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Cooking as Mike Williams and Melvin your mouth not in your hand Gordon Mrs the end zone by the length of a thing Candy Sell Your Brain has a thin candy show hey try and go get off the studio we're working here right ten hilary swank played like a million dollar labiancas last healthy life for the titans speaking of healthy legs Derrick Rose Henry had another big game on the ground and the titans season has been saved thanks to a goal line stand don't get too attached to that peanuts just coach for Able Titans Twenty three the chargers twenty week seven almost in the looks got one left I one left for us I'm wearing a hat that says I am a messy bitch because I am a messy bitch after this weekend football but we're here to recap all of it we are here actually if you're watching you can see it the messy bichat on on a barstool gold dot com slash part of my take such PMT such PMT Google Dot com slash. PMT Okay let's recap let's start with Sunday night okay and then we'll go back to the one o'clock's the eagles might be done chain PFC one game out but they stink the entire NFC East I have no idea what to make of it besides the fact that the words are done the rest of the division it's just like anybody could beat anybody on any given time because I going into this game I thought the Eagles are GonNa win straight up to me to put their defense is atrocious I don't think it's Carson Wentz his fault but a guy who you let walkway won a super bowl for you and so everyone's GonNa Probably Blame Carson Wentz uh-huh and then the cowboys like I can't I I wouldn't be shocked if the cowboys lost all their games this season I wouldn't shock me if they won out it wouldn't shock me yeah they make no sense when they look good they look like the best team in the NFL and when they look bad they look so so bad even when they look good Jason Garrett looks like shit by the way football I think we've reached our quota of close up shots of Jason Garrett on the sideline with his red eyes looking like he's been smoking And crying at the bottom of public pool I was I was about done with that by the second quarter I'm sure we have like six more cowboys and then they're all against the giants yeah right it's I I don't know how there are certain losses you can walk away from and be like okay maybe we have a chance but now the eagles have gone back to back Games where the vikings torched them and the cowboys a little bit of help by the fact that they just gave you know gave up the ball on back to back opening orbiting drive yeah fumbled in a pick right well right off the bat it's like they spotted the cowboys fourteen point right so tough to tough for your defense to do stuff when you have that and basically the cowboys when the cowboys are running from a head it's like the you cannot stop them but if you're an eagles fan I don't know I don't know what they do and I I I'd be mad at their I'd be Mad Howie Roseman for not treating for Jalen Ramsey show they still are yeah are during the rams game today so of Eagles fans tweets being like look what we could have had yet right now and there are secondary is hilarious when it comes to tackling especially on those first two drives if you can't even call them drives it was like three total right and nine missed tackles during them the Orlando scandal looking like he was a double agent looking like he was sent over from the cowboys for the express purpose of losing games against the cowboys for the Eagles you just got turned everybody on the eagles defence looked like they were trying to tackle Barry Sanders right and so the so warren shop had a weren't sharp had a by the way friend Warren Sharp I realized this this weekend watching the Titans Game rebel looks like Warren Sharp after like twenty cycles steroids and like a bunch of stakes yeah all right so first half points given up by the Eagles this year they've given up twenty plus points in five of the Games that's bad and one of them got to throw because as Luke Falk that doesn't count so they held them scoreless which the that shouldn't count so they've given up twenty ten twenty twenty twenty four twenty seven I mean I don't know what you do with that you basically can't so that's the part where I don't even know if you can blame Carson Wentz because he's basically playing from Hind constantly and always a huge hole so the offense has to do different things I also don't I also want to just know Nelson Galore he's GonNa get roasted in Philadelphia 'cause that businesses and he made at the end of the game where he very easily I feel like could've caught the ball and I don't know what he saw but he just pulled back wide open would have been a touchdown every eagles team has to have one todd pinkston on the team bag Laura is the todd pinks one guy that everyone in Philly is just waking up in the morning and they turn over and they just start yelling at their dumpster about how bad that wide receiver. I can't wait to see what disaster is taking place overnight in Philly that we'll have somebody on the news yelling at Nelson tomorrow morning taking their one moment or their fifteen seconds of fame they're one moment where there are local hero to use that that platform to bash the shittiest wide receiver on the Philadelphia it's a Philadelphia traditionally I actually like it a lot that philly cares so much about their team I think adding a little bit of insult to injury for the cowboys in the second half when they kept trotting their doctor out onto the field wearing the cowboy s few so if you're injured and you see a man in a cowboy hat walking towards you he's got prince for you one is a shot of whiskey and a stick to down and the other is a gun with sidearm like a horse he's GonNa put you down but it plays it does johnny remember Johnny Manzella's lawyer one of the any ten gallon cowboy hat or whatever you call it and it was like that's the guy you're bringing to get you to keep you out of jail yeah it's like you're playing in Lambeau and the guy runs out on the field he's gotTa cheesehead on right that makes sense and he's sixty pounds overweight you're like okay I trust this guy you know what it's like the old all the never trust a John Okay speaking of teams that are dead let's move onto we go back to the one o'clock games one last question about the cowboys do you think that a small part of Jerry Jones is pissed off that he doesn't have to answer questions about firings coach this week yes yeah I mean I think Jerry Jones likes being reminded that he can fire Jason Garrett at any given time right I think he'll throw in a subtle some subtle shot like yes things went well tonight but if they hadn't for the most part right there were some things I'd like to see tightened up and I don't know if we have the coaching staff do right all right so back to the one o'clock games speaking teams that are dead the Falcons are deader than dead it is atrocious I actually want to throw this out thirteen PFC himmy are the Falcons maybe the worst team in the NFL they still have that lingering sense of they were winning in the Super Bowl a couple years ago so people aren't as inclined to see it but they are they are really really bad their defense is one of the worst I've ever seen and I know the answer is going to be obviously the dolphins and the bengals both teams that are historically bad yup and they haven't won but the dolphins have at least been competitive in their last two games the bengals I've been competitive a couple of times this year the the falcons have lost their last four games twenty four to tend to the titans they got smoked by the Texans they were competitive against the cardinals and they got smoked again match Shabas the only one who had a touchdown drive for them ninety nine point eight Qbr from shop fucking love the Versi I love he's still route but this team is so so bad that I don't know and of course we have Arthur blank saying I still support Dan Quinn he's actually in a break the records for amount of cliches saying that you are standing behind your coach that you're definitely gonNA fire once by week oh he's definitely literally standing right other people on my staff take a look at it and put their fingerprints on if I'm if I'm like a secondary coach on defense I'm like fuck you Dan Quinn this is your mess yes you're not doing the Thompson earlier whitewashing the fence on me and making me paint shit all over this fence this is yours and on top of that Dan Quinn last year took over the play calling duty which we always know is is like the last ditch effort you can always change calls the plays the."