Listen: Murder, Pootie Tang, Granich discussed on Conan Oâ€™Brien Needs A Friend
"Exeter. Exca- touch. Did it? That's so true. Yeah. I watch every single murder show. And there's that show resent investigative files. What is that Granich forensic files? Oh, yeah. They take over headline news at the time. So what happens is I've stumbled upon forensic files. An I've watched maybe eighteen in a row. And I was and I was supposed to pick up my son, and I didn't and he's wondering in the woods alone. And I'm watching the show, and I'm. I can't I can't stop. I just can't stop it. And I'm just fascinated by those show, and I'm always fascinated by how many people murder for the smallest thing. Like he had some butterscotch candy. And and his friend wanted three of them. You know, so we went in there and just Ludd in hair on the walls to cry and he leaves with two butterscotch. I don't know. I I would I love murder so much that I've said many times I would love to murder or even be murdered at if I was murdered. I'd be honored. Isn't that weird? It's so weird because I'd be like I made it into the club. I'm such a fan of murder that someone murdered me. Yeah. I took the time out to murder someone. So. Time. I get to be in a now everyone gets to talk about who did it. And it's probably a weird message to put out there. It is. It is we've talked about this a lot. But I do think that you were in the best named movie of all time. And you know, what I'm talking about? You can't get enough of it. I can't I can't get enough of it pootie Tang. Yeah. Every time I'm on the show, you you've in their pootie Tang. And the thing is I don't know how long ago was now Lord that was probably. Yeah. Two thousand sixteen years ago, eighty someone out there knows exactly when it was if I was interviewing you when you are a hundred and ten I would ask you about pootie Tang. And regardless of what else you would done in your life. You know what I mean? Yeah. You could have just become the first African American woman to be elected president at the age of one hundred ten years old. And my first question to you would be what's talk about pootie Tang. And then I'd be fired as an investigative. Yes. Yes. Incredible. It right. Yeah. Made me laugh though. If I laugh, that's all I wanna do. Do you have a podcast because if you don't you're the only person who does I don't have a podcast would you like to have this one? Give it to you. Is so generous. Yeah, they're not. It's really it's just a couple of microphones and some guys. I've never met. I I'm happily gonna give them to you. Okay. All come in one van with all the equipment. It really is like dominant acme you can have your. That's actually a good. A good idea would be a company that you call them up, thirty minutes or less. They come up and they set up a podcast in your house.."