Here we go. Stay for a while. Don't touch the radio. Listen to that and stay tuned for some giggles and last go. We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women created by go, you know, you know the thing. Welcome to the planet Mikey show. Yes, we know the thing, but do you, mister president, know the thing. Do you know the thing? Welcome to this episode, I have a quarter of a million downloads later. We finally hit that goal of ours, which is a 180 episodes of the planet Mikey podcast. And my special thanks to Bill Smith and Ben kitchen without whom it would be just a show about orangutans. Which is coming up. Within a few weeks, we're going to have that. In fact, we're going to have a couple orangutans in here. People that call it orangutan. Yeah. I know there's no G on the end. No, I think it's spelled orangutan. Orangutan is correct. But people don't ever say that, and if they do, it's like stupid. It makes them sound stupid. I know that everybody says a ring. They're the Illinois. Exactly. Which you mentioned a couple podcasts. You hate them. Anybody comes in here and says Illinois is going to be problems. Big problems. Ben is going to jump on him and beat the living. Right. It is long hairy arms. I'll shoot video of that and we'll post it. Oh, good. You know, I look at the camera monitor here. Now we're on now that we're on YouTube. For those of you that would rather watch this, you can't imagine there's a lot of you. Yeah, you have a but if you do want to watch this, you can do that on YouTube. How do they do that, Ben? Tell everybody. They go to YouTube dot com slash planet Mikey. And I'm slash planet Mikey slash. Or just go to YouTube dot com and in that little search bar, you type in planet Mikey. Okay, because I may want to watch it one of these days. You know what I'm saying? Do you? Sometimes I do like to watch myself. Do you ever find do you ever find it odd to watch yourself on a TV show and wonder? Was that really you? Does that mean? Yeah. Yeah, I was doing, you know, 5 hours of live television a week, and no, I did not want them. I'll tell you what though. Here's the thing. I think I look much better on camera than I do in person. Let me have a look here. Hold on. Let's see. Yeah, you do look pretty good there. Where's my TV smile, ready? I'm gonna do this for the day. For those of you that I'm not watching on YouTube, I'm doing a smile into the camera right now. Where's the cameras on top of the car? Okay, ready? What are you saying? He's got horse teeth. Yeah, so anyway, we're here, Bill Smith. Take a bow. Thank you. Okay. You know, I have a lot of ship jokes. Ship. As an ocean going vessel? Yeah. Like Howard Stern would take a bow. Right? All right, you know what I'm saying, what I'm saying? Brittany old poop deck. I have, I keep my jokes filed by category. So if you name a category, I can go off with stupid dad jokes and puns. You have like a thematic system to your anytime you want. The other night I was working with Jeff deal at his fundraiser. In Malden. And we read a bowling alley. A big, that big, what's it called? Max mix 360 six 360. Bowling alley. I didn't know that, but I figured great place. Hey, you know, he's on a roll. I get my mind out of the gutter for this one. Okay, you know, these are jokes about bowling. And I said, okay, I'll spare you. The bowling jokes. You did this in front of the crowd. Yeah, it goes. In fact, I better split. You know, it was like, and then I said, dad. Is this covering the camera now? There you go. Yep. We're 5 minutes in, we haven't done shit. Nope, I know. We could thank the sponsors. That's productive. First of all, we have our tonight sponsors, which is bet online dot AG. I'll get to that in a second. I want to always mention my grandma's world famous coffee cake, which we gave one to John fiore last week, and he loves them. 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