Lacey Mosley, Wesley Conover, Helen Hong discussed on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
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This is Wait, Wait. Don't tell me the NPR news quiz. I'm Bill Kurtis. We're playing this week with Lacey Mosley. Helen Hong and that him Filbert. And here again, is your host who's a good boy Who's a good boy? Either single Thank you Bills. Thank right now. It's time for the wait, Wait. Don't tell me Bluff the listener game Call one Triple eight. Wait, wait to play our game on the air. Hi. You are on Wait, Wait. Don't tell me Hi. This is Kelly Clarkson. Kind from two city, Iowa. Well, blue bunny capital to be honey soon be, honey should be, honey. That's great. What do you do there besides promote the good city of Sioux City? I am a lead chef at a senior living facility. No, I'm gonna ask you because there are cliches we have indulged in them about senior citizens food about, you know, getting their Jell o it for 45. Can you Can you tell me? Can you tell me that this is not true? And that they're in fact, have Discerning palates who demand the best of you as their chef. Well, our king. A living facility is kind of high in so I do cook things better than Jell O. Have you I'm very actually, I'm kind of curious about this. Have you ever tried something? Like other gonna love this And like they do, like, know what is that? Yeah, I did. A popular shoot is like a French cooking technique. And you put the fish and wax papers and then they're like, So what do we do with this? How do we open it? What is this? A lot of good seniors at a lot of wax paper that night. All right, Kelly. It is great to have you on our show. You're going to play the game in which you must try to tell Truth from fiction. Bill. What is Kelly's topic? Get me outta here. Today's Bluff game is on a theme that's gonna be difficult for anyone in this world this year to emphasize with, but try to stay with me. We're going to hear about what it's like being stuck somewhere unable to get out. Our Panelists are going to tell you about a story We saw of somebody desperate to escape this week in the news pick the one who's telling the truth story will win our prize. The voice of your choice on your voicemail. Are you ready to play? Yes, I am. All right. Let's hear first. Then from Lacey, mostly Wesley Conover, a 36 year old, self proclaimed hipster Dad found himself in a troubling ordeal when he violated Disney's right protocol by entering a restricted area on the Pirates of Caribbean ride April 16th 2021 in the attempt to impress his Children on their bi yearly visitation. The 36 year old father of two climbed into the Pirates break prison cell on Lee to find himself trapped there. His cries for help for so convincing. He was mistaken as a new, exciting feature on the ride and became an instant hit. Molly and Stephen Nolan, a couple from Kentucky, exclaimed. We loved Updated, parted. Look, We've never seen a pirate in Birkenstocks and a T shirt for the national, but his beard was really parity in the way he yelled, Hell! Seems so Real Wesley was such a hit. He remained trapped on the ride for two days before parents alerted Park authorities when they saw a glimpse of a hipster Jack Sparrow crying on the ride. Disney declined to comment, but an unnamed source did reveal that the company is currently brainstorming waste incorporate trap single fathers into their ride experience. After the success of Wesley's ordeal, a man climbs into the cell and the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney world and get stuck there and gets Then mistaken for a real animatronic pirate. Your next story of someone who shall be released comes from Adam Silver. Vladislav Ivan office. Finally, a free man. But for the past three months, he has been held on an island against his will, without a phone trapped on a Chinese reality TV show. See he was working as a translator when the offer came in. Would Vlad like to be a contestant on a show that would ultimately put together a K pop style boy band? Lad was bored. So he agreed, but soon regretted the decision. And then he found out that if he walked off the show, he'd face a hefty fine that he couldn't afford and so flat, said about trying to be voted off the show. He did lame rap, says his fellow competitors pranced and crooned. He bet viewers not to vote for him. Don't love me, He said. Please don't make me go to the finals. I'm tired. Chinese viewers loved him. He became an Internet sensation with legions of fans who just wanted more of sad Vlad and so for three months episode after Episode, his fans voted him forward, prolonging Wladyslaw ABS misery in captivity. It became an international incident with Russian bloggers begging the Chinese to stop voting for him. It's not funny anymore. Let Vlad go home. Naturally, he made it to the finals on which he ate a lemon and frowned at the camera and asked to go home. Finally, he got his wish and found himself mobbed by fans of the airport is he headed back to Vladivostok? He now has a huge Internet following forever to be known as the man who, when life gave him lemons he ate 11. A man finally escapes from the Chinese reality TV show on which he is trapped, trying to not be put in a boy band. Your last story of somebody who's got to get out of this place. If it's the last thing they ever do comes from Helen Hong, Ah, solo adventurist wrapped himself in a world of trouble this past weekend when he zipped himself into a tight fitting mummy sleeping bag and couldn't get out. Outdoor enthusiast, Kale chips that scale with the sea in ships with two p's Thank you was camping alone in Colorado when he settled for the night in his very snug brand name, knockoff Sleeping Bag. After struggling with the sputtering zipper for a few minutes, it violently zipped all the way up, breaking the zipper handle on its way. The bag was so tight I couldn't move my arms at all. Exclaims Mr Chips. That's the last time I buy anything from scattergun eah, It's nothing like Patagonia. After hours of pulling, pushing and even biting at his constraints, Mr Chips managed to Caterpillar shimmy his way to his backpack to extract a jar of peanut butter, using his jaw, teeth and muscles he never knew he had in his tongue. He finally succeeded in opening the jar of Skippy and smearing peanut butter near the seams of the zipper bag. It took half a day of lying absolutely still. But eventually a family of chipmunks took the bait. The toothy little rascals chewed up the peanut butter scenes just enough to allow Mr chips to tear his way to freedom. With reverence and gratitude, Mr. Chips reports he'll never sing the Alvin Simon Theater song the same way ever again. All right, here are your choices. Kelly from Lacey. You heard about a man who.