Listen: New Zealand, Australia, Tasmania discussed on Jeather's Random Stuff
"Talk Shit with a fuck are they gonNA do. There's like was it. ORB ORB is not supposed to be buried read. I don't know so I guarantee when I die. There's nothing we valuable on my body. I want all the people living then. I don't have anything Steve Valuable. Yeah you do anything valuable shit. I don't not that I'm GONNA get buried with. I don't have a crown crown on them Eh. Buried or I'm not yet Yet there's still time Koby we can but the people that stole the crowns and the orb like got away in a motor boat. Not just the car. Though they went by sea they parked moldable blue by lake. So this is a badge on display a church and they parked their motorboat below the Church and so they just hopped on the motorboat and like took off and they can't find them anywhere they disappear they still have not found them have them. So they're still at large judge Moore not the jewelry and the jewels on the crowns anymore or the orb on the black market. Yes is there. They no longer have never getting caught. Well that's like Ocean's eleven it is isn't it. I actually love those Mesa. Me Sube Oceans Eight. Yes I've been really like off that too. It was a twist and turn and it kept onto a sitting attorney and I love movies like that. There's not very much I own all those. Oh good computer has come back and it looks like did record. Yeah God shit there because that was good anal probe talk right there. There's like descend on the Candy Bowl here which one red one and red light system one a lot. This one is really good if anybody eats the swamp they can't see okay. Oh it's a it's a good Daiva and it's a dark chocolate like Oh shit. Yeah I am a show Erin and Kobe what weight inside it tells and I love the sixty percent cocoa So good so delicious it looks delicious can have a by the elite. I think you drink some wine afterwards with the wine. Oh God yeah. I've got dark chocolate. And the and the red wine Soga Um Data so smooth all my candies from Costco. I Love Costco. I always buy it when that's that's on sale all right well so we- Sanders poisoner right. We have these are only on number. Three's thief's chiefs -Tario next. This is a New Zealand and they're having an avocado crimewave. We are still having avocado point. We are having avocado crisis. 'CAUSE I pay way too much. This is desperate bridget tooth in New Zealand right. They have had a two year avocado shortage. There's no good and that's no. It's no way I know with fires so now. I know that's a separate Australia. Close No fires on New Zealand. Nealon Australia are they evacuate new to news. No no no. No New Zealanders never nowhere. Close Australia Zealand's this call stroke. NOPE NOPE NOPE has has. Many Tasmania is the island. It's it's all fuck sorry college professor on the field on all right so so because Avocados are shortage and they're super expensive. There are about what three dollars and thirty cents for one. Avocado insane sounds it was four dollars. Yeah Big One one. Makoto sell what happens. Is People Start Stealing Avocado so blessed so J will sneak in the middle of night into the orchards and steal Avocados and sell them on the black market. Oh I would do that. Yeah so some. Farmers are taking matters into own Hanson. They're putting like razor wire around their orchards. To try to keep out razor-wire arrays your wire like barbed wire like around around like they're can overcome protect that shit. Yes so in one orchard this guy found two robbers that were stealing avocados. They each had a do they cover like from your bed in you know yeah. Loaded with forty three hundred dollars worth of all co found them and the former they got caught. They got caught good good and so what they're doing that. Oh Gosh this one. This one guy caught two thieves older men that had these long sticks with the hook at the end is to reach up and take all the Avocados of the. Oh Shit stolen tonight. At one of the older mid had to flee on his mobility scooter sooner does go very with because our without the flea mobility I yeah I can't I can't even. I don't know how that happened way. Finally he got caught. I'm assuming cliche so it. Well it said he fled. I don't know that maybe that guy that had the orchard was couldn't run or something maybe he there was two so maybe had the one the one on that fled on his scooter special scooter. That goes under a mile per hour five miles per hour. So what's is happening. Is that people since Avocados are short. They just put their own of Carter tree like in your backyard. Yeah that makes sense. There is a waiting waiting lists now to get avocado trees at the nurseries because there aren't any because everybody wants an avocado tree and even people that put them in their backyards. People come coming steal them. Out of the backyard's razor wire round the avocado tree in your own yard getting Avocado Trie. We we can't have him here why that it's too cold. What but it's a warm day won't grow? They won't grow fine. I'll put it in my house. I'll die in the winter. I'll put it in my house. Who Do it? I dare dared fucking do it. I'm going to put in a big old PA girl Avocados in my house. Do it okay. Really quick so New Zealand is close to Australia Australia so I was. I was like I just I in sorry me right it Kobe Ron but they don't have any fires in New Zealand but look how close they are. That's why I was asking. You think there are evacuating into New Zealand from Australia. Oh you because they were to Tasmania. Tasmania is a little island right. South Australia rights. Is it that thing that little white spot right there. It's the thing it's the big one that would be news. I was right New Zealand's that Big Island you guys rock. I I knew I I thought it was up. Where did you think up with? I don't know what you said. I was like okay. I'M GONNA give it to her. I thought it was by Australia. You're like you don't know what you're talking because there's a that that little tiny space eight Australia. I don't know anything about geography. Maybe you were thinking about Tokyo. Yeah I think I was thinking about like fucking Icelanders here all all my shark week that I watch every little part to New Zealand and Australia about how this is a big shark. Great Right Oh Allie. Thank between these two island is. That's why I was like the notice. I didn't argue with him. Oh we'll talk about it and like I know what I was talking about out there drift thing. Yeah what's it called the Great Barrier Reef Reef Green Great Barrier Reef and then there's that that What's it called? We're all the water. There's a the thing the turtles sharks title way aimed directly. It's like the water just goes it's kind of like a stream but it's in the swim they get into and then it just takes rain water. There is a good word for it anymore. I know it's tip of your tongue but it's not on mine either jetstream but water all right number heart. Somebody steals ninety eight thousand dollars worth of Rama Noodles. Why why we saw this like four bucks? This isn't Georgia wait. How many Rama Noodles Ninety eight thousand dollars worth which is three hundred thousand? That is not very much money. What is that like? What on honored thousand five hundred thousand three hundred thousand packets of Rama noodles warm? Why thousands get them sometimes four for a dollar? Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Twenty. Six hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Why not gold or something tangible? And they're like they're totally new nutrient deficient like they're not. There's nothing in them. That's good for you. It's just shit. Were they trying to V. S. like stealing ninety eight thousand dollars of Shit. No one should eat that. I'm sorry maybe they were saving a foreign country star. They might have had good in town. Oh Shit and it was stolen from a fucking trailer park highway. uh-huh Whoa the People's Park had that many Rama noodles so now I would need to know why trailer Taylor Park. Had Three hundred thousand packets of rum was his trailer park. Doing I don't know I don't have any other notes. I don't get why as they had so many Rama noodles. They didn't want to have to. Maybe it was a big sale and they just bought out the stores in the St Date. Yup Other Rama noodles. Yeah while right back yard sale. Maybe there they were selling guys talked about member of the episode. I think you talked about where the Taco guy like stole the Taco meat or something. Yeah yeah he's stole the or they'll be eight thousand dollars. I maybe that's what they were going with. Rahman they blinked wanted to. Do you know big feed got stolen. Yeah then all their Ramadan on and then it was not good so their whole plans of their massive rahman drain no World Peace Now until April Rahman peas. No no all right our next our next one is this man mason tack it. This is in Kentucky. Oh God audits home close to home. I like better with Germany France. Germany almost shot. His cousin held them again point because he was stealing his cheese. Grater reader fresh grated cheese. You also stealing stealing a bottle an empty bottle of Lysol and some soap debottling the bottom. Why really smart? So why would would you go into someone's house. Take a cheese grater an empty Lysol bottle and he was making meth so one. Oh there you go. That's it right there. You have the cheese. He's greater to gray down. Some of the Ingraham. I don't know I haven't thank you. Looked at the ingredients like yeah. I haven't made math. We could try it. I don't know get some sudafed. Don't try this at home. The Fed Dome Angie Lawsuit I I look like I don't look like someone that would make math so they probably give me some sudafed. We wait what there is a class motor home. That's parked on the field on my way up to my house. It's like breaking. Aw I called the breaking bad trailer. Yeah been there for two years. You know what I mean to me. I bet you could google. How do you make meth you? Can you can find it online but you can make a bomb and it will tell me how to make a bomb. fucking sowed. Yeah but you know what I don't want to the police department to Bay Shit the FBI. I will talk to you about that. That that's good though people to be looking that up how do you build a bomb. Shouldn't be on the lookout. Make sure you shouldn't be a little look that a bike mine. Try any ingredients. I guess Sudafed now apparently sudafed which I only get that when I'm sick but but it works pretty good. Sign your life away to get that to see the foreman this fall. I'm going to get your picture. ID and your fingerprints. I'm like well maybe or."