Listen: Titans, Fuck Snyder, Cosco discussed on The Basement Yard
"Pretzels cool ranch. Now, what kind of pretzels talking. Just all pretzels as a whole. If I'm being honest, I don't give a fuck. I love pretzels. I like pretzels to dude, but coup injury. Do you like pretzels at a baseball game count? No, it has to be besties has to be first of all bags pretzels. They suck. Not that they suck sour dough pretzels or show fucking good. Those big ass ones. They're not like butter twists. Pretzels. Those are the best pretzels. I don't. I don't like butter to Spertzel's. What I don't like him. You don't like them? No, I don't like you. Don't you prefer other things or you're like, oh, no, I don't like this. I'm not gonna eat it. I prefer, I'll eat them up. I prefer way more pretzels than voter two months. What. I don't understand my favorite pretzels. Our dole the hard pretzels. Those hurts most ships heard, but I prefer those and the long pretzel rods press. All right. But the the hard pretzels, the sour door love them. I love them. Butter twists are some of the greatest things on our. I sorta got kids too. If you went to like Cosco and you big tub of butter twist, I'll eat the whole thing. I can't do it again. I'm pro hundred. The think about it. I wish I could take a bunch of butter like butter. Twists crush them up into dust. Put them in this paper. And then just fun to my fucking ass. That's how good they are. That's how good those are. Maybe I've sleeping on them. Maybe I'll get some tonight and try again. Yes, I'll do it. I'll try again tonight. Bring some here to mind ever had butter flavored bagel. Butter flavored pickle pickles. Yeah, I don't. I don't eat pickles, they're, they're gross. They're like, salty is fuck so pretzels. Not that salty. Dude, you're a baseball game. Looks like fucking Rick. James fucking sprinkled. Got imprint on. No, I mean fucking but there's more bread than salt with this. It's like it's dipping back into the salt water, pretzel dips. Like when the pretzels come in small little dip, they look like tater tots. Oh yeah. And you get to tell them the shit that Nacho cheese. I guess the the give the edge, the cool ranch. It's been. It's been there for me more. But yeah, shout out to Snyder's pretzels. Yeah. If you're listening, please fucking sponsor. Twiss. Fuck Snyder's butter to us. Very good. All right. Ruffles shed and sour cream and Pringles sour cream and onion. Yeah, I think the fours coming out. Yeah. I think the rifles are making a fucking Ron dude. I think it's, it's, it's that cheddar cheddar and sour cream in a sour cream division. It's kinda like have an all star team. Yeah, it's like it's like that college basketball team that, yeah, Kentucky three. The kids could have went to Duke, but they got in trouble. So they went to like San Diego State and they're really good. You know what I mean? That's what the ruffles sour cream cheddar. It's a mixture. You know what I mean? It's got like a coach Carter field gone. It's so good. So damn coach Carter gloomy. Yeah. Loved it. It was okay. All right. They win. Cheeto another thing. Remember the titans. Yeah, right. Did you know historically that those games were weren't even close. What they beat the should everyone. Everyone like by fifty points at all. Those close games are made up. That's funny. I had no idea while I was doing. I was looking at because I want down this Denzel because that movie came out that utilize their this guys played the same guy in the last like five hundred movies. When's the last time he did it, and then I made my way down to remember that's remember the titans. So then I went even further research. They blew everyone out. That's cool. The only thing that's true is like here really got in a car crash to paralyze. Yeah. And then he died in another car accident by drunk driver. Jesus. Nice Bertil mama. Also Ryan Gosling cameo on. They're not really a cameo yet. Pretty good role gets benched gets benched anyway. Can't up a starting job. What a bitch Cheetos puffed versus Nacho cheese Doritos. I really don't wanna see torito's championship because I feel like it's corny. But I gotta give the not showed she's three those there. Yeah. Yeah, it just it just does more. It's more convenient. It's just it just it just does more for me.."