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All right. You sixty pitches wealth nerdy. We go balls deep. I'm jason john. i read. Everybody had a liberating experience while with off. How about you. I also liberating experience last week at a visible wasn't as painful as yours. But with a great guy almost aroused they but i got very violated by the piatra. There's been what they do now. Man i ended up with the medium size kidney stone and the kidney stone world. i've never been dropped on my ass like that. Explain the process. Stick a tube of i call it tuesday night. Tuesday that you know. That's what i was trying to throw it. you know. Throw this author. But as i okay i can kind of see if you had like a ether of toy or something like that. But i've experienced this firsthand. There's absolutely zero enjoyment in this. You don't enjoy having a tooth up your day. No i'm sorry is about the size of the straw. How many how many times have you tried why. I wonder how to happen. Once in his was quite disturbing disturbing the good news is i was asleep when they put it in the phone like my wife. The fun part is your wake when you take it out and also does not sound like now. No no no so trying to get to the parcel. I get back to the office after having my surgery right. Yes so. I'm in the doctor's office. They tell you pull your pants down. I didn't really realize i had a stint emmy still. We'll just about twelve inches long. So the nurse comes in tiny little petite hispanic lady. She was your pensa okay. Yeah my wife's in the room also. Yeah so it's bad and you know you know you put your pants down. You got the weiner hanging out and everything so the nurse then grabs your cock. Yes with your hands female with your hands or her hand her hands. Oh so then. She starts revenue vacation all over it. Like oh my god. Somebody get licked my congressional disturbing because my wife looking at me. Yeah this story and it took a turn. Yes and then the nurse go sit down. Sit down lebron way. Yeah honey wait and having a boehner. I did not because a doctor walked in right behind it. He pulled out this device machine. That looks like a claw the claw. You could go back to an episode years. That's a callback combat. But this is like this like Almost like a push pool suction device type of thing. And then he grabs her pena's pump. Yes almost so when over your l. penis no actually in l. pena's yes so. It's like another tube. Yes yes he grabs weiner yes in shoves it in there. You're awake when this is happening. Oh yeah so you're saying this is a bad thing to me. I'll you know weird. Who my wife's in the room. I have a doctor my weiner in and have a nurse over here watching. What movie did they put on for you. I wish they would put a movie on the movie of my inquiry. Throw on the tv that the screen the had. Oh you get to watch it. Yes oh that's where the babies come out so he's pushing this tube. Yes enemy yes eh i. He's like okay. A little pressure a little pressure and then he pushes even harder. Yes and i it was gonna come on my asshole that you were gonna come on your show. I thought it was gonna come my astle. I'm just heard that because he pushed it in. And i felt like on my on my anus bs and i thought it was like oh my god book or something like that. I can feel all the pressure out of my ass shit. We took a turn westwood if only because all the pressure was there and then i screamed fuck me. The doctor goes no sir. We don't offer that service we're already doing is there. Were just doing reverse. So but yeah then he start. I guess there's a klopp in this thing and he starts on it and he grabs stint dogging tugging so the club was one in your your dick and then another one in your ass like a bowling ball. I dunno clock. If i get pretty much then he pulls it and he goes. Do you want to see it. And he goes. No you can just kept talking because you can see it on the screen and this is when they were moved kidney stone no so they beat the kidney stone already. This is i guess afterwards. Yeah the stint keeps your Your bladder opens. Continue to urinate. Yes yes but yeah. They pulled it out in twelve inches long. Jeez the stent or the soup the stint the state was twelve inches long. Yes it was like. Yeah i'm telling you came on. He goes because he was making fun of me because he was laughing. Because i screamed. Because like i said no painkillers nothing. You're awake full blown away when they do this. I don't know why women complain about childbirth. This sounds way worse this but yeah i never want anybody. No-one nor should know are the mandate clearances. I do remember when you were done with that. You were pretty conscious of your diet for little. Not drinking soda. Only that out the door. It's all around water. I've never had a kidney stone. But i drink a lot of water. I've had two little ones. Like teeny tiny ones. And i remember the first time i ever had one like two in the morning. I was like in my late twenties early thirties. And i just went into the bathroom to take a piss. And i was just peeing and i was like not even half awake in the night in the bottom of the in the toilet and then like the when you get wracked at like texas second to kick in like are it and i feel the ground it was like. Oh yes yes yes us. And then the second time was at work the urinal and i was like sitting there. It was when had that prostate infection and i was the the the urinal and dink laypeople in there. I just kind of tense Pointing the my first question asked the doctor after the extent was done. We're going have sex again and say did you buy me dinner. He was like he might wanna wait on that.