Jake Dobermans, Next Monday, Kenny discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

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We <Speech_Male> <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> <SpeakerChange> <Silence> <Music> <Speech_Female> <Speech_Music_Female> <Laughter> <Speech_Male> <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> phobia <Speech_Music_Male> <Speech_Music_Male> <Speech_Music_Male> care. <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Music_Male> <Speech_Male> Jesus <Speech_Male> stretched out his hands <Speech_Male> ready to walk <Silence> some demons <Speech_Male> but legion <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> pleaded <SpeakerChange> with him <Silence> <Advertisement> saying <Silence> <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> do not <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> sell <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> treasury <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> of <Music> <Advertisement> day. <Music> It's so <Music> creepy. <Music> <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Music_Male> <Speech_Male> Jesus <Silence> replied <Speech_Male> you aren't <Speech_Male> really in a position <Speech_Male> to beg <Speech_Male> legion. <Speech_Male> Then offered another <Silence> solution <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> <Speech_Music_Female> <Advertisement> to fix <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> piggies <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> var. <Speech_Male> <Silence> Jesus agreed <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> suddenly. The <Speech_Male> demons came out of the <Speech_Male> man. Spirits <Speech_Male> entered the <SpeakerChange> herd of pigs <Speech_Female> on the hillside. <Laughter> <Speech_Music_Male> <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> Almost <Speech_Male> two <SpeakerChange> thousand <Speech_Male> pigs <Speech_Male> rushed down the steep <Speech_Female> bank <SpeakerChange> into the sea <Speech_Male> and drowned <Speech_Music_Female> <Laughter> <Speech_Male> the <Speech_Female> herdsman saw their <Speech_Male> pigs go crazy <Speech_Male> and going to the water <Speech_Male> and then they went to <Speech_Male> tell the city <Speech_Male> soon the townspeople <Speech_Male> said. <Speech_Male> That's a lotta <Silence> hogwash. <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> Others <Speech_Male> went out to see <Speech_Male> the site a place <Speech_Male> now known as <Silence> <Advertisement> the piggy bank <Speech_Male> when <Speech_Male> the herdsmen <SpeakerChange> in some townfolk <Speech_Male> returned <Speech_Male> they saw the formerly <Speech_Male> <SpeakerChange> dealing possess <Speech_Male> man who is sitting <Speech_Male> there clothing <Silence> <Advertisement> in his right mind. <Speech_Male> He <Speech_Male> was even making polite <Speech_Male> conversations <Speech_Male> about politics <Silence> and the economy <Speech_Male> who. <Speech_Male> I'm <Speech_Male> sore talk about <Speech_Male> exercising. <Speech_Male> The names <SpeakerChange> kevin by <Silence> the way <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> seeing <Speech_Male> the one hundred <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> and eighty degree change. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> The people <Speech_Male> were fearful <Silence> <Advertisement> of jesus power. <Speech_Male> <Silence> They've begged <SpeakerChange> him to <Silence> leave. <Speech_Male> Jesus graciously <Speech_Male> gathered his <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> disciples for another <Silence> boat ride. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> The man who <Speech_Male> had been possessed <Speech_Male> begged <SpeakerChange> that he might join <Silence> the crew. <Speech_Male> Come on <Silence> you guys. Need <SpeakerChange> a kevin <Silence> <Advertisement> <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> yet. Jesus <Silence> <Advertisement> had a different plan. <Silence> <Speech_Male> Go home <Speech_Male> to your friends and <Speech_Male> tell them about <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> what the lord has done <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> for you. <Silence> <Advertisement> At about god's <SpeakerChange> mercy <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> so with a new <Speech_Male> sense of purpose <Speech_Male> kevin ran <Speech_Male> off to the d. list <Speech_Male> share how much <Silence> jesus had done for <Silence> him <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> and the whole <Speech_Male> region was amazed <Silence> <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> this slightly <Speech_Male> creepy story reveals <Speech_Male> how jesus <Speech_Male> has power over <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> both the natural <Speech_Female> <Advertisement> and the spiritual <Silence> <Advertisement> worlds. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> <SpeakerChange> He can <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> come storms <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> and send demons <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> packing <SpeakerChange> <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> just by speaking. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> That's <Silence> <Advertisement> one powerful dude. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> Because jesus <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> has this power. <Speech_Male> We know <Silence> he'll take care of us. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> <Speech_Male> Well storms <Speech_Male> and crazy people <Speech_Male> in tombs might make <Speech_Male> for a scary experience <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> because jesus <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> is powerful. <Silence> <Advertisement> We don't need to fear <Silence> <Speech_Male> our faith <Speech_Male> in god triumph <Speech_Male> over scary <Silence> situations. <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> Jesus <Speech_Male> comforts us <Silence> with his awesome <SpeakerChange> power. <Speech_Male> <Speech_Music_Male> So if you ever <Speech_Music_Male> a weird <Speech_Male> or frightening scenario <Speech_Male> trust that jesus <Silence> <SpeakerChange> who get you through <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> it <Music> <Silence> <Silence> <Speech_Male> as <Speech_Male> always your show is hosted <Speech_Male> by jake dobermans. <Speech_Male> Who also wrote <Speech_Male> this episode. <Speech_Male> Additional vocal talents <Speech_Male> provided by <Silence> kenny. Dobermans <Speech_Male> seth <Speech_Male> parker does <SpeakerChange> the <Speech_Male> intro at the beginning <Silence> and the end <Speech_Male> <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> and k <Speech_Male> <Advertisement> dobermans <SpeakerChange> created that <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> music listening to <Speech_Music_Male> <Advertisement> the bible <Speech_Music_Male> but funnier. <Speech_Music_Male> Join us again. <Speech_Music_Male> Next monday <SpeakerChange> for another <Speech_Music_Male> crazy ride through <Music> scripture.

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