don't have to beat around the bush now. You don't. I can come right to the point without stalling. I hear you talking. I don't have to mask real intentions with lettuce pseudo. Diplomacy never know pseudo. Diplomacy what i'm trying to say miss brooks is well several weeks ago. I promised to attend a biologists club. New year's eve party at the club jamboree tonight. Oh that sounds like a lot of fun mystifying. Why i'm sure it will be. But the ticket cost five dollars miss brooks and well. I only had enough with the one when i bought it. And we'll since then i've had some unexpected expenses and just haven't been able to afford another one of course i'd love to ask you to join me tonight but i couldn't very well invite you to pay your own ticket. Could i knew that. I couldn't pay for it. I mean i've had some holiday expenses of my own mr by two whole of eating terribly terribly so he won't be together miss brooks as a matter of fact i i suspected you're just as broke as i am. That's why i came over to see you. Now what do you mean. mr biden. Happy new year. Miss brooks same deal mr biden and thank you for a lovely morning all right now. Let cars all lang zayn and this will be the earliest i've ever folded on new year's weeks be annoyed miss brookshire. I'll be thinking about you tonight from the minute i sit down in that nightclub and pick up my noisemaker thanks. I'll be thinking of you tonight. As soon as i sit down by the window and blow my tin horn. Guess i'd better be running along now. Get cleaned the big night. Yes you do that mr biden. I've got to help. Mrs davis with the dishes. Forgive me if i don't chase you walk you to the door. Strictly well see you next year like they say. Don't take any wooden biologist. Now that's just dandy dandy connie to home to wrist we've got a big night ahead of a. We've got a big night ahead of him. Mr biden going to the biologist. Party alone mrs davis alone but the playing. Connie he just can't afford to take me with him. Tickets are five dollars. A copy. If i had five dollars i could mrs davis. I'd be happy to connie you would of course but i haven't got a quarter. I spent my entire budget for this. We continue its party. Oh well thanks. Just the same davis no sense in worrying about it. i guess. New year's eve is just another night. Maybe that's mr boynton again. I finish up in the kitchen. Come on the doors still open. Good morning brooks mr conklin. What fortuitous circumstance brings madison's esteemed principle to the nba loboda the lowly faculty member. You've seen your sheriff. Charlie and movies having.

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